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programmerhumor | ChickenF622 | gh4gerw | <|sols|><|sot|>Sounds like 2020 right before the holidays to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fova2u8nl761.png<|eol|><|sor|>It is not an escape room. It is a cubicle and my job.
Edit: Thank you all for the rewards. :)<|eor|><|sor|>Stop flexing with your cubicle. I'm here stuck with an free desk, open plan, office where everyone stops and talks to me every 3 milliseconds and I'm not allowed any personal items on my desk.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>How the fuck do they plan on anyone in IT getting shit done when you need loads of custom programs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 107 |
programmerhumor | BenAdaephonDelat | gh4ma8v | <|sols|><|sot|>Sounds like 2020 right before the holidays to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fova2u8nl761.png<|eol|><|sor|>It is not an escape room. It is a cubicle and my job.
Edit: Thank you all for the rewards. :)<|eor|><|sor|>Stop flexing with your cubicle. I'm here stuck with an free desk, open plan, office where everyone stops and talks to me every 3 milliseconds and I'm not allowed any personal items on my desk.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>How the fuck do they plan on anyone in IT getting shit done when you need loads of custom programs<|eor|><|sor|>Laptops<|eor|><|sor|>I seriously am beginning to hate any job that gives me a laptop as my primary workspace. I want a desktop with 3 monitors and enough hardware to run a VM of the production codebase.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 107 |
programmerhumor | walfington | gh4zdcs | <|sols|><|sot|>Sounds like 2020 right before the holidays to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fova2u8nl761.png<|eol|><|sor|>Walfie???? As in the artist of smol ame?<|eor|><|sor|>yep, it's me :-)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 97 |
programmerhumor | blumzzz | un038h | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes now i have a changed perspective<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fhknkr58kry81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,619 |
programmerhumor | Confident_Fortune_32 | i850u4v | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes now i have a changed perspective<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fhknkr58kry81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Learn to code and spend the rest of your career cursing management for never ever ever building enough time for testing into the project plan but always happy to blame the developers when the end users find bugs
Spoiler alert: development always takes longer than estimated but the release date never budges, so something has to get thrown overboard to keep the ship from sinking, and it's always testing...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,265 |
programmerhumor | bluefootedpig | i85590j | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes now i have a changed perspective<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fhknkr58kry81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But you will learn to complain about basic UI problems.
"There is a typo on this button and it is going to take 6 months to fix?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,352 |
programmerhumor | halfanothersdozen | i854awq | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes now i have a changed perspective<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fhknkr58kry81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Learn to code and spend the rest of your career cursing management for never ever ever building enough time for testing into the project plan but always happy to blame the developers when the end users find bugs
Spoiler alert: development always takes longer than estimated but the release date never budges, so something has to get thrown overboard to keep the ship from sinking, and it's always testing...<|eor|><|sor|>This is why you always _lie about how long it will take_.
(take your time estimate and double it is a trick everyone knows, and it still doesn't work. Just lie and do your testing with the extra time you bought with the lie).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 978 |
programmerhumor | AlphaQupBad | i857kr4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes now i have a changed perspective<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fhknkr58kry81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why cant they get someone competent to do this job? - Me complaining about bugs in the code I wrote myself.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 753 |
programmerhumor | themancabbage | i8522il | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes now i have a changed perspective<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fhknkr58kry81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No, youll just get more annoying to those around you about them<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 582 |
programmerhumor | psyRhen | i85gybz | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes now i have a changed perspective<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fhknkr58kry81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But you will learn to complain about basic UI problems.
"There is a typo on this button and it is going to take 6 months to fix?"<|eor|><|sor|>Don't even get me _started_ on video game UI.
For the most part, the UI/UX is great once you're in the game.
But holy shit navigating menus in AAA games that have come out in the last 10 years have been dogshit.
Battlefield 2042, Halo Infinite, and CoD:Warzone to name a few and those are just recent examples that are absolute disasters of menus upon menus.
Edit: Other notable examples of awful Video Game UI/UX:
* CSGO - Before and after Panoramic UI update. At least the legacy UI made sense with how the lobby system worked.
* Rainbow 6 Siege - probably less so on this but I'm likely biased since I play this game a lot. At least I can search for a game with one click.
* The Division 1 & 2 - a really poor attempt at Dead Space's UI/UX for the Menu and Inventory system. Which, btw, was really shitty on Mouse & Keyboard since it was designed for directional pads on controllers.
* Ubisoft Connect Overlay - super buggy, often doesn't integrate with whatever game your playing properly.
* Xbox PC App - as awesome as gamepass is, I have to Google so many things about the Xbox PC app. Some settings are in windows settings and not at all with the app itself.
* Origin/EA Desktop - Origin basically acting as a web browser on both yhe desktop and the overlay isn't a bad idea I guess? Would make sense if the calls made are the same as in a web browser. But it's executed so poorly the performance is incredibly slow. EA Desktop is still missing a number of features from Origin and has even _worse_ performance.
* Minecraft - I'm not super big into Minecraft so I'm not about to download a bunch of mods but the UI feels like a visual argument of "Designed for Controller" and "Designed for KBM." Like it seems more friendly to KBM but then you open a different menu and it was clearly designed for Controller over KBM...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 518 |
programmerhumor | MeowFat3 | i851e2u | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes now i have a changed perspective<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fhknkr58kry81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nah I totally disagree. There are games and software where you sit there internally screaming because an average graduate could do much better job than ehat some of these people do.
This is especially true of games, where anything goes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 307 |
programmerhumor | Alberiman | i85622y | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes now i have a changed perspective<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fhknkr58kry81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No, youll just get more annoying to those around you about them<|eor|><|sor|>"Ugh, they seriously couldn't have planned for this bug? It's one freaking bool."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 278 |
programmerhumor | Hamstersoge | i85jzr9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes now i have a changed perspective<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fhknkr58kry81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But you will learn to complain about basic UI problems.
"There is a typo on this button and it is going to take 6 months to fix?"<|eor|><|sor|>Don't even get me _started_ on video game UI.
For the most part, the UI/UX is great once you're in the game.
But holy shit navigating menus in AAA games that have come out in the last 10 years have been dogshit.
Battlefield 2042, Halo Infinite, and CoD:Warzone to name a few and those are just recent examples that are absolute disasters of menus upon menus.
Edit: Other notable examples of awful Video Game UI/UX:
* CSGO - Before and after Panoramic UI update. At least the legacy UI made sense with how the lobby system worked.
* Rainbow 6 Siege - probably less so on this but I'm likely biased since I play this game a lot. At least I can search for a game with one click.
* The Division 1 & 2 - a really poor attempt at Dead Space's UI/UX for the Menu and Inventory system. Which, btw, was really shitty on Mouse & Keyboard since it was designed for directional pads on controllers.
* Ubisoft Connect Overlay - super buggy, often doesn't integrate with whatever game your playing properly.
* Xbox PC App - as awesome as gamepass is, I have to Google so many things about the Xbox PC app. Some settings are in windows settings and not at all with the app itself.
* Origin/EA Desktop - Origin basically acting as a web browser on both yhe desktop and the overlay isn't a bad idea I guess? Would make sense if the calls made are the same as in a web browser. But it's executed so poorly the performance is incredibly slow. EA Desktop is still missing a number of features from Origin and has even _worse_ performance.
* Minecraft - I'm not super big into Minecraft so I'm not about to download a bunch of mods but the UI feels like a visual argument of "Designed for Controller" and "Designed for KBM." Like it seems more friendly to KBM but then you open a different menu and it was clearly designed for Controller over KBM...<|eor|><|sor|>Games that have you move a cursor around when using a controller are just stupid. Assassins Creed Valhalla is a prime example of this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 272 |
programmerhumor | prescod | i85fcpb | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes now i have a changed perspective<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fhknkr58kry81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This guy complained!
[https://nee.lv/2021/02/28/How-I-cut-GTA-Online-loading-times-by-70/](https://nee.lv/2021/02/28/How-I-cut-GTA-Online-loading-times-by-70/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 246 |
programmerhumor | NekkidApe | i859huq | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes now i have a changed perspective<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fhknkr58kry81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Learn to code and you'll realize there's no damn excuse for how crappy some software is, looking at you Microsoft Outlook 365.<|eor|><|sor|>You think outlook is bad? Have you seen _teams_??<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 212 |
programmerhumor | throwaway65864302 | i85700l | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes now i have a changed perspective<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fhknkr58kry81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No, youll just get more annoying to those around you about them<|eor|><|sor|>"Ugh, they seriously couldn't have planned for this bug? It's one freaking bool."<|eor|><|sor|>I'm so happy I didn't have to scroll far for this. My first thought too. I'm way, way harsher when I know this shit should've been avoidable, and like 90% of the bugs I hit either can't happen unless you make really stupid and obvious coding mistakes or can easily be found with automated tools.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 198 |
programmerhumor | jwright24153 | i85atsv | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes now i have a changed perspective<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fhknkr58kry81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Learn to code and spend the rest of your career cursing management for never ever ever building enough time for testing into the project plan but always happy to blame the developers when the end users find bugs
Spoiler alert: development always takes longer than estimated but the release date never budges, so something has to get thrown overboard to keep the ship from sinking, and it's always testing...<|eor|><|sor|>This is why you always _lie about how long it will take_.
(take your time estimate and double it is a trick everyone knows, and it still doesn't work. Just lie and do your testing with the extra time you bought with the lie).<|eor|><|sor|>Doesnt matter, testing will still get thrown out because we will use all the time anyway.<|eor|><|sor|>Do yall never feel done?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 178 |
programmerhumor | 7eggert | i85p452 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes now i have a changed perspective<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fhknkr58kry81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why cant they get someone competent to do this job? - Me complaining about bugs in the code I wrote myself.<|eor|><|sor|>Next level: "Even I wouldn't program shit like that"
Top level: Same as above, but true.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 137 |
programmerhumor | RagingAnemone | i85rxe4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes now i have a changed perspective<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fhknkr58kry81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why cant they get someone competent to do this job? - Me complaining about bugs in the code I wrote myself.<|eor|><|sor|>"Who wrote this shit?"
Checks git
Ahh, it was me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 111 |
programmerhumor | BeenRoundHereTooLong | i85b69v | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes now i have a changed perspective<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fhknkr58kry81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Learn to code and you'll realize there's no damn excuse for how crappy some software is, looking at you Microsoft Outlook 365.<|eor|><|sor|>You think outlook is bad? Have you seen _teams_??<|eor|><|sor|>Let me restart. Actually hold up Ill send you a zoom link<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 107 |
programmerhumor | AdSure744 | 118pqct | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust Strikes Again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/jnrrJzj.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,618 |
programmerhumor | Eygon_of_Carim_ | j9itejp | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust Strikes Again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/jnrrJzj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Youtube suddenly dropping the quality to 144p: we do a little trolling<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,130 |
programmerhumor | CreepyValuable | j9j0glb | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust Strikes Again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/jnrrJzj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What's old is new again. It's like that thing that allowed storing data on VHS.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,465 |
programmerhumor | enderfx | j9jistr | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust Strikes Again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/jnrrJzj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Monetize the video. Download the data every day, which will make it cheaper and cheaper. Make money by storing shit.
The balance of power is now flipped.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,672 |
programmerhumor | nelusbelus | j9j2lvx | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust Strikes Again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/jnrrJzj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Youtube suddenly dropping the quality to 144p: we do a little trolling<|eor|><|sor|>"Huh, why is my data suddenly in 144p?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,010 |
programmerhumor | OlMi1_YT | j9iy5ur | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust Strikes Again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/jnrrJzj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>QR codes on drugs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,392 |
programmerhumor | Wololegend | j9j8yko | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust Strikes Again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/jnrrJzj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Finally, a viable alternative to Github.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,792 |
programmerhumor | coloredgreyscale | j9j3xg6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust Strikes Again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/jnrrJzj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What's old is new again. It's like that thing that allowed storing data on VHS.<|eor|><|sor|>Saw a video on that some while ago. ~2gb on a 3h tape iirc
But not reliable, because the test with a new/unused tape failed to restore all files after writing them.
https://youtu.be/TUS0Zv2APjU
13:40 if you want to see how the data is stored in video<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,181 |
programmerhumor | odsquad64 | j9k9z5n | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust Strikes Again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/jnrrJzj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Finally, a viable alternative to Github.<|eor|><|sor|>I remember a long time ago (10+ years ago I'd say) somebody made a post showing off how they came up with a way to use reddit to store files. Then in the comments somebody wrote a fuse module to mount a subreddit and allowed you to use it like any network drive. An admin commented on the post "Please don't do this."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 849 |
programmerhumor | xfel11 | j9irk44 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust Strikes Again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/jnrrJzj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The real question is: how does it deal with all the ads YouTube puts in?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 841 |
programmerhumor | _antim8_ | j9jrnnz | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust Strikes Again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/jnrrJzj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Monetize the video. Download the data every day, which will make it cheaper and cheaper. Make money by storing shit.
The balance of power is now flipped.<|eor|><|sor|>Chaotic good<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 784 |
programmerhumor | PsiOryx | j9izm7k | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust Strikes Again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/jnrrJzj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This can be done in almost any language. Take your rusty trombone and go home<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 752 |
programmerhumor | king-one-two | j9jkdum | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust Strikes Again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/jnrrJzj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What's old is new again. It's like that thing that allowed storing data on VHS.<|eor|><|sor|>Anyone remember that Gmail-based filesystem? You could set up a Linux filesystem using a Gmail mailbox as the data store. This was back when you needed an invite to use Gmail, but everyone had 100 invites, so you had to use one to set up your storage email account. This was the first cloud storage I ever saw. It did have a flaw, though: if anyone knew the Gmail address you were using, they could corrupt your filesystem by sending you emails.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 583 |
programmerhumor | Machtri | j9kbhao | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust Strikes Again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/jnrrJzj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Finally, a viable alternative to Github.<|eor|><|sor|>I remember a long time ago (10+ years ago I'd say) somebody made a post showing off how they came up with a way to use reddit to store files. Then in the comments somebody wrote a fuse module to mount a subreddit and allowed you to use it like any network drive. An admin commented on the post "Please don't do this."<|eor|><|sor|> pwease dont turn our social network into a remote NAS. Servers are expwensive, and advwertisers dont like their ads being shown to onwy bots.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 581 |
programmerhumor | wiktorleyko | j9jlhbq | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust Strikes Again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/jnrrJzj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Youtube suddenly dropping the quality to 144p: we do a little trolling<|eor|><|sor|>"Huh, why is my data suddenly in 144p?"<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>YouTube likes to compress, so probably with colors, the data would be distorted by the alghoritm<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 576 |
programmerhumor | SocialArbiter | j9isxrc | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust Strikes Again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/jnrrJzj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The real question is: how does it deal with all the ads YouTube puts in?<|eor|><|sor|>It "does not implement them" just like NewPipe (or youtube-dl).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 567 |
programmerhumor | uTimu | j9jdu61 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust Strikes Again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/jnrrJzj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>QR codes on drugs<|eor|><|sor|>live-action adaptation of QR-Codes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 539 |
programmerhumor | Steamkicker | j9j5do7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust Strikes Again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/jnrrJzj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ah, it's a new Harder Drive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcJSW7Rprio&t<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 531 |
programmerhumor | TottyAmadeus | j9jl2zy | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust Strikes Again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/jnrrJzj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Youtube suddenly dropping the quality to 144p: we do a little trolling<|eor|><|sor|>"Huh, why is my data suddenly in 144p?"<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Fuck it, use opacity aswell<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 499 |
programmerhumor | perskes | j9jmus3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust Strikes Again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/jnrrJzj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Youtube suddenly dropping the quality to 144p: we do a little trolling<|eor|><|sor|>"Huh, why is my data suddenly in 144p?"<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Fuck it, use opacity aswell<|eor|><|sor|>"We handle user-data very transparently."
"Don't worry. All your data is safe, if it's invisible, hackers don't see it."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 474 |
programmerhumor | kevivm | y8qgfe | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a super Dev?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/btperishmwu91.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,607 |
programmerhumor | Laetitian | it1vidb | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a super Dev?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/btperishmwu91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Notice that for the illusion to work, the Dev has to miss each of their own shots so far that they don't even come back down anywhere in the camera's view.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,592 |
programmerhumor | photenth | it1wfth | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a super Dev?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/btperishmwu91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Notice that for the illusion to work, the Dev has to miss each of their own shots so far that they don't even come back down anywhere in the camera's view.<|eor|><|sor|>That's how circumvent tests without deleting them!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 447 |
programmerhumor | That-Row-3038 | it1vqv2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a super Dev?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/btperishmwu91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That is weirdly hypnotic<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 336 |
programmerhumor | ganri1001 | it1muh3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a super Dev?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/btperishmwu91.gif<|eol|><|sor|><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 330 |
programmerhumor | vhite | it1w1vp | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a super Dev?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/btperishmwu91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Then manage thinks to themselves: "That's easy, I could do that too, why am I paying these guys?" and tries to push a basketball into the container.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 265 |
programmerhumor | MinosAristos | it20ujr | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a super Dev?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/btperishmwu91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Notice that for the illusion to work, the Dev has to miss each of their own shots so far that they don't even come back down anywhere in the camera's view.<|eor|><|sor|>That's how circumvent tests without deleting them!<|eor|><|sor|>Remember to always practice test-driven development.
1) Write good tests for the generalized functionality needed
2) Implement the solution, manually test it locally
3) Run the tests, see them fail
4) Rewrite the tests closely tied to your implementation so that they pass
5) Commit and deploy
6) Wait for users to tell you if anything is broken
/s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 253 |
programmerhumor | kevivm | it1xdsa | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a super Dev?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/btperishmwu91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Then manage thinks to themselves: "That's easy, I could do that too, why am I paying these guys?" and tries to push a basketball into the container.<|eor|><|soopr|>something similar happened with me. We were asked to work on a POC. We estimated best case scenario 2 months. The manager says "If I knew coding, I would do it in 2 days", and we were speechless.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 154 |
programmerhumor | TheAJGman | it222gl | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a super Dev?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/btperishmwu91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Notice that for the illusion to work, the Dev has to miss each of their own shots so far that they don't even come back down anywhere in the camera's view.<|eor|><|sor|>That's how circumvent tests without deleting them!<|eor|><|sor|>Remember to always practice test-driven development.
1) Write good tests for the generalized functionality needed
2) Implement the solution, manually test it locally
3) Run the tests, see them fail
4) Rewrite the tests closely tied to your implementation so that they pass
5) Commit and deploy
6) Wait for users to tell you if anything is broken
/s<|eor|><|sor|>You missed one:
5.5) watch as QA completely ignores your new feature and pushes it directly to prod without review.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 118 |
programmerhumor | AlternativeAardvark6 | it1ywe5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a super Dev?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/btperishmwu91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Then manage thinks to themselves: "That's easy, I could do that too, why am I paying these guys?" and tries to push a basketball into the container.<|eor|><|soopr|>something similar happened with me. We were asked to work on a POC. We estimated best case scenario 2 months. The manager says "If I knew coding, I would do it in 2 days", and we were speechless.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Point him to a Python in 10 hours video or something and let him have a go.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 92 |
programmerhumor | Technical-Outside408 | it1x0bl | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a super Dev?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/btperishmwu91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That is weirdly hypnotic<|eor|><|sor|>Your face is weirdly hypnotic.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 69 |
programmerhumor | PMMePrettyRedheads | it1zban | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a super Dev?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/btperishmwu91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That is weirdly hypnotic<|eor|><|sor|>Your face is weirdly hypnotic.<|eor|><|sor|>Now kiss<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 68 |
programmerhumor | MinosAristos | it22ks7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a super Dev?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/btperishmwu91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Notice that for the illusion to work, the Dev has to miss each of their own shots so far that they don't even come back down anywhere in the camera's view.<|eor|><|sor|>That's how circumvent tests without deleting them!<|eor|><|sor|>Remember to always practice test-driven development.
1) Write good tests for the generalized functionality needed
2) Implement the solution, manually test it locally
3) Run the tests, see them fail
4) Rewrite the tests closely tied to your implementation so that they pass
5) Commit and deploy
6) Wait for users to tell you if anything is broken
/s<|eor|><|sor|>You missed one:
5.5) watch as QA completely ignores your new feature and pushes it directly to prod without review.<|eor|><|sor|>QA lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 68 |
programmerhumor | polmeeee | it1vp30 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a super Dev?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/btperishmwu91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Saw this on LinkedIn. Damn, first time I see something posted on r/programmerhumor after LinkedIn. Usually it's the other way round with LinkedIn influencers posting memes taken wholesale from r/programmerhumor.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 63 |
programmerhumor | TheUnknownDane | it1y8dp | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a super Dev?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/btperishmwu91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Not related to the programmer part, but I have heard that it's a good rule that if trickshots like this kind goes out of frame, you can be fairly certain it's faked.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
programmerhumor | HMS404 | it23rvs | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a super Dev?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/btperishmwu91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Then manage thinks to themselves: "That's easy, I could do that too, why am I paying these guys?" and tries to push a basketball into the container.<|eor|><|soopr|>something similar happened with me. We were asked to work on a POC. We estimated best case scenario 2 months. The manager says "If I knew coding, I would do it in 2 days", and we were speechless.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Yeah, if my grandma had wheels she'd be a motorcycle. People man.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 47 |
programmerhumor | SpacecraftX | it1y5ge | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a super Dev?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/btperishmwu91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Got the timing right for it to look like a natural arc due to gravity<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
programmerhumor | dicemonger | it2034e | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a super Dev?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/btperishmwu91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That is weirdly hypnotic<|eor|><|sor|>Your face is weirdly hypnotic.<|eor|><|sor|>Now kiss<|eor|><|sor|>Instructions unclear. Lips stuck in disc drive.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39 |
programmerhumor | sirixamo | it2e9iz | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a super Dev?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/btperishmwu91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Notice that for the illusion to work, the Dev has to miss each of their own shots so far that they don't even come back down anywhere in the camera's view.<|eor|><|sor|>That's how circumvent tests without deleting them!<|eor|><|sor|>Remember to always practice test-driven development.
1) Write good tests for the generalized functionality needed
2) Implement the solution, manually test it locally
3) Run the tests, see them fail
4) Rewrite the tests closely tied to your implementation so that they pass
5) Commit and deploy
6) Wait for users to tell you if anything is broken
/s<|eor|><|sor|>You missed one:
5.5) watch as QA completely ignores your new feature and pushes it directly to prod without review.<|eor|><|sor|>QA? Whats it like developing in 2015 again?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
programmerhumor | TheAJGman | it2ewfs | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a super Dev?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/btperishmwu91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Notice that for the illusion to work, the Dev has to miss each of their own shots so far that they don't even come back down anywhere in the camera's view.<|eor|><|sor|>That's how circumvent tests without deleting them!<|eor|><|sor|>Remember to always practice test-driven development.
1) Write good tests for the generalized functionality needed
2) Implement the solution, manually test it locally
3) Run the tests, see them fail
4) Rewrite the tests closely tied to your implementation so that they pass
5) Commit and deploy
6) Wait for users to tell you if anything is broken
/s<|eor|><|sor|>You missed one:
5.5) watch as QA completely ignores your new feature and pushes it directly to prod without review.<|eor|><|sor|>QA? Whats it like developing in 2015 again?<|eor|><|sor|>Considering they've found like 2 bugs since development started and we've found the rest in production, I wouldn't know.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmerhumor | Equal-Lemon1748 | yge3on | <|sols|><|sot|>the humourous<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3hzxgb2yqw91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,593 |
programmerhumor | nickmaran | iu8a0v7 | <|sols|><|sot|>the humourous<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3hzxgb2yqw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>
My brain when I've to think about a project name<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,378 |
programmerhumor | CodeFighterUB | iu8bkim | <|sols|><|sot|>the humourous<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3hzxgb2yqw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The number of times I've consiously chosen something else than i as the iterable
Only to make mistakes later on in the code because I unconsciously wrote i lmao
It starts with i
Then j
Finally k
And then a cry inside for using so many loops in a loop meaning I'm a failure as a programmer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,033 |
programmerhumor | AlphaSparqy | iu8cht5 | <|sols|><|sot|>the humourous<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3hzxgb2yqw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>
My brain when I've to think about a project name<|eor|><|sor|>ConsoleApplication15<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 569 |
programmerhumor | FeelingSurprise | iu8appi | <|sols|><|sot|>the humourous<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3hzxgb2yqw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>At the latest when your nested loops reach m, you should think about refactoring your code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 501 |
programmerhumor | AlphaSparqy | iu8c40w | <|sols|><|sot|>the humourous<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3hzxgb2yqw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The number of times I've consiously chosen something else than i as the iterable
Only to make mistakes later on in the code because I unconsciously wrote i lmao
It starts with i
Then j
Finally k
And then a cry inside for using so many loops in a loop meaning I'm a failure as a programmer<|eor|><|sor|>>And then a cry inside for using so many loops in a loop meaning I'm a faliure as a programmer
You were just converting a recursive function to an iterative function to preserve your stack size. That doesn't make you a failure.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 389 |
programmerhumor | 2930apple | iu88kvc | <|sols|><|sot|>the humourous<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3hzxgb2yqw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>this is when i realize the i stands for iterable
edit: some people say it stands for index. take my comment with a grain of salt as i up until today thought i was just a random letter people often used<|eor|><|sor|>Always thought it was short for index. Close enough.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 268 |
programmerhumor | Im2bored17 | iu8lfxr | <|sols|><|sot|>the humourous<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3hzxgb2yqw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>
My brain when I've to think about a project name<|eor|><|sor|>ConsoleApplication15<|eor|><|sor|>You've written 14 Console apps? Wow.<|eor|><|sor|>You gotta start at 10, or people think it's your first version and won't buy it. Then you also have to skip 13 cuz unlucky and 11 so that 12 looks like more of an accomplishment.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 246 |
programmerhumor | Benimation | iu8fslk | <|sols|><|sot|>the humourous<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3hzxgb2yqw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>At the latest when your nested loops reach m, you should think about refactoring your code.<|eor|><|sor|>What do you mean? You still have 13 levels to go! And if you allow wrapping around it's 21 levels!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 232 |
programmerhumor | Entire-Database1679 | iu8l2eu | <|sols|><|sot|>the humourous<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3hzxgb2yqw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>
My brain when I've to think about a project name<|eor|><|sor|>ConsoleApplication15<|eor|><|sor|>You've written 14 Console apps? Wow.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 187 |
programmerhumor | Vestigial_joint | iu87dll | <|sols|><|sot|>the humourous<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3hzxgb2yqw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I prefer "harold"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 177 |
programmerhumor | Zirton | iu8mc5s | <|sols|><|sot|>the humourous<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3hzxgb2yqw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>At the latest when your nested loops reach m, you should think about refactoring your code.<|eor|><|sor|>What do you mean? You still have 13 levels to go! And if you allow wrapping around it's 21 levels!<|eor|><|sor|>You can follow the paths of Excel to reach infinite loops: ia, ib, ic,...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 161 |
programmerhumor | magicmulder | iu8at8m | <|sols|><|sot|>the humourous<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3hzxgb2yqw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>this is when i realize the i stands for iterable
edit: some people say it stands for index. take my comment with a grain of salt as i up until today thought i was just a random letter people often used<|eor|><|sor|>As a mathematician who uses i,j,k for integer indexes it always came natural to me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 157 |
programmerhumor | Benimation | iu8fdb3 | <|sols|><|sot|>the humourous<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3hzxgb2yqw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>this is when i realize the i stands for iterable
edit: some people say it stands for index. take my comment with a grain of salt as i up until today thought i was just a random letter people often used<|eor|><|sor|>As a mathematician who uses i,j,k for integer indexes it always came natural to me.<|eor|><|sor|>But is it index, jndex, kndex or iterable, jterable, kterable?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
programmerhumor | Equal-Lemon1748 | iu87h5x | <|sols|><|sot|>the humourous<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3hzxgb2yqw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I prefer "harold"<|eor|><|soopr|>Your methods are beyond my understanding<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 109 |
programmerhumor | Stop_Sign | iu9491w | <|sols|><|sot|>the humourous<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3hzxgb2yqw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The number of times I've consiously chosen something else than i as the iterable
Only to make mistakes later on in the code because I unconsciously wrote i lmao
It starts with i
Then j
Finally k
And then a cry inside for using so many loops in a loop meaning I'm a failure as a programmer<|eor|><|sor|>>And then a cry inside for using so many loops in a loop meaning I'm a faliure as a programmer
You were just converting a recursive function to an iterative function to preserve your stack size. That doesn't make you a failure.<|eor|><|sor|>Unless you're iterating like a 3d array, maybe make one of the loops it's own method, for readability<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 107 |
programmerhumor | TRLagia | iu8ra62 | <|sols|><|sot|>the humourous<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3hzxgb2yqw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>At the latest when your nested loops reach m, you should think about refactoring your code.<|eor|><|sor|>What do you mean? You still have 13 levels to go! And if you allow wrapping around it's 21 levels!<|eor|><|sor|>You can follow the paths of Excel to reach infinite loops: ia, ib, ic,...<|eor|><|sor|>until you get to if<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 107 |
programmerhumor | ControversySandbox | iu8bdv5 | <|sols|><|sot|>the humourous<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3hzxgb2yqw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>this is when i realize the i stands for iterable
edit: some people say it stands for index. take my comment with a grain of salt as i up until today thought i was just a random letter people often used<|eor|><|sor|>Always thought it was short for index. Close enough.<|eor|><|sor|>wait its not? r/todayilearned<|eor|><|sor|>Don't listen to people on the internet who don't state sources<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 106 |
programmerhumor | SandmanKFMF | iu867n1 | <|sols|><|sot|>the humourous<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3hzxgb2yqw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>i:
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 102 |
programmerhumor | riskable | iu8sik2 | <|sols|><|sot|>the humourous<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3hzxgb2yqw91.png<|eol|><|sor|>
My brain when I've to think about a project name<|eor|><|sor|>ConsoleApplication15<|eor|><|sor|>You've written 14 Console apps? Wow.<|eor|><|sor|>You gotta start at 10, or people think it's your first version and won't buy it. Then you also have to skip 13 cuz unlucky and 11 so that 12 looks like more of an accomplishment.<|eor|><|sor|>The trick is to use dot notation! 13 may scare some people but 1.3 is decimal perfection <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 90 |
programmerhumor | a1z1c1 | 7p88zj | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking help in Linux forums<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eANE39G.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,563 |
programmerhumor | McJock | dsfco1s | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking help in Linux forums<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eANE39G.png<|eol|><|sor|>As has been scientifically proven, the best way to get help in any forum is to post an obviously wrong solution and insist it is correct.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,188 |
programmerhumor | asquared31415 | dsfeq2d | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking help in Linux forums<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eANE39G.png<|eol|><|sor|>As has been scientifically proven, the best way to get help in any forum is to post an obviously wrong solution and insist it is correct.<|eor|><|sor|>It is. Especially as most programmers hate incorrect answers, and many will also have to prove you wrong, by providing a working example.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,571 |
programmerhumor | DOOManiac | dsfeid3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking help in Linux forums<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eANE39G.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is how we did things before StackOverflow kids. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,523 |
programmerhumor | Neocrasher | dsfg6y4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking help in Linux forums<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eANE39G.png<|eol|><|sor|>"The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the wrong answer."
Cunningham's Law
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ward_Cunningham#Ideas_and_inventions<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,267 |
programmerhumor | loddfavne | dsfl1o4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking help in Linux forums<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eANE39G.png<|eol|><|sor|>As has been scientifically proven, the best way to get help in any forum is to post an obviously wrong solution and insist it is correct.<|eor|><|sor|>It is. Especially as most programmers hate incorrect answers, and many will also have to prove you wrong, by providing a working example.<|eor|><|sor|>Please tell me this is not the reason that programmers made Linux... Is it?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,952 |
programmerhumor | Abnormal_Specimen | dsfqi50 | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking help in Linux forums<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eANE39G.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is how we did things before StackOverflow kids. <|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>So you make an alt account, answer yourself incorrectly, and wait for fifty people to suddenly care. Easy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,570 |
programmerhumor | Yawzheek | dsfj65l | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking help in Linux forums<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eANE39G.png<|eol|><|sor|>This works with optimization. Post your code, claim it may be the most efficient, then sit back while everyone goes out of their way to show you why it isn't.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,437 |
programmerhumor | Avamander | dsfl75i | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking help in Linux forums<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eANE39G.png<|eol|><|sor|>As has been scientifically proven, the best way to get help in any forum is to post an obviously wrong solution and insist it is correct.<|eor|><|sor|>It is. Especially as most programmers hate incorrect answers, and many will also have to prove you wrong, by providing a working example.<|eor|><|sor|>Please tell me this is not the reason that programmers made Linux... Is it?<|eor|><|sor|>Probably is.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,165 |
programmerhumor | chooxy | dsfn3wt | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking help in Linux forums<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eANE39G.png<|eol|><|sor|>As has been scientifically proven, the best way to get help in any forum is to post an obviously wrong solution and insist it is correct.<|eor|><|sor|>It is. Especially as most programmers hate incorrect answers, and many will also have to prove you wrong, by providing a working example.<|eor|><|sor|>Please tell me this is not the reason that programmers made Linux... Is it?<|eor|><|sor|>Probably is.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Hey you just fell for his incorrect answer!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 870 |
programmerhumor | blahehblah | dsfnzr7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking help in Linux forums<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eANE39G.png<|eol|><|sor|>"The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the wrong answer."
Cunningham's Law
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ward_Cunningham#Ideas_and_inventions<|eor|><|sor|>It's how I get my HR person to actually answer my emails<|eor|><|sor|>> I understand that you're very busy and so that's why you haven't been able to reply, so we're thinking of just going ahead and firing the employee in question with the reason that they're pregnant. Bob gave me the revelant forms so I'll just sort it out this afternoon and drop the paperwork by your office tomorrow
- Mgamerz (probably)
> Nononononooooo
- HR (probably)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 853 |
programmerhumor | micheal65536 | dsfij6q | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking help in Linux forums<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eANE39G.png<|eol|><|sor|>Because as soon as Linux users realise that they're getting a bad reputation and are on the edge of losing a potential convert, they'll do everything they can to solve it.
Source: Am Linux user, can confirm.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 612 |
programmerhumor | Mgamerz | dsflet9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking help in Linux forums<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eANE39G.png<|eol|><|sor|>"The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the wrong answer."
Cunningham's Law
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ward_Cunningham#Ideas_and_inventions<|eor|><|sor|>It's how I get my HR person to actually answer my emails<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 544 |
programmerhumor | edinburg | dsfjqo6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking help in Linux forums<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eANE39G.png<|eol|><|sor|>This works with optimization. Post your code, claim it may be the most efficient, then sit back while everyone goes out of their way to show you why it isn't.<|eor|><|sor|>Now that's clever.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 486 |
programmerhumor | PullJosh | dsflr13 | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking help in Linux forums<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eANE39G.png<|eol|><|sor|>This works with optimization. Post your code, claim it may be the most efficient, then sit back while everyone goes out of their way to show you why it isn't.<|eor|><|sor|>Now that's clever.<|eor|><|sor|>Optimal, even.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 389 |
programmerhumor | gamerSIXNINEONE | dsfikfl | <|sols|><|sot|>Asking help in Linux forums<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eANE39G.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Wired is superior<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 368 |
programmerhumor | II-WalkerGer-II | 7i77wn | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this beautiful piece of modern art in my office this morning.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EHAg39B.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,540 |
programmerhumor | some__other__guy | dqwrqf7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this beautiful piece of modern art in my office this morning.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EHAg39B.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think your link is broken, it's not loading for me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,945 |
programmerhumor | II-WalkerGer-II | dqwtm2l | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this beautiful piece of modern art in my office this morning.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EHAg39B.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think your link is broken, it's not loading for me.<|eor|><|soopr|>Have you tried turning it off and on again?<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,148 |
programmerhumor | BobbitTheDog | dqwnsqf | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this beautiful piece of modern art in my office this morning.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EHAg39B.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription:*
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[*A framed picture hanging on a wall. The picture in the frame has a grey outline with the Netscape/Mozilla "missing image" icon in the upper left corner.*]
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^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit! [If  you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|sor|>your username has me worried...
pm me two blinks if you need help<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 934 |
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