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programmerhumor | randomentity1 | dyd9dlj | <|sols|><|sot|>Assume that SO employees also answer questions...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dvrd5zwr7kv01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Marked as duplicate. <|eor|><|sor|>Marked as duplicate.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 824 |
programmerhumor | ihatebeingadult | dyd7ue1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Assume that SO employees also answer questions...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dvrd5zwr7kv01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not related to this sub, did not stack overflow made a post that the users are being toxic to newbies?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 755 |
programmerhumor | Sagittar0n | dydc04x | <|sols|><|sot|>Assume that SO employees also answer questions...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dvrd5zwr7kv01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>\[Too Broad\] \[Closed\]<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Not a real question<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 708 |
programmerhumor | jerslan | dyd81q2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Assume that SO employees also answer questions...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dvrd5zwr7kv01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not related to this sub, did not stack overflow made a post that the users are being toxic to newbies?<|eor|><|sor|>They did, and said they were looking at ways for newbies to contribute (ie: doing away with or lessening the "points" requirements for basic things like commenting on answers to your own question).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 663 |
programmerhumor | Prime624 | dyda37w | <|sols|><|sot|>Assume that SO employees also answer questions...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dvrd5zwr7kv01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not related to this sub, did not stack overflow made a post that the users are being toxic to newbies?<|eor|><|sor|>They did, and said they were looking at ways for newbies to contribute (ie: doing away with or lessening the "points" requirements for basic things like commenting on answers to your own question).<|eor|><|sor|>Wow! What a novel and innovative idea.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 628 |
programmerhumor | kingguy459 | dyddtsf | <|sols|><|sot|>Assume that SO employees also answer questions...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dvrd5zwr7kv01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>\[Too Broad\] \[Closed\]<|eor|><|sor|>Duplicate of this question from 6 years ago which got no attention or real answers and isn't even exactly the same.<|eor|><|sor|>Duplicate of a question that got closed with no answer... is the worst type.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 587 |
programmerhumor | petalidas | dydcs5s | <|sols|><|sot|>Assume that SO employees also answer questions...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dvrd5zwr7kv01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The other day I posted a question with a helpful screenshot of my folder directory. A user wrote "DO NOT INCLUDE SCREENSHOTS!" with an exclamation point, and copied and pasted rules. I politely responded that screenshots are allowed as long as there is text with it (so don't rely solely on the screenshot). Suddenly the sole upvote I received on my question was removed.
SO power users are like Reddit mods times 100 in their toxicity. <|eor|><|sor|>>SO power users are like Reddit mods times 100 in their toxicity.
That's an int overflow right there
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 445 |
programmerhumor | EkiEkiEkiEkiPatang | dydciyp | <|sols|><|sot|>Assume that SO employees also answer questions...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dvrd5zwr7kv01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Recently I had a question, found someone on SO with a question that seemed to be the same as mine, had answer I needed, but the question was closed, because it was "not clear what the problem is".
Well, I just googled the problem and landed here, so it couldn't be that unclear.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 407 |
programmerhumor | allan_collins | 7qcs6u | <|sols|><|sot|>Only on Thanksgiving<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6apwvu1282a01.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,960 |
programmerhumor | DavidTriphon | dsof9y0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Only on Thanksgiving<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6apwvu1282a01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Holidays get interesting when your entire family, not just you, is tech-specialized.
In that it takes even more time to fix stuff.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,563 |
programmerhumor | JohnTheScout | dsoj7v3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Only on Thanksgiving<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6apwvu1282a01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Holidays get interesting when your entire family, not just you, is tech-specialized.
In that it takes even more time to fix stuff.<|eor|><|sor|>Everyone thinks they know the best solution but they are all different.<|eor|><|sor|>And they're all wrong.
The true answer lies in a Stackoverflow post from 2009 with 4 up votes. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,292 |
programmerhumor | dubwhale | dso8khi | <|sols|><|sot|>Only on Thanksgiving<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6apwvu1282a01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's important to identify your kind from the get-go.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,330 |
programmerhumor | Cantbelosingmyjob | dsog1qu | <|sols|><|sot|>Only on Thanksgiving<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6apwvu1282a01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Holidays get interesting when your entire family, not just you, is tech-specialized.
In that it takes even more time to fix stuff.<|eor|><|sor|>Everyone thinks they know the best solution but they are all different.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,032 |
programmerhumor | IAmTaka_VG | dsoa4ld | <|sols|><|sot|>Only on Thanksgiving<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6apwvu1282a01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thank god the punchline was in the title. Phew. Was a close one boys!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,505 |
programmerhumor | Cantbelosingmyjob | dsofyzi | <|sols|><|sot|>Only on Thanksgiving<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6apwvu1282a01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's a vicious cycle:
Fix computer>computer breaks 2 months later >get blamed for breaking it>repeat<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,173 |
programmerhumor | nermid | dsol0eg | <|sols|><|sot|>Only on Thanksgiving<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6apwvu1282a01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Holidays get interesting when your entire family, not just you, is tech-specialized.
In that it takes even more time to fix stuff.<|eor|><|sor|>Everyone thinks they know the best solution but they are all different.<|eor|><|sor|>And they're all wrong.
The true answer lies in a Stackoverflow post from 2009 with 4 up votes. <|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Who were you, DenverCoder9? WHAT DID YOU SEE?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,089 |
programmerhumor | xANDREWx12x | dso8vb8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Only on Thanksgiving<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6apwvu1282a01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's important to identify your kind from the get-go.<|eor|><|sor|>A fisherman always spots another fisherman from afar.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 908 |
programmerhumor | aloofloofah | dsoh35a | <|sols|><|sot|>Only on Thanksgiving<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6apwvu1282a01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thank god the punchline was in the title. Phew. Was a close one boys!<|eor|><|sor|>Punchlines in the title is akin to descriptive variable names. Ruins the surprise.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 529 |
programmerhumor | yawkat | dsogomi | <|sols|><|sot|>Only on Thanksgiving<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6apwvu1282a01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Holidays get interesting when your entire family, not just you, is tech-specialized.
In that it takes even more time to fix stuff.<|eor|><|sor|>Tech people just invent new problems when they can fix all the old ones.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 358 |
programmerhumor | Inger002 | dsotwj0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Only on Thanksgiving<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6apwvu1282a01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And they're all wrong.
The true answer lies in a Stackoverflow post from 2009 with 4 up votes. <|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Who were you, DenverCoder9? WHAT DID YOU SEE?!<|eor|><|sor|>[blank]<|eor|><|sor|>Huh, an actual user<|eor|><|sor|>made on the day the xkcd was posted.<|eor|><|sor|>I need the relevant xkcd post<|eor|><|sor|>Never mind I found it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 339 |
programmerhumor | Reverse-Kanga | dsoev8p | <|sols|><|sot|>Only on Thanksgiving<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6apwvu1282a01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Would work in /r/thathappened as well<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 334 |
programmerhumor | Archetypal_NPC | dson5ph | <|sols|><|sot|>Only on Thanksgiving<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6apwvu1282a01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's a vicious cycle:
Fix computer>computer breaks 2 months later >get blamed for breaking it>repeat<|eor|><|sor|>Non-insane people never repeat this vicious cycle.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 311 |
programmerhumor | IAmTaka_VG | dsoh82s | <|sols|><|sot|>Only on Thanksgiving<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6apwvu1282a01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thank god the punchline was in the title. Phew. Was a close one boys!<|eor|><|sor|>Punchlines in the title is akin to descriptive variable names. Ruins the surprise.<|eor|><|sor|>My favourite is halfway through a chunk of code I see this.
// DO NOT CHANGE NUMBER
var t = 47;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 265 |
programmerhumor | Miguelinileugim | dsoosk0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Only on Thanksgiving<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6apwvu1282a01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Holidays get interesting when your entire family, not just you, is tech-specialized.
In that it takes even more time to fix stuff.<|eor|><|sor|>Everyone thinks they know the best solution but they are all different.<|eor|><|sor|>And they're all wrong.
The true answer lies in a Stackoverflow post from 2009 with 4 up votes. <|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Who were you, DenverCoder9? WHAT DID YOU SEE?!<|eor|><|sor|>[blank]<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 220 |
programmerhumor | Sigg3net | dsol4dk | <|sols|><|sot|>Only on Thanksgiving<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6apwvu1282a01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Holidays get interesting when your entire family, not just you, is tech-specialized.
In that it takes even more time to fix stuff.<|eor|><|sor|>Everyone thinks they know the best solution but they are all different.<|eor|><|sor|>And they're all wrong.
The true answer lies in a Stackoverflow post from 2009 with 4 up votes. <|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/979/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 197 |
programmerhumor | Ok_City6423 | 13076ex | <|sols|><|sot|>Emotional damage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qfv92xcopdwa1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,940 |
programmerhumor | YodelingVeterinarian | jhvqaol | <|sols|><|sot|>Emotional damage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qfv92xcopdwa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Checked the dudes LinkedIn, and apparently theyve raised 100M now, so probably doesnt sting that much.
EDIT: Not trying to make a statement on whether she should or shouldn't have accepted the offer -- startup options are pretty much worth zero until you exit, no matter how much you raise. And we all have more LinkedIn DMs than we can respond to. Just wanted to point out that I'm sure he's found other people to work for him since then.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,600 |
programmerhumor | unholy_kid_ | jhvti1m | <|sols|><|sot|>Emotional damage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qfv92xcopdwa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Checked the dudes LinkedIn, and apparently theyve raised 100M now, so probably doesnt sting that much.
EDIT: Not trying to make a statement on whether she should or shouldn't have accepted the offer -- startup options are pretty much worth zero until you exit, no matter how much you raise. And we all have more LinkedIn DMs than we can respond to. Just wanted to point out that I'm sure he's found other people to work for him since then.<|eor|><|sor|>110M
In Which 100M is Debt And 10M are equity.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,939 |
programmerhumor | M0nkeyDGarp | jhve4pk | <|sols|><|sot|>Emotional damage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qfv92xcopdwa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Meanwhile to her he's just some shitty offer she clapped down immediately and tells jokes about.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,894 |
programmerhumor | SuitableDragonfly | jhvyh96 | <|sols|><|sot|>Emotional damage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qfv92xcopdwa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Checked the dudes LinkedIn, and apparently theyve raised 100M now, so probably doesnt sting that much.
EDIT: Not trying to make a statement on whether she should or shouldn't have accepted the offer -- startup options are pretty much worth zero until you exit, no matter how much you raise. And we all have more LinkedIn DMs than we can respond to. Just wanted to point out that I'm sure he's found other people to work for him since then.<|eor|><|sor|>110M
In Which 100M is Debt And 10M are equity.<|eor|><|sor|>100M debt riding on 10M equity? Alright. That's certainly a gamble, but on a good dream.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm going to be honest, I don't trust any for-profit business to actually make healthcare affordable. Maybe they will start out genuinely doing that when they are small and their company is 90% big dreams, but as soon as they find a way to make healthcare incredibly profitable for them, they are going to chase the profit and throw the dreams away, every time. We need universal healthcare, not more healthcare startups.
Also "we are increasing access to healthcare by making it more affordable" is basically code for "we are a (probably) evil private health insurance company".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,778 |
programmerhumor | Hot_Damn99 | jhwenrq | <|sols|><|sot|>Emotional damage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qfv92xcopdwa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>She took efforts to actually open the message, research about it on the internet and give back a reply!
Most engineers won't even open such messages.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,356 |
programmerhumor | EvolvingCyborg | jhvvnas | <|sols|><|sot|>Emotional damage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qfv92xcopdwa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Checked the dudes LinkedIn, and apparently theyve raised 100M now, so probably doesnt sting that much.
EDIT: Not trying to make a statement on whether she should or shouldn't have accepted the offer -- startup options are pretty much worth zero until you exit, no matter how much you raise. And we all have more LinkedIn DMs than we can respond to. Just wanted to point out that I'm sure he's found other people to work for him since then.<|eor|><|sor|>110M
In Which 100M is Debt And 10M are equity.<|eor|><|sor|>100M debt riding on 10M equity? Alright. That's certainly a gamble, but on a good dream.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,457 |
programmerhumor | fractalfocuser | jhvxhod | <|sols|><|sot|>Emotional damage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qfv92xcopdwa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Meanwhile to her he's just some shitty offer she clapped down immediately and tells jokes about.<|eor|><|sor|>For you, the day I graced your startup was the most important day of your life. For me, it was Tuesday.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,452 |
programmerhumor | king_of_curry | jhvoatn | <|sols|><|sot|>Emotional damage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qfv92xcopdwa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I wonder what her walnut options or shares could have been worth had she accepted, assuming it wasn't a shitty half percent that gets diluted away. Many times the salary she has unless she raking in a million per year
But even then, at the time it was the right move. Why give up a nice salary to bust ass at some random pre seed? Still could have worded it nicer though.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,171 |
programmerhumor | SameRandomUsername | jhvscn8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Emotional damage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qfv92xcopdwa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I wonder what her walnut options or shares could have been worth had she accepted, assuming it wasn't a shitty half percent that gets diluted away. Many times the salary she has unless she raking in a million per year
But even then, at the time it was the right move. Why give up a nice salary to bust ass at some random pre seed? Still could have worded it nicer though.<|eor|><|sor|>That is what surprises me from the other comments, like wtf, is she supposed to do charity?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 943 |
programmerhumor | AutomatedSaltShaker | jhvcuyg | <|sols|><|sot|>Emotional damage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qfv92xcopdwa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He ded<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 891 |
programmerhumor | Leosjolander | jhwnrhb | <|sols|><|sot|>Emotional damage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qfv92xcopdwa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>She took efforts to actually open the message, research about it on the internet and give back a reply!
Most engineers won't even open such messages.<|eor|><|sor|>And all of this within one minute<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 666 |
programmerhumor | Pogginator | jhvzi2d | <|sols|><|sot|>Emotional damage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qfv92xcopdwa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Checked the dudes LinkedIn, and apparently theyve raised 100M now, so probably doesnt sting that much.
EDIT: Not trying to make a statement on whether she should or shouldn't have accepted the offer -- startup options are pretty much worth zero until you exit, no matter how much you raise. And we all have more LinkedIn DMs than we can respond to. Just wanted to point out that I'm sure he's found other people to work for him since then.<|eor|><|sor|>110M
In Which 100M is Debt And 10M are equity.<|eor|><|sor|>100M debt riding on 10M equity? Alright. That's certainly a gamble, but on a good dream.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm going to be honest, I don't trust any for-profit business to actually make healthcare affordable. Maybe they will start out genuinely doing that when they are small and their company is 90% big dreams, but as soon as they find a way to make healthcare incredibly profitable for them, they are going to chase the profit and throw the dreams away, every time. We need universal healthcare, not more healthcare startups.
Also "we are increasing access to healthcare by making it more affordable" is basically code for "we are a (probably) evil private health insurance company".<|eor|><|sor|>I've always felt that once a business gets to a certain size things shift. It becomes less about passion for the goal and more about maximizing profits.
It has nothing to do with shareholders, either. Private businesses are the same way. When a business has thousands or tens of thousands of employees, people just become numbers in the system. They aren't individual people anymore as far as the upper echelon is concerned. They are simply resources for the company to use and replace.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 621 |
programmerhumor | kephir4eg | jhvvd4w | <|sols|><|sot|>Emotional damage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qfv92xcopdwa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>On Startups:
Once I had to cancel an invitation to a wedding I wanted to go to. A company in Pittsburgh told me I was interviewing as Chief Technical Officer. I interviewed, they said I had the job. I asked how much it paid. They said nothing at all, it's a start up, I just get a title.
I told em,"Yo, I missed a wedding I wanted to attend, plus wasted time plus gas mileage."
Guy's like,"Well the offer still stands"
If I wasn't Christian, I would have tripped over one of their computers on the way out and threw hands if anyone touched me. What a total a-hole way of doing business, totally disrespect other people's time in hopes to exploit them.<|eor|><|sor|>You missed a wedding to go to an interview without learning about the company over the phone? I'm sorry about your experience, but that's partially on you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 590 |
programmerhumor | jeffderek | jhw0yhk | <|sols|><|sot|>Emotional damage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qfv92xcopdwa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I wonder what her walnut options or shares could have been worth had she accepted, assuming it wasn't a shitty half percent that gets diluted away. Many times the salary she has unless she raking in a million per year
But even then, at the time it was the right move. Why give up a nice salary to bust ass at some random pre seed? Still could have worded it nicer though.<|eor|><|sor|>That is what surprises me from the other comments, like wtf, is she supposed to do charity?<|eor|><|sor|>Nobody said that she should work for free.
But being an asshole to the guy was totally unnecessary from her whats the point of such an answer.
Edit: I always thought that the whole Engineers dont have social skills was a meme man was I wrong on that one, lol. Some you *really* need to touch some grass.<|eor|><|sor|>> whats the point of such an answer.
When I give these sorts of answers to recruiters or companies who are cold calling me, it is because I want to avoid any followup questions about what it would take. A lot of these people can't take no for an answer.
There's nothing assholish about a simple statement that makes it clear you're so far apart on money that it's not worth further discussions.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 508 |
programmerhumor | GreyAngy | jhvx0da | <|sols|><|sot|>Emotional damage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qfv92xcopdwa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Within less than 60 seconds, how did she manage to read the message, check Crunchbase, and type a reply?<|eor|><|sor|>Weird LinkedIn timestamps. If it is the first message coming with invite its time is set not when it is sent but when you accept it or decide to reply to it, can't remember exactly.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 481 |
programmerhumor | static_func | jhvxpdd | <|sols|><|sot|>Emotional damage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qfv92xcopdwa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Checked the dudes LinkedIn, and apparently theyve raised 100M now, so probably doesnt sting that much.
EDIT: Not trying to make a statement on whether she should or shouldn't have accepted the offer -- startup options are pretty much worth zero until you exit, no matter how much you raise. And we all have more LinkedIn DMs than we can respond to. Just wanted to point out that I'm sure he's found other people to work for him since then.<|eor|><|sor|>\> $100 million from investors looking to get rich
\> affordable health care
Uh huh<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 475 |
programmerhumor | siccoblue | jhwt388 | <|sols|><|sot|>Emotional damage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qfv92xcopdwa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>She took efforts to actually open the message, research about it on the internet and give back a reply!
Most engineers won't even open such messages.<|eor|><|sor|>And all of this within one minute<|eor|><|sor|>That's why she makes the big bucks<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 426 |
programmerhumor | Willinton06 | jhvmxkg | <|sols|><|sot|>Emotional damage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qfv92xcopdwa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Might as well just call it on the startup too, I dont think you can recover from that<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 422 |
programmerhumor | SOMETHINGCREATVE | jhw7cj1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Emotional damage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qfv92xcopdwa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Meanwhile to her he's just some shitty offer she clapped down immediately and tells jokes about.<|eor|><|sor|>For you, the day I graced your startup was the most important day of your life. For me, it was Tuesday.<|eor|><|sor|>You may laugh, but I've always used that line to explain the impact i had on businesses as a consultant software dev. I've implemented automation systems in companies where until that day, everything had been paper and manual dial readout.
Sometimes, my systems were the culmination of years of political maneuvering, budget wars, etc, which ultimately ended with me building something that would upset the workings of an entire department. But for me it was just a Tuesday.
I used that line to ground myself and to remind me not to become jaded or disinterested when i met with customers because even if i had a bad day and couldn't care less, to them that same day was an important occasion.<|eor|><|sor|>I too, am extraordinarily humble.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 417 |
programmerhumor | pursenboots | jhvyxp7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Emotional damage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qfv92xcopdwa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Meanwhile to her he's just some shitty offer she clapped down immediately and tells jokes about.<|eor|><|sor|>seriously, "I just raised a bunch of VC and I want you to work for me" type offers are a dime a dozen. talking about how much money you have is basically the worst way you could possibly try to hire me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 360 |
programmerhumor | fess432 | ila7le | <|sols|><|sot|>Gonna be one of those days<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jgtjvdbirk51.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,916 |
programmerhumor | mkglass | g3qtyok | <|sols|><|sot|>Gonna be one of those days<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jgtjvdbirk51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I once created an error test where I jokingly put a message like "You fucked up again, idiot!"...
And forgot to change it before pushing to production.
Guess what my boss told me?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,660 |
programmerhumor | arjunnu | g3rifd0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gonna be one of those days<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jgtjvdbirk51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Been there. I wrote a fancy static html ad, and tried to view it on Chrome. Every single time, a blank page opens up. After 2 hours, I realised my ad block plus extension is blocking my static ad<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,397 |
programmerhumor | xigoi | g3rk7pt | <|sols|><|sot|>Gonna be one of those days<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jgtjvdbirk51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Been there. I wrote a fancy static html ad, and tried to view it on Chrome. Every single time, a blank page opens up. After 2 hours, I realised my ad block plus extension is blocking my static ad<|eor|><|sor|>TFW you need to defend yourself from evil, but you're evil<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 927 |
programmerhumor | mkglass | g3qxi76 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gonna be one of those days<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jgtjvdbirk51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I once created an error test where I jokingly put a message like "You fucked up again, idiot!"...
And forgot to change it before pushing to production.
Guess what my boss told me?<|eor|><|sor|>"I love you" (???)<|eor|><|sor|>Not publicly...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 540 |
programmerhumor | robchroma | g3rd01u | <|sols|><|sot|>Gonna be one of those days<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jgtjvdbirk51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I once created an error test where I jokingly put a message like "You fucked up again, idiot!"...
And forgot to change it before pushing to production.
Guess what my boss told me?<|eor|><|sor|>If it was "you fucked up again, idiot!" you have a good boss.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 522 |
programmerhumor | PickledWaffle | g3ques5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gonna be one of those days<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jgtjvdbirk51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Reminded me of a time where i couldn't figure out for an hour or two why my changes weren't working. Turns out I didn't rebuild the project<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 459 |
programmerhumor | notsooriginal | g3rmq4j | <|sols|><|sot|>Gonna be one of those days<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jgtjvdbirk51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Been there. I wrote a fancy static html ad, and tried to view it on Chrome. Every single time, a blank page opens up. After 2 hours, I realised my ad block plus extension is blocking my static ad<|eor|><|sor|>TFW you need to defend yourself from evil, but you're evil<|eor|><|sor|>_Google has left the chat, and canceled the chat project_<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 307 |
programmerhumor | mkglass | g3qziy8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gonna be one of those days<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jgtjvdbirk51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I once created an error test where I jokingly put a message like "You fucked up again, idiot!"...
And forgot to change it before pushing to production.
Guess what my boss told me?<|eor|><|sor|>"I love you" (???)<|eor|><|sor|>Not publicly...<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Not publicly<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 294 |
programmerhumor | metal_mind | g3rnfmu | <|sols|><|sot|>Gonna be one of those days<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jgtjvdbirk51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I once created an error test where I jokingly put a message like "You fucked up again, idiot!"...
And forgot to change it before pushing to production.
Guess what my boss told me?<|eor|><|sor|>I made a message box show up with "it's all gone to shit" when a fatal error occurred on startup, it should never be shown, there's no way! Right?... It was released and of course a customer gets it and sends us a screenshot... Top tip, always write acceptable messages, they will get to production and someone will see it!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 281 |
programmerhumor | Inasis | g3roo3g | <|sols|><|sot|>Gonna be one of those days<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jgtjvdbirk51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I once created an error test where I jokingly put a message like "You fucked up again, idiot!"...
And forgot to change it before pushing to production.
Guess what my boss told me?<|eor|><|sor|>I made a message box show up with "it's all gone to shit" when a fatal error occurred on startup, it should never be shown, there's no way! Right?... It was released and of course a customer gets it and sends us a screenshot... Top tip, always write acceptable messages, they will get to production and someone will see it!<|eor|><|sor|>If I got this kind of fatal error mesaage I wouldn't be as mad<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 223 |
programmerhumor | imanexpertama | g3ruu4f | <|sols|><|sot|>Gonna be one of those days<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jgtjvdbirk51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I once created an error test where I jokingly put a message like "You fucked up again, idiot!"...
And forgot to change it before pushing to production.
Guess what my boss told me?<|eor|><|sor|>I made a message box show up with "it's all gone to shit" when a fatal error occurred on startup, it should never be shown, there's no way! Right?... It was released and of course a customer gets it and sends us a screenshot... Top tip, always write acceptable messages, they will get to production and someone will see it!<|eor|><|sor|>If I got this kind of fatal error mesaage I wouldn't be as mad<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly Id be happy. I always love to see the human behind a product, and getting a debug message like that makes me feel connected to the poor soul who surely spent hours if not days dealing with that error.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 199 |
programmerhumor | Strange_Temperature | g3rk2od | <|sols|><|sot|>Gonna be one of those days<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jgtjvdbirk51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I once created an error test where I jokingly put a message like "You fucked up again, idiot!"...
And forgot to change it before pushing to production.
Guess what my boss told me?<|eor|><|sor|>I've had an IE7 check which simply alert()'s "fuck off noob", fully intended to replace with a pretty splash screen but forgot. Code review picked it up before it got merged to develop though.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 185 |
programmerhumor | Kris_Third_Account | g3rqt1c | <|sols|><|sot|>Gonna be one of those days<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jgtjvdbirk51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I once created an error test where I jokingly put a message like "You fucked up again, idiot!"...
And forgot to change it before pushing to production.
Guess what my boss told me?<|eor|><|sor|>I've had an IE7 check which simply alert()'s "fuck off noob", fully intended to replace with a pretty splash screen but forgot. Code review picked it up before it got merged to develop though.<|eor|><|sor|>PR rejected. Message should be harsher.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 181 |
programmerhumor | danbulant | g3rp4si | <|sols|><|sot|>Gonna be one of those days<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jgtjvdbirk51.png<|eol|><|sor|>When I need a test image with specific size, I usually use picsum photos, it can be really helpful. If you use windows, you can put url directly into filename, so you can directly write "https://picsum.photos/width/height.png" and it will use random image from pexels. Really helpful.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
programmerhumor | Salanmander | g3rlzhi | <|sols|><|sot|>Gonna be one of those days<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jgtjvdbirk51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I once created an error test where I jokingly put a message like "You fucked up again, idiot!"...
And forgot to change it before pushing to production.
Guess what my boss told me?<|eor|><|sor|>"I love you" (???)<|eor|><|sor|>Not publicly...<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Not publicly<|eor|><|sor|>Please continue..<|eor|><|sor|>`while (True):`
`print("Not publicly")`
`print("Please continue..")`
You two have fun now.<|eor|><|sor|>> You two have fun now.
Not publicly...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 147 |
programmerhumor | ItzEpyc | g3rg965 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gonna be one of those days<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jgtjvdbirk51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I once created an error test where I jokingly put a message like "You fucked up again, idiot!"...
And forgot to change it before pushing to production.
Guess what my boss told me?<|eor|><|sor|>"I love you" (???)<|eor|><|sor|>Not publicly...<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Not publicly<|eor|><|sor|>Please continue..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
programmerhumor | Independent-Coder | g3r8dd3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gonna be one of those days<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jgtjvdbirk51.png<|eol|><|sor|>After doing so many boneheaded things myself, thanks for sharing this. I now use comical pet pics with some type of meme that is not too offensive (well cats might find them offensive, but then if they are testing my code, I might as well retire.)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
programmerhumor | qcon99 | gvxkir | <|sols|><|sot|>Me, after making my first program in python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6ihfuz3c6q251.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,890 |
programmerhumor | Ignitetheinferno37 | fss2z5h | <|sols|><|sot|>Me, after making my first program in python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6ihfuz3c6q251.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>```print("Goodbye World")```
I never saw my computer again<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,589 |
programmerhumor | kingjia90 | fss2hh0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Me, after making my first program in python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6ihfuz3c6q251.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That is me, but not limited to my first program and not to python only. It's like a lifestyle.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 583 |
programmerhumor | 0x07CF | fss4jec | <|sols|><|sot|>Me, after making my first program in python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6ihfuz3c6q251.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>>This repost is without doubt the worst i have ever seen.
> But you have seen it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 309 |
programmerhumor | Fluxxdog | fssohgn | <|sols|><|sot|>Me, after making my first program in python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6ihfuz3c6q251.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>```print("Goodbye World")```
I never saw my computer again<|eor|><|sor|>r/im14andthisisdeep<|eor|><|sor|>I thought it was r/im14andthisisdepp<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 285 |
programmerhumor | Eheroduelist | fssgn0c | <|sols|><|sot|>Me, after making my first program in python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6ihfuz3c6q251.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That is me, but not limited to my first program and not to python only. It's like a lifestyle.<|eor|><|sor|>My friend hates me. I write effective but extremely messy code that he can barely understand<|eor|><|sor|>All variables should use single character names, that's the only way to make your code readable
Or add more Factories and FactoryBuilders.<|eor|><|sor|>My colleagues prefer ptr, ptr2 and ptrr.<|eor|><|sor|>Ha ha variable names go br rr rrr<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 264 |
programmerhumor | intuxikated | fsscrxh | <|sols|><|sot|>Me, after making my first program in python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6ihfuz3c6q251.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That is me, but not limited to my first program and not to python only. It's like a lifestyle.<|eor|><|sor|>My friend hates me. I write effective but extremely messy code that he can barely understand<|eor|><|sor|>All variables should use single character names, that's the only way to make your code readable
Or add more Factories and FactoryBuilders.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 195 |
programmerhumor | TheMineTrooperYT | fss9c1c | <|sols|><|sot|>Me, after making my first program in python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6ihfuz3c6q251.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That is me, but not limited to my first program and not to python only. It's like a lifestyle.<|eor|><|sor|>My friend hates me. I write effective but extremely messy code that he can barely understand<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 193 |
programmerhumor | thatvhstapeguy | fss8q6b | <|sols|><|sot|>Me, after making my first program in python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6ihfuz3c6q251.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I am writing a statistical analysis project in Python.
I am constantly thinking that my code is absolute crap and that I should rewrite the whole damn thing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 120 |
programmerhumor | mobilecheese | fssfjel | <|sols|><|sot|>Me, after making my first program in python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6ihfuz3c6q251.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That is me, but not limited to my first program and not to python only. It's like a lifestyle.<|eor|><|sor|>My friend hates me. I write effective but extremely messy code that he can barely understand<|eor|><|sor|>All variables should use single character names, that's the only way to make your code readable
Or add more Factories and FactoryBuilders.<|eor|><|sor|>My colleagues prefer ptr, ptr2 and ptrr.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 101 |
programmerhumor | syntax021 | fst6y2z | <|sols|><|sot|>Me, after making my first program in python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6ihfuz3c6q251.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>```print("Goodbye World")```
I never saw my computer again<|eor|><|sor|>r/im14andthisisdeep<|eor|><|sor|>I thought it was r/im14andthisisdepp<|eor|><|sor|>Wow, it took me way too long to spot the difference.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 95 |
programmerhumor | SillyFlyGuy | fssnezg | <|sols|><|sot|>Me, after making my first program in python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6ihfuz3c6q251.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I am writing a statistical analysis project in Python.
I am constantly thinking that my code is absolute crap and that I should rewrite the whole damn thing.<|eor|><|sor|>I was a PERL hacker back in the dotcom days. My mentor told me "Get it right the first time, because no one else will ever be able to read your perl code, nor you three days after it ships. There is no debugging perl, only rewriting."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 68 |
programmerhumor | hackintosh5 | fsruo92 | <|sols|><|sot|>Me, after making my first program in python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6ihfuz3c6q251.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Look at me, I can repost!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 65 |
programmerhumor | Siacharan | fsrjm99 | <|sols|><|sot|>Me, after making my first program in python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6ihfuz3c6q251.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Cause that's all we need right<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 61 |
programmerhumor | geekette1 | fss4l0s | <|sols|><|sot|>Me, after making my first program in python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6ihfuz3c6q251.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If it runs, I'm done.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 59 |
programmerhumor | educated-emu | fssm9a6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Me, after making my first program in python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6ihfuz3c6q251.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That is me, but not limited to my first program and not to python only. It's like a lifestyle.<|eor|><|sor|>My friend hates me. I write effective but extremely messy code that he can barely understand<|eor|><|sor|>All variables should use single character names, that's the only way to make your code readable
Or add more Factories and FactoryBuilders.<|eor|><|sor|>My colleagues prefer ptr, ptr2 and ptrr.<|eor|><|sor|>Ha ha variable names go br rr rrr<|eor|><|sor|>money cheat
forxin"brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr":
print("brrrrrrr")<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 56 |
programmerhumor | 400Volts | fssmetu | <|sols|><|sot|>Me, after making my first program in python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6ihfuz3c6q251.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That is me, but not limited to my first program and not to python only. It's like a lifestyle.<|eor|><|sor|>My friend hates me. I write effective but extremely messy code that he can barely understand<|eor|><|sor|>All variables should use single character names, that's the only way to make your code readable
Or add more Factories and FactoryBuilders.<|eor|><|sor|>I like using I and l for my variables so I could have
Il = lI + (IlI + llI)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
programmerhumor | MrStupid_PhD | fssr5f5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Me, after making my first program in python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6ihfuz3c6q251.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That is me, but not limited to my first program and not to python only. It's like a lifestyle.<|eor|><|sor|>My friend hates me. I write effective but extremely messy code that he can barely understand<|eor|><|sor|>All variables should use single character names, that's the only way to make your code readable
Or add more Factories and FactoryBuilders.<|eor|><|sor|>I like using I and l for my variables so I could have
Il = lI + (IlI + llI)<|eor|><|sor|>Alright, ease up there Satan<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
programmerhumor | LeCrushinator | fss8vg4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Me, after making my first program in python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6ihfuz3c6q251.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Cause that's all we need right<|eor|><|sor|>When you're the only person on a project, usually. Although if you're working on something that's going to take awhile, like months or more, then you'd better make it good enough that you can go back and understand what you wrote a month ago.
And I've found even for small projects that test-driven development is quite useful. If you have good test coverage then it's easier to make changes later on and have confidence that you haven't broken something. Good test coverage often necessitates clearer code with fewer interdependencies, which makes changing things later on much easier.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programmerhumor | muttonwow | fssfepn | <|sols|><|sot|>Me, after making my first program in python<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6ihfuz3c6q251.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That is me, but not limited to my first program and not to python only. It's like a lifestyle.<|eor|><|sor|>My friend hates me. I write effective but extremely messy code that he can barely understand<|eor|><|sor|>It adds a layer of "Security"<|eor|><|sor|>"Let's see them try to steal our IP when there's only three people alive who can interpret various parts of it from reading the code!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
programmerhumor | Beautiful_Feed2814 | wsaqa4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Me and my siblings are all into technical fields , quite relatable to me <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/96jx653vfni91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,842 |
programmerhumor | shootfasteatass69420 | ikxkj1p | <|sols|><|sot|>Me and my siblings are all into technical fields , quite relatable to me <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/96jx653vfni91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One of my goals in life is to have enough kids to have my own dev team and I can just pass my tickets off to them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,057 |
programmerhumor | baffelnet | ikxg6zo | <|sols|><|sot|>Me and my siblings are all into technical fields , quite relatable to me <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/96jx653vfni91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Start with C<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 665 |
programmerhumor | neotorama | ikxkddp | <|sols|><|sot|>Me and my siblings are all into technical fields , quite relatable to me <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/96jx653vfni91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Smallest kid is a senior dev, her brother in red is junior dev<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 369 |
programmerhumor | greatsirius | ikxkauk | <|sols|><|sot|>Me and my siblings are all into technical fields , quite relatable to me <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/96jx653vfni91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Start with C<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah carbon is taking off! Good idea /s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 319 |
programmerhumor | Dave5876 | ikxu8xn | <|sols|><|sot|>Me and my siblings are all into technical fields , quite relatable to me <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/96jx653vfni91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One of my goals in life is to have enough kids to have my own dev team and I can just pass my tickets off to them.<|eor|><|sor|>Based<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 180 |
programmerhumor | Dankelweisser | ikxvyef | <|sols|><|sot|>Me and my siblings are all into technical fields , quite relatable to me <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/96jx653vfni91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Smallest kid is a senior dev, her brother in red is junior dev<|eor|><|sor|>the smallest kid is definitely making the face of a senior backend dev learning javascript for the first time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 180 |
programmerhumor | FloweyTheFlower420 | ikxv3y2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Me and my siblings are all into technical fields , quite relatable to me <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/96jx653vfni91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Start with C<|eor|><|sor|>Unironically though. C is a good first language because it builds very important fundamental understanding of things like memory and stuff<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 170 |
programmerhumor | Truffles326 | ikxv72o | <|sols|><|sot|>Me and my siblings are all into technical fields , quite relatable to me <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/96jx653vfni91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One of my goals in life is to have enough kids to have my own dev team and I can just pass my tickets off to them.<|eor|><|sor|>Is that still considered outsourcing? They're still working inside your office (Home)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 128 |
programmerhumor | baffelnet | ikxkgvr | <|sols|><|sot|>Me and my siblings are all into technical fields , quite relatable to me <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/96jx653vfni91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Start with C<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah carbon is taking off! Good idea /s<|eor|><|sor|>It has the strongest bond.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 120 |
programmerhumor | catcommentthrowaway | iky3e4j | <|sols|><|sot|>Me and my siblings are all into technical fields , quite relatable to me <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/96jx653vfni91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One of my goals in life is to have enough kids to have my own dev team and I can just pass my tickets off to them.<|eor|><|sor|>Having genius sibling was a blessing growing up tbh. From having people to do my college essays for me to telling me how to lie on my CV to get my first job, those mfs blessed my stupid ass.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 106 |
programmerhumor | No_River_1589 | ikxvzfp | <|sols|><|sot|>Me and my siblings are all into technical fields , quite relatable to me <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/96jx653vfni91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Start with C<|eor|><|sor|>Unironically though. C is a good first language because it builds very important fundamental understanding of things like memory and stuff<|eor|><|sor|>And if you pay attention, when you get to OOP, you realize how much shit is just 1. pointers and 2. arrays.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 104 |
programmerhumor | shootfasteatass69420 | ikxyovl | <|sols|><|sot|>Me and my siblings are all into technical fields , quite relatable to me <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/96jx653vfni91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One of my goals in life is to have enough kids to have my own dev team and I can just pass my tickets off to them.<|eor|><|sor|>Is that still considered outsourcing? They're still working inside your office (Home)<|eor|><|sor|>Insourcing?<|eor|><|sor|>and just like that you've created a new buzz word. "By insourcing our developers children we have generated a 300% increase in productivity with no added cost."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 100 |
programmerhumor | doot-- | ikxx58p | <|sols|><|sot|>Me and my siblings are all into technical fields , quite relatable to me <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/96jx653vfni91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One of my goals in life is to have enough kids to have my own dev team and I can just pass my tickets off to them.<|eor|><|sor|>Is that still considered outsourcing? They're still working inside your office (Home)<|eor|><|sor|>Insourcing?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 99 |
programmerhumor | TheBaxes | ikxwbrf | <|sols|><|sot|>Me and my siblings are all into technical fields , quite relatable to me <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/96jx653vfni91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Start with C<|eor|><|sor|>Unironically though. C is a good first language because it builds very important fundamental understanding of things like memory and stuff<|eor|><|sor|>And if you pay attention, when you get to OOP, you realize how much shit is just 1. pointers and 2. arrays.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, objects are just pointers with enough syntactic sugar to make you a diabetic<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 96 |
programmerhumor | Netcob | iky8k37 | <|sols|><|sot|>Me and my siblings are all into technical fields , quite relatable to me <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/96jx653vfni91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Smallest kid is a senior dev, her brother in red is junior dev<|eor|><|sor|>the smallest kid is definitely making the face of a senior backend dev learning javascript for the first time<|eor|><|sor|>"okay I get how it works, but... why..."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 93 |
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