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programmerhumor | Sparcrypt | ekgnkaz | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>i call bullshit on the "network Coffee machine". i remember seeing this joke like ten years ago, maybe on another site, can't remember. how many internet connected coffee makers were available ten-ish years ago? hell, how many are available **now**, just waiting to be ssh-ed into? it's funny as heck but it can't be true<|eor|><|sor|>When I was in uni (15ish years ago now) there was quite the craze of put Linux on it. Saw quite a few coffee machines running it for fun, stuff like that, so not entirely unbelievable.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 256 |
programmerhumor | MrZerodayz | ekgqqxu | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this on an old Git account<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9jde8sxby7r21.png<|eol|><|sor|>This kind of thing is why this sub exists.<|eor|><|sor|>except it comes from here
https://thedailywtf.com/<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Did you really believe the coffee machine was networked?<|eor|><|sor|>My university literally has a coffee machine with a RasPi soldered to the control board so you can start it over the internet if you're in the access file. So it's definitely possible.
Edit: clarified some things<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 239 |
programmerhumor | No_Cryptographer7101 | uji408 | <|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,419 |
programmerhumor | Shakis87 | i7j21g2 | <|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do you know the number of days counted was accurate if you're messing up datetimes. Omg how do we know anything
**existential crisis**<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,433 |
programmerhumor | Benimation | i7jik3u | <|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do you know the number of days counted was accurate if you're messing up datetimes. Omg how do we know anything
**existential crisis**<|eor|><|sor|>Would be funnier if the post-it said -1<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,146 |
programmerhumor | NiteShdw | i7j4cmm | <|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Store - UTC
Process - UTC
Submit from Client - UTC
Show on Client - Convert to Local Time<|eor|><|sor|>How did developers over the last 40 years not realize it was this simple? /s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 744 |
programmerhumor | NiteShdw | i7j4fmj | <|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Anyone that thinks that date/time is easy hasnt written a calendaring application.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 703 |
programmerhumor | glorious_reptile | i7j7sny | <|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"-1"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 522 |
programmerhumor | ThatAwesomeGuyIsMe | i7jq662 | <|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do you know the number of days counted was accurate if you're messing up datetimes. Omg how do we know anything
**existential crisis**<|eor|><|sor|>Would be funnier if the post-it said -1<|eor|><|sor|>NaN<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 318 |
programmerhumor | GoodmanSimon | i7j92hz | <|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A few years ago we moved everything to UTC
All time methods have "Utc" in them to make it explicit ... it took a bit of time<sic> but we have now migrated everything including all the servers, databases, procs, client code, server code etc ...
It has been -2147483648 hours since we had any issues, so I feel quite good about it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 268 |
programmerhumor | _Ebako_ | i7jk7yv | <|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Still impressive.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 236 |
programmerhumor | lovethebacon | i7jrcn6 | <|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do you know the number of days counted was accurate if you're messing up datetimes. Omg how do we know anything
**existential crisis**<|eor|><|sor|>Would be funnier if the post-it said -1<|eor|><|sor|>1970-01-01T00:00:00.000Z days since last timezone issue.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 225 |
programmerhumor | NiteShdw | i7j42ny | <|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>use libraries. don't do conversions yourself. also store as UTC.<|eor|><|sor|>Ah I remember the days when I was that nave, thinking that there is a simple answer to dealing with dates times and legislatures that love to change DST.
I spent two years working on a widely used calendar application. Fun times.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 220 |
programmerhumor | AlterEdward | i7j3z5e | <|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I set up a load of appointments in Outlook web recently, looked at them on my calendar on my phone and they were all an hour out. It's a GMT/BST issue.
This is a time zone issue in the biggest email client in the world, from one of the biggest software companies in the world, running on one of the biggest OSs in the world, in the year 2022. We're supposed to be living on the Moon by now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 208 |
programmerhumor | nielsbuus | i7jbgme | <|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Store - UTC
Process - UTC
Submit from Client - UTC
Show on Client - Convert to Local Time<|eor|><|sor|>How did developers over the last 40 years not realize it was this simple? /s<|eor|><|sor|>Because each step is handled by a different team and managed by project managers who doesn't know jack shit and keeps asking for workarounds.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 189 |
programmerhumor | sanderd17 | i7j6vxe | <|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Store - UTC
Process - UTC
Submit from Client - UTC
Show on Client - Convert to Local Time<|eor|><|sor|>Now the client sends you a request to fetch statistics over a period, grouped by date...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 178 |
programmerhumor | Benimation | i7juvq9 | <|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do you know the number of days counted was accurate if you're messing up datetimes. Omg how do we know anything
**existential crisis**<|eor|><|sor|>Would be funnier if the post-it said -1<|eor|><|sor|>NaN<|eor|><|sor|>That's my character name for every mobile game I play<|eor|><|sor|>That's my nickname for my grandma<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 176 |
programmerhumor | Car-Facts | i7jrmkx | <|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Anyone that thinks that date/time is easy hasnt written a calendaring application.<|eor|><|sor|>I work in computer forensics on felony level investigations. Time zones are the bane of my existence. I would like to say that forensic software like UFED, Axiom, FTK, etc are all very good at reporting time zones, I would like to say that...
It would be nice...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 174 |
programmerhumor | chargers949 | i7judsp | <|sols|><|sot|>The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ocpk67fp6tx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Anyone that thinks that date/time is easy hasnt written a calendaring application.<|eor|><|sor|>The worst is javascript for dates and times. You rely on the client machines local time and offset to be correct. But anybody who has traveled knows sometimes the laptop doesnt update time to local time when running a page. And not a damn thing your stupid ass can do from server side about that but its still your fault wrong times on the page for that random edge case.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 152 |
programmerhumor | ShakyMango | yvh37s | <|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,400 |
programmerhumor | EmpyrealWolf | iwepknt | <|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Elon using twitter like its stack overflow
Edit: oh shit my first awards thank you all!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13,127 |
programmerhumor | Sietex | iwecxlq | <|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This whole situation is absolutely hilarious<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,394 |
programmerhumor | bross9008 | iwf8hct | <|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This whole situation is absolutely hilarious<|eor|><|sor|>Funnier considering popeska is an edm producer, not a software engineer or someone who should be in a position to be schooling the owner of Twitter on how Twitter works.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,101 |
programmerhumor | ILikeLenexa | iweasb4 | <|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Don't work for free.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,870 |
programmerhumor | son_of_abe | iwf6vjq | <|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Elon using twitter like its stack overflow
Edit: oh shit my first awards thank you all!<|eor|><|sor|>Please tweet this and then update us when you get banned.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,672 |
programmerhumor | brianl047 | iwebdk5 | <|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe a case of nobody left who knows how GraphQL works<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,199 |
programmerhumor | cishet-camel-fucker | iwedixc | <|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Smart. He fired the engineers and started crowdsourcing everything for free.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,397 |
programmerhumor | CokeFanatic | iwef9ea | <|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Don't work for free.<|eor|><|sor|>What about pointing out his incompetence for free?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,280 |
programmerhumor | manwithcellphone | iwfhgbt | <|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This whole situation is absolutely hilarious<|eor|><|sor|>Funnier considering popeska is an edm producer, not a software engineer or someone who should be in a position to be schooling the owner of Twitter on how Twitter works.<|eor|><|sor|>I went to school with this guy, he did CS<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,805 |
programmerhumor | Put_It_All_On_Blck | iwfrhyv | <|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This whole situation is absolutely hilarious<|eor|><|sor|>Funnier considering popeska is an edm producer, not a software engineer or someone who should be in a position to be schooling the owner of Twitter on how Twitter works.<|eor|><|sor|>I went to school with this guy, he did CS<|eor|><|sor|>1.6, source or Go?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,678 |
programmerhumor | EmpyrealWolf | iwf7io1 | <|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Elon using twitter like its stack overflow
Edit: oh shit my first awards thank you all!<|eor|><|sor|>Please tweet this and then update us when you get banned.<|eor|><|sor|>That would require me to have ever made a twitter account, which I never have and never willon principle. Its so tempting tho <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,307 |
programmerhumor | PreliminaryThoughts | iweoo7o | <|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Getting schooled about a platform you just acquired for 44billion by someone who doesn't even work there<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,274 |
programmerhumor | Daktic | iwewtmb | <|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe a case of nobody left who knows how GraphQL works<|eor|><|sor|>just learned graphql, maybe i should send in my resume<|eor|><|sor|>why would you want to do such a thing?<|eor|><|sor|>To deny the offer <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,152 |
programmerhumor | lofigamer2 | iwegczu | <|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Don't work for free.<|eor|><|sor|>What about pointing out his incompetence for free?<|eor|><|sor|>That will get you banned from twitter XD<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,098 |
programmerhumor | danothemen | iwehq5u | <|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And today we learn about middleware<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 827 |
programmerhumor | techzero | iwf8s2t | <|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe a case of nobody left who knows how GraphQL works<|eor|><|sor|>Nope, the tech lead of the core API group who still works there apparently knows:
https://twitter.com/sachee/status/1591857120768843776
https://www.theregister.com/2022/11/14/musk_twitter_rpc_spat/
Edit: Just checked her latest tweets. Well, she did work there...
https://mobile.twitter.com/sachee/status/1592308273071681536<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 778 |
programmerhumor | NestedLine133 | iwencrb | <|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe a case of nobody left who knows how GraphQL works<|eor|><|sor|>just learned graphql, maybe i should send in my resume<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 754 |
programmerhumor | CokeFanatic | iwegqiz | <|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Don't work for free.<|eor|><|sor|>What about pointing out his incompetence for free?<|eor|><|sor|>That will get you banned from twitter XD<|eor|><|sor|>Oh ya, I forgot. Comedy is legal again, as long as it doesn't hurt lord muskies widdle feelies<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 717 |
programmerhumor | Reddit-username_here | iwej8pg | <|sols|><|sot|>He is crowd sourcing how twitter works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v7moo6oma00a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And today we learn about middleware<|eor|><|sor|>Wait wait wait. I've only been wearing underwear and then pants. You're telling me I'm missing an entire fucking layer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 677 |
programmerhumor | _pizza_and_fries | xomydo | <|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,356 |
programmerhumor | marckek | ipzi79n | <|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, after playing half an hour and jerking off, i may consider sitting on the code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,116 |
programmerhumor | guarana_and_coffee | iq01ejb | <|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Many people can't sleep with a bunch of low hanging fruit, but I, as an educated programmer working as support, sysadmin, and devops (Lord help me), I can sleep so fucking much.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,105 |
programmerhumor | andreortigao | ipzt6q2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, after playing half an hour and jerking off, i may consider sitting on the code.<|eor|><|sor|>Is sitting on the code an euphemism for taking a shit?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 378 |
programmerhumor | Pr0ducer | ipzp447 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's like someone witnesses me, last Friday.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 338 |
programmerhumor | _pizza_and_fries | iq01ps2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Many people can't sleep with a bunch of low hanging fruit, but I, as an educated programmer working as support, sysadmin, and devops (Lord help me), I can sleep so fucking much.<|eor|><|soopr|>> Devops (Lord Help Me)
I know that feeling man, I know it well<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 326 |
programmerhumor | judgementalfish | ipzxb32 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm in an internship. This is literally what i do. I spend whole day doing nothing after i get done with the meeting.
Just 2hrs before the meeting i will do the bare minimum.<|eor|><|sor|>You can legit spend the rest of your career like that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 319 |
programmerhumor | Soft_Bit_5126 | ipzwx2l | <|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm in an internship. This is literally what i do. I spend whole day doing nothing after i get done with the meeting.
Just 2hrs before the meeting i will do the bare minimum.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 263 |
programmerhumor | _pizza_and_fries | ipzpdpq | <|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's like someone witnesses me, last Friday.<|eor|><|soopr|>Fridays are fake work days. No one feels like working on Fridays<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 253 |
programmerhumor | TheChurchOfDonovan | iq02tgi | <|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm in an internship. This is literally what i do. I spend whole day doing nothing after i get done with the meeting.
Just 2hrs before the meeting i will do the bare minimum.<|eor|><|sor|>You can legit spend the rest of your career like that.<|eor|><|soopr|>And still be in for good promotions.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Are you guys legit serious?!
You are saying i can work 2hrs and get paid a base web developer salary?!<|eor|><|sor|>They don't pay you to work they pay you to know<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 252 |
programmerhumor | _pizza_and_fries | ipzyct7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm in an internship. This is literally what i do. I spend whole day doing nothing after i get done with the meeting.
Just 2hrs before the meeting i will do the bare minimum.<|eor|><|sor|>You can legit spend the rest of your career like that.<|eor|><|soopr|>And still be in for good promotions.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 162 |
programmerhumor | ScreenshotShitposts | iq1bp11 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, after playing half an hour and jerking off, i may consider sitting on the code.<|eor|><|sor|>Is sitting on the code an euphemism for taking a shit?<|eor|><|sor|>Take your laptop with you.
I call it a do while<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 159 |
programmerhumor | whitefoot | iq18q46 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Literally less than 5 minutes ago I glanced over some web pages I'm supposed to build, said to myself "looks like a solid 10hrs of work" and promptly slid into bed where I'm now comfortably reading this meme from.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
programmerhumor | wizzanker | iq0i22n | <|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm in an internship. This is literally what i do. I spend whole day doing nothing after i get done with the meeting.
Just 2hrs before the meeting i will do the bare minimum.<|eor|><|sor|>You can legit spend the rest of your career like that.<|eor|><|soopr|>And still be in for good promotions.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Are you guys legit serious?!
You are saying i can work 2hrs and get paid a base web developer salary?!<|eor|><|sor|>They don't pay you to work they pay you to know<|eor|><|sor|>This. It doesn't matter what your output is. If you're the guy that can solve that problem when it matters, you are a big deal.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 124 |
programmerhumor | EwgB | ipzzugh | <|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, after playing half an hour and jerking off, i may consider sitting on the code.<|eor|><|sor|>Hey, do you have a camera in my home office?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 114 |
programmerhumor | guarana_and_coffee | iq02lk1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Many people can't sleep with a bunch of low hanging fruit, but I, as an educated programmer working as support, sysadmin, and devops (Lord help me), I can sleep so fucking much.<|eor|><|soopr|>> Devops (Lord Help Me)
I know that feeling man, I know it well<|eoopr|><|sor|>Well, yeah, but the `Lord help me` wasn't just for the devops, but everything I do. I'm not even programming for work.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 110 |
programmerhumor | doanworks | iq0jyy0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, after playing half an hour and jerking off, i may consider sitting on the code.<|eor|><|sor|>Is sitting on the code an euphemism for taking a shit?<|eor|><|sor|>Sitting on the co~~mmo~~de<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 103 |
programmerhumor | Soft_Bit_5126 | iq00l08 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm in an internship. This is literally what i do. I spend whole day doing nothing after i get done with the meeting.
Just 2hrs before the meeting i will do the bare minimum.<|eor|><|sor|>You can legit spend the rest of your career like that.<|eor|><|soopr|>And still be in for good promotions.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Are you guys legit serious?!
You are saying i can work 2hrs and get paid a base web developer salary?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 94 |
programmerhumor | mungthebean | iq0l61j | <|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm in an internship. This is literally what i do. I spend whole day doing nothing after i get done with the meeting.
Just 2hrs before the meeting i will do the bare minimum.<|eor|><|sor|>You can legit spend the rest of your career like that.<|eor|><|soopr|>And still be in for good promotions.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Are you guys legit serious?!
You are saying i can work 2hrs and get paid a base web developer salary?!<|eor|><|sor|>They don't pay you to work they pay you to know<|eor|><|sor|>This. It doesn't matter what your output is. If you're the guy that can solve that problem when it matters, you are a big deal.<|eor|><|sor|>I put in 50 hours for the first time in my 2 year tenure here 2 weeks ago to meet a deadline
Got praise from mentor and boss
I have worked maybe 10 hours of actual active work since<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 89 |
programmerhumor | maikuxblade | iq08roj | <|sols|><|sot|>Sleep >>>><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5s58pnm48q91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thread.sleep(1000\*60\*60\*24\*365\*80);<|eor|><|sor|>Too many magic numbers, pull request denied<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 84 |
programmerhumor | fredlafrite | k6j160 | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,357 |
programmerhumor | SausageEggCheese | gelv07a | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>I know this is humor, but this can actually be used as a decent lesson in practices to avoid when shortening variable names.
- Don't abbreviate unnecessarily. In this case, the original variable is not that long. With modern IDEs, widescreen monitors, and memory sizes, there's usually little reason to abbreviate at all.
- If you do abbreviate, never abbreviate to another real word with a different meaning. People will assume it is just the other word, and not an abbreviation.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,343 |
programmerhumor | TaiShuai | gelz0wi | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>I know this is humor, but this can actually be used as a decent lesson in practices to avoid when shortening variable names.
- Don't abbreviate unnecessarily. In this case, the original variable is not that long. With modern IDEs, widescreen monitors, and memory sizes, there's usually little reason to abbreviate at all.
- If you do abbreviate, never abbreviate to another real word with a different meaning. People will assume it is just the other word, and not an abbreviation.<|eor|><|sor|>As Ive gained more experience Ive found myself erring on the side of making the variable name too long. It bugs some people but Ill make variables into descriptive phrases and with autocomplete and wide screens it isnt a big deal. It makes it 100x easier to quickly familiarize myself with old code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 532 |
programmerhumor | clownyfish | gell7qo | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Ctrl D just selects like text (not necessarily variables) and, as you've observed, not normally great for renaming variables. Use F2 to rename all instances of a variable within the scope.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 413 |
programmerhumor | tim_dude | geljpjh | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>Fun fact: There is no word for toes in Russian language. They are called foot fingers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 361 |
programmerhumor | NicNoletree | gel68a3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Americans also use feet to move between the sofa and the refrigerator.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 337 |
programmerhumor | geeshta | gelsk57 | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>Fun fact: There is no word for toes in Russian language. They are called foot fingers.<|eor|><|sor|>At this point it's more like: fun fact: the english language has a dedicated word for the fingers on feet: toes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 283 |
programmerhumor | misterrandom1 | gel5aiu | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>Now I need to use leg hands.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 238 |
programmerhumor | SausageEggCheese | gem0qh0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>I know this is humor, but this can actually be used as a decent lesson in practices to avoid when shortening variable names.
- Don't abbreviate unnecessarily. In this case, the original variable is not that long. With modern IDEs, widescreen monitors, and memory sizes, there's usually little reason to abbreviate at all.
- If you do abbreviate, never abbreviate to another real word with a different meaning. People will assume it is just the other word, and not an abbreviation.<|eor|><|sor|>As Ive gained more experience Ive found myself erring on the side of making the variable name too long. It bugs some people but Ill make variables into descriptive phrases and with autocomplete and wide screens it isnt a big deal. It makes it 100x easier to quickly familiarize myself with old code<|eor|><|sor|>Absolutely.
I've always seen the numbers that on most software systems, writing the software is about 10% of the work (or cost), and the other 90% is in maintenance.
And much of the time spent during maintenance work is, in my experience, reading and understanding previously written code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 211 |
programmerhumor | glorious_reptile | gelp4a3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>list.head -> list.noggin
response.body -> response.torso
analyse() -> rectumyse()<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 167 |
programmerhumor | Auravendill | gel5hjq | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>I heard the story at my previous work place that there was a piece of code that used the variable "rot" as short for rotation, but since rot is German for red, someone copied the code and renamed the variable to blau which means blue to make it less obvious.
Edit: To make it clear: It was code used internally to work with pictures in some way. So variables for rotation and colour are both to be expected. That one guy just copied someone elses code or at least part of it without really understanding it and apparently wanted to hide that by renaming a few things to make it look like his own code or something.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 162 |
programmerhumor | immerc | gemwl7v | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>I know this is humor, but this can actually be used as a decent lesson in practices to avoid when shortening variable names.
- Don't abbreviate unnecessarily. In this case, the original variable is not that long. With modern IDEs, widescreen monitors, and memory sizes, there's usually little reason to abbreviate at all.
- If you do abbreviate, never abbreviate to another real word with a different meaning. People will assume it is just the other word, and not an abbreviation.<|eor|><|sor|>As Ive gained more experience Ive found myself erring on the side of making the variable name too long. It bugs some people but Ill make variables into descriptive phrases and with autocomplete and wide screens it isnt a big deal. It makes it 100x easier to quickly familiarize myself with old code<|eor|><|sor|>Absolutely.
I've always seen the numbers that on most software systems, writing the software is about 10% of the work (or cost), and the other 90% is in maintenance.
And much of the time spent during maintenance work is, in my experience, reading and understanding previously written code.<|eor|><|sor|>On that subject:
**Don't optimize***
People will often write something out the first time the way it occurs to them. I need to combine A and B to get C. I need to periodically shorten C until Z happens. And, so-on.
After people think it through, they often look back and see that there are variables that only exist for a couple of lines because they're then combined with something else. So, they think they're going to optimize the program by getting rid of those short-lived variables.
The problems with that are:
1. If it's easy to optimize in that way, the compiler and/or interpreter will already do that work for you.
* When you optimize that way, it makes it harder for the person maintaining the code to understand what is going on.
You should only optimize to make something easier for someone to understand when maintaining it (even future you) rather than making it run more efficiently. The only time it makes sense to optimize to make it run more efficiently is if you've benchmarked it and can tell that that specific thing is making the program slow, and that that slowness matters.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 144 |
programmerhumor | Acurus_Cow | gel7lce | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Americans also use feet to move between the sofa and the refrigerator.<|eor|><|sor|>But not to shop groceries. Then they use a scooter!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 137 |
programmerhumor | tech6hutch | geltpfa | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Ctrl D just selects like text (not necessarily variables) and, as you've observed, not normally great for renaming variables. Use F2 to rename all instances of a variable within the scope.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>With any language thats static enough to have good IDE support, at least. Dont expect it to understand how to rename JS objects spanning multiple files<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmerhumor | SharkBaitDLS | gemz8pk | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>I know this is humor, but this can actually be used as a decent lesson in practices to avoid when shortening variable names.
- Don't abbreviate unnecessarily. In this case, the original variable is not that long. With modern IDEs, widescreen monitors, and memory sizes, there's usually little reason to abbreviate at all.
- If you do abbreviate, never abbreviate to another real word with a different meaning. People will assume it is just the other word, and not an abbreviation.<|eor|><|sor|>As Ive gained more experience Ive found myself erring on the side of making the variable name too long. It bugs some people but Ill make variables into descriptive phrases and with autocomplete and wide screens it isnt a big deal. It makes it 100x easier to quickly familiarize myself with old code<|eor|><|sor|>Absolutely.
I've always seen the numbers that on most software systems, writing the software is about 10% of the work (or cost), and the other 90% is in maintenance.
And much of the time spent during maintenance work is, in my experience, reading and understanding previously written code.<|eor|><|sor|>On that subject:
**Don't optimize***
People will often write something out the first time the way it occurs to them. I need to combine A and B to get C. I need to periodically shorten C until Z happens. And, so-on.
After people think it through, they often look back and see that there are variables that only exist for a couple of lines because they're then combined with something else. So, they think they're going to optimize the program by getting rid of those short-lived variables.
The problems with that are:
1. If it's easy to optimize in that way, the compiler and/or interpreter will already do that work for you.
* When you optimize that way, it makes it harder for the person maintaining the code to understand what is going on.
You should only optimize to make something easier for someone to understand when maintaining it (even future you) rather than making it run more efficiently. The only time it makes sense to optimize to make it run more efficiently is if you've benchmarked it and can tell that that specific thing is making the program slow, and that that slowness matters.<|eor|><|sor|>Premature optimization is the cause of the majority of tech debt. Its also a really hard lesson to learn. Its really difficult for people to hear hey your really elegant and clever thing is way too complicated and is going to cause maintenance problems down the line, can you just start over doing the dumb obvious solution?, especially if youre on a deadline where the sunk cost of said overly complex solution now weighs against any refactor.
In my experience people only learn the lesson after theyre stuck with the consequences of it long enough to regret their own actions, being told it just doesnt stick without the experience of fighting it in the future. It took years for it to really click for me, only after working with senior devs who really pushed for simplicity.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 101 |
programmerhumor | pm_me_triangles | gelkukj | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>Fun fact: There is no word for toes in Russian language. They are called foot fingers.<|eor|><|sor|>In Portuguese we also say "foot fingers" (dedos do p).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 83 |
programmerhumor | tinytinylilfraction | gelxaj9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't mix anatomy and programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lgwmswfi5361.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Ctrl D just selects like text (not necessarily variables) and, as you've observed, not normally great for renaming variables. Use F2 to rename all instances of a variable within the scope.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>With any language thats static enough to have good IDE support, at least. Dont expect it to understand how to rename JS objects spanning multiple files<|eor|><|sor|>If you're using jetbrains or vscode (+ intellij keybindings extension), it does a pretty good job of refactoring across files.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 82 |
programmerhumor | sitefall | 8s98lc | <|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,342 |
programmerhumor | TheThiefMaster | e0xnq8b | <|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>I originally saw this elsewhere and didn't get the joke at all because I didn't realise it was a html joke. It's actually pretty good!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,131 |
programmerhumor | tenhourguy | e0xojtd | <|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hyperlink needs some CSS to fix that ugly purple colour.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 953 |
programmerhumor | sitefall | e0xrqia | <|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>I originally saw this elsewhere and didn't get the joke at all because I didn't realise it was a html joke. It's actually pretty good!<|eor|><|soopr|>Yeah took me a minute before I got it. Wasn't expecting an html joke at all.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 712 |
programmerhumor | JBloodthorn | e0xsowe | <|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hyperlink needs some CSS to fix that ugly purple colour.<|eor|><|sor|>Inline with his origin, Link just has no style.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 524 |
programmerhumor | tenhourguy | e0xoea3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>really only if you are making fun of people calling html programming.. but..... that was pretty good.<|eor|><|sor|>I've never heard anyone call HTML a programming language.<|eor|><|sor|>I have some scary (and arguably false) news for you.
https://i.imgur.com/01totQP.png<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 387 |
programmerhumor | inmyshamewell | e0xnve4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>really only if you are making fun of people calling html programming.. but..... that was pretty good.<|eor|><|sor|>I've never heard anyone call HTML a programming language.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 299 |
programmerhumor | doctuhjason | e0xrajj | <|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am colorblind and it took a really long time to figure out the joke...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 293 |
programmerhumor | DoesntReadMessages | e0ybnhu | <|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>>1: html is scripting, not programming.
If you're going to smug report then at least be correct<|eor|><|sor|>Just a fella from r/all who knows nothing, what's the difference between scripting and programming?<|eor|><|sor|>Scripting is programming.
The meme is that HTML is a markup syntax, not a programming language but people list it as one on resumes and job descriptions and stuff. But creating HTML is still programming.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 271 |
programmerhumor | _FierceLink | e0xz50o | <|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>I originally saw this elsewhere and didn't get the joke at all because I didn't realise it was a html joke. It's actually pretty good!<|eor|><|sor|>Lol. The moment I read ''html'' I got the joke. Thanks to you!<|eor|><|sor|>Whats the joke?<|eor|><|sor|>Link(the character) is turned into a (hyper)link (those for visiting websites). After being tapped by mario, the link is marked as visited.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 244 |
programmerhumor | potatoes1119 | e0xvcb2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>really only if you are making fun of people calling html programming.. but..... that was pretty good.<|eor|><|sor|>I've never heard anyone call HTML a programming language.<|eor|><|sor|>I have some scary (and arguably false) news for you.
https://i.imgur.com/01totQP.png<|eor|><|sor|>HTML is a programming language. We are done here.<|eor|><|sor|>But it's HTML, not HTPL. :(<|eor|><|sor|>Hyper Text prograMming Language<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 201 |
programmerhumor | DoesntReadMessages | e0ybbxi | <|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>>1: html is scripting, not programming.
If you're going to smug report then at least be correct<|eor|><|sor|>Yikes, literally everything about that is wrong.
1. Link coloring is done by the browser, not HTML
1. HTML is not scripting
1. Scripting is done in programming languages
1. Markup is programming, it's just not a programming language<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 185 |
programmerhumor | CheeseRS_RO | e0xoszp | <|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>really only if you are making fun of people calling html programming.. but..... that was pretty good.<|eor|><|sor|>I've never heard anyone call HTML a programming language.<|eor|><|sor|>I have some scary (and arguably false) news for you.
https://i.imgur.com/01totQP.png<|eor|><|sor|>HTML is a programming language. We are done here.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 182 |
programmerhumor | TokiMcNoodle | e0yaf73 | <|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>>1: html is scripting, not programming.
If you're going to smug report then at least be correct<|eor|><|sor|>It hurts.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 160 |
programmerhumor | TechnicallyAnIdiot | e0ybe2b | <|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>>1: html is scripting, not programming.
If you're going to smug report then at least be correct<|eor|><|sor|>Just a fella from r/all who knows nothing, what's the difference between scripting and programming?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
programmerhumor | RealJackmaster110 | e0ys3zr | <|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>>1: html is scripting, not programming.
If you're going to smug report then at least be correct<|eor|><|sor|>Just a fella from r/all who knows nothing, what's the difference between scripting and programming?<|eor|><|sor|>Scripting is programming.
The meme is that HTML is a markup syntax, not a programming language but people list it as one on resumes and job descriptions and stuff. But creating HTML is still programming.<|eor|><|sor|>So do you say that writing LaTeX documents is also programming?<|eor|><|sor|>LaTeX is Turing complete so absolutely you can program in it.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't know about you, but I mostly program in PowerPoint.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 132 |
programmerhumor | tenhourguy | e0xp9wa | <|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>really only if you are making fun of people calling html programming.. but..... that was pretty good.<|eor|><|sor|>I've never heard anyone call HTML a programming language.<|eor|><|sor|>I have some scary (and arguably false) news for you.
https://i.imgur.com/01totQP.png<|eor|><|sor|>HTML is a programming language. We are done here.<|eor|><|sor|>But it's HTML, not HTPL. :(<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 122 |
programmerhumor | CmdrMobium | e0yjzn0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>>1: html is scripting, not programming.
If you're going to smug report then at least be correct<|eor|><|sor|>Just a fella from r/all who knows nothing, what's the difference between scripting and programming?<|eor|><|sor|>Scripting is programming.
The meme is that HTML is a markup syntax, not a programming language but people list it as one on resumes and job descriptions and stuff. But creating HTML is still programming.<|eor|><|sor|>So do you say that writing LaTeX documents is also programming?<|eor|><|sor|>LaTeX is Turing complete so absolutely you can program in it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 120 |
programmerhumor | _FierceLink | e0xxr5b | <|sols|><|sot|>Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o6r6voylvy411.png<|eol|><|sor|>I originally saw this elsewhere and didn't get the joke at all because I didn't realise it was a html joke. It's actually pretty good!<|eor|><|sor|>Lol. The moment I read ''html'' I got the joke. Thanks to you!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 116 |
programmerhumor | kludgwerwer3243 | obr4py | <|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,340 |
programmerhumor | brokenglasshero | h3pjauq | <|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Select * from users where clue > 0;
*No rows returned*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,987 |
programmerhumor | thexar | h3pyr9e | <|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|sor|>I call this the "Criminal Minds Effect." With a few ambiguous words you can find the unsub who is the only person in 3 states that: wears size 10 1/2 Keens, likes Halo, and ate coco puffs for breakfast 3 times this week.
Surely \*you\* can do this with whatever bullshit \*I\* need for work.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 693 |
programmerhumor | ironman288 | h3q1btd | <|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|sor|>I worked briefly at a company in the insurance applications business and a customer paid 10 grand for a view I wrote in 30 minutes. It was honestly absurdly easy shit like combining some really basic fields from 3 of the more commonly used tables. These companies absolutely had internal IT people who could have done this as well.
We kept the view on file to sell to other customers as well.
TLDR: Your insurance premiums would be lower if insurance executives didn't just throw a blank check at anything they perceive as "IT".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 541 |
programmerhumor | tinselsnips | h3qiqq8 | <|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Always loved this request from clients.
"We need to generate reports."
"Okay, of what?"
"Everything."
"Okay, this is our dB query GUI, it's a bit complicated at first but you can query and export anything you need."
"Nono, this is way too complicated, we only have one report, can you just give us a button we can click to export to Excel?"
"Sure, but you need to tell us what needs to be in the report."
"Everything."
"I mean, we can export the whole Database to excel if you prefer to work with it there."
"No, we don't want EVERYTHING."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 503 |
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