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programmerhumor | ChickenF622 | gh4gerw | <|sols|><|sot|>Sounds like 2020 right before the holidays to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fova2u8nl761.png<|eol|><|sor|>It is not an escape room. It is a cubicle and my job.
Edit: Thank you all for the rewards. :)<|eor|><|sor|>Stop flexing with your cubicle. I'm here stuck with an free desk, open plan, office wh... | 107 |
programmerhumor | BenAdaephonDelat | gh4ma8v | <|sols|><|sot|>Sounds like 2020 right before the holidays to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fova2u8nl761.png<|eol|><|sor|>It is not an escape room. It is a cubicle and my job.
Edit: Thank you all for the rewards. :)<|eor|><|sor|>Stop flexing with your cubicle. I'm here stuck with an free desk, open plan, office wh... | 107 |
programmerhumor | walfington | gh4zdcs | <|sols|><|sot|>Sounds like 2020 right before the holidays to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fova2u8nl761.png<|eol|><|sor|>Walfie???? As in the artist of smol ame?<|eor|><|sor|>yep, it's me :-)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 97 |
programmerhumor | blumzzz | un038h | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes now i have a changed perspective<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fhknkr58kry81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,619 |
programmerhumor | Confident_Fortune_32 | i850u4v | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes now i have a changed perspective<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fhknkr58kry81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Learn to code and spend the rest of your career cursing management for never ever ever building enough time for testing into the project plan but always happy to blame the developers when the end users find... | 3,265 |
programmerhumor | bluefootedpig | i85590j | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes now i have a changed perspective<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fhknkr58kry81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But you will learn to complain about basic UI problems.
"There is a typo on this button and it is going to take 6 months to fix?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,352 |
programmerhumor | halfanothersdozen | i854awq | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes now i have a changed perspective<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fhknkr58kry81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Learn to code and spend the rest of your career cursing management for never ever ever building enough time for testing into the project plan but always happy to blame the developers when the end users find... | 978 |
programmerhumor | AlphaQupBad | i857kr4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes now i have a changed perspective<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fhknkr58kry81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why cant they get someone competent to do this job? - Me complaining about bugs in the code I wrote myself.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 753 |
programmerhumor | themancabbage | i8522il | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes now i have a changed perspective<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fhknkr58kry81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No, youll just get more annoying to those around you about them<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 582 |
programmerhumor | psyRhen | i85gybz | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes now i have a changed perspective<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fhknkr58kry81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But you will learn to complain about basic UI problems.
"There is a typo on this button and it is going to take 6 months to fix?"<|eor|><|sor|>Don't even get me _started_ on video game UI.
For the most p... | 518 |
programmerhumor | MeowFat3 | i851e2u | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes now i have a changed perspective<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fhknkr58kry81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nah I totally disagree. There are games and software where you sit there internally screaming because an average graduate could do much better job than ehat some of these people do.
This is especially true... | 307 |
programmerhumor | Alberiman | i85622y | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes now i have a changed perspective<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fhknkr58kry81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No, youll just get more annoying to those around you about them<|eor|><|sor|>"Ugh, they seriously couldn't have planned for this bug? It's one freaking bool."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 278 |
programmerhumor | Hamstersoge | i85jzr9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes now i have a changed perspective<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fhknkr58kry81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But you will learn to complain about basic UI problems.
"There is a typo on this button and it is going to take 6 months to fix?"<|eor|><|sor|>Don't even get me _started_ on video game UI.
For the most p... | 272 |
programmerhumor | prescod | i85fcpb | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes now i have a changed perspective<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fhknkr58kry81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This guy complained!
[https://nee.lv/2021/02/28/How-I-cut-GTA-Online-loading-times-by-70/](https://nee.lv/2021/02/28/How-I-cut-GTA-Online-loading-times-by-70/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 246 |
programmerhumor | NekkidApe | i859huq | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes now i have a changed perspective<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fhknkr58kry81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Learn to code and you'll realize there's no damn excuse for how crappy some software is, looking at you Microsoft Outlook 365.<|eor|><|sor|>You think outlook is bad? Have you seen _teams_??<|eor|><|eols|><|... | 212 |
programmerhumor | throwaway65864302 | i85700l | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes now i have a changed perspective<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fhknkr58kry81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No, youll just get more annoying to those around you about them<|eor|><|sor|>"Ugh, they seriously couldn't have planned for this bug? It's one freaking bool."<|eor|><|sor|>I'm so happy I didn't have to scro... | 198 |
programmerhumor | jwright24153 | i85atsv | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes now i have a changed perspective<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fhknkr58kry81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Learn to code and spend the rest of your career cursing management for never ever ever building enough time for testing into the project plan but always happy to blame the developers when the end users find... | 178 |
programmerhumor | 7eggert | i85p452 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes now i have a changed perspective<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fhknkr58kry81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why cant they get someone competent to do this job? - Me complaining about bugs in the code I wrote myself.<|eor|><|sor|>Next level: "Even I wouldn't program shit like that"
Top level: Same as above, but t... | 137 |
programmerhumor | RagingAnemone | i85rxe4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes now i have a changed perspective<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fhknkr58kry81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why cant they get someone competent to do this job? - Me complaining about bugs in the code I wrote myself.<|eor|><|sor|>"Who wrote this shit?"
Checks git
Ahh, it was me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 111 |
programmerhumor | BeenRoundHereTooLong | i85b69v | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes now i have a changed perspective<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fhknkr58kry81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Learn to code and you'll realize there's no damn excuse for how crappy some software is, looking at you Microsoft Outlook 365.<|eor|><|sor|>You think outlook is bad? Have you seen _teams_??<|eor|><|sor|>Let... | 107 |
programmerhumor | AdSure744 | 118pqct | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust Strikes Again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/jnrrJzj.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,618 |
programmerhumor | Eygon_of_Carim_ | j9itejp | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust Strikes Again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/jnrrJzj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Youtube suddenly dropping the quality to 144p: we do a little trolling<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,130 |
programmerhumor | CreepyValuable | j9j0glb | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust Strikes Again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/jnrrJzj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What's old is new again. It's like that thing that allowed storing data on VHS.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,465 |
programmerhumor | enderfx | j9jistr | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust Strikes Again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/jnrrJzj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Monetize the video. Download the data every day, which will make it cheaper and cheaper. Make money by storing shit.
The balance of power is now flipped.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,672 |
programmerhumor | nelusbelus | j9j2lvx | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust Strikes Again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/jnrrJzj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Youtube suddenly dropping the quality to 144p: we do a little trolling<|eor|><|sor|>"Huh, why is my data suddenly in 144p?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,010 |
programmerhumor | OlMi1_YT | j9iy5ur | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust Strikes Again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/jnrrJzj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>QR codes on drugs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,392 |
programmerhumor | Wololegend | j9j8yko | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust Strikes Again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/jnrrJzj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Finally, a viable alternative to Github.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,792 |
programmerhumor | coloredgreyscale | j9j3xg6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust Strikes Again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/jnrrJzj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What's old is new again. It's like that thing that allowed storing data on VHS.<|eor|><|sor|>Saw a video on that some while ago. ~2gb on a 3h tape iirc
But not reliable, because the test with a new/unused tape failed to restore... | 1,181 |
programmerhumor | odsquad64 | j9k9z5n | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust Strikes Again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/jnrrJzj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Finally, a viable alternative to Github.<|eor|><|sor|>I remember a long time ago (10+ years ago I'd say) somebody made a post showing off how they came up with a way to use reddit to store files. Then in the comments somebody wr... | 849 |
programmerhumor | xfel11 | j9irk44 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust Strikes Again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/jnrrJzj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The real question is: how does it deal with all the ads YouTube puts in?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 841 |
programmerhumor | _antim8_ | j9jrnnz | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust Strikes Again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/jnrrJzj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Monetize the video. Download the data every day, which will make it cheaper and cheaper. Make money by storing shit.
The balance of power is now flipped.<|eor|><|sor|>Chaotic good<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 784 |
programmerhumor | PsiOryx | j9izm7k | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust Strikes Again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/jnrrJzj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This can be done in almost any language. Take your rusty trombone and go home<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 752 |
programmerhumor | king-one-two | j9jkdum | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust Strikes Again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/jnrrJzj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What's old is new again. It's like that thing that allowed storing data on VHS.<|eor|><|sor|>Anyone remember that Gmail-based filesystem? You could set up a Linux filesystem using a Gmail mailbox as the data store. This was ba... | 583 |
programmerhumor | Machtri | j9kbhao | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust Strikes Again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/jnrrJzj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Finally, a viable alternative to Github.<|eor|><|sor|>I remember a long time ago (10+ years ago I'd say) somebody made a post showing off how they came up with a way to use reddit to store files. Then in the comments somebody wr... | 581 |
programmerhumor | wiktorleyko | j9jlhbq | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust Strikes Again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/jnrrJzj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Youtube suddenly dropping the quality to 144p: we do a little trolling<|eor|><|sor|>"Huh, why is my data suddenly in 144p?"<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>YouTube likes to compress, so probably with colors, the data would b... | 576 |
programmerhumor | SocialArbiter | j9isxrc | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust Strikes Again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/jnrrJzj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The real question is: how does it deal with all the ads YouTube puts in?<|eor|><|sor|>It "does not implement them" just like NewPipe (or youtube-dl).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 567 |
programmerhumor | uTimu | j9jdu61 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust Strikes Again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/jnrrJzj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>QR codes on drugs<|eor|><|sor|>live-action adaptation of QR-Codes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 539 |
programmerhumor | Steamkicker | j9j5do7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust Strikes Again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/jnrrJzj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ah, it's a new Harder Drive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcJSW7Rprio&t<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 531 |
programmerhumor | TottyAmadeus | j9jl2zy | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust Strikes Again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/jnrrJzj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Youtube suddenly dropping the quality to 144p: we do a little trolling<|eor|><|sor|>"Huh, why is my data suddenly in 144p?"<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Fuck it, use opacity aswell<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 499 |
programmerhumor | perskes | j9jmus3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust Strikes Again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/jnrrJzj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Youtube suddenly dropping the quality to 144p: we do a little trolling<|eor|><|sor|>"Huh, why is my data suddenly in 144p?"<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Fuck it, use opacity aswell<|eor|><|sor|>"We handle user-data very t... | 474 |
programmerhumor | kevivm | y8qgfe | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a super Dev?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/btperishmwu91.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,607 |
programmerhumor | Laetitian | it1vidb | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a super Dev?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/btperishmwu91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Notice that for the illusion to work, the Dev has to miss each of their own shots so far that they don't even come back down anywhere in the camera's view.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,592 |
programmerhumor | photenth | it1wfth | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a super Dev?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/btperishmwu91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Notice that for the illusion to work, the Dev has to miss each of their own shots so far that they don't even come back down anywhere in the camera's view.<|eor|><|sor|>That's how circumvent tests without deleting them!<|e... | 447 |
programmerhumor | That-Row-3038 | it1vqv2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a super Dev?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/btperishmwu91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That is weirdly hypnotic<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 336 |
programmerhumor | ganri1001 | it1muh3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a super Dev?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/btperishmwu91.gif<|eol|><|sor|><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 330 |
programmerhumor | vhite | it1w1vp | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a super Dev?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/btperishmwu91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Then manage thinks to themselves: "That's easy, I could do that too, why am I paying these guys?" and tries to push a basketball into the container.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 265 |
programmerhumor | MinosAristos | it20ujr | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a super Dev?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/btperishmwu91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Notice that for the illusion to work, the Dev has to miss each of their own shots so far that they don't even come back down anywhere in the camera's view.<|eor|><|sor|>That's how circumvent tests without deleting them!<|e... | 253 |
programmerhumor | kevivm | it1xdsa | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a super Dev?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/btperishmwu91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Then manage thinks to themselves: "That's easy, I could do that too, why am I paying these guys?" and tries to push a basketball into the container.<|eor|><|soopr|>something similar happened with me. We were asked to work ... | 154 |
programmerhumor | TheAJGman | it222gl | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a super Dev?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/btperishmwu91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Notice that for the illusion to work, the Dev has to miss each of their own shots so far that they don't even come back down anywhere in the camera's view.<|eor|><|sor|>That's how circumvent tests without deleting them!<|e... | 118 |
programmerhumor | AlternativeAardvark6 | it1ywe5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a super Dev?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/btperishmwu91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Then manage thinks to themselves: "That's easy, I could do that too, why am I paying these guys?" and tries to push a basketball into the container.<|eor|><|soopr|>something similar happened with me. We were asked to work ... | 92 |
programmerhumor | Technical-Outside408 | it1x0bl | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a super Dev?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/btperishmwu91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That is weirdly hypnotic<|eor|><|sor|>Your face is weirdly hypnotic.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 69 |
programmerhumor | PMMePrettyRedheads | it1zban | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a super Dev?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/btperishmwu91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That is weirdly hypnotic<|eor|><|sor|>Your face is weirdly hypnotic.<|eor|><|sor|>Now kiss<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 68 |
programmerhumor | MinosAristos | it22ks7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a super Dev?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/btperishmwu91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Notice that for the illusion to work, the Dev has to miss each of their own shots so far that they don't even come back down anywhere in the camera's view.<|eor|><|sor|>That's how circumvent tests without deleting them!<|e... | 68 |
programmerhumor | polmeeee | it1vp30 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a super Dev?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/btperishmwu91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Saw this on LinkedIn. Damn, first time I see something posted on r/programmerhumor after LinkedIn. Usually it's the other way round with LinkedIn influencers posting memes taken wholesale from r/programmerhumor.<|eor|><|eo... | 63 |
programmerhumor | TheUnknownDane | it1y8dp | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a super Dev?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/btperishmwu91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Not related to the programmer part, but I have heard that it's a good rule that if trickshots like this kind goes out of frame, you can be fairly certain it's faked.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
programmerhumor | HMS404 | it23rvs | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a super Dev?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/btperishmwu91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Then manage thinks to themselves: "That's easy, I could do that too, why am I paying these guys?" and tries to push a basketball into the container.<|eor|><|soopr|>something similar happened with me. We were asked to work ... | 47 |
programmerhumor | SpacecraftX | it1y5ge | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a super Dev?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/btperishmwu91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Got the timing right for it to look like a natural arc due to gravity<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
programmerhumor | dicemonger | it2034e | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a super Dev?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/btperishmwu91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That is weirdly hypnotic<|eor|><|sor|>Your face is weirdly hypnotic.<|eor|><|sor|>Now kiss<|eor|><|sor|>Instructions unclear. Lips stuck in disc drive.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39 |
programmerhumor | sirixamo | it2e9iz | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a super Dev?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/btperishmwu91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Notice that for the illusion to work, the Dev has to miss each of their own shots so far that they don't even come back down anywhere in the camera's view.<|eor|><|sor|>That's how circumvent tests without deleting them!<|e... | 37 |
programmerhumor | TheAJGman | it2ewfs | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a super Dev?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/btperishmwu91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Notice that for the illusion to work, the Dev has to miss each of their own shots so far that they don't even come back down anywhere in the camera's view.<|eor|><|sor|>That's how circumvent tests without deleting them!<|e... | 27 |
programmerhumor | Equal-Lemon1748 | yge3on | <|sols|><|sot|>the humourous<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3hzxgb2yqw91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,593 |
programmerhumor | nickmaran | iu8a0v7 | <|sols|><|sot|>the humourous<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3hzxgb2yqw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>
My brain when I've to think about a project name<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,378 |
programmerhumor | CodeFighterUB | iu8bkim | <|sols|><|sot|>the humourous<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3hzxgb2yqw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The number of times I've consiously chosen something else than i as the iterable
Only to make mistakes later on in the code because I unconsciously wrote i lmao
It starts with i
Then j
Finally k
And then a cry inside for usin... | 1,033 |
programmerhumor | AlphaSparqy | iu8cht5 | <|sols|><|sot|>the humourous<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3hzxgb2yqw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>
My brain when I've to think about a project name<|eor|><|sor|>ConsoleApplication15<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 569 |
programmerhumor | FeelingSurprise | iu8appi | <|sols|><|sot|>the humourous<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3hzxgb2yqw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>At the latest when your nested loops reach m, you should think about refactoring your code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 501 |
programmerhumor | AlphaSparqy | iu8c40w | <|sols|><|sot|>the humourous<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3hzxgb2yqw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The number of times I've consiously chosen something else than i as the iterable
Only to make mistakes later on in the code because I unconsciously wrote i lmao
It starts with i
Then j
Finally k
And then a cry inside for usin... | 389 |
programmerhumor | 2930apple | iu88kvc | <|sols|><|sot|>the humourous<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3hzxgb2yqw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>this is when i realize the i stands for iterable
edit: some people say it stands for index. take my comment with a grain of salt as i up until today thought i was just a random letter people often used<|eor|><|sor|>Always though... | 268 |
programmerhumor | Im2bored17 | iu8lfxr | <|sols|><|sot|>the humourous<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3hzxgb2yqw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>
My brain when I've to think about a project name<|eor|><|sor|>ConsoleApplication15<|eor|><|sor|>You've written 14 Console apps? Wow.<|eor|><|sor|>You gotta start at 10, or people think it's your first... | 246 |
programmerhumor | Benimation | iu8fslk | <|sols|><|sot|>the humourous<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3hzxgb2yqw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>At the latest when your nested loops reach m, you should think about refactoring your code.<|eor|><|sor|>What do you mean? You still have 13 levels to go! And if you allow wrapping around it's 21 levels!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext... | 232 |
programmerhumor | Entire-Database1679 | iu8l2eu | <|sols|><|sot|>the humourous<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3hzxgb2yqw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>
My brain when I've to think about a project name<|eor|><|sor|>ConsoleApplication15<|eor|><|sor|>You've written 14 Console apps? Wow.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 187 |
programmerhumor | Vestigial_joint | iu87dll | <|sols|><|sot|>the humourous<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3hzxgb2yqw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I prefer "harold"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 177 |
programmerhumor | Zirton | iu8mc5s | <|sols|><|sot|>the humourous<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3hzxgb2yqw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>At the latest when your nested loops reach m, you should think about refactoring your code.<|eor|><|sor|>What do you mean? You still have 13 levels to go! And if you allow wrapping around it's 21 levels!<|eor|><|sor|>You can foll... | 161 |
programmerhumor | magicmulder | iu8at8m | <|sols|><|sot|>the humourous<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3hzxgb2yqw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>this is when i realize the i stands for iterable
edit: some people say it stands for index. take my comment with a grain of salt as i up until today thought i was just a random letter people often used<|eor|><|sor|>As a mathemat... | 157 |
programmerhumor | Benimation | iu8fdb3 | <|sols|><|sot|>the humourous<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3hzxgb2yqw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>this is when i realize the i stands for iterable
edit: some people say it stands for index. take my comment with a grain of salt as i up until today thought i was just a random letter people often used<|eor|><|sor|>As a mathemat... | 135 |
programmerhumor | Equal-Lemon1748 | iu87h5x | <|sols|><|sot|>the humourous<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3hzxgb2yqw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I prefer "harold"<|eor|><|soopr|>Your methods are beyond my understanding<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 109 |
programmerhumor | Stop_Sign | iu9491w | <|sols|><|sot|>the humourous<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3hzxgb2yqw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The number of times I've consiously chosen something else than i as the iterable
Only to make mistakes later on in the code because I unconsciously wrote i lmao
It starts with i
Then j
Finally k
And then a cry inside for usin... | 107 |
programmerhumor | TRLagia | iu8ra62 | <|sols|><|sot|>the humourous<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3hzxgb2yqw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>At the latest when your nested loops reach m, you should think about refactoring your code.<|eor|><|sor|>What do you mean? You still have 13 levels to go! And if you allow wrapping around it's 21 levels!<|eor|><|sor|>You can foll... | 107 |
programmerhumor | ControversySandbox | iu8bdv5 | <|sols|><|sot|>the humourous<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3hzxgb2yqw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>this is when i realize the i stands for iterable
edit: some people say it stands for index. take my comment with a grain of salt as i up until today thought i was just a random letter people often used<|eor|><|sor|>Always though... | 106 |
programmerhumor | SandmanKFMF | iu867n1 | <|sols|><|sot|>the humourous<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3hzxgb2yqw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>i:
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 102 |
programmerhumor | riskable | iu8sik2 | <|sols|><|sot|>the humourous<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3hzxgb2yqw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>
My brain when I've to think about a project name<|eor|><|sor|>ConsoleApplication15<|eor|><|sor|>You've written 14 Console apps? Wow.<|eor|><|sor|>You gotta start at 10, or people think it's your first... | 90 |
programmerhumor | a1z1c1 | 7p88zj | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking help in Linux forums<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eANE39G.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,563 |
programmerhumor | McJock | dsfco1s | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking help in Linux forums<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eANE39G.png<|eol|><|sor|>As has been scientifically proven, the best way to get help in any forum is to post an obviously wrong solution and insist it is correct.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,188 |
programmerhumor | asquared31415 | dsfeq2d | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking help in Linux forums<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eANE39G.png<|eol|><|sor|>As has been scientifically proven, the best way to get help in any forum is to post an obviously wrong solution and insist it is correct.<|eor|><|sor|>It is. Especially as most programmers hate incorrect answers, and m... | 3,571 |
programmerhumor | DOOManiac | dsfeid3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking help in Linux forums<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eANE39G.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is how we did things before StackOverflow kids. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,523 |
programmerhumor | Neocrasher | dsfg6y4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking help in Linux forums<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eANE39G.png<|eol|><|sor|>"The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the wrong answer."
Cunningham's Law
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ward_Cunningham#Ideas_and_inventions<|eor|><|eols|><|endo... | 2,267 |
programmerhumor | loddfavne | dsfl1o4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking help in Linux forums<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eANE39G.png<|eol|><|sor|>As has been scientifically proven, the best way to get help in any forum is to post an obviously wrong solution and insist it is correct.<|eor|><|sor|>It is. Especially as most programmers hate incorrect answers, and m... | 1,952 |
programmerhumor | Abnormal_Specimen | dsfqi50 | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking help in Linux forums<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eANE39G.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is how we did things before StackOverflow kids. <|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>So you make an alt account, answer yourself incorrectly, and wait for fifty people to suddenly care. Easy<|eor|><|eols|><|endofte... | 1,570 |
programmerhumor | Yawzheek | dsfj65l | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking help in Linux forums<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eANE39G.png<|eol|><|sor|>This works with optimization. Post your code, claim it may be the most efficient, then sit back while everyone goes out of their way to show you why it isn't.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,437 |
programmerhumor | Avamander | dsfl75i | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking help in Linux forums<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eANE39G.png<|eol|><|sor|>As has been scientifically proven, the best way to get help in any forum is to post an obviously wrong solution and insist it is correct.<|eor|><|sor|>It is. Especially as most programmers hate incorrect answers, and m... | 1,165 |
programmerhumor | chooxy | dsfn3wt | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking help in Linux forums<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eANE39G.png<|eol|><|sor|>As has been scientifically proven, the best way to get help in any forum is to post an obviously wrong solution and insist it is correct.<|eor|><|sor|>It is. Especially as most programmers hate incorrect answers, and m... | 870 |
programmerhumor | blahehblah | dsfnzr7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking help in Linux forums<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eANE39G.png<|eol|><|sor|>"The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the wrong answer."
Cunningham's Law
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ward_Cunningham#Ideas_and_inventions<|eor|><|sor|>It's ho... | 853 |
programmerhumor | micheal65536 | dsfij6q | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking help in Linux forums<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eANE39G.png<|eol|><|sor|>Because as soon as Linux users realise that they're getting a bad reputation and are on the edge of losing a potential convert, they'll do everything they can to solve it.
Source: Am Linux user, can confirm.<|eor|><|eo... | 612 |
programmerhumor | Mgamerz | dsflet9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking help in Linux forums<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eANE39G.png<|eol|><|sor|>"The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the wrong answer."
Cunningham's Law
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ward_Cunningham#Ideas_and_inventions<|eor|><|sor|>It's ho... | 544 |
programmerhumor | edinburg | dsfjqo6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking help in Linux forums<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eANE39G.png<|eol|><|sor|>This works with optimization. Post your code, claim it may be the most efficient, then sit back while everyone goes out of their way to show you why it isn't.<|eor|><|sor|>Now that's clever.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 486 |
programmerhumor | PullJosh | dsflr13 | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking help in Linux forums<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eANE39G.png<|eol|><|sor|>This works with optimization. Post your code, claim it may be the most efficient, then sit back while everyone goes out of their way to show you why it isn't.<|eor|><|sor|>Now that's clever.<|eor|><|sor|>Optimal, even.<... | 389 |
programmerhumor | gamerSIXNINEONE | dsfikfl | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking help in Linux forums<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eANE39G.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Wired is superior<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 368 |
programmerhumor | II-WalkerGer-II | 7i77wn | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this beautiful piece of modern art in my office this morning.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EHAg39B.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,540 |
programmerhumor | some__other__guy | dqwrqf7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this beautiful piece of modern art in my office this morning.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EHAg39B.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think your link is broken, it's not loading for me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,945 |
programmerhumor | II-WalkerGer-II | dqwtm2l | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this beautiful piece of modern art in my office this morning.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EHAg39B.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think your link is broken, it's not loading for me.<|eor|><|soopr|>Have you tried turning it off and on again?<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,148 |
programmerhumor | BobbitTheDog | dqwnsqf | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this beautiful piece of modern art in my office this morning.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EHAg39B.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription:*
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[*A framed picture hanging on a wall. The picture in the frame has a grey outline with the Netscape/Mozilla "missing image" icon in the upper left cor... | 934 |
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