id string | title string | selftext string | score int64 | url string | author string | created_utc int64 | num_comments int64 | permalink string |
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tpgilq | He was in a pitch black room staring at a screen. He looked away. | 11 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/tpgilq/he_was_in_a_pitch_black_room_staring_at_a_screen/ | None | 1,648,373,736 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/tpgilq/he_was_in_a_pitch_black_room_staring_at_a_screen/ | |
1f8gm3v | I tried to wash my hands before I eat… | But then I remembered I am dead and I don’t have hands also | 22 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8gm3v/i_tried_to_wash_my_hands_before_i_eat/ | None | 1,725,412,060 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8gm3v/i_tried_to_wash_my_hands_before_i_eat/ |
1469lsa | I finally won the lottery! | The hard part is trying to cash in it considering I don’t have legs anymore | 27 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1469lsa/i_finally_won_the_lottery/ | Noah5510 | 1,686,427,312 | 55 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1469lsa/i_finally_won_the_lottery/ |
1hvufn9 | My wife turned away from her laptop, grabbed the scissors from the side desk, and turned to face me. | Her voice was flat when she said “Delete Scrotum.” | 17 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1hvufn9/my_wife_turned_away_from_her_laptop_grabbed_the/ | ExecTankard | 1,736,265,154 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1hvufn9/my_wife_turned_away_from_her_laptop_grabbed_the/ |
10yxync | i was in an apocalypse and found a genie lamb I tried to wish for the apocalypse to end | But I could not because of the pain I felt | 15 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/10yxync/i_was_in_an_apocalypse_and_found_a_genie_lamb_i/ | wall_cummer | 1,676,050,915 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/10yxync/i_was_in_an_apocalypse_and_found_a_genie_lamb_i/ |
rvvbex | My friends invited me to a night party held at school, but I refused. | Too bad for them, 'cause they are all dead. | 94 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rvvbex/my_friends_invited_me_to_a_night_party_held_at/ | Groza_kun | 1,641,305,618 | 26 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rvvbex/my_friends_invited_me_to_a_night_party_held_at/ |
rmeesg | I get anxious when I'm alone in my flat, so I talk to myself a lot to fight the loneliness | One thing is sure, I can't say "bless you" when I sneeze. | 52 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rmeesg/i_get_anxious_when_im_alone_in_my_flat_so_i_talk/ | Edokdicht | 1,640,206,079 | 56 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rmeesg/i_get_anxious_when_im_alone_in_my_flat_so_i_talk/ |
rlwxti | I developed an iron deficiency after converting to a vegetarian diet, and no amount of supplements would help. | But after finding Hannibal's Butcher Shop I was assured that no animals were unnecessarily harmed started adding red meat back into my diet. | 38 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rlwxti/i_developed_an_iron_deficiency_after_converting/ | Peony735616 | 1,640,147,313 | 15 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rlwxti/i_developed_an_iron_deficiency_after_converting/ |
rmx69r | Mom sung a happy tune as she flipped the grilled cheese sandwich. The noise of the sizzle from the sandwich filled the room and all was well, | But sometimes time stops and I get flash backs. | 46 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rmx69r/mom_sung_a_happy_tune_as_she_flipped_the_grilled/ | ResidentOfDevilTown0 | 1,640,270,771 | 28 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rmx69r/mom_sung_a_happy_tune_as_she_flipped_the_grilled/ |
myv0uq | Both my parents suddenly collapsed on the floor while clenching their heart. | It was then i realized that THIS deathNote i just used was real. | 30 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/myv0uq/both_my_parents_suddenly_collapsed_on_the_floor/ | wondererSkull | 1,619,434,680 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/myv0uq/both_my_parents_suddenly_collapsed_on_the_floor/ |
xkf69x | I woke up in sweats after seeing a plane crash, and immediately cancelled my wife's flight. | And made sure she boards the plane from my dream. | 12 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/xkf69x/i_woke_up_in_sweats_after_seeing_a_plane_crash/ | mohsin308 | 1,663,790,253 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/xkf69x/i_woke_up_in_sweats_after_seeing_a_plane_crash/ |
pq5m4e | I stared into her cold, dead eyes and begged her to let me live. | She didn’t seem to care as she let the doctor continue with the procedure of removing and murdering me from within, tears rolling down her cheeks. | 11 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/pq5m4e/i_stared_into_her_cold_dead_eyes_and_begged_her/ | lonely-blue-sheep | 1,631,902,699 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/pq5m4e/i_stared_into_her_cold_dead_eyes_and_begged_her/ |
ok1dy4 | When those children went missing I was the 1st suspect being a transport truck driver and good thing they never found them | Turns out drugs aren't the only thing you can hide in those big truck tires 😈 | 18 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ok1dy4/when_those_children_went_missing_i_was_the_1st/ | None | 1,626,257,769 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ok1dy4/when_those_children_went_missing_i_was_the_1st/ |
1llisie | "PUSH" I scream as my wife is giving birth. | "She's beautiful, now we can eat" | 13 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1llisie/push_i_scream_as_my_wife_is_giving_birth/ | EArth_EAearth9012 | 1,750,991,698 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1llisie/push_i_scream_as_my_wife_is_giving_birth/ |
1ax3ccy | After my wife had her abortion, we went to the building next door and got pizza to lighten our moods. | As we exit the building, my wife and I retch as she sees a sign saying “Bill’s pizzeria and abortion clinic: where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce” | 14 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ax3ccy/after_my_wife_had_her_abortion_we_went_to_the/ | Munchie1010 | 1,708,597,992 | 11 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ax3ccy/after_my_wife_had_her_abortion_we_went_to_the/ |
16s9i6p | As I watched the porn, I noticed several distinctive features on the actresses face | My dick went flaccid, as to my horror, the actress was my 19 year old daughter | 15 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/16s9i6p/as_i_watched_the_porn_i_noticed_several/ | thedamned234 | 1,695,689,789 | 14 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/16s9i6p/as_i_watched_the_porn_i_noticed_several/ |
v8mrqz | [JUN22] I was curious about the depth of my girlfriend's vagina, but I was surprised when the entire 12-inch ruler went in, as well as most of my arm. | The autopsy later determined that cause of death was due to internal bleeding caused by punctures and lacerations to the uterus, intestines, stomach, liver, and heart, and other bodily tissues. | 14 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/v8mrqz/jun22_i_was_curious_about_the_depth_of_my/ | MeLikeMeows | 1,654,797,632 | 11 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/v8mrqz/jun22_i_was_curious_about_the_depth_of_my/ |
ro4kti | Santa didn't look like I expected with grey messy hair, scars on his face, and deep black eyes looking down on me from his enormous height. | I never wanted be become one of his elf-slaves, but if that's was the price of escaping my abusive step-father, it was worth it. | 14 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ro4kti/santa_didnt_look_like_i_expected_with_grey_messy/ | amplifi-dash | 1,640,415,475 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ro4kti/santa_didnt_look_like_i_expected_with_grey_messy/ |
1f67mjt | Jim called the police on me for throwing a package of regular ants at his house | So I threw an even bigger package full of fire ants at his house, I really really hate that bitch. | 11 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f67mjt/jim_called_the_police_on_me_for_throwing_a/ | TheOmegaSealepic | 1,725,170,722 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f67mjt/jim_called_the_police_on_me_for_throwing_a/ |
1f4u1he | The guy at the pound said I should feed my newly adopted cat meat and fish; I'm a vegan, I'm not going to do that! | *bom* Oh, silly Helen, running into the walls again. | 11 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f4u1he/the_guy_at_the_pound_said_i_should_feed_my_newly/ | None | 1,725,021,006 | 11 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f4u1he/the_guy_at_the_pound_said_i_should_feed_my_newly/ |
xgk5xh | Hurrying for the interview, I accidentally put "Amateur Raper" in my resume. | It really showed my stupidity not knowing the correct word was rapist. | 11 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/xgk5xh/hurrying_for_the_interview_i_accidentally_put/ | None | 1,663,414,570 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/xgk5xh/hurrying_for_the_interview_i_accidentally_put/ |
rlr6xy | It terrified me when Phineas had a steel rod blown through his head. | The worst part came when he got up after. | 42 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rlr6xy/it_terrified_me_when_phineas_had_a_steel_rod/ | LordJim_ | 1,640,129,427 | 13 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rlr6xy/it_terrified_me_when_phineas_had_a_steel_rod/ |
1fix9q5 | Today my wife has left to work without giving me a kiss | But that doesn't matter, I will just keep following her like every single day because she still has no idea that I'm a stalker that has never spoke to her. | 17 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fix9q5/today_my_wife_has_left_to_work_without_giving_me/ | Bonifaciojsj | 1,726,574,350 | 8 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fix9q5/today_my_wife_has_left_to_work_without_giving_me/ |
rw55cz | I Sat eating dinner with the zombies I had realized something. | The extreme attempt of looking and acting like a zombie myself to apear dead, wasn't worth the taste of rotten meat I had to eat. | 19 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rw55cz/i_sat_eating_dinner_with_the_zombies_i_had/ | Ghostshaddow | 1,641,331,454 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rw55cz/i_sat_eating_dinner_with_the_zombies_i_had/ |
176g4yt | During a wave of terror that gripped a city, a sinister figure with a penchant for night prowling left a trail of fear and dread. | His unsettling symbols and cryptic messages etched in blood subtly hinted at a dark connection to something beyond the mortal realm, haunting the city's residents in more ways than one. | 11 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/176g4yt/during_a_wave_of_terror_that_gripped_a_city_a/ | NetherPlaysVR | 1,697,141,328 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/176g4yt/during_a_wave_of_terror_that_gripped_a_city_a/ |
18jyff9 | "What was her name?" | Asked the Xi'thgian. I reply simply, "Earth" as I load my final magazine. | 19 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/18jyff9/what_was_her_name/ | DiscoStu772 | 1,702,754,382 | 15 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/18jyff9/what_was_her_name/ |
12jyy3j | After I dumped her, my ex-girlfriend accused me of rape with no evidence. | Now I just want to get out prison to show her how it actually feels. | 19 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/12jyy3j/after_i_dumped_her_my_exgirlfriend_accused_me_of/ | Dante-Zero | 1,681,333,086 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/12jyy3j/after_i_dumped_her_my_exgirlfriend_accused_me_of/ |
1k3aiby | "I'd like to die from old age", I saids to the judge. | Little did I knows, that the evil wizard named Old Age was standings right behind me, with a knife, and he killed me. | 31 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1k3aiby/id_like_to_die_from_old_age_i_saids_to_the_judge/ | ChickyBamBoots | 1,745,109,272 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1k3aiby/id_like_to_die_from_old_age_i_saids_to_the_judge/ |
108wkjg | 'What a noob' I said in my heart to thing that wear my wife face sloppily | But I know better than points it up to the thing can rip off face like that | 29 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/108wkjg/what_a_noob_i_said_in_my_heart_to_thing_that_wear/ | Riyasumi | 1,673,414,773 | 11 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/108wkjg/what_a_noob_i_said_in_my_heart_to_thing_that_wear/ |
1io0q6c | As I enter home, I find that my wife has become fatter | Only upon closer look I discover that her belly is oddly shaped like our 8 year old | 11 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1io0q6c/as_i_enter_home_i_find_that_my_wife_has_become/ | kind_stranger11 | 1,739,391,778 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1io0q6c/as_i_enter_home_i_find_that_my_wife_has_become/ |
1lhaj7b | My new boyfriend just cut himself on accident, his blood is black. | What is wrong with him? | 95 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1lhaj7b/my_new_boyfriend_just_cut_himself_on_accident_his/ | KKam1116 | 1,750,550,636 | 70 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1lhaj7b/my_new_boyfriend_just_cut_himself_on_accident_his/ |
1h7q0fd | “I need to stop to use the bathroom” my friend said as he removed his scarf. | That’s when I realized that he had a second urethra that allowed him to pee out of the side of his neck, which was a great way to distract me while he pulled out a knife and stabbed me with it. | 48 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1h7q0fd/i_need_to_stop_to_use_the_bathroom_my_friend_said/ | FredricaTheFox | 1,733,449,513 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1h7q0fd/i_need_to_stop_to_use_the_bathroom_my_friend_said/ |
1hghyg7 | "Im gonna eat your cookie crisp" said the meep | And then I consumed him | 11 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1hghyg7/im_gonna_eat_your_cookie_crisp_said_the_meep/ | Shendukk0987 | 1,734,461,978 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1hghyg7/im_gonna_eat_your_cookie_crisp_said_the_meep/ |
rza0nr | The nice cops explained the black and white movie I was yelling about used my name purely by coincidence. | Then the movie mentioned the cops by name and rank. | 12 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rza0nr/the_nice_cops_explained_the_black_and_white_movie/ | ThrowawayBlast | 1,641,675,984 | 10 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rza0nr/the_nice_cops_explained_the_black_and_white_movie/ |
tnof0l | Like the literary character Benjamin Button, he was born looking like an old man, capable of speech, and then aged backwards towards childhood | At least he would've, if his mother hadn't had a late-term abortion, the fetus screaming and begging the abortion doctor for mercy | 19 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/tnof0l/like_the_literary_character_benjamin_button_he/ | None | 1,648,222,101 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/tnof0l/like_the_literary_character_benjamin_button_he/ |
rkyh95 | I consider myself to be an animal lover | that's why i feed my dogs fresh babys every day, straight from the slaughterhouse | 64 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rkyh95/i_consider_myself_to_be_an_animal_lover/ | __PISSMOUTH__ | 1,640,038,008 | 17 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rkyh95/i_consider_myself_to_be_an_animal_lover/ |
s7drli | “I’m not fat, I’m just big boned.” | Guess the stairs and bill say otherwise. | 15 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/s7drli/im_not_fat_im_just_big_boned/ | CallieMarie13 | 1,642,555,542 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/s7drli/im_not_fat_im_just_big_boned/ |
rmd87n | I was watching one episode of the mandela catalogue one time, and as the image of "an intruder" popped up on-screen, the power went out, and I heard a voice whisper the words; "I am inside your house". | When the power returned, the voice said; "Maybe another time, i'll get you for good". | 15 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rmd87n/i_was_watching_one_episode_of_the_mandela/ | CFthegamer | 1,640,202,701 | 13 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rmd87n/i_was_watching_one_episode_of_the_mandela/ |
ovfpif | Everyone knew the local Chinese food store was killing cats in the area | But the ricin I fed them wouldn't kill them before they were cooked into everyone's dinners. | 13 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ovfpif/everyone_knew_the_local_chinese_food_store_was/ | S2Charlie | 1,627,767,873 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ovfpif/everyone_knew_the_local_chinese_food_store_was/ |
1lf66z1 | As the dealer pushed the last of my last chips across the table, the man at the far end stood up and, in a deep, husky voice that felt oddly familiar, pointed to a secluded room and said, “Double or nothing? —one game of roulette.” | I followed him in, and it hit me: his name was Vladimir, the roulette would be Russian. | 77 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1lf66z1/as_the_dealer_pushed_the_last_of_my_last_chips/ | Hemlock_23 | 1,750,324,053 | 11 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1lf66z1/as_the_dealer_pushed_the_last_of_my_last_chips/ |
1f7zuz6 | My girlfriend had a weird neighbour with a lisp that would get angry if I was visiting, so I would mockingly call her 'kith-en' when he was around. | It was funny until the night I was getting into my car and I felt a knife slice into my back, as my vision blurred I heard 'call me thaddy'. | 39 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f7zuz6/my_girlfriend_had_a_weird_neighbour_with_a_lisp/ | None | 1,725,369,867 | 10 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f7zuz6/my_girlfriend_had_a_weird_neighbour_with_a_lisp/ |
rzjsxo | Sometimes when I get mad, I use my brother as a punching bag. | I would have never expected the day it would be my turn to get brutally beaten up | 11 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rzjsxo/sometimes_when_i_get_mad_i_use_my_brother_as_a/ | DrawingViewer1 | 1,641,704,036 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rzjsxo/sometimes_when_i_get_mad_i_use_my_brother_as_a/ |
1au4ivl | My ex used to like eating hotdog | Until she realized where her missing chihuahua gone | 13 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1au4ivl/my_ex_used_to_like_eating_hotdog/ | Elemental-Master | 1,708,289,582 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1au4ivl/my_ex_used_to_like_eating_hotdog/ |
wcffnv | My wife asked me why do I close the Fridge so slowly? | I Said, I like to see the light go out... | 14 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/wcffnv/my_wife_asked_me_why_do_i_close_the_fridge_so/ | None | 1,659,239,408 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/wcffnv/my_wife_asked_me_why_do_i_close_the_fridge_so/ |
1k3vwuv | Sasha Williams, the name that my father, Karl Williams gave me at birth alongside my mother I whispered to my beautiful newborn. | When the doctor signed Sasha Marie Williams on the "Mother" side of my son's birth certificate, I looked down in cold embarrassment when my father put his finger to his mouth to shush me while the doctor signed "Karl Reginald Williams" on the "Father" side. | 477 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1k3vwuv/sasha_williams_the_name_that_my_father_karl/ | RevolutionDue4452 | 1,745,181,424 | 29 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1k3vwuv/sasha_williams_the_name_that_my_father_karl/ |
rlxrjt | I heard strange noises in the doctor’s office. | I was shocked to find out there were screaming orphans in the basement. | 294 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rlxrjt/i_heard_strange_noises_in_the_doctors_office/ | sunrisestatic | 1,640,150,138 | 70 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rlxrjt/i_heard_strange_noises_in_the_doctors_office/ |
1flc5ko | Knowing how easily a wish can backfire, the wise young man simply asked the genie for more self control. | After 30 straight hours of manual breathing, the wise young man hanged himself. | 8,558 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1flc5ko/knowing_how_easily_a_wish_can_backfire_the_wise/ | RedPanther18 | 1,726,839,268 | 125 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1flc5ko/knowing_how_easily_a_wish_can_backfire_the_wise/ |
1fc8yxe | After a solid month of our daughter crying about a "monster" peering in through her bedroom window, my husband had the idea of making a "trap". | His name was Kenneth Smith, he lived down the street from us for years. | 7,082 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fc8yxe/after_a_solid_month_of_our_daughter_crying_about/ | ISwearImaWriter963 | 1,725,831,303 | 86 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fc8yxe/after_a_solid_month_of_our_daughter_crying_about/ |
1fkp112 | When you were put under for brain surgery, you were so relieved that you'd finally get rid of this parasite after who knows how long. | From the inside of a small jar, you awake to see your own body looking at the doctors with the eyes of a scared child. | 6,480 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fkp112/when_you_were_put_under_for_brain_surgery_you/ | Pietin11 | 1,726,763,241 | 105 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fkp112/when_you_were_put_under_for_brain_surgery_you/ |
1fbobnz | As the stranger made mommy scream and cry, the bright 4 year old picked up the phone and dialed 911. | "You're one of Elmo's BEST friends!" the toy phone replied. | 6,431 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbobnz/as_the_stranger_made_mommy_scream_and_cry_the/ | salaryboy | 1,725,765,116 | 57 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbobnz/as_the_stranger_made_mommy_scream_and_cry_the/ |
1fg8gtk | 'If your child is a boy, he will be sent to the barracks to become a soldier.' | 'If your child is a girl, its reproductive system will be harvested and sent to the laboratories where it will be used to breed better soldiers.' | 6,426 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fg8gtk/if_your_child_is_a_boy_he_will_be_sent_to_the/ | TinyRascalSaurus | 1,726,269,622 | 78 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fg8gtk/if_your_child_is_a_boy_he_will_be_sent_to_the/ |
1fblhgc | "Is it a girl or a boy, my dear?” asked a lady whose hair I had just styled. | “I'm having a baby boy!” I answered excitedly with my back turned, placing a comb back in my hairstyling kit while forgetting that I was a mortuary cosmetologist. | 6,201 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fblhgc/is_it_a_girl_or_a_boy_my_dear_asked_a_lady_whose/ | Ghost_In_The_Shell_9 | 1,725,755,593 | 67 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fblhgc/is_it_a_girl_or_a_boy_my_dear_asked_a_lady_whose/ |
1ff38y7 | "Why are you doing this to me?!" I screamed when they ripped out another nail. | Leaning in close, my torturer grinned and whispered, "Knowing there is a reason, but not what that reason is, is half the fun." | 5,956 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff38y7/why_are_you_doing_this_to_me_i_screamed_when_they/ | Outside_Normal | 1,726,149,568 | 114 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff38y7/why_are_you_doing_this_to_me_i_screamed_when_they/ |
1fah4h0 | "I'm sorry, your baby passed away" | "but here's your money, i had a really good time, though." | 5,921 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fah4h0/im_sorry_your_baby_passed_away/ | fox_inthepainting | 1,725,634,349 | 223 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fah4h0/im_sorry_your_baby_passed_away/ |
1ffz0f5 | Standing at the Pearly Gates, I asked "Why didn't my life flash before my eyes when I died?" | God Replied "Because you only get to experience that once." | 5,730 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffz0f5/standing_at_the_pearly_gates_i_asked_why_didnt_my/ | NippleSalsa | 1,726,244,987 | 86 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffz0f5/standing_at_the_pearly_gates_i_asked_why_didnt_my/ |
1fbwlg1 | I found a man lying on the road who couldn't breathe, so I stabbed him in the heart and took his stuff. | I just hope there is someone left to do the same for me when my lungs finally succumb to this toxic atmosphere that we live in. | 5,611 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbwlg1/i_found_a_man_lying_on_the_road_who_couldnt/ | Bubu87xx | 1,725,798,441 | 43 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbwlg1/i_found_a_man_lying_on_the_road_who_couldnt/ |
1fa3z1c | It was seven years ago when my son and I put my husband in the ground after his drunk driving accident. | And to this day I'm still grateful my hometown hates him as much as I did, especially when the police started asking questions. | 5,465 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fa3z1c/it_was_seven_years_ago_when_my_son_and_i_put_my/ | Agitated_Loquat_7616 | 1,725,588,388 | 97 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fa3z1c/it_was_seven_years_ago_when_my_son_and_i_put_my/ |
1ff7fvy | After eating an entire package of sweets, my toddler asked “These are yummy, but why do the come in so many different outside colors if they all taste the same inside?” | “That’s just Human biology”, I replied, as I opened another bag of the tiny beings I had collected from Earth. | 5,302 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff7fvy/after_eating_an_entire_package_of_sweets_my/ | drrkorby | 1,726,160,175 | 87 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff7fvy/after_eating_an_entire_package_of_sweets_my/ |
1ff3q7n | I set the date to 9/11, certain I’d arrived just in time to stop the disaster everyone warned about. | But as I walked through the quiet streets, I overheard whispers about something horrific from two months ago, and dread sank into my chest | 5,294 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff3q7n/i_set_the_date_to_911_certain_id_arrived_just_in/ | udayramp | 1,726,150,791 | 162 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff3q7n/i_set_the_date_to_911_certain_id_arrived_just_in/ |
1fdgr5b | "Sarah has 4, so if I'm going to win, I'll have to be even bolder, so-I'll-take... 5, please, Tom," she stated to the gasping audience. | As they finished their last pieces of candy, he announced, "Ann, you were the closest to the lethal dose without going over with 3, so congratulations." | 5,174 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdgr5b/sarah_has_4_so_if_im_going_to_win_ill_have_to_be/ | 54321RUN | 1,725,971,669 | 99 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdgr5b/sarah_has_4_so_if_im_going_to_win_ill_have_to_be/ |
1fdugtr | “You get any three wishes you desire,” The Genie whispered in my ear. | I whispered back: “I’d like to make cancer contagious.” | 5,013 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdugtr/you_get_any_three_wishes_you_desire_the_genie/ | Midnight_Onyx772 | 1,726,006,402 | 90 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdugtr/you_get_any_three_wishes_you_desire_the_genie/ |
1fcfkfr | I never knew why, but the zombies all remembered things like their last words. | My boyfriend's walking corpse has stayed pressed into the chain link for days, rasping at me, "We shouldn't have come..." | 4,996 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcfkfr/i_never_knew_why_but_the_zombies_all_remembered/ | Apprehensive_Word658 | 1,725,850,677 | 86 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcfkfr/i_never_knew_why_but_the_zombies_all_remembered/ |
1fgr818 | Being a twin was great until adulthood when my sister surpassed me in every way imaginable. | But I won in the end, when I walked into her home and her husband and kids greeted me - never knowing she was even gone. | 4,931 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgr818/being_a_twin_was_great_until_adulthood_when_my/ | Rockteh | 1,726,334,583 | 44 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgr818/being_a_twin_was_great_until_adulthood_when_my/ |
1faphck | I tried to be supportive when my son changed their name and began using “they” pronouns. | Whenever I ask them about it, they only answer “We are Legion, and we are many.” | 4,928 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1faphck/i_tried_to_be_supportive_when_my_son_changed/ | Chemical-Elk-1299 | 1,725,655,356 | 109 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1faphck/i_tried_to_be_supportive_when_my_son_changed/ |
1fhnbiw | My son was mute ever since housebreakers killed his sister in front of him. | My blood ran cold as he screamed when the judge entered the courtroom. | 4,900 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhnbiw/my_son_was_mute_ever_since_housebreakers_killed/ | schatt3npakt | 1,726,434,624 | 65 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhnbiw/my_son_was_mute_ever_since_housebreakers_killed/ |
1f837yw | After my wife fell asleep at the wheel killed both kids in the process, and put herself in a wheelchair, she wanted me to take care of her. | The truth is, if I wanted to take care of anyone, I wouldn't have put sleeping pills in her coffee in the first place. | 4,705 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f837yw/after_my_wife_fell_asleep_at_the_wheel_killed/ | dalonley1 | 1,725,378,332 | 42 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f837yw/after_my_wife_fell_asleep_at_the_wheel_killed/ |
1fhmr8s | What if, every night when you go to sleep, your brain shuts down your consciousness completely, ending 'your' existence only to reboot a perfect copy in the morning. | The you from yesterday is dead, tomorrow you will be dead, and a perfect copy of you will be thinking this is a silly theory because they can perfectly remember reading rhis today and they believe they're you still there. | 4,566 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhmr8s/what_if_every_night_when_you_go_to_sleep_your/ | TinyRascalSaurus | 1,726,433,196 | 232 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhmr8s/what_if_every_night_when_you_go_to_sleep_your/ |
1f9be8r | My sister was jealous over a guy she likes liking me, so I offered a ritual to switch bodies with her tonight. | Stirring my drink amused, I observe as he carried her by the shoulder, into his car and hopefully a place where I won't see her again. | 4,516 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9be8r/my_sister_was_jealous_over_a_guy_she_likes_liking/ | dheavoca123 | 1,725,502,552 | 54 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9be8r/my_sister_was_jealous_over_a_guy_she_likes_liking/ |
1faa6e3 | "Suicide is never the answer, just please, put down the knife an-" | "Who the hell said anything about suicide?" | 4,399 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1faa6e3/suicide_is_never_the_answer_just_please_put_down/ | Turbulent-Ad-6095 | 1,725,611,375 | 57 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1faa6e3/suicide_is_never_the_answer_just_please_put_down/ |
1fb346z | I woke up in my own body 10 years ago. | The last time it happened, I managed to fix my life, become a billionare investor and build a happy family, but now I am scared. | 4,387 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fb346z/i_woke_up_in_my_own_body_10_years_ago/ | NotSoSuperHero2 | 1,725,701,596 | 96 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fb346z/i_woke_up_in_my_own_body_10_years_ago/ |
1fh219e | “This won’t be the last time we make love, I swear to you.” he whispers, while hastily zipping up his pants. | The door shuts and I am once again alone in the darkness of the cooler. | 4,380 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fh219e/this_wont_be_the_last_time_we_make_love_i_swear/ | Moabingyu | 1,726,366,283 | 80 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fh219e/this_wont_be_the_last_time_we_make_love_i_swear/ |
1f8av4n | The midwife screamed when she saw that our newborn had gills, webbed feet and was covered with scales. | I proudly smiled at my wife, knowing that our genetic engineering efforts would give our child a big advantage as the last remaining bits of land were swallowed up by the rising seas. | 4,232 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8av4n/the_midwife_screamed_when_she_saw_that_our/ | drrkorby | 1,725,396,437 | 75 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8av4n/the_midwife_screamed_when_she_saw_that_our/ |
1fdkos0 | [SEP24] When the woman saw that the bonnet the midwife placed on her newborn’s tiny little head was not blue, she wept. | For she knew that it meant that in about a year or so, she would be a new mother for the fifth time. | 4,205 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdkos0/sep24_when_the_woman_saw_that_the_bonnet_the/ | Haunting-Refrain19 | 1,725,982,194 | 103 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdkos0/sep24_when_the_woman_saw_that_the_bonnet_the/ |
1f9pq98 | Ever since my dog was a puppy, we loved playing hide and seek—he would always find me with a simple call, "Here Boy," no matter where I was. | But now, trapped at the bottom of this well, hungry and desperate, I kinda regret teaching him the game—"Here Boy..." | 4,185 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9pq98/ever_since_my_dog_was_a_puppy_we_loved_playing/ | CL4R101 | 1,725,551,363 | 87 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9pq98/ever_since_my_dog_was_a_puppy_we_loved_playing/ |
1fgjlx8 | "After three boys, you must be desperate for a girl this time!" people joked to me throughout my pregnancy. | As the baby gave its first cry, the midwife read the question in my eyes and shook her head sadly as she turned towards the incinerator. | 4,154 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgjlx8/after_three_boys_you_must_be_desperate_for_a_girl/ | AnnualCellist7127 | 1,726,311,796 | 63 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgjlx8/after_three_boys_you_must_be_desperate_for_a_girl/ |
1fi3d4h | The mad god glared as he asked, "Why do you insist on pulling yourself together and smiling when I will only undo you again?" | "Because I'm the only thing *you* didn't create in this twisted universe, and it terrifies you that you have yet to find a way to kill or hurt me." | 4,063 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fi3d4h/the_mad_god_glared_as_he_asked_why_do_you_insist/ | Necessary_Ad_2762 | 1,726,489,817 | 65 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fi3d4h/the_mad_god_glared_as_he_asked_why_do_you_insist/ |
1fhgymh | Farmer Jeb was such a fertile man, in an age of underpopulation, he always had 12 kids a year. | The lobotomized women he kept in open-ended troughs sometimes gave him twins though. | 4,028 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhgymh/farmer_jeb_was_such_a_fertile_man_in_an_age_of/ | TaratronHex | 1,726,418,616 | 74 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhgymh/farmer_jeb_was_such_a_fertile_man_in_an_age_of/ |
1f84lyt | Prof. Album was ecstatic that he and his team had finally isolated an ocean fungus that would eat microplastics. | Dismissing the strange itch he felt, it wasn't until he walked into his lab and saw the body of his research assistant covered in a fine grey fur that he realised the fungus wouldn't care what liquid the microplastics were suspended in. | 4,019 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f84lyt/prof_album_was_ecstatic_that_he_and_his_team_had/ | ThePangolinofDread | 1,725,381,633 | 55 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f84lyt/prof_album_was_ecstatic_that_he_and_his_team_had/ |
1f8qd5h | When they arrived on Earth, half the population was rendered blind and the other half deaf. | It's unknown who were the lucky ones; the blind because they didn't have to see what the things looked like, or the deaf because they couldn't hear the message they brought with them. | 4,003 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8qd5h/when_they_arrived_on_earth_half_the_population/ | Pudenator | 1,725,447,656 | 50 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8qd5h/when_they_arrived_on_earth_half_the_population/ |
1fcyltd | [SEP24] In lieu of the death penalty, I was offered the chance to take a single blue pill and serve my entire sentence in a day. | I’ve stared at the walls of my cell for 10 billion years, begging to die in the eons between breaths, and my sentence has not even begun. | 3,978 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcyltd/sep24_in_lieu_of_the_death_penalty_i_was_offered/ | Chemical-Elk-1299 | 1,725,911,362 | 117 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcyltd/sep24_in_lieu_of_the_death_penalty_i_was_offered/ |
1fe5qji | Luckily I'd counted the fingers and realized it was definitely AI, not a person. | I don't know why the hell it was screaming at me about "congenital defects", but at least it's dead now. | 3,946 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fe5qji/luckily_id_counted_the_fingers_and_realized_it/ | pirasco | 1,726,045,851 | 36 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fe5qji/luckily_id_counted_the_fingers_and_realized_it/ |
1fkplnw | I told the entire crew, “if she curls up into a ball, drain the chamber ASAP.” | I told the actress “just wave your arms and they’ll drain the chamber.” | 3,930 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fkplnw/i_told_the_entire_crew_if_she_curls_up_into_a/ | MrListr-SistrFistr | 1,726,764,679 | 57 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fkplnw/i_told_the_entire_crew_if_she_curls_up_into_a/ |
1fie295 | "What is that?" My shaky voice whispered as I stared at the blob on the ultrasound of my young daughter's brain. | The doctor was pale as she answered: "That's her sister." | 3,860 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fie295/what_is_that_my_shaky_voice_whispered_as_i_stared/ | Purple_Berry5166 | 1,726,516,211 | 48 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fie295/what_is_that_my_shaky_voice_whispered_as_i_stared/ |
1fbw1ph | My wife fell in love with someone else, and when I found out, she ran away with her, believing I couldn't put an end to it. | I warned her not to get too attached if it wasn't a boy, so I don't know why there was so much drama when I found them. | 3,822 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbw1ph/my_wife_fell_in_love_with_someone_else_and_when_i/ | dalonley1 | 1,725,796,567 | 56 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbw1ph/my_wife_fell_in_love_with_someone_else_and_when_i/ |
1fcmlt5 | My boyfriend has always sworn that he will never leave me for another woman. |
But this, I think as I stir the antifreeze into his soup, is the only way I’m going to be a hundred percent sure. | 3,793 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcmlt5/my_boyfriend_has_always_sworn_that_he_will_never/ | essiedee | 1,725,879,513 | 50 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcmlt5/my_boyfriend_has_always_sworn_that_he_will_never/ |
1fhacb5 | As my peers were congratulating me for spending the night in the morgue, I gave them advice to just sing in front of the giant mirror as a distraction if they’re ever afraid. | I froze in horror as they replied “what mirror?” | 3,753 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhacb5/as_my_peers_were_congratulating_me_for_spending/ | NoHooooooe1501 | 1,726,399,669 | 53 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhacb5/as_my_peers_were_congratulating_me_for_spending/ |
1fcnn0y | I’ve been stuck in this broken elevator for only a few hours, but I’ve already given up pleading for help. | No one could hear me over the screaming outside, and I’m more worried about the viscous, rusty sludge oozing through the elevator doors. | 3,688 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcnn0y/ive_been_stuck_in_this_broken_elevator_for_only_a/ | ThePoliteSnob | 1,725,883,132 | 60 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcnn0y/ive_been_stuck_in_this_broken_elevator_for_only_a/ |
1fgdi1j | A dying man pushed something into my hands, he told me I must use it. | I'm sure, one day when it's most important, I'll find a use for this Epipen. | 3,635 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgdi1j/a_dying_man_pushed_something_into_my_hands_he/ | Strict_Berry7446 | 1,726,285,751 | 32 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgdi1j/a_dying_man_pushed_something_into_my_hands_he/ |
1fc67yq | There’s a mysterious drug that makes your current state permanent when you take them. | If you feel good while taking them, you permanently feel that way, but unfortunately I mistook them for headache meds when I was hungover. | 3,614 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fc67yq/theres_a_mysterious_drug_that_makes_your_current/ | strik3r2k8 | 1,725,824,217 | 56 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fc67yq/theres_a_mysterious_drug_that_makes_your_current/ |
1fds38i | As my fellow tribesmen breached the ancient vault, and rushed inside to plunder its treasure, only I remained behind to decypher its cryptic inscriptions: | "This place is not a place of honor, no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here, nothing valued is here." | 3,499 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fds38i/as_my_fellow_tribesmen_breached_the_ancient_vault/ | WideEyedWand3rer | 1,726,000,285 | 37 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fds38i/as_my_fellow_tribesmen_breached_the_ancient_vault/ |
1fgp1uf | Every morning my wife gives me a bowl of cat food, and if I don't eat, she shoves my head in it and chases me outside with a brush. | I should have never said, "I wish my wife treated me half as good as she treated that cat," while holding that lamp. | 3,486 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgp1uf/every_morning_my_wife_gives_me_a_bowl_of_cat_food/ | Bubu87xx | 1,726,328,761 | 25 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgp1uf/every_morning_my_wife_gives_me_a_bowl_of_cat_food/ |
1fev0ox | "This harvest looks like it's going to be unusually large." | "I concur, 8.2 billion must be a new record for a single planet." | 3,455 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fev0ox/this_harvest_looks_like_its_going_to_be_unusually/ | Business_Midnight_16 | 1,726,118,610 | 52 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fev0ox/this_harvest_looks_like_its_going_to_be_unusually/ |
1ffdc8k | When I published my results showing it was possible to transfer years from humans to dogs, it sparked endless debates about how much of their own lives people would be willing to give for more time with their beloved companions. | I didn't specifically mention that it worked both ways, but I think the workers at my local shelter are starting to get suspicious. | 3,430 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffdc8k/when_i_published_my_results_showing_it_was/ | RaynaClay | 1,726,174,895 | 72 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffdc8k/when_i_published_my_results_showing_it_was/ |
1fee1wo | The guy sitting behind me at the cinema whispered, "I saw the girl you're here with out in the lobby spiking your drink," before my date came back. | But little did he know that the time he spent speaking to me was the perfect distraction she needed to swap his drink. | 3,400 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fee1wo/the_guy_sitting_behind_me_at_the_cinema_whispered/ | dalonley1 | 1,726,071,186 | 41 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fee1wo/the_guy_sitting_behind_me_at_the_cinema_whispered/ |
1fd0tyf | As I licked the spoon of the food I was making I thought to myself how grateful I was that I’m finally living away from my controlling parents. | But laying on the ground unable to breathe, I realize there was a reason they never let me eat peanuts. | 3,353 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fd0tyf/as_i_licked_the_spoon_of_the_food_i_was_making_i/ | BriarRose147 | 1,725,916,727 | 39 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fd0tyf/as_i_licked_the_spoon_of_the_food_i_was_making_i/ |
1f9dvhn | You took LSD decades ago and had a great trip followed by a fantastic life. | Suddenly, you are 14 years old again and waking up on the floor of your mom's house. | 3,351 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9dvhn/you_took_lsd_decades_ago_and_had_a_great_trip/ | saintpetejackboy | 1,725,510,426 | 129 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9dvhn/you_took_lsd_decades_ago_and_had_a_great_trip/ |
1fedkfo | My beautiful daughter met her husband at the gym and has never been happier. | I keep telling her though that she needs to be more careful weightlifting; some of those bruises look really painful. | 3,308 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fedkfo/my_beautiful_daughter_met_her_husband_at_the_gym/ | JewelerPowerful2993 | 1,726,070,013 | 46 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fedkfo/my_beautiful_daughter_met_her_husband_at_the_gym/ |
1fgjjuk | "I know you can't sleep" I told my excited kids at 1am on Christmas morning, "but Santa will still bring you everything you asked for if you JUST lie still and quiet." | "Thank god they still believe" my husband whispered to me as we listened to the heavy footsteps moving through the house. | 3,281 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgjjuk/i_know_you_cant_sleep_i_told_my_excited_kids_at/ | AnnualCellist7127 | 1,726,311,603 | 34 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgjjuk/i_know_you_cant_sleep_i_told_my_excited_kids_at/ |
1fg1l27 | My daughter died when the Americans attacked, but I can still see her | Playing jump rope in the shadow she cast on the wall of her school | 3,287 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fg1l27/my_daughter_died_when_the_americans_attacked_but/ | BooksandBiceps | 1,726,251,467 | 72 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fg1l27/my_daughter_died_when_the_americans_attacked_but/ |
1faa49u | My daughter and I sat down together to watch old home videos of her a child, and reminisce about her childhood. | Suddenly, my daughter on the screen turned to camera and frantically said "If you are watching this, your timeline has been altered, and it is no longer me sitting next to you". | 3,216 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1faa49u/my_daughter_and_i_sat_down_together_to_watch_old/ | Pudenator | 1,725,611,097 | 27 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1faa49u/my_daughter_and_i_sat_down_together_to_watch_old/ |
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