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programmerhumor | II-WalkerGer-II | dqwye4x | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this beautiful piece of modern art in my office this morning.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EHAg39B.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think your link is broken, it's not loading for me.<|eor|><|soopr|>Have you tried turning it off and on again?<|eoopr|><|sor|>The link?<|eor|><|soopr|>I don't care, that's not m... | 919 |
programmerhumor | II-WalkerGer-II | dqwt95i | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this beautiful piece of modern art in my office this morning.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EHAg39B.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>A piece of paper and a frame<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 544 |
programmerhumor | exploder98 | dqwy8ka | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this beautiful piece of modern art in my office this morning.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EHAg39B.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think your link is broken, it's not loading for me.<|eor|><|soopr|>Have you tried turning it off and on again?<|eoopr|><|sor|>The link?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 476 |
programmerhumor | piyoucaneat | dqwsqqn | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this beautiful piece of modern art in my office this morning.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EHAg39B.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription:*
---
[*A framed picture hanging on a wall. The picture in the frame has a grey outline with the Netscape/Mozilla "missing image" icon in the upper left cor... | 301 |
programmerhumor | II-WalkerGer-II | dqwtq83 | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this beautiful piece of modern art in my office this morning.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EHAg39B.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>A piece of paper and a frame<|eoopr|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>About 2,147,483,648 cents.
^(you aren't serious, are you?)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endofte... | 276 |
programmerhumor | splettnet | dqwnq8r | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this beautiful piece of modern art in my office this morning.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EHAg39B.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love 90s art.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 210 |
programmerhumor | Orisgeinkras | dqwsvzr | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this beautiful piece of modern art in my office this morning.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EHAg39B.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription:*
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[*A framed picture hanging on a wall. The picture in the frame has a grey outline with the Netscape/Mozilla "missing image" icon in the upper left cor... | 179 |
programmerhumor | MJBrune | dqx6chr | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this beautiful piece of modern art in my office this morning.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EHAg39B.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think your link is broken, it's not loading for me.<|eor|><|soopr|>Have you tried turning it off and on again?<|eoopr|><|sor|>The link?<|eor|><|soopr|>I don't care, that's not m... | 163 |
programmerhumor | II-WalkerGer-II | dqwv30q | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this beautiful piece of modern art in my office this morning.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EHAg39B.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>A piece of paper and a frame<|eoopr|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>About 2,147,483,648 cents.
^(you aren't serious, are you?)<|eoopr|><|sor|>[deleted]<... | 154 |
programmerhumor | cpu1512 | dqwxaoc | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this beautiful piece of modern art in my office this morning.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EHAg39B.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Correction: You did not find that piece of art.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 129 |
programmerhumor | MJBrune | dqx6fpn | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this beautiful piece of modern art in my office this morning.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EHAg39B.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think your link is broken, it's not loading for me.<|eor|><|soopr|>Have you tried turning it off and on again?<|eoopr|><|sor|>The link?<|eor|><|soopr|>I don't care, that's not m... | 122 |
programmerhumor | mcshankin | 7kf4ki | <|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,528 |
programmerhumor | ICAA | drdyaxs | <|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|sor|>But did they use coding and algorithms?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,995 |
programmerhumor | Badel2 | dre6blh | <|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|sor|>I once found a minecraft mod that would literally do `fps = fps + 10` somewhere in the code, to make it look like it made the game run faster.
Update: found [the actual code](https://i.redd.it/799giqqfmk401.p... | 2,257 |
programmerhumor | janlothar | dreb332 | <|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|sor|>I once found a minecraft mod that would literally do `fps = fps + 10` somewhere in the code, to make it look like it made the game run faster.
Update: found [the actual code](https://i.redd.it/799giqqfmk401.p... | 1,213 |
programmerhumor | Ccoolboy | dre9z7o | <|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|sor|>But did they use coding and algorithms?<|eor|><|sor|>What is this a reference to? It rings a bell.<|eor|><|sor|>[This post](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/5ylndv/so_thats_how_they_did_it_its... | 1,081 |
programmerhumor | Gizmo_of_Arabia | dre9vqi | <|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|sor|>But did they use coding and algorithms?<|eor|><|sor|>What is this a reference to? It rings a bell.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 888 |
programmerhumor | ForceBlade | dre743b | <|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|sor|>Some games these days legit check if <60 then start culling features. a toggled setting of course.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 632 |
programmerhumor | BetaDecay121 | drecjdm | <|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|sor|>I once found a minecraft mod that would literally do `fps = fps + 10` somewhere in the code, to make it look like it made the game run faster.
Update: found [the actual code](https://i.redd.it/799giqqfmk401.p... | 616 |
programmerhumor | AtomicSuperMe | drdxgyc | <|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|sor|>Now to cure cancer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 578 |
programmerhumor | DragonTamerMCT | dreb7bh | <|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|sor|>But did they use coding and algorithms?<|eor|><|sor|>What is this a reference to? It rings a bell.<|eor|><|sor|>[This post](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/5ylndv/so_thats_how_they_did_it_its... | 564 |
programmerhumor | name_not_shown | drdz6vd | <|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|sor|>Now to cure cancer<|eor|><|sor|>main()
{
if (cancer != 0) {
cancer = 0
}
}<|eor|><|sor|>Somebody get this to the Mayo Clinic<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 498 |
programmerhumor | thebigRword | dre7dsu | <|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|sor|>if (buyingStocks) {
buyOnesThatOnlyGoUp();
}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 424 |
programmerhumor | Big_Ol_Johnson | dre8dwu | <|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|sor|>I once found a minecraft mod that would literally do `fps = fps + 10` somewhere in the code, to make it look like it made the game run faster.
Update: found [the actual code](https://i.redd.it/799giqqfmk401.p... | 365 |
programmerhumor | Roflkopt3r | dred4v8 | <|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|sor|>But did they use coding and algorithms?<|eor|><|sor|>What is this a reference to? It rings a bell.<|eor|><|sor|>[This post](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/5ylndv/so_thats_how_they_did_it_its... | 359 |
programmerhumor | saladoc | drduovn | <|sols|><|sot|>My friend just solved his frame drop issues<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/GbOeVt8<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcriptions: Text Messages*
---
**Gray**:
if (fps < 60) {
fps = 60;
}
**Purple**: By God you've done it
---
^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber f... | 320 |
programmerhumor | supertoub | jv7yuw | <|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,511 |
programmerhumor | michaelvf99 | gci2de0 | <|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Who uses a signed for prison sentence?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,179 |
programmerhumor | Techi3r | gci2y08 | <|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Who uses a signed for prison sentence?<|eor|><|sor|>Shit was probably written in Cobol. They always declared signed for the heck of it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,577 |
programmerhumor | Morrido | gci8mvi | <|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>It's 2020, everyone. We should have 32bit judges by now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,244 |
programmerhumor | MischiefArchitect | gcicc76 | <|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ah, good old 16bit Judge, he shows the first **signs** of age, only a little **bit**.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 797 |
programmerhumor | lestofante | gcibm9p | <|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>It's 2020, everyone. We should have 32bit judges by now.<|eor|><|sor|>*64<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 460 |
programmerhumor | Taleuntum | gcidcd3 | <|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Who uses a signed for prison sentence?<|eor|><|sor|>Come on, like you have never declared some random variable as int.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 351 |
programmerhumor | netheroth | gcikr29 | <|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Who uses a signed for prison sentence?<|eor|><|sor|>Shit was probably written in Cobol. They always declared signed for the heck of it<|eor|><|sor|>> For the hack of it
FTFY<|eor|>... | 304 |
programmerhumor | TransientFeelings | gcidch7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I didn't understand until I realized the period wasn't a decimal point... How do languages work for countries who use a comma as a decimal point? Surely there aren't different "loca... | 257 |
programmerhumor | ClikeX | gcigmjy | <|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I didn't understand until I realized the period wasn't a decimal point... How do languages work for countries who use a comma as a decimal point? Surely there aren't different "loca... | 214 |
programmerhumor | MilkingMyCow | gcicnw5 | <|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>It's 2020, everyone. We should have 32bit judges by now.<|eor|><|sor|>*64<|eor|><|sor|>uint64<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 162 |
programmerhumor | lego3410 | gcid9av | <|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Prison: Ok, you'll be released if currentDate == now() -32,768 days<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 152 |
programmerhumor | pmMe_PoliticOpinions | gciuoup | <|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Who uses a signed for prison sentence?<|eor|><|sor|>Shit was probably written in Cobol. They always declared signed for the heck of it<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>>lol
Haha... | 120 |
programmerhumor | MostlyEinsteinPoems | gcignri | <|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Who uses a signed for prison sentence?<|eor|><|sor|>Come on, like you have never declared some random variable as int.<|eor|><|sor|>Only if their supposed to be strings<|eor|><|eols... | 114 |
programmerhumor | codercaleb | gcj3xc0 | <|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Who uses a signed for prison sentence?<|eor|><|sor|>Shit was probably written in Cobol. They always declared signed for the heck of it<|eor|><|sor|>Didn't COBOL also store numbers ... | 111 |
programmerhumor | Morrido | gcimla3 | <|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>It's 2020, everyone. We should have 32bit judges by now.<|eor|><|sor|>*64<|eor|><|sor|>uint64<|eor|><|sor|>*long*<|eor|><|sor|>Do you mean `long` or `long long`?<|eor|><|eols|><|end... | 111 |
programmerhumor | loosecatch | gcid0sy | <|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ah, good old 16bit Judge, he shows the first **signs** of age, only a little **bit**.<|eor|><|sor|>\>=[<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 107 |
programmerhumor | linux-nerd | gci5v7n | <|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Umm. Noob here.
Can someone explain?<|eor|><|sor|>It's an overflow where a value above the max becomes the minimum.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 106 |
programmerhumor | HasBeendead | gci5zn4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>He goes back 32768 years in history lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 105 |
programmerhumor | kirakun | gcikayx | <|sols|><|sot|>I just saw this meme here and I think it should go different.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9vnhc3vj7mz51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Prison: Ok, you'll be released if currentDate == now() -32,768 days<|eor|><|sor|>Only in bad coding. Resilient code would be
```
if (currentDate > releaseDate) {
releasePrisoner(... | 103 |
programmerhumor | LongLiveCHIEF | 11uvwvn | <|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,456 |
programmerhumor | 2G_Liu | jcr5pri | <|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>For programmers,
Twitter verification: I sleep
Git Commit GPG verification: Real shit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,489 |
programmerhumor | Future_Green_7222 | jcq7ccb | <|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'd understand that about Vue, a completely open source library, but React has the support of Facebook<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,440 |
programmerhumor | NebXan | jcqd8su | <|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'd understand that about Vue, a completely open source library, but React has the support of Facebook<|eor|><|sor|>React: Hey Dad, can I have $8 so I can get Twitter verified?
Facebook: No, son. And never as... | 2,387 |
programmerhumor | dllimport | jcqpf26 | <|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Anyone can verify for $8 it means nothing. Why waste the money<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,525 |
programmerhumor | ElonMusk_bot | jcqhpii | <|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'd understand that about Vue, a completely open source library, but React has the support of Facebook<|eor|><|sor|>React: Hey Dad, can I have $8 so I can get Twitter verified?
Facebook: No, son. And never as... | 1,509 |
programmerhumor | dodexahedron | jcrexhe | <|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'd understand that about Vue, a completely open source library, but React has the support of Facebook<|eor|><|sor|>React: Hey Dad, can I have $8 so I can get Twitter verified?
Facebook: No, son. And never as... | 596 |
programmerhumor | yottalogical | jcrqirr | <|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>For programmers,
Twitter verification: I sleep
Git Commit GPG verification: Real shit<|eor|><|sor|>Git Commit SSH verification is where it's at these days.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 561 |
programmerhumor | VelionaVollerei | jcqspl0 | <|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>At the same time, twitter blue does nothing to get "Verified". Anyone with 8$ can do it, so better not waste money on a shiny badge<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 555 |
programmerhumor | odraencoded | jcr6anp | <|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Anyone can verify for $8 it means nothing. Why waste the money<|eor|><|sor|>People assume they will get preferential treatment if they pay $8.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 331 |
programmerhumor | ElonMusk_bot | jcqxfn7 | <|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I just checked their twitter page, can't blame facebook for not shelling out the 8 dollars a month
​
https://twitter.com/reactjs<|eor|><|sor|>I've laid off most of the staff, and Twitter's still runni... | 316 |
programmerhumor | ElonMusk_bot | jcqsqsl | <|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>At the same time, twitter blue does nothing to get "Verified". Anyone with 8$ can do it, so better not waste money on a shiny badge<|eor|><|sor|>Twitter is my personal diary.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 301 |
programmerhumor | MechanicalHorse | jcqg8mc | <|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'd understand that about Vue, a completely open source library, but React has the support of Facebook<|eor|><|sor|>Who cares? The blue checkmark means nothing these days.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 284 |
programmerhumor | ElonMusk_bot | jcr4ypw | <|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why are people still using Twitter FFS?!<|eor|><|sor|>Twitter is the best place to test my ideas and see how people react.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 251 |
programmerhumor | That-Row-3038 | jcqmgvh | <|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I just checked their twitter page, can't blame facebook for not shelling out the 8 dollars a month
​
https://twitter.com/reactjs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 242 |
programmerhumor | 5erif | jcs5rfa | <|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'd understand that about Vue, a completely open source library, but React has the support of Facebook<|eor|><|sor|>React: Hey Dad, can I have $8 so I can get Twitter verified?
Facebook: No, son. And never as... | 212 |
programmerhumor | JackS15 | jcrleqr | <|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Anyone can verify for $8 it means nothing. Why waste the money<|eor|><|sor|>People assume they will get preferential treatment if they pay $8.<|eor|><|sor|>Dont they though? Isnt that one of Elons changes to T... | 193 |
programmerhumor | imdefinitelywong | jcrtyw2 | <|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'd understand that about Vue, a completely open source library, but React has the support of Facebook<|eor|><|sor|>React: Hey Dad, can I have $8 so I can get Twitter verified?
Facebook: No, son. And never as... | 182 |
programmerhumor | vlsdo | jcrledi | <|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'd understand that about Vue, a completely open source library, but React has the support of Facebook<|eor|><|sor|>React: Hey Dad, can I have $8 so I can get Twitter verified?
Facebook: No, son. And never as... | 173 |
programmerhumor | Quirky-Stress-823 | jcrsluf | <|sols|><|sot|>React can't afford to go official<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mp0z8yt6jjoa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>For programmers,
Twitter verification: I sleep
Git Commit GPG verification: Real shit<|eor|><|sor|>Git Commit SSH verification is where it's at these days.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, you can do that?<|eor|><|eols|><... | 156 |
programmerhumor | Deep-Ad591 | w43z8i | <|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,439 |
programmerhumor | dazailaw | ih0c0qo | <|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Six rounds of interview to get a job that babysits Pooh <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,180 |
programmerhumor | Anjz | ih0oq74 | <|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Six rounds of interview to get a job that babysits Pooh <|eor|><|sor|>It's actually the worst when you're 6 rounds in, everything went peachy perfect and then one stupid ass question throws you off or you're not a social ... | 726 |
programmerhumor | Chewnard | ih07p5t | <|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes the job is always pooh<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 661 |
programmerhumor | _Viceadmiral | ih0frr5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Am I the only one that's drowning in complexity at work, and the interviews weren't that bad?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 498 |
programmerhumor | Fenor | ih0u35z | <|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Six rounds of interview to get a job that babysits Pooh <|eor|><|sor|>It's actually the worst when you're 6 rounds in, everything went peachy perfect and then one stupid ass question throws you off or you're not a social ... | 185 |
programmerhumor | nomelettes | ih0hhut | <|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Am I the only one that's drowning in complexity at work, and the interviews weren't that bad?<|eor|><|sor|>No, my interview was easy, then the job itself has been rough for me.
Its a fairly reasonable full stack job too.... | 179 |
programmerhumor | O_norte-americano | ih0gl63 | <|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reverse for me lol. No technical interview for my current job, but working with legacy code now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 177 |
programmerhumor | Treacherous_Peach | ih0i0h0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Am I the only one that's drowning in complexity at work, and the interviews weren't that bad?<|eor|><|sor|>You'll get used to the complexity eventually and dealing with complex problems at work will become second nature t... | 158 |
programmerhumor | james2432 | ih0hhqb | <|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes the job is always pooh<|eor|><|sor|>ohhhh bother!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 122 |
programmerhumor | hibikikun | ih0qvl9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Six rounds of interview to get a job that babysits Pooh <|eor|><|sor|>Recruiter tried to set me up with a "hot start up". I looked up their interview process on glassdoor.
15+ hours take home coding project, requires to... | 107 |
programmerhumor | Mitoni | ih0hef1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Go ahead and write out this code to solve this problem the long way, which you would never use in your job, because there are libraries and frameworks that do that work for you."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 103 |
programmerhumor | giggluigg | ih0k8lf | <|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Am I the only one that's drowning in complexity at work, and the interviews weren't that bad?<|eor|><|sor|>No, my interview was easy, then the job itself has been rough for me.
Its a fairly reasonable full stack job too.... | 96 |
programmerhumor | lurkin_arounnd | ih0muhz | <|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Am I the only one that's drowning in complexity at work, and the interviews weren't that bad?<|eor|><|sor|>You'll get used to the complexity eventually and dealing with complex problems at work will become second nature t... | 87 |
programmerhumor | FishRaposo1 | ih08a1a | <|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why are you fighting the Chinese?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 85 |
programmerhumor | Chickenfrend | ih0z2eq | <|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Six rounds of interview to get a job that babysits Pooh <|eor|><|sor|>It's actually the worst when you're 6 rounds in, everything went peachy perfect and then one stupid ass question throws you off or you're not a social ... | 85 |
programmerhumor | RavagedBody | ih0xcmn | <|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Six rounds of interview to get a job that babysits Pooh <|eor|><|sor|>It's actually the worst when you're 6 rounds in, everything went peachy perfect and then one stupid ass question throws you off or you're not a social ... | 81 |
programmerhumor | cezariusus | ih0lsb5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Six rounds of interview to get a job that babysits Pooh <|eor|><|sor|>six rounds of interviews and bs psychology tests and then the pay is way less than what you make at your current job<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 75 |
programmerhumor | RedYou1 | ih01zoy | <|sols|><|sot|>Interviews vs Reality<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nqba0k4lutc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Specially when there is no technical interview.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 68 |
programmerhumor | nwbogdan | bb6hhh | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,443 |
programmerhumor | DragonMaus | ekgksto | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>This kind of thing is why this sub exists.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,110 |
programmerhumor | DarthCloakedGuy | ekgmrfj | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>> sys brew
`418 I'm a teapot`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,657 |
programmerhumor | Estraxior | ekgq8yh | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>This kind of thing is why this sub exists.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah I want more stuff like this, not just grade 11 compsci stuff :(<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,938 |
programmerhumor | maxthyson | ekglp7f | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>[This](https://github.com/NARKOZ/hacker-scripts)
It's been posted before, but it's worth repeating. It's a good meme.
Edit: Thanks for silver, I love it!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,183 |
programmerhumor | thealmightyzfactor | ekgrsn7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>This kind of thing is why this sub exists.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah I want more stuff like this, not just grade 11 compsci stuff :(<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>ArRaYs StArT At ZeRo HONK HONK LOL<|eor|><|eols... | 756 |
programmerhumor | nwbogdan | ekglrvn | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>Do we have a link to these sacred texts?<|eor|><|soopr|> [https://github.com/NARKOZ/hacker-scripts](https://github.com/NARKOZ/hacker-scripts)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 615 |
programmerhumor | DeeSnow97 | ekgpkpw | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>> sys brew
`418 I'm a teapot`<|eor|><|sor|>yeah, the original was ["weird binary gibberish" ](https://www.jitbit.com/alexblog/249-now-thats-what-i-call-a-hacker/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 478 |
programmerhumor | raquor | ekgnpu0 | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>> sys brew
`418 I'm a teapot`<|eor|><|sor|>Short and stout!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 432 |
programmerhumor | Strider599 | ekgqu9i | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>> sys brew
`418 I'm a teapot`<|eor|><|sor|>Short and stout!<|eor|><|sor|>Stdout you mean<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 335 |
programmerhumor | jove__ | ekgom44 | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Based on a true story"
In other words, total lies.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 323 |
programmerhumor | Xenc | ekgs9cm | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>This kind of thing is why this sub exists.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah I want more stuff like this, not just grade 11 compsci stuff :(<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>ArRaYs StArT At ZeRo HONK HONK LOL<|eor|><|sor|... | 321 |
programmerhumor | JoonasD6 | ekgtxjw | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>> sys brew
`418 I'm a teapot`<|eor|><|sor|>yeah, the original was ["weird binary gibberish" ](https://www.jitbit.com/alexblog/249-now-thats-what-i-call-a-hacker/)<|eor|><|sor|>This story has definitely been ... | 291 |
programmerhumor | cuppaseb | ekgmera | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>i call bullshit on the "network Coffee machine". i remember seeing this joke like ten years ago, maybe on another site, can't remember. how many internet connected coffee makers were available ten-ish years a... | 288 |
programmerhumor | aelthalyste | ekgqao9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>This kind of thing is why this sub exists.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, you mean PROGRAMMERS STARTS COUNTING FROM 0 isn't funny?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 278 |
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