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programmerhumor
Sparcrypt
ekgnkaz
<|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>i call bullshit on the "network Coffee machine". i remember seeing this joke like ten years ago, maybe on another site, can't remember. how many internet connected coffee makers were available ten-ish years ago? hell, how many are available **now**, just waiting to be ssh-ed into? it's funny as heck but it can't be true<|eor|><|sor|>When I was in uni (15ish years ago now) there was quite the craze of put Linux on it. Saw quite a few coffee machines running it for fun, stuff like that, so not entirely unbelievable.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
256
programmerhumor
MrZerodayz
ekgqqxu
<|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>This kind of thing is why this sub exists.<|eor|><|sor|>except it comes from here https://thedailywtf.com/<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Did you really believe the coffee machine was networked?<|eor|><|sor|>My university literally has a coffee machine with a RasPi soldered to the control board so you can start it over the internet if you're in the access file. So it's definitely possible. Edit: clarified some things<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
239
programmerhumor
No_Cryptographer7101
uji408
<|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
36,419
programmerhumor
Shakis87
i7j21g2
<|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do you know the number of days counted was accurate if you're messing up datetimes. Omg how do we know anything **existential crisis**<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,433
programmerhumor
Benimation
i7jik3u
<|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do you know the number of days counted was accurate if you're messing up datetimes. Omg how do we know anything **existential crisis**<|eor|><|sor|>Would be funnier if the post-it said -1<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,146
programmerhumor
NiteShdw
i7j4cmm
<|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Store - UTC Process - UTC Submit from Client - UTC Show on Client - Convert to Local Time<|eor|><|sor|>How did developers over the last 40 years not realize it was this simple? /s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
744
programmerhumor
NiteShdw
i7j4fmj
<|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Anyone that thinks that date/time is easy hasnt written a calendaring application.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
703
programmerhumor
glorious_reptile
i7j7sny
<|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"-1"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
522
programmerhumor
ThatAwesomeGuyIsMe
i7jq662
<|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do you know the number of days counted was accurate if you're messing up datetimes. Omg how do we know anything **existential crisis**<|eor|><|sor|>Would be funnier if the post-it said -1<|eor|><|sor|>NaN<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
318
programmerhumor
GoodmanSimon
i7j92hz
<|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A few years ago we moved everything to UTC All time methods have "Utc" in them to make it explicit ... it took a bit of time<sic> but we have now migrated everything including all the servers, databases, procs, client code, server code etc ... It has been -2147483648 hours since we had any issues, so I feel quite good about it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
268
programmerhumor
_Ebako_
i7jk7yv
<|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Still impressive.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
236
programmerhumor
lovethebacon
i7jrcn6
<|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do you know the number of days counted was accurate if you're messing up datetimes. Omg how do we know anything **existential crisis**<|eor|><|sor|>Would be funnier if the post-it said -1<|eor|><|sor|>1970-01-01T00:00:00.000Z days since last timezone issue.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
225
programmerhumor
NiteShdw
i7j42ny
<|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>use libraries. don't do conversions yourself. also store as UTC.<|eor|><|sor|>Ah I remember the days when I was that nave, thinking that there is a simple answer to dealing with dates times and legislatures that love to change DST. I spent two years working on a widely used calendar application. Fun times.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
220
programmerhumor
AlterEdward
i7j3z5e
<|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I set up a load of appointments in Outlook web recently, looked at them on my calendar on my phone and they were all an hour out. It's a GMT/BST issue. This is a time zone issue in the biggest email client in the world, from one of the biggest software companies in the world, running on one of the biggest OSs in the world, in the year 2022. We're supposed to be living on the Moon by now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
208
programmerhumor
nielsbuus
i7jbgme
<|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Store - UTC Process - UTC Submit from Client - UTC Show on Client - Convert to Local Time<|eor|><|sor|>How did developers over the last 40 years not realize it was this simple? /s<|eor|><|sor|>Because each step is handled by a different team and managed by project managers who doesn't know jack shit and keeps asking for workarounds.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
189
programmerhumor
sanderd17
i7j6vxe
<|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Store - UTC Process - UTC Submit from Client - UTC Show on Client - Convert to Local Time<|eor|><|sor|>Now the client sends you a request to fetch statistics over a period, grouped by date...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
178
programmerhumor
Benimation
i7juvq9
<|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do you know the number of days counted was accurate if you're messing up datetimes. Omg how do we know anything **existential crisis**<|eor|><|sor|>Would be funnier if the post-it said -1<|eor|><|sor|>NaN<|eor|><|sor|>That's my character name for every mobile game I play<|eor|><|sor|>That's my nickname for my grandma<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
176
programmerhumor
Car-Facts
i7jrmkx
<|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Anyone that thinks that date/time is easy hasnt written a calendaring application.<|eor|><|sor|>I work in computer forensics on felony level investigations. Time zones are the bane of my existence. I would like to say that forensic software like UFED, Axiom, FTK, etc are all very good at reporting time zones, I would like to say that... It would be nice...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
174
programmerhumor
chargers949
i7judsp
<|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Anyone that thinks that date/time is easy hasnt written a calendaring application.<|eor|><|sor|>The worst is javascript for dates and times. You rely on the client machines local time and offset to be correct. But anybody who has traveled knows sometimes the laptop doesnt update time to local time when running a page. And not a damn thing your stupid ass can do from server side about that but its still your fault wrong times on the page for that random edge case.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
152
programmerhumor
ShakyMango
yvh37s
<|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
36,400
programmerhumor
EmpyrealWolf
iwepknt
<|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Elon using twitter like its stack overflow Edit: oh shit my first awards thank you all!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
13,127
programmerhumor
Sietex
iwecxlq
<|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This whole situation is absolutely hilarious<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
6,394
programmerhumor
bross9008
iwf8hct
<|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This whole situation is absolutely hilarious<|eor|><|sor|>Funnier considering popeska is an edm producer, not a software engineer or someone who should be in a position to be schooling the owner of Twitter on how Twitter works.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
4,101
programmerhumor
ILikeLenexa
iweasb4
<|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Don't work for free.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,870
programmerhumor
son_of_abe
iwf6vjq
<|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Elon using twitter like its stack overflow Edit: oh shit my first awards thank you all!<|eor|><|sor|>Please tweet this and then update us when you get banned.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,672
programmerhumor
brianl047
iwebdk5
<|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe a case of nobody left who knows how GraphQL works<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,199
programmerhumor
cishet-camel-fucker
iwedixc
<|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Smart. He fired the engineers and started crowdsourcing everything for free.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,397
programmerhumor
CokeFanatic
iwef9ea
<|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Don't work for free.<|eor|><|sor|>What about pointing out his incompetence for free?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,280
programmerhumor
manwithcellphone
iwfhgbt
<|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This whole situation is absolutely hilarious<|eor|><|sor|>Funnier considering popeska is an edm producer, not a software engineer or someone who should be in a position to be schooling the owner of Twitter on how Twitter works.<|eor|><|sor|>I went to school with this guy, he did CS<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,805
programmerhumor
Put_It_All_On_Blck
iwfrhyv
<|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This whole situation is absolutely hilarious<|eor|><|sor|>Funnier considering popeska is an edm producer, not a software engineer or someone who should be in a position to be schooling the owner of Twitter on how Twitter works.<|eor|><|sor|>I went to school with this guy, he did CS<|eor|><|sor|>1.6, source or Go?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,678
programmerhumor
EmpyrealWolf
iwf7io1
<|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Elon using twitter like its stack overflow Edit: oh shit my first awards thank you all!<|eor|><|sor|>Please tweet this and then update us when you get banned.<|eor|><|sor|>That would require me to have ever made a twitter account, which I never have and never willon principle. Its so tempting tho <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,307
programmerhumor
PreliminaryThoughts
iweoo7o
<|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Getting schooled about a platform you just acquired for 44billion by someone who doesn't even work there<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,274
programmerhumor
Daktic
iwewtmb
<|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe a case of nobody left who knows how GraphQL works<|eor|><|sor|>just learned graphql, maybe i should send in my resume<|eor|><|sor|>why would you want to do such a thing?<|eor|><|sor|>To deny the offer <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,152
programmerhumor
lofigamer2
iwegczu
<|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Don't work for free.<|eor|><|sor|>What about pointing out his incompetence for free?<|eor|><|sor|>That will get you banned from twitter XD<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,098
programmerhumor
danothemen
iwehq5u
<|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And today we learn about middleware<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
827
programmerhumor
techzero
iwf8s2t
<|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe a case of nobody left who knows how GraphQL works<|eor|><|sor|>Nope, the tech lead of the core API group who still works there apparently knows: https://twitter.com/sachee/status/1591857120768843776 https://www.theregister.com/2022/11/14/musk_twitter_rpc_spat/ Edit: Just checked her latest tweets. Well, she did work there... https://mobile.twitter.com/sachee/status/1592308273071681536<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
778
programmerhumor
NestedLine133
iwencrb
<|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe a case of nobody left who knows how GraphQL works<|eor|><|sor|>just learned graphql, maybe i should send in my resume<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
754
programmerhumor
CokeFanatic
iwegqiz
<|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Don't work for free.<|eor|><|sor|>What about pointing out his incompetence for free?<|eor|><|sor|>That will get you banned from twitter XD<|eor|><|sor|>Oh ya, I forgot. Comedy is legal again, as long as it doesn't hurt lord muskies widdle feelies<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
717
programmerhumor
Reddit-username_here
iwej8pg
<|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And today we learn about middleware<|eor|><|sor|>Wait wait wait. I've only been wearing underwear and then pants. You're telling me I'm missing an entire fucking layer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
677
programmerhumor
_pizza_and_fries
xomydo
<|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
36,356
programmerhumor
marckek
ipzi79n
<|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, after playing half an hour and jerking off, i may consider sitting on the code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,116
programmerhumor
guarana_and_coffee
iq01ejb
<|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Many people can't sleep with a bunch of low hanging fruit, but I, as an educated programmer working as support, sysadmin, and devops (Lord help me), I can sleep so fucking much.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,105
programmerhumor
andreortigao
ipzt6q2
<|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, after playing half an hour and jerking off, i may consider sitting on the code.<|eor|><|sor|>Is sitting on the code an euphemism for taking a shit?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
378
programmerhumor
Pr0ducer
ipzp447
<|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's like someone witnesses me, last Friday.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
338
programmerhumor
_pizza_and_fries
iq01ps2
<|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Many people can't sleep with a bunch of low hanging fruit, but I, as an educated programmer working as support, sysadmin, and devops (Lord help me), I can sleep so fucking much.<|eor|><|soopr|>> Devops (Lord Help Me) I know that feeling man, I know it well<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
326
programmerhumor
judgementalfish
ipzxb32
<|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm in an internship. This is literally what i do. I spend whole day doing nothing after i get done with the meeting. Just 2hrs before the meeting i will do the bare minimum.<|eor|><|sor|>You can legit spend the rest of your career like that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
319
programmerhumor
Soft_Bit_5126
ipzwx2l
<|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm in an internship. This is literally what i do. I spend whole day doing nothing after i get done with the meeting. Just 2hrs before the meeting i will do the bare minimum.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
263
programmerhumor
_pizza_and_fries
ipzpdpq
<|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's like someone witnesses me, last Friday.<|eor|><|soopr|>Fridays are fake work days. No one feels like working on Fridays<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
253
programmerhumor
TheChurchOfDonovan
iq02tgi
<|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm in an internship. This is literally what i do. I spend whole day doing nothing after i get done with the meeting. Just 2hrs before the meeting i will do the bare minimum.<|eor|><|sor|>You can legit spend the rest of your career like that.<|eor|><|soopr|>And still be in for good promotions.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Are you guys legit serious?! You are saying i can work 2hrs and get paid a base web developer salary?!<|eor|><|sor|>They don't pay you to work they pay you to know<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
252
programmerhumor
_pizza_and_fries
ipzyct7
<|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm in an internship. This is literally what i do. I spend whole day doing nothing after i get done with the meeting. Just 2hrs before the meeting i will do the bare minimum.<|eor|><|sor|>You can legit spend the rest of your career like that.<|eor|><|soopr|>And still be in for good promotions.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
162
programmerhumor
ScreenshotShitposts
iq1bp11
<|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, after playing half an hour and jerking off, i may consider sitting on the code.<|eor|><|sor|>Is sitting on the code an euphemism for taking a shit?<|eor|><|sor|>Take your laptop with you. I call it a do while<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
159
programmerhumor
whitefoot
iq18q46
<|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Literally less than 5 minutes ago I glanced over some web pages I'm supposed to build, said to myself "looks like a solid 10hrs of work" and promptly slid into bed where I'm now comfortably reading this meme from.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
142
programmerhumor
wizzanker
iq0i22n
<|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm in an internship. This is literally what i do. I spend whole day doing nothing after i get done with the meeting. Just 2hrs before the meeting i will do the bare minimum.<|eor|><|sor|>You can legit spend the rest of your career like that.<|eor|><|soopr|>And still be in for good promotions.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Are you guys legit serious?! You are saying i can work 2hrs and get paid a base web developer salary?!<|eor|><|sor|>They don't pay you to work they pay you to know<|eor|><|sor|>This. It doesn't matter what your output is. If you're the guy that can solve that problem when it matters, you are a big deal.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
124
programmerhumor
EwgB
ipzzugh
<|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, after playing half an hour and jerking off, i may consider sitting on the code.<|eor|><|sor|>Hey, do you have a camera in my home office?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
114
programmerhumor
guarana_and_coffee
iq02lk1
<|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Many people can't sleep with a bunch of low hanging fruit, but I, as an educated programmer working as support, sysadmin, and devops (Lord help me), I can sleep so fucking much.<|eor|><|soopr|>> Devops (Lord Help Me) I know that feeling man, I know it well<|eoopr|><|sor|>Well, yeah, but the `Lord help me` wasn't just for the devops, but everything I do. I'm not even programming for work.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
110
programmerhumor
doanworks
iq0jyy0
<|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, after playing half an hour and jerking off, i may consider sitting on the code.<|eor|><|sor|>Is sitting on the code an euphemism for taking a shit?<|eor|><|sor|>Sitting on the co~~mmo~~de<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
103
programmerhumor
Soft_Bit_5126
iq00l08
<|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm in an internship. This is literally what i do. I spend whole day doing nothing after i get done with the meeting. Just 2hrs before the meeting i will do the bare minimum.<|eor|><|sor|>You can legit spend the rest of your career like that.<|eor|><|soopr|>And still be in for good promotions.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Are you guys legit serious?! You are saying i can work 2hrs and get paid a base web developer salary?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
94
programmerhumor
mungthebean
iq0l61j
<|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm in an internship. This is literally what i do. I spend whole day doing nothing after i get done with the meeting. Just 2hrs before the meeting i will do the bare minimum.<|eor|><|sor|>You can legit spend the rest of your career like that.<|eor|><|soopr|>And still be in for good promotions.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Are you guys legit serious?! You are saying i can work 2hrs and get paid a base web developer salary?!<|eor|><|sor|>They don't pay you to work they pay you to know<|eor|><|sor|>This. It doesn't matter what your output is. If you're the guy that can solve that problem when it matters, you are a big deal.<|eor|><|sor|>I put in 50 hours for the first time in my 2 year tenure here 2 weeks ago to meet a deadline Got praise from mentor and boss I have worked maybe 10 hours of actual active work since<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
89
programmerhumor
maikuxblade
iq08roj
<|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thread.sleep(1000\*60\*60\*24\*365\*80);<|eor|><|sor|>Too many magic numbers, pull request denied<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
84
programmerhumor
fredlafrite
k6j160
<|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
36,357
programmerhumor
SausageEggCheese
gelv07a
<|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>I know this is humor, but this can actually be used as a decent lesson in practices to avoid when shortening variable names. - Don't abbreviate unnecessarily. In this case, the original variable is not that long. With modern IDEs, widescreen monitors, and memory sizes, there's usually little reason to abbreviate at all. - If you do abbreviate, never abbreviate to another real word with a different meaning. People will assume it is just the other word, and not an abbreviation.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,343
programmerhumor
TaiShuai
gelz0wi
<|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>I know this is humor, but this can actually be used as a decent lesson in practices to avoid when shortening variable names. - Don't abbreviate unnecessarily. In this case, the original variable is not that long. With modern IDEs, widescreen monitors, and memory sizes, there's usually little reason to abbreviate at all. - If you do abbreviate, never abbreviate to another real word with a different meaning. People will assume it is just the other word, and not an abbreviation.<|eor|><|sor|>As Ive gained more experience Ive found myself erring on the side of making the variable name too long. It bugs some people but Ill make variables into descriptive phrases and with autocomplete and wide screens it isnt a big deal. It makes it 100x easier to quickly familiarize myself with old code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
532
programmerhumor
clownyfish
gell7qo
<|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Ctrl D just selects like text (not necessarily variables) and, as you've observed, not normally great for renaming variables. Use F2 to rename all instances of a variable within the scope.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
413
programmerhumor
tim_dude
geljpjh
<|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>Fun fact: There is no word for toes in Russian language. They are called foot fingers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
361
programmerhumor
NicNoletree
gel68a3
<|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Americans also use feet to move between the sofa and the refrigerator.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
337
programmerhumor
geeshta
gelsk57
<|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>Fun fact: There is no word for toes in Russian language. They are called foot fingers.<|eor|><|sor|>At this point it's more like: fun fact: the english language has a dedicated word for the fingers on feet: toes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
283
programmerhumor
misterrandom1
gel5aiu
<|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>Now I need to use leg hands.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
238
programmerhumor
SausageEggCheese
gem0qh0
<|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>I know this is humor, but this can actually be used as a decent lesson in practices to avoid when shortening variable names. - Don't abbreviate unnecessarily. In this case, the original variable is not that long. With modern IDEs, widescreen monitors, and memory sizes, there's usually little reason to abbreviate at all. - If you do abbreviate, never abbreviate to another real word with a different meaning. People will assume it is just the other word, and not an abbreviation.<|eor|><|sor|>As Ive gained more experience Ive found myself erring on the side of making the variable name too long. It bugs some people but Ill make variables into descriptive phrases and with autocomplete and wide screens it isnt a big deal. It makes it 100x easier to quickly familiarize myself with old code<|eor|><|sor|>Absolutely. I've always seen the numbers that on most software systems, writing the software is about 10% of the work (or cost), and the other 90% is in maintenance. And much of the time spent during maintenance work is, in my experience, reading and understanding previously written code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
211
programmerhumor
glorious_reptile
gelp4a3
<|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>list.head -> list.noggin response.body -> response.torso analyse() -> rectumyse()<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
167
programmerhumor
Auravendill
gel5hjq
<|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>I heard the story at my previous work place that there was a piece of code that used the variable "rot" as short for rotation, but since rot is German for red, someone copied the code and renamed the variable to blau which means blue to make it less obvious. Edit: To make it clear: It was code used internally to work with pictures in some way. So variables for rotation and colour are both to be expected. That one guy just copied someone elses code or at least part of it without really understanding it and apparently wanted to hide that by renaming a few things to make it look like his own code or something.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
162
programmerhumor
immerc
gemwl7v
<|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>I know this is humor, but this can actually be used as a decent lesson in practices to avoid when shortening variable names. - Don't abbreviate unnecessarily. In this case, the original variable is not that long. With modern IDEs, widescreen monitors, and memory sizes, there's usually little reason to abbreviate at all. - If you do abbreviate, never abbreviate to another real word with a different meaning. People will assume it is just the other word, and not an abbreviation.<|eor|><|sor|>As Ive gained more experience Ive found myself erring on the side of making the variable name too long. It bugs some people but Ill make variables into descriptive phrases and with autocomplete and wide screens it isnt a big deal. It makes it 100x easier to quickly familiarize myself with old code<|eor|><|sor|>Absolutely. I've always seen the numbers that on most software systems, writing the software is about 10% of the work (or cost), and the other 90% is in maintenance. And much of the time spent during maintenance work is, in my experience, reading and understanding previously written code.<|eor|><|sor|>On that subject: **Don't optimize*** People will often write something out the first time the way it occurs to them. I need to combine A and B to get C. I need to periodically shorten C until Z happens. And, so-on. After people think it through, they often look back and see that there are variables that only exist for a couple of lines because they're then combined with something else. So, they think they're going to optimize the program by getting rid of those short-lived variables. The problems with that are: 1. If it's easy to optimize in that way, the compiler and/or interpreter will already do that work for you. * When you optimize that way, it makes it harder for the person maintaining the code to understand what is going on. You should only optimize to make something easier for someone to understand when maintaining it (even future you) rather than making it run more efficiently. The only time it makes sense to optimize to make it run more efficiently is if you've benchmarked it and can tell that that specific thing is making the program slow, and that that slowness matters.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
144
programmerhumor
Acurus_Cow
gel7lce
<|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Americans also use feet to move between the sofa and the refrigerator.<|eor|><|sor|>But not to shop groceries. Then they use a scooter!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
137
programmerhumor
tech6hutch
geltpfa
<|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Ctrl D just selects like text (not necessarily variables) and, as you've observed, not normally great for renaming variables. Use F2 to rename all instances of a variable within the scope.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>With any language thats static enough to have good IDE support, at least. Dont expect it to understand how to rename JS objects spanning multiple files<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
134
programmerhumor
SharkBaitDLS
gemz8pk
<|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>I know this is humor, but this can actually be used as a decent lesson in practices to avoid when shortening variable names. - Don't abbreviate unnecessarily. In this case, the original variable is not that long. With modern IDEs, widescreen monitors, and memory sizes, there's usually little reason to abbreviate at all. - If you do abbreviate, never abbreviate to another real word with a different meaning. People will assume it is just the other word, and not an abbreviation.<|eor|><|sor|>As Ive gained more experience Ive found myself erring on the side of making the variable name too long. It bugs some people but Ill make variables into descriptive phrases and with autocomplete and wide screens it isnt a big deal. It makes it 100x easier to quickly familiarize myself with old code<|eor|><|sor|>Absolutely. I've always seen the numbers that on most software systems, writing the software is about 10% of the work (or cost), and the other 90% is in maintenance. And much of the time spent during maintenance work is, in my experience, reading and understanding previously written code.<|eor|><|sor|>On that subject: **Don't optimize*** People will often write something out the first time the way it occurs to them. I need to combine A and B to get C. I need to periodically shorten C until Z happens. And, so-on. After people think it through, they often look back and see that there are variables that only exist for a couple of lines because they're then combined with something else. So, they think they're going to optimize the program by getting rid of those short-lived variables. The problems with that are: 1. If it's easy to optimize in that way, the compiler and/or interpreter will already do that work for you. * When you optimize that way, it makes it harder for the person maintaining the code to understand what is going on. You should only optimize to make something easier for someone to understand when maintaining it (even future you) rather than making it run more efficiently. The only time it makes sense to optimize to make it run more efficiently is if you've benchmarked it and can tell that that specific thing is making the program slow, and that that slowness matters.<|eor|><|sor|>Premature optimization is the cause of the majority of tech debt. Its also a really hard lesson to learn. Its really difficult for people to hear hey your really elegant and clever thing is way too complicated and is going to cause maintenance problems down the line, can you just start over doing the dumb obvious solution?, especially if youre on a deadline where the sunk cost of said overly complex solution now weighs against any refactor. In my experience people only learn the lesson after theyre stuck with the consequences of it long enough to regret their own actions, being told it just doesnt stick without the experience of fighting it in the future. It took years for it to really click for me, only after working with senior devs who really pushed for simplicity.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
101
programmerhumor
pm_me_triangles
gelkukj
<|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>Fun fact: There is no word for toes in Russian language. They are called foot fingers.<|eor|><|sor|>In Portuguese we also say "foot fingers" (dedos do p).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
83
programmerhumor
tinytinylilfraction
gelxaj9
<|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Ctrl D just selects like text (not necessarily variables) and, as you've observed, not normally great for renaming variables. Use F2 to rename all instances of a variable within the scope.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>With any language thats static enough to have good IDE support, at least. Dont expect it to understand how to rename JS objects spanning multiple files<|eor|><|sor|>If you're using jetbrains or vscode (+ intellij keybindings extension), it does a pretty good job of refactoring across files.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
82
programmerhumor
sitefall
8s98lc
<|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
36,342
programmerhumor
TheThiefMaster
e0xnq8b
<|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>I originally saw this elsewhere and didn't get the joke at all because I didn't realise it was a html joke. It's actually pretty good!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,131
programmerhumor
tenhourguy
e0xojtd
<|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hyperlink needs some CSS to fix that ugly purple colour.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
953
programmerhumor
sitefall
e0xrqia
<|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>I originally saw this elsewhere and didn't get the joke at all because I didn't realise it was a html joke. It's actually pretty good!<|eor|><|soopr|>Yeah took me a minute before I got it. Wasn't expecting an html joke at all.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
712
programmerhumor
JBloodthorn
e0xsowe
<|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hyperlink needs some CSS to fix that ugly purple colour.<|eor|><|sor|>Inline with his origin, Link just has no style.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
524
programmerhumor
tenhourguy
e0xoea3
<|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>really only if you are making fun of people calling html programming.. but..... that was pretty good.<|eor|><|sor|>I've never heard anyone call HTML a programming language.<|eor|><|sor|>I have some scary (and arguably false) news for you. https://i.imgur.com/01totQP.png<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
387
programmerhumor
inmyshamewell
e0xnve4
<|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>really only if you are making fun of people calling html programming.. but..... that was pretty good.<|eor|><|sor|>I've never heard anyone call HTML a programming language.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
299
programmerhumor
doctuhjason
e0xrajj
<|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am colorblind and it took a really long time to figure out the joke...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
293
programmerhumor
DoesntReadMessages
e0ybnhu
<|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>>1: html is scripting, not programming. If you're going to smug report then at least be correct<|eor|><|sor|>Just a fella from r/all who knows nothing, what's the difference between scripting and programming?<|eor|><|sor|>Scripting is programming. The meme is that HTML is a markup syntax, not a programming language but people list it as one on resumes and job descriptions and stuff. But creating HTML is still programming.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
271
programmerhumor
_FierceLink
e0xz50o
<|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>I originally saw this elsewhere and didn't get the joke at all because I didn't realise it was a html joke. It's actually pretty good!<|eor|><|sor|>Lol. The moment I read ''html'' I got the joke. Thanks to you!<|eor|><|sor|>Whats the joke?<|eor|><|sor|>Link(the character) is turned into a (hyper)link (those for visiting websites). After being tapped by mario, the link is marked as visited.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
244
programmerhumor
potatoes1119
e0xvcb2
<|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>really only if you are making fun of people calling html programming.. but..... that was pretty good.<|eor|><|sor|>I've never heard anyone call HTML a programming language.<|eor|><|sor|>I have some scary (and arguably false) news for you. https://i.imgur.com/01totQP.png<|eor|><|sor|>HTML is a programming language. We are done here.<|eor|><|sor|>But it's HTML, not HTPL. :(<|eor|><|sor|>Hyper Text prograMming Language<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
201
programmerhumor
DoesntReadMessages
e0ybbxi
<|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>>1: html is scripting, not programming. If you're going to smug report then at least be correct<|eor|><|sor|>Yikes, literally everything about that is wrong. 1. Link coloring is done by the browser, not HTML 1. HTML is not scripting 1. Scripting is done in programming languages 1. Markup is programming, it's just not a programming language<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
185
programmerhumor
CheeseRS_RO
e0xoszp
<|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>really only if you are making fun of people calling html programming.. but..... that was pretty good.<|eor|><|sor|>I've never heard anyone call HTML a programming language.<|eor|><|sor|>I have some scary (and arguably false) news for you. https://i.imgur.com/01totQP.png<|eor|><|sor|>HTML is a programming language. We are done here.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
182
programmerhumor
TokiMcNoodle
e0yaf73
<|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>>1: html is scripting, not programming. If you're going to smug report then at least be correct<|eor|><|sor|>It hurts.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
160
programmerhumor
TechnicallyAnIdiot
e0ybe2b
<|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>>1: html is scripting, not programming. If you're going to smug report then at least be correct<|eor|><|sor|>Just a fella from r/all who knows nothing, what's the difference between scripting and programming?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
138
programmerhumor
RealJackmaster110
e0ys3zr
<|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>>1: html is scripting, not programming. If you're going to smug report then at least be correct<|eor|><|sor|>Just a fella from r/all who knows nothing, what's the difference between scripting and programming?<|eor|><|sor|>Scripting is programming. The meme is that HTML is a markup syntax, not a programming language but people list it as one on resumes and job descriptions and stuff. But creating HTML is still programming.<|eor|><|sor|>So do you say that writing LaTeX documents is also programming?<|eor|><|sor|>LaTeX is Turing complete so absolutely you can program in it.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't know about you, but I mostly program in PowerPoint.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
132
programmerhumor
tenhourguy
e0xp9wa
<|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>really only if you are making fun of people calling html programming.. but..... that was pretty good.<|eor|><|sor|>I've never heard anyone call HTML a programming language.<|eor|><|sor|>I have some scary (and arguably false) news for you. https://i.imgur.com/01totQP.png<|eor|><|sor|>HTML is a programming language. We are done here.<|eor|><|sor|>But it's HTML, not HTPL. :(<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
122
programmerhumor
CmdrMobium
e0yjzn0
<|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>>1: html is scripting, not programming. If you're going to smug report then at least be correct<|eor|><|sor|>Just a fella from r/all who knows nothing, what's the difference between scripting and programming?<|eor|><|sor|>Scripting is programming. The meme is that HTML is a markup syntax, not a programming language but people list it as one on resumes and job descriptions and stuff. But creating HTML is still programming.<|eor|><|sor|>So do you say that writing LaTeX documents is also programming?<|eor|><|sor|>LaTeX is Turing complete so absolutely you can program in it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
120
programmerhumor
_FierceLink
e0xxr5b
<|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>I originally saw this elsewhere and didn't get the joke at all because I didn't realise it was a html joke. It's actually pretty good!<|eor|><|sor|>Lol. The moment I read ''html'' I got the joke. Thanks to you!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
116
programmerhumor
kludgwerwer3243
obr4py
<|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
36,340
programmerhumor
brokenglasshero
h3pjauq
<|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Select * from users where clue > 0; *No rows returned*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,987
programmerhumor
thexar
h3pyr9e
<|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|sor|>I call this the "Criminal Minds Effect." With a few ambiguous words you can find the unsub who is the only person in 3 states that: wears size 10 1/2 Keens, likes Halo, and ate coco puffs for breakfast 3 times this week. Surely \*you\* can do this with whatever bullshit \*I\* need for work.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
693
programmerhumor
ironman288
h3q1btd
<|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|sor|>I worked briefly at a company in the insurance applications business and a customer paid 10 grand for a view I wrote in 30 minutes. It was honestly absurdly easy shit like combining some really basic fields from 3 of the more commonly used tables. These companies absolutely had internal IT people who could have done this as well. We kept the view on file to sell to other customers as well. TLDR: Your insurance premiums would be lower if insurance executives didn't just throw a blank check at anything they perceive as "IT".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
541
programmerhumor
tinselsnips
h3qiqq8
<|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Always loved this request from clients. "We need to generate reports." "Okay, of what?" "Everything." "Okay, this is our dB query GUI, it's a bit complicated at first but you can query and export anything you need." "Nono, this is way too complicated, we only have one report, can you just give us a button we can click to export to Excel?" "Sure, but you need to tell us what needs to be in the report." "Everything." "I mean, we can export the whole Database to excel if you prefer to work with it there." "No, we don't want EVERYTHING."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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