id string | title string | selftext string | score int64 | url string | author string | created_utc int64 | num_comments int64 | permalink string |
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1fgp7yl | "We are a natural breeding centre, therefore we don't allow any of the chemicals they used to use as it may hurt the pups" | Despite the screaming in the background, I was relieved that my new pet human would be natural and pure | 3,195 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgp7yl/we_are_a_natural_breeding_centre_therefore_we/ | None | 1,726,329,216 | 54 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgp7yl/we_are_a_natural_breeding_centre_therefore_we/ |
1ffkimx | When the bomb was first created, it was never intended to be used, but in the end there was no other choice. | Billions of years in the future, scientists would discover this phenomenona, and would name it 'The Big Bang'. | 3,140 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffkimx/when_the_bomb_was_first_created_it_was_never/ | Pudenator | 1,726,195,811 | 43 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffkimx/when_the_bomb_was_first_created_it_was_never/ |
1fdj80x | You’re stuck in a room with a robot algorithm whose only goal is to generate noise. | And you are hoping and pleading that it doesn’t figure out that pain makes humans scream. | 3,036 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdj80x/youre_stuck_in_a_room_with_a_robot_algorithm/ | Jako595151 | 1,725,978,507 | 50 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdj80x/youre_stuck_in_a_room_with_a_robot_algorithm/ |
1fi8zqj | I thanked the barista at Starbucks as she handed me my coffee with my name written on the cup. | It wasn’t until I left the store that I remembered I hadn’t told her my name. | 3,005 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fi8zqj/i_thanked_the_barista_at_starbucks_as_she_handed/ | jtexas12 | 1,726,504,023 | 108 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fi8zqj/i_thanked_the_barista_at_starbucks_as_she_handed/ |
1fb3yoe | My friend accidentally spilled a cup of water on the map of our city. | The fear really kicked in when it started raining only in our city until the map dried. | 2,944 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fb3yoe/my_friend_accidentally_spilled_a_cup_of_water_on/ | JaySucksAtGD | 1,725,705,383 | 77 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fb3yoe/my_friend_accidentally_spilled_a_cup_of_water_on/ |
1fi1t2j | The warlock was powerful, but not so powerful as to not die of old age. |
The castle filled out with cries as the brains of every mind-controlled slave returned to the moment just before being enslaved.
| 2,909 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fi1t2j/the_warlock_was_powerful_but_not_so_powerful_as/ | ReasonableTurnip0 | 1,726,484,896 | 35 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fi1t2j/the_warlock_was_powerful_but_not_so_powerful_as/ |
1ffmc69 | They say if someone who truly loves a werewolf were to call them by name while they were transformed, their humanity will take over and break their curse. | Seeing my own kin be the first to grab the pitchforks while crying out for me serves as proof enough; even if the old wives tale was true, it still would never be of use to me. | 2,747 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffmc69/they_say_if_someone_who_truly_loves_a_werewolf/ | OMAM401 | 1,726,201,922 | 52 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffmc69/they_say_if_someone_who_truly_loves_a_werewolf/ |
1fdwm6w | She giggled at the sudden fluttering movements inside her abdomen and began affectionately rubbing her swollen belly, professing what an energetic little thing the baby would be when born. | The ultrasound technician could only manage a mute nod, staring in abject horror as the largest tapeworm they had ever seen appeared on the screen. | 2,727 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdwm6w/she_giggled_at_the_sudden_fluttering_movements/ | endofprayer | 1,726,012,458 | 48 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdwm6w/she_giggled_at_the_sudden_fluttering_movements/ |
1fg1582 | When the doctors gave me 18 months I had to dig deep for novel ways to secure my family’s financial security. | On the dark web I auctioned the rights to my skull after death and the winner sent me a proposal: double if I let him collect next month. | 2,716 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fg1582/when_the_doctors_gave_me_18_months_i_had_to_dig/ | tasteofhemlock | 1,726,250,380 | 58 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fg1582/when_the_doctors_gave_me_18_months_i_had_to_dig/ |
1fhc32r | [SEP24] "Why's it called a blood diamond, it's blue?" his daughter asked, watching the emergency broadcast as a man checked their passports on arrival. | "It's just an expression," the diplomat replied uncomfortably, his gaze flitting between the images of arms trucks flooding through his war-torn country's borders and his daughter's teddy. | 2,677 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhc32r/sep24_whys_it_called_a_blood_diamond_its_blue_his/ | movingstasis | 1,726,405,600 | 19 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhc32r/sep24_whys_it_called_a_blood_diamond_its_blue_his/ |
1f8y61x | For my first wish, I asked the genie to unite all of humanity. | I tried undoing it, but I lost the lamp somewhere in the mountain of writhing, screaming flesh. | 2,650 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8y61x/for_my_first_wish_i_asked_the_genie_to_unite_all/ | ParloruFragments298 | 1,725,468,417 | 68 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8y61x/for_my_first_wish_i_asked_the_genie_to_unite_all/ |
1fhjr75 | I had a miscarriage, and my father comforted me with a cold, "Everything happens for a reason." | Years later, as he begged for my kidney, I leaned in close and whispered back, "Everything happens for a reason." | 2,600 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhjr75/i_had_a_miscarriage_and_my_father_comforted_me/ | CL4R101 | 1,726,425,625 | 27 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhjr75/i_had_a_miscarriage_and_my_father_comforted_me/ |
1fgu2yo | Throw a coin down a well, and you should only hear silence. | Throw a person down a well, and you *definitely* shouldn’t hear it ask for a second one. | 2,590 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgu2yo/throw_a_coin_down_a_well_and_you_should_only_hear/ | trans-ghost-boy-2 | 1,726,342,638 | 38 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgu2yo/throw_a_coin_down_a_well_and_you_should_only_hear/ |
1f88ipk | [SEP24] My wife picked our blue-skinned stillborn baby up from the stained mattress and my stomach dropped. | She looked up at me and cried, "What are we going to trade for our fix now?" | 2,531 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f88ipk/sep24_my_wife_picked_our_blueskinned_stillborn/ | humancanvas79 | 1,725,390,792 | 81 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f88ipk/sep24_my_wife_picked_our_blueskinned_stillborn/ |
1ffiv6p | My girlfriend is from Japan, so I’ve put together a surprise for her before I propose. | I’m not very skilled with a knife, but I still think she’ll appreciate the fugu sashimi I prepared for dinner… | 2,508 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffiv6p/my_girlfriend_is_from_japan_so_ive_put_together_a/ | Chemical-Elk-1299 | 1,726,190,708 | 88 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffiv6p/my_girlfriend_is_from_japan_so_ive_put_together_a/ |
1fhv8l5 | My great great grandfather had passed down to my parents and then me a life size sculpture of a young girl and it was a warm reminder of his talent and artistry. | One day I was cleaning it and accidently knocked it over and broke it, and i sunk to the floor in horror when i saw revealed beneath the clay the mummified remains of a real girl. | 2,507 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhv8l5/my_great_great_grandfather_had_passed_down_to_my/ | meowbees5 | 1,726,457,636 | 91 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhv8l5/my_great_great_grandfather_had_passed_down_to_my/ |
1fg5ftn | “I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do,” the ship's doctor said, after confirming the presence of an alien parasite growing rapidly in my abdomen. | “Tests showed that the thing is alive, meaning that any attempt by me to remove it before it naturally eats its way out would legally be considered murder.” | 2,395 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fg5ftn/im_sorry_theres_nothing_i_can_do_the_ships_doctor/ | Cheeseanonioncrisps | 1,726,261,379 | 15 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fg5ftn/im_sorry_theres_nothing_i_can_do_the_ships_doctor/ |
1fb1gjd | My Psychologist said the voices weren’t real and I shouldn’t pay attention to them. | After I slit her throat and watched her bleed out I heard her voice join the cacophony in my head pleading for me to stop killing. | 2,317 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fb1gjd/my_psychologist_said_the_voices_werent_real_and_i/ | ThePangolinofDread | 1,725,694,027 | 33 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fb1gjd/my_psychologist_said_the_voices_werent_real_and_i/ |
1fhg9en | I had no choice but to stop painting when they put me in solitary confinement... | After all, with no roommates I was fresh out of ink. | 2,287 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhg9en/i_had_no_choice_but_to_stop_painting_when_they/ | Nexteri | 1,726,416,850 | 37 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhg9en/i_had_no_choice_but_to_stop_painting_when_they/ |
1fajt20 | "Kill your wife." The voice in my head said, and I refused. | "**sudo** kill your wife." The voice said again, and I was terrified to find out that I can't stop my hand from reaching the kitchen knife. | 2,241 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fajt20/kill_your_wife_the_voice_in_my_head_said_and_i/ | PiinutButter | 1,725,640,999 | 69 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fajt20/kill_your_wife_the_voice_in_my_head_said_and_i/ |
1fehj7b | I closed my eyes, rinsed the shampoo out of my hair, before reopening them. | When I did, the words "Don't you know how to lock the bathroom door?", were written on the fogged-up shower screen. | 2,192 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fehj7b/i_closed_my_eyes_rinsed_the_shampoo_out_of_my/ | Pudenator | 1,726,079,699 | 36 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fehj7b/i_closed_my_eyes_rinsed_the_shampoo_out_of_my/ |
1f8shf8 | “I swear there’s a baby in there!” screamed the woman as she stood in the middle of the barn. | Her blood and guts spilled around her as she clawed out her insides. | 2,189 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8shf8/i_swear_theres_a_baby_in_there_screamed_the_woman/ | hauntedfossils | 1,725,454,195 | 24 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8shf8/i_swear_theres_a_baby_in_there_screamed_the_woman/ |
1f935dw | Dectective Samson read the latest message from the man the press had dubbed “The Nursery Rhyme Killer” and his blood ran cold. | Half a pound of tuppenny rice, half a pound of C4, mix it up and make it nice, Pop! goes the pre-school. | 2,163 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f935dw/dectective_samson_read_the_latest_message_from/ | ThePangolinofDread | 1,725,480,281 | 42 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f935dw/dectective_samson_read_the_latest_message_from/ |
1fa0qbh | I have the ability to make people forget at will, and I can be a little petty sometimes. | My neighbor once shouted at me for climbing his fence to get a ball, so I made everyone he’s ever known and loved completely forget that he ever existed. | 2,150 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fa0qbh/i_have_the_ability_to_make_people_forget_at_will/ | strik3r2k8 | 1,725,578,787 | 52 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fa0qbh/i_have_the_ability_to_make_people_forget_at_will/ |
1fhd0qy | This was the 10th time I had my child checked for cancer since the chemical spill, and it's only now it showed up. | Which was a relief because I was starting to believe those chemical baths we gave her didn't work and we'd miss out on our big settlement. | 2,106 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhd0qy/this_was_the_10th_time_i_had_my_child_checked_for/ | dalonley1 | 1,726,408,382 | 10 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhd0qy/this_was_the_10th_time_i_had_my_child_checked_for/ |
1fdyeb5 | The woman smiled smuggly as she show her son's perfect grades from last month, insisting that they meant her precious boy would never bully my daugther. | I watched her tears ran her cheeks when I told the judge that it was impossible that I had stabbed her horrible kid as my therapist diagnosed me with aichmophobia one month ago. | 2,071 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdyeb5/the_woman_smiled_smuggly_as_she_show_her_sons/ | 9106-17 | 1,726,017,876 | 38 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdyeb5/the_woman_smiled_smuggly_as_she_show_her_sons/ |
1fgzx39 | “By remembering him, we keep him alive,” my wife told our son. | Now I wish they would forget me, so my spirit can finally be free to move into the afterlife | 2,055 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgzx39/by_remembering_him_we_keep_him_alive_my_wife_told/ | Jedi_CatLil | 1,726,359,357 | 27 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgzx39/by_remembering_him_we_keep_him_alive_my_wife_told/ |
1f9t8a8 | I was born deaf, never knowing the sound of a voice, let alone that of my own mother. | But somehow, I know that wasn’t her voice calling me into the kitchen. | 1,979 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9t8a8/i_was_born_deaf_never_knowing_the_sound_of_a/ | thosemoviessuck | 1,725,559,885 | 37 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9t8a8/i_was_born_deaf_never_knowing_the_sound_of_a/ |
1fddkvh | Today I gave my dog his new chew toy from the weird old lady I got it from | I wish I'd known she wasn't joking when she sold me that voodoo doll, and I *really* wish I hadn't asked for one that looked like me. | 1,980 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fddkvh/today_i_gave_my_dog_his_new_chew_toy_from_the/ | Ill_Fox8892 | 1,725,959,789 | 54 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fddkvh/today_i_gave_my_dog_his_new_chew_toy_from_the/ |
1fb8v4o | The girl begged for the surgery to end, but the doctor was implacable, and his scalpel kept cutting away sections of her brain until the crying stopped. | Even though it broke his heart to perform the operation on his own daughter, the *things* surrounding the hospital were attracted to conscious thought, and it was the kindest fate he could give her. | 1,978 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fb8v4o/the_girl_begged_for_the_surgery_to_end_but_the/ | Massive-Committee-93 | 1,725,721,145 | 34 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fb8v4o/the_girl_begged_for_the_surgery_to_end_but_the/ |
1f8avu6 | My family has fallen into shambles: My father disappeared when I was seven, my mother is falling into a depression, and my sister Katie keeps hallucinating disturbing images. | As Katie brushes through my mother’s hair, she quietly chokes out something about the red lamp that we used to own before Dad disappeared, and says we need to “escape the dream” | 1,971 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8avu6/my_family_has_fallen_into_shambles_my_father/ | No-Manner5228 | 1,725,396,486 | 34 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8avu6/my_family_has_fallen_into_shambles_my_father/ |
1fc3y2j | "Congratulations humans, your species truly is remarkable." | "For what little time we have left, your race will be the one remembered for such wasteful practices that the heat death of the universe is now only twelve thousand years away." | 1,970 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fc3y2j/congratulations_humans_your_species_truly_is/ | ranmafan0281 | 1,725,818,407 | 29 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fc3y2j/congratulations_humans_your_species_truly_is/ |
1fahgew | “Remember, we are very lucky that we could afford to move, and I promise you will make new friends.” | My mother’s words meant nothing as I stared out the window of the space capsule, watching earth light up with nuclear explosions. | 1,902 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fahgew/remember_we_are_very_lucky_that_we_could_afford/ | Repulsive_Golf7784 | 1,725,635,165 | 34 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fahgew/remember_we_are_very_lucky_that_we_could_afford/ |
1fbis8h | "I just wish he could hold me one more time." I said to my friend as I lamented the disappearance of my boyfriend. | "Don't worry, in a way he is." he replied as he handed me another strangely leather-like tissue from the box. | 1,875 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbis8h/i_just_wish_he_could_hold_me_one_more_time_i_said/ | Business_Midnight_16 | 1,725,747,584 | 27 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbis8h/i_just_wish_he_could_hold_me_one_more_time_i_said/ |
1f9pg2f | I remember always banging on the door of my bedroom when my father locked me there for time out, saying I was unfixable. | The memory now seems so real as I attempt to kick open my casket, my father claiming he found a way. | 1,876 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9pg2f/i_remember_always_banging_on_the_door_of_my/ | kittymaplepaws | 1,725,550,667 | 29 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9pg2f/i_remember_always_banging_on_the_door_of_my/ |
1f9urrp | On his 40th birthday, Adam finally learned the truth he had suspected all along - that he was not a singleton, but had a twin. | That was the day his brother started eating his way out. | 1,866 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9urrp/on_his_40th_birthday_adam_finally_learned_the/ | Agnesperdita | 1,725,563,703 | 38 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9urrp/on_his_40th_birthday_adam_finally_learned_the/ |
1fffqh4 | As my husband smashed his fist into my face repeatedly, one of my neighbors was at the door, holding a crowbar. | But my battered body was going limp and I could only stare in horror as he happily handed the crowbar to my husband and said "Glad I could help." | 1,767 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fffqh4/as_my_husband_smashed_his_fist_into_my_face/ | No-Manner5228 | 1,726,181,379 | 38 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fffqh4/as_my_husband_smashed_his_fist_into_my_face/ |
1fd9dwb | “It’s only going to be a mile”, I told myself as I neglected to put on a seatbelt on my way to the store. | It ended up taking the rescue team an hour to find and retrieve my body strung up in a tree after I was launched straight through my windshield. | 1,749 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fd9dwb/its_only_going_to_be_a_mile_i_told_myself_as_i/ | PugLyfeSean | 1,725,941,827 | 52 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fd9dwb/its_only_going_to_be_a_mile_i_told_myself_as_i/ |
1f8fu2u | “Did you hear the last person to ever walk on the moon died today?” | “You mean first right?” | 1,739 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8fu2u/did_you_hear_the_last_person_to_ever_walk_on_the/ | Vesurel | 1,725,409,912 | 49 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8fu2u/did_you_hear_the_last_person_to_ever_walk_on_the/ |
1ffqjea | I wished that I won the lottery my workplace holds monthly. | Only when I went into the containment chamber did I realize what happened to my colleagues who won the lottery. | 1,703 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffqjea/i_wished_that_i_won_the_lottery_my_workplace/ | Peaceful_Eater | 1,726,219,686 | 32 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffqjea/i_wished_that_i_won_the_lottery_my_workplace/ |
1fd8ijt | "I can tell when you haven't flossed," my dentist said. | Then, like cheese, the wire cut through my teeth. | 1,692 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fd8ijt/i_can_tell_when_you_havent_flossed_my_dentist_said/ | Glinsende_Aralia | 1,725,938,815 | 46 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fd8ijt/i_can_tell_when_you_havent_flossed_my_dentist_said/ |
1fieca5 | Scientists announced today that the search for life beyond Earth is officially over. | They’ve confirmed, without a doubt, that we are utterly alone in the entire universe. | 1,674 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fieca5/scientists_announced_today_that_the_search_for/ | jsgrosman77 | 1,726,516,894 | 74 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fieca5/scientists_announced_today_that_the_search_for/ |
1fhzzve | As i got off the bus minding my bussiness since i was travelling alone, a man approached me and said, | "Your kid that was sitting on your lap the whole ride, you forgot and left him on the bus miss!". | 1,658 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhzzve/as_i_got_off_the_bus_minding_my_bussiness_since_i/ | Weird-Flatworm860 | 1,726,477,463 | 24 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhzzve/as_i_got_off_the_bus_minding_my_bussiness_since_i/ |
1f9g5k3 | I shot my daughter’s doppelgänger and brought my daughter home where my wife burst into tears. | Our daughter has green eyes, that monsters eyes are red. | 1,593 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9g5k3/i_shot_my_daughters_doppelgänger_and_brought_my/ | Xelto_Oreventa | 1,725,519,295 | 38 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9g5k3/i_shot_my_daughters_doppelgänger_and_brought_my/ |
1fc9nie | "You can probably guess why I prey on the homeless," said the vampire, as he snatched be baseball bat out of my hands. | "But why do you do it?" | 1,577 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fc9nie/you_can_probably_guess_why_i_prey_on_the_homeless/ | GenericSpider | 1,725,833,095 | 59 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fc9nie/you_can_probably_guess_why_i_prey_on_the_homeless/ |
1fcsrgp | My son had the mind of a mathematician, the body of a high performance athlete, and the heart of a champion. | These were the finest specimens he’d acquired to date. | 1,563 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcsrgp/my_son_had_the_mind_of_a_mathematician_the_body/ | Crazy-Lawfulness-839 | 1,725,897,097 | 20 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcsrgp/my_son_had_the_mind_of_a_mathematician_the_body/ |
1fd1k53 | "Up. Down. Up. Down. Left. Right. Left. Right. B. A. Start." | After the alien finished its dissection ritual, it smiled gleefully when an enormous star erupted out of my chest. | 1,565 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fd1k53/up_down_up_down_left_right_left_right_b_a_start/ | Inquisitive_Ally | 1,725,918,551 | 47 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fd1k53/up_down_up_down_left_right_left_right_b_a_start/ |
1fbf71i | [SEP24] "I am sorry about arguing with the waitress like that, but I'm a bit of a connoisseur and I require all my meat to be cooked blue," my date explained, taking another bite of his dinner. | The waitress had been certain that wasn't a good idea for chicken, but Chad did seem really confident and I didn't want to be rude, so I told my kids to eat up and then dug in myself. | 1,562 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbf71i/sep24_i_am_sorry_about_arguing_with_the_waitress/ | RaynaClay | 1,725,737,735 | 51 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbf71i/sep24_i_am_sorry_about_arguing_with_the_waitress/ |
1f9kcg0 | My little girl asked me for a toy that can never break | I said to her "instead of that, why don't you try raising one?" | 1,463 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9kcg0/my_little_girl_asked_me_for_a_toy_that_can_never/ | Ok_Chemistry514 | 1,725,536,564 | 32 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9kcg0/my_little_girl_asked_me_for_a_toy_that_can_never/ |
1fct427 | I recently took up running and highly recommend it, because the health benefits have been fantastic. | For me, I mean - I can't speak for the health of all the joggers I've been chasing down every night. | 1,451 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fct427/i_recently_took_up_running_and_highly_recommend/ | Try_Used | 1,725,897,955 | 14 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fct427/i_recently_took_up_running_and_highly_recommend/ |
1fbm5nk | When they told me it was possible to escape hell, I was ecstatic. | I'd lost count of the years after 3 million, but I was finally able to find a book with a complete sentence. | 1,439 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbm5nk/when_they_told_me_it_was_possible_to_escape_hell/ | W4lk3rS4int | 1,725,757,742 | 29 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbm5nk/when_they_told_me_it_was_possible_to_escape_hell/ |
1f8pqnh | Last night, I heard my daughter crying and thought, "Not my problem," as I cracked open another beer. | This morning, when I found her lifeless body, the sound of her cries echoed in my head, and the crushing guilt will haunt me forever. | 1,404 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8pqnh/last_night_i_heard_my_daughter_crying_and_thought/ | CL4R101 | 1,725,445,310 | 23 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8pqnh/last_night_i_heard_my_daughter_crying_and_thought/ |
1f87yd0 | [SEP24] I've always backed the blue as a law abiding citizen, so when they announced that through cutting edge AI technology they now had the ability to detect and retroactively prosecute all past crimes they had my full support. | I wasn't concerned when my court date came up for my mandatory audit until the charges began to roll in for decades of traffic violations, copyright infringement, unreported income, and drug and alcohol possession way back in my wild teenage years. | 1,396 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f87yd0/sep24_ive_always_backed_the_blue_as_a_law_abiding/ | 13thmurder | 1,725,389,472 | 19 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f87yd0/sep24_ive_always_backed_the_blue_as_a_law_abiding/ |
1fcwv5q | Your operation will be performed remotely, using the most advanced telepresence surgical equipment available. | You can also subscribe to SurgeryPro+ to provide your surgeon with an uninterrupted, ad-free experience. | 1,398 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcwv5q/your_operation_will_be_performed_remotely_using/ | Joe4o2 | 1,725,907,212 | 34 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcwv5q/your_operation_will_be_performed_remotely_using/ |
1fbxb1y | Every night, the strange ships would float above our heads, and somehow drag one of us up towards them, never to be seen again. | The only name we have ever heard them be called is something called a 'Fisherman'. | 1,399 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbxb1y/every_night_the_strange_ships_would_float_above/ | Pudenator | 1,725,800,674 | 14 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbxb1y/every_night_the_strange_ships_would_float_above/ |
1fgm1sh | "I wish I could be with my childhood friend!" I told the genie for my last wish. | I regretted that wish as I was transported directly into a coffin with the corpse of my childhood friend under me. | 1,393 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgm1sh/i_wish_i_could_be_with_my_childhood_friend_i_told/ | rosiecoastie | 1,726,320,443 | 27 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgm1sh/i_wish_i_could_be_with_my_childhood_friend_i_told/ |
1f7y4aa | As I hear the words "I sentence you to death by incineration for the horrific crime of matricide" | I felt elated that my murdering bastard of a son is being sentenced to death, heartbroken that in a few short months I lost my wife and my newborn. | 1,381 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f7y4aa/as_i_hear_the_words_i_sentence_you_to_death_by/ | CL4R101 | 1,725,364,890 | 38 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f7y4aa/as_i_hear_the_words_i_sentence_you_to_death_by/ |
1fgjyyj | "You're my favoritest bus driver ever!" | Her words echoed in my head as I stared at the blood-stained jacket wedged in the dually. | 1,378 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgjyyj/youre_my_favoritest_bus_driver_ever/ | CountryQueen34 | 1,726,313,226 | 30 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgjyyj/youre_my_favoritest_bus_driver_ever/ |
1ff1ex7 | When I was a child, I used to stare up for hours wondering where the sun went at night. | Then one day the man forgot to lock the door, and I went upstairs and found the switch. | 1,358 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff1ex7/when_i_was_a_child_i_used_to_stare_up_for_hours/ | 54321RUN | 1,726,144,338 | 13 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff1ex7/when_i_was_a_child_i_used_to_stare_up_for_hours/ |
1fghhja | I watched my best friend drown in the freezing lake, her screams echoing in my ears as the ice slowly closed over her. |
This morning, I woke up with her soaked, icy handprints on my bedroom window. | 1,337 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fghhja/i_watched_my_best_friend_drown_in_the_freezing/ | Fuma4fun | 1,726,302,351 | 18 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fghhja/i_watched_my_best_friend_drown_in_the_freezing/ |
1fi4qt5 | The last thing I remembered was my execution. | With flashes of lightning, I woke up with some dude in a lab coat yelling, "It's alive!" | 1,323 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fi4qt5/the_last_thing_i_remembered_was_my_execution/ | CadaverRanger | 1,726,493,580 | 26 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fi4qt5/the_last_thing_i_remembered_was_my_execution/ |
1fda9pu | Completely soaked and out of breath, I got out of the water holding the puppy I had just saved from drowning. | " It came out really blurry" my friend said watching the video he just took "Toss it back" | 1,310 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fda9pu/completely_soaked_and_out_of_breath_i_got_out_of/ | RandomPolishGurl | 1,725,945,108 | 24 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fda9pu/completely_soaked_and_out_of_breath_i_got_out_of/ |
1f986zv | My most haunting memory is when I was eight and a baby squirrel I rescued asphyxiated because I fed him too fast | Nine years later as the clock struck one in that empty house and my baby brother cried for his bottle, that same terror struck me. | 1,309 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f986zv/my_most_haunting_memory_is_when_i_was_eight_and_a/ | peacefullyputrid | 1,725,493,324 | 26 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f986zv/my_most_haunting_memory_is_when_i_was_eight_and_a/ |
1fe8b9s | I always had intrusive thoughts imagining things i shouldn't do, before i got paralysed. | I wish the neuralink knew I didn't actually wanted to push my wife out the window. | 1,305 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fe8b9s/i_always_had_intrusive_thoughts_imagining_things/ | RotyogoBurgonya | 1,726,055,894 | 18 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fe8b9s/i_always_had_intrusive_thoughts_imagining_things/ |
1ff2u48 | Humanity discovered murals written in alien language, describing a galaxy-wide untreatable sickness that killed almost all life in the Milky Way. | What is "wa'ter", and why Earth's coordinates are described as "disease containment"? | 1,250 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff2u48/humanity_discovered_murals_written_in_alien/ | ThirdTimesTheTitan | 1,726,148,423 | 40 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff2u48/humanity_discovered_murals_written_in_alien/ |
1fh2oae | My girlfriend was really angry at me for not agreeing to get rid of my 2 cats, but thankfully she's come around and apologized. | She even got me lilies to prove she's extra sorry! | 1,241 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fh2oae/my_girlfriend_was_really_angry_at_me_for_not/ | OMAM401 | 1,726,368,532 | 41 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fh2oae/my_girlfriend_was_really_angry_at_me_for_not/ |
1fbedup | My father said every time I did something wrong my mother was ‘rolling in her grave.’ | Guess I must’ve really messed up since she’s staring back at me from the foot of my bed tonight. | 1,246 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbedup/my_father_said_every_time_i_did_something_wrong/ | SeveralCountry2478 | 1,725,735,567 | 16 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbedup/my_father_said_every_time_i_did_something_wrong/ |
1feo95k | My mom yelled at me when she caught me and the neighbors' daughter in the bed. | "I told you no human meat for a month because you're grounded !" | 1,231 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1feo95k/my_mom_yelled_at_me_when_she_caught_me_and_the/ | Meowcate | 1,726,096,985 | 12 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1feo95k/my_mom_yelled_at_me_when_she_caught_me_and_the/ |
1fagou3 | I realized I was driving down my old friend’s street, and wondered if he still lived in the same house. | As I heard the sound, I pulled my head up from finishing the text and learned he had a kid. | 1,205 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fagou3/i_realized_i_was_driving_down_my_old_friends/ | Peach1020 | 1,725,633,271 | 23 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fagou3/i_realized_i_was_driving_down_my_old_friends/ |
1fh4qnu | [ Removed by Reddit ] | [ Removed by Reddit on account of violating the [content policy](/help/contentpolicy). ] | 1,203 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fh4qnu/removed_by_reddit/ | None | 1,726,375,943 | 18 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fh4qnu/removed_by_reddit/ |
1f9h71k | In this city, a lot of siblings are married, and they even have children. | They never knew, until the news of a male nurse switching up his hospital's sperm samples with his for years forced them to take DNA tests. | 1,186 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9h71k/in_this_city_a_lot_of_siblings_are_married_and/ | iNxrcissist | 1,725,523,912 | 24 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9h71k/in_this_city_a_lot_of_siblings_are_married_and/ |
1f8tx6n | We're calling to inform you that your blood donation has been rejected. | However, we have given your contact information to the CDC and they'll get in touch with you for research purposes. | 1,183 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8tx6n/were_calling_to_inform_you_that_your_blood/ | Evershifter | 1,725,458,043 | 47 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8tx6n/were_calling_to_inform_you_that_your_blood/ |
1fdofo7 | A sheet of human-skin leather is, in itself, disturbing. | But how did someone make one 400 sq ft in area, and what the Hell did they write all over it?... | 1,182 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdofo7/a_sheet_of_humanskin_leather_is_in_itself/ | flanneur | 1,725,991,339 | 16 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdofo7/a_sheet_of_humanskin_leather_is_in_itself/ |
1fftpoo | In Japan, there is an odd place where you can pay to walk around on grass | Apparently they used to be called "parks" and grass would grow everywhere. | 1,147 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fftpoo/in_japan_there_is_an_odd_place_where_you_can_pay/ | R3DTR33 | 1,726,231,189 | 28 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fftpoo/in_japan_there_is_an_odd_place_where_you_can_pay/ |
1fd3xpv | My New Boyfriend doesn’t know I know where he lives. | For now I have to pretend I don’t know he is living in the walls watching me. | 1,115 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fd3xpv/my_new_boyfriend_doesnt_know_i_know_where_he_lives/ | LaDame-Violette | 1,725,924,974 | 26 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fd3xpv/my_new_boyfriend_doesnt_know_i_know_where_he_lives/ |
1ffq2j4 | Being stationed in Antartica all by myself, I thought there couldn’t be anything worse than a cold toilet seat. | Until the day it was warm. | 1,098 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffq2j4/being_stationed_in_antartica_all_by_myself_i/ | Spooky-Foofy | 1,726,217,628 | 22 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffq2j4/being_stationed_in_antartica_all_by_myself_i/ |
1fhy1ar | My son saw me loading heaviny trashbags into the truck and asked "Daddy Daddy, can I come with you to the landfill?" | I don't need an accomplice, but it's not like I can tell him to go ask his mother anymore.
| 1,069 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhy1ar/my_son_saw_me_loading_heaviny_trashbags_into_the/ | gorwraith | 1,726,468,322 | 13 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhy1ar/my_son_saw_me_loading_heaviny_trashbags_into_the/ |
1fdcq1j | My husband is proudly cheating on me, knowing i'm literally in the next room. | In the freezer, dismembered. | 1,061 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdcq1j/my_husband_is_proudly_cheating_on_me_knowing_im/ | Weird-Flatworm860 | 1,725,955,901 | 32 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdcq1j/my_husband_is_proudly_cheating_on_me_knowing_im/ |
1f93zal | [SEP24] Around the world, people were swallowing the government issued blue pill that would help everyone drift off to a peaceful sleeping death as Earth's demise loomed closer. | At the last minute and against all odds, the huge meteor harmlessly bounced off our atmosphere and into space as the scientist read an incoming alien transmission: "Calm down because it's just a prank!" | 1,041 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f93zal/sep24_around_the_world_people_were_swallowing_the/ | ID10T_3RROR | 1,725,482,283 | 41 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f93zal/sep24_around_the_world_people_were_swallowing_the/ |
1fal7di | [SEP24] She could hear Bluey playing on the TV as she softly closed the door, knowing her toddler was safe in her playpen with food and toys. | When she returned home from a week-long vacation, she couldn't understand how the TV was still playing, but her toddler was just laying there unmoving with an overfilled diaper and empty bottles scattered around the room. | 1,044 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fal7di/sep24_she_could_hear_bluey_playing_on_the_tv_as/ | ID10T_3RROR | 1,725,644,549 | 69 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fal7di/sep24_she_could_hear_bluey_playing_on_the_tv_as/ |
1fbzdha | Ever since I became disabled, I can't lift more than 15 pounds. | I'm never getting out from under this car. | 1,019 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbzdha/ever_since_i_became_disabled_i_cant_lift_more/ | Weekly-Afternoon-395 | 1,725,806,525 | 44 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbzdha/ever_since_i_became_disabled_i_cant_lift_more/ |
1f9sq36 | [SEP24] It's lasted way more than 4 hours by this point, but I can't ask my girlfriend to take me to the emergency room because she doesn't even know I take those little blue pills. | I am thinking maybe I can just sort it out myself if I can relieve the pressure with a few strategic punctures... | 1,013 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9sq36/sep24_its_lasted_way_more_than_4_hours_by_this/ | RaynaClay | 1,725,558,652 | 50 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9sq36/sep24_its_lasted_way_more_than_4_hours_by_this/ |
1f9olox | [SEP24] The hospital did not have enough crash carts to attend to the number of code blues that were happening in quick succession. | Amid the chaos, nobody paid attention to the little girl with cobalt-colored eyes that darkened with each patient's room she passed. | 1,007 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9olox/sep24_the_hospital_did_not_have_enough_crash/ | Outside_Normal | 1,725,548,556 | 39 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9olox/sep24_the_hospital_did_not_have_enough_crash/ |
1fcj4bb | I keep getting harassed because my truck is the same make an model that was spotted abducting females from the street. | I told them that's not even remotely possible, my brother has been using it the past few weeks to finally move into his own place. | 979 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcj4bb/i_keep_getting_harassed_because_my_truck_is_the/ | TheFridgeIsLava | 1,725,863,965 | 8 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcj4bb/i_keep_getting_harassed_because_my_truck_is_the/ |
1f8wtyu | When my son made a snide comment about my driving, I turned around and punched him in the nose out of reflex. | Well, if you were driving down a quiet country lane in the middle of the night and your newborn started speaking in a demonic voice, what would you do? | 967 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8wtyu/when_my_son_made_a_snide_comment_about_my_driving/ | 54321RUN | 1,725,465,231 | 27 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8wtyu/when_my_son_made_a_snide_comment_about_my_driving/ |
1fda7ap | They say the worst thing a parent can face is losing their child. | I thought so until after the trial, when I had to choose whether to send my son to the gallows or let my daughter's killer walk free. | 966 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fda7ap/they_say_the_worst_thing_a_parent_can_face_is/ | Educational_Cap2772 | 1,725,944,847 | 10 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fda7ap/they_say_the_worst_thing_a_parent_can_face_is/ |
1f93img | When I died, I got the chance to witness God's omniscience, so I asked him why the universe is expanding. | "It's not supposed to do that." | 959 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f93img/when_i_died_i_got_the_chance_to_witness_gods/ | Deimos7779 | 1,725,481,177 | 39 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f93img/when_i_died_i_got_the_chance_to_witness_gods/ |
1fbtbvo | “Just ignore them”, the happy clown told her as they trekked through the woods. | But as the lights of the carnival drew more distant, the young girl couldn’t help but wonder why so many people were calling her name. | 940 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbtbvo/just_ignore_them_the_happy_clown_told_her_as_they/ | PumpkinPie_1993 | 1,725,785,382 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbtbvo/just_ignore_them_the_happy_clown_told_her_as_they/ |
1fblx5t | I wish I had the luxury of not knowing the crimes of the inmates I cared for in the emergency room. | I hate that my family introduced me to so many of them in motel rooms when I was a little kid. | 934 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fblx5t/i_wish_i_had_the_luxury_of_not_knowing_the_crimes/ | xxjamesiskingxx42 | 1,725,756,997 | 13 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fblx5t/i_wish_i_had_the_luxury_of_not_knowing_the_crimes/ |
1ffits2 | [SEP24] As I held the pink and blue baby blankets in front of me, unsure which to pick, I felt a burning build in my throat. | I gagged, choking on the tiny arm that had pushed up my throat, hand sticking out of my mouth with a finger pointing to the blue. | 928 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffits2/sep24_as_i_held_the_pink_and_blue_baby_blankets/ | None | 1,726,190,586 | 30 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffits2/sep24_as_i_held_the_pink_and_blue_baby_blankets/ |
1femieo | "When you end up in hell, you feel the worst pain you felt in your lifetime for all eternity" | I was relieved, knowing I'd never even had a broken bone, only to be overpowered by unbearable sorrow and grief just seconds later. | 923 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1femieo/when_you_end_up_in_hell_you_feel_the_worst_pain/ | plantessi | 1,726,092,253 | 34 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1femieo/when_you_end_up_in_hell_you_feel_the_worst_pain/ |
1f8btkt | "Where are your gods now, heathen filth?" sneered the Inquisitor, gesturing with the branding iron as he stalked towards the bound and mutilated prisoner. | "Right behind you..." the prisoner chuckled weakly, his eyes wide with wonder as the candlelight sputtered and a glistening tentacle crept slowly over the Inquisitor's shoulder.
| 903 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8btkt/where_are_your_gods_now_heathen_filth_sneered_the/ | jonnyraccoon | 1,725,398,742 | 37 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8btkt/where_are_your_gods_now_heathen_filth_sneered_the/ |
1faz26k | “I hope you picked a movie that’s actually scary this time,” my brother scoffs while taking a swig of his beer. | “Don’t worry, this one’ll definitely get a reaction out of you,” I reply before putting on the recording of his girlfriend being kidnapped. | 891 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1faz26k/i_hope_you_picked_a_movie_thats_actually_scary/ | ThePoliteSnob | 1,725,684,271 | 20 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1faz26k/i_hope_you_picked_a_movie_thats_actually_scary/ |
1feivlw | I remembered Grandmother's warning about the fae and their tricks, so I looked closely at the stranger's hand before I shook it. | Afterwards, I realized "count the fingers" meant your own as well. | 888 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1feivlw/i_remembered_grandmothers_warning_about_the_fae/ | None | 1,726,083,023 | 19 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1feivlw/i_remembered_grandmothers_warning_about_the_fae/ |
1fesvv8 | "I just got the results back," the man said, beaming, "and it turns out you're the *perfect* match for my daughter's kidney transplant!" | "Unfortunately," he continued as he tightened the straps around my wrists and ankles, "I could only steal enough anesthetics for one of you." | 868 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fesvv8/i_just_got_the_results_back_the_man_said_beaming/ | pip_larus | 1,726,110,990 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fesvv8/i_just_got_the_results_back_the_man_said_beaming/ |
1f9koqn | My boyfriend bought me a beautiful necklace with a padlock, and he holds the key as a symbol of our love. | But as he keeps feeding me more and more, the necklace is getting unbearably tight, and he refuses to remove it, watching as it digs into my skin. | 848 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9koqn/my_boyfriend_bought_me_a_beautiful_necklace_with/ | CL4R101 | 1,725,537,677 | 16 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9koqn/my_boyfriend_bought_me_a_beautiful_necklace_with/ |
1fgrl00 | "All Life is precious, right to Life!" | It's getting harder and harder to push past these people to get my love her chemotherapy treatments. | 831 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgrl00/all_life_is_precious_right_to_life/ | Quietech | 1,726,335,556 | 61 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgrl00/all_life_is_precious_right_to_life/ |
1fe75ou | “But Mom, I can’t sleep because I am afraid there are monsters under the bed” I whispered tearfully. | Don’t worry, you are safe here in the Memory Care unit, Mr. Jones.” replied the nurse, as another large cockroach scuttled past her feet. | 828 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fe75ou/but_mom_i_cant_sleep_because_i_am_afraid_there/ | drrkorby | 1,726,051,801 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fe75ou/but_mom_i_cant_sleep_because_i_am_afraid_there/ |
1fi5gwh | I bought a new fitness tracker, but I think it must be broken. | Three days each month, it seems to log thousands of steps while I'm asleep, and then I wake up with a funny metallic taste in my mouth. | 829 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fi5gwh/i_bought_a_new_fitness_tracker_but_i_think_it/ | jsgrosman77 | 1,726,495,443 | 28 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fi5gwh/i_bought_a_new_fitness_tracker_but_i_think_it/ |
1fdjitj | “I love you mom, please stop!” | It pleaded with me as I held it underwater but after quitting my medication for a few weeks, I see the truth now. | 827 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdjitj/i_love_you_mom_please_stop/ | KetchupWeeni | 1,725,979,280 | 18 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdjitj/i_love_you_mom_please_stop/ |
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