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programmerhumor | Beautiful_Feed2814 | ikxi6qy | <|sols|><|sot|>Me and my siblings are all into technical fields , quite relatable to me <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/96jx653vfni91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You guys are able to get paid?<|eor|><|soopr|>We are all grown up , not children anymore. We live in the same apartment and we split our bills .<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 76 |
programmerhumor | Beautiful_Feed2814 | ikxiex3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Me and my siblings are all into technical fields , quite relatable to me <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/96jx653vfni91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>It's building your kids for the future so that they don't remain broke without any skills<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 66 |
programmerhumor | infinityislikehuge | ikyyw1g | <|sols|><|sot|>Me and my siblings are all into technical fields , quite relatable to me <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/96jx653vfni91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One of my goals in life is to have enough kids to have my own dev team and I can just pass my tickets off to them.<|eor|><|sor|>Having genius sibling was a blessing growing up tbh. From having people to do my college essays for me to telling me how to lie on my CV to get my first job, those mfs blessed my stupid ass.<|eor|><|sor|>I bet youre a lot smarter than you give yourself credit for, being surrounded by exceptionally intelligent people would make anyone feel insignificant.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 63 |
programmerhumor | nitr0gen_ | n19c2w | <|sols|><|sot|>Every day is like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dd858tcec5w61.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,827 |
programmerhumor | gtgski | gwbynd6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every day is like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dd858tcec5w61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only it was just a typo...<|eor|><|sor|>6. Oh never mind! My flawed architecture design prevents us from fixing this bug or adding new features and were too deep to fix it!
7. Deep mental anguish.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,415 |
programmerhumor | send_me_moist_memez | gwbmrng | <|sols|><|sot|>Every day is like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dd858tcec5w61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only it was just a typo...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,384 |
programmerhumor | schmidlidev | gwc01ze | <|sols|><|sot|>Every day is like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dd858tcec5w61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only it was just a typo...<|eor|><|sor|>6. Oh never mind! My flawed architecture design prevents us from fixing this bug or adding new features and were too deep to fix it!
7. Deep mental anguish.<|eor|><|sor|>\3. browse reddit to distract self from the problem
\4. read above comment
\5. go to step 2<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 461 |
programmerhumor | TheseVirginEars | gwbowx4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every day is like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dd858tcec5w61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You guys make it past number 5????<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 415 |
programmerhumor | dafirstman | gwchj5l | <|sols|><|sot|>Every day is like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dd858tcec5w61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I used to have imposter syndrome *all the time*, but later I found out it was just because I'm a bad programmer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 357 |
programmerhumor | notABadGuy3 | gwbkyh9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every day is like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dd858tcec5w61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You missed out the proving its nothing wrong on your teams end and must be X teams issue now but X team refuses it's their fault despite you proving it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 212 |
programmerhumor | badguy84 | gwcc2dt | <|sols|><|sot|>Every day is like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dd858tcec5w61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only it was just a typo...<|eor|><|sor|>6. Oh never mind! My flawed architecture design prevents us from fixing this bug or adding new features and were too deep to fix it!
7. Deep mental anguish.<|eor|><|sor|>* someone else's flawed architecture design prevents me from fixing this bug
* suggest architectural change
* gets shunned by architect who made the coice
* slowly gets pushed out of the department
* ends up depressed and miserable
* quits
* drinks
* gets divorced
* thinks up random service
* develops service
* finds random investor
* becomes unicorn
* gets rich
* hires lots of architects to make devs feel bad about a platform choice you made (probably while drunk)
The circle of silicon-valley life<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 198 |
programmerhumor | MazzukaMy | gwbs52u | <|sols|><|sot|>Every day is like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dd858tcec5w61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember like 5 years ago, I was in parental leave and came back to work after being home for 7 months. I saw a big chunk of code and went like "who the hell wrote this? This is doing what I would write in like 30 lines but with a single line of code! what is this advanced shit?"
My colleague said "you did". I was adamant it wasn't me. Couldn't be. No way I could ever write something as beautiful as that. Well checked git and lo and behold. It was my code.
Thsts when I realized I don't know shit, I'm just really good at Googling.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 157 |
programmerhumor | NerdyTimesOrWhatever | gwcmg8k | <|sols|><|sot|>Every day is like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dd858tcec5w61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only it was just a typo...<|eor|><|sor|>6. Oh never mind! My flawed architecture design prevents us from fixing this bug or adding new features and were too deep to fix it!
7. Deep mental anguish.<|eor|><|sor|>\3. browse reddit to distract self from the problem
\4. read above comment
\5. go to step 2<|eor|><|sor|>Recursion Error: Duplicated Step 2 on line *YoureBadAtCoding*
I know, compiler, I know, quit yelling at me.
ERROR ON LINE: Your continued existence<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 123 |
programmerhumor | prefredreh | gwbtbfe | <|sols|><|sot|>Every day is like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dd858tcec5w61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I like that it starts at 0<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 122 |
programmerhumor | too_much_to_do | gwczl33 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every day is like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dd858tcec5w61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I used to have imposter syndrome *all the time*, but later I found out it was just because I'm a bad programmer.<|eor|><|sor|>What happened then?<|eor|><|sor|>You just accept it and rely heavily on your soft skills and doing your best.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 122 |
programmerhumor | too_much_to_do | gwdiz71 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every day is like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dd858tcec5w61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I used to have imposter syndrome *all the time*, but later I found out it was just because I'm a bad programmer.<|eor|><|sor|>What happened then?<|eor|><|sor|>You just accept it and rely heavily on your soft skills and doing your best.<|eor|><|sor|>Soft... skills...?<|eor|><|sor|>I was worried someone would think this after I posted. What I really mean is you don't have to be an extrovert to have good people skills, at least within the CS career space.
if you can't figure out a problem, record what you've tried to do and how you tried to solve it before you go and ask someone for help. a lot of senior people will end up getting tired of being asked how to do something if they feel like you didn't try. If you can demonstrate how you tried, and why, they will be more accommodating with their time with you. Then when they are helping you, ask questions about what you don't understand and show that you are trying to become the dev that won't need them at some point in the future. (for a personal anecdote... every time I engaged our DBA I was 100% lying about my interest in being better about it.)
At the end of the day people just want to work with people that don't get on their nerves and try to do their job the best. you can get away with being a shit programmer for along time, and get paid well I might add, if the people around you like you being there.
For example. I hate SQL and shit like it. I suck at it and most places have horrendous stored procedures and shit that I don't even want to begin to learn. But if I have a ticket involving it, I will look through the sproc, write down my thoughts and how I tried to solve it , and talk to the dev about why I thought that way.
Then I'll say something like, "I thought it was this, but then I could tell it's not working and felt like I'm off in the weeds so I figured it was time to chat with someone before I wasted more time". This (as far as I can tell) always works. Though to be fair, you do have to be prepared to do that thing you learned next time.
Coworkers just want to feel like they're not being used and you're doing your best while trying to get better as well as being mildly fun to talk with. which doesn't mean being a great conversationalist.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 121 |
programmerhumor | turbo88Rex | gwc3chg | <|sols|><|sot|>Every day is like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dd858tcec5w61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You forgot the detour of looking at other jobs because you think you're too much of an unqualified moron who doesn't deserve this job. That was what I did on my lunch brake, now to try a fix that won't work before crawling under my desk to cry and wonder why I am doing this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 108 |
programmerhumor | A-Disgruntled-Snail | gwbu3u2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every day is like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dd858tcec5w61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You guys make it past number 5????<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah. Step 6. should be pour another beer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 106 |
programmerhumor | unhalfbricking | gwbr2kx | <|sols|><|sot|>Every day is like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dd858tcec5w61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imposter syndrome...
Not a programmer, but I got downsized two years ago at 45 years old. The interview I had for the job I have now was the first in my life where I didn't feel like I was wildly bullshitting in hopes of landing a job I would then figure out how to do when I got there.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 92 |
programmerhumor | fat_tire_fanatic | gwbu7ga | <|sols|><|sot|>Every day is like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dd858tcec5w61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember like 5 years ago, I was in parental leave and came back to work after being home for 7 months. I saw a big chunk of code and went like "who the hell wrote this? This is doing what I would write in like 30 lines but with a single line of code! what is this advanced shit?"
My colleague said "you did". I was adamant it wasn't me. Couldn't be. No way I could ever write something as beautiful as that. Well checked git and lo and behold. It was my code.
Thsts when I realized I don't know shit, I'm just really good at Googling.<|eor|><|sor|>Good at Googling is a true skill! Don't devalue your ambition to learn and do things efficiently.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 82 |
programmerhumor | methofthewild | gwczfgv | <|sols|><|sot|>Every day is like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dd858tcec5w61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I used to have imposter syndrome *all the time*, but later I found out it was just because I'm a bad programmer.<|eor|><|sor|>Yep this. Saying I have impostor syndrome is just me trying to make myself feel better. In fact, I actually do just suck.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 75 |
programmerhumor | jkurland | gwcifhn | <|sols|><|sot|>Every day is like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dd858tcec5w61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only it was just a typo...<|eor|><|sor|>6. Oh never mind! My flawed architecture design prevents us from fixing this bug or adding new features and were too deep to fix it!
7. Deep mental anguish.<|eor|><|sor|>\3. browse reddit to distract self from the problem
\4. read above comment
\5. go to step 2<|eor|><|sor|>Its why I'm here now<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 75 |
programmerhumor | MajorMajorObvious | gwcu8z7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every day is like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dd858tcec5w61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only it was just a typo...<|eor|><|sor|>6. Oh never mind! My flawed architecture design prevents us from fixing this bug or adding new features and were too deep to fix it!
7. Deep mental anguish.<|eor|><|sor|>* someone else's flawed architecture design prevents me from fixing this bug
* suggest architectural change
* gets shunned by architect who made the coice
* slowly gets pushed out of the department
* ends up depressed and miserable
* quits
* drinks
* gets divorced
* thinks up random service
* develops service
* finds random investor
* becomes unicorn
* gets rich
* hires lots of architects to make devs feel bad about a platform choice you made (probably while drunk)
The circle of silicon-valley life<|eor|><|sor|>You forgot the final step where you become the old dude who makes poor architecture decisions and start the loop again<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 70 |
programmerhumor | Strohhut123 | gwc8f7t | <|sols|><|sot|>Every day is like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dd858tcec5w61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You forgot the part where you try to formulate a stackoverflow question without looking like a dumb fuck.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 58 |
programmerhumor | smulikHakipod | 10xafli | <|sols|><|sot|>No one is irreplaceable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n8d65c97k2ha1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,758 |
programmerhumor | Kraldar | j7rr0g7 | <|sols|><|sot|>No one is irreplaceable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n8d65c97k2ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This post is the embodiment of "I read only headlines and have no critical thinking skills" lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,417 |
programmerhumor | aCasualGoon | j7rhe6x | <|sols|><|sot|>No one is irreplaceable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n8d65c97k2ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But can ChatGPT bring weed brownies for the entire office? I don't think so<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,872 |
programmerhumor | PrinzJuliano | j7rcuzz | <|sols|><|sot|>No one is irreplaceable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n8d65c97k2ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I tried chatGPT for programming and it is impressive. It is also impressive how incredibly useless some of the answers are when you dont know how to actually use, build and distribute the code.
And how do you know if the code does what it says if you are not already a programmer?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,374 |
programmerhumor | iGoalie | j7s3jfg | <|sols|><|sot|>No one is irreplaceable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n8d65c97k2ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This post is the embodiment of "I read only headlines and have no critical thinking skills" lol<|eor|><|sor|>For AI to replace programmers, business needs to write clear concise requirements were fine <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,825 |
programmerhumor | Davesnothere300 | j7rv6u4 | <|sols|><|sot|>No one is irreplaceable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n8d65c97k2ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Whoever comes up with this shit is obviously not a programmer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,573 |
programmerhumor | LeAlthos | j7rnlpq | <|sols|><|sot|>No one is irreplaceable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n8d65c97k2ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I tried chatGPT for programming and it is impressive. It is also impressive how incredibly useless some of the answers are when you dont know how to actually use, build and distribute the code.
And how do you know if the code does what it says if you are not already a programmer?<|eor|><|sor|>The biggest issue is that chat GPT can tell you how to write basic functions and classes, or debug a method, but that's like, the basic part of programming. It's like saying surgeons could be replaced because they found a robot that can do the first incision for cheaper. That's great but who's gonna do the rest of the work?
The hard part with programming is to have a coherent software architecture, manage dependencies, performance, discuss the intricacies of implementing features,...None of which ChatGPT comes even close to handling properly<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,460 |
programmerhumor | LeoTheBirb | j7rk8wv | <|sols|><|sot|>No one is irreplaceable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n8d65c97k2ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But can ChatGPT bring weed brownies for the entire office? I don't think so<|eor|><|sor|>Bro what office are you working in (and are they hiring)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,254 |
programmerhumor | vonabarak | j7ryazz | <|sols|><|sot|>No one is irreplaceable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n8d65c97k2ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I tried chatGPT for programming and it is impressive. It is also impressive how incredibly useless some of the answers are when you dont know how to actually use, build and distribute the code.
And how do you know if the code does what it says if you are not already a programmer?<|eor|><|sor|>The biggest issue is that chat GPT can tell you how to write basic functions and classes, or debug a method, but that's like, the basic part of programming. It's like saying surgeons could be replaced because they found a robot that can do the first incision for cheaper. That's great but who's gonna do the rest of the work?
The hard part with programming is to have a coherent software architecture, manage dependencies, performance, discuss the intricacies of implementing features,...None of which ChatGPT comes even close to handling properly<|eor|><|sor|>The main part of computer programming is zoom calls with managers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,556 |
programmerhumor | theschulk | j7rzvyj | <|sols|><|sot|>No one is irreplaceable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n8d65c97k2ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Whoever comes up with this shit is obviously not a programmer<|eor|><|sor|>Everyone is acting like the layoffs in tech are 100% programmer positions and neglecting to mention that over the last few years these companies way overhired. We have an entire agile team that outside of release planning I have no idea what they do (besides rename what we call the work in our backlog).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,072 |
programmerhumor | LikeLary | j7r7cvs | <|sols|><|sot|>No one is irreplaceable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n8d65c97k2ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>r/facepalm r/terriblefacebookmemes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 989 |
programmerhumor | BigBoyWeaver | j7rxgao | <|sols|><|sot|>No one is irreplaceable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n8d65c97k2ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This post is the embodiment of "I read only headlines and have no critical thinking skills" lol<|eor|><|sor|>Either that or "I took one online class and fell ass-backwards into a web design job but I call myself a programmer and I don't understand why I'm not already a millionaire with 100% job security!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 829 |
programmerhumor | rounced | j7sfe27 | <|sols|><|sot|>No one is irreplaceable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n8d65c97k2ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This post is the embodiment of "I read only headlines and have no critical thinking skills" lol<|eor|><|sor|>For AI to replace programmers, business needs to write clear concise requirements were fine <|eor|><|sor|>[Not XKCD, but still relevant](https://www.commitstrip.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Strip-Les-specs-cest-du-code-650-finalenglish.jpg)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 567 |
programmerhumor | Repulsive_Sand | j7s2v26 | <|sols|><|sot|>No one is irreplaceable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n8d65c97k2ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But can ChatGPT bring weed brownies for the entire office? I don't think so<|eor|><|sor|>Bro what office are you working in (and are they hiring)<|eor|><|sor|>yeah for real I need to know<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 542 |
programmerhumor | start_select | j7s9b5q | <|sols|><|sot|>No one is irreplaceable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n8d65c97k2ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I tried chatGPT for programming and it is impressive. It is also impressive how incredibly useless some of the answers are when you dont know how to actually use, build and distribute the code.
And how do you know if the code does what it says if you are not already a programmer?<|eor|><|sor|>The biggest issue is that chat GPT can tell you how to write basic functions and classes, or debug a method, but that's like, the basic part of programming. It's like saying surgeons could be replaced because they found a robot that can do the first incision for cheaper. That's great but who's gonna do the rest of the work?
The hard part with programming is to have a coherent software architecture, manage dependencies, performance, discuss the intricacies of implementing features,...None of which ChatGPT comes even close to handling properly<|eor|><|sor|>The main part of computer programming is zoom calls with managers.<|eor|><|sor|>ChatGPT gives you a poor approximation of what you say you want. A talented developer gives you a workable solution that you actually need, translated from what you want.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 403 |
programmerhumor | Kraldar | j7s0fht | <|sols|><|sot|>No one is irreplaceable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n8d65c97k2ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This post is the embodiment of "I read only headlines and have no critical thinking skills" lol<|eor|><|sor|>Either that or "I took one online class and fell ass-backwards into a web design job but I call myself a programmer and I don't understand why I'm not already a millionaire with 100% job security!"<|eor|><|sor|>"learn to code" has been a disaster for the profession<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 395 |
programmerhumor | DoDrugsMakeMoney | j7sxvuo | <|sols|><|sot|>No one is irreplaceable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n8d65c97k2ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But can ChatGPT bring weed brownies for the entire office? I don't think so<|eor|><|sor|>Bro what office are you working in (and are they hiring)<|eor|><|sor|>yeah for real I need to know<|eor|><|sor|>I need to be hired for obvious name related reasons.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 371 |
programmerhumor | No_Carpet7125 | j7rul7e | <|sols|><|sot|>No one is irreplaceable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n8d65c97k2ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But can ChatGPT bring weed brownies for the entire office? I don't think so<|eor|><|sor|>You work in an office? What is this 2019?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 328 |
programmerhumor | yousirnaime | j7s2ksa | <|sols|><|sot|>No one is irreplaceable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n8d65c97k2ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I tried chatGPT for programming and it is impressive. It is also impressive how incredibly useless some of the answers are when you dont know how to actually use, build and distribute the code.
And how do you know if the code does what it says if you are not already a programmer?<|eor|><|sor|>The biggest issue is that chat GPT can tell you how to write basic functions and classes, or debug a method, but that's like, the basic part of programming. It's like saying surgeons could be replaced because they found a robot that can do the first incision for cheaper. That's great but who's gonna do the rest of the work?
The hard part with programming is to have a coherent software architecture, manage dependencies, performance, discuss the intricacies of implementing features,...None of which ChatGPT comes even close to handling properly<|eor|><|sor|>ChatGPT, across all of it's answers, is like a super-confident third-year university student. It knows stuff and it has opinions. It has skills. It can contribute. And if you trust it with a production environment - it will destroy your business in a fully automated fashion.
It's a brilliant tool, and in the hands of a professional, it will make a skilled worker more efficient.
In much the same way a CNC machine can create hundreds of parts - or destroy hundreds of thousands of dollars of materials, ChatGPT writes a LOT of code quickly.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 306 |
programmerhumor | Longenuity | j7s03k7 | <|sols|><|sot|>No one is irreplaceable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n8d65c97k2ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But can ChatGPT bring weed brownies for the entire office? I don't think so<|eor|><|sor|>You work in an office? What is this 2019?<|eor|><|sor|>Turns out they work from home and just eat weed brownies sometimes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 300 |
programmerhumor | Soheibo | a8f90g | <|sols|><|sot|>Everytime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1c04384clp521.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,689 |
programmerhumor | SF_Engineer_Dude | eca9bzq | <|sols|><|sot|>Everytime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1c04384clp521.png<|eol|><|sor|>Then, the 18 months it takes you to get from from .08 to .04:
"FML, this is all a cruel joke!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,687 |
programmerhumor | froemijojo | eca9epn | <|sols|><|sot|>Everytime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1c04384clp521.png<|eol|><|sor|>git commit -m 'changed sleep from 2s to 0.08s'<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 975 |
programmerhumor | SexyMonad | ecacf7p | <|sols|><|sot|>Everytime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1c04384clp521.png<|eol|><|sor|>Then, the 18 months it takes you to get from from .08 to .04:
"FML, this is all a cruel joke!"<|eor|><|sor|>Haha yeah right. You know some new requirement came in during that time that makes it 3s.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 847 |
programmerhumor | therealchadius | ecacugm | <|sols|><|sot|>Everytime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1c04384clp521.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Oh hey, this search algorithm adds already checked paths, oops!"
\*Runtime improves by 1000 fold and doesn't hang sometimes in an infinite loop\*
"I AM A GENIUS!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 774 |
programmerhumor | boredcircuits | eca9z7h | <|sols|><|sot|>Everytime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1c04384clp521.png<|eol|><|sor|>I've done this twice now. About 6 years ago I reduced a process that was estimated to take 2-3 weeks running nonstop (along with a ton of glitches and errors, which is why I was originally looking at it) to about 5-10 minutes. And then just last week on a completely unrelated program I reduced the execution time by a factor of about 2000 (while, again, being more correct).
Feels good, man.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 666 |
programmerhumor | a_slay_nub | ecaa90q | <|sols|><|sot|>Everytime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1c04384clp521.png<|eol|><|sor|>I've done this twice now. About 6 years ago I reduced a process that was estimated to take 2-3 weeks running nonstop (along with a ton of glitches and errors, which is why I was originally looking at it) to about 5-10 minutes. And then just last week on a completely unrelated program I reduced the execution time by a factor of about 2000 (while, again, being more correct).
Feels good, man.<|eor|><|sor|>I have gone from:
7 minutes to 0.037 seconds
1 hour to 0.33 seconds
3 days to 10 seconds
on different programs while improving the performance of all of them. It's so fun ( :<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 475 |
programmerhumor | Rogocraft | ecagkyr | <|sols|><|sot|>Everytime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1c04384clp521.png<|eol|><|sor|>Then, the 18 months it takes you to get from from .08 to .04:
"FML, this is all a cruel joke!"<|eor|><|sor|>Haha yeah right. You know some new requirement came in during that time that makes it 3s.<|eor|><|sor|>I prefer to just ignore those
apt-get autoremove
are you sure you wanna delete your kernel?
yes, do has I say!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 412 |
programmerhumor | Loreasz | ecadxra | <|sols|><|sot|>Everytime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1c04384clp521.png<|eol|><|sor|>When you overclock your CPU so you can fry eggs on it.<|eor|><|sor|>You must have an intel. <|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, AMD does that with stock clocks. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 383 |
programmerhumor | SoylentOrange | ecai0em | <|sols|><|sot|>Everytime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1c04384clp521.png<|eol|><|sor|>Then, the 18 months it takes you to get from from .08 to .04:
"FML, this is all a cruel joke!"<|eor|><|sor|>>> Reduce execution time from 2 min to 0.08 seconds
>> Remember supervisors' asinine tendancies
>> Add an intentional 40 second delay in program
>> "Look boss! I got her running faster"
>> Reduce 40 second delay by half every few patches<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 369 |
programmerhumor | Eckish | ecaic13 | <|sols|><|sot|>Everytime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1c04384clp521.png<|eol|><|sor|>git commit -m 'changed sleep from 2s to 0.08s'<|eor|><|sor|>Reminds me of the lead game programmer that used to reserve 2MB of memory at the start of a project and then miraculously 'find' more memory at the end of the project during the final optimization crunch.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 323 |
programmerhumor | dangerdave17 | ecadse1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Everytime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1c04384clp521.png<|eol|><|sor|>When you overclock your CPU so you can fry eggs on it.<|eor|><|sor|>You must have an intel. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 308 |
programmerhumor | ihsw | ecajrg6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Everytime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1c04384clp521.png<|eol|><|sor|>git commit -m 'changed sleep from 2s to 0.08s'<|eor|><|sor|>Reminds me of the lead game programmer that used to reserve 2MB of memory at the start of a project and then miraculously 'find' more memory at the end of the project during the final optimization crunch.<|eor|><|sor|>This technique is as old as the god damned dirt.
And also I have *intentionally* slowed down progress bars because I thought users would think it's too fast. You read that right.
It shipped to production and when I cracked a joke about it, my tech lead overheard and told me to "delete that fucking shit" and never pull a stunt like that again.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 290 |
programmerhumor | ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW | ecapgh1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Everytime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1c04384clp521.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Oh hey, this search algorithm adds already checked paths, oops!"
\*Runtime improves by 1000 fold and doesn't hang sometimes in an infinite loop\*
"I AM A GENIUS!"<|eor|><|sor|>"This is scheduled to run on Monday, that's when everything else runs. What if I schedule it to Tuesday."
\*11 hour runtime to 3 hour runtime\*
"Oh yeah, I just went through and optimized all of the queries, no big deal"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 286 |
programmerhumor | omer8882 | eca8v9x | <|sols|><|sot|>Everytime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1c04384clp521.png<|eol|><|sor|>Programming is a big bowl of wobbly wobbly code-y wode-y stuff...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 227 |
programmerhumor | _400poundGorilla | ecagjo0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Everytime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1c04384clp521.png<|eol|><|sor|>When you overclock your CPU so you can fry eggs on it.<|eor|><|sor|>You must have an intel. <|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, AMD does that with stock clocks. <|eor|><|sor|>r/inteyyl<|eor|><|sor|>You have been banned from /r/AyyMD <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 194 |
programmerhumor | mttdesignz | ecadj8n | <|sols|><|sot|>Everytime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1c04384clp521.png<|eol|><|sor|>I've done this twice now. About 6 years ago I reduced a process that was estimated to take 2-3 weeks running nonstop (along with a ton of glitches and errors, which is why I was originally looking at it) to about 5-10 minutes. And then just last week on a completely unrelated program I reduced the execution time by a factor of about 2000 (while, again, being more correct).
Feels good, man.<|eor|><|sor|>I have gone from:
7 minutes to 0.037 seconds
1 hour to 0.33 seconds
3 days to 10 seconds
on different programs while improving the performance of all of them. It's so fun ( :<|eor|><|sor|>I had to argue for an hour+ about a query taking too long... execution time: 0.04s network time: 2.54s ...25 pcs connected + the server with 5gb of RAM ,all on the same connection was the reason.
"add some indexes!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 179 |
programmerhumor | Emeraldis_ | ecatwlp | <|sols|><|sot|>Everytime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1c04384clp521.png<|eol|><|sor|>git commit -m 'changed sleep from 2s to 0.08s'<|eor|><|sor|>Reminds me of the lead game programmer that used to reserve 2MB of memory at the start of a project and then miraculously 'find' more memory at the end of the project during the final optimization crunch.<|eor|><|sor|>This technique is as old as the god damned dirt.
And also I have *intentionally* slowed down progress bars because I thought users would think it's too fast. You read that right.
It shipped to production and when I cracked a joke about it, my tech lead overheard and told me to "delete that fucking shit" and never pull a stunt like that again.<|eor|><|sor|>You're not wrong though, a friend works for a bank that does online loan approval. When they let the background check cross reference in real time it's so fast people don't believe they checked anything and are inflating their interest rate. Their loan acceptance rate improved dramatically when they set longer run times and fancy graphics stating they were checking this or that. <|eor|><|sor|>>fancy graphics stating they were checking this or that.
Reticulating splines
Constructing additional pylons
Ok, your loan is approved!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 178 |
programmerhumor | MitchDizzle | ecakyqf | <|sols|><|sot|>Everytime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1c04384clp521.png<|eol|><|sor|>git commit -m 'changed sleep from 2s to 0.08s'<|eor|><|sor|>Reminds me of the lead game programmer that used to reserve 2MB of memory at the start of a project and then miraculously 'find' more memory at the end of the project during the final optimization crunch.<|eor|><|sor|>This technique is as old as the god damned dirt.
And also I have *intentionally* slowed down progress bars because I thought users would think it's too fast. You read that right.
It shipped to production and when I cracked a joke about it, my tech lead overheard and told me to "delete that fucking shit" and never pull a stunt like that again.<|eor|><|sor|>I did this too in game design class back in highschool, I thought wow this is unnaturally fast, I need something to look at between the screen to act as a pause between pressing play and the game itself. So i made a scene which literally just waited 5 seconds but didn't do a loading bar like at a linear pace, randomly it would pause for like 1-3 seconds then continue or just randomly shoot to the finish.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 168 |
programmerhumor | planetofthemapes15 | ecaelez | <|sols|><|sot|>Everytime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1c04384clp521.png<|eol|><|sor|>Recently I was working on a NP-hard non-convex, nonlinear optimization problem.
- First algorithm: ran 36 hours, no solution.
- Second algorithm: 50 minutes to feasible solution, non-optimal.
- Third algorithm: 2 minutes, optimal solution.
Feels good man.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 161 |
programmerhumor | mb557x | u4wvom | <|sols|><|sot|>No Code, No Bug.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wusn4963yvt81.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,662 |
programmerhumor | StoneColdJane | i4yghag | <|sols|><|sot|>No Code, No Bug.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wusn4963yvt81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Senior: "How did you fix it, bud?"
Junior: "I commented it out"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,099 |
programmerhumor | Jomibu | i4ypqzz | <|sols|><|sot|>No Code, No Bug.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wusn4963yvt81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Senior: "How did you fix it, bud?"
Junior: "I commented it out"<|eor|><|sor|>This happened last week...
Except it was me the Senior telling the junior to comment out my own code that I developed a year ago and couldn't remember the original purpose.<|eor|><|sor|>When I wrote this code, only God and I knew what it did. Now? Only God<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,110 |
programmerhumor | jrystrawman | i4ylvl2 | <|sols|><|sot|>No Code, No Bug.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wusn4963yvt81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Senior: "How did you fix it, bud?"
Junior: "I commented it out"<|eor|><|sor|>This happened last week...
Except it was me the Senior telling the junior to comment out my own code that I developed a year ago and couldn't remember the original purpose.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 979 |
programmerhumor | Constant_Parfait_410 | i4yfpwz | <|sols|><|sot|>No Code, No Bug.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wusn4963yvt81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Sometimes my genius is almost frightening<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 638 |
programmerhumor | Achaidas | i4ywqif | <|sols|><|sot|>No Code, No Bug.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wusn4963yvt81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Senior: "How did you fix it, bud?"
Junior: "I commented it out"<|eor|><|sor|>This happened last week...
Except it was me the Senior telling the junior to comment out my own code that I developed a year ago and couldn't remember the original purpose.<|eor|><|sor|>When I wrote this code, only God and I knew what it did. Now? Only God<|eor|><|sor|>This will now be my de facto comment when removing bits and pieces lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 238 |
programmerhumor | LuxeCraze | i4yics5 | <|sols|><|sot|>No Code, No Bug.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wusn4963yvt81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>"I'm something of a software engineer too you know"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 204 |
programmerhumor | SaintNewts | i4yqhkp | <|sols|><|sot|>No Code, No Bug.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wusn4963yvt81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Sometimes my genius is almost frightening<|eor|><|sor|>You have to try not to program too clever for yourself. If you do, write a book in the comments about what exactly it does and how it does it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 191 |
programmerhumor | Nerdn1 | i4zf6yt | <|sols|><|sot|>No Code, No Bug.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wusn4963yvt81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Senior: "How did you fix it, bud?"
Junior: "I commented it out"<|eor|><|sor|>This happened last week...
Except it was me the Senior telling the junior to comment out my own code that I developed a year ago and couldn't remember the original purpose.<|eor|><|sor|>When I wrote this code, only God and I knew what it did. Now? Only God<|eor|><|sor|>God: "Don't look at me. I didn't write that garbage."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 159 |
programmerhumor | neos7m | i4yw79t | <|sols|><|sot|>No Code, No Bug.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wusn4963yvt81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My boss jokingly told this to an employee once. "If it doesn't compile, just delete it!"
She deleted so much code that we used her name to create a verb meaning "deleting code that doesn't compile". She was fired shortly after.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 145 |
programmerhumor | UltraCarnivore | i4ytlj8 | <|sols|><|sot|>No Code, No Bug.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wusn4963yvt81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Senior: "How did you fix it, bud?"
Junior: "I commented it out"<|eor|><|sor|>This happened last week...
Except it was me the Senior telling the junior to comment out my own code that I developed a year ago and couldn't remember the original purpose.<|eor|><|sor|>You are forgiven as long as you're also not one of those who loudly proclaim that
> *tHe CoDe Is ThE dOcUmEnTaTiOn*<|eor|><|sor|>Dev: the code is the documentation
The code: lasciate ogni speranza voi ch'entrate<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 131 |
programmerhumor | lonestar-rasbryjamco | i4yqv09 | <|sols|><|sot|>No Code, No Bug.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wusn4963yvt81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Senior: "How did you fix it, bud?"
Junior: "I commented it out"<|eor|><|sor|>This happened last week...
Except it was me the Senior telling the junior to comment out my own code that I developed a year ago and couldn't remember the original purpose.<|eor|><|sor|>You are forgiven as long as you're also not one of those who loudly proclaim that
> *tHe CoDe Is ThE dOcUmEnTaTiOn*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 111 |
programmerhumor | toTheNewLife | i4yyitm | <|sols|><|sot|>No Code, No Bug.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wusn4963yvt81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Knew a guy who fixed a bug once by deleting the troublesome record from the data.
'Fixed' the bug. Production completed. User noticed the missing revenue straight away the next morning.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 106 |
programmerhumor | Quirky_Independent_3 | i4ysckv | <|sols|><|sot|>No Code, No Bug.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wusn4963yvt81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>you can't have errors
if your code doesn't exist
youcantifyoudon't.jpg<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 101 |
programmerhumor | UltraCarnivore | i4z1zn1 | <|sols|><|sot|>No Code, No Bug.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wusn4963yvt81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Senior: "How did you fix it, bud?"
Junior: "I commented it out"<|eor|><|sor|>This happened last week...
Except it was me the Senior telling the junior to comment out my own code that I developed a year ago and couldn't remember the original purpose.<|eor|><|sor|>You are forgiven as long as you're also not one of those who loudly proclaim that
> *tHe CoDe Is ThE dOcUmEnTaTiOn*<|eor|><|sor|>Dev: the code is the documentation
The code: lasciate ogni speranza voi ch'entrate<|eor|><|sor|>Had a colleague in a research group who was Chinese. He wrote scripts for the group to use... with the code commented in Chinese.<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, learning a new language is inside the scope for software development jobs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 91 |
programmerhumor | RapidCatLauncher | i4z10kn | <|sols|><|sot|>No Code, No Bug.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wusn4963yvt81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Senior: "How did you fix it, bud?"
Junior: "I commented it out"<|eor|><|sor|>This happened last week...
Except it was me the Senior telling the junior to comment out my own code that I developed a year ago and couldn't remember the original purpose.<|eor|><|sor|>You are forgiven as long as you're also not one of those who loudly proclaim that
> *tHe CoDe Is ThE dOcUmEnTaTiOn*<|eor|><|sor|>Dev: the code is the documentation
The code: lasciate ogni speranza voi ch'entrate<|eor|><|sor|>Had a colleague in a research group who was Chinese. He wrote scripts for the group to use... with the code commented in Chinese.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 78 |
programmerhumor | OskeeWootWoot | i4z0o0r | <|sols|><|sot|>No Code, No Bug.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wusn4963yvt81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My boss jokingly told this to an employee once. "If it doesn't compile, just delete it!"
She deleted so much code that we used her name to create a verb meaning "deleting code that doesn't compile". She was fired shortly after.<|eor|><|sor|>You might say that she didn't compile, so she was deleted.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 66 |
programmerhumor | Aurori_Swe | i4yxxnx | <|sols|><|sot|>No Code, No Bug.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wusn4963yvt81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Sometimes my genius is almost frightening<|eor|><|sor|>You have to try not to program too clever for yourself. If you do, write a book in the comments about what exactly it does and how it does it.<|eor|><|sor|>This is an issue for me, I'm self taught in the game, now leading a team of developers both internal and external. I've never had any training at all in coding (except one PHP course in like highschool) so I have absolutely no idea of what I'm actually doing. I understand code and I can make stuff work so adapting to others structure isn't a problem but I feel bad when I hand over code that I've originally written for something I did as a test and hand it over to our "real" coders since I fear my code will be messy for them to understand.
Talked a bit with my wife about this earlier this week because I often have to code things out external teams says can't be done and so far I've always found a solution to it. So I told my wife that since I don't really know the limitations of the code I have no issues getting it to work, because I can find a way to the goal that may be a bit unconventional but it will do what it was supposed to, but it won't be pretty<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 63 |
programmerhumor | CiroGarcia | i4zb3vs | <|sols|><|sot|>No Code, No Bug.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wusn4963yvt81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My boss jokingly told this to an employee once. "If it doesn't compile, just delete it!"
She deleted so much code that we used her name to create a verb meaning "deleting code that doesn't compile". She was fired shortly after.<|eor|><|sor|>If she was an intern or junior, that's the kind of joke you don't make though.<|eor|><|sor|>She was a junior but she had a degree in IT. I have no idea how she got it if she can't even understand that it was a joke.<|eor|><|sor|>If you're new to a workplace, and your boss tell you to so something, you don't question it too much because they probably know more about the thing than you do (not only about a coding job), so I can understand how a joke so simple went over her head. If you've been there for a long time and you have gotten to know the people around you, then you can easily identify if they're giving you a fake order as a joke<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 61 |
programmerhumor | visible_sack | i4z7prk | <|sols|><|sot|>No Code, No Bug.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wusn4963yvt81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My boss jokingly told this to an employee once. "If it doesn't compile, just delete it!"
She deleted so much code that we used her name to create a verb meaning "deleting code that doesn't compile". She was fired shortly after.<|eor|><|sor|>If she was an intern or junior, that's the kind of joke you don't make though.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 58 |
programmerhumor | ChubAndTuckJedi | kkqbfz | <|sols|><|sot|>Sounds like 2020 right before the holidays to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fova2u8nl761.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,659 |
programmerhumor | throwawayHiddenUnknw | gh3u2nt | <|sols|><|sot|>Sounds like 2020 right before the holidays to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fova2u8nl761.png<|eol|><|sor|>It is not an escape room. It is a cubicle and my job.
Edit: Thank you all for the rewards. :)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,892 |
programmerhumor | DesiresQuiet | gh40y9o | <|sols|><|sot|>Sounds like 2020 right before the holidays to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fova2u8nl761.png<|eol|><|sor|>You have to drive into the office,
Its snowing,
The Novell network went down,
Its Christmas,
Nobody gets paid if that batch doesnt run,
You just dropped two tabs of acid.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 744 |
programmerhumor | Mc_UsernameTaken | gh40k7l | <|sols|><|sot|>Sounds like 2020 right before the holidays to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fova2u8nl761.png<|eol|><|sor|>It is not an escape room. It is a cubicle and my job.
Edit: Thank you all for the rewards. :)<|eor|><|sor|>What are your sins, and why do god hate you this much?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 712 |
programmerhumor | MegaDeth6666 | gh3zqim | <|sols|><|sot|>Sounds like 2020 right before the holidays to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fova2u8nl761.png<|eol|><|sor|>Need to add:
\- you are working remote.
\- you use a remote controlled roomba to track the post-it notes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 563 |
programmerhumor | Raregan | gh45xm1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sounds like 2020 right before the holidays to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fova2u8nl761.png<|eol|><|sor|>It is not an escape room. It is a cubicle and my job.
Edit: Thank you all for the rewards. :)<|eor|><|sor|>Stop flexing with your cubicle. I'm here stuck with an free desk, open plan, office where everyone stops and talks to me every 3 milliseconds and I'm not allowed any personal items on my desk.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 447 |
programmerhumor | Zagerer | gh43i62 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sounds like 2020 right before the holidays to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fova2u8nl761.png<|eol|><|sor|>It is not an escape room. It is a cubicle and my job.
Edit: Thank you all for the rewards. :)<|eor|><|sor|>What are your sins, and why do god hate you this much?<|eor|><|sor|>They're being haunted by the ghost of past `git push -f`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 422 |
programmerhumor | Apsalar28 | gh44mqa | <|sols|><|sot|>Sounds like 2020 right before the holidays to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fova2u8nl761.png<|eol|><|sor|>For hard mode you have 2 project managers, the customer's help desk manager and your CIO who wrote the very first version in VB6 20 years ago all on a Teams call helping you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 247 |
programmerhumor | CrepuscularSoul | gh4a7mv | <|sols|><|sot|>Sounds like 2020 right before the holidays to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fova2u8nl761.png<|eol|><|sor|>It is not an escape room. It is a cubicle and my job.
Edit: Thank you all for the rewards. :)<|eor|><|sor|>What are your sins, and why do god hate you this much?<|eor|><|sor|>They're being haunted by the ghost of past `git push -f`<|eor|><|sor|>alias yolo="git commit -am 'Deal with it' && git push -f origin master"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 232 |
programmerhumor | EccentricHubris | gh470t6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sounds like 2020 right before the holidays to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fova2u8nl761.png<|eol|><|sor|>Walfie???? As in the artist of smol ame?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 230 |
programmerhumor | dicemonger | gh4bujb | <|sols|><|sot|>Sounds like 2020 right before the holidays to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fova2u8nl761.png<|eol|><|sor|>Need to add:
\- you are working remote.
\- you use a remote controlled roomba to track the post-it notes.<|eor|><|sor|>Huh.. remote escape rooms.
- Log in from home, navigate drones around.
- The task/puzzle is data-based. You can find the data around the room, though some may require creative use of the drone(s).
- If you manage to tip a drone over, you can ping a member of the staff to enter the room and get it upright again. However, it might take five minutes or so for someone to be available, so better try to avoid that.
- You'll need to search online for some of the information needed for the puzzle.
- Solve bonus tasks to get achievements.
Not gonna lie. I've already started looking for wifi-controlled robots in another tab.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 211 |
programmerhumor | agarwaen163 | gh41yli | <|sols|><|sot|>Sounds like 2020 right before the holidays to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fova2u8nl761.png<|eol|><|sor|>so half an hour to setup Minecraft on the production aws kubernetes instances and half an hour to die three times on hardcore
let the juniors handle the critical thing..<|eor|><|sor|>Am junior, can confirm<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 180 |
programmerhumor | bigorangemachine | gh489b9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sounds like 2020 right before the holidays to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fova2u8nl761.png<|eol|><|sor|>You have to drive into the office,
Its snowing,
The Novell network went down,
Its Christmas,
Nobody gets paid if that batch doesnt run,
You just dropped two tabs of acid.<|eor|><|sor|>Similar story but POST SLA window (by 24hrs) and 5 strong beers... the phone rings and its your co-pager and he doesn't know what todo<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 174 |
programmerhumor | Feynt | gh4fgn4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sounds like 2020 right before the holidays to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fova2u8nl761.png<|eol|><|sor|>You have to drive into the office,
Its snowing,
The Novell network went down,
Its Christmas,
Nobody gets paid if that batch doesnt run,
You just dropped two tabs of acid.<|eor|><|sor|>Similar story but POST SLA window (by 24hrs) and 5 strong beers... the phone rings and its your co-pager and he doesn't know what todo<|eor|><|sor|>"Imma level whicha bud. I *miiiiiiiiiight* be 5 beers into a great night. I say might, cuz I lost count af'er my friend passed out. I see an empty carton across the room too, so we mighta done some pre-drinkin' before gettin' to th' good stuff. Bu' hey, izza holiday! I dun needa be sober, you do. Hav-have a good one. Chrismus I mean. I dun mean beer, that'd be irresp-... irres... Bad, it'd be bad fer you. Night man, Imma finish this third beer an' prolly head to be-\*click\*"
- Drunk me on Holiday Time, not giving a fuck<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 168 |
programmerhumor | xieve | gh4d7p4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sounds like 2020 right before the holidays to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fova2u8nl761.png<|eol|><|sor|>It is not an escape room. It is a cubicle and my job.
Edit: Thank you all for the rewards. :)<|eor|><|sor|>What are your sins, and why do god hate you this much?<|eor|><|sor|>They're being haunted by the ghost of past `git push -f`<|eor|><|sor|>alias yolo="git commit -am 'Deal with it' && git push -f origin master"<|eor|><|sor|>`&&`? You mean`;`.<|eor|><|sor|>&& works in bash, use it all the time.<|eor|><|sor|>The difference is that && only executes when the first command returned 0, because if not, it doesn't have to evaluate any further expression to return a non-zero code. Hence using a semicolon instead makes sure you push no matter what in this scenario, which could arguably make things even worse.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 133 |
programmerhumor | moros84 | gh479s9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sounds like 2020 right before the holidays to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fova2u8nl761.png<|eol|><|sor|>It is not an escape room. It is a cubicle and my job.
Edit: Thank you all for the rewards. :)<|eor|><|sor|>What are your sins, and why do god hate you this much?<|eor|><|sor|>I once solved a prod issue for a legacy code.<|eor|><|sor|>You solved it - you're the expert now. That's how it works... <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 109 |
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