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programmerhumor | T-J_H | hegqm9k | <|sols|><|sot|>My CS professor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zodqvtcmm0q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Real programmers just call `random()` until you get the right order<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,797 |
programmerhumor | riseagainstTO09 | hegg9t5 | <|sols|><|sot|>My CS professor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zodqvtcmm0q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Computer scientists write a sorting algorithm once, then call mySort()<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,459 |
programmerhumor | DingusMcButtFace | hegn5e4 | <|sols|><|sot|>My CS professor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zodqvtcmm0q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The whole point of learning how to write sorting algorithms in a CS curriculum is to introduce students to algorithms and how to analyze them, not to tell them to reinvent the wheel.
In my systems programming class I had to wr... | 1,013 |
programmerhumor | CDno_Mlqko | heglqvp | <|sols|><|sot|>My CS professor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zodqvtcmm0q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Computer Scientists write sorting algorithms*
*At University.<|eor|><|soopr|>Facts, true Chads just call .sort() without looking back<|eoopr|><|sor|>std::sort : am I a joke to you<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 975 |
programmerhumor | enano_aoc | hegc7q4 | <|sols|><|sot|>My CS professor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zodqvtcmm0q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not only programmers, software developers do also call \`sort\` unless they have a *very* good reason to write the algorithm themselves.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 936 |
programmerhumor | TehGM | heghv7s | <|sols|><|sot|>My CS professor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zodqvtcmm0q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And smart people don't reinvent the wheel unless that's needed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 871 |
programmerhumor | majora11f | heh5nxt | <|sols|><|sot|>My CS professor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zodqvtcmm0q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Starting my CS course was a real shock as someone who had just self taught myself python before and never thought once to do things myself.<|eor|><|sor|>I firmly believe a CS degree is much more useful in teaching you how to th... | 832 |
programmerhumor | DutchLeopardNL | heghvh7 | <|sols|><|sot|>My CS professor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zodqvtcmm0q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Starting my CS course was a real shock as someone who had just self taught myself python before and never thought once to do things myself.<|eor|><|soopr|>I am experiencing the same thing; my professor has us learning C++ and I... | 661 |
programmerhumor | ItsAMeTribial | hegchjc | <|sols|><|sot|>My CS professor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zodqvtcmm0q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not only programmers, software developers do also call \`sort\` unless they have a *very* good reason to write the algorithm themselves.<|eor|><|sor|>Everyone will write their own specific sort function if it's needed. But in 9... | 655 |
programmerhumor | Dumbledore18 | hegeewj | <|sols|><|sot|>My CS professor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zodqvtcmm0q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Starting my CS course was a real shock as someone who had just self taught myself python before and never thought once to do things myself.<|eor|><|soopr|>I am experiencing the same thing; my professor has us learning C++ and I... | 631 |
programmerhumor | jjdmol | heggi6y | <|sols|><|sot|>My CS professor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zodqvtcmm0q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Computer Scientists write sorting algorithms*
*At University.<|eor|><|sor|>It's nevertheless good to have a grasp at how sorting is done though. It allows you to know which inputs lead to bad performance, that partial-ordering... | 491 |
programmerhumor | PrecisePigeon | hegofrc | <|sols|><|sot|>My CS professor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zodqvtcmm0q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Computer Scientists write sorting algorithms*
*At University.<|eor|><|soopr|>Facts, true Chads just call .sort() without looking back<|eoopr|><|sor|>std::sort : am I a joke to you<|eor|><|sor|>I dont use C++. Its rife with STD... | 475 |
programmerhumor | erebuxy | heggef8 | <|sols|><|sot|>My CS professor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zodqvtcmm0q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean if you are using something like Python, it is unlikely that your own algorithm is nearly as fast as the native one.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 463 |
programmerhumor | invisible_admin | s4pzne | <|sols|><|sot|>What?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oy3531gq4wb81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37,349 |
programmerhumor | decayedamp1337 | hst3j8n | <|sols|><|sot|>What?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oy3531gq4wb81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"How has the pandemic changed your life"
Me: it hasn't really, I just sit around typing on a computer all day, same as its always been.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,646 |
programmerhumor | ASpaceOstrich | hst4des | <|sols|><|sot|>What?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oy3531gq4wb81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The pandemic taught me one thing. People being forced to live even a fraction of my normal life started having massive mental health issues. Therefore my lifestyle is likely the reason my depression won't go away.
Now if only I could do... | 1,486 |
programmerhumor | bodhipooh | hstegmc | <|sols|><|sot|>What?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oy3531gq4wb81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"How has the pandemic changed your life"
Me: it hasn't really, I just sit around typing on a computer all day, same as its always been.<|eor|><|sor|>Ain't that the truth!? I say this ALL THE TIME, and people think I am joking. If it ... | 581 |
programmerhumor | LostTeleporter | hst5wdg | <|sols|><|sot|>What?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oy3531gq4wb81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The pandemic taught me one thing. People being forced to live even a fraction of my normal life started having massive mental health issues. Therefore my lifestyle is likely the reason my depression won't go away.
Now if only I could do... | 572 |
programmerhumor | igrowcabbage | hst3lm0 | <|sols|><|sot|>What?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oy3531gq4wb81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Glad I quit smoking years ago, so that your meme isn't 100% correct.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 311 |
programmerhumor | TeddyPerkins95 | hsskmvt | <|sols|><|sot|>What?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oy3531gq4wb81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can relate<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 267 |
programmerhumor | ydna_eissua | hst875f | <|sols|><|sot|>What?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oy3531gq4wb81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The pandemic taught me one thing. People being forced to live even a fraction of my normal life started having massive mental health issues. Therefore my lifestyle is likely the reason my depression won't go away.
Now if only I could do... | 241 |
programmerhumor | fatalgift | hsspear | <|sols|><|sot|>What?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oy3531gq4wb81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Meme*
---
\[*Two-panel meme showing two Wojak characters facing each other.*]
---
[*On the left is a blushing, blonde-haired woman who wears a blue daisy print dress with puffy sleeves. She smiles slightly. At h... | 152 |
programmerhumor | ggtsu_00 | hstf51f | <|sols|><|sot|>What?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oy3531gq4wb81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"How has the pandemic changed your life"
Me: it hasn't really, I just sit around typing on a computer all day, same as its always been.<|eor|><|sor|>"It's socially acceptable now to spend the whole day in my room behind my computer scr... | 117 |
programmerhumor | ImVeganHowCanYouTell | hst5p04 | <|sols|><|sot|>What?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oy3531gq4wb81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Glad I quit smoking years ago, so that your meme isn't 100% correct.<|eor|><|sor|>Only those who know regex can not smoke<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 89 |
programmerhumor | Fmatosqg | hstrdzj | <|sols|><|sot|>What?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oy3531gq4wb81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"How has the pandemic changed your life"
Me: it hasn't really, I just sit around typing on a computer all day, same as its always been.<|eor|><|sor|>Ain't that the truth!? I say this ALL THE TIME, and people think I am joking. If it ... | 88 |
programmerhumor | monkeyhitman | hstdbn8 | <|sols|><|sot|>What?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oy3531gq4wb81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The pandemic taught me one thing. People being forced to live even a fraction of my normal life started having massive mental health issues. Therefore my lifestyle is likely the reason my depression won't go away.
Now if only I could do... | 82 |
programmerhumor | metropolis_pt2 | hste3vo | <|sols|><|sot|>What?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oy3531gq4wb81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can relate<|eor|><|sor|>So *that* is why the pizza guy is wearing a mask?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 79 |
programmerhumor | Bigb5wm | hssubl5 | <|sols|><|sot|>What?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oy3531gq4wb81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I did this in 2020 as well.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 78 |
programmerhumor | riricide | hst49b5 | <|sols|><|sot|>What?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oy3531gq4wb81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I was so happy to be writing my dissertation during the pandemic. I couldn't go out and party, but no one else could either so it was not bad at all
Of course when I graduated then suddenly it hit me that the pandemic is real and what ... | 70 |
programmerhumor | FinishingDutch | hstrycp | <|sols|><|sot|>What?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oy3531gq4wb81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"How has the pandemic changed your life"
Me: it hasn't really, I just sit around typing on a computer all day, same as its always been.<|eor|><|sor|>Ain't that the truth!? I say this ALL THE TIME, and people think I am joking. If it ... | 60 |
programmerhumor | junomaven | hst8vea | <|sols|><|sot|>What?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oy3531gq4wb81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is funny how the pandemic changed some things that where awkward about me and now is normal. Like I never understand why we shaked hands. Now it is normal not to do it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57 |
programmerhumor | CYKO_11 | hssv8w6 | <|sols|><|sot|>What?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oy3531gq4wb81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I actually forgot about covid<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 56 |
programmerhumor | T3hJ3hu | hst9y2k | <|sols|><|sot|>What?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oy3531gq4wb81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The pandemic taught me one thing. People being forced to live even a fraction of my normal life started having massive mental health issues. Therefore my lifestyle is likely the reason my depression won't go away.
Now if only I could do... | 53 |
programmerhumor | DopePixel | obfidi | <|sols|><|sot|>"Refuses to comment"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7dzo1rbokj871.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37,334 |
programmerhumor | 10n3_w01f | h3nl7bp | <|sols|><|sot|>"Refuses to comment"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7dzo1rbokj871.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>//TODO : Write useful comments<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 811 |
programmerhumor | PeaPanties | h3nsk4i | <|sols|><|sot|>"Refuses to comment"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7dzo1rbokj871.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[https://i.imgur.com/Ibeatuv.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ibeatuv.jpg)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 470 |
programmerhumor | InDaBauhaus | h3nw1n2 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Refuses to comment"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7dzo1rbokj871.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>//TODO : Write useful comments<|eor|><|sor|>OK.
// This is a comment.<|eor|><|sor|> a = 5 # this sets the variable a to the value of 5<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 420 |
programmerhumor | KKeff | h3nte3a | <|sols|><|sot|>"Refuses to comment"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7dzo1rbokj871.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>```
/**
* This method takes field named sum from this class and returns it in
* unchanged form.
* This method takes no arguments. Type of returned value is the same as type
* of the field. This method doe not take any arg... | 329 |
programmerhumor | pclouds | h3nv7du | <|sols|><|sot|>"Refuses to comment"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7dzo1rbokj871.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>//TODO : Write useful comments<|eor|><|sor|>OK.
// This is a comment.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 312 |
programmerhumor | DerGrummler | h3o00rb | <|sols|><|sot|>"Refuses to comment"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7dzo1rbokj871.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>```
/**
* This method takes field named sum from this class and returns it in
* unchanged form.
* This method takes no arguments. Type of returned value is the same as type
* of the field. This method doe not take any arg... | 166 |
programmerhumor | themiraclemaker | h3nyo3q | <|sols|><|sot|>"Refuses to comment"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7dzo1rbokj871.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>```
/**
* This method takes field named sum from this class and returns it in
* unchanged form.
* This method takes no arguments. Type of returned value is the same as type
* of the field. This method doe not take any arg... | 124 |
programmerhumor | KingJellyfishII | h3o0sl0 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Refuses to comment"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7dzo1rbokj871.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>```
/**
* This method takes field named sum from this class and returns it in
* unchanged form.
* This method takes no arguments. Type of returned value is the same as type
* of the field. This method doe not take any arg... | 113 |
programmerhumor | UltraCarnivore | h3nzw63 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Refuses to comment"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7dzo1rbokj871.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[https://i.imgur.com/Ibeatuv.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ibeatuv.jpg)<|eor|><|sor|>Perfection<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 69 |
programmerhumor | r0ck0 | h3o52db | <|sols|><|sot|>"Refuses to comment"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7dzo1rbokj871.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>```
/**
* This method takes field named sum from this class and returns it in
* unchanged form.
* This method takes no arguments. Type of returned value is the same as type
* of the field. This method doe not take any arg... | 69 |
programmerhumor | MarvinParanoAndroid | h3nmac0 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Refuses to comment"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7dzo1rbokj871.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>/* asdfasdfasdf */<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60 |
programmerhumor | dance1211 | h3nvroh | <|sols|><|sot|>"Refuses to comment"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7dzo1rbokj871.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>That question is dumb. What do they expect to be the answer? Its my lifelong dream?<|eor|><|sor|>It's mainly to show you've done research on the company and not just applying for the
randomly sake o... | 59 |
programmerhumor | katyalovesherbike | h3nyqq5 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Refuses to comment"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7dzo1rbokj871.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> A common fallacy is to assume authors of incomprehensible code will somehow be able to express themselves lucidly and clearly in comments.
(c) Kevlin Henney. Stop using comments, start writing clear code.<|eor|><|eols|>... | 56 |
programmerhumor | DaveMoreau | h3ohxi1 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Refuses to comment"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7dzo1rbokj871.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>//TODO : Write useful comments<|eor|><|sor|>OK.
// This is a comment.<|eor|><|sor|> a = 5 # this sets the variable a to the value of 5<|eor|><|sor|>Not even kidding some people do that where I work.<|eor|><|sor|>[d... | 55 |
programmerhumor | Shazvox | h3nqa5s | <|sols|><|sot|>"Refuses to comment"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7dzo1rbokj871.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>"Oh, so you are looking for a management position then?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 54 |
programmerhumor | StayAwayAndStayOut | h3ns0ga | <|sols|><|sot|>"Refuses to comment"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7dzo1rbokj871.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I read code more than I read comments<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
programmerhumor | equeim | h3nyea0 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Refuses to comment"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7dzo1rbokj871.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I read code more than I read comments<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Comments are not there to make your code readable, it's simply not possible. If your code is not readable, comments won't magically change that. The... | 47 |
programmerhumor | boolean_madness | 9awxap | <|sols|><|sot|>Building a raft<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.monkeyuser.com/assets/images/2018/103-building-a-raft.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37,294 |
programmerhumor | PM_ME__ASIAN_BOOBS | e4yra5w | <|sols|><|sot|>Building a raft<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.monkeyuser.com/assets/images/2018/103-building-a-raft.png<|eol|><|sor|>Building a raft with...
**SPECS:** raft can fit two people, has a sail, is made of wood. Nobody thought about specifying that it should float.
**FUNDING:** the investors decided a raft wasn't... | 4,497 |
programmerhumor | alex199568 | e4ysrnd | <|sols|><|sot|>Building a raft<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.monkeyuser.com/assets/images/2018/103-building-a-raft.png<|eol|><|sor|>Personal projects, no specs, no funding, no QA, no market research, no deadlines, no demand. In the end you decide that island is not that bad.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 498 |
programmerhumor | Zoigl | e4ytrer | <|sols|><|sot|>Building a raft<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.monkeyuser.com/assets/images/2018/103-building-a-raft.png<|eol|><|sor|>Building a raft with...
**SPECS:** raft can fit two people, has a sail, is made of wood. Nobody thought about specifying that it should float.
**FUNDING:** the investors decided a raft wasn't... | 335 |
programmerhumor | 1337M0nst3r | e4yqz0f | <|sols|><|sot|>Building a raft<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.monkeyuser.com/assets/images/2018/103-building-a-raft.png<|eol|><|sor|>Me: *looks at old projects, no wonder I didn't finish any of them<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 295 |
programmerhumor | ftgbhs | e4yvim1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Building a raft<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.monkeyuser.com/assets/images/2018/103-building-a-raft.png<|eol|><|sor|>Building a raft with...
**SPECS:** raft can fit two people, has a sail, is made of wood. Nobody thought about specifying that it should float.
**FUNDING:** the investors decided a raft wasn't... | 271 |
programmerhumor | cucumbulous | e4yp4lm | <|sols|><|sot|>Building a raft<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.monkeyuser.com/assets/images/2018/103-building-a-raft.png<|eol|><|sor|>I have all six of these at work
My raft looks like shit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 242 |
programmerhumor | Lafreakshow | e4ywj3b | <|sols|><|sot|>Building a raft<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.monkeyuser.com/assets/images/2018/103-building-a-raft.png<|eol|><|sor|>Personal projects, no specs, no funding, no QA, no market research, no deadlines, no demand. In the end you decide that island is not that bad.<|eor|><|sor|>Me in a nutshell:
"I will build th... | 227 |
programmerhumor | showyerbewbs | e4yuh08 | <|sols|><|sot|>Building a raft<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.monkeyuser.com/assets/images/2018/103-building-a-raft.png<|eol|><|sor|>Building a raft with...
**SPECS:** raft can fit two people, has a sail, is made of wood. Nobody thought about specifying that it should float.
**FUNDING:** the investors decided a raft wasn't... | 216 |
programmerhumor | Alphadestrious | e4yvzjd | <|sols|><|sot|>Building a raft<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.monkeyuser.com/assets/images/2018/103-building-a-raft.png<|eol|><|sor|>Building a raft with...
**SPECS:** raft can fit two people, has a sail, is made of wood. Nobody thought about specifying that it should float.
**FUNDING:** the investors decided a raft wasn't... | 136 |
programmerhumor | terrordrone_nl | e4ytwdu | <|sols|><|sot|>Building a raft<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.monkeyuser.com/assets/images/2018/103-building-a-raft.png<|eol|><|sor|>I don't get the no deadline part :|<|eor|><|sor|>He's taking his sweet time and relaxing for a bit, not realising it's going to bite him in the ass very soon when management shows up demanding ... | 130 |
programmerhumor | showyerbewbs | e4yxif3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Building a raft<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.monkeyuser.com/assets/images/2018/103-building-a-raft.png<|eol|><|sor|>Building a raft with...
**SPECS:** raft can fit two people, has a sail, is made of wood. Nobody thought about specifying that it should float.
**FUNDING:** the investors decided a raft wasn't... | 88 |
programmerhumor | FistHitlersAnalCunt | e4yr1lp | <|sols|><|sot|>Building a raft<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.monkeyuser.com/assets/images/2018/103-building-a-raft.png<|eol|><|sor|>I have all six of these at work
My raft looks like shit<|eor|><|sor|>On the plus side you have an entire cruise ship in your bathroom if you feel like a mojito and a conversation with a coffin... | 86 |
programmerhumor | ablablababla | e4yy2zx | <|sols|><|sot|>Building a raft<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.monkeyuser.com/assets/images/2018/103-building-a-raft.png<|eol|><|sor|>Personal projects, no specs, no funding, no QA, no market research, no deadlines, no demand. In the end you decide that island is not that bad.<|eor|><|sor|>Me in a nutshell:
"I will build th... | 82 |
programmerhumor | Ben-Z-S | e4yu6z9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Building a raft<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.monkeyuser.com/assets/images/2018/103-building-a-raft.png<|eol|><|sor|>I don't get the no deadline part :|<|eor|><|sor|>He's taking his sweet time and relaxing for a bit, not realising it's going to bite him in the ass very soon when management shows up demanding ... | 77 |
programmerhumor | OnlineGrab | e4yrp5v | <|sols|><|sot|>Building a raft<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.monkeyuser.com/assets/images/2018/103-building-a-raft.png<|eol|><|sor|>Building a raft with...
**SPECS:** raft can fit two people, has a sail, is made of wood. Nobody thought about specifying that it should float.
**FUNDING:** the investors decided a raft wasn't... | 74 |
programmerhumor | marmaladeontoast | e4yu5tn | <|sols|><|sot|>Building a raft<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.monkeyuser.com/assets/images/2018/103-building-a-raft.png<|eol|><|sor|>Building a raft with...
**SPECS:** raft can fit two people, has a sail, is made of wood. Nobody thought about specifying that it should float.
**FUNDING:** the investors decided a raft wasn't... | 61 |
programmerhumor | tripszoms | e4yxzs2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Building a raft<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.monkeyuser.com/assets/images/2018/103-building-a-raft.png<|eol|><|sor|>Building a raft with...
**SPECS:** raft can fit two people, has a sail, is made of wood. Nobody thought about specifying that it should float.
**FUNDING:** the investors decided a raft wasn't... | 60 |
programmerhumor | xyl0ph0ne | e4yxt20 | <|sols|><|sot|>Building a raft<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.monkeyuser.com/assets/images/2018/103-building-a-raft.png<|eol|><|sor|>Building a raft with...
**SPECS:** raft can fit two people, has a sail, is made of wood. Nobody thought about specifying that it should float.
**FUNDING:** the investors decided a raft wasn't... | 60 |
programmerhumor | AUPMAReddit | dk1i7h | <|sols|><|sot|>random inspection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w0x3wuhfwgt31.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37,264 |
programmerhumor | oaga_strizzi | f49qmxf | <|sols|><|sot|>random inspection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w0x3wuhfwgt31.png<|eol|><|sor|>How is shit like this not illegal?
Or if it is illegal, how stupid are companies do generate this shit on the client where it's so easy to call them out on it.
I'm sure booking.com does the same, but at least they're doing i... | 3,961 |
programmerhumor | Holy_Grapes | f49qzgc | <|sols|><|sot|>random inspection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w0x3wuhfwgt31.png<|eol|><|sor|>That happens because they left the function on the client side. A backend function and nobody would have busted them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,862 |
programmerhumor | lordheart | f49rf3o | <|sols|><|sot|>random inspection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w0x3wuhfwgt31.png<|eol|><|sor|>That happens because they left the function on the client side. A backend function and nobody would have busted them.<|eor|><|sor|>Can still bust them if they arent consistent. Two devices check same flights over different ip... | 1,264 |
programmerhumor | carnau | f49zrai | <|sols|><|sot|>random inspection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w0x3wuhfwgt31.png<|eol|><|sor|>How is shit like this not illegal?
Or if it is illegal, how stupid are companies do generate this shit on the client where it's so easy to call them out on it.
I'm sure booking.com does the same, but at least they're doing i... | 1,129 |
programmerhumor | 0x564A00 | f4a19dx | <|sols|><|sot|>random inspection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w0x3wuhfwgt31.png<|eol|><|sor|>How is shit like this not illegal?
Or if it is illegal, how stupid are companies do generate this shit on the client where it's so easy to call them out on it.
I'm sure booking.com does the same, but at least they're doing i... | 756 |
programmerhumor | Panossa | f49rsvx | <|sols|><|sot|>random inspection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w0x3wuhfwgt31.png<|eol|><|sor|>That happens because they left the function on the client side. A backend function and nobody would have busted them.<|eor|><|sor|>Can still bust them if they arent consistent. Two devices check same flights over different ip... | 703 |
programmerhumor | HighRelevancy | f4a6qwo | <|sols|><|sot|>random inspection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w0x3wuhfwgt31.png<|eol|><|sor|>How is shit like this not illegal?
Or if it is illegal, how stupid are companies do generate this shit on the client where it's so easy to call them out on it.
I'm sure booking.com does the same, but at least they're doing i... | 628 |
programmerhumor | 2003___honda | f4a4t8v | <|sols|><|sot|>random inspection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w0x3wuhfwgt31.png<|eol|><|sor|>How is shit like this not illegal?
Or if it is illegal, how stupid are companies do generate this shit on the client where it's so easy to call them out on it.
I'm sure booking.com does the same, but at least they're doing i... | 428 |
programmerhumor | TheTrueBlueTJ | f4a9jj1 | <|sols|><|sot|>random inspection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w0x3wuhfwgt31.png<|eol|><|sor|>How is shit like this not illegal?
Or if it is illegal, how stupid are companies do generate this shit on the client where it's so easy to call them out on it.
I'm sure booking.com does the same, but at least they're doing i... | 392 |
programmerhumor | roby_65 | f49z0k5 | <|sols|><|sot|>random inspection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w0x3wuhfwgt31.png<|eol|><|sor|>There is a gaming website that shows how many game keys it has in stock.
The number is generated server side... But changes at each refresh. And it can change from 5 to 23 in a refresh lol.
Please at least save it for the ses... | 375 |
programmerhumor | Nchi | f49xxo2 | <|sols|><|sot|>random inspection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w0x3wuhfwgt31.png<|eol|><|sor|>That happens because they left the function on the client side. A backend function and nobody would have busted them.<|eor|><|sor|>Can still bust them if they arent consistent. Two devices check same flights over different ip... | 334 |
programmerhumor | totoropoko | f49td6w | <|sols|><|sot|>random inspection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w0x3wuhfwgt31.png<|eol|><|sor|>How is shit like this not illegal?
Or if it is illegal, how stupid are companies do generate this shit on the client where it's so easy to call them out on it.
I'm sure booking.com does the same, but at least they're doing i... | 310 |
programmerhumor | aphaelion | f4an6t0 | <|sols|><|sot|>random inspection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w0x3wuhfwgt31.png<|eol|><|sor|>That happens because they left the function on the client side. A backend function and nobody would have busted them.<|eor|><|sor|>Can still bust them if they arent consistent. Two devices check same flights over different ip... | 294 |
programmerhumor | pedmc123 | f49q5kx | <|sols|><|sot|>random inspection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w0x3wuhfwgt31.png<|eol|><|sor|>What does that graph at the end show<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 287 |
programmerhumor | fb39ca4 | f4a84r1 | <|sols|><|sot|>random inspection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w0x3wuhfwgt31.png<|eol|><|sor|>How is shit like this not illegal?
Or if it is illegal, how stupid are companies do generate this shit on the client where it's so easy to call them out on it.
I'm sure booking.com does the same, but at least they're doing i... | 238 |
programmerhumor | underexaggeration | f49qbda | <|sols|><|sot|>random inspection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w0x3wuhfwgt31.png<|eol|><|sor|>What does that graph at the end show<|eor|><|sor|>The quantile function of the random variable "number of people viewing this flight". That is, given a number x between 0 and 1, the graph shows you the number of people that y... | 225 |
programmerhumor | billionai1 | f4ahn2q | <|sols|><|sot|>random inspection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w0x3wuhfwgt31.png<|eol|><|sor|>I don't remember exactly which company was raising flight prices a little bit every time you entered their website. It sounds to me that it was Vueling, but I can be wrong.
They were storing that information on a cookie, so ... | 220 |
programmerhumor | reconman | f4a0oim | <|sols|><|sot|>random inspection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w0x3wuhfwgt31.png<|eol|><|sor|>What does that graph at the end show<|eor|><|sor|>The quantile function of the random variable "number of people viewing this flight". That is, given a number x between 0 and 1, the graph shows you the number of people that y... | 213 |
programmerhumor | Famous_Profile | f49s7ib | <|sols|><|sot|>random inspection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w0x3wuhfwgt31.png<|eol|><|sor|>How is shit like this not illegal?
Or if it is illegal, how stupid are companies do generate this shit on the client where it's so easy to call them out on it.
I'm sure booking.com does the same, but at least they're doing i... | 206 |
programmerhumor | frankchester | f4a1apb | <|sols|><|sot|>random inspection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w0x3wuhfwgt31.png<|eol|><|sor|>I worked for an OTA once and had to build exactly this. It was something like grab a value between 2 and 6.
I did question at one point the legality of it and was told that it had "probably been worked out somewhere".<|eor|>... | 181 |
programmerhumor | aman3009 | px144l | <|sols|><|sot|>GHaaS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eavntc7357q71.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37,208 |
programmerhumor | kirA9001 | hekk7uj | <|sols|><|sot|>GHaaS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eavntc7357q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gitar Hero<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,567 |
programmerhumor | Jullira | hekrdrv | <|sols|><|sot|>GHaaS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eavntc7357q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this post helps with my imposter syndrome.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 955 |
programmerhumor | Atrag2021 | heko2p1 | <|sols|><|sot|>GHaaS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eavntc7357q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's not fucked up - it's an accurate representation of the commits without manipulating it with rebasing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 954 |
programmerhumor | person_not_found | hekj90y | <|sols|><|sot|>GHaaS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eavntc7357q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Damn he must be using some weird string gauge to make bends like that<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 712 |
programmerhumor | q0099 | hekp4z9 | <|sols|><|sot|>GHaaS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eavntc7357q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gitar Hero<|eor|><|sor|>Through the Commits and Merges<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 709 |
programmerhumor | StormCrowMith | hekn0rm | <|sols|><|sot|>GHaaS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eavntc7357q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gitar Hero<|eor|><|sor|>I think thats Master of Branches from the band Mergeallica...Ill see myself out<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 612 |
programmerhumor | DutchLeopardNL | heknpg9 | <|sols|><|sot|>GHaaS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eavntc7357q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sir why is your git playing thunderstruck.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 495 |
programmerhumor | ChristieFox | hekplw6 | <|sols|><|sot|>GHaaS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eavntc7357q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's not fucked up - it's an accurate representation of the commits without manipulating it with rebasing.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, I think as soon as you work with other people or with feedback by other people, it just gets somewhat messy.
T... | 344 |
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