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**Dave Eddy:** Your eyes lit up when I mentioned the Xbox... |
**Justin Garrison:** I've watched some FPGA videos, and I'm just like "I can't do this. Like, this is too much", but I love it. But yeah, Xbox modding is what mostly put me through some of college. Modding people's Xboxes, and doing it for myself, and... Yeah. |
**Dave Eddy:** Yeah, I think you said that in like a comment or something on one of my videos. It's so cool. |
**Justin Garrison:** Dave, thanks so much for coming on the show and talking to us all about why we suck at programming and Bash. Where can people find you online? |
**Dave Eddy:** Yeah, thank you so much for having me. This is really awesome. You can find me online in a couple of places. The easiest way would be just to look up "You Suck at Programming." You'll find my YouTube, you'll find my Instagram, you'll find my TikTok. If that doesn't work for you, go to my website, daveedd... |
**Justin Garrison:** \[58:16\] It does. |
**Dave Eddy:** So yeah. So that's where you can find me. |
**Justin Garrison:** Can confirm. If you're listening to this in your car, pull over, pull up that terminal emulator on your Android phone or whatever you have, try to curl it. It looks great. |
**Autumn Nash:** Also, find his cringe script video on TikTok, because I laughed so hard. |
**Dave Eddy:** Thank you so much. Yes, I have a lot of videos where I will go over different scripts that people do, or submit, or even ones that I'll make up and pretend that other people have submitted. I don't actually pretend, I just straight up about it. But I will say, I'm not shy when I call scripts cringe and m... |
**Autumn Nash:** Dude, I was like dying. I was like "He did not write a whole script and make it cringe, and then like every level it went down, it got funnier..." I was like "I can't with him." I was like, I'd definitely be his friend. |
**Dave Eddy:** Oh, that's so nice. Thank you. Heck yeah. You know what? I'll drink some coffee now that we're friends. I'll try it. |
**Autumn Nash:** Now you're the odd person out, Justin. What now? What now? |
**Dave Eddy:** That's right. |
**Justin Garrison:** I tried coffee the other week. It was like a non-coffee thing. I'm like "No." I couldn't, I couldn't even -- |
**Autumn Nash:** Why did you do it without me? Like, we need to go find -- we need to go to one of those... |
**Justin Garrison:** It just tastes bad. |
**Autumn Nash:** No, we need to go at like a Starbucks roastery or something, or like a -- |
**Justin Garrison:** The coffee tastes bad. |
**Autumn Nash:** Wait, Justin. Hear me out. Gosh. We need to go and get you like a whole flight of different stuff and figure out what you like. What about a cold brew milkshake? It's a milkshake. |
**Justin Garrison:** If it has a coffee flavor, I don't like it. It's the same thing with alcohol. I don't drink alcohol. It tastes bad. |
**Autumn Nash:** I don't drink alcohol either. But coffee is amazing. What is wrong with you? You're broken. |
**Dave Eddy:** I agree with this so much. People are like -- |
**Autumn Nash:** Dave, you're my friend. |
**Dave Eddy:** This has like a s'mores chocolate taste. It's like, yeah, but it has a coffee taste too, so... |
**Justin Garrison:** Yeah, I know. It's like, the other flavor in there... Yeah, I don't like that one. |
**Dave Eddy:** Yeah. I agree, 100%. |
**Justin Garrison:** And - side quest on drinks. Like, they're also just so expensive. |
**Dave Eddy:** Oh my God, yeah. |
**Justin Garrison:** And I'm just like, you know what? If I don't like the taste of the coffee or the alcohol, I'm not going to drink it. I can just go have something -- like, you know what? Like, bars give me free cherry Cokes. Because it's like "Oh, you're the designated driver." I'm like "Yeah, that's it. I'm the DD... |
**Dave Eddy:** That's right. |
**Autumn Nash:** Okay, but when there's coffee drinks mixed with other flavors, I get mad, because I just want it to taste like coffee. |
**Justin Garrison:** No, the coffee is the bad part. |
**Dave Eddy:** That's insane. That's insane. Yeah, the coffee is the bad part. |
**Autumn Nash:** Also, I don't drink alcohol because I'd rather save the calories for like Cinnabons, or like things that taste good. |
**Justin Garrison:** There's better uses of those calories. |
**Autumn Nash:** Yes. Like, I'm just like, "Y'all do that, and I'm going to get dessert. And then I'll like judge you drunk people and drive you home after." |
**Dave Eddy:** Yeah, that's fine. |
**Autumn Nash:** I just give my drink tickets to friends. |
**Justin Garrison:** Oh yeah, absolutely. And you make more friends that way, too. |
**Autumn Nash:** You make so many friends that way. |
**Justin Garrison:** Every conference. "Here you go. You want a drink ticket?" |
**Autumn Nash:** I've made so many friends. I'm just like "Do you want another drink?" And then I sit there, stuffing my face with all the nachos and food. I show up to tech stuff for food. I'm like "Who's going to feed me?" |
**Dave Eddy:** Give away the drink voucher and be like "I've earned these calories." |
**Autumn Nash:** If it's between brownies or a Cinnabon or nachos and a drink, I am a hundred percent going to get a strawberry lemonade and go live my best life with that brownie or like nachos or something. |
**Justin Garrison:** Free idea for every conference - give out taco tickets. |
**Autumn Nash:** Look, I would show up. Like, I plan whole vacations around food and show up to weddings for the cake. Okay? Like, I want to go to Italy to just eat my way through it. I'll be like "Oh, look at the pretty building", and like shove pasta in my face. |
**Justin Garrison:** Awesome. Okay, well, thank you so much, Dave, for coming to the show. We'll talk to you again soon. |
**Dave Eddy:** Awesome. Yeah, thank you so much. Thank you for having me. |
• Justin and Autumn discuss their upcoming talks at GitHub Universe, All Things Open, and Scale |
• The CFP for Scale closes on November 1st |
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