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programmerhumor | CinCoutMagus | hekulkf | <|sols|><|sot|>GHaaS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eavntc7357q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gitar Hero<|eor|><|sor|>I think thats Master of Branches from the band Mergeallica...Ill see myself out<|eor|><|sor|>`git pull origin master` of puppets<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 327 |
programmerhumor | EternityForest | hekpkpx | <|sols|><|sot|>GHaaS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eavntc7357q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Damn he must be using some weird string gauge to make bends like that<|eor|><|sor|>He probably made his own String()s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 316 |
programmerhumor | onthefence928 | helu5sd | <|sols|><|sot|>GHaaS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eavntc7357q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this post helps with my imposter syndrome.<|eor|><|sor|>this sub and /r/programmerhorror are my go-tos whenever I feel bad at my job<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 269 |
programmerhumor | WhereIsYourMind | hel46k0 | <|sols|><|sot|>GHaaS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eavntc7357q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's not fucked up - it's an accurate representation of the commits without manipulating it with rebasing.<|eor|><|sor|>We just commit directly to master, just a beautiful line of dots<|eor|><|sor|>Remote is ahead by 2 commits
Well, time to use -f<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 219 |
programmerhumor | kaetir | hekmy8n | <|sols|><|sot|>GHaaS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eavntc7357q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gitar Hero<|eor|><|sor|>Git tar hero<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 210 |
programmerhumor | Rauldukeoh | hel2r36 | <|sols|><|sot|>GHaaS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eavntc7357q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's not fucked up - it's an accurate representation of the commits without manipulating it with rebasing.<|eor|><|sor|>We just commit directly to master, just a beautiful line of dots<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 191 |
programmerhumor | ThunderStruck115 | hel3530 | <|sols|><|sot|>GHaaS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eavntc7357q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this post helps with my imposter syndrome.<|eor|><|sor|>Sus<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 160 |
programmerhumor | lightwhite | hekyv6e | <|sols|><|sot|>GHaaS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eavntc7357q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gitar Hero<|eor|><|sor|>I think thats Master of Branches from the band Mergeallica...Ill see myself out<|eor|><|sor|>`git pull origin master` of puppets<|eor|><|sor|>While my git tar gently weeps....<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 156 |
programmerhumor | MischiefArchitect | hekmajf | <|sols|><|sot|>GHaaS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eavntc7357q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>GitHub Hero<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
programmerhumor | oldgalileo | hekzuqs | <|sols|><|sot|>GHaaS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eavntc7357q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's not fucked up - it's an accurate representation of the commits without manipulating it with rebasing.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, I think as soon as you work with other people or with feedback by other people, it just gets somewhat messy.
The last relatively smooth history I got was in a university project in which we basically all had our separated mini projects. That was bliss because the only merge conflicts were you yourself fucking up, or someone fucking up with your files while trying to write an API to your part (or blatantly copying approaches).<|eor|><|sor|>Lol you pretty much just described the version control piece of the justification for micro services.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 118 |
programmerhumor | Boiethios | hel7hwi | <|sols|><|sot|>GHaaS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eavntc7357q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's not fucked up - it's an accurate representation of the commits without manipulating it with rebasing.<|eor|><|sor|>We just commit directly to master, just a beautiful line of dots<|eor|><|sor|>Remote is ahead by 2 commits
Well, time to use -f<|eor|><|sor|>I'm sweating just reading your comment<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 105 |
programmerhumor | Jack_Hackerman | hekwyso | <|sols|><|sot|>GHaaS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eavntc7357q71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Even after 5 years in software development i still dont understand how to read these graphs lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 99 |
programmerhumor | thebaggiebug | yhq6sc | <|sols|><|sot|>Those 2 JavaScript devs at Tesla will come in clutch right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4xara56w1x91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37,140 |
programmerhumor | SlyTrade | iuf8neu | <|sols|><|sot|>Those 2 JavaScript devs at Tesla will come in clutch right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4xara56w1x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Twitter after 6 months of Tesla engineers reviewing, refactoring, tweaking: "Introducing self-tweeting assistant"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,729 |
programmerhumor | zusykses | iugl6b1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Those 2 JavaScript devs at Tesla will come in clutch right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4xara56w1x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>joke's on him the entire twitter flagging and auto-moderation system is actually a single perl regex that became self-aware a few years ago<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,592 |
programmerhumor | agramata | iufdjpn | <|sols|><|sot|>Those 2 JavaScript devs at Tesla will come in clutch right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4xara56w1x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>C++ developers getting paid to criticise JavaScript code? These guys are in heaven<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,201 |
programmerhumor | Snakestream | iufrd8t | <|sols|><|sot|>Those 2 JavaScript devs at Tesla will come in clutch right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4xara56w1x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"I mean, it's one codebase, ~~Michael~~ Elon. What could it cost to review? A week?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,705 |
programmerhumor | angrathias | iug2m2z | <|sols|><|sot|>Those 2 JavaScript devs at Tesla will come in clutch right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4xara56w1x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Twitter after 6 months of Tesla engineers reviewing, refactoring, tweaking: "Introducing self-tweeting assistant"<|eor|><|sor|>\* terms and conditions apply
1) system is not actually self tweeting, users must keep the hands on the keyboard at all times<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,259 |
programmerhumor | brianl047 | iufnacc | <|sols|><|sot|>Those 2 JavaScript devs at Tesla will come in clutch right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4xara56w1x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sorry the 2 JavaScript devs are busy coding discord bots and keeping the WordPress site alive<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 908 |
programmerhumor | FireFly3347 | iugjy71 | <|sols|><|sot|>Those 2 JavaScript devs at Tesla will come in clutch right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4xara56w1x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>C++ developers getting paid to criticise JavaScript code? These guys are in heaven<|eor|><|sor|>"front end code is just wrapping paper" - coworker of mine<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 787 |
programmerhumor | PremodernNeoMarxist | iugdage | <|sols|><|sot|>Those 2 JavaScript devs at Tesla will come in clutch right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4xara56w1x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>120k is conservative. A legacy code base like Twitter will be in the millions<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 753 |
programmerhumor | Antrikshy | iugvrmb | <|sols|><|sot|>Those 2 JavaScript devs at Tesla will come in clutch right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4xara56w1x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>joke's on him the entire twitter flagging and auto-moderation system is actually a single perl regex that became self-aware a few years ago<|eor|><|sor|>Theres an XKCD comic in here somewhere.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 593 |
programmerhumor | l_l_l-illiam | iugvvoz | <|sols|><|sot|>Those 2 JavaScript devs at Tesla will come in clutch right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4xara56w1x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"I mean, it's one codebase, ~~Michael~~ Elon. What could it cost to review? A week?"<|eor|><|sor|>Here's $20, go buy a social media<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 564 |
programmerhumor | fredspipa | iugamjb | <|sols|><|sot|>Those 2 JavaScript devs at Tesla will come in clutch right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4xara56w1x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Twitter after 6 months of Tesla engineers reviewing, refactoring, tweaking: "Introducing self-tweeting assistant"<|eor|><|sor|>\* terms and conditions apply
1) system is not actually self tweeting, users must keep the hands on the keyboard at all times<|eor|><|sor|>It will be here "next year" every year for 10 years.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 478 |
programmerhumor | Noch_ein_Kamel | iuff8iz | <|sols|><|sot|>Those 2 JavaScript devs at Tesla will come in clutch right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4xara56w1x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I still don't get what they are actually reviewing... Can't be for "good or bad" code or architecture...
Are they looking for "shady algorithms"? ;D<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 469 |
programmerhumor | POtatershshh | iufilci | <|sols|><|sot|>Those 2 JavaScript devs at Tesla will come in clutch right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4xara56w1x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>LGTM <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 445 |
programmerhumor | Sentouki- | iuffzts | <|sols|><|sot|>Those 2 JavaScript devs at Tesla will come in clutch right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4xara56w1x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Twitter after 6 months of Tesla engineers reviewing, refactoring, tweaking: "Introducing self-tweeting assistant"<|eor|><|sor|>His first word: Ni>! n !< >! j !<a<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 424 |
programmerhumor | SlyTrade | iuffu8f | <|sols|><|sot|>Those 2 JavaScript devs at Tesla will come in clutch right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4xara56w1x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I still don't get what they are actually reviewing... Can't be for "good or bad" code or architecture...
Are they looking for "shady algorithms"? ;D<|eor|><|sor|>Looking for those pesky bot functions
botReplicator()
botLair()
instantiateBot()
turnsIntoBot()<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 410 |
programmerhumor | VanillaLifestyle | iugmnd2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Those 2 JavaScript devs at Tesla will come in clutch right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4xara56w1x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>C++ developers getting paid to criticise JavaScript code? These guys are in heaven<|eor|><|sor|>"front end code is just wrapping paper" - coworker of mine<|eor|><|sor|>Back-end code is just 2x4s and drywall.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 399 |
programmerhumor | WEEEE12345 | iuh61xd | <|sols|><|sot|>Those 2 JavaScript devs at Tesla will come in clutch right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4xara56w1x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>joke's on him the entire twitter flagging and auto-moderation system is actually a single perl regex that became self-aware a few years ago<|eor|><|sor|>Theres an XKCD comic in here somewhere.<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe https://xkcd.com/224/ ?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 382 |
programmerhumor | Entuaka | iughvxw | <|sols|><|sot|>Those 2 JavaScript devs at Tesla will come in clutch right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4xara56w1x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>120k is conservative. A legacy code base like Twitter will be in the millions<|eor|><|sor|>120k is nothing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 328 |
programmerhumor | thanksgive | iug7yjr | <|sols|><|sot|>Those 2 JavaScript devs at Tesla will come in clutch right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4xara56w1x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I still don't get what they are actually reviewing... Can't be for "good or bad" code or architecture...
Are they looking for "shady algorithms"? ;D<|eor|><|sor|>They arent reviewing shit. Dont you people understand that every musk does is a PR stunt?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 262 |
programmerhumor | zzerdzz | iug1yxu | <|sols|><|sot|>Those 2 JavaScript devs at Tesla will come in clutch right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4xara56w1x91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ngl thats the biggest disrespectful move to twitter senior engineers. Id be damn embarrassed to have another company come in to review my code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 257 |
programmerhumor | SuchShopping3828 | ut5zfa | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this on LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/87yeffkjbg091.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37,134 |
programmerhumor | usrnamechecks0ut | i97rand | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this on LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/87yeffkjbg091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This describes last weekend for my team and I perfectly.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 956 |
programmerhumor | Bee-Aromatic | i98ieg5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this on LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/87yeffkjbg091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>A Dev I used to work with used to describe QA like this: I love my testers because they make me look good. Nobody ever sees all the mistakes I make. All anybody ever sees is my best work.
Yall should be more like John.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 816 |
programmerhumor | BaalKazar | i98hh7y | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this on LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/87yeffkjbg091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I remember having QA. Back before moving to "developers test their own code" matra. It's like we did test our own code, the bugs QA found were after developer testing. It's cool though our customers find all our bugs now.<|eor|><|sor|>PROD is the new QA<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 621 |
programmerhumor | ASimpleBlueMage | i98670p | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this on LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/87yeffkjbg091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Me: I might get to enjoy my weekend!!!
QA: Only if you enjoy redoing an entire change set.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 373 |
programmerhumor | SuchShopping3828 | i97wvny | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this on LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/87yeffkjbg091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This describes last weekend for my team and I perfectly.<|eor|><|soopr|>Lol I hope you worked it out<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 288 |
programmerhumor | Overthinks_Questions | i98s1ql | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this on LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/87yeffkjbg091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I remember having QA. Back before moving to "developers test their own code" matra. It's like we did test our own code, the bugs QA found were after developer testing. It's cool though our customers find all our bugs now.<|eor|><|sor|>PROD is the new QA<|eor|><|sor|>We're outsourcing our QA department to our clients.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 275 |
programmerhumor | AwwwSnack | i98v385 | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this on LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/87yeffkjbg091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I remember having QA. Back before moving to "developers test their own code" matra. It's like we did test our own code, the bugs QA found were after developer testing. It's cool though our customers find all our bugs now.<|eor|><|sor|>This. Seriously. Its like some teams dont realize that QAs first priority is literally to cover Devs butts. Theyre on the same team.
That and Dev / QA take completely different mindsets and perspectives. Devs job is to focus on getting the stuff to do the thing, QAs job is to make sure the stuff does the thing, and also doesnt explode the stuff because [the user will absolutely just do this](https://twitter.com/sanjazakovska/status/1352557733787152389?s=20&t=duHHFuWrTAUt1MjJad92zg).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 188 |
programmerhumor | deletetemptemp | i98cj01 | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this on LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/87yeffkjbg091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Yall have QA?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 178 |
programmerhumor | The-Best-Taylor | i98l5al | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this on LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/87yeffkjbg091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>A Dev I used to work with used to describe QA like this: I love my testers because they make me look good. Nobody ever sees all the mistakes I make. All anybody ever sees is my best work.
Yall should be more like John.<|eor|><|sor|>I really love the QA. Although, it can be kinda slow where I work so the bugs they find might already been released.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 173 |
programmerhumor | WishIWasOnACatamaran | i98nes3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this on LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/87yeffkjbg091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Me: I might get to enjoy my weekend!!!
QA: Only if you enjoy redoing an entire change set.<|eor|><|sor|>To be fair, that QA engineer is also spending his weekend finding the next line of shit code submit to prod, so its an even sacrifice.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 164 |
programmerhumor | Synethesia34 | i98h78d | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this on LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/87yeffkjbg091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>as a member of the QA team I can confirm this to be accurate<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 155 |
programmerhumor | alexfilmwriting | i98ypgr | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this on LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/87yeffkjbg091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I remember having QA. Back before moving to "developers test their own code" matra. It's like we did test our own code, the bugs QA found were after developer testing. It's cool though our customers find all our bugs now.<|eor|><|sor|>PROD is the new QA<|eor|><|sor|>We're outsourcing our QA department to our clients.<|eor|><|sor|>Much more Agile.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 137 |
programmerhumor | Towfiq_alahi | i992smf | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this on LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/87yeffkjbg091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This describes last weekend for my team and I perfectly.<|eor|><|soopr|>Lol I hope you worked it out<|eoopr|><|sor|>Yes,The person who sits on the wall is your product manager.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 120 |
programmerhumor | DashingSpecialAgent | i98x1ad | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this on LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/87yeffkjbg091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I remember having QA. Back before moving to "developers test their own code" matra. It's like we did test our own code, the bugs QA found were after developer testing. It's cool though our customers find all our bugs now.<|eor|><|sor|>PROD is the new QA<|eor|><|sor|>Everyone has a test environment. Some people are lucky enough to have a separate production environment.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 100 |
programmerhumor | richh00 | i992641 | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this on LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/87yeffkjbg091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This describes last weekend for my team and I perfectly.<|eor|><|sor|>Who even has QA teams anymore?<|eor|><|sor|>We've got a couple on our team who could find bugs blindfolded<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 92 |
programmerhumor | sergius64 | i98hch7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this on LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/87yeffkjbg091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Yall have QA?<|eor|><|sor|>I AM the QA.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 90 |
programmerhumor | metalmagician | i98r8md | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this on LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/87yeffkjbg091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>A Dev I used to work with used to describe QA like this: I love my testers because they make me look good. Nobody ever sees all the mistakes I make. All anybody ever sees is my best work.
Yall should be more like John.<|eor|><|sor|>Same, my QA has stopped me from rolling stupid mistakes into production. I'm 100% grateful for them<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 84 |
programmerhumor | TwasAnChild | tdz3vp | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you motherfuckers...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cea01zi83dn81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37,046 |
programmerhumor | CommandObjective | i0mf312 | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you motherfuckers...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cea01zi83dn81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reboot yourself by your own bootlaces.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,351 |
programmerhumor | Key_Measurement_1452 | i0mk7y5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you motherfuckers...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cea01zi83dn81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How much does python cost?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,961 |
programmerhumor | itsmylastname | i0mfpe8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you motherfuckers...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cea01zi83dn81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Turns out all the homeless needed to do was `cd ~`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,053 |
programmerhumor | TheJimDim | i0mqr10 | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you motherfuckers...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cea01zi83dn81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Sir, I see you have a credit score of -700"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,753 |
programmerhumor | BalePedaret | i0mopf1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you motherfuckers...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cea01zi83dn81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine using quora<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,027 |
programmerhumor | themiraclemaker | i0n47oi | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you motherfuckers...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cea01zi83dn81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Turns out all the homeless needed to do was `cd ~`<|eor|><|sor|>"The behavior is undefined since their HOME environment variable is not set"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 986 |
programmerhumor | Papergeist | i0mumc9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you motherfuckers...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cea01zi83dn81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Sir, I see you have a credit score of -700"<|eor|><|sor|>"I was trying to overflow it."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 959 |
programmerhumor | jhill515 | i0nk7m1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you motherfuckers...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cea01zi83dn81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How much does python cost?!<|eor|><|sor|>Apparently $69.99 + tax USD; Source https://www.petsmart.com/reptile/live-reptiles/snakes-turtles-and-more/ball-python-5120942.html
Dunno why that guy thinks they'd need to take a loan. I'm sure if they hustle their panhandling and don't eat the avocado toast, they'd make that much money in a day.
**Disclaimer**: I was homeless once. It was the single most horrible, terrifying experience of my life. The one of ways I cope with it sometimes when I'm reminded of it is with snarky dark humor. Even when you do get yourself out and earn some measure of success & stability, you're going to live with the fear of it being taken away for the rest of your life.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 719 |
programmerhumor | beep_check | i0mnfi0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you motherfuckers...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cea01zi83dn81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reboot yourself by your own bootlaces.<|eor|><|sor|>buy some boots, then reboot<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 599 |
programmerhumor | PuzzleMeDo | i0mvsdv | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you motherfuckers...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cea01zi83dn81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's tragic to think that many homeless people don't even use Linux.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 561 |
programmerhumor | SchrodingersYogaMat | i0mvo7l | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you motherfuckers...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cea01zi83dn81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine using quora<|eor|><|sor|>Such a shit platform. Had potential.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 517 |
programmerhumor | SSj3Rambo | i0n7xnf | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you motherfuckers...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cea01zi83dn81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How much does python cost?!<|eor|><|sor|>A computer and a arm and a leg.<|eor|><|sor|>And my axe<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 456 |
programmerhumor | Alokir | i0n0a11 | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you motherfuckers...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cea01zi83dn81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reboot yourself by your own bootlaces.<|eor|><|sor|>buy some boots, then reboot<|eor|><|sor|>1. Buy some boots
2. Reboot
3. Sell the new boot
4. Repeat from step 2 until rich<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 358 |
programmerhumor | SchrodingersYogaMat | i0n0vlx | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you motherfuckers...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cea01zi83dn81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine using quora<|eor|><|sor|>Such a shit platform. Had potential.<|eor|><|sor|>Did it?
Genuine question, I've only ever known it as the weird hub of insane Elon musk rimming it is today<|eor|><|sor|>It did. Quora is a weird place - it's pretty expansive, and you have to dig or branch out to find neat ideas. When I was active, I was getting lots of material in the "anti-work" vein long before that was a big deal on Reddit.
I learned a lot about history and world religion there too, not to mention the Star Wars groups.
Followed a few cool mathematicians that framed out how I view the world through the lens of mathematics.
Now everything is behind a paywall and it's just real shit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 339 |
programmerhumor | VelionaVollerei | i0njikd | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you motherfuckers...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cea01zi83dn81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Sir, I see you have a credit score of -700"<|eor|><|sor|>"I was trying to overflow it."<|eor|><|sor|>You mean underflow?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 272 |
programmerhumor | GingePlays | i0mxuux | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you motherfuckers...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cea01zi83dn81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine using quora<|eor|><|sor|>Such a shit platform. Had potential.<|eor|><|sor|>Did it?
Genuine question, I've only ever known it as the weird hub of insane Elon musk rimming it is today<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 248 |
programmerhumor | HenceProvedhuehuehue | i0nafqv | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you motherfuckers...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cea01zi83dn81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How much does python cost?!<|eor|><|sor|>A computer and a arm and a leg.<|eor|><|sor|>And my axe<|eor|><|sor|>And my bow<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 248 |
programmerhumor | arthurmluz_ | i0mmbfp | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one of you motherfuckers...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cea01zi83dn81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>import house<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 235 |
programmerhumor | sunrise_apps | 12pn6l5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Familiar feeling?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8lb58x8oxgua1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37,026 |
programmerhumor | xPaxion | jgmq6pz | <|sols|><|sot|>Familiar feeling?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8lb58x8oxgua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A fire? At a sea park?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,674 |
programmerhumor | Neutraali | jgn1ndk | <|sols|><|sot|>Familiar feeling?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8lb58x8oxgua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey, still better than `error at line 1, column 80457` in a 1 line file.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,450 |
programmerhumor | kgro | jgmk9f6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Familiar feeling?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8lb58x8oxgua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Come on, ever heard of libraries? At least read the error message in full<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,401 |
programmerhumor | _AngleGrinder | jgml2jf | <|sols|><|sot|>Familiar feeling?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8lb58x8oxgua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you don't want long error messages, use C it's error are of only two wor.. SEGMENTATION FAULT<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,240 |
programmerhumor | Daniikk1012 | jgmqeal | <|sols|><|sot|>Familiar feeling?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8lb58x8oxgua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A fire? At a sea park?<|eor|><|sor|>With the whales and everything, yes!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 894 |
programmerhumor | DivineJerziboss | jgmsqea | <|sols|><|sot|>Familiar feeling?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8lb58x8oxgua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Be glad that compiler is not trying to compile comments as executable code... To this day that is one of the weirdest things I've ever witnessed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 791 |
programmerhumor | DasArchitect | jgnjcid | <|sols|><|sot|>Familiar feeling?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8lb58x8oxgua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey, still better than `error at line 1, column 80457` in a 1 line file.<|eor|><|sor|>Missing } in line 1<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 703 |
programmerhumor | ThisUserIsAFailure | jgmma6l | <|sols|><|sot|>Familiar feeling?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8lb58x8oxgua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you don't want long error messages, use C it's error are of only two wor.. SEGMENTATION FAULT<|eor|><|sor|>You forgot core dumped<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 494 |
programmerhumor | blank92 | jgmu8oz | <|sols|><|sot|>Familiar feeling?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8lb58x8oxgua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A fire? At a sea park?<|eor|><|sor|>That just seems like an odd place to go on fire<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 435 |
programmerhumor | 4ngryMo | jgmogep | <|sols|><|sot|>Familiar feeling?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8lb58x8oxgua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This can happen with JS code that went through some kind of compilation/build pipeline before ending up on the browser, if you dont provide source maps so that the error cannot be traced back to the original line. Not sure about other languages, but any code post processing step has the potential of doing that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 420 |
programmerhumor | Appropriate-Scene-95 | jgmma91 | <|sols|><|sot|>Familiar feeling?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8lb58x8oxgua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Come on, ever heard of libraries? At least read the error message in full<|eor|><|sor|>That moment when it says "junk at end of line"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 399 |
programmerhumor | DmMacniel | jgndgue | <|sols|><|sot|>Familiar feeling?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8lb58x8oxgua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A fire? At a sea park?<|eor|><|sor|>With the whales and everything, yes!<|eor|><|sor|>You would imagine that there is a lot of water.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 385 |
programmerhumor | maitreg | jgn6ceb | <|sols|><|sot|>Familiar feeling?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8lb58x8oxgua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Be glad that compiler is not trying to compile comments as executable code... To this day that is one of the weirdest things I've ever witnessed.<|eor|><|sor|>T-SQL error line numbers sometimes skip over commented lines and sometimes don't. You never know. Your only assumption should just be the line number is wrong.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 296 |
programmerhumor | Environmental_Bus507 | jgmuq4z | <|sols|><|sot|>Familiar feeling?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8lb58x8oxgua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A fire? At a sea park?<|eor|><|sor|>That just seems like an odd place to go on fire<|eor|><|sor|>It's a very odd place.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 270 |
programmerhumor | ChunkyLaFunga | jgn7qip | <|sols|><|sot|>Familiar feeling?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8lb58x8oxgua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Come on, ever heard of libraries? At least read the error message in full<|eor|><|sor|>That moment when it says "junk at end of line"<|eor|><|sor|>Hey, that's where I added my code!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 250 |
programmerhumor | Draw_a_will | jgogdza | <|sols|><|sot|>Familiar feeling?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8lb58x8oxgua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey, still better than `error at line 1, column 80457` in a 1 line file.<|eor|><|sor|>Missing } in line 1<|eor|><|sor|>My business website has this error for many years and I still have idea what or where its referring to. It works fine and tossing in extra }s has not helped, so its just part of it now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 217 |
programmerhumor | recycledbits | jgmkr6s | <|sols|><|sot|>Familiar feeling?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8lb58x8oxgua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Come on, ever heard of libraries? At least read the error message in full<|eor|><|sor|>> At least read the error message in full
Make a screenshot of a part of the message and post it to Stack overflow, got it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 211 |
programmerhumor | _AngleGrinder | jgmmg4z | <|sols|><|sot|>Familiar feeling?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8lb58x8oxgua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you don't want long error messages, use C it's error are of only two wor.. SEGMENTATION FAULT<|eor|><|sor|>You forgot core dumped<|eor|><|sor|>We don't do that here<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 185 |
programmerhumor | blank92 | jgmvxr5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Familiar feeling?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8lb58x8oxgua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A fire? At a sea park?<|eor|><|sor|>That just seems like an odd place to go on fire<|eor|><|sor|>It's a very odd place.<|eor|><|sor|>Its all stone steps<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 182 |
programmerhumor | Drama_no_llama | jgnlx60 | <|sols|><|sot|>Familiar feeling?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8lb58x8oxgua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A fire? At a sea park?<|eor|><|sor|>So many people like IT Crowd here, this is awesome! Can we do a marathon party?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 180 |
programmerhumor | imnessal | 8gne76 | <|sols|><|sot|>Assume that SO employees also answer questions...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dvrd5zwr7kv01.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,956 |
programmerhumor | PM_UR_FRUIT_GARNISH | dyd6y0t | <|sols|><|sot|>Assume that SO employees also answer questions...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dvrd5zwr7kv01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>\[Too Broad\] \[Closed\]<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,935 |
programmerhumor | brodega | dyd5gge | <|sols|><|sot|>Assume that SO employees also answer questions...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dvrd5zwr7kv01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Marked as duplicate. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,700 |
programmerhumor | supercyberlurker | dydaf92 | <|sols|><|sot|>Assume that SO employees also answer questions...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dvrd5zwr7kv01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> So bob, why should we hire you?
Answer: "This question could be easily answered with google."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,062 |
programmerhumor | fwork | dyd97jo | <|sols|><|sot|>Assume that SO employees also answer questions...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dvrd5zwr7kv01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I saw a comment on an answer on SO recently that said:
> "my god that is pedantic. [...] Is the purpose of this site to help people or to be pedantic?"
I couldn't bring myself to break it to them. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,941 |
programmerhumor | Lost4468 | dyddi6u | <|sols|><|sot|>Assume that SO employees also answer questions...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dvrd5zwr7kv01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>\[Too Broad\] \[Closed\]<|eor|><|sor|>Duplicate of this question from 6 years ago which got no attention or real answers and isn't even exactly the same.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,206 |
programmerhumor | kanuut | dydbl02 | <|sols|><|sot|>Assume that SO employees also answer questions...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dvrd5zwr7kv01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> So bob, why should we hire you?
Answer: "This question could be easily answered with google."<|eor|><|sor|>"Hire? Noone hires anymore. I don't care what your specific situation is but I personally prefer outsourcing contracts. So I'm going to explain how to do that."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 891 |
programmerhumor | N_N_N_N_N_N_N | dydc2g6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Assume that SO employees also answer questions...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dvrd5zwr7kv01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The other day I posted a question with a helpful screenshot of my folder directory. A user wrote "DO NOT INCLUDE SCREENSHOTS!" with an exclamation point, and copied and pasted rules. I politely responded that screenshots are allowed as long as there is text with it (so don't rely solely on the screenshot). Suddenly the sole upvote I received on my question was removed.
SO power users are like Reddit mods times 100 in their toxicity. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 871 |
programmerhumor | Sneezegoo | dydav7a | <|sols|><|sot|>Assume that SO employees also answer questions...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dvrd5zwr7kv01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I saw a comment on an answer on SO recently that said:
> "my god that is pedantic. [...] Is the purpose of this site to help people or to be pedantic?"
I couldn't bring myself to break it to them. <|eor|><|sor|>I ran into a text block explaining what a search engine was. I got there using one, most relevent to my search and the only answer was use google.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 862 |
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