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programmerhumor | Beautiful_Feed2814 | ikxi6qy | <|sols|><|sot|>Me and my siblings are all into technical fields , quite relatable to me <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/96jx653vfni91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You guys are able to get paid?<|eor|><|soopr|>We are all grown up , not children anymore. We live in the same apartment and we split our bills .<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoft... | 76 |
programmerhumor | Beautiful_Feed2814 | ikxiex3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Me and my siblings are all into technical fields , quite relatable to me <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/96jx653vfni91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>It's building your kids for the future so that they don't remain broke without any skills<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 66 |
programmerhumor | infinityislikehuge | ikyyw1g | <|sols|><|sot|>Me and my siblings are all into technical fields , quite relatable to me <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/96jx653vfni91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One of my goals in life is to have enough kids to have my own dev team and I can just pass my tickets off to them.<|eor|><|sor|>Having genius sibling was a blessing grow... | 63 |
programmerhumor | nitr0gen_ | n19c2w | <|sols|><|sot|>Every day is like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dd858tcec5w61.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,827 |
programmerhumor | gtgski | gwbynd6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every day is like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dd858tcec5w61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only it was just a typo...<|eor|><|sor|>6. Oh never mind! My flawed architecture design prevents us from fixing this bug or adding new features and were too deep to fix it!
7. Deep mental anguish.<|eor|><|eols|><|end... | 1,415 |
programmerhumor | send_me_moist_memez | gwbmrng | <|sols|><|sot|>Every day is like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dd858tcec5w61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only it was just a typo...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,384 |
programmerhumor | schmidlidev | gwc01ze | <|sols|><|sot|>Every day is like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dd858tcec5w61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only it was just a typo...<|eor|><|sor|>6. Oh never mind! My flawed architecture design prevents us from fixing this bug or adding new features and were too deep to fix it!
7. Deep mental anguish.<|eor|><|sor|>\3. br... | 461 |
programmerhumor | TheseVirginEars | gwbowx4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every day is like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dd858tcec5w61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You guys make it past number 5????<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 415 |
programmerhumor | dafirstman | gwchj5l | <|sols|><|sot|>Every day is like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dd858tcec5w61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I used to have imposter syndrome *all the time*, but later I found out it was just because I'm a bad programmer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 357 |
programmerhumor | notABadGuy3 | gwbkyh9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every day is like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dd858tcec5w61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You missed out the proving its nothing wrong on your teams end and must be X teams issue now but X team refuses it's their fault despite you proving it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 212 |
programmerhumor | badguy84 | gwcc2dt | <|sols|><|sot|>Every day is like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dd858tcec5w61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only it was just a typo...<|eor|><|sor|>6. Oh never mind! My flawed architecture design prevents us from fixing this bug or adding new features and were too deep to fix it!
7. Deep mental anguish.<|eor|><|sor|>* some... | 198 |
programmerhumor | MazzukaMy | gwbs52u | <|sols|><|sot|>Every day is like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dd858tcec5w61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember like 5 years ago, I was in parental leave and came back to work after being home for 7 months. I saw a big chunk of code and went like "who the hell wrote this? This is doing what I would write in like 30 line... | 157 |
programmerhumor | NerdyTimesOrWhatever | gwcmg8k | <|sols|><|sot|>Every day is like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dd858tcec5w61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only it was just a typo...<|eor|><|sor|>6. Oh never mind! My flawed architecture design prevents us from fixing this bug or adding new features and were too deep to fix it!
7. Deep mental anguish.<|eor|><|sor|>\3. br... | 123 |
programmerhumor | prefredreh | gwbtbfe | <|sols|><|sot|>Every day is like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dd858tcec5w61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I like that it starts at 0<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 122 |
programmerhumor | too_much_to_do | gwczl33 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every day is like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dd858tcec5w61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I used to have imposter syndrome *all the time*, but later I found out it was just because I'm a bad programmer.<|eor|><|sor|>What happened then?<|eor|><|sor|>You just accept it and rely heavily on your soft skills and d... | 122 |
programmerhumor | too_much_to_do | gwdiz71 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every day is like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dd858tcec5w61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I used to have imposter syndrome *all the time*, but later I found out it was just because I'm a bad programmer.<|eor|><|sor|>What happened then?<|eor|><|sor|>You just accept it and rely heavily on your soft skills and d... | 121 |
programmerhumor | turbo88Rex | gwc3chg | <|sols|><|sot|>Every day is like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dd858tcec5w61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You forgot the detour of looking at other jobs because you think you're too much of an unqualified moron who doesn't deserve this job. That was what I did on my lunch brake, now to try a fix that won't work before crawli... | 108 |
programmerhumor | A-Disgruntled-Snail | gwbu3u2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every day is like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dd858tcec5w61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You guys make it past number 5????<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah. Step 6. should be pour another beer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 106 |
programmerhumor | unhalfbricking | gwbr2kx | <|sols|><|sot|>Every day is like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dd858tcec5w61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imposter syndrome...
Not a programmer, but I got downsized two years ago at 45 years old. The interview I had for the job I have now was the first in my life where I didn't feel like I was wildly bullshitting in hopes ... | 92 |
programmerhumor | fat_tire_fanatic | gwbu7ga | <|sols|><|sot|>Every day is like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dd858tcec5w61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember like 5 years ago, I was in parental leave and came back to work after being home for 7 months. I saw a big chunk of code and went like "who the hell wrote this? This is doing what I would write in like 30 line... | 82 |
programmerhumor | methofthewild | gwczfgv | <|sols|><|sot|>Every day is like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dd858tcec5w61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I used to have imposter syndrome *all the time*, but later I found out it was just because I'm a bad programmer.<|eor|><|sor|>Yep this. Saying I have impostor syndrome is just me trying to make myself feel better. In fac... | 75 |
programmerhumor | jkurland | gwcifhn | <|sols|><|sot|>Every day is like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dd858tcec5w61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only it was just a typo...<|eor|><|sor|>6. Oh never mind! My flawed architecture design prevents us from fixing this bug or adding new features and were too deep to fix it!
7. Deep mental anguish.<|eor|><|sor|>\3. br... | 75 |
programmerhumor | MajorMajorObvious | gwcu8z7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every day is like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dd858tcec5w61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only it was just a typo...<|eor|><|sor|>6. Oh never mind! My flawed architecture design prevents us from fixing this bug or adding new features and were too deep to fix it!
7. Deep mental anguish.<|eor|><|sor|>* some... | 70 |
programmerhumor | Strohhut123 | gwc8f7t | <|sols|><|sot|>Every day is like this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dd858tcec5w61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You forgot the part where you try to formulate a stackoverflow question without looking like a dumb fuck.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 58 |
programmerhumor | smulikHakipod | 10xafli | <|sols|><|sot|>No one is irreplaceable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n8d65c97k2ha1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,758 |
programmerhumor | Kraldar | j7rr0g7 | <|sols|><|sot|>No one is irreplaceable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n8d65c97k2ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This post is the embodiment of "I read only headlines and have no critical thinking skills" lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,417 |
programmerhumor | aCasualGoon | j7rhe6x | <|sols|><|sot|>No one is irreplaceable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n8d65c97k2ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But can ChatGPT bring weed brownies for the entire office? I don't think so<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,872 |
programmerhumor | PrinzJuliano | j7rcuzz | <|sols|><|sot|>No one is irreplaceable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n8d65c97k2ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I tried chatGPT for programming and it is impressive. It is also impressive how incredibly useless some of the answers are when you dont know how to actually use, build and distribute the code.
And how do you know if ... | 3,374 |
programmerhumor | iGoalie | j7s3jfg | <|sols|><|sot|>No one is irreplaceable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n8d65c97k2ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This post is the embodiment of "I read only headlines and have no critical thinking skills" lol<|eor|><|sor|>For AI to replace programmers, business needs to write clear concise requirements were fine <|eor|><|eols|><|e... | 2,825 |
programmerhumor | Davesnothere300 | j7rv6u4 | <|sols|><|sot|>No one is irreplaceable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n8d65c97k2ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Whoever comes up with this shit is obviously not a programmer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,573 |
programmerhumor | LeAlthos | j7rnlpq | <|sols|><|sot|>No one is irreplaceable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n8d65c97k2ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I tried chatGPT for programming and it is impressive. It is also impressive how incredibly useless some of the answers are when you dont know how to actually use, build and distribute the code.
And how do you know if ... | 2,460 |
programmerhumor | LeoTheBirb | j7rk8wv | <|sols|><|sot|>No one is irreplaceable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n8d65c97k2ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But can ChatGPT bring weed brownies for the entire office? I don't think so<|eor|><|sor|>Bro what office are you working in (and are they hiring)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,254 |
programmerhumor | vonabarak | j7ryazz | <|sols|><|sot|>No one is irreplaceable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n8d65c97k2ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I tried chatGPT for programming and it is impressive. It is also impressive how incredibly useless some of the answers are when you dont know how to actually use, build and distribute the code.
And how do you know if ... | 1,556 |
programmerhumor | theschulk | j7rzvyj | <|sols|><|sot|>No one is irreplaceable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n8d65c97k2ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Whoever comes up with this shit is obviously not a programmer<|eor|><|sor|>Everyone is acting like the layoffs in tech are 100% programmer positions and neglecting to mention that over the last few years these companies... | 1,072 |
programmerhumor | LikeLary | j7r7cvs | <|sols|><|sot|>No one is irreplaceable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n8d65c97k2ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>r/facepalm r/terriblefacebookmemes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 989 |
programmerhumor | BigBoyWeaver | j7rxgao | <|sols|><|sot|>No one is irreplaceable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n8d65c97k2ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This post is the embodiment of "I read only headlines and have no critical thinking skills" lol<|eor|><|sor|>Either that or "I took one online class and fell ass-backwards into a web design job but I call myself a progr... | 829 |
programmerhumor | rounced | j7sfe27 | <|sols|><|sot|>No one is irreplaceable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n8d65c97k2ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This post is the embodiment of "I read only headlines and have no critical thinking skills" lol<|eor|><|sor|>For AI to replace programmers, business needs to write clear concise requirements were fine <|eor|><|sor|>[Not... | 567 |
programmerhumor | Repulsive_Sand | j7s2v26 | <|sols|><|sot|>No one is irreplaceable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n8d65c97k2ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But can ChatGPT bring weed brownies for the entire office? I don't think so<|eor|><|sor|>Bro what office are you working in (and are they hiring)<|eor|><|sor|>yeah for real I need to know<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 542 |
programmerhumor | start_select | j7s9b5q | <|sols|><|sot|>No one is irreplaceable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n8d65c97k2ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I tried chatGPT for programming and it is impressive. It is also impressive how incredibly useless some of the answers are when you dont know how to actually use, build and distribute the code.
And how do you know if ... | 403 |
programmerhumor | Kraldar | j7s0fht | <|sols|><|sot|>No one is irreplaceable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n8d65c97k2ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This post is the embodiment of "I read only headlines and have no critical thinking skills" lol<|eor|><|sor|>Either that or "I took one online class and fell ass-backwards into a web design job but I call myself a progr... | 395 |
programmerhumor | DoDrugsMakeMoney | j7sxvuo | <|sols|><|sot|>No one is irreplaceable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n8d65c97k2ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But can ChatGPT bring weed brownies for the entire office? I don't think so<|eor|><|sor|>Bro what office are you working in (and are they hiring)<|eor|><|sor|>yeah for real I need to know<|eor|><|sor|>I need to be hired... | 371 |
programmerhumor | No_Carpet7125 | j7rul7e | <|sols|><|sot|>No one is irreplaceable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n8d65c97k2ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But can ChatGPT bring weed brownies for the entire office? I don't think so<|eor|><|sor|>You work in an office? What is this 2019?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 328 |
programmerhumor | yousirnaime | j7s2ksa | <|sols|><|sot|>No one is irreplaceable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n8d65c97k2ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I tried chatGPT for programming and it is impressive. It is also impressive how incredibly useless some of the answers are when you dont know how to actually use, build and distribute the code.
And how do you know if ... | 306 |
programmerhumor | Longenuity | j7s03k7 | <|sols|><|sot|>No one is irreplaceable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n8d65c97k2ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But can ChatGPT bring weed brownies for the entire office? I don't think so<|eor|><|sor|>You work in an office? What is this 2019?<|eor|><|sor|>Turns out they work from home and just eat weed brownies sometimes<|eor|><|... | 300 |
programmerhumor | Soheibo | a8f90g | <|sols|><|sot|>Everytime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1c04384clp521.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,689 |
programmerhumor | SF_Engineer_Dude | eca9bzq | <|sols|><|sot|>Everytime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1c04384clp521.png<|eol|><|sor|>Then, the 18 months it takes you to get from from .08 to .04:
"FML, this is all a cruel joke!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,687 |
programmerhumor | froemijojo | eca9epn | <|sols|><|sot|>Everytime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1c04384clp521.png<|eol|><|sor|>git commit -m 'changed sleep from 2s to 0.08s'<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 975 |
programmerhumor | SexyMonad | ecacf7p | <|sols|><|sot|>Everytime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1c04384clp521.png<|eol|><|sor|>Then, the 18 months it takes you to get from from .08 to .04:
"FML, this is all a cruel joke!"<|eor|><|sor|>Haha yeah right. You know some new requirement came in during that time that makes it 3s.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 847 |
programmerhumor | therealchadius | ecacugm | <|sols|><|sot|>Everytime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1c04384clp521.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Oh hey, this search algorithm adds already checked paths, oops!"
\*Runtime improves by 1000 fold and doesn't hang sometimes in an infinite loop\*
"I AM A GENIUS!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 774 |
programmerhumor | boredcircuits | eca9z7h | <|sols|><|sot|>Everytime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1c04384clp521.png<|eol|><|sor|>I've done this twice now. About 6 years ago I reduced a process that was estimated to take 2-3 weeks running nonstop (along with a ton of glitches and errors, which is why I was originally looking at it) to about 5-10 minutes. And ... | 666 |
programmerhumor | a_slay_nub | ecaa90q | <|sols|><|sot|>Everytime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1c04384clp521.png<|eol|><|sor|>I've done this twice now. About 6 years ago I reduced a process that was estimated to take 2-3 weeks running nonstop (along with a ton of glitches and errors, which is why I was originally looking at it) to about 5-10 minutes. And ... | 475 |
programmerhumor | Rogocraft | ecagkyr | <|sols|><|sot|>Everytime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1c04384clp521.png<|eol|><|sor|>Then, the 18 months it takes you to get from from .08 to .04:
"FML, this is all a cruel joke!"<|eor|><|sor|>Haha yeah right. You know some new requirement came in during that time that makes it 3s.<|eor|><|sor|>I prefer to just ig... | 412 |
programmerhumor | Loreasz | ecadxra | <|sols|><|sot|>Everytime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1c04384clp521.png<|eol|><|sor|>When you overclock your CPU so you can fry eggs on it.<|eor|><|sor|>You must have an intel. <|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, AMD does that with stock clocks. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 383 |
programmerhumor | SoylentOrange | ecai0em | <|sols|><|sot|>Everytime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1c04384clp521.png<|eol|><|sor|>Then, the 18 months it takes you to get from from .08 to .04:
"FML, this is all a cruel joke!"<|eor|><|sor|>>> Reduce execution time from 2 min to 0.08 seconds
>> Remember supervisors' asinine tendancies
>> Add an intentional 40... | 369 |
programmerhumor | Eckish | ecaic13 | <|sols|><|sot|>Everytime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1c04384clp521.png<|eol|><|sor|>git commit -m 'changed sleep from 2s to 0.08s'<|eor|><|sor|>Reminds me of the lead game programmer that used to reserve 2MB of memory at the start of a project and then miraculously 'find' more memory at the end of the project during... | 323 |
programmerhumor | dangerdave17 | ecadse1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Everytime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1c04384clp521.png<|eol|><|sor|>When you overclock your CPU so you can fry eggs on it.<|eor|><|sor|>You must have an intel. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 308 |
programmerhumor | ihsw | ecajrg6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Everytime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1c04384clp521.png<|eol|><|sor|>git commit -m 'changed sleep from 2s to 0.08s'<|eor|><|sor|>Reminds me of the lead game programmer that used to reserve 2MB of memory at the start of a project and then miraculously 'find' more memory at the end of the project during... | 290 |
programmerhumor | ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW | ecapgh1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Everytime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1c04384clp521.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Oh hey, this search algorithm adds already checked paths, oops!"
\*Runtime improves by 1000 fold and doesn't hang sometimes in an infinite loop\*
"I AM A GENIUS!"<|eor|><|sor|>"This is scheduled to run on Monday, that's when every... | 286 |
programmerhumor | omer8882 | eca8v9x | <|sols|><|sot|>Everytime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1c04384clp521.png<|eol|><|sor|>Programming is a big bowl of wobbly wobbly code-y wode-y stuff...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 227 |
programmerhumor | _400poundGorilla | ecagjo0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Everytime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1c04384clp521.png<|eol|><|sor|>When you overclock your CPU so you can fry eggs on it.<|eor|><|sor|>You must have an intel. <|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, AMD does that with stock clocks. <|eor|><|sor|>r/inteyyl<|eor|><|sor|>You have been banned from /r/AyyMD <|eor|><|eols|><... | 194 |
programmerhumor | mttdesignz | ecadj8n | <|sols|><|sot|>Everytime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1c04384clp521.png<|eol|><|sor|>I've done this twice now. About 6 years ago I reduced a process that was estimated to take 2-3 weeks running nonstop (along with a ton of glitches and errors, which is why I was originally looking at it) to about 5-10 minutes. And ... | 179 |
programmerhumor | Emeraldis_ | ecatwlp | <|sols|><|sot|>Everytime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1c04384clp521.png<|eol|><|sor|>git commit -m 'changed sleep from 2s to 0.08s'<|eor|><|sor|>Reminds me of the lead game programmer that used to reserve 2MB of memory at the start of a project and then miraculously 'find' more memory at the end of the project during... | 178 |
programmerhumor | MitchDizzle | ecakyqf | <|sols|><|sot|>Everytime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1c04384clp521.png<|eol|><|sor|>git commit -m 'changed sleep from 2s to 0.08s'<|eor|><|sor|>Reminds me of the lead game programmer that used to reserve 2MB of memory at the start of a project and then miraculously 'find' more memory at the end of the project during... | 168 |
programmerhumor | planetofthemapes15 | ecaelez | <|sols|><|sot|>Everytime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1c04384clp521.png<|eol|><|sor|>Recently I was working on a NP-hard non-convex, nonlinear optimization problem.
- First algorithm: ran 36 hours, no solution.
- Second algorithm: 50 minutes to feasible solution, non-optimal.
- Third algorithm: 2 minutes, optimal so... | 161 |
programmerhumor | mb557x | u4wvom | <|sols|><|sot|>No Code, No Bug.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wusn4963yvt81.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,662 |
programmerhumor | StoneColdJane | i4yghag | <|sols|><|sot|>No Code, No Bug.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wusn4963yvt81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Senior: "How did you fix it, bud?"
Junior: "I commented it out"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,099 |
programmerhumor | Jomibu | i4ypqzz | <|sols|><|sot|>No Code, No Bug.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wusn4963yvt81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Senior: "How did you fix it, bud?"
Junior: "I commented it out"<|eor|><|sor|>This happened last week...
Except it was me the Senior telling the junior to comment out my own code that I developed a year ago and couldn't remem... | 1,110 |
programmerhumor | jrystrawman | i4ylvl2 | <|sols|><|sot|>No Code, No Bug.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wusn4963yvt81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Senior: "How did you fix it, bud?"
Junior: "I commented it out"<|eor|><|sor|>This happened last week...
Except it was me the Senior telling the junior to comment out my own code that I developed a year ago and couldn't remem... | 979 |
programmerhumor | Constant_Parfait_410 | i4yfpwz | <|sols|><|sot|>No Code, No Bug.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wusn4963yvt81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Sometimes my genius is almost frightening<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 638 |
programmerhumor | Achaidas | i4ywqif | <|sols|><|sot|>No Code, No Bug.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wusn4963yvt81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Senior: "How did you fix it, bud?"
Junior: "I commented it out"<|eor|><|sor|>This happened last week...
Except it was me the Senior telling the junior to comment out my own code that I developed a year ago and couldn't remem... | 238 |
programmerhumor | LuxeCraze | i4yics5 | <|sols|><|sot|>No Code, No Bug.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wusn4963yvt81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>"I'm something of a software engineer too you know"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 204 |
programmerhumor | SaintNewts | i4yqhkp | <|sols|><|sot|>No Code, No Bug.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wusn4963yvt81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Sometimes my genius is almost frightening<|eor|><|sor|>You have to try not to program too clever for yourself. If you do, write a book in the comments about what exactly it does and how it does it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 191 |
programmerhumor | Nerdn1 | i4zf6yt | <|sols|><|sot|>No Code, No Bug.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wusn4963yvt81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Senior: "How did you fix it, bud?"
Junior: "I commented it out"<|eor|><|sor|>This happened last week...
Except it was me the Senior telling the junior to comment out my own code that I developed a year ago and couldn't remem... | 159 |
programmerhumor | neos7m | i4yw79t | <|sols|><|sot|>No Code, No Bug.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wusn4963yvt81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My boss jokingly told this to an employee once. "If it doesn't compile, just delete it!"
She deleted so much code that we used her name to create a verb meaning "deleting code that doesn't compile". She was fired shortly afte... | 145 |
programmerhumor | UltraCarnivore | i4ytlj8 | <|sols|><|sot|>No Code, No Bug.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wusn4963yvt81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Senior: "How did you fix it, bud?"
Junior: "I commented it out"<|eor|><|sor|>This happened last week...
Except it was me the Senior telling the junior to comment out my own code that I developed a year ago and couldn't remem... | 131 |
programmerhumor | lonestar-rasbryjamco | i4yqv09 | <|sols|><|sot|>No Code, No Bug.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wusn4963yvt81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Senior: "How did you fix it, bud?"
Junior: "I commented it out"<|eor|><|sor|>This happened last week...
Except it was me the Senior telling the junior to comment out my own code that I developed a year ago and couldn't remem... | 111 |
programmerhumor | toTheNewLife | i4yyitm | <|sols|><|sot|>No Code, No Bug.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wusn4963yvt81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Knew a guy who fixed a bug once by deleting the troublesome record from the data.
'Fixed' the bug. Production completed. User noticed the missing revenue straight away the next morning.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 106 |
programmerhumor | Quirky_Independent_3 | i4ysckv | <|sols|><|sot|>No Code, No Bug.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wusn4963yvt81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>you can't have errors
if your code doesn't exist
youcantifyoudon't.jpg<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 101 |
programmerhumor | UltraCarnivore | i4z1zn1 | <|sols|><|sot|>No Code, No Bug.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wusn4963yvt81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Senior: "How did you fix it, bud?"
Junior: "I commented it out"<|eor|><|sor|>This happened last week...
Except it was me the Senior telling the junior to comment out my own code that I developed a year ago and couldn't remem... | 91 |
programmerhumor | RapidCatLauncher | i4z10kn | <|sols|><|sot|>No Code, No Bug.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wusn4963yvt81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Senior: "How did you fix it, bud?"
Junior: "I commented it out"<|eor|><|sor|>This happened last week...
Except it was me the Senior telling the junior to comment out my own code that I developed a year ago and couldn't remem... | 78 |
programmerhumor | OskeeWootWoot | i4z0o0r | <|sols|><|sot|>No Code, No Bug.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wusn4963yvt81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My boss jokingly told this to an employee once. "If it doesn't compile, just delete it!"
She deleted so much code that we used her name to create a verb meaning "deleting code that doesn't compile". She was fired shortly afte... | 66 |
programmerhumor | Aurori_Swe | i4yxxnx | <|sols|><|sot|>No Code, No Bug.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wusn4963yvt81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Sometimes my genius is almost frightening<|eor|><|sor|>You have to try not to program too clever for yourself. If you do, write a book in the comments about what exactly it does and how it does it.<|eor|><|sor|>This is an issu... | 63 |
programmerhumor | CiroGarcia | i4zb3vs | <|sols|><|sot|>No Code, No Bug.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wusn4963yvt81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My boss jokingly told this to an employee once. "If it doesn't compile, just delete it!"
She deleted so much code that we used her name to create a verb meaning "deleting code that doesn't compile". She was fired shortly afte... | 61 |
programmerhumor | visible_sack | i4z7prk | <|sols|><|sot|>No Code, No Bug.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wusn4963yvt81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My boss jokingly told this to an employee once. "If it doesn't compile, just delete it!"
She deleted so much code that we used her name to create a verb meaning "deleting code that doesn't compile". She was fired shortly afte... | 58 |
programmerhumor | ChubAndTuckJedi | kkqbfz | <|sols|><|sot|>Sounds like 2020 right before the holidays to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fova2u8nl761.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,659 |
programmerhumor | throwawayHiddenUnknw | gh3u2nt | <|sols|><|sot|>Sounds like 2020 right before the holidays to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fova2u8nl761.png<|eol|><|sor|>It is not an escape room. It is a cubicle and my job.
Edit: Thank you all for the rewards. :)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,892 |
programmerhumor | DesiresQuiet | gh40y9o | <|sols|><|sot|>Sounds like 2020 right before the holidays to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fova2u8nl761.png<|eol|><|sor|>You have to drive into the office,
Its snowing,
The Novell network went down,
Its Christmas,
Nobody gets paid if that batch doesnt run,
You just dropped two tabs of acid.<|eor|><|eols|... | 744 |
programmerhumor | Mc_UsernameTaken | gh40k7l | <|sols|><|sot|>Sounds like 2020 right before the holidays to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fova2u8nl761.png<|eol|><|sor|>It is not an escape room. It is a cubicle and my job.
Edit: Thank you all for the rewards. :)<|eor|><|sor|>What are your sins, and why do god hate you this much?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 712 |
programmerhumor | MegaDeth6666 | gh3zqim | <|sols|><|sot|>Sounds like 2020 right before the holidays to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fova2u8nl761.png<|eol|><|sor|>Need to add:
\- you are working remote.
\- you use a remote controlled roomba to track the post-it notes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 563 |
programmerhumor | Raregan | gh45xm1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sounds like 2020 right before the holidays to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fova2u8nl761.png<|eol|><|sor|>It is not an escape room. It is a cubicle and my job.
Edit: Thank you all for the rewards. :)<|eor|><|sor|>Stop flexing with your cubicle. I'm here stuck with an free desk, open plan, office wh... | 447 |
programmerhumor | Zagerer | gh43i62 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sounds like 2020 right before the holidays to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fova2u8nl761.png<|eol|><|sor|>It is not an escape room. It is a cubicle and my job.
Edit: Thank you all for the rewards. :)<|eor|><|sor|>What are your sins, and why do god hate you this much?<|eor|><|sor|>They're being haun... | 422 |
programmerhumor | Apsalar28 | gh44mqa | <|sols|><|sot|>Sounds like 2020 right before the holidays to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fova2u8nl761.png<|eol|><|sor|>For hard mode you have 2 project managers, the customer's help desk manager and your CIO who wrote the very first version in VB6 20 years ago all on a Teams call helping you.<|eor|><|eols|><|end... | 247 |
programmerhumor | CrepuscularSoul | gh4a7mv | <|sols|><|sot|>Sounds like 2020 right before the holidays to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fova2u8nl761.png<|eol|><|sor|>It is not an escape room. It is a cubicle and my job.
Edit: Thank you all for the rewards. :)<|eor|><|sor|>What are your sins, and why do god hate you this much?<|eor|><|sor|>They're being haun... | 232 |
programmerhumor | EccentricHubris | gh470t6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sounds like 2020 right before the holidays to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fova2u8nl761.png<|eol|><|sor|>Walfie???? As in the artist of smol ame?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 230 |
programmerhumor | dicemonger | gh4bujb | <|sols|><|sot|>Sounds like 2020 right before the holidays to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fova2u8nl761.png<|eol|><|sor|>Need to add:
\- you are working remote.
\- you use a remote controlled roomba to track the post-it notes.<|eor|><|sor|>Huh.. remote escape rooms.
- Log in from home, navigate drones around.
... | 211 |
programmerhumor | agarwaen163 | gh41yli | <|sols|><|sot|>Sounds like 2020 right before the holidays to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fova2u8nl761.png<|eol|><|sor|>so half an hour to setup Minecraft on the production aws kubernetes instances and half an hour to die three times on hardcore
let the juniors handle the critical thing..<|eor|><|sor|>Am junior... | 180 |
programmerhumor | bigorangemachine | gh489b9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sounds like 2020 right before the holidays to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fova2u8nl761.png<|eol|><|sor|>You have to drive into the office,
Its snowing,
The Novell network went down,
Its Christmas,
Nobody gets paid if that batch doesnt run,
You just dropped two tabs of acid.<|eor|><|sor|>... | 174 |
programmerhumor | Feynt | gh4fgn4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sounds like 2020 right before the holidays to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fova2u8nl761.png<|eol|><|sor|>You have to drive into the office,
Its snowing,
The Novell network went down,
Its Christmas,
Nobody gets paid if that batch doesnt run,
You just dropped two tabs of acid.<|eor|><|sor|>... | 168 |
programmerhumor | xieve | gh4d7p4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sounds like 2020 right before the holidays to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fova2u8nl761.png<|eol|><|sor|>It is not an escape room. It is a cubicle and my job.
Edit: Thank you all for the rewards. :)<|eor|><|sor|>What are your sins, and why do god hate you this much?<|eor|><|sor|>They're being haun... | 133 |
programmerhumor | moros84 | gh479s9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sounds like 2020 right before the holidays to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fova2u8nl761.png<|eol|><|sor|>It is not an escape room. It is a cubicle and my job.
Edit: Thank you all for the rewards. :)<|eor|><|sor|>What are your sins, and why do god hate you this much?<|eor|><|sor|>I once solved a pr... | 109 |
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