id string | title string | selftext string | score int64 | url string | author string | created_utc int64 | num_comments int64 | permalink string |
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1fabpui | I smiled so brightly when my child put their letter to Santa in the mailbox. | I stared in abject horror when the fireplace erupted on Christmas day consuming the tree and demons came from the gaping hole. | 819 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fabpui/i_smiled_so_brightly_when_my_child_put_their/ | kallenhale | 1,725,618,056 | 41 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fabpui/i_smiled_so_brightly_when_my_child_put_their/ |
1ffzwsh | After identifying my daughter's body at the scene of the hit-and-run, I trudge home mournfully to deliver the devastating news to her mother. | I realized she already knew, when I got home--after I noticed the blood on her car's grill. | 795 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffzwsh/after_identifying_my_daughters_body_at_the_scene/ | KrunschGK | 1,726,247,268 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffzwsh/after_identifying_my_daughters_body_at_the_scene/ |
1f8gsw9 | [SEP24] As the days went on, the crowds of men, women and children at the gates of the settlement only became more desperate in their pleading. | I had to force myself to keep glancing at the screen of the thermal imaging camera, and the sea of dark blue bodies that it showed, to remind myself why I absolutely mustn't let them in. | 771 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8gsw9/sep24_as_the_days_went_on_the_crowds_of_men_women/ | Cheeseanonioncrisps | 1,725,412,589 | 16 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8gsw9/sep24_as_the_days_went_on_the_crowds_of_men_women/ |
1fc654n | My wife's skin has become very wrinkly and old, it looks especially bad after shower. | Looks like I'll have to stop wearing it. | 748 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fc654n/my_wifes_skin_has_become_very_wrinkly_and_old_it/ | ki_RYU | 1,725,824,017 | 20 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fc654n/my_wifes_skin_has_become_very_wrinkly_and_old_it/ |
1fafz31 | You hear a knock at the door, which normally would be fine. | Unless you hear the voice of your boyfriend begging to let him in, especially after you saw what that thing did to him. | 734 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fafz31/you_hear_a_knock_at_the_door_which_normally_would/ | DarkLegendsNeverDie | 1,725,631,384 | 20 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fafz31/you_hear_a_knock_at_the_door_which_normally_would/ |
1faa864 | “OPEN YOUR WINDOWS, GO OUTSIDE AND CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT” | In a daze, I tear up the weird note I found in my home and decide to cook myself some dinner before bed. | 707 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1faa864/open_your_windows_go_outside_and_call_the_fire/ | 3MeerkatsInACoat | 1,725,611,595 | 11 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1faa864/open_your_windows_go_outside_and_call_the_fire/ |
1fal63m | I hear my friend on his mic crying "Dude, please.. dont!" as I take the last bit of HP from his character. | A moment passes before I hear his muffled screams in the next room, my door opens, and those bastards let me go. | 698 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fal63m/i_hear_my_friend_on_his_mic_crying_dude_please/ | Upstairs_Ad_5574 | 1,725,644,460 | 19 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fal63m/i_hear_my_friend_on_his_mic_crying_dude_please/ |
1fgt6b4 | “They’re an invasive species, but we don’t want them to suffer,” Dad said as he showed me how to swiftly break its neck. | I know they don’t have higher understanding like we do, but the other humans are crowded in the back of their pen as if they know their fates. | 692 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgt6b4/theyre_an_invasive_species_but_we_dont_want_them/ | EmrysPritkin | 1,726,340,235 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgt6b4/theyre_an_invasive_species_but_we_dont_want_them/ |
1fd1jjv | In crayon sprawl, she writes inside her closet, “no one greeves the forgotten” | Her mother tears open the door and sneers “it’s g-r-I-e-v-e-s, you fucking moron” | 685 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fd1jjv/in_crayon_sprawl_she_writes_inside_her_closet_no/ | thewonderfulfart | 1,725,918,512 | 25 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fd1jjv/in_crayon_sprawl_she_writes_inside_her_closet_no/ |
1f8laev | "Hold on, I'll get you out of there!" my friend yelled, | and I can only watch in horror, as he opens the door to the pressure chamber I'm trapped in. | 667 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8laev/hold_on_ill_get_you_out_of_there_my_friend_yelled/ | RG_Trickster_Spirit | 1,725,426,660 | 16 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8laev/hold_on_ill_get_you_out_of_there_my_friend_yelled/ |
1feiqeo | [SEP24] As a child he'd wondered why light made the veins beneath his skin look blue, and when his father tried to beat the curiosity out of him - for there was only "God's Light" - he still marvelled at the electromagnetic spectrum's qualities. | Years later, he headed home after graduation with a few bits of lab equipment and some cable ties, determined to show his *old man* how things like UV, microwaves and lasers worked *beyond reasonable doubt*. | 665 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1feiqeo/sep24_as_a_child_hed_wondered_why_light_made_the/ | movingstasis | 1,726,082,665 | 11 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1feiqeo/sep24_as_a_child_hed_wondered_why_light_made_the/ |
1f951dl | I love when random men tell me to smile. | The reaction to my two rows of razor sharp fangs is priceless. | 650 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f951dl/i_love_when_random_men_tell_me_to_smile/ | Wordartist1 | 1,725,485,022 | 19 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f951dl/i_love_when_random_men_tell_me_to_smile/ |
1fcgqql | [SEP24] I never thought I’d be attracted to someone based on their skin color. | But the lack of oxygen gave her face the most glorious shade of blue I had ever seen. | 630 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcgqql/sep24_i_never_thought_id_be_attracted_to_someone/ | Ckellybass | 1,725,854,612 | 17 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcgqql/sep24_i_never_thought_id_be_attracted_to_someone/ |
1fhdxks | "I just don't feel the spark anymore" | I silently chuckle at the irony as I break into her house with a taser. | 612 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhdxks/i_just_dont_feel_the_spark_anymore/ | technic7 | 1,726,410,898 | 11 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhdxks/i_just_dont_feel_the_spark_anymore/ |
1fgfvx4 | Hearing a knock at my door I rushed outside to realize I locked myself out. | After knocking, Picture my surprise when I went to my window to see myself walking to the door. | 612 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgfvx4/hearing_a_knock_at_my_door_i_rushed_outside_to/ | TrisketOnline | 1,726,295,243 | 17 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgfvx4/hearing_a_knock_at_my_door_i_rushed_outside_to/ |
1fg6gjq | I woke from my car nap and turned to ask my husband how far out from our destination we still were. | He was asleep. | 614 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fg6gjq/i_woke_from_my_car_nap_and_turned_to_ask_my/ | Tiny-Marionberry-143 | 1,726,264,022 | 14 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fg6gjq/i_woke_from_my_car_nap_and_turned_to_ask_my/ |
1fhjq38 | "The formula turned me into an evil, murderous monster!" I cried. | None of them would ever know that it had merely changed my appearance. | 605 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhjq38/the_formula_turned_me_into_an_evil_murderous/ | GenericSpider | 1,726,425,551 | 14 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhjq38/the_formula_turned_me_into_an_evil_murderous/ |
1ff4xxe | I want to leave a note - I’m so scared that my children will think I don’t love them. | But the man with the razor says this is the only way he’ll let them live. | 593 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff4xxe/i_want_to_leave_a_note_im_so_scared_that_my/ | Aescorvo | 1,726,153,908 | 10 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff4xxe/i_want_to_leave_a_note_im_so_scared_that_my/ |
1fgr0do | My wife and I always joked about how thin the walls in our house were, as we could hear our neighbors so clearly. | But after the new owners moved in, I realized the voices hadn’t stopped—and the house next door had been vacant for months. | 581 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgr0do/my_wife_and_i_always_joked_about_how_thin_the/ | DarkMatter0621 | 1,726,333,978 | 13 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgr0do/my_wife_and_i_always_joked_about_how_thin_the/ |
1fhm7jz | [SEP24] As her doppelganger crumpled to the ground, my daughter ran to me, tears in her frightened blue eyes, thanking me for making the right choice and shooting the demon. | Returning home, I was beaming as she ran to her mother, but my smile faltered when I heard my wife say "oh, honey, did you lose the red contacts I bought for your Halloween costume already?" | 576 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhm7jz/sep24_as_her_doppelganger_crumpled_to_the_ground/ | RaynaClay | 1,726,431,790 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhm7jz/sep24_as_her_doppelganger_crumpled_to_the_ground/ |
1fatfv6 | My family all mocked me for specializing in ancient warfare tactics for my PhD, telling me that it was useless. | But it turns out that in a world over run by the undead, the phalanx is a surprisingly successful formation. | 576 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fatfv6/my_family_all_mocked_me_for_specializing_in/ | Business_Midnight_16 | 1,725,666,030 | 31 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fatfv6/my_family_all_mocked_me_for_specializing_in/ |
1fiirfa | 'I've run all out of sewing materials, dad," she said with a frown; | 'Don't worry, I just got some from downtown!" I replied, unloading strings, pins, limbs and skins, all for my daughter's beautiful whims. | 565 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fiirfa/ive_run_all_out_of_sewing_materials_dad_she_said/ | underthesunnynight | 1,726,527,513 | 13 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fiirfa/ive_run_all_out_of_sewing_materials_dad_she_said/ |
1fb8vjl | My neighbor complained that he often heard my wife screaming at night. | But by the time the cops arrived, she was back in her hole, tightly gagged, so I was able to convince them that he was mistaken and she was still missing. | 561 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fb8vjl/my_neighbor_complained_that_he_often_heard_my/ | 54321RUN | 1,725,721,177 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fb8vjl/my_neighbor_complained_that_he_often_heard_my/ |
1ff6abl | Waiting in the darkness, I clench the leather belt tight in my fist. | When my old babysitter walks through the door of her home; I remind her of all the beatings I took thanks to her lies, before proving myself to be just like my father. | 548 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff6abl/waiting_in_the_darkness_i_clench_the_leather_belt/ | KrunschGK | 1,726,157,288 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff6abl/waiting_in_the_darkness_i_clench_the_leather_belt/ |
1fhcepk | I had always been fascinated by the abandoned asylum | but it wasn't until I stumbled upon the patient records that I discovered I was a patient there myself. The date of my discharge was listed as "never". | 547 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhcepk/i_had_always_been_fascinated_by_the_abandoned/ | Unique-Display-2056 | 1,726,406,575 | 17 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhcepk/i_had_always_been_fascinated_by_the_abandoned/ |
1fb6jw5 | I woke up, no memories, a scar on my face, the windows boarded up from the inside, and the TV blaring. | "Be on the lookout for a deranged lunitic with a heavy scar on their face, as they are considered armed and HIGHLY dangerous." | 530 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fb6jw5/i_woke_up_no_memories_a_scar_on_my_face_the/ | DungeonsAndData | 1,725,714,560 | 10 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fb6jw5/i_woke_up_no_memories_a_scar_on_my_face_the/ |
1fc3lzn | "Oh no, I never left you sweetheart," he said after years of tracking him down. | "Your mother ran away after what I did to you." | 506 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fc3lzn/oh_no_i_never_left_you_sweetheart_he_said_after/ | EditorBobAndCo | 1,725,817,526 | 8 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fc3lzn/oh_no_i_never_left_you_sweetheart_he_said_after/ |
1fed3fj | As a paleontologist , sometimes fossils have to stay buried. | The discovery of a 65 million year old tv would make the people realise ,it's not a meteor we should worry about. | 507 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fed3fj/as_a_paleontologist_sometimes_fossils_have_to/ | Horn_Python | 1,726,068,832 | 8 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fed3fj/as_a_paleontologist_sometimes_fossils_have_to/ |
1fcl6v0 | I saw some disturbing stuff as a social worker, so when I had my kids, I asked the genie to make sure that anyone living in my house would die if they thought about touching a child. | But now that none of them have lived past the age of twelve, I wish I had been more specific. | 493 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcl6v0/i_saw_some_disturbing_stuff_as_a_social_worker_so/ | Educational_Cap2772 | 1,725,873,527 | 20 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcl6v0/i_saw_some_disturbing_stuff_as_a_social_worker_so/ |
1fcokjr | My youngest daughter, barely 5, said that FDR looked a little like my father. | I turned her over to the authorities to be crucified for daring to compare our God-Emperor to a mortal man. | 499 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcokjr/my_youngest_daughter_barely_5_said_that_fdr/ | AdParking6541 | 1,725,885,989 | 22 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcokjr/my_youngest_daughter_barely_5_said_that_fdr/ |
1fan8v6 | What's worse than being stuck in an elevator with your ex and a stranger? | When the stranger stabs your ex to death, turns to you and says, "No one will believe you," and then disappears before the elevator doors open. | 487 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fan8v6/whats_worse_than_being_stuck_in_an_elevator_with/ | MercuryKnuckle | 1,725,649,729 | 25 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fan8v6/whats_worse_than_being_stuck_in_an_elevator_with/ |
1f915q0 | Growing up, I pretended that my imaginary friend and I were forbidden to be together by our families because she was almost 10 years older than me. | It wasn't until my 16th birthday that I realized that she was never imaginary as I watched my mom's blood slowly dripping off my cake while Elizabeth stood over her with a grin. | 474 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f915q0/growing_up_i_pretended_that_my_imaginary_friend/ | No_Juggernaut4621 | 1,725,475,509 | 13 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f915q0/growing_up_i_pretended_that_my_imaginary_friend/ |
1fi819o | My daughter was wiping away tears as she cut up Onions for dinner. | Bless her, I thought she might find it easier if we started giving the pets 'tastier' names. | 473 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fi819o/my_daughter_was_wiping_away_tears_as_she_cut_up/ | sum1inatree | 1,726,501,781 | 20 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fi819o/my_daughter_was_wiping_away_tears_as_she_cut_up/ |
1f9j9su | My newborn is the most special baby in the entire world and deserves nothing but the best. | Thanks to the Warfarin I gave him during our "cuddle time," the docs are convinced he's hemophilic and he's being attended to by the best doctors the Mayo Clinic has to offer. | 472 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9j9su/my_newborn_is_the_most_special_baby_in_the_entire/ | karer3is | 1,725,532,806 | 15 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9j9su/my_newborn_is_the_most_special_baby_in_the_entire/ |
1fbtdnv | [SEP24] Driving home through my neighborhood, I saw a pedestrian in the middle of the street carrying a flashing blue light. | I thought that was a really smart safety precaution for a late night walk, until he pointed it at me, my engine stalled, and the car doors unlocked themselves. | 467 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbtdnv/sep24_driving_home_through_my_neighborhood_i_saw/ | Alexis_J_M | 1,725,785,599 | 14 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbtdnv/sep24_driving_home_through_my_neighborhood_i_saw/ |
1f8ibva | Everyone told me I was way too hard on my daughter, but I just knew she would turn out to be a murderer. | As I bleed out on the kitchen floor, the kitchen knife she had been washing buried deep in my gut, I smile, knowing I was right. | 462 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8ibva/everyone_told_me_i_was_way_too_hard_on_my/ | AQbL5494 | 1,725,417,046 | 15 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8ibva/everyone_told_me_i_was_way_too_hard_on_my/ |
1fgdex6 | I think my suicide attempt was successful. | And if you're reading this you're in purgatory too. | 461 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgdex6/i_think_my_suicide_attempt_was_successful/ | Jabathewhut | 1,726,285,410 | 20 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgdex6/i_think_my_suicide_attempt_was_successful/ |
1f892sc | Growing up high in the mountains, I would have a recurring dream of being buried alive in an avalanche that terrified me so much I vowed to move away once I turned 18. | I thought the desert would be perfect on account of there being no snow, but as the sandstorm closed in I realized that it wasn't actually snow that I had dreamed I was buried under. | 463 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f892sc/growing_up_high_in_the_mountains_i_would_have_a/ | Business_Midnight_16 | 1,725,392,097 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f892sc/growing_up_high_in_the_mountains_i_would_have_a/ |
1fbk6b3 | The ad in the newspaper said “A fungi looking for a woman”. | I thought he meant “fun guy”, but as he began releasing his spores in my living room, I knew I was wrong. | 452 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbk6b3/the_ad_in_the_newspaper_said_a_fungi_looking_for/ | MiG-29SMT_Enjoyer | 1,725,751,613 | 16 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbk6b3/the_ad_in_the_newspaper_said_a_fungi_looking_for/ |
1fbc7iz | They say the worst thing about immortality is standing on the graves of your friends and family. | I personally see it as a scoreboard. | 443 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbc7iz/they_say_the_worst_thing_about_immortality_is/ | DoLallyNinja | 1,725,729,818 | 12 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbc7iz/they_say_the_worst_thing_about_immortality_is/ |
1f9ncmc | As my vision faded, I wondered who my husband would see first when he returned from his week long business trip. | Would it be me, collapsed on the kitchen floor, or our baby, still strapped into her high chair? | 438 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9ncmc/as_my_vision_faded_i_wondered_who_my_husband/ | Glittering_Estate744 | 1,725,545,090 | 28 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9ncmc/as_my_vision_faded_i_wondered_who_my_husband/ |
1fhi5em | As I bolted the door, I heard my husband’s voice outside, pleading for me to let him in before the beast caught up to him. | Then I remembered I had already heard his screams when the werewolf attacked hours ago. | 433 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhi5em/as_i_bolted_the_door_i_heard_my_husbands_voice/ | jtexas12 | 1,726,421,607 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhi5em/as_i_bolted_the_door_i_heard_my_husbands_voice/ |
1fgwedo | My husband was always yelling at me for disobedience, sometimes even hitting me with his cane or his fist. | He’s told me about this new procedure, though — something called a lobotomy — and it may finally make him leave me alone. | 430 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgwedo/my_husband_was_always_yelling_at_me_for/ | trans-ghost-boy-2 | 1,726,349,217 | 16 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgwedo/my_husband_was_always_yelling_at_me_for/ |
1fe70b4 | I finally got my wish to see the dinosaurs for 48 hours, and I couldn’t wait to witness them in their natural habitat. | As I was transported back in time, I noticed a massive, bright shooting star in the middle of the day—how cool is that? | 420 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fe70b4/i_finally_got_my_wish_to_see_the_dinosaurs_for_48/ | CL4R101 | 1,726,051,204 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fe70b4/i_finally_got_my_wish_to_see_the_dinosaurs_for_48/ |
1f94ei3 | Surrounded by my family, I watched peacefully as I floated above my body into the afterlife. | My peace turned into dread as I watched the doctor shock my body back to life and another soul crawled inside it. | 402 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f94ei3/surrounded_by_my_family_i_watched_peacefully_as_i/ | pittoon | 1,725,483,327 | 11 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f94ei3/surrounded_by_my_family_i_watched_peacefully_as_i/ |
1fe5pss | "I can't wait to be inside you..." | In spirit form, I watched as my killer whispered to my corpse.. | 396 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fe5pss/i_cant_wait_to_be_inside_you/ | PotentOats | 1,726,045,759 | 17 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fe5pss/i_cant_wait_to_be_inside_you/ |
1fd8ahs | I looked down at my arm in horror when my cat lovingly nipped my skin revealing a complex system of wires and steel framework. | I fell backwards in my chair at the scream of agonizing fury echoing in my skull as the end-user realized his pilfered brain was now self-aware. | 389 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fd8ahs/i_looked_down_at_my_arm_in_horror_when_my_cat/ | TacticalNightmare | 1,725,938,084 | 8 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fd8ahs/i_looked_down_at_my_arm_in_horror_when_my_cat/ |
1fewlbt | My two children were the first to notice the unusual arrival on our street of three hearses and a crime scene cleaning service van, while my wife and I were busy preparing breakfast. | "Good morning sir, we were given an appointment here, but perhaps we're a little early?" | 384 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fewlbt/my_two_children_were_the_first_to_notice_the/ | halfbreath_ | 1,726,125,186 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fewlbt/my_two_children_were_the_first_to_notice_the/ |
1fbcwty | A smile crossed my face as I watched the heavily pregnant woman walk into my house to retrieve the free baby clothes I listed online. | She was in for a big surprise when I knocked her out with a lamp, and proceeded to performe a Cesarean to receive my new baby girl. | 384 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbcwty/a_smile_crossed_my_face_as_i_watched_the_heavily/ | bexdporlap | 1,725,731,680 | 11 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbcwty/a_smile_crossed_my_face_as_i_watched_the_heavily/ |
1ffwlab | As I signed the suicide packed like everyone else, I can’t help but wonder. | If the benevolent leader was going to lead us through the afterlife, why was he having everyone sign over their life savings and properties first.
Edit typos | 374 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffwlab/as_i_signed_the_suicide_packed_like_everyone_else/ | mandrewsutherland | 1,726,238,923 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffwlab/as_i_signed_the_suicide_packed_like_everyone_else/ |
1f9n3qr | Since my death I have been haunting my husband's second wife constantly | I need to warn her from him but I don't think she's getting the message. | 366 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9n3qr/since_my_death_i_have_been_haunting_my_husbands/ | Various-Engineer2114 | 1,725,544,490 | 10 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9n3qr/since_my_death_i_have_been_haunting_my_husbands/ |
1ff1yhm | While changing my toddler's diaper, i found a stent in his stool. | It was a few days after our ill dog with a stent in his heart, went missing. | 351 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff1yhm/while_changing_my_toddlers_diaper_i_found_a_stent/ | Weird-Flatworm860 | 1,726,145,973 | 29 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff1yhm/while_changing_my_toddlers_diaper_i_found_a_stent/ |
1ffbos8 | As I lay gasping and bleeding out, I reached for my phone to dial 999. | “Sorry sir, we only accept calls from phones produced after the iPhone 15.” | 353 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffbos8/as_i_lay_gasping_and_bleeding_out_i_reached_for/ | PonyPlayer619 | 1,726,170,742 | 26 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffbos8/as_i_lay_gasping_and_bleeding_out_i_reached_for/ |
1ffy2dz | After years of my mother badgering me to get my “beak” of a nose fixed so I’d look better onstage, I finally went and did it. | When I saw a man with the same nose looking for his missing daughter on the news, I started to wonder if that was the only reason. | 338 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffy2dz/after_years_of_my_mother_badgering_me_to_get_my/ | MintTheMartian | 1,726,242,597 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffy2dz/after_years_of_my_mother_badgering_me_to_get_my/ |
1fcyaz6 | After decades researching the virus that had blinded his son, Dr Hoor finally understood everything about it from cause to cure. | After vaccinating his grandchildren, he pressed the button that would detonate the thousands of virus bombs he had sent around the world and thought to himself “In the world of the blind, the one-eyed man is king” | 328 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcyaz6/after_decades_researching_the_virus_that_had/ | ThePangolinofDread | 1,725,910,643 | 17 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcyaz6/after_decades_researching_the_virus_that_had/ |
1fd6twy | [sep24] My wife stood up, looked at me, and said "you have a small dick and I never loved you." | Which was really horrifying because she was still cold and blue from being slowly strangled to death an hour ago. | 325 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fd6twy/sep24_my_wife_stood_up_looked_at_me_and_said_you/ | TheGreatGameDini | 1,725,933,543 | 12 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fd6twy/sep24_my_wife_stood_up_looked_at_me_and_said_you/ |
1fc6evb | "Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?" I whisper softly, my reflection staring back. | Behind me, my sister trembles in a pool of her own blood, while I stand before the mirror draped in her skin. | 323 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fc6evb/magic_mirror_on_the_wall_who_is_the_fairest_one/ | CL4R101 | 1,725,824,706 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fc6evb/magic_mirror_on_the_wall_who_is_the_fairest_one/ |
1fe8099 | We all know by now that earwigs don't actually crawl into your ears. | However, an "alarming" new study has found previously-unknown brain-eating larvae in 98.2% of participants' ear canals. | 321 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fe8099/we_all_know_by_now_that_earwigs_dont_actually/ | gauntletoflights | 1,726,054,866 | 15 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fe8099/we_all_know_by_now_that_earwigs_dont_actually/ |
1fdrwo9 | In fear of my son having somehow used the internet, I asked him where he had learned to say such sinister things. | After he simply said, "read it," I felt relief that his mind was still untainted as I collected his newest books for burning. | 325 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdrwo9/in_fear_of_my_son_having_somehow_used_the/ | Zeukah | 1,725,999,835 | 15 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdrwo9/in_fear_of_my_son_having_somehow_used_the/ |
1fbjr80 | "Don't worry boy," I told my dog as we sat on the beach together. | "After I starve, you will at least have something to eat." | 314 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbjr80/dont_worry_boy_i_told_my_dog_as_we_sat_on_the/ | GenericSpider | 1,725,750,407 | 18 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbjr80/dont_worry_boy_i_told_my_dog_as_we_sat_on_the/ |
1fg9b4a | If a werewolf turns enough people, they'll be free of the curse. | If you're one of the people that received the blood I donated, I'm sorry. | 317 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fg9b4a/if_a_werewolf_turns_enough_people_theyll_be_free/ | GenericSpider | 1,726,272,108 | 11 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fg9b4a/if_a_werewolf_turns_enough_people_theyll_be_free/ |
1f7x5cv | As my boyfriend and I were tripping on acid, the Purple Genie came and said we could be immortal by drinking the blood of small children. | Three weeks later we opened a daycare. | 312 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f7x5cv/as_my_boyfriend_and_i_were_tripping_on_acid_the/ | atombomb1945 | 1,725,361,602 | 18 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f7x5cv/as_my_boyfriend_and_i_were_tripping_on_acid_the/ |
1faxz03 | Went to visit my terminally ill brother in the hospital today. | He was energetic and happy but the doctor had a dark look. | 308 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1faxz03/went_to_visit_my_terminally_ill_brother_in_the/ | saggerk | 1,725,680,437 | 16 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1faxz03/went_to_visit_my_terminally_ill_brother_in_the/ |
1f9yft7 | Do these game developers even know what a real girl looks like? | I should send them some of *mine* so they can't keep pushing *their* agenda. | 308 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9yft7/do_these_game_developers_even_know_what_a_real/ | maninplainview | 1,725,572,765 | 29 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9yft7/do_these_game_developers_even_know_what_a_real/ |
1f9jlqz | I’m exhausted after working all day, but I know in the end that it will be worth it. | After all, the guards told me themselves that work will set me free. | 305 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9jlqz/im_exhausted_after_working_all_day_but_i_know_in/ | AMNathaniel | 1,725,534,041 | 13 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9jlqz/im_exhausted_after_working_all_day_but_i_know_in/ |
1f8rr6t | I always hear that my grandma fought the cancer with everything she had, even though it was pretty hopeless. | The other survivors tell me that when they cornered her, she killed four of the fleshy, tumor-covered beasts before turning the gun on herself. | 305 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8rr6t/i_always_hear_that_my_grandma_fought_the_cancer/ | Massive-Committee-93 | 1,725,452,121 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8rr6t/i_always_hear_that_my_grandma_fought_the_cancer/ |
1fhahfr | I always loved watching My 2 boys play war games with eachother in the yard | That love turned to horror when I realised my pistol was missing from my dresser. | 294 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhahfr/i_always_loved_watching_my_2_boys_play_war_games/ | technic7 | 1,726,400,222 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhahfr/i_always_loved_watching_my_2_boys_play_war_games/ |
1fgdvpm | The young woman wanted to be famous, to be remembered. | As her mother saw her case on a show about solving real murders, she cried, for her daughter's wish came true in the worst way. | 295 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgdvpm/the_young_woman_wanted_to_be_famous_to_be/ | ChocoGoodness | 1,726,287,372 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgdvpm/the_young_woman_wanted_to_be_famous_to_be/ |
1fcjv27 | The vampire sunk her teeth into my neck. | I moaned, “I knew you’d do that, that’s why I gave myself rabies.” | 289 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcjv27/the_vampire_sunk_her_teeth_into_my_neck/ | Heyplaguedoctor | 1,725,867,375 | 25 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcjv27/the_vampire_sunk_her_teeth_into_my_neck/ |
1f8b154 | The shuttle crashed into the ocean, but no souls were to be found inside, only a simple note left behind: | "being watched..
..they're not stars.." | 284 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8b154/the_shuttle_crashed_into_the_ocean_but_no_souls/ | Big_Monkey1382 | 1,725,396,848 | 17 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8b154/the_shuttle_crashed_into_the_ocean_but_no_souls/ |
1f9v0z3 | [SEP24] She bore all the hallmarks of a child in pain - from the haunted stares to the blue and purple marks she would colour on her arms and legs - though she swore no one was hurting her. | But after deciding to perform a home visit and finding her mum beaten and bruised in all the same places, the school finally understood her synaesthesia. | 283 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9v0z3/sep24_she_bore_all_the_hallmarks_of_a_child_in/ | movingstasis | 1,725,564,338 | 10 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9v0z3/sep24_she_bore_all_the_hallmarks_of_a_child_in/ |
1faelwb | When I killed the robots pretending to be my family, I was elated. | When I cut one open to search for a serial number, I could only ask myself why they filled them with meat, blood and organs. | 279 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1faelwb/when_i_killed_the_robots_pretending_to_be_my/ | The_Saint_Hallow | 1,725,627,676 | 11 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1faelwb/when_i_killed_the_robots_pretending_to_be_my/ |
1fczc8x | I stared in horror at the image that had just been sent to me from an unknown number, showing myself from behind, in this very room. | I spun around, staring wildly into the empty, silent bedroom, only to hear my phone ding once more: "Sorry, wrong number." | 273 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fczc8x/i_stared_in_horror_at_the_image_that_had_just/ | QueenYamma | 1,725,913,118 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fczc8x/i_stared_in_horror_at_the_image_that_had_just/ |
1fi1lv7 | I was told to turn a blind eye whenever I felt overwhelmed with my autism. | They never told me how hard it was to locate blind people in my area. | 263 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fi1lv7/i_was_told_to_turn_a_blind_eye_whenever_i_felt/ | darksideofthemoooo | 1,726,484,207 | 17 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fi1lv7/i_was_told_to_turn_a_blind_eye_whenever_i_felt/ |
1fgdzqy | Did you know a groups of crows is called a murder? | Did you also know that starving a group of crows before releasing them onto the man tied up in the basement, is also called a murder? | 267 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgdzqy/did_you_know_a_groups_of_crows_is_called_a_murder/ | Pudenator | 1,726,287,776 | 8 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgdzqy/did_you_know_a_groups_of_crows_is_called_a_murder/ |
1fc0alt | I ran outside, with a plate of food, to the poor woman about to pass out from starvation. | I could have given it to her much sooner, but there just weren't enough people around to witness, "the sweetest lady in the village", save the day once again. | 266 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fc0alt/i_ran_outside_with_a_plate_of_food_to_the_poor/ | Majesticdisaster01 | 1,725,808,957 | 8 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fc0alt/i_ran_outside_with_a_plate_of_food_to_the_poor/ |
1fem1aj | [SEP24] My son's face started turning blue after he sipped from the cup on the counter, so I ran to the phone as fast as I could. | When they answered, I hurriedly said "Are you done digging?". | 266 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fem1aj/sep24_my_sons_face_started_turning_blue_after_he/ | RScommitted | 1,726,091,008 | 17 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fem1aj/sep24_my_sons_face_started_turning_blue_after_he/ |
1fdu5nc | Morning sickness meds were hard to come by after the apocalypse | Even though it was made in 1953 it should still be effective, right? | 259 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdu5nc/morning_sickness_meds_were_hard_to_come_by_after/ | None | 1,726,005,578 | 14 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdu5nc/morning_sickness_meds_were_hard_to_come_by_after/ |
1ff0tam | As my twin and I were getting off the train with the others a doctor approached us. | As he examined us he said "You've been selected for special medical attention". | 252 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff0tam/as_my_twin_and_i_were_getting_off_the_train_with/ | Cold_Distance_7247 | 1,726,142,439 | 8 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff0tam/as_my_twin_and_i_were_getting_off_the_train_with/ |
1f8enhu | [SEP24] I'm not stupid, I know it is impossible for two blue-eyed parents to have a brown-eyed baby, so tell me who you cheated with! | I could have taken out my contacts, but then he would know I wasn't of 'pure blood,' and things would have only gotten worse. | 254 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8enhu/sep24_im_not_stupid_i_know_it_is_impossible_for/ | RaynaClay | 1,725,406,721 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8enhu/sep24_im_not_stupid_i_know_it_is_impossible_for/ |
1f9h2jp | You tapped the table in horror, trying desperately to get air through the blockage in your throat. | "Payment processed, your subscription has been reactivated", the implant spoke in your ear and the blockage opened up. | 251 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9h2jp/you_tapped_the_table_in_horror_trying_desperately/ | Gakoknight | 1,725,523,352 | 15 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9h2jp/you_tapped_the_table_in_horror_trying_desperately/ |
1fe59q2 | Jimmy miraculously came back to life after a failed surgery. | Unfortunately, no one can hear him during the cremation process. | 246 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fe59q2/jimmy_miraculously_came_back_to_life_after_a/ | wani_taro | 1,726,043,731 | 12 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fe59q2/jimmy_miraculously_came_back_to_life_after_a/ |
1f9pidr | [SEP24] I watch as the doctor that led me to my empty surgical theater injects an iridescent blue liquid into my IV bag and ask, “what is that, anesthesia?” | He tightens the straps tying me to the operating table before responding with a smile “no, just some industrial cleaning fluid that I found next to this coat.” | 244 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9pidr/sep24_i_watch_as_the_doctor_that_led_me_to_my/ | ThePoliteSnob | 1,725,550,828 | 15 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9pidr/sep24_i_watch_as_the_doctor_that_led_me_to_my/ |
1fdjymc | They're controlling us, I figured out how they wipe our minds | Nevermind, forgot what I was going to say | 239 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdjymc/theyre_controlling_us_i_figured_out_how_they_wipe/ | None | 1,725,980,395 | 8 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdjymc/theyre_controlling_us_i_figured_out_how_they_wipe/ |
1fdquvy | After the accelerator incident, the doctors found nothing wrong with me | So why does nobody seem to remember the existence of the other two scientists that were there with me? | 240 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdquvy/after_the_accelerator_incident_the_doctors_found/ | cacatuca | 1,725,997,257 | 10 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdquvy/after_the_accelerator_incident_the_doctors_found/ |
1fhpat3 | I heard a knock at the door at 3am last night. | When I opened the door, there was nothing there except a note that read “thank you for letting me in”. | 235 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhpat3/i_heard_a_knock_at_the_door_at_3am_last_night/ | BArrowsmith0702 | 1,726,439,913 | 15 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhpat3/i_heard_a_knock_at_the_door_at_3am_last_night/ |
1ff873n | "I've had enough of your attitude, you are being grounded!" | No matter how much I cried and begged, nothing stopped my mother from shoving my hand down the garbage disposal and pressing the on button. | 233 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff873n/ive_had_enough_of_your_attitude_you_are_being/ | Weaknesses13 | 1,726,162,044 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff873n/ive_had_enough_of_your_attitude_you_are_being/ |
1fbfqvy | Sending all our waste and pollutants 100 years into the future was a genius idea! | That is, it was a genius idea 100 years ago. | 233 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbfqvy/sending_all_our_waste_and_pollutants_100_years/ | FeedMeDarkness | 1,725,739,184 | 20 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbfqvy/sending_all_our_waste_and_pollutants_100_years/ |
1fa643k | The kids rolled their eyes when I promised to try to make it home for Christmas dinner this year. | That just gives me more motivation to break out of prison so that I can make them pay for getting me locked up. | 223 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fa643k/the_kids_rolled_their_eyes_when_i_promised_to_try/ | Bubu87xx | 1,725,595,163 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fa643k/the_kids_rolled_their_eyes_when_i_promised_to_try/ |
1fek82j | I was walking unnoticed when a puppy jumped to me searching for a hug | "Little guy" I told him "hasn't your owner told you how bad is having a car run over you?" | 224 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fek82j/i_was_walking_unnoticed_when_a_puppy_jumped_to_me/ | MinecraftGabbiano | 1,726,086,385 | 15 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fek82j/i_was_walking_unnoticed_when_a_puppy_jumped_to_me/ |
1f9a3y7 | AITA for refusing to dump my boyfriend just because my roommate wants me to? | He isn't even bloated yet and I do spray him with perfume! | 211 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9a3y7/aita_for_refusing_to_dump_my_boyfriend_just/ | None | 1,725,498,765 | 21 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9a3y7/aita_for_refusing_to_dump_my_boyfriend_just/ |
1fc3des | [SEP24] Violet really hated it when her husband had been drinking and started singing his favourite song. | Red and yellow and pink and green, orange and purple and blue,
I can beat a rainbow, beat a rainbow, a rainbow in to you. | 201 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fc3des/sep24_violet_really_hated_it_when_her_husband_had/ | ThePangolinofDread | 1,725,816,900 | 24 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fc3des/sep24_violet_really_hated_it_when_her_husband_had/ |
1fi7udd | The Lagoon Dweller is just a local legend, but a bunch of people insist he's responsible for all the recent drownings. | I guess I shouldn't complain if they're out hunting some monster instead of me. | 202 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fi7udd/the_lagoon_dweller_is_just_a_local_legend_but_a/ | GenericSpider | 1,726,501,312 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fi7udd/the_lagoon_dweller_is_just_a_local_legend_but_a/ |
1fibfu3 | I had always hated being considered a useless daughter. | Now that mom is dead and dad has no one else to go, though, I desperately wish I could go back to being useless. | 198 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fibfu3/i_had_always_hated_being_considered_a_useless/ | wildgooseberrymaggot | 1,726,509,854 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fibfu3/i_had_always_hated_being_considered_a_useless/ |
1fha1vh | "Subject H173-- eyes dull brown, regrettably no trace of Alexandria's Genesis," Dr. Belgar scrawled irritatedly in his notebook before setting it down on a nearby table. | Waiting until after the birthing vessel was wheeled away, he bisected the 173rd failure with the swift strike of a paring knife before tossing the fetal halves into the disposal shaft. | 190 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fha1vh/subject_h173_eyes_dull_brown_regrettably_no_trace/ | bluelizardK | 1,726,398,505 | 20 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fha1vh/subject_h173_eyes_dull_brown_regrettably_no_trace/ |
1fc3cgu | I always hated horror films... | But I had to cover the screams somehow | 187 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fc3cgu/i_always_hated_horror_films/ | None | 1,725,816,834 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fc3cgu/i_always_hated_horror_films/ |
1fiann9 | I excitedly read the message titled "Patch Notes" this morning. | "Huh, it doesn't seem to say what game this patch is for..." I thought, as reality distorted around me. | 181 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fiann9/i_excitedly_read_the_message_titled_patch_notes/ | pritjam | 1,726,507,926 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fiann9/i_excitedly_read_the_message_titled_patch_notes/ |
1f8vhlp | “Ghosts aren’t real.”, I told my son as I stumbled to the door. | Newly possessed bodies are so hard to control. | 172 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8vhlp/ghosts_arent_real_i_told_my_son_as_i_stumbled_to/ | rydikar1 | 1,725,461,969 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8vhlp/ghosts_arent_real_i_told_my_son_as_i_stumbled_to/ |
1f86vtp | Everybody knows somebody with something to hide. | It is your extraordinary misfortune that mine is the last thing you'll ever see. | 168 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f86vtp/everybody_knows_somebody_with_something_to_hide/ | gorwraith | 1,725,386,961 | 10 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f86vtp/everybody_knows_somebody_with_something_to_hide/ |
1fi9oeq | I asked a handsome man "have two questions, do you want to have a little alone time with me~ and am I pretty." | The handsome man couldnt resist and nodded quickly following me, but it was only when i took the mask off that he realized he was in trouble and asked him again, my voice deeper and demonic "am I pretty?" | 173 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fi9oeq/i_asked_a_handsome_man_have_two_questions_do_you/ | father_stolas | 1,726,505,603 | 32 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fi9oeq/i_asked_a_handsome_man_have_two_questions_do_you/ |
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