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programmerhumor
II-WalkerGer-II
dqwye4x
<|sols|><|sot|>Found this beautiful piece of modern art in my office this morning.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EHAg39B.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think your link is broken, it's not loading for me.<|eor|><|soopr|>Have you tried turning it off and on again?<|eoopr|><|sor|>The link?<|eor|><|soopr|>I don't care, that's not my job<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
919
programmerhumor
II-WalkerGer-II
dqwt95i
<|sols|><|sot|>Found this beautiful piece of modern art in my office this morning.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EHAg39B.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>A piece of paper and a frame<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
544
programmerhumor
exploder98
dqwy8ka
<|sols|><|sot|>Found this beautiful piece of modern art in my office this morning.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EHAg39B.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think your link is broken, it's not loading for me.<|eor|><|soopr|>Have you tried turning it off and on again?<|eoopr|><|sor|>The link?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
476
programmerhumor
piyoucaneat
dqwsqqn
<|sols|><|sot|>Found this beautiful piece of modern art in my office this morning.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EHAg39B.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription:* --- [*A framed picture hanging on a wall. The picture in the frame has a grey outline with the Netscape/Mozilla "missing image" icon in the upper left corner.*] --- ^^I'm&#32;a&#32;human&#32;volunteer&#32;content&#32;transcriber&#32;for&#32;Reddit!&#32;[If&#32;&#32;you'd&#32;like&#32;more&#32;information&#32;on&#32;what&#32;we&#32;do&#32;and&#32;why&#32;we&#32;do&#32;it,&#32;click&#32;here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|sor|>your username has me worried... pm me two blinks if you need help<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|sor|>!isSlave iamnotaslave<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
301
programmerhumor
II-WalkerGer-II
dqwtq83
<|sols|><|sot|>Found this beautiful piece of modern art in my office this morning.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EHAg39B.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>A piece of paper and a frame<|eoopr|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>About 2,147,483,648 cents. ^(you aren't serious, are you?)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
276
programmerhumor
splettnet
dqwnq8r
<|sols|><|sot|>Found this beautiful piece of modern art in my office this morning.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EHAg39B.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love 90s art.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
210
programmerhumor
Orisgeinkras
dqwsvzr
<|sols|><|sot|>Found this beautiful piece of modern art in my office this morning.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EHAg39B.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription:* --- [*A framed picture hanging on a wall. The picture in the frame has a grey outline with the Netscape/Mozilla "missing image" icon in the upper left corner.*] --- ^^I'm&#32;a&#32;human&#32;volunteer&#32;content&#32;transcriber&#32;for&#32;Reddit!&#32;[If&#32;&#32;you'd&#32;like&#32;more&#32;information&#32;on&#32;what&#32;we&#32;do&#32;and&#32;why&#32;we&#32;do&#32;it,&#32;click&#32;here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|sor|>your username has me worried... pm me two blinks if you need help<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|sor|>!isSlave iamnotaslave<|eor|><|sor|>If (!isSlave == true) { saveThem; }<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
179
programmerhumor
MJBrune
dqx6chr
<|sols|><|sot|>Found this beautiful piece of modern art in my office this morning.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EHAg39B.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think your link is broken, it's not loading for me.<|eor|><|soopr|>Have you tried turning it off and on again?<|eoopr|><|sor|>The link?<|eor|><|soopr|>I don't care, that's not my job<|eoopr|><|sor|>It's off. That means I turn it on and just walk away. *bursts into flames*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
163
programmerhumor
II-WalkerGer-II
dqwv30q
<|sols|><|sot|>Found this beautiful piece of modern art in my office this morning.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EHAg39B.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>A piece of paper and a frame<|eoopr|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>About 2,147,483,648 cents. ^(you aren't serious, are you?)<|eoopr|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>Yeah. Awesome, we've got a deal then! Just PayPal me the money and I'll get you the signature for free<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
154
programmerhumor
cpu1512
dqwxaoc
<|sols|><|sot|>Found this beautiful piece of modern art in my office this morning.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EHAg39B.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Correction: You did not find that piece of art.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
129
programmerhumor
MJBrune
dqx6fpn
<|sols|><|sot|>Found this beautiful piece of modern art in my office this morning.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EHAg39B.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think your link is broken, it's not loading for me.<|eor|><|soopr|>Have you tried turning it off and on again?<|eoopr|><|sor|>The link?<|eor|><|soopr|>I don't care, that's not my job<|eoopr|><|sor|>It's off. That means I turn it on and just walk away. *bursts into flames*<|eor|><|sor|>Dear Sir/Madam, I am writing to inform you about a fire that has broken out on the premises of 123 caldar rd. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
122
programmerhumor
mcshankin
7kf4ki
<|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
36,528
programmerhumor
ICAA
drdyaxs
<|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|sor|>But did they use coding and algorithms?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
4,995
programmerhumor
Badel2
dre6blh
<|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|sor|>I once found a minecraft mod that would literally do `fps = fps + 10` somewhere in the code, to make it look like it made the game run faster. Update: found [the actual code](https://i.redd.it/799giqqfmk401.png)! I had to decompile and deobfuscate it a bit, and as you see it's even kind of advanced.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,257
programmerhumor
janlothar
dreb332
<|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|sor|>I once found a minecraft mod that would literally do `fps = fps + 10` somewhere in the code, to make it look like it made the game run faster. Update: found [the actual code](https://i.redd.it/799giqqfmk401.png)! I had to decompile and deobfuscate it a bit, and as you see it's even kind of advanced.<|eor|><|sor|>That's terrible of them. They should've done fps += 10<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,213
programmerhumor
Ccoolboy
dre9z7o
<|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|sor|>But did they use coding and algorithms?<|eor|><|sor|>What is this a reference to? It rings a bell.<|eor|><|sor|>[This post](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/5ylndv/so_thats_how_they_did_it_its_brilliant/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,081
programmerhumor
Gizmo_of_Arabia
dre9vqi
<|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|sor|>But did they use coding and algorithms?<|eor|><|sor|>What is this a reference to? It rings a bell.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
888
programmerhumor
ForceBlade
dre743b
<|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|sor|>Some games these days legit check if <60 then start culling features. a toggled setting of course.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
632
programmerhumor
BetaDecay121
drecjdm
<|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|sor|>I once found a minecraft mod that would literally do `fps = fps + 10` somewhere in the code, to make it look like it made the game run faster. Update: found [the actual code](https://i.redd.it/799giqqfmk401.png)! I had to decompile and deobfuscate it a bit, and as you see it's even kind of advanced.<|eor|><|sor|>That's terrible of them. They should've done fps += 10<|eor|><|sor|> for (int i = 1; i <= 10; i++){ fps++ } FTFY<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
616
programmerhumor
AtomicSuperMe
drdxgyc
<|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|sor|>Now to cure cancer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
578
programmerhumor
DragonTamerMCT
dreb7bh
<|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|sor|>But did they use coding and algorithms?<|eor|><|sor|>What is this a reference to? It rings a bell.<|eor|><|sor|>[This post](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/5ylndv/so_thats_how_they_did_it_its_brilliant/)<|eor|><|sor|>I kind of understand this I guess. Its designed for extreme laypeople that think of hobby drones as purely shitty flying RC cars. Basically dumb boxes that cant think other than your radio inputs. (Of course all drones have brainboxes on board, otherwise they wouldnt be stable). Uh I mean... C O D I N G AND A L G O R I T H M S<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
564
programmerhumor
name_not_shown
drdz6vd
<|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|sor|>Now to cure cancer<|eor|><|sor|>main() { if (cancer != 0) { cancer = 0 } }<|eor|><|sor|>Somebody get this to the Mayo Clinic<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
498
programmerhumor
thebigRword
dre7dsu
<|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|sor|>if (buyingStocks) { buyOnesThatOnlyGoUp(); }<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
424
programmerhumor
Big_Ol_Johnson
dre8dwu
<|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|sor|>I once found a minecraft mod that would literally do `fps = fps + 10` somewhere in the code, to make it look like it made the game run faster. Update: found [the actual code](https://i.redd.it/799giqqfmk401.png)! I had to decompile and deobfuscate it a bit, and as you see it's even kind of advanced.<|eor|><|sor|>Well I mean humans can only see 30 fps so it's not like we can tell /s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
365
programmerhumor
Roflkopt3r
dred4v8
<|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|sor|>But did they use coding and algorithms?<|eor|><|sor|>What is this a reference to? It rings a bell.<|eor|><|sor|>[This post](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/5ylndv/so_thats_how_they_did_it_its_brilliant/)<|eor|><|sor|>I kind of understand this I guess. Its designed for extreme laypeople that think of hobby drones as purely shitty flying RC cars. Basically dumb boxes that cant think other than your radio inputs. (Of course all drones have brainboxes on board, otherwise they wouldnt be stable). Uh I mean... C O D I N G AND A L G O R I T H M S<|eor|><|sor|>Also this comment if(goingToCrashIntoEachOther) { dont(); } wouldn't be the most terrible function names I've ever seen. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
359
programmerhumor
saladoc
drduovn
<|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcriptions: Text Messages* --- **Gray**: if (fps < 60) { fps = 60; } **Purple**: By God you've done it --- ^^I'm&#32;a&#32;human&#32;volunteer&#32;content&#32;transcriber&#32;for&#32;Reddit!&#32;[If&#32;you'd&#32;like&#32;more&#32;information&#32;on&#32;what&#32;we&#32;do&#32;and&#32;why&#32;we&#32;do&#32;it,&#32;click&#32;here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
320
programmerhumor
supertoub
jv7yuw
<|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
36,511
programmerhumor
michaelvf99
gci2de0
<|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Who uses a signed for prison sentence?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,179
programmerhumor
Techi3r
gci2y08
<|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Who uses a signed for prison sentence?<|eor|><|sor|>Shit was probably written in Cobol. They always declared signed for the heck of it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,577
programmerhumor
Morrido
gci8mvi
<|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>It's 2020, everyone. We should have 32bit judges by now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,244
programmerhumor
MischiefArchitect
gcicc76
<|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ah, good old 16bit Judge, he shows the first **signs** of age, only a little **bit**.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
797
programmerhumor
lestofante
gcibm9p
<|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>It's 2020, everyone. We should have 32bit judges by now.<|eor|><|sor|>*64<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
460
programmerhumor
Taleuntum
gcidcd3
<|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Who uses a signed for prison sentence?<|eor|><|sor|>Come on, like you have never declared some random variable as int.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
351
programmerhumor
netheroth
gcikr29
<|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Who uses a signed for prison sentence?<|eor|><|sor|>Shit was probably written in Cobol. They always declared signed for the heck of it<|eor|><|sor|>> For the hack of it FTFY<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
304
programmerhumor
TransientFeelings
gcidch7
<|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I didn't understand until I realized the period wasn't a decimal point... How do languages work for countries who use a comma as a decimal point? Surely there aren't different "localities" of, e.g. C++, right??<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
257
programmerhumor
ClikeX
gcigmjy
<|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I didn't understand until I realized the period wasn't a decimal point... How do languages work for countries who use a comma as a decimal point? Surely there aren't different "localities" of, e.g. C++, right??<|eor|><|sor|>We use comma for decimal here in the Netherlands. Programming languages are luckily not adjusted for locale. It's anoying when trying to copy over numbers from documents to code. I'm also way too used to the . Decimal system now. So I usually use the wrong syntax in Dutch.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
214
programmerhumor
MilkingMyCow
gcicnw5
<|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>It's 2020, everyone. We should have 32bit judges by now.<|eor|><|sor|>*64<|eor|><|sor|>uint64<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
162
programmerhumor
lego3410
gcid9av
<|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Prison: Ok, you'll be released if currentDate == now() -32,768 days<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
152
programmerhumor
pmMe_PoliticOpinions
gciuoup
<|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Who uses a signed for prison sentence?<|eor|><|sor|>Shit was probably written in Cobol. They always declared signed for the heck of it<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>>lol Haha<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
120
programmerhumor
MostlyEinsteinPoems
gcignri
<|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Who uses a signed for prison sentence?<|eor|><|sor|>Come on, like you have never declared some random variable as int.<|eor|><|sor|>Only if their supposed to be strings<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
114
programmerhumor
codercaleb
gcj3xc0
<|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Who uses a signed for prison sentence?<|eor|><|sor|>Shit was probably written in Cobol. They always declared signed for the heck of it<|eor|><|sor|>Didn't COBOL also store numbers as text anyway, defined as S9(2)V9(3) or something like that? So it wouldn't roll over until 99.999?<|eor|><|sor|>The point of the V9(3) was more for formatting when the field was moved or written out. The actual number is default stored as text but can also be stored as binary or packed(just text but (2x - 1) as efficient) as well<|eor|><|sor|>This answer cost $10,000 in consulting fees.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
111
programmerhumor
Morrido
gcimla3
<|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>It's 2020, everyone. We should have 32bit judges by now.<|eor|><|sor|>*64<|eor|><|sor|>uint64<|eor|><|sor|>*long*<|eor|><|sor|>Do you mean `long` or `long long`?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
111
programmerhumor
loosecatch
gcid0sy
<|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ah, good old 16bit Judge, he shows the first **signs** of age, only a little **bit**.<|eor|><|sor|>\>=[<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
107
programmerhumor
linux-nerd
gci5v7n
<|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Umm. Noob here. Can someone explain?<|eor|><|sor|>It's an overflow where a value above the max becomes the minimum.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
106
programmerhumor
HasBeendead
gci5zn4
<|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>He goes back 32768 years in history lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
105
programmerhumor
kirakun
gcikayx
<|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Prison: Ok, you'll be released if currentDate == now() -32,768 days<|eor|><|sor|>Only in bad coding. Resilient code would be ``` if (currentDate > releaseDate) { releasePrisoner(); } ```<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
103
programmerhumor
LongLiveCHIEF
11uvwvn
<|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
36,456
programmerhumor
2G_Liu
jcr5pri
<|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>For programmers, Twitter verification: I sleep Git Commit GPG verification: Real shit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,489
programmerhumor
Future_Green_7222
jcq7ccb
<|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'd understand that about Vue, a completely open source library, but React has the support of Facebook<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,440
programmerhumor
NebXan
jcqd8su
<|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'd understand that about Vue, a completely open source library, but React has the support of Facebook<|eor|><|sor|>React: Hey Dad, can I have $8 so I can get Twitter verified? Facebook: No, son. And never ask me that again.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,387
programmerhumor
dllimport
jcqpf26
<|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Anyone can verify for $8 it means nothing. Why waste the money<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,525
programmerhumor
ElonMusk_bot
jcqhpii
<|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'd understand that about Vue, a completely open source library, but React has the support of Facebook<|eor|><|sor|>React: Hey Dad, can I have $8 so I can get Twitter verified? Facebook: No, son. And never ask me that again.<|eor|><|sor|>I only bought twitter so i wouldnt get bullied anymore<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,509
programmerhumor
dodexahedron
jcrexhe
<|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'd understand that about Vue, a completely open source library, but React has the support of Facebook<|eor|><|sor|>React: Hey Dad, can I have $8 so I can get Twitter verified? Facebook: No, son. And never ask me that again.<|eor|><|sor|>I only bought twitter so i wouldnt get bullied anymore<|eor|><|sor|>Lol this bot is ridiculous, but when it hits it hits<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
596
programmerhumor
yottalogical
jcrqirr
<|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>For programmers, Twitter verification: I sleep Git Commit GPG verification: Real shit<|eor|><|sor|>Git Commit SSH verification is where it's at these days.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
561
programmerhumor
VelionaVollerei
jcqspl0
<|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>At the same time, twitter blue does nothing to get "Verified". Anyone with 8$ can do it, so better not waste money on a shiny badge<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
555
programmerhumor
odraencoded
jcr6anp
<|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Anyone can verify for $8 it means nothing. Why waste the money<|eor|><|sor|>People assume they will get preferential treatment if they pay $8.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
331
programmerhumor
ElonMusk_bot
jcqxfn7
<|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I just checked their twitter page, can't blame facebook for not shelling out the 8 dollars a month &#x200B; https://twitter.com/reactjs<|eor|><|sor|>I've laid off most of the staff, and Twitter's still running. Looks like they weren't necessary.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
316
programmerhumor
ElonMusk_bot
jcqsqsl
<|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>At the same time, twitter blue does nothing to get "Verified". Anyone with 8$ can do it, so better not waste money on a shiny badge<|eor|><|sor|>Twitter is my personal diary.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
301
programmerhumor
MechanicalHorse
jcqg8mc
<|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'd understand that about Vue, a completely open source library, but React has the support of Facebook<|eor|><|sor|>Who cares? The blue checkmark means nothing these days.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
284
programmerhumor
ElonMusk_bot
jcr4ypw
<|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why are people still using Twitter FFS?!<|eor|><|sor|>Twitter is the best place to test my ideas and see how people react.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
251
programmerhumor
That-Row-3038
jcqmgvh
<|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I just checked their twitter page, can't blame facebook for not shelling out the 8 dollars a month &#x200B; https://twitter.com/reactjs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
242
programmerhumor
5erif
jcs5rfa
<|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'd understand that about Vue, a completely open source library, but React has the support of Facebook<|eor|><|sor|>React: Hey Dad, can I have $8 so I can get Twitter verified? Facebook: No, son. And never ask me that again.<|eor|><|sor|>I only bought twitter so i wouldnt get bullied anymore<|eor|><|sor|>Lol this bot is ridiculous, but when it hits it hits<|eor|><|sor|>Its "verified" flair is perfect.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
212
programmerhumor
JackS15
jcrleqr
<|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Anyone can verify for $8 it means nothing. Why waste the money<|eor|><|sor|>People assume they will get preferential treatment if they pay $8.<|eor|><|sor|>Dont they though? Isnt that one of Elons changes to Twitter that verified accounts have higher visibility?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
193
programmerhumor
imdefinitelywong
jcrtyw2
<|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'd understand that about Vue, a completely open source library, but React has the support of Facebook<|eor|><|sor|>React: Hey Dad, can I have $8 so I can get Twitter verified? Facebook: No, son. And never ask me that again.<|eor|><|sor|>I only bought twitter so i wouldnt get bullied anymore<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>You don't, it replies randomly<|eor|><|sor|>So it already acts like elon?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
182
programmerhumor
vlsdo
jcrledi
<|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'd understand that about Vue, a completely open source library, but React has the support of Facebook<|eor|><|sor|>React: Hey Dad, can I have $8 so I can get Twitter verified? Facebook: No, son. And never ask me that again.<|eor|><|sor|>Facebook: we have verification at home<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
173
programmerhumor
Quirky-Stress-823
jcrsluf
<|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>For programmers, Twitter verification: I sleep Git Commit GPG verification: Real shit<|eor|><|sor|>Git Commit SSH verification is where it's at these days.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, you can do that?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
156
programmerhumor
Deep-Ad591
w43z8i
<|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
36,439
programmerhumor
dazailaw
ih0c0qo
<|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Six rounds of interview to get a job that babysits Pooh <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,180
programmerhumor
Anjz
ih0oq74
<|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Six rounds of interview to get a job that babysits Pooh <|eor|><|sor|>It's actually the worst when you're 6 rounds in, everything went peachy perfect and then one stupid ass question throws you off or you're not a social fit for one specific person and BAM you're done. Happened to me a couple of times and it's such a stupid process. Like goddamnit, give me the hard questions first or give me the shitty people first so I don't have to spend weeks doing this shit and preparing for fuckall. They always leave the smug motherfucker last with the impossible how do you crack AES-256 type bullshit. Like my dude, you already know I'm gonna be spending 90% of my time on stack exchange only socializing once a day in the scrum standups. Let's get the hard part done with. Excuse my french.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
726
programmerhumor
Chewnard
ih07p5t
<|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes the job is always pooh<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
661
programmerhumor
_Viceadmiral
ih0frr5
<|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Am I the only one that's drowning in complexity at work, and the interviews weren't that bad?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
498
programmerhumor
Fenor
ih0u35z
<|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Six rounds of interview to get a job that babysits Pooh <|eor|><|sor|>It's actually the worst when you're 6 rounds in, everything went peachy perfect and then one stupid ass question throws you off or you're not a social fit for one specific person and BAM you're done. Happened to me a couple of times and it's such a stupid process. Like goddamnit, give me the hard questions first or give me the shitty people first so I don't have to spend weeks doing this shit and preparing for fuckall. They always leave the smug motherfucker last with the impossible how do you crack AES-256 type bullshit. Like my dude, you already know I'm gonna be spending 90% of my time on stack exchange only socializing once a day in the scrum standups. Let's get the hard part done with. Excuse my french.<|eor|><|sor|>sound like the amazon interview process<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
185
programmerhumor
nomelettes
ih0hhut
<|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Am I the only one that's drowning in complexity at work, and the interviews weren't that bad?<|eor|><|sor|>No, my interview was easy, then the job itself has been rough for me. Its a fairly reasonable full stack job too.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
179
programmerhumor
O_norte-americano
ih0gl63
<|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reverse for me lol. No technical interview for my current job, but working with legacy code now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
177
programmerhumor
Treacherous_Peach
ih0i0h0
<|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Am I the only one that's drowning in complexity at work, and the interviews weren't that bad?<|eor|><|sor|>You'll get used to the complexity eventually and dealing with complex problems at work will become second nature to you. But since we only flex interview muscles in interviews, tough technical interviews kinda just stay tough, unless you're just constantly grinding them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
158
programmerhumor
james2432
ih0hhqb
<|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes the job is always pooh<|eor|><|sor|>ohhhh bother!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
122
programmerhumor
hibikikun
ih0qvl9
<|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Six rounds of interview to get a job that babysits Pooh <|eor|><|sor|>Recruiter tried to set me up with a "hot start up". I looked up their interview process on glassdoor. 15+ hours take home coding project, requires to be presented and all. then a full day of interviews. They're currently at 80% negative experience<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
107
programmerhumor
Mitoni
ih0hef1
<|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Go ahead and write out this code to solve this problem the long way, which you would never use in your job, because there are libraries and frameworks that do that work for you."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
103
programmerhumor
giggluigg
ih0k8lf
<|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Am I the only one that's drowning in complexity at work, and the interviews weren't that bad?<|eor|><|sor|>No, my interview was easy, then the job itself has been rough for me. Its a fairly reasonable full stack job too.<|eor|><|sor|>When the selection process is less tough (in terms of knowledge and experience required to pass), less skilled people tend to join (not saying you or anyone else specifically, I mean overall). And this makes the job naturally harder. Unless youre a one-man team on a greenfield project. Then the middle managers will help making it hard for you, dont worry.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
96
programmerhumor
lurkin_arounnd
ih0muhz
<|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Am I the only one that's drowning in complexity at work, and the interviews weren't that bad?<|eor|><|sor|>You'll get used to the complexity eventually and dealing with complex problems at work will become second nature to you. But since we only flex interview muscles in interviews, tough technical interviews kinda just stay tough, unless you're just constantly grinding them.<|eor|><|sor|>This. You get paid to become a better programmer. You last minute scramble to become a better interviewee when you get tired of your job<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
87
programmerhumor
FishRaposo1
ih08a1a
<|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why are you fighting the Chinese?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
85
programmerhumor
Chickenfrend
ih0z2eq
<|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Six rounds of interview to get a job that babysits Pooh <|eor|><|sor|>It's actually the worst when you're 6 rounds in, everything went peachy perfect and then one stupid ass question throws you off or you're not a social fit for one specific person and BAM you're done. Happened to me a couple of times and it's such a stupid process. Like goddamnit, give me the hard questions first or give me the shitty people first so I don't have to spend weeks doing this shit and preparing for fuckall. They always leave the smug motherfucker last with the impossible how do you crack AES-256 type bullshit. Like my dude, you already know I'm gonna be spending 90% of my time on stack exchange only socializing once a day in the scrum standups. Let's get the hard part done with. Excuse my french.<|eor|><|sor|>sound like the amazon interview process<|eor|><|sor|>I'm about to do this. I passed their first hackerranker code assessment today. I've had a few other phone interviews, but I don't know if I'll get any second interviews via them, so I'll do the Amazon interviews til I do or don't. But I still don't see how they can get enough employees via this. If I get another job that pays 100k or more before this process is over, I'll probably just stop. There's a lot of opportunities and Amazon makes it a big pain. I guess there must be enough guys out there to make this process worth it to them...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
85
programmerhumor
RavagedBody
ih0xcmn
<|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Six rounds of interview to get a job that babysits Pooh <|eor|><|sor|>It's actually the worst when you're 6 rounds in, everything went peachy perfect and then one stupid ass question throws you off or you're not a social fit for one specific person and BAM you're done. Happened to me a couple of times and it's such a stupid process. Like goddamnit, give me the hard questions first or give me the shitty people first so I don't have to spend weeks doing this shit and preparing for fuckall. They always leave the smug motherfucker last with the impossible how do you crack AES-256 type bullshit. Like my dude, you already know I'm gonna be spending 90% of my time on stack exchange only socializing once a day in the scrum standups. Let's get the hard part done with. Excuse my french.<|eor|><|sor|>Lol. I feel what you went through. I had an interview at a major European bank for an IT job, It went on from 10 in morning till 9 in night. 6-7 rounds and everything looked great. Had HR round with director at around 8:30 PM and don't know what threw them off. Everything went great but never got the offer or the reason for rejection.<|eor|><|sor|>That last part is the worst. They give you NOTHING in return for your time and effort. No opportunity for improvement, no courtesy, no professionalism, just 'lol no off you fuck'. I understand if they're huge and you get kicked out in the first round - there's presumably thousands of applicants. But the final stage? Fuck you, give me feedback now you fucking cowards.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
81
programmerhumor
cezariusus
ih0lsb5
<|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Six rounds of interview to get a job that babysits Pooh <|eor|><|sor|>six rounds of interviews and bs psychology tests and then the pay is way less than what you make at your current job<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
75
programmerhumor
RedYou1
ih01zoy
<|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Specially when there is no technical interview.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
68
programmerhumor
nwbogdan
bb6hhh
<|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
36,443
programmerhumor
DragonMaus
ekgksto
<|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>This kind of thing is why this sub exists.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
5,110
programmerhumor
DarthCloakedGuy
ekgmrfj
<|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>> sys brew `418 I'm a teapot`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
4,657
programmerhumor
Estraxior
ekgq8yh
<|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>This kind of thing is why this sub exists.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah I want more stuff like this, not just grade 11 compsci stuff :(<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,938
programmerhumor
maxthyson
ekglp7f
<|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>[This](https://github.com/NARKOZ/hacker-scripts) It's been posted before, but it's worth repeating. It's a good meme. Edit: Thanks for silver, I love it!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,183
programmerhumor
thealmightyzfactor
ekgrsn7
<|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>This kind of thing is why this sub exists.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah I want more stuff like this, not just grade 11 compsci stuff :(<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>ArRaYs StArT At ZeRo HONK HONK LOL<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
756
programmerhumor
nwbogdan
ekglrvn
<|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>Do we have a link to these sacred texts?<|eor|><|soopr|> [https://github.com/NARKOZ/hacker-scripts](https://github.com/NARKOZ/hacker-scripts)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
615
programmerhumor
DeeSnow97
ekgpkpw
<|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>> sys brew `418 I'm a teapot`<|eor|><|sor|>yeah, the original was ["weird binary gibberish" ](https://www.jitbit.com/alexblog/249-now-thats-what-i-call-a-hacker/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
478
programmerhumor
raquor
ekgnpu0
<|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>> sys brew `418 I'm a teapot`<|eor|><|sor|>Short and stout!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
432
programmerhumor
Strider599
ekgqu9i
<|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>> sys brew `418 I'm a teapot`<|eor|><|sor|>Short and stout!<|eor|><|sor|>Stdout you mean<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
335
programmerhumor
jove__
ekgom44
<|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Based on a true story" In other words, total lies.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
323
programmerhumor
Xenc
ekgs9cm
<|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>This kind of thing is why this sub exists.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah I want more stuff like this, not just grade 11 compsci stuff :(<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>ArRaYs StArT At ZeRo HONK HONK LOL<|eor|><|sor|>aRrAyS sTaRt aT oNe HONK HONK LOL<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
321
programmerhumor
JoonasD6
ekgtxjw
<|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>> sys brew `418 I'm a teapot`<|eor|><|sor|>yeah, the original was ["weird binary gibberish" ](https://www.jitbit.com/alexblog/249-now-thats-what-i-call-a-hacker/)<|eor|><|sor|>This story has definitely been circulating for years in English; not a 2019 thing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
291
programmerhumor
cuppaseb
ekgmera
<|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>i call bullshit on the "network Coffee machine". i remember seeing this joke like ten years ago, maybe on another site, can't remember. how many internet connected coffee makers were available ten-ish years ago? hell, how many are available **now**, just waiting to be ssh-ed into? it's funny as heck but it can't be true<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
288
programmerhumor
aelthalyste
ekgqao9
<|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>This kind of thing is why this sub exists.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, you mean PROGRAMMERS STARTS COUNTING FROM 0 isn't funny?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
278