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programmerhumor | II-WalkerGer-II | dqwye4x | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this beautiful piece of modern art in my office this morning.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EHAg39B.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think your link is broken, it's not loading for me.<|eor|><|soopr|>Have you tried turning it off and on again?<|eoopr|><|sor|>The link?<|eor|><|soopr|>I don't care, that's not my job<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 919 |
programmerhumor | II-WalkerGer-II | dqwt95i | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this beautiful piece of modern art in my office this morning.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EHAg39B.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>A piece of paper and a frame<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 544 |
programmerhumor | exploder98 | dqwy8ka | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this beautiful piece of modern art in my office this morning.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EHAg39B.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think your link is broken, it's not loading for me.<|eor|><|soopr|>Have you tried turning it off and on again?<|eoopr|><|sor|>The link?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 476 |
programmerhumor | piyoucaneat | dqwsqqn | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this beautiful piece of modern art in my office this morning.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EHAg39B.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription:*
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[*A framed picture hanging on a wall. The picture in the frame has a grey outline with the Netscape/Mozilla "missing image" icon in the upper left corner.*]
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^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit! [If  you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|sor|>your username has me worried...
pm me two blinks if you need help<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|sor|>!isSlave iamnotaslave<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 301 |
programmerhumor | II-WalkerGer-II | dqwtq83 | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this beautiful piece of modern art in my office this morning.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EHAg39B.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>A piece of paper and a frame<|eoopr|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>About 2,147,483,648 cents.
^(you aren't serious, are you?)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 276 |
programmerhumor | splettnet | dqwnq8r | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this beautiful piece of modern art in my office this morning.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EHAg39B.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love 90s art.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 210 |
programmerhumor | Orisgeinkras | dqwsvzr | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this beautiful piece of modern art in my office this morning.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EHAg39B.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription:*
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[*A framed picture hanging on a wall. The picture in the frame has a grey outline with the Netscape/Mozilla "missing image" icon in the upper left corner.*]
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^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit! [If  you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|sor|>your username has me worried...
pm me two blinks if you need help<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|sor|>!isSlave iamnotaslave<|eor|><|sor|>If (!isSlave == true) {
saveThem;
}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 179 |
programmerhumor | MJBrune | dqx6chr | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this beautiful piece of modern art in my office this morning.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EHAg39B.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think your link is broken, it's not loading for me.<|eor|><|soopr|>Have you tried turning it off and on again?<|eoopr|><|sor|>The link?<|eor|><|soopr|>I don't care, that's not my job<|eoopr|><|sor|>It's off. That means I turn it on and just walk away.
*bursts into flames*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 163 |
programmerhumor | II-WalkerGer-II | dqwv30q | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this beautiful piece of modern art in my office this morning.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EHAg39B.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>A piece of paper and a frame<|eoopr|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>About 2,147,483,648 cents.
^(you aren't serious, are you?)<|eoopr|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>Yeah. Awesome, we've got a deal then! Just PayPal me the money and I'll get you the signature for free<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 154 |
programmerhumor | cpu1512 | dqwxaoc | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this beautiful piece of modern art in my office this morning.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EHAg39B.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Correction: You did not find that piece of art.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 129 |
programmerhumor | MJBrune | dqx6fpn | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this beautiful piece of modern art in my office this morning.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EHAg39B.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think your link is broken, it's not loading for me.<|eor|><|soopr|>Have you tried turning it off and on again?<|eoopr|><|sor|>The link?<|eor|><|soopr|>I don't care, that's not my job<|eoopr|><|sor|>It's off. That means I turn it on and just walk away.
*bursts into flames*<|eor|><|sor|>Dear Sir/Madam,
I am writing to inform you about a fire that has broken out on the premises of 123 caldar rd.
Looking forward to hearing from you.
All the best,
Maurice Moss<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 122 |
programmerhumor | mcshankin | 7kf4ki | <|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,528 |
programmerhumor | ICAA | drdyaxs | <|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|sor|>But did they use coding and algorithms?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,995 |
programmerhumor | Badel2 | dre6blh | <|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|sor|>I once found a minecraft mod that would literally do `fps = fps + 10` somewhere in the code, to make it look like it made the game run faster.
Update: found [the actual code](https://i.redd.it/799giqqfmk401.png)! I had to decompile and deobfuscate it a bit, and as you see it's even kind of advanced.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,257 |
programmerhumor | janlothar | dreb332 | <|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|sor|>I once found a minecraft mod that would literally do `fps = fps + 10` somewhere in the code, to make it look like it made the game run faster.
Update: found [the actual code](https://i.redd.it/799giqqfmk401.png)! I had to decompile and deobfuscate it a bit, and as you see it's even kind of advanced.<|eor|><|sor|>That's terrible of them. They should've done
fps += 10<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,213 |
programmerhumor | Ccoolboy | dre9z7o | <|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|sor|>But did they use coding and algorithms?<|eor|><|sor|>What is this a reference to? It rings a bell.<|eor|><|sor|>[This post](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/5ylndv/so_thats_how_they_did_it_its_brilliant/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,081 |
programmerhumor | Gizmo_of_Arabia | dre9vqi | <|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|sor|>But did they use coding and algorithms?<|eor|><|sor|>What is this a reference to? It rings a bell.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 888 |
programmerhumor | ForceBlade | dre743b | <|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|sor|>Some games these days legit check if <60 then start culling features. a toggled setting of course.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 632 |
programmerhumor | BetaDecay121 | drecjdm | <|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|sor|>I once found a minecraft mod that would literally do `fps = fps + 10` somewhere in the code, to make it look like it made the game run faster.
Update: found [the actual code](https://i.redd.it/799giqqfmk401.png)! I had to decompile and deobfuscate it a bit, and as you see it's even kind of advanced.<|eor|><|sor|>That's terrible of them. They should've done
fps += 10<|eor|><|sor|> for (int i = 1; i <= 10; i++){
fps++
}
FTFY<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 616 |
programmerhumor | AtomicSuperMe | drdxgyc | <|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|sor|>Now to cure cancer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 578 |
programmerhumor | DragonTamerMCT | dreb7bh | <|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|sor|>But did they use coding and algorithms?<|eor|><|sor|>What is this a reference to? It rings a bell.<|eor|><|sor|>[This post](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/5ylndv/so_thats_how_they_did_it_its_brilliant/)<|eor|><|sor|>I kind of understand this I guess.
Its designed for extreme laypeople that think of hobby drones as purely shitty flying RC cars. Basically dumb boxes that cant think other than your radio inputs. (Of course all drones have brainboxes on board, otherwise they wouldnt be stable).
Uh I mean...
C O D I N G AND A L G O R I T H M S<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 564 |
programmerhumor | name_not_shown | drdz6vd | <|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|sor|>Now to cure cancer<|eor|><|sor|>main()
{
if (cancer != 0) {
cancer = 0
}
}<|eor|><|sor|>Somebody get this to the Mayo Clinic<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 498 |
programmerhumor | thebigRword | dre7dsu | <|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|sor|>if (buyingStocks) {
buyOnesThatOnlyGoUp();
}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 424 |
programmerhumor | Big_Ol_Johnson | dre8dwu | <|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|sor|>I once found a minecraft mod that would literally do `fps = fps + 10` somewhere in the code, to make it look like it made the game run faster.
Update: found [the actual code](https://i.redd.it/799giqqfmk401.png)! I had to decompile and deobfuscate it a bit, and as you see it's even kind of advanced.<|eor|><|sor|>Well I mean humans can only see 30 fps so it's not like we can tell /s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 365 |
programmerhumor | Roflkopt3r | dred4v8 | <|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|sor|>But did they use coding and algorithms?<|eor|><|sor|>What is this a reference to? It rings a bell.<|eor|><|sor|>[This post](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/5ylndv/so_thats_how_they_did_it_its_brilliant/)<|eor|><|sor|>I kind of understand this I guess.
Its designed for extreme laypeople that think of hobby drones as purely shitty flying RC cars. Basically dumb boxes that cant think other than your radio inputs. (Of course all drones have brainboxes on board, otherwise they wouldnt be stable).
Uh I mean...
C O D I N G AND A L G O R I T H M S<|eor|><|sor|>Also this comment
if(goingToCrashIntoEachOther) {
dont();
}
wouldn't be the most terrible function names I've ever seen. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 359 |
programmerhumor | saladoc | drduovn | <|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcriptions: Text Messages*
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**Gray**:
if (fps < 60) {
fps = 60;
}
**Purple**: By God you've done it
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^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 320 |
programmerhumor | supertoub | jv7yuw | <|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,511 |
programmerhumor | michaelvf99 | gci2de0 | <|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Who uses a signed for prison sentence?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,179 |
programmerhumor | Techi3r | gci2y08 | <|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Who uses a signed for prison sentence?<|eor|><|sor|>Shit was probably written in Cobol. They always declared signed for the heck of it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,577 |
programmerhumor | Morrido | gci8mvi | <|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>It's 2020, everyone. We should have 32bit judges by now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,244 |
programmerhumor | MischiefArchitect | gcicc76 | <|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ah, good old 16bit Judge, he shows the first **signs** of age, only a little **bit**.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 797 |
programmerhumor | lestofante | gcibm9p | <|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>It's 2020, everyone. We should have 32bit judges by now.<|eor|><|sor|>*64<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 460 |
programmerhumor | Taleuntum | gcidcd3 | <|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Who uses a signed for prison sentence?<|eor|><|sor|>Come on, like you have never declared some random variable as int.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 351 |
programmerhumor | netheroth | gcikr29 | <|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Who uses a signed for prison sentence?<|eor|><|sor|>Shit was probably written in Cobol. They always declared signed for the heck of it<|eor|><|sor|>> For the hack of it
FTFY<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 304 |
programmerhumor | TransientFeelings | gcidch7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I didn't understand until I realized the period wasn't a decimal point... How do languages work for countries who use a comma as a decimal point? Surely there aren't different "localities" of, e.g. C++, right??<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 257 |
programmerhumor | ClikeX | gcigmjy | <|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I didn't understand until I realized the period wasn't a decimal point... How do languages work for countries who use a comma as a decimal point? Surely there aren't different "localities" of, e.g. C++, right??<|eor|><|sor|>We use comma for decimal here in the Netherlands.
Programming languages are luckily not adjusted for locale.
It's anoying when trying to copy over numbers from documents to code. I'm also way too used to the . Decimal system now. So I usually use the wrong syntax in Dutch.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 214 |
programmerhumor | MilkingMyCow | gcicnw5 | <|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>It's 2020, everyone. We should have 32bit judges by now.<|eor|><|sor|>*64<|eor|><|sor|>uint64<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 162 |
programmerhumor | lego3410 | gcid9av | <|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Prison: Ok, you'll be released if currentDate == now() -32,768 days<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 152 |
programmerhumor | pmMe_PoliticOpinions | gciuoup | <|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Who uses a signed for prison sentence?<|eor|><|sor|>Shit was probably written in Cobol. They always declared signed for the heck of it<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>>lol
Haha<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 120 |
programmerhumor | MostlyEinsteinPoems | gcignri | <|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Who uses a signed for prison sentence?<|eor|><|sor|>Come on, like you have never declared some random variable as int.<|eor|><|sor|>Only if their supposed to be strings<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 114 |
programmerhumor | codercaleb | gcj3xc0 | <|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Who uses a signed for prison sentence?<|eor|><|sor|>Shit was probably written in Cobol. They always declared signed for the heck of it<|eor|><|sor|>Didn't COBOL also store numbers as text anyway, defined as S9(2)V9(3) or something like that? So it wouldn't roll over until 99.999?<|eor|><|sor|>The point of the V9(3) was more for formatting when the field was moved or written out. The actual number is default stored as text but can also be stored as binary or packed(just text but (2x - 1) as efficient) as well<|eor|><|sor|>This answer cost $10,000 in consulting fees.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 111 |
programmerhumor | Morrido | gcimla3 | <|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>It's 2020, everyone. We should have 32bit judges by now.<|eor|><|sor|>*64<|eor|><|sor|>uint64<|eor|><|sor|>*long*<|eor|><|sor|>Do you mean `long` or `long long`?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 111 |
programmerhumor | loosecatch | gcid0sy | <|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ah, good old 16bit Judge, he shows the first **signs** of age, only a little **bit**.<|eor|><|sor|>\>=[<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 107 |
programmerhumor | linux-nerd | gci5v7n | <|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Umm. Noob here.
Can someone explain?<|eor|><|sor|>It's an overflow where a value above the max becomes the minimum.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 106 |
programmerhumor | HasBeendead | gci5zn4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>He goes back 32768 years in history lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 105 |
programmerhumor | kirakun | gcikayx | <|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Prison: Ok, you'll be released if currentDate == now() -32,768 days<|eor|><|sor|>Only in bad coding. Resilient code would be
```
if (currentDate > releaseDate) {
releasePrisoner();
}
```<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 103 |
programmerhumor | LongLiveCHIEF | 11uvwvn | <|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,456 |
programmerhumor | 2G_Liu | jcr5pri | <|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>For programmers,
Twitter verification: I sleep
Git Commit GPG verification: Real shit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,489 |
programmerhumor | Future_Green_7222 | jcq7ccb | <|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'd understand that about Vue, a completely open source library, but React has the support of Facebook<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,440 |
programmerhumor | NebXan | jcqd8su | <|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'd understand that about Vue, a completely open source library, but React has the support of Facebook<|eor|><|sor|>React: Hey Dad, can I have $8 so I can get Twitter verified?
Facebook: No, son. And never ask me that again.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,387 |
programmerhumor | dllimport | jcqpf26 | <|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Anyone can verify for $8 it means nothing. Why waste the money<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,525 |
programmerhumor | ElonMusk_bot | jcqhpii | <|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'd understand that about Vue, a completely open source library, but React has the support of Facebook<|eor|><|sor|>React: Hey Dad, can I have $8 so I can get Twitter verified?
Facebook: No, son. And never ask me that again.<|eor|><|sor|>I only bought twitter so i wouldnt get bullied anymore<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,509 |
programmerhumor | dodexahedron | jcrexhe | <|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'd understand that about Vue, a completely open source library, but React has the support of Facebook<|eor|><|sor|>React: Hey Dad, can I have $8 so I can get Twitter verified?
Facebook: No, son. And never ask me that again.<|eor|><|sor|>I only bought twitter so i wouldnt get bullied anymore<|eor|><|sor|>Lol this bot is ridiculous, but when it hits it hits<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 596 |
programmerhumor | yottalogical | jcrqirr | <|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>For programmers,
Twitter verification: I sleep
Git Commit GPG verification: Real shit<|eor|><|sor|>Git Commit SSH verification is where it's at these days.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 561 |
programmerhumor | VelionaVollerei | jcqspl0 | <|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>At the same time, twitter blue does nothing to get "Verified". Anyone with 8$ can do it, so better not waste money on a shiny badge<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 555 |
programmerhumor | odraencoded | jcr6anp | <|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Anyone can verify for $8 it means nothing. Why waste the money<|eor|><|sor|>People assume they will get preferential treatment if they pay $8.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 331 |
programmerhumor | ElonMusk_bot | jcqxfn7 | <|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I just checked their twitter page, can't blame facebook for not shelling out the 8 dollars a month
​
https://twitter.com/reactjs<|eor|><|sor|>I've laid off most of the staff, and Twitter's still running. Looks like they weren't necessary.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 316 |
programmerhumor | ElonMusk_bot | jcqsqsl | <|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>At the same time, twitter blue does nothing to get "Verified". Anyone with 8$ can do it, so better not waste money on a shiny badge<|eor|><|sor|>Twitter is my personal diary.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 301 |
programmerhumor | MechanicalHorse | jcqg8mc | <|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'd understand that about Vue, a completely open source library, but React has the support of Facebook<|eor|><|sor|>Who cares? The blue checkmark means nothing these days.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 284 |
programmerhumor | ElonMusk_bot | jcr4ypw | <|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why are people still using Twitter FFS?!<|eor|><|sor|>Twitter is the best place to test my ideas and see how people react.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 251 |
programmerhumor | That-Row-3038 | jcqmgvh | <|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I just checked their twitter page, can't blame facebook for not shelling out the 8 dollars a month
​
https://twitter.com/reactjs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 242 |
programmerhumor | 5erif | jcs5rfa | <|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'd understand that about Vue, a completely open source library, but React has the support of Facebook<|eor|><|sor|>React: Hey Dad, can I have $8 so I can get Twitter verified?
Facebook: No, son. And never ask me that again.<|eor|><|sor|>I only bought twitter so i wouldnt get bullied anymore<|eor|><|sor|>Lol this bot is ridiculous, but when it hits it hits<|eor|><|sor|>Its "verified" flair is perfect.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 212 |
programmerhumor | JackS15 | jcrleqr | <|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Anyone can verify for $8 it means nothing. Why waste the money<|eor|><|sor|>People assume they will get preferential treatment if they pay $8.<|eor|><|sor|>Dont they though? Isnt that one of Elons changes to Twitter that verified accounts have higher visibility?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 193 |
programmerhumor | imdefinitelywong | jcrtyw2 | <|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'd understand that about Vue, a completely open source library, but React has the support of Facebook<|eor|><|sor|>React: Hey Dad, can I have $8 so I can get Twitter verified?
Facebook: No, son. And never ask me that again.<|eor|><|sor|>I only bought twitter so i wouldnt get bullied anymore<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>You don't, it replies randomly<|eor|><|sor|>So it already acts like elon?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 182 |
programmerhumor | vlsdo | jcrledi | <|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'd understand that about Vue, a completely open source library, but React has the support of Facebook<|eor|><|sor|>React: Hey Dad, can I have $8 so I can get Twitter verified?
Facebook: No, son. And never ask me that again.<|eor|><|sor|>Facebook: we have verification at home<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 173 |
programmerhumor | Quirky-Stress-823 | jcrsluf | <|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>For programmers,
Twitter verification: I sleep
Git Commit GPG verification: Real shit<|eor|><|sor|>Git Commit SSH verification is where it's at these days.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, you can do that?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 156 |
programmerhumor | Deep-Ad591 | w43z8i | <|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,439 |
programmerhumor | dazailaw | ih0c0qo | <|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Six rounds of interview to get a job that babysits Pooh <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,180 |
programmerhumor | Anjz | ih0oq74 | <|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Six rounds of interview to get a job that babysits Pooh <|eor|><|sor|>It's actually the worst when you're 6 rounds in, everything went peachy perfect and then one stupid ass question throws you off or you're not a social fit for one specific person and BAM you're done.
Happened to me a couple of times and it's such a stupid process. Like goddamnit, give me the hard questions first or give me the shitty people first so I don't have to spend weeks doing this shit and preparing for fuckall. They always leave the smug motherfucker last with the impossible how do you crack AES-256 type bullshit.
Like my dude, you already know I'm gonna be spending 90% of my time on stack exchange only socializing once a day in the scrum standups. Let's get the hard part done with.
Excuse my french.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 726 |
programmerhumor | Chewnard | ih07p5t | <|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes the job is always pooh<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 661 |
programmerhumor | _Viceadmiral | ih0frr5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Am I the only one that's drowning in complexity at work, and the interviews weren't that bad?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 498 |
programmerhumor | Fenor | ih0u35z | <|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Six rounds of interview to get a job that babysits Pooh <|eor|><|sor|>It's actually the worst when you're 6 rounds in, everything went peachy perfect and then one stupid ass question throws you off or you're not a social fit for one specific person and BAM you're done.
Happened to me a couple of times and it's such a stupid process. Like goddamnit, give me the hard questions first or give me the shitty people first so I don't have to spend weeks doing this shit and preparing for fuckall. They always leave the smug motherfucker last with the impossible how do you crack AES-256 type bullshit.
Like my dude, you already know I'm gonna be spending 90% of my time on stack exchange only socializing once a day in the scrum standups. Let's get the hard part done with.
Excuse my french.<|eor|><|sor|>sound like the amazon interview process<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 185 |
programmerhumor | nomelettes | ih0hhut | <|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Am I the only one that's drowning in complexity at work, and the interviews weren't that bad?<|eor|><|sor|>No, my interview was easy, then the job itself has been rough for me.
Its a fairly reasonable full stack job too.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 179 |
programmerhumor | O_norte-americano | ih0gl63 | <|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reverse for me lol. No technical interview for my current job, but working with legacy code now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 177 |
programmerhumor | Treacherous_Peach | ih0i0h0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Am I the only one that's drowning in complexity at work, and the interviews weren't that bad?<|eor|><|sor|>You'll get used to the complexity eventually and dealing with complex problems at work will become second nature to you. But since we only flex interview muscles in interviews, tough technical interviews kinda just stay tough, unless you're just constantly grinding them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 158 |
programmerhumor | james2432 | ih0hhqb | <|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes the job is always pooh<|eor|><|sor|>ohhhh bother!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 122 |
programmerhumor | hibikikun | ih0qvl9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Six rounds of interview to get a job that babysits Pooh <|eor|><|sor|>Recruiter tried to set me up with a "hot start up". I looked up their interview process on glassdoor.
15+ hours take home coding project, requires to be presented and all.
then a full day of interviews.
They're currently at 80% negative experience<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 107 |
programmerhumor | Mitoni | ih0hef1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Go ahead and write out this code to solve this problem the long way, which you would never use in your job, because there are libraries and frameworks that do that work for you."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 103 |
programmerhumor | giggluigg | ih0k8lf | <|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Am I the only one that's drowning in complexity at work, and the interviews weren't that bad?<|eor|><|sor|>No, my interview was easy, then the job itself has been rough for me.
Its a fairly reasonable full stack job too.<|eor|><|sor|>When the selection process is less tough (in terms of knowledge and experience required to pass), less skilled people tend to join (not saying you or anyone else specifically, I mean overall). And this makes the job naturally harder. Unless youre a one-man team on a greenfield project. Then the middle managers will help making it hard for you, dont worry.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 96 |
programmerhumor | lurkin_arounnd | ih0muhz | <|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Am I the only one that's drowning in complexity at work, and the interviews weren't that bad?<|eor|><|sor|>You'll get used to the complexity eventually and dealing with complex problems at work will become second nature to you. But since we only flex interview muscles in interviews, tough technical interviews kinda just stay tough, unless you're just constantly grinding them.<|eor|><|sor|>This. You get paid to become a better programmer. You last minute scramble to become a better interviewee when you get tired of your job<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 87 |
programmerhumor | FishRaposo1 | ih08a1a | <|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why are you fighting the Chinese?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 85 |
programmerhumor | Chickenfrend | ih0z2eq | <|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Six rounds of interview to get a job that babysits Pooh <|eor|><|sor|>It's actually the worst when you're 6 rounds in, everything went peachy perfect and then one stupid ass question throws you off or you're not a social fit for one specific person and BAM you're done.
Happened to me a couple of times and it's such a stupid process. Like goddamnit, give me the hard questions first or give me the shitty people first so I don't have to spend weeks doing this shit and preparing for fuckall. They always leave the smug motherfucker last with the impossible how do you crack AES-256 type bullshit.
Like my dude, you already know I'm gonna be spending 90% of my time on stack exchange only socializing once a day in the scrum standups. Let's get the hard part done with.
Excuse my french.<|eor|><|sor|>sound like the amazon interview process<|eor|><|sor|>I'm about to do this. I passed their first hackerranker code assessment today. I've had a few other phone interviews, but I don't know if I'll get any second interviews via them, so I'll do the Amazon interviews til I do or don't. But I still don't see how they can get enough employees via this. If I get another job that pays 100k or more before this process is over, I'll probably just stop. There's a lot of opportunities and Amazon makes it a big pain. I guess there must be enough guys out there to make this process worth it to them...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 85 |
programmerhumor | RavagedBody | ih0xcmn | <|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Six rounds of interview to get a job that babysits Pooh <|eor|><|sor|>It's actually the worst when you're 6 rounds in, everything went peachy perfect and then one stupid ass question throws you off or you're not a social fit for one specific person and BAM you're done.
Happened to me a couple of times and it's such a stupid process. Like goddamnit, give me the hard questions first or give me the shitty people first so I don't have to spend weeks doing this shit and preparing for fuckall. They always leave the smug motherfucker last with the impossible how do you crack AES-256 type bullshit.
Like my dude, you already know I'm gonna be spending 90% of my time on stack exchange only socializing once a day in the scrum standups. Let's get the hard part done with.
Excuse my french.<|eor|><|sor|>Lol. I feel what you went through.
I had an interview at a major European bank for an IT job, It went on from 10 in morning till 9 in night. 6-7 rounds and everything looked great. Had HR round with director at around 8:30 PM and don't know what threw them off. Everything went great but never got the offer or the reason for rejection.<|eor|><|sor|>That last part is the worst. They give you NOTHING in return for your time and effort. No opportunity for improvement, no courtesy, no professionalism, just 'lol no off you fuck'. I understand if they're huge and you get kicked out in the first round - there's presumably thousands of applicants. But the final stage? Fuck you, give me feedback now you fucking cowards.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 81 |
programmerhumor | cezariusus | ih0lsb5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Six rounds of interview to get a job that babysits Pooh <|eor|><|sor|>six rounds of interviews and bs psychology tests and then the pay is way less than what you make at your current job<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 75 |
programmerhumor | RedYou1 | ih01zoy | <|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Specially when there is no technical interview.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 68 |
programmerhumor | nwbogdan | bb6hhh | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,443 |
programmerhumor | DragonMaus | ekgksto | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>This kind of thing is why this sub exists.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,110 |
programmerhumor | DarthCloakedGuy | ekgmrfj | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>> sys brew
`418 I'm a teapot`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,657 |
programmerhumor | Estraxior | ekgq8yh | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>This kind of thing is why this sub exists.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah I want more stuff like this, not just grade 11 compsci stuff :(<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,938 |
programmerhumor | maxthyson | ekglp7f | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>[This](https://github.com/NARKOZ/hacker-scripts)
It's been posted before, but it's worth repeating. It's a good meme.
Edit: Thanks for silver, I love it!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,183 |
programmerhumor | thealmightyzfactor | ekgrsn7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>This kind of thing is why this sub exists.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah I want more stuff like this, not just grade 11 compsci stuff :(<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>ArRaYs StArT At ZeRo HONK HONK LOL<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 756 |
programmerhumor | nwbogdan | ekglrvn | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>Do we have a link to these sacred texts?<|eor|><|soopr|> [https://github.com/NARKOZ/hacker-scripts](https://github.com/NARKOZ/hacker-scripts)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 615 |
programmerhumor | DeeSnow97 | ekgpkpw | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>> sys brew
`418 I'm a teapot`<|eor|><|sor|>yeah, the original was ["weird binary gibberish" ](https://www.jitbit.com/alexblog/249-now-thats-what-i-call-a-hacker/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 478 |
programmerhumor | raquor | ekgnpu0 | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>> sys brew
`418 I'm a teapot`<|eor|><|sor|>Short and stout!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 432 |
programmerhumor | Strider599 | ekgqu9i | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>> sys brew
`418 I'm a teapot`<|eor|><|sor|>Short and stout!<|eor|><|sor|>Stdout you mean<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 335 |
programmerhumor | jove__ | ekgom44 | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Based on a true story"
In other words, total lies.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 323 |
programmerhumor | Xenc | ekgs9cm | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>This kind of thing is why this sub exists.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah I want more stuff like this, not just grade 11 compsci stuff :(<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>ArRaYs StArT At ZeRo HONK HONK LOL<|eor|><|sor|>aRrAyS sTaRt aT oNe HONK HONK LOL<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 321 |
programmerhumor | JoonasD6 | ekgtxjw | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>> sys brew
`418 I'm a teapot`<|eor|><|sor|>yeah, the original was ["weird binary gibberish" ](https://www.jitbit.com/alexblog/249-now-thats-what-i-call-a-hacker/)<|eor|><|sor|>This story has definitely been circulating for years in English; not a 2019 thing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 291 |
programmerhumor | cuppaseb | ekgmera | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>i call bullshit on the "network Coffee machine". i remember seeing this joke like ten years ago, maybe on another site, can't remember. how many internet connected coffee makers were available ten-ish years ago? hell, how many are available **now**, just waiting to be ssh-ed into? it's funny as heck but it can't be true<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 288 |
programmerhumor | aelthalyste | ekgqao9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>This kind of thing is why this sub exists.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, you mean PROGRAMMERS STARTS COUNTING FROM 0 isn't funny?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 278 |
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