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1ffv7aw
If you want to nuke your enemy as a last resort, you best finish the job and leave no trace of them behind.
If they survive, you won't get a second chance.
169
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffv7aw/if_you_want_to_nuke_your_enemy_as_a_last_resort/
Necessary_Ad_2762
1,726,235,357
8
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffv7aw/if_you_want_to_nuke_your_enemy_as_a_last_resort/
1fcd7yf
“kiss me, save me” the words written in the mud read next to the frog with the sad eyes.
i chuckled as i walk past the terranium in the aquarium, no one is going to kiss a poison dart frog.
166
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcd7yf/kiss_me_save_me_the_words_written_in_the_mud_read/
stickfigurescalamity
1,725,843,439
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcd7yf/kiss_me_save_me_the_words_written_in_the_mud_read/
1f9yn1z
The highly advanced, experimental prison was hit with a power surge, changing the settings of its time-dilation module and locking the criminals inside their solitary confinement cells.
Repair crews would arrive to the prison within three hours of objective time- which is to say, roughly 340 million years of time within the time-dilation field.
165
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9yn1z/the_highly_advanced_experimental_prison_was_hit/
Massive-Committee-93
1,725,573,276
13
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9yn1z/the_highly_advanced_experimental_prison_was_hit/
1fgjp8j
The police thought I was prank calling them when I told them my son had eaten candy.
They only took me seriously after I explained Candy was our neighbours dog.
161
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgjp8j/the_police_thought_i_was_prank_calling_them_when/
Coconutjohn66
1,726,312,153
7
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgjp8j/the_police_thought_i_was_prank_calling_them_when/
1f8t8jh
[SEP24] When Blue Origin started offering free flights to space for those who otherwise could never afford it, I obviously jumped at the opportunity.
I mean, all they expect in return is 10 days of work in their new Venusian factory, so I would have been a fool to say no!
162
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8t8jh/sep24_when_blue_origin_started_offering_free/
RaynaClay
1,725,456,219
7
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8t8jh/sep24_when_blue_origin_started_offering_free/
1f9fjnz
"Is it normal for my two month old baby to form words this early?" I asked the doctor.
I couldn't tell him that my baby spoke to me last night, channeling my dead sister's voice.
161
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9fjnz/is_it_normal_for_my_two_month_old_baby_to_form/
Ghost_In_The_Shell_9
1,725,516,778
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9fjnz/is_it_normal_for_my_two_month_old_baby_to_form/
1fb6wpz
The room is hot and humid, and I feel compelled to open the door.
As I reach for the handle, a man yanked my back: “Don’t open the door, we will die from the radiation!” Edit: changed knob to handle (can be “dog handle” too but that sounds weird)
151
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fb6wpz/the_room_is_hot_and_humid_and_i_feel_compelled_to/
EraTsun
1,725,715,671
19
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fb6wpz/the_room_is_hot_and_humid_and_i_feel_compelled_to/
1fi4rw0
"Why?" I asked the man who murdered my mother.
"It's what you wanted." replied the man in the mirror.
146
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fi4rw0/why_i_asked_the_man_who_murdered_my_mother/
GoingBananasYT
1,726,493,657
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fi4rw0/why_i_asked_the_man_who_murdered_my_mother/
1fb7s2p
"you have such beautiful eyes and a big heart" he said as he gently put his hands on my cheeks
"i wonder how much they would sell for" was the last thing i heard before the world turned black.
148
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fb7s2p/you_have_such_beautiful_eyes_and_a_big_heart_he/
DarkDrag_on
1,725,718,196
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fb7s2p/you_have_such_beautiful_eyes_and_a_big_heart_he/
1fbm0yd
"I'd rather go to hell than suffer by your hand any longer!", she cried as she pulled the trigger of the gun she held against her temple.
"I promised I'd follow you anywhere, my love", I said to her lifeless body as I picked up the revolver and placed it to my own head.
148
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbm0yd/id_rather_go_to_hell_than_suffer_by_your_hand_any/
Lepke2011
1,725,757,315
11
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbm0yd/id_rather_go_to_hell_than_suffer_by_your_hand_any/
1fbtsfd
'With over 300 dead and several remaining missing, the origin of the blaze early this morning remains unknown'
The plans for expanding the railway and constructing the new mall/condo complexes could have been peaceful had the town just agreed to the buyout.
140
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbtsfd/with_over_300_dead_and_several_remaining_missing/
avilsta
1,725,787,412
7
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbtsfd/with_over_300_dead_and_several_remaining_missing/
1fgdc7z
It’s said that after death your brain is still active for several minutes.
I spent that time apologizing to her, admitting I have no self control.
139
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgdc7z/its_said_that_after_death_your_brain_is_still/
PhoenixReboot-
1,726,285,152
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgdc7z/its_said_that_after_death_your_brain_is_still/
1fa5zha
[SEP24] "These are the remains of a blue whale, the largest mammal on planet Earth"
"Yeah, well now how the fuck did it end up being the largest mammal on the moon?"
142
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fa5zha/sep24_these_are_the_remains_of_a_blue_whale_the/
derf_vader
1,725,594,750
15
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fa5zha/sep24_these_are_the_remains_of_a_blue_whale_the/
1ffnwjc
Sleep paralysis isn't so bad.
When you're the one standing in the corner.
133
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffnwjc/sleep_paralysis_isnt_so_bad/
UhDeMix
1,726,207,948
10
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffnwjc/sleep_paralysis_isnt_so_bad/
1fb02pn
Pointing the gun towards the woman who looked like my wife she screamed, “I’m the real one, I’m not the doppelgänger!”
I know, unfortunately for you, you’re not the one I married.
134
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fb02pn/pointing_the_gun_towards_the_woman_who_looked/
Xelto_Oreventa
1,725,688,177
12
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fb02pn/pointing_the_gun_towards_the_woman_who_looked/
1fbyt5a
I took my kids to go mushroom hunting in the woods today.
When my youngest looked up and said, “LOOK DADDY, AT THAT GIANT MUSHROOM RISING UP TO THE SKY!”
133
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbyt5a/i_took_my_kids_to_go_mushroom_hunting_in_the/
Kabocha00sama
1,725,804,995
7
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbyt5a/i_took_my_kids_to_go_mushroom_hunting_in_the/
1fdk7jm
When the aliens demanded half of all humanity voluntarily make a sacrifice of themselves to save the rest I hid and watched their ships leave with those unfortunate souls.
As the world begins to explode I reflect that they may have found the perfect way to select the better half.
129
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdk7jm/when_the_aliens_demanded_half_of_all_humanity/
None
1,725,981,012
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdk7jm/when_the_aliens_demanded_half_of_all_humanity/
1ffan5i
The men in white hats were supposed to be the good guys
But as I hang from the tallest tree, I asked myself, "Were those hats or hoods?"
126
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffan5i/the_men_in_white_hats_were_supposed_to_be_the/
ajmtz12
1,726,168,099
8
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffan5i/the_men_in_white_hats_were_supposed_to_be_the/
1ffwyrs
You’re supposed to love family no matter what but my little brother was the exception.
He used to make me watch him torture animals back home, which is why I tricked him into picking up a blue ringed octopus on our vacation.
130
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffwyrs/youre_supposed_to_love_family_no_matter_what_but/
tasteofhemlock
1,726,239,865
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffwyrs/youre_supposed_to_love_family_no_matter_what_but/
1ffkwyj
I found a USB drive labeled ‘Memories’ in my mailbox.
When I plugged it in, I saw videos of myself sleeping from the night before.
132
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffkwyj/i_found_a_usb_drive_labeled_memories_in_my_mailbox/
Willing_Profit_9873
1,726,197,088
9
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffkwyj/i_found_a_usb_drive_labeled_memories_in_my_mailbox/
1fg0sjb
The spring thaw always uncovered bodies up on the mountain.
Unfortunately, some of them always matched residents in the town who were alive and well.
127
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fg0sjb/the_spring_thaw_always_uncovered_bodies_up_on_the/
BlairDaniels
1,726,249,488
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fg0sjb/the_spring_thaw_always_uncovered_bodies_up_on_the/
1faywge
The world has officially made it to 12 billion people
There's not enough room for bodies to be buried so now you have the option to be eaten after death.
125
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1faywge/the_world_has_officially_made_it_to_12_billion/
rosie_purple13
1,725,683,670
35
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1faywge/the_world_has_officially_made_it_to_12_billion/
1fc71oa
I killed myself today because everything was just too much to bear,
As I lay in this unending, opaque darkness, I realise that suicide wasn't the answer and now I'll have to spend the rest of my predetermined time on the Earth, here.
127
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fc71oa/i_killed_myself_today_because_everything_was_just/
ki_RYU
1,725,826,307
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fc71oa/i_killed_myself_today_because_everything_was_just/
1fdngar
I was so excited to finally graduate that I posted online about my success everywhere I could.
As the bat wielding mob kicked down my door they just wouldn’t listen and let me explain that it was an autocorrect error and I was actually a PAEDIATRIC nurse!
121
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdngar/i_was_so_excited_to_finally_graduate_that_i/
ThePangolinofDread
1,725,988,962
8
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdngar/i_was_so_excited_to_finally_graduate_that_i/
1fd0q5n
I loved that dog, I really did, but I had to kill him.
It pained me to watch my wife dote over him constantly, claiming he was our dead son reincarnated and I had to break her of the notion that he was ever coming back.
120
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fd0q5n/i_loved_that_dog_i_really_did_but_i_had_to_kill/
derf_vader
1,725,916,464
17
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fd0q5n/i_loved_that_dog_i_really_did_but_i_had_to_kill/
1fa60sv
My doppelgänger approached me with madness in his eyes that frightened me.
“I can’t take much more of this, I’m begging you please take your life back,” he sobbed.
114
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fa60sv/my_doppelgänger_approached_me_with_madness_in_his/
Xelto_Oreventa
1,725,594,882
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fa60sv/my_doppelgänger_approached_me_with_madness_in_his/
1fegjap
[SEP24] “Blue one, red one!” I listened as my 4-year-old sat on the steps, announcing the color of every car that drove past our home.
As I lay on the porch swing clutching my chest, I keep imagining my baby saying, “Look, Mommy, a car is pulling up with red and blue lights!”
116
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fegjap/sep24_blue_one_red_one_i_listened_as_my_4yearold/
Ghost_In_The_Shell_9
1,726,077,243
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fegjap/sep24_blue_one_red_one_i_listened_as_my_4yearold/
1fdqc98
The carnival's so-called "psychic" said I would die of old age.
It's been hundreds of years; just how old do I need to be for this to end?
115
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdqc98/the_carnivals_socalled_psychic_said_i_would_die/
Condensed_Sarcasm
1,725,995,978
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdqc98/the_carnivals_socalled_psychic_said_i_would_die/
1fgr131
I tore down the old wallpaper in our new home, only to find the words "Help me, she's still here" scratched into the wood underneath.
That night, my wife hummed an unfamiliar tune as she slowly scraped at the walls in her sleep.
112
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgr131/i_tore_down_the_old_wallpaper_in_our_new_home/
Fuma4fun
1,726,334,029
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgr131/i_tore_down_the_old_wallpaper_in_our_new_home/
1fal0rl
I was confident that with my new diet and the statins I'd been prescribed, I'd be able to reduce my risk of heart attack.
My amazing wife's been helping by researching healthy foods, and the Facebook group she's in swears by grapefruit.
111
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fal0rl/i_was_confident_that_with_my_new_diet_and_the/
Ok_Dragonfruit4032
1,725,644,083
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fal0rl/i_was_confident_that_with_my_new_diet_and_the/
1fhqx20
I smiled from the back of the cop car as I watched the ambulance depart with my mutilated, but still living victims.
I knew they would survive just long enough to make it to the hospital where their mother was the emergency physician on duty.
106
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhqx20/i_smiled_from_the_back_of_the_cop_car_as_i/
RScommitted
1,726,444,440
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhqx20/i_smiled_from_the_back_of_the_cop_car_as_i/
1f8rl5s
I lay in bed, eyes squeezed shut, pretending to sleep as I waited for the tooth fairy.
But she never came, and I wished I could tell her that the rest of my teeth were in the kitchen, where my mommy and daddy saw me stealing a cookie.
111
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8rl5s/i_lay_in_bed_eyes_squeezed_shut_pretending_to/
Dr_HS98
1,725,451,620
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8rl5s/i_lay_in_bed_eyes_squeezed_shut_pretending_to/
1fg9ov9
The worst part of the Alien Invasion wasn't the moments where they acted strange and incomprehensible.
It was the moments where their armies acted just like ours.
104
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fg9ov9/the_worst_part_of_the_alien_invasion_wasnt_the/
Urbenmyth
1,726,273,268
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fg9ov9/the_worst_part_of_the_alien_invasion_wasnt_the/
1fgs65q
I always wanted to be a detective when I grew up.
It's fun, covering up all the murders and finding suspects to accuse.
108
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgs65q/i_always_wanted_to_be_a_detective_when_i_grew_up/
None
1,726,337,143
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgs65q/i_always_wanted_to_be_a_detective_when_i_grew_up/
1faijvn
“Please, I didn’t want to do it, but I had to,” I desperately plead to him for what feels like the millionth time.
No matter how many times I say it, I feel his cold glare as he hovers at the end of my bed.
108
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1faijvn/please_i_didnt_want_to_do_it_but_i_had_to_i/
ForgetTheDisharmony
1,725,637,887
8
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1faijvn/please_i_didnt_want_to_do_it_but_i_had_to_i/
1fhzzhb
My dad always said I had my mother's eyes.
Maybe that’s why he never let my black eye heal.
103
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhzzhb/my_dad_always_said_i_had_my_mothers_eyes/
SP7-Prakhar
1,726,477,410
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhzzhb/my_dad_always_said_i_had_my_mothers_eyes/
1ffd7j0
[SEP24] He held my hand and gently gazed into my eyes, a soft smile on his lips.
“Sweet darling, you’re pregnant,” he beamed with joy as he showed me the blue plus sign, not caring that my locked-in syndrome prevented me from showing any reaction.
106
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffd7j0/sep24_he_held_my_hand_and_gently_gazed_into_my/
pennyunwise13
1,726,174,565
10
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffd7j0/sep24_he_held_my_hand_and_gently_gazed_into_my/
1fe5v4k
‘Tick Tock’ I heard my kidnapper say as he pulled out an axe.
It was when he pulled out a phone afterwards that I made the connection.
109
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fe5v4k/tick_tock_i_heard_my_kidnapper_say_as_he_pulled/
Traditional_Gap_7041
1,726,046,428
12
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fe5v4k/tick_tock_i_heard_my_kidnapper_say_as_he_pulled/
1fbim4h
On tonight’s news bulletin, woman found in abandoned farm house, beaten,mutilated and starved.
It’s a good thing they found her when they did, I hadn’t checked in for weeks.
100
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbim4h/on_tonights_news_bulletin_woman_found_in/
Shaun_M_Gleeson
1,725,747,108
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbim4h/on_tonights_news_bulletin_woman_found_in/
1ff7ysk
I’d been an army surgeon for 25 years and treated wounds that would have reduced a normal person to a vomiting wreck. 
What broke me and turned me to drink was the simple removal of a small growth from a little boys back but as I cut into it a tiny pair of hands came out of the incision and pushed my blade away.
103
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff7ysk/id_been_an_army_surgeon_for_25_years_and_treated/
ThePangolinofDread
1,726,161,460
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff7ysk/id_been_an_army_surgeon_for_25_years_and_treated/
1fgysnb
ChatGPT’s incessant responses became almost infinite. Displayed on the screen virtually endlessly, it read, Are you still there?
102
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgysnb/chatgpts_incessant_responses_became_almost/
SilverTumbleweed5546
1,726,355,946
9
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgysnb/chatgpts_incessant_responses_became_almost/
1fcnwgt
[Sep24] After we got on the Blue Devil roller-coaster, I took my daughter's hand to comfort her and promised not to let go, no matter what.
When her restraint came open during the loop de loop, I kept my promise, her little hand all that remained when the coaster finally came to a stop.
102
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcnwgt/sep24_after_we_got_on_the_blue_devil/
KrunschGK
1,725,883,926
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcnwgt/sep24_after_we_got_on_the_blue_devil/
1fb9z08
My daughter said she loves coming to my house for dinner because her mom doesn't usually get much food.
Well, if they both knew their place, they wouldn't be living in the shed with the rest of the animals in the first place.
102
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fb9z08/my_daughter_said_she_loves_coming_to_my_house_for/
dalonley1
1,725,724,045
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fb9z08/my_daughter_said_she_loves_coming_to_my_house_for/
1f9n57t
[SEP24] When my wife left me, completely out of the blue, it was a relief that our neighbor stepped in to help me with the kids.
She's been such a saint through all of this so I am sure I must have misunderstood just now, when I overheard her asking my daughter if she wanted to go be with mommy tomorrow.
101
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9n57t/sep24_when_my_wife_left_me_completely_out_of_the/
RaynaClay
1,725,544,596
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9n57t/sep24_when_my_wife_left_me_completely_out_of_the/
1fhw0w8
I think my sims have become self-aware.
How else could they be reading my reddit post right now?
101
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhw0w8/i_think_my_sims_have_become_selfaware/
casscass1310
1,726,460,313
30
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhw0w8/i_think_my_sims_have_become_selfaware/
1fcq28s
I cried as I watched a beautiful sunrise this morning.
I looked at my text messages reading "I told you that you only were allowed one more".
103
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcq28s/i_cried_as_i_watched_a_beautiful_sunrise_this/
xxjamesiskingxx42
1,725,890,257
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcq28s/i_cried_as_i_watched_a_beautiful_sunrise_this/
1fak41x
"Whose your mommy, whose your mommy, come here", I say as I pick up the crying newborn.
Leaving his real mother in a puddle of her still warm blood with a gaping hole where her belly used to be.
99
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fak41x/whose_your_mommy_whose_your_mommy_come_here_i_say/
CL4R101
1,725,641,778
10
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fak41x/whose_your_mommy_whose_your_mommy_come_here_i_say/
1f9u0e7
After it started to rain, I Remembered that my mommy used to say that rain was God's tears
Now I ask myself, what did they do to make his tears burn?
99
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9u0e7/after_it_started_to_rain_i_remembered_that_my/
DarkShadow119
1,725,561,821
12
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9u0e7/after_it_started_to_rain_i_remembered_that_my/
1ffij7r
As my little brother was grabbing his ice cream from the truck I decided to check my phone.
I looked up and neither truck or brother were there, the ice cream he had gotten melting on the ground.
91
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffij7r/as_my_little_brother_was_grabbing_his_ice_cream/
Current-Tricky
1,726,189,680
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffij7r/as_my_little_brother_was_grabbing_his_ice_cream/
1fgv0qc
My parents always put my emotional welfare above everything else—no matter what happened, they’d always ask if I was feeling alright.
Covered in blood and gore, I wish they would show some emotion--anger, loathing, disgust, fear, anything--but as usual, they reply "Honey, are you feeling ok?"
88
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgv0qc/my_parents_always_put_my_emotional_welfare_above/
eldestreyne0901
1,726,345,174
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgv0qc/my_parents_always_put_my_emotional_welfare_above/
1fec5et
At the nail salon, I scanned through all the lovely colors, glitters, and designs available to choose from.
Twirling my flathead screwdriver in my hand, I decided to follow the woman leaving with a particularly pretty bejeweled red manicure.
88
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fec5et/at_the_nail_salon_i_scanned_through_all_the/
Try_Used
1,726,066,530
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fec5et/at_the_nail_salon_i_scanned_through_all_the/
1f9v8sm
I slapped my starving daughter when she tried to take a bite out of my food when I wasn't looking.
I didn't want it to be her last meal too. 
90
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9v8sm/i_slapped_my_starving_daughter_when_she_tried_to/
54321RUN
1,725,564,877
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9v8sm/i_slapped_my_starving_daughter_when_she_tried_to/
1f950x5
They told me that eternal life would be a curse.
After ten millenia, the only problem I've found has been finding a lover who *isn't* related to me.
86
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f950x5/they_told_me_that_eternal_life_would_be_a_curse/
Arskov
1,725,484,990
8
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f950x5/they_told_me_that_eternal_life_would_be_a_curse/
1fgjmdd
The experts always said sound doesn’t travel in outer space.
In truth, that’s the only place where you can hear Their echoing screams.
88
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgjmdd/the_experts_always_said_sound_doesnt_travel_in/
NYCSundayRain
1,726,311,845
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgjmdd/the_experts_always_said_sound_doesnt_travel_in/
1fhy5uy
I'm starting to think my girlfriend might be trying to hurt herself.
I can't think why else she'd keep setting me off like this.
85
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhy5uy/im_starting_to_think_my_girlfriend_might_be/
Cheeseanonioncrisps
1,726,468,884
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhy5uy/im_starting_to_think_my_girlfriend_might_be/
1fgl5k6
"That one looks like a dinosaur," said the father, pointing to the sky.
The youngest daughter pointed towards the city "Look daddy, that one looks like a mushroom."
88
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgl5k6/that_one_looks_like_a_dinosaur_said_the_father/
Nachekens
1,726,317,607
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgl5k6/that_one_looks_like_a_dinosaur_said_the_father/
1fgup81
I was nervous going into the casino for the first time, my friend told me he's a professional at roulette, so he placed a bet and the dealer spun the wheel
I don't know why I didn't stop him from putting the gun to his head
85
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgup81/i_was_nervous_going_into_the_casino_for_the_first/
Significant_Bag420
1,726,344,309
17
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgup81/i_was_nervous_going_into_the_casino_for_the_first/
1feyjyl
With great effort, the message from the first Alpha Centauri envoy was finally interpreted.
"Liquidate your canines, that we may live in harmony."
84
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1feyjyl/with_great_effort_the_message_from_the_first/
salaryboy
1,726,134,076
17
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1feyjyl/with_great_effort_the_message_from_the_first/
1fauhud
For the past two years, my kids and I have been travelling the country constantly since my wife's suicide.
The hitman she's hired to make sure we'll all stay together forever has never lost track of us and has a reputation to uphold.
84
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fauhud/for_the_past_two_years_my_kids_and_i_have_been/
Meowcate
1,725,669,187
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fauhud/for_the_past_two_years_my_kids_and_i_have_been/
1fadx5e
I’ve had a crush on Elizabeth since we were in the first grade, but she oddly rejected me when I asked her to be my girlfriend.
I’m worried that she isn’t in a good headspace, so I decided that as a longtime friend and admirer, it was my duty to keep her locked up and care for her until she got well.
83
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fadx5e/ive_had_a_crush_on_elizabeth_since_we_were_in_the/
None
1,725,625,637
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fadx5e/ive_had_a_crush_on_elizabeth_since_we_were_in_the/
1f9cnax
My abusive boyfriend’s court date was today,
Something tells me I won’t survive the night.
86
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9cnax/my_abusive_boyfriends_court_date_was_today/
Bigboy_burgers27
1,725,506,345
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9cnax/my_abusive_boyfriends_court_date_was_today/
1fh2il0
[SEP24] I don't know what was more terrifying.
Having to wake up next to my wife's pale, blue corpse or looking down and seeing my child latched to her leg with a stomach swollen up like a tick and pitch-black eyes staring intently in to mine.
81
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fh2il0/sep24_i_dont_know_what_was_more_terrifying/
RScommitted
1,726,367,916
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fh2il0/sep24_i_dont_know_what_was_more_terrifying/
1fh9anw
she bounces off the speed truck and stand up unscathed before running back towards us as if nothing happened.
we try to convince everyone she is nothing more than a once blindfolded doll we found on the side of the road but they look at us like we are crazy.
80
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fh9anw/she_bounces_off_the_speed_truck_and_stand_up/
stickfigurescalamity
1,726,395,386
7
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fh9anw/she_bounces_off_the_speed_truck_and_stand_up/
1fdge80
"Why the fuck can't I level up after killing so many zombies?!"
I realized what's wrong when I saw a policeman pointing his gun at me.
78
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdge80/why_the_fuck_cant_i_level_up_after_killing_so/
highdrome
1,725,970,554
7
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdge80/why_the_fuck_cant_i_level_up_after_killing_so/
1f8ccoa
I don't think today could get any worse!
first my boss calls me frantically on the way to daycare, then there were no spots at work in the shade left, and now i have to drive a hot, stinky car home.
80
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8ccoa/i_dont_think_today_could_get_any_worse/
sapphirerabbit6
1,725,400,063
7
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8ccoa/i_dont_think_today_could_get_any_worse/
1fh8xu7
We forced open the rotting barn doors, expecting only silence.
The children knelt around their parents, etching strange, ancient symbols into their skin, their mouths stained dark as they looked up with a quiet, dreadful understanding.
76
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fh8xu7/we_forced_open_the_rotting_barn_doors_expecting/
evidentlychickentown
1,726,393,870
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fh8xu7/we_forced_open_the_rotting_barn_doors_expecting/
1fgreyz
On our wedding night, I noticed a peculiar gown laid out on the bed, its texture unnervingly familiar—then I realized it was stitched from human skin.
My husband entered the room with a knife, smiling as he said, "There's an order for a bridal dress like this, and finding virgin skin is getting harder these days."
81
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgreyz/on_our_wedding_night_i_noticed_a_peculiar_gown/
Fuma4fun
1,726,335,098
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgreyz/on_our_wedding_night_i_noticed_a_peculiar_gown/
1fg5t5h
"Sweetie, there's no monster under your bed." I heard my mommy's voice.
As I hid under the bed, I cried when the monster walked into my room, mimicking what Mommy told me.
76
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fg5t5h/sweetie_theres_no_monster_under_your_bed_i_heard/
Ghost_In_The_Shell_9
1,726,262,328
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fg5t5h/sweetie_theres_no_monster_under_your_bed_i_heard/
1fg6q8c
"You can't do anything right in your miserable life," my wife replied.
I suppose she's right because even after I killed her, she still haunts me.
80
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fg6q8c/you_cant_do_anything_right_in_your_miserable_life/
UhDeMix
1,726,264,739
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fg6q8c/you_cant_do_anything_right_in_your_miserable_life/
1fbqb8v
They all made me try to let him go, but I couldn’t as I loved him too much.
I only realized the extent of my obsession when my home was infested with maggots and flies, feeding off of his carcass.
73
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbqb8v/they_all_made_me_try_to_let_him_go_but_i_couldnt/
Notunbreakable_
1,725,772,515
7
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbqb8v/they_all_made_me_try_to_let_him_go_but_i_couldnt/
1fcrrk6
I spent years honing my skills, cutting into countless bodies, determining which organs can be removed in what order while keeping the victims alive.
After I perfected the procedure, I made the first incision in myself, eagerly anticipating the sensation from both sides simultaneously.
73
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcrrk6/i_spent_years_honing_my_skills_cutting_into/
Outside_Normal
1,725,894,623
11
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcrrk6/i_spent_years_honing_my_skills_cutting_into/
1f9g56j
You know how if you see the ocean moving away from you, it means that there's a tsunami coming?
Turns out the universe works the same way.
70
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9g56j/you_know_how_if_you_see_the_ocean_moving_away/
Blue-Jay27
1,725,519,249
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9g56j/you_know_how_if_you_see_the_ocean_moving_away/
1f9dc5z
When we first captured footage of alien life, my research team hypothesized that the aliens reproduced asexually, due to their strange body configuration.
Eventually, I determined they reproduced by spreading knowledge about themselves, but only because most of my colleagues and friends were being treated for severe brain herniation.
74
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9dc5z/when_we_first_captured_footage_of_alien_life_my/
Massive-Committee-93
1,725,508,629
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9dc5z/when_we_first_captured_footage_of_alien_life_my/
1fccomx
I spiked a girl's drink at the bar and now I'm driving her home.
As my eyelids get heavy and the car starts to drift off the road I realize she had the same idea.
76
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fccomx/i_spiked_a_girls_drink_at_the_bar_and_now_im/
Kervinus
1,725,841,797
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fccomx/i_spiked_a_girls_drink_at_the_bar_and_now_im/
1f8pfv2
Mother used to say that the last tears a person cries will not be salty, but sweet as honey.
I kept thinking of it when I noticed that my tissues started attracting ants non stop.
70
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8pfv2/mother_used_to_say_that_the_last_tears_a_person/
Eb0n1eIv0r1
1,725,444,155
8
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8pfv2/mother_used_to_say_that_the_last_tears_a_person/
1ffkoup
My mother always warned me not to look directly at the deer we drove past.
Now that I can drive on my own, I wonder, why do some walk on just their hind legs?
71
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffkoup/my_mother_always_warned_me_not_to_look_directly/
OhMyWhatsHappening
1,726,196,384
7
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffkoup/my_mother_always_warned_me_not_to_look_directly/
1ff81fu
The coroner’s technicians began collecting the bloody bones and putting them in large a plastic trash bag.
“Hey, don’t do that - those are for the soup!”, I yelled while sitting handcuffed in the back seat of the police cruiser
75
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff81fu/the_coroners_technicians_began_collecting_the/
drrkorby
1,726,161,648
7
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff81fu/the_coroners_technicians_began_collecting_the/
1fcegeu
[SEP24] The young woman, eyes wide and nails clawing the hand around her throat, turned shades of blue as she struggled to breathe.
"Now,are you going to lay a hand on my grandbaby again, or do I need to squeeze harder?" the elderly woman snarled in a cold fury as she showed the daycare provider the now viral video.
73
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcegeu/sep24_the_young_woman_eyes_wide_and_nails_clawing/
Secret-Raisinette92
1,725,847,271
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcegeu/sep24_the_young_woman_eyes_wide_and_nails_clawing/
1fhxry6
There's only one thing more terrifying than wondering if you are alone.
And it is, knowing beyond a shadow of a doubt, that you are not.
73
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhxry6/theres_only_one_thing_more_terrifying_than/
ghostofkwanzaspast
1,726,467,205
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhxry6/theres_only_one_thing_more_terrifying_than/
1fbyt4a
As I lay on the gurney bleeding out, I hear a faint voice coming from above me.
“Well, he doesn’t have insurance so we’ll have to call it.”
72
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbyt4a/as_i_lay_on_the_gurney_bleeding_out_i_hear_a/
KadenthePenguin211
1,725,804,994
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbyt4a/as_i_lay_on_the_gurney_bleeding_out_i_hear_a/
1fb07gh
My twin brother died in a terrible accident but my mother screamed my name thinking it was me. That day I died and my brother lived for me.
68
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fb07gh/my_twin_brother_died_in_a_terrible_accident_but/
MafiaGattu
1,725,688,712
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fb07gh/my_twin_brother_died_in_a_terrible_accident_but/
1faq2mg
[SEP24] Waking up to find my obsessive ex-fiancee standing next to my hospital bed in her nurses uniform, I asked what she was doing here.
Dropping a syringe into the sharps bin with a smile she replied, "in about 15 seconds, I'll be calling a code blue."
66
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1faq2mg/sep24_waking_up_to_find_my_obsessive_exfiancee/
RaynaClay
1,725,656,860
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1faq2mg/sep24_waking_up_to_find_my_obsessive_exfiancee/
1fagy2t
[SEP24] Ever since I first saw the movie Deep Blue Sea, that has been my biggest fear.
They already kill plenty of us every year, but if humans ever realized how intelligent we are, nowhere in the ocean would be safe.
72
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fagy2t/sep24_ever_since_i_first_saw_the_movie_deep_blue/
RaynaClay
1,725,633,905
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fagy2t/sep24_ever_since_i_first_saw_the_movie_deep_blue/
1fi6aur
When teleportation was invented, with it came an issue know as "teleportation lag".
After teleporting to my home, I screamed in horror and agony upon realizing that my skin hadn't teleported yet.
67
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fi6aur/when_teleportation_was_invented_with_it_came_an/
MushroomSoup84
1,726,497,534
8
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fi6aur/when_teleportation_was_invented_with_it_came_an/
1fgiuk3
To most, it was a good thing that I donated my blood, saving strangers from death.
As the virus that introduces itself through the bloodstream controlled my every move and word, I blinked SOS to warn others before it‘s too late.
68
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgiuk3/to_most_it_was_a_good_thing_that_i_donated_my/
Traditional_Gap_7041
1,726,308,543
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgiuk3/to_most_it_was_a_good_thing_that_i_donated_my/
1fcvu9j
[SEP24] Despite the evil bastard not turning up to court, the judge granted Jenny her Degree Absolute and she was finally free of him.
She drove home, her heart lighter than it had been in years, singing a happy song as she daydreamed about the future she and her daughters could finally have, a song that died on her lips as she turned up the track and saw a sea of blue flashing lights outside her house.
70
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcvu9j/sep24_despite_the_evil_bastard_not_turning_up_to/
ThePangolinofDread
1,725,904,722
8
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcvu9j/sep24_despite_the_evil_bastard_not_turning_up_to/
1faq033
“We’ve been stuck on this goddamn ski lift for six hours, I’m gonna jump off even if I die!”
Six hours later, we’re still here, and I’ve been staring at her corpse for most of those six hours
66
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1faq033/weve_been_stuck_on_this_goddamn_ski_lift_for_six/
No-Manner5228
1,725,656,674
9
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1faq033/weve_been_stuck_on_this_goddamn_ski_lift_for_six/
1f8dcbx
My mom was sobbing when I awoke in the hospital bed, tightly squeezing my hand and calling me her favourite daughter.
I was so moved that I didn't want to spoil her happiness with question like where the donor organs came from, or why my twin sister didn't come to visit me.
65
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8dcbx/my_mom_was_sobbing_when_i_awoke_in_the_hospital/
WideEyedWand3rer
1,725,402,583
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8dcbx/my_mom_was_sobbing_when_i_awoke_in_the_hospital/
1fh7gx6
"Do it, do it". I whispered
Man, I love working on the suicide hotline
66
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fh7gx6/do_it_do_it_i_whispered/
whats-a-km
1,726,387,297
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fh7gx6/do_it_do_it_i_whispered/
1fdmpdh
"RUN RUN RUN!" my dad yelled, dragging me out of bed, down the stairs, and into the yard where my crying mom was waiting.
I knew even before my dad put that gun into my hand that it would be the last time I'd have to punish her for running away.
66
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdmpdh/run_run_run_my_dad_yelled_dragging_me_out_of_bed/
Bubu87xx
1,725,987,166
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdmpdh/run_run_run_my_dad_yelled_dragging_me_out_of_bed/
1fbns04
The nice man who picked me up from school said he would take me to my mom.
It’s been two hours, though, and we’re still not home.
61
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbns04/the_nice_man_who_picked_me_up_from_school_said_he/
Rockteh
1,725,763,170
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbns04/the_nice_man_who_picked_me_up_from_school_said_he/
1f8d6os
I took one last look at my wife's body, lying deadly pale amidst the offerings, and plunged the knife into my own heart.
As my vision grew dim and I called upon the spirits to exchange my life for her's, I heard a voice call out of the darkness: "Bargain rejected."
64
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8d6os/i_took_one_last_look_at_my_wifes_body_lying/
WideEyedWand3rer
1,725,402,165
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8d6os/i_took_one_last_look_at_my_wifes_body_lying/
1fetzsi
It didn’t make sense to me at first why the deckhand was yelling that our ship was sinking when we were in calm waters with no leaks in the hull.
That was until I looked over the side of the boat and saw thousands of hands, all digging into the steel and pulling us down closer and closer to the inky surface of the water.
63
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fetzsi/it_didnt_make_sense_to_me_at_first_why_the/
Nemothebird
1,726,114,805
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fetzsi/it_didnt_make_sense_to_me_at_first_why_the/
1f8vq25
All her life, I've dutifully warned her not to trust anyone, that they're all wolves in sheep's clothing who only want to cause her harm.
But I guess they finally got to her because she has started taking some pills that make me feel...suppressed...paralyzed...
62
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8vq25/all_her_life_ive_dutifully_warned_her_not_to/
RuinedWedding
1,725,462,533
9
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8vq25/all_her_life_ive_dutifully_warned_her_not_to/
1f7z6ab
I would give my own life, just to hear my sweet beautiful little girls voice again.
Turns out the kidnapper had a sick sense of humor and hearing those words, he kidnapped me so I would no longer have a life whilst still being able to hear my little girls screams.
65
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f7z6ab/i_would_give_my_own_life_just_to_hear_my_sweet/
CL4R101
1,725,368,016
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f7z6ab/i_would_give_my_own_life_just_to_hear_my_sweet/
1fhprez
My sister gets away with everything.
I wonder if it's because I'm the only one that can see her.
63
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhprez/my_sister_gets_away_with_everything/
Miss_Cherise_
1,726,441,189
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhprez/my_sister_gets_away_with_everything/
1f9w41f
As a popular funeral director, people have begged me to lower my prices.
But my art requires only the finest parts from the finest people, I can't have the riff raff getting mixed in.
61
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9w41f/as_a_popular_funeral_director_people_have_begged/
Agentjayjay1
1,725,566,959
2
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1fia1bi
My sister disappeared a week ago after my parents told her not to dress up as a Scarecrow for Halloween.
I miss her a lot but I wish the Crying coming from the fields would stop.
60
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fia1bi/my_sister_disappeared_a_week_ago_after_my_parents/
Mischievous_Neko
1,726,506,442
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fia1bi/my_sister_disappeared_a_week_ago_after_my_parents/
1fhuqvd
I smiled at my daughter as the bus she was on drived away for the first day at school.
When I saw the bus driver photo on a news report for an infamous child traffiker that authorities have never been able to catch, I realized that moment would be the last time I saw her.
61
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhuqvd/i_smiled_at_my_daughter_as_the_bus_she_was_on/
Beautiful-Pair8291
1,726,456,053
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhuqvd/i_smiled_at_my_daughter_as_the_bus_she_was_on/
1ffjfor
I could not believe my eyes when 10 million fireflies...
..burst through his skin as he lay asleep.
60
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffjfor/i_could_not_believe_my_eyes_when_10_million/
RScommitted
1,726,192,486
11
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffjfor/i_could_not_believe_my_eyes_when_10_million/