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programmerhumor | Sparcrypt | ekgnkaz | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>i call bullshit on the "network Coffee machine". i remember seeing this joke like ten years ago, maybe on another site, can't remember. how many internet connected coffee makers were available ten-ish years a... | 256 |
programmerhumor | MrZerodayz | ekgqqxu | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>This kind of thing is why this sub exists.<|eor|><|sor|>except it comes from here
https://thedailywtf.com/<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Did you really believe the coffee machine was networked?<|eor|><... | 239 |
programmerhumor | No_Cryptographer7101 | uji408 | <|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,419 |
programmerhumor | Shakis87 | i7j21g2 | <|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do you know the number of days counted was accurate if you're messing up datetimes. Omg how do we know anything
**existential crisis**<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,433 |
programmerhumor | Benimation | i7jik3u | <|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do you know the number of days counted was accurate if you're messing up datetimes. Omg how do we know anything
**existential crisis**<|eor|><|sor|>Would be funnier if th... | 1,146 |
programmerhumor | NiteShdw | i7j4cmm | <|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Store - UTC
Process - UTC
Submit from Client - UTC
Show on Client - Convert to Local Time<|eor|><|sor|>How did developers over the last 40 years not realize it was this simp... | 744 |
programmerhumor | NiteShdw | i7j4fmj | <|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Anyone that thinks that date/time is easy hasnt written a calendaring application.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 703 |
programmerhumor | glorious_reptile | i7j7sny | <|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"-1"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 522 |
programmerhumor | ThatAwesomeGuyIsMe | i7jq662 | <|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do you know the number of days counted was accurate if you're messing up datetimes. Omg how do we know anything
**existential crisis**<|eor|><|sor|>Would be funnier if th... | 318 |
programmerhumor | GoodmanSimon | i7j92hz | <|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A few years ago we moved everything to UTC
All time methods have "Utc" in them to make it explicit ... it took a bit of time<sic> but we have now migrated everything including... | 268 |
programmerhumor | _Ebako_ | i7jk7yv | <|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Still impressive.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 236 |
programmerhumor | lovethebacon | i7jrcn6 | <|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do you know the number of days counted was accurate if you're messing up datetimes. Omg how do we know anything
**existential crisis**<|eor|><|sor|>Would be funnier if th... | 225 |
programmerhumor | NiteShdw | i7j42ny | <|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>use libraries. don't do conversions yourself. also store as UTC.<|eor|><|sor|>Ah I remember the days when I was that nave, thinking that there is a simple answer to dealing wit... | 220 |
programmerhumor | AlterEdward | i7j3z5e | <|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I set up a load of appointments in Outlook web recently, looked at them on my calendar on my phone and they were all an hour out. It's a GMT/BST issue.
This is a time zone iss... | 208 |
programmerhumor | nielsbuus | i7jbgme | <|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Store - UTC
Process - UTC
Submit from Client - UTC
Show on Client - Convert to Local Time<|eor|><|sor|>How did developers over the last 40 years not realize it was this simp... | 189 |
programmerhumor | sanderd17 | i7j6vxe | <|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Store - UTC
Process - UTC
Submit from Client - UTC
Show on Client - Convert to Local Time<|eor|><|sor|>Now the client sends you a request to fetch statistics over a period, ... | 178 |
programmerhumor | Benimation | i7juvq9 | <|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do you know the number of days counted was accurate if you're messing up datetimes. Omg how do we know anything
**existential crisis**<|eor|><|sor|>Would be funnier if th... | 176 |
programmerhumor | Car-Facts | i7jrmkx | <|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Anyone that thinks that date/time is easy hasnt written a calendaring application.<|eor|><|sor|>I work in computer forensics on felony level investigations. Time zones are the ... | 174 |
programmerhumor | chargers949 | i7judsp | <|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Anyone that thinks that date/time is easy hasnt written a calendaring application.<|eor|><|sor|>The worst is javascript for dates and times. You rely on the client machines loc... | 152 |
programmerhumor | ShakyMango | yvh37s | <|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,400 |
programmerhumor | EmpyrealWolf | iwepknt | <|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Elon using twitter like its stack overflow
Edit: oh shit my first awards thank you all!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13,127 |
programmerhumor | Sietex | iwecxlq | <|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This whole situation is absolutely hilarious<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,394 |
programmerhumor | bross9008 | iwf8hct | <|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This whole situation is absolutely hilarious<|eor|><|sor|>Funnier considering popeska is an edm producer, not a software engineer or someone who should be in a position to be schooling the owner of Twitte... | 4,101 |
programmerhumor | ILikeLenexa | iweasb4 | <|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Don't work for free.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,870 |
programmerhumor | son_of_abe | iwf6vjq | <|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Elon using twitter like its stack overflow
Edit: oh shit my first awards thank you all!<|eor|><|sor|>Please tweet this and then update us when you get banned.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,672 |
programmerhumor | brianl047 | iwebdk5 | <|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe a case of nobody left who knows how GraphQL works<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,199 |
programmerhumor | cishet-camel-fucker | iwedixc | <|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Smart. He fired the engineers and started crowdsourcing everything for free.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,397 |
programmerhumor | CokeFanatic | iwef9ea | <|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Don't work for free.<|eor|><|sor|>What about pointing out his incompetence for free?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,280 |
programmerhumor | manwithcellphone | iwfhgbt | <|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This whole situation is absolutely hilarious<|eor|><|sor|>Funnier considering popeska is an edm producer, not a software engineer or someone who should be in a position to be schooling the owner of Twitte... | 1,805 |
programmerhumor | Put_It_All_On_Blck | iwfrhyv | <|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This whole situation is absolutely hilarious<|eor|><|sor|>Funnier considering popeska is an edm producer, not a software engineer or someone who should be in a position to be schooling the owner of Twitte... | 1,678 |
programmerhumor | EmpyrealWolf | iwf7io1 | <|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Elon using twitter like its stack overflow
Edit: oh shit my first awards thank you all!<|eor|><|sor|>Please tweet this and then update us when you get banned.<|eor|><|sor|>That would require me to have... | 1,307 |
programmerhumor | PreliminaryThoughts | iweoo7o | <|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Getting schooled about a platform you just acquired for 44billion by someone who doesn't even work there<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,274 |
programmerhumor | Daktic | iwewtmb | <|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe a case of nobody left who knows how GraphQL works<|eor|><|sor|>just learned graphql, maybe i should send in my resume<|eor|><|sor|>why would you want to do such a thing?<|eor|><|sor|>To deny the off... | 1,152 |
programmerhumor | lofigamer2 | iwegczu | <|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Don't work for free.<|eor|><|sor|>What about pointing out his incompetence for free?<|eor|><|sor|>That will get you banned from twitter XD<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,098 |
programmerhumor | danothemen | iwehq5u | <|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And today we learn about middleware<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 827 |
programmerhumor | techzero | iwf8s2t | <|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe a case of nobody left who knows how GraphQL works<|eor|><|sor|>Nope, the tech lead of the core API group who still works there apparently knows:
https://twitter.com/sachee/status/159185712076884377... | 778 |
programmerhumor | NestedLine133 | iwencrb | <|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe a case of nobody left who knows how GraphQL works<|eor|><|sor|>just learned graphql, maybe i should send in my resume<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 754 |
programmerhumor | CokeFanatic | iwegqiz | <|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Don't work for free.<|eor|><|sor|>What about pointing out his incompetence for free?<|eor|><|sor|>That will get you banned from twitter XD<|eor|><|sor|>Oh ya, I forgot. Comedy is legal again, as long as i... | 717 |
programmerhumor | Reddit-username_here | iwej8pg | <|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And today we learn about middleware<|eor|><|sor|>Wait wait wait. I've only been wearing underwear and then pants. You're telling me I'm missing an entire fucking layer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 677 |
programmerhumor | _pizza_and_fries | xomydo | <|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,356 |
programmerhumor | marckek | ipzi79n | <|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, after playing half an hour and jerking off, i may consider sitting on the code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,116 |
programmerhumor | guarana_and_coffee | iq01ejb | <|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Many people can't sleep with a bunch of low hanging fruit, but I, as an educated programmer working as support, sysadmin, and devops (Lord help me), I can sleep so fucking much.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,105 |
programmerhumor | andreortigao | ipzt6q2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, after playing half an hour and jerking off, i may consider sitting on the code.<|eor|><|sor|>Is sitting on the code an euphemism for taking a shit?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 378 |
programmerhumor | Pr0ducer | ipzp447 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's like someone witnesses me, last Friday.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 338 |
programmerhumor | _pizza_and_fries | iq01ps2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Many people can't sleep with a bunch of low hanging fruit, but I, as an educated programmer working as support, sysadmin, and devops (Lord help me), I can sleep so fucking much.<|eor|><|soopr|>> Devops (Lord Help Me)
I know that fe... | 326 |
programmerhumor | judgementalfish | ipzxb32 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm in an internship. This is literally what i do. I spend whole day doing nothing after i get done with the meeting.
Just 2hrs before the meeting i will do the bare minimum.<|eor|><|sor|>You can legit spend the rest of your caree... | 319 |
programmerhumor | Soft_Bit_5126 | ipzwx2l | <|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm in an internship. This is literally what i do. I spend whole day doing nothing after i get done with the meeting.
Just 2hrs before the meeting i will do the bare minimum.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 263 |
programmerhumor | _pizza_and_fries | ipzpdpq | <|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's like someone witnesses me, last Friday.<|eor|><|soopr|>Fridays are fake work days. No one feels like working on Fridays<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 253 |
programmerhumor | TheChurchOfDonovan | iq02tgi | <|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm in an internship. This is literally what i do. I spend whole day doing nothing after i get done with the meeting.
Just 2hrs before the meeting i will do the bare minimum.<|eor|><|sor|>You can legit spend the rest of your caree... | 252 |
programmerhumor | _pizza_and_fries | ipzyct7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm in an internship. This is literally what i do. I spend whole day doing nothing after i get done with the meeting.
Just 2hrs before the meeting i will do the bare minimum.<|eor|><|sor|>You can legit spend the rest of your caree... | 162 |
programmerhumor | ScreenshotShitposts | iq1bp11 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, after playing half an hour and jerking off, i may consider sitting on the code.<|eor|><|sor|>Is sitting on the code an euphemism for taking a shit?<|eor|><|sor|>Take your laptop with you.
I call it a do while<|eor|><|eols|><... | 159 |
programmerhumor | whitefoot | iq18q46 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Literally less than 5 minutes ago I glanced over some web pages I'm supposed to build, said to myself "looks like a solid 10hrs of work" and promptly slid into bed where I'm now comfortably reading this meme from.<|eor|><|eols|><|en... | 142 |
programmerhumor | wizzanker | iq0i22n | <|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm in an internship. This is literally what i do. I spend whole day doing nothing after i get done with the meeting.
Just 2hrs before the meeting i will do the bare minimum.<|eor|><|sor|>You can legit spend the rest of your caree... | 124 |
programmerhumor | EwgB | ipzzugh | <|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, after playing half an hour and jerking off, i may consider sitting on the code.<|eor|><|sor|>Hey, do you have a camera in my home office?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 114 |
programmerhumor | guarana_and_coffee | iq02lk1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Many people can't sleep with a bunch of low hanging fruit, but I, as an educated programmer working as support, sysadmin, and devops (Lord help me), I can sleep so fucking much.<|eor|><|soopr|>> Devops (Lord Help Me)
I know that fe... | 110 |
programmerhumor | doanworks | iq0jyy0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, after playing half an hour and jerking off, i may consider sitting on the code.<|eor|><|sor|>Is sitting on the code an euphemism for taking a shit?<|eor|><|sor|>Sitting on the co~~mmo~~de<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 103 |
programmerhumor | Soft_Bit_5126 | iq00l08 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm in an internship. This is literally what i do. I spend whole day doing nothing after i get done with the meeting.
Just 2hrs before the meeting i will do the bare minimum.<|eor|><|sor|>You can legit spend the rest of your caree... | 94 |
programmerhumor | mungthebean | iq0l61j | <|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm in an internship. This is literally what i do. I spend whole day doing nothing after i get done with the meeting.
Just 2hrs before the meeting i will do the bare minimum.<|eor|><|sor|>You can legit spend the rest of your caree... | 89 |
programmerhumor | maikuxblade | iq08roj | <|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thread.sleep(1000\*60\*60\*24\*365\*80);<|eor|><|sor|>Too many magic numbers, pull request denied<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 84 |
programmerhumor | fredlafrite | k6j160 | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,357 |
programmerhumor | SausageEggCheese | gelv07a | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>I know this is humor, but this can actually be used as a decent lesson in practices to avoid when shortening variable names.
- Don't abbreviate unnecessarily. In this case, the original variable is not that ... | 1,343 |
programmerhumor | TaiShuai | gelz0wi | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>I know this is humor, but this can actually be used as a decent lesson in practices to avoid when shortening variable names.
- Don't abbreviate unnecessarily. In this case, the original variable is not that ... | 532 |
programmerhumor | clownyfish | gell7qo | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Ctrl D just selects like text (not necessarily variables) and, as you've observed, not normally great for renaming variables. Use F2 to rename all instances of a v... | 413 |
programmerhumor | tim_dude | geljpjh | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>Fun fact: There is no word for toes in Russian language. They are called foot fingers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 361 |
programmerhumor | NicNoletree | gel68a3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Americans also use feet to move between the sofa and the refrigerator.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 337 |
programmerhumor | geeshta | gelsk57 | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>Fun fact: There is no word for toes in Russian language. They are called foot fingers.<|eor|><|sor|>At this point it's more like: fun fact: the english language has a dedicated word for the fingers on feet: to... | 283 |
programmerhumor | misterrandom1 | gel5aiu | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>Now I need to use leg hands.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 238 |
programmerhumor | SausageEggCheese | gem0qh0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>I know this is humor, but this can actually be used as a decent lesson in practices to avoid when shortening variable names.
- Don't abbreviate unnecessarily. In this case, the original variable is not that ... | 211 |
programmerhumor | glorious_reptile | gelp4a3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>list.head -> list.noggin
response.body -> response.torso
analyse() -> rectumyse()<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 167 |
programmerhumor | Auravendill | gel5hjq | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>I heard the story at my previous work place that there was a piece of code that used the variable "rot" as short for rotation, but since rot is German for red, someone copied the code and renamed the variable ... | 162 |
programmerhumor | immerc | gemwl7v | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>I know this is humor, but this can actually be used as a decent lesson in practices to avoid when shortening variable names.
- Don't abbreviate unnecessarily. In this case, the original variable is not that ... | 144 |
programmerhumor | Acurus_Cow | gel7lce | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Americans also use feet to move between the sofa and the refrigerator.<|eor|><|sor|>But not to shop groceries. Then they use a scooter!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 137 |
programmerhumor | tech6hutch | geltpfa | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Ctrl D just selects like text (not necessarily variables) and, as you've observed, not normally great for renaming variables. Use F2 to rename all instances of a v... | 134 |
programmerhumor | SharkBaitDLS | gemz8pk | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>I know this is humor, but this can actually be used as a decent lesson in practices to avoid when shortening variable names.
- Don't abbreviate unnecessarily. In this case, the original variable is not that ... | 101 |
programmerhumor | pm_me_triangles | gelkukj | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>Fun fact: There is no word for toes in Russian language. They are called foot fingers.<|eor|><|sor|>In Portuguese we also say "foot fingers" (dedos do p).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 83 |
programmerhumor | tinytinylilfraction | gelxaj9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Ctrl D just selects like text (not necessarily variables) and, as you've observed, not normally great for renaming variables. Use F2 to rename all instances of a v... | 82 |
programmerhumor | sitefall | 8s98lc | <|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,342 |
programmerhumor | TheThiefMaster | e0xnq8b | <|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>I originally saw this elsewhere and didn't get the joke at all because I didn't realise it was a html joke. It's actually pretty good!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,131 |
programmerhumor | tenhourguy | e0xojtd | <|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hyperlink needs some CSS to fix that ugly purple colour.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 953 |
programmerhumor | sitefall | e0xrqia | <|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>I originally saw this elsewhere and didn't get the joke at all because I didn't realise it was a html joke. It's actually pretty good!<|eor|><|soopr|>Yeah took me a minute before I got it. Wasn't exp... | 712 |
programmerhumor | JBloodthorn | e0xsowe | <|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hyperlink needs some CSS to fix that ugly purple colour.<|eor|><|sor|>Inline with his origin, Link just has no style.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 524 |
programmerhumor | tenhourguy | e0xoea3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>really only if you are making fun of people calling html programming.. but..... that was pretty good.<|eor|><|sor|>I've never heard anyone call HTML a programming language.<|eor|><|sor|>I have some sc... | 387 |
programmerhumor | inmyshamewell | e0xnve4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>really only if you are making fun of people calling html programming.. but..... that was pretty good.<|eor|><|sor|>I've never heard anyone call HTML a programming language.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 299 |
programmerhumor | doctuhjason | e0xrajj | <|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am colorblind and it took a really long time to figure out the joke...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 293 |
programmerhumor | DoesntReadMessages | e0ybnhu | <|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>>1: html is scripting, not programming.
If you're going to smug report then at least be correct<|eor|><|sor|>Just a fella from r/all who knows nothing, what's the difference between scripting and pro... | 271 |
programmerhumor | _FierceLink | e0xz50o | <|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>I originally saw this elsewhere and didn't get the joke at all because I didn't realise it was a html joke. It's actually pretty good!<|eor|><|sor|>Lol. The moment I read ''html'' I got the joke. Than... | 244 |
programmerhumor | potatoes1119 | e0xvcb2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>really only if you are making fun of people calling html programming.. but..... that was pretty good.<|eor|><|sor|>I've never heard anyone call HTML a programming language.<|eor|><|sor|>I have some sc... | 201 |
programmerhumor | DoesntReadMessages | e0ybbxi | <|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>>1: html is scripting, not programming.
If you're going to smug report then at least be correct<|eor|><|sor|>Yikes, literally everything about that is wrong.
1. Link coloring is done by the browser,... | 185 |
programmerhumor | CheeseRS_RO | e0xoszp | <|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>really only if you are making fun of people calling html programming.. but..... that was pretty good.<|eor|><|sor|>I've never heard anyone call HTML a programming language.<|eor|><|sor|>I have some sc... | 182 |
programmerhumor | TokiMcNoodle | e0yaf73 | <|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>>1: html is scripting, not programming.
If you're going to smug report then at least be correct<|eor|><|sor|>It hurts.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 160 |
programmerhumor | TechnicallyAnIdiot | e0ybe2b | <|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>>1: html is scripting, not programming.
If you're going to smug report then at least be correct<|eor|><|sor|>Just a fella from r/all who knows nothing, what's the difference between scripting and pro... | 138 |
programmerhumor | RealJackmaster110 | e0ys3zr | <|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>>1: html is scripting, not programming.
If you're going to smug report then at least be correct<|eor|><|sor|>Just a fella from r/all who knows nothing, what's the difference between scripting and pro... | 132 |
programmerhumor | tenhourguy | e0xp9wa | <|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>really only if you are making fun of people calling html programming.. but..... that was pretty good.<|eor|><|sor|>I've never heard anyone call HTML a programming language.<|eor|><|sor|>I have some sc... | 122 |
programmerhumor | CmdrMobium | e0yjzn0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>>1: html is scripting, not programming.
If you're going to smug report then at least be correct<|eor|><|sor|>Just a fella from r/all who knows nothing, what's the difference between scripting and pro... | 120 |
programmerhumor | _FierceLink | e0xxr5b | <|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>I originally saw this elsewhere and didn't get the joke at all because I didn't realise it was a html joke. It's actually pretty good!<|eor|><|sor|>Lol. The moment I read ''html'' I got the joke. Than... | 116 |
programmerhumor | kludgwerwer3243 | obr4py | <|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,340 |
programmerhumor | brokenglasshero | h3pjauq | <|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Select * from users where clue > 0;
*No rows returned*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,987 |
programmerhumor | thexar | h3pyr9e | <|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|sor|>I call this the "Criminal Minds Effect." With a few ambiguous words you can find the unsub who is the only person in 3 states that: wears size 10 1/2 Keens, likes Halo, and ate coco puffs for breakfast 3 times this w... | 693 |
programmerhumor | ironman288 | h3q1btd | <|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|sor|>I worked briefly at a company in the insurance applications business and a customer paid 10 grand for a view I wrote in 30 minutes. It was honestly absurdly easy shit like combining some really basic fields from 3 of... | 541 |
programmerhumor | tinselsnips | h3qiqq8 | <|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Always loved this request from clients.
"We need to generate reports."
"Okay, of what?"
"Everything."
"Okay, this is our dB query GUI, it's a bit complicated at first but you can query and export anything you nee... | 503 |
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