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programmerhumor
CinCoutMagus
hekulkf
<|sols|><|sot|>GHaaS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eavntc7357q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gitar Hero<|eor|><|sor|>I think thats Master of Branches from the band Mergeallica...Ill see myself out<|eor|><|sor|>`git pull origin master` of puppets<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
327
programmerhumor
EternityForest
hekpkpx
<|sols|><|sot|>GHaaS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eavntc7357q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Damn he must be using some weird string gauge to make bends like that<|eor|><|sor|>He probably made his own String()s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
316
programmerhumor
onthefence928
helu5sd
<|sols|><|sot|>GHaaS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eavntc7357q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this post helps with my imposter syndrome.<|eor|><|sor|>this sub and /r/programmerhorror are my go-tos whenever I feel bad at my job<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
269
programmerhumor
WhereIsYourMind
hel46k0
<|sols|><|sot|>GHaaS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eavntc7357q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's not fucked up - it's an accurate representation of the commits without manipulating it with rebasing.<|eor|><|sor|>We just commit directly to master, just a beautiful line of dots<|eor|><|sor|>Remote is ahead by 2 commits Well, time to use -f<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
219
programmerhumor
kaetir
hekmy8n
<|sols|><|sot|>GHaaS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eavntc7357q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gitar Hero<|eor|><|sor|>Git tar hero<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
210
programmerhumor
Rauldukeoh
hel2r36
<|sols|><|sot|>GHaaS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eavntc7357q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's not fucked up - it's an accurate representation of the commits without manipulating it with rebasing.<|eor|><|sor|>We just commit directly to master, just a beautiful line of dots<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
191
programmerhumor
ThunderStruck115
hel3530
<|sols|><|sot|>GHaaS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eavntc7357q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this post helps with my imposter syndrome.<|eor|><|sor|>Sus<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
160
programmerhumor
lightwhite
hekyv6e
<|sols|><|sot|>GHaaS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eavntc7357q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gitar Hero<|eor|><|sor|>I think thats Master of Branches from the band Mergeallica...Ill see myself out<|eor|><|sor|>`git pull origin master` of puppets<|eor|><|sor|>While my git tar gently weeps....<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
156
programmerhumor
MischiefArchitect
hekmajf
<|sols|><|sot|>GHaaS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eavntc7357q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>GitHub Hero<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
142
programmerhumor
oldgalileo
hekzuqs
<|sols|><|sot|>GHaaS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eavntc7357q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's not fucked up - it's an accurate representation of the commits without manipulating it with rebasing.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, I think as soon as you work with other people or with feedback by other people, it just gets somewhat messy. The last relatively smooth history I got was in a university project in which we basically all had our separated mini projects. That was bliss because the only merge conflicts were you yourself fucking up, or someone fucking up with your files while trying to write an API to your part (or blatantly copying approaches).<|eor|><|sor|>Lol you pretty much just described the version control piece of the justification for micro services.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
118
programmerhumor
Boiethios
hel7hwi
<|sols|><|sot|>GHaaS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eavntc7357q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's not fucked up - it's an accurate representation of the commits without manipulating it with rebasing.<|eor|><|sor|>We just commit directly to master, just a beautiful line of dots<|eor|><|sor|>Remote is ahead by 2 commits Well, time to use -f<|eor|><|sor|>I'm sweating just reading your comment<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
105
programmerhumor
Jack_Hackerman
hekwyso
<|sols|><|sot|>GHaaS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eavntc7357q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Even after 5 years in software development i still dont understand how to read these graphs lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
99
programmerhumor
thebaggiebug
yhq6sc
<|sols|><|sot|>Those 2 JavaScript devs at Tesla will come in clutch right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4xara56w1x91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
37,140
programmerhumor
SlyTrade
iuf8neu
<|sols|><|sot|>Those 2 JavaScript devs at Tesla will come in clutch right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4xara56w1x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Twitter after 6 months of Tesla engineers reviewing, refactoring, tweaking: "Introducing self-tweeting assistant"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,729
programmerhumor
zusykses
iugl6b1
<|sols|><|sot|>Those 2 JavaScript devs at Tesla will come in clutch right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4xara56w1x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>joke's on him the entire twitter flagging and auto-moderation system is actually a single perl regex that became self-aware a few years ago<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,592
programmerhumor
agramata
iufdjpn
<|sols|><|sot|>Those 2 JavaScript devs at Tesla will come in clutch right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4xara56w1x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>C++ developers getting paid to criticise JavaScript code? These guys are in heaven<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,201
programmerhumor
Snakestream
iufrd8t
<|sols|><|sot|>Those 2 JavaScript devs at Tesla will come in clutch right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4xara56w1x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"I mean, it's one codebase, ~~Michael~~ Elon. What could it cost to review? A week?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,705
programmerhumor
angrathias
iug2m2z
<|sols|><|sot|>Those 2 JavaScript devs at Tesla will come in clutch right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4xara56w1x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Twitter after 6 months of Tesla engineers reviewing, refactoring, tweaking: "Introducing self-tweeting assistant"<|eor|><|sor|>\* terms and conditions apply 1) system is not actually self tweeting, users must keep the hands on the keyboard at all times<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,259
programmerhumor
brianl047
iufnacc
<|sols|><|sot|>Those 2 JavaScript devs at Tesla will come in clutch right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4xara56w1x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sorry the 2 JavaScript devs are busy coding discord bots and keeping the WordPress site alive<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
908
programmerhumor
FireFly3347
iugjy71
<|sols|><|sot|>Those 2 JavaScript devs at Tesla will come in clutch right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4xara56w1x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>C++ developers getting paid to criticise JavaScript code? These guys are in heaven<|eor|><|sor|>"front end code is just wrapping paper" - coworker of mine<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
787
programmerhumor
PremodernNeoMarxist
iugdage
<|sols|><|sot|>Those 2 JavaScript devs at Tesla will come in clutch right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4xara56w1x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>120k is conservative. A legacy code base like Twitter will be in the millions<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
753
programmerhumor
Antrikshy
iugvrmb
<|sols|><|sot|>Those 2 JavaScript devs at Tesla will come in clutch right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4xara56w1x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>joke's on him the entire twitter flagging and auto-moderation system is actually a single perl regex that became self-aware a few years ago<|eor|><|sor|>Theres an XKCD comic in here somewhere.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
593
programmerhumor
l_l_l-illiam
iugvvoz
<|sols|><|sot|>Those 2 JavaScript devs at Tesla will come in clutch right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4xara56w1x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"I mean, it's one codebase, ~~Michael~~ Elon. What could it cost to review? A week?"<|eor|><|sor|>Here's $20, go buy a social media<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
564
programmerhumor
fredspipa
iugamjb
<|sols|><|sot|>Those 2 JavaScript devs at Tesla will come in clutch right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4xara56w1x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Twitter after 6 months of Tesla engineers reviewing, refactoring, tweaking: "Introducing self-tweeting assistant"<|eor|><|sor|>\* terms and conditions apply 1) system is not actually self tweeting, users must keep the hands on the keyboard at all times<|eor|><|sor|>It will be here "next year" every year for 10 years.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
478
programmerhumor
Noch_ein_Kamel
iuff8iz
<|sols|><|sot|>Those 2 JavaScript devs at Tesla will come in clutch right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4xara56w1x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I still don't get what they are actually reviewing... Can't be for "good or bad" code or architecture... Are they looking for "shady algorithms"? ;D<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
469
programmerhumor
POtatershshh
iufilci
<|sols|><|sot|>Those 2 JavaScript devs at Tesla will come in clutch right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4xara56w1x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>LGTM <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
445
programmerhumor
Sentouki-
iuffzts
<|sols|><|sot|>Those 2 JavaScript devs at Tesla will come in clutch right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4xara56w1x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Twitter after 6 months of Tesla engineers reviewing, refactoring, tweaking: "Introducing self-tweeting assistant"<|eor|><|sor|>His first word: Ni>! n !< >! j !<a<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
424
programmerhumor
SlyTrade
iuffu8f
<|sols|><|sot|>Those 2 JavaScript devs at Tesla will come in clutch right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4xara56w1x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I still don't get what they are actually reviewing... Can't be for "good or bad" code or architecture... Are they looking for "shady algorithms"? ;D<|eor|><|sor|>Looking for those pesky bot functions botReplicator() botLair() instantiateBot() turnsIntoBot()<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
410
programmerhumor
VanillaLifestyle
iugmnd2
<|sols|><|sot|>Those 2 JavaScript devs at Tesla will come in clutch right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4xara56w1x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>C++ developers getting paid to criticise JavaScript code? These guys are in heaven<|eor|><|sor|>"front end code is just wrapping paper" - coworker of mine<|eor|><|sor|>Back-end code is just 2x4s and drywall.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
399
programmerhumor
WEEEE12345
iuh61xd
<|sols|><|sot|>Those 2 JavaScript devs at Tesla will come in clutch right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4xara56w1x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>joke's on him the entire twitter flagging and auto-moderation system is actually a single perl regex that became self-aware a few years ago<|eor|><|sor|>Theres an XKCD comic in here somewhere.<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe https://xkcd.com/224/ ?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
382
programmerhumor
Entuaka
iughvxw
<|sols|><|sot|>Those 2 JavaScript devs at Tesla will come in clutch right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4xara56w1x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>120k is conservative. A legacy code base like Twitter will be in the millions<|eor|><|sor|>120k is nothing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
328
programmerhumor
thanksgive
iug7yjr
<|sols|><|sot|>Those 2 JavaScript devs at Tesla will come in clutch right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4xara56w1x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I still don't get what they are actually reviewing... Can't be for "good or bad" code or architecture... Are they looking for "shady algorithms"? ;D<|eor|><|sor|>They arent reviewing shit. Dont you people understand that every musk does is a PR stunt?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
262
programmerhumor
zzerdzz
iug1yxu
<|sols|><|sot|>Those 2 JavaScript devs at Tesla will come in clutch right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4xara56w1x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ngl thats the biggest disrespectful move to twitter senior engineers. Id be damn embarrassed to have another company come in to review my code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
257
programmerhumor
SuchShopping3828
ut5zfa
<|sols|><|sot|>Found this on LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/87yeffkjbg091.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
37,134
programmerhumor
usrnamechecks0ut
i97rand
<|sols|><|sot|>Found this on LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/87yeffkjbg091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This describes last weekend for my team and I perfectly.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
956
programmerhumor
Bee-Aromatic
i98ieg5
<|sols|><|sot|>Found this on LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/87yeffkjbg091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>A Dev I used to work with used to describe QA like this: I love my testers because they make me look good. Nobody ever sees all the mistakes I make. All anybody ever sees is my best work. Yall should be more like John.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
816
programmerhumor
BaalKazar
i98hh7y
<|sols|><|sot|>Found this on LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/87yeffkjbg091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I remember having QA. Back before moving to "developers test their own code" matra. It's like we did test our own code, the bugs QA found were after developer testing. It's cool though our customers find all our bugs now.<|eor|><|sor|>PROD is the new QA<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
621
programmerhumor
ASimpleBlueMage
i98670p
<|sols|><|sot|>Found this on LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/87yeffkjbg091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Me: I might get to enjoy my weekend!!! QA: Only if you enjoy redoing an entire change set.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
373
programmerhumor
SuchShopping3828
i97wvny
<|sols|><|sot|>Found this on LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/87yeffkjbg091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This describes last weekend for my team and I perfectly.<|eor|><|soopr|>Lol I hope you worked it out<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
288
programmerhumor
Overthinks_Questions
i98s1ql
<|sols|><|sot|>Found this on LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/87yeffkjbg091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I remember having QA. Back before moving to "developers test their own code" matra. It's like we did test our own code, the bugs QA found were after developer testing. It's cool though our customers find all our bugs now.<|eor|><|sor|>PROD is the new QA<|eor|><|sor|>We're outsourcing our QA department to our clients.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
275
programmerhumor
AwwwSnack
i98v385
<|sols|><|sot|>Found this on LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/87yeffkjbg091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I remember having QA. Back before moving to "developers test their own code" matra. It's like we did test our own code, the bugs QA found were after developer testing. It's cool though our customers find all our bugs now.<|eor|><|sor|>This. Seriously. Its like some teams dont realize that QAs first priority is literally to cover Devs butts. Theyre on the same team. That and Dev / QA take completely different mindsets and perspectives. Devs job is to focus on getting the stuff to do the thing, QAs job is to make sure the stuff does the thing, and also doesnt explode the stuff because [the user will absolutely just do this](https://twitter.com/sanjazakovska/status/1352557733787152389?s=20&t=duHHFuWrTAUt1MjJad92zg).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
188
programmerhumor
deletetemptemp
i98cj01
<|sols|><|sot|>Found this on LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/87yeffkjbg091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Yall have QA?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
178
programmerhumor
The-Best-Taylor
i98l5al
<|sols|><|sot|>Found this on LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/87yeffkjbg091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>A Dev I used to work with used to describe QA like this: I love my testers because they make me look good. Nobody ever sees all the mistakes I make. All anybody ever sees is my best work. Yall should be more like John.<|eor|><|sor|>I really love the QA. Although, it can be kinda slow where I work so the bugs they find might already been released.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
173
programmerhumor
WishIWasOnACatamaran
i98nes3
<|sols|><|sot|>Found this on LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/87yeffkjbg091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Me: I might get to enjoy my weekend!!! QA: Only if you enjoy redoing an entire change set.<|eor|><|sor|>To be fair, that QA engineer is also spending his weekend finding the next line of shit code submit to prod, so its an even sacrifice.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
164
programmerhumor
Synethesia34
i98h78d
<|sols|><|sot|>Found this on LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/87yeffkjbg091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>as a member of the QA team I can confirm this to be accurate<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
155
programmerhumor
alexfilmwriting
i98ypgr
<|sols|><|sot|>Found this on LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/87yeffkjbg091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I remember having QA. Back before moving to "developers test their own code" matra. It's like we did test our own code, the bugs QA found were after developer testing. It's cool though our customers find all our bugs now.<|eor|><|sor|>PROD is the new QA<|eor|><|sor|>We're outsourcing our QA department to our clients.<|eor|><|sor|>Much more Agile.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
137
programmerhumor
Towfiq_alahi
i992smf
<|sols|><|sot|>Found this on LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/87yeffkjbg091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This describes last weekend for my team and I perfectly.<|eor|><|soopr|>Lol I hope you worked it out<|eoopr|><|sor|>Yes,The person who sits on the wall is your product manager.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
120
programmerhumor
DashingSpecialAgent
i98x1ad
<|sols|><|sot|>Found this on LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/87yeffkjbg091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I remember having QA. Back before moving to "developers test their own code" matra. It's like we did test our own code, the bugs QA found were after developer testing. It's cool though our customers find all our bugs now.<|eor|><|sor|>PROD is the new QA<|eor|><|sor|>Everyone has a test environment. Some people are lucky enough to have a separate production environment.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
100
programmerhumor
richh00
i992641
<|sols|><|sot|>Found this on LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/87yeffkjbg091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This describes last weekend for my team and I perfectly.<|eor|><|sor|>Who even has QA teams anymore?<|eor|><|sor|>We've got a couple on our team who could find bugs blindfolded<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
92
programmerhumor
sergius64
i98hch7
<|sols|><|sot|>Found this on LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/87yeffkjbg091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Yall have QA?<|eor|><|sor|>I AM the QA.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
90
programmerhumor
metalmagician
i98r8md
<|sols|><|sot|>Found this on LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/87yeffkjbg091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>A Dev I used to work with used to describe QA like this: I love my testers because they make me look good. Nobody ever sees all the mistakes I make. All anybody ever sees is my best work. Yall should be more like John.<|eor|><|sor|>Same, my QA has stopped me from rolling stupid mistakes into production. I'm 100% grateful for them<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
84
programmerhumor
TwasAnChild
tdz3vp
<|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you motherfuckers...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cea01zi83dn81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
37,046
programmerhumor
CommandObjective
i0mf312
<|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you motherfuckers...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cea01zi83dn81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reboot yourself by your own bootlaces.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,351
programmerhumor
Key_Measurement_1452
i0mk7y5
<|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you motherfuckers...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cea01zi83dn81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How much does python cost?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,961
programmerhumor
itsmylastname
i0mfpe8
<|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you motherfuckers...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cea01zi83dn81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Turns out all the homeless needed to do was `cd ~`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,053
programmerhumor
TheJimDim
i0mqr10
<|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you motherfuckers...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cea01zi83dn81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Sir, I see you have a credit score of -700"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,753
programmerhumor
BalePedaret
i0mopf1
<|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you motherfuckers...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cea01zi83dn81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine using quora<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,027
programmerhumor
themiraclemaker
i0n47oi
<|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you motherfuckers...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cea01zi83dn81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Turns out all the homeless needed to do was `cd ~`<|eor|><|sor|>"The behavior is undefined since their HOME environment variable is not set"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
986
programmerhumor
Papergeist
i0mumc9
<|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you motherfuckers...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cea01zi83dn81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Sir, I see you have a credit score of -700"<|eor|><|sor|>"I was trying to overflow it."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
959
programmerhumor
jhill515
i0nk7m1
<|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you motherfuckers...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cea01zi83dn81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How much does python cost?!<|eor|><|sor|>Apparently $69.99 + tax USD; Source https://www.petsmart.com/reptile/live-reptiles/snakes-turtles-and-more/ball-python-5120942.html Dunno why that guy thinks they'd need to take a loan. I'm sure if they hustle their panhandling and don't eat the avocado toast, they'd make that much money in a day. **Disclaimer**: I was homeless once. It was the single most horrible, terrifying experience of my life. The one of ways I cope with it sometimes when I'm reminded of it is with snarky dark humor. Even when you do get yourself out and earn some measure of success & stability, you're going to live with the fear of it being taken away for the rest of your life.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
719
programmerhumor
beep_check
i0mnfi0
<|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you motherfuckers...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cea01zi83dn81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reboot yourself by your own bootlaces.<|eor|><|sor|>buy some boots, then reboot<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
599
programmerhumor
PuzzleMeDo
i0mvsdv
<|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you motherfuckers...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cea01zi83dn81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's tragic to think that many homeless people don't even use Linux.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
561
programmerhumor
SchrodingersYogaMat
i0mvo7l
<|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you motherfuckers...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cea01zi83dn81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine using quora<|eor|><|sor|>Such a shit platform. Had potential.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
517
programmerhumor
SSj3Rambo
i0n7xnf
<|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you motherfuckers...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cea01zi83dn81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How much does python cost?!<|eor|><|sor|>A computer and a arm and a leg.<|eor|><|sor|>And my axe<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
456
programmerhumor
Alokir
i0n0a11
<|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you motherfuckers...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cea01zi83dn81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reboot yourself by your own bootlaces.<|eor|><|sor|>buy some boots, then reboot<|eor|><|sor|>1. Buy some boots 2. Reboot 3. Sell the new boot 4. Repeat from step 2 until rich<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
358
programmerhumor
SchrodingersYogaMat
i0n0vlx
<|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you motherfuckers...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cea01zi83dn81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine using quora<|eor|><|sor|>Such a shit platform. Had potential.<|eor|><|sor|>Did it? Genuine question, I've only ever known it as the weird hub of insane Elon musk rimming it is today<|eor|><|sor|>It did. Quora is a weird place - it's pretty expansive, and you have to dig or branch out to find neat ideas. When I was active, I was getting lots of material in the "anti-work" vein long before that was a big deal on Reddit. I learned a lot about history and world religion there too, not to mention the Star Wars groups. Followed a few cool mathematicians that framed out how I view the world through the lens of mathematics. Now everything is behind a paywall and it's just real shit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
339
programmerhumor
VelionaVollerei
i0njikd
<|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you motherfuckers...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cea01zi83dn81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Sir, I see you have a credit score of -700"<|eor|><|sor|>"I was trying to overflow it."<|eor|><|sor|>You mean underflow?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
272
programmerhumor
GingePlays
i0mxuux
<|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you motherfuckers...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cea01zi83dn81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine using quora<|eor|><|sor|>Such a shit platform. Had potential.<|eor|><|sor|>Did it? Genuine question, I've only ever known it as the weird hub of insane Elon musk rimming it is today<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
248
programmerhumor
HenceProvedhuehuehue
i0nafqv
<|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you motherfuckers...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cea01zi83dn81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How much does python cost?!<|eor|><|sor|>A computer and a arm and a leg.<|eor|><|sor|>And my axe<|eor|><|sor|>And my bow<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
248
programmerhumor
arthurmluz_
i0mmbfp
<|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you motherfuckers...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cea01zi83dn81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>import house<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
235
programmerhumor
sunrise_apps
12pn6l5
<|sols|><|sot|>Familiar feeling?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8lb58x8oxgua1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
37,026
programmerhumor
xPaxion
jgmq6pz
<|sols|><|sot|>Familiar feeling?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8lb58x8oxgua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A fire? At a sea park?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,674
programmerhumor
Neutraali
jgn1ndk
<|sols|><|sot|>Familiar feeling?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8lb58x8oxgua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey, still better than `error at line 1, column 80457` in a 1 line file.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,450
programmerhumor
kgro
jgmk9f6
<|sols|><|sot|>Familiar feeling?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8lb58x8oxgua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Come on, ever heard of libraries? At least read the error message in full<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,401
programmerhumor
_AngleGrinder
jgml2jf
<|sols|><|sot|>Familiar feeling?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8lb58x8oxgua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you don't want long error messages, use C it's error are of only two wor.. SEGMENTATION FAULT<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,240
programmerhumor
Daniikk1012
jgmqeal
<|sols|><|sot|>Familiar feeling?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8lb58x8oxgua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A fire? At a sea park?<|eor|><|sor|>With the whales and everything, yes!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
894
programmerhumor
DivineJerziboss
jgmsqea
<|sols|><|sot|>Familiar feeling?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8lb58x8oxgua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Be glad that compiler is not trying to compile comments as executable code... To this day that is one of the weirdest things I've ever witnessed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
791
programmerhumor
DasArchitect
jgnjcid
<|sols|><|sot|>Familiar feeling?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8lb58x8oxgua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey, still better than `error at line 1, column 80457` in a 1 line file.<|eor|><|sor|>Missing } in line 1<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
703
programmerhumor
ThisUserIsAFailure
jgmma6l
<|sols|><|sot|>Familiar feeling?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8lb58x8oxgua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you don't want long error messages, use C it's error are of only two wor.. SEGMENTATION FAULT<|eor|><|sor|>You forgot core dumped<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
494
programmerhumor
blank92
jgmu8oz
<|sols|><|sot|>Familiar feeling?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8lb58x8oxgua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A fire? At a sea park?<|eor|><|sor|>That just seems like an odd place to go on fire<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
435
programmerhumor
4ngryMo
jgmogep
<|sols|><|sot|>Familiar feeling?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8lb58x8oxgua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This can happen with JS code that went through some kind of compilation/build pipeline before ending up on the browser, if you dont provide source maps so that the error cannot be traced back to the original line. Not sure about other languages, but any code post processing step has the potential of doing that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
420
programmerhumor
Appropriate-Scene-95
jgmma91
<|sols|><|sot|>Familiar feeling?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8lb58x8oxgua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Come on, ever heard of libraries? At least read the error message in full<|eor|><|sor|>That moment when it says "junk at end of line"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
399
programmerhumor
DmMacniel
jgndgue
<|sols|><|sot|>Familiar feeling?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8lb58x8oxgua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A fire? At a sea park?<|eor|><|sor|>With the whales and everything, yes!<|eor|><|sor|>You would imagine that there is a lot of water.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
385
programmerhumor
maitreg
jgn6ceb
<|sols|><|sot|>Familiar feeling?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8lb58x8oxgua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Be glad that compiler is not trying to compile comments as executable code... To this day that is one of the weirdest things I've ever witnessed.<|eor|><|sor|>T-SQL error line numbers sometimes skip over commented lines and sometimes don't. You never know. Your only assumption should just be the line number is wrong.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
296
programmerhumor
Environmental_Bus507
jgmuq4z
<|sols|><|sot|>Familiar feeling?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8lb58x8oxgua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A fire? At a sea park?<|eor|><|sor|>That just seems like an odd place to go on fire<|eor|><|sor|>It's a very odd place.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
270
programmerhumor
ChunkyLaFunga
jgn7qip
<|sols|><|sot|>Familiar feeling?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8lb58x8oxgua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Come on, ever heard of libraries? At least read the error message in full<|eor|><|sor|>That moment when it says "junk at end of line"<|eor|><|sor|>Hey, that's where I added my code!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
250
programmerhumor
Draw_a_will
jgogdza
<|sols|><|sot|>Familiar feeling?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8lb58x8oxgua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey, still better than `error at line 1, column 80457` in a 1 line file.<|eor|><|sor|>Missing } in line 1<|eor|><|sor|>My business website has this error for many years and I still have idea what or where its referring to. It works fine and tossing in extra }s has not helped, so its just part of it now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
217
programmerhumor
recycledbits
jgmkr6s
<|sols|><|sot|>Familiar feeling?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8lb58x8oxgua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Come on, ever heard of libraries? At least read the error message in full<|eor|><|sor|>> At least read the error message in full Make a screenshot of a part of the message and post it to Stack overflow, got it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
211
programmerhumor
_AngleGrinder
jgmmg4z
<|sols|><|sot|>Familiar feeling?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8lb58x8oxgua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you don't want long error messages, use C it's error are of only two wor.. SEGMENTATION FAULT<|eor|><|sor|>You forgot core dumped<|eor|><|sor|>We don't do that here<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
185
programmerhumor
blank92
jgmvxr5
<|sols|><|sot|>Familiar feeling?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8lb58x8oxgua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A fire? At a sea park?<|eor|><|sor|>That just seems like an odd place to go on fire<|eor|><|sor|>It's a very odd place.<|eor|><|sor|>Its all stone steps<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
182
programmerhumor
Drama_no_llama
jgnlx60
<|sols|><|sot|>Familiar feeling?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8lb58x8oxgua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A fire? At a sea park?<|eor|><|sor|>So many people like IT Crowd here, this is awesome! Can we do a marathon party?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
180
programmerhumor
imnessal
8gne76
<|sols|><|sot|>Assume that SO employees also answer questions...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dvrd5zwr7kv01.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
36,956
programmerhumor
PM_UR_FRUIT_GARNISH
dyd6y0t
<|sols|><|sot|>Assume that SO employees also answer questions...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dvrd5zwr7kv01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>\[Too Broad\] \[Closed\]<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,935
programmerhumor
brodega
dyd5gge
<|sols|><|sot|>Assume that SO employees also answer questions...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dvrd5zwr7kv01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Marked as duplicate. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,700
programmerhumor
supercyberlurker
dydaf92
<|sols|><|sot|>Assume that SO employees also answer questions...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dvrd5zwr7kv01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> So bob, why should we hire you? Answer: "This question could be easily answered with google."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,062
programmerhumor
fwork
dyd97jo
<|sols|><|sot|>Assume that SO employees also answer questions...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dvrd5zwr7kv01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I saw a comment on an answer on SO recently that said: > "my god that is pedantic. [...] Is the purpose of this site to help people or to be pedantic?" I couldn't bring myself to break it to them. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,941
programmerhumor
Lost4468
dyddi6u
<|sols|><|sot|>Assume that SO employees also answer questions...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dvrd5zwr7kv01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>\[Too Broad\] \[Closed\]<|eor|><|sor|>Duplicate of this question from 6 years ago which got no attention or real answers and isn't even exactly the same.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,206
programmerhumor
kanuut
dydbl02
<|sols|><|sot|>Assume that SO employees also answer questions...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dvrd5zwr7kv01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> So bob, why should we hire you? Answer: "This question could be easily answered with google."<|eor|><|sor|>"Hire? Noone hires anymore. I don't care what your specific situation is but I personally prefer outsourcing contracts. So I'm going to explain how to do that."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
891
programmerhumor
N_N_N_N_N_N_N
dydc2g6
<|sols|><|sot|>Assume that SO employees also answer questions...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dvrd5zwr7kv01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The other day I posted a question with a helpful screenshot of my folder directory. A user wrote "DO NOT INCLUDE SCREENSHOTS!" with an exclamation point, and copied and pasted rules. I politely responded that screenshots are allowed as long as there is text with it (so don't rely solely on the screenshot). Suddenly the sole upvote I received on my question was removed. SO power users are like Reddit mods times 100 in their toxicity. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
871
programmerhumor
Sneezegoo
dydav7a
<|sols|><|sot|>Assume that SO employees also answer questions...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dvrd5zwr7kv01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I saw a comment on an answer on SO recently that said: > "my god that is pedantic. [...] Is the purpose of this site to help people or to be pedantic?" I couldn't bring myself to break it to them. <|eor|><|sor|>I ran into a text block explaining what a search engine was. I got there using one, most relevent to my search and the only answer was use google.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
862