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I tried to resist the miasma of 2016 hating, but there’s no escape from the vortex of suck.
I tried to resist the miasma of 2016 hating,
but there’s no escape from the vortex of suck.
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Evidently my source has been feeding me outright bullshit on the biggest stage.
Evidently my source has been feeding me
outright bullshit on the biggest stage.
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What should have been the biggest gay party weekend of the year quickly turns into every gay and lesbian's worst nightmare!
What should have been the biggest gay party weekend of the
year quickly turns into every gay and lesbian's worst nightmare!
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So there you are, minding your own business on a nice, clear day when you suddenly get totally killed by a big damn chunk of ice falling out of the sky.
So there you are, minding your own business on a nice, clear day when you
suddenly get totally killed by a big damn chunk of ice falling out of the sky.
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And Nugent’s threatening words were nothing new; in 2007, he held up two machine guns at a concert and told Obama to “suck on my machine gun,” adding, “Hillary, you might want to ride one of these into the sunset, you worthless bitch.”
And Nugent’s threatening words were nothing new; in 2007, he held up two machine guns at a concert and told Obama to “suck
on my machine gun,” adding, “Hillary, you might want to ride one of these into the sunset, you worthless bitch.”
91,305
Blames women, society and the media for 'toxic' attitude to penis size
Blames women, society and the media
for 'toxic' attitude to penis size
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Also, he refers to Damon as “that dick from Blur,” because of course he does.
Also, he refers to Damon as “that dick
from Blur,” because of course he does.
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The fact is that I have never been able to fully recover from any of the problems that I've had … if I continue to pick up everything before I have properly conquered these problems and nipped them in the bud, I will be totally and utterly fucked.
The fact is that I have never been able to fully recover from any of the problems that I've had … if I continue
to pick up everything before I have properly conquered these problems and nipped them in the bud, I will be totally and utterly fucked.
91,308
Religious terrorists have murdered, raped, and enslaved thousands across the globe and threaten tens of thousands more.
Religious terrorists have murdered, raped, and enslaved thousands
across the globe and threaten tens of thousands more.
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bound amputee saying 'I was about to kick her in the f***ing nub'
bound amputee saying 'I was about
to kick her in the f***ing nub'
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Soto died of fever with his expedition in ruins; along the way his men had managed to rape, torture, enslave, and kill countless Indians.
Soto died of fever with his expedition in ruins; along the way his
men had managed to rape, torture, enslave, and kill countless Indians.
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Saying “you may know Lively as that crazy guy … attempting to take back the rainbow as a symbol from the gays,” Oliver added, “Scott Lively is clearly an idiot, and luckily, over here we just get to laugh at him.”
Saying “you may know Lively as that crazy guy … attempting to take back the rainbow as a symbol from the gays,”
Oliver added, “Scott Lively is clearly an idiot, and luckily, over here we just get to laugh at him.”
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The email chain concluded with Reines writing that Hastings should "Fuck Off" and "Have a good life."
The email chain concluded with Reines writing that Hastings should "
Fuck Off" and "Have a good life."
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Man has his penis amputated after deliberately overdosing on Viagra to impress his girlfriend
Man has his penis amputated after deliberately
overdosing on Viagra to impress his girlfriend
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Totally pulling this out of my ass, not that I have the swords to test it Starting with the first line, and most importantly, would be the swords 1+1 = 1 (3 swords) Bound + ?
Totally pulling this out of my ass, not that I have the swords to test it Starting with the first
line, and most importantly, would be the swords 1+1 = 1 (3 swords) Bound + ?
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“And I could have killed him,” Clinton continued, “but I would have to destroy a little town called Kandahar in Afghanistan and kill 300 innocent women and children, and then I would have been no better than him.
“And I could have killed him,” Clinton continued, “but I would have to destroy a little town
called Kandahar in Afghanistan and kill 300 innocent women and children, and then I would have been no better than him.
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Mike Isikoff is about as far from being a Clinton-lover as it’s possible to be on an outpatient basis: he was last seen chasing down a semen-stained dress.
Mike Isikoff is about as far from being a Clinton-lover as it’s possible to
be on an outpatient basis: he was last seen chasing down a semen-stained dress.
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The shoe of every Palestinian child has more respect than the stupid MK Hazan."
The shoe of every Palestinian child has more
respect than the stupid MK Hazan."
91,318
Oh, some poor woman is crying, that must mean the man is guilty, let’s all disregard proof and evidence, because she has a vagina.
Oh, some poor woman is crying, that must mean the man is guilty
, let’s all disregard proof and evidence, because she has a vagina.
91,319
Another rebel yells: 'The collaborators of America are dogs and pigs.
Another rebel yells: 'The collaborators
of America are dogs and pigs.
91,320
Most memorably, Kelly pressed Trump on having referred to women he dislikes as “fat pigs, dogs, slobs and disgusting animals.”
Most memorably, Kelly pressed Trump on having referred to women he dislikes
as “fat pigs, dogs, slobs and disgusting animals.”
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The mainstream media just LOVED showing this video of a loudmouth idiot who crashed a Ted Cruz press conference and screamed about Cruz being a bigot and other assorted idiotic leftwing epithets:
The mainstream media just LOVED showing this video of a loudmouth idiot who crashed a Ted
Cruz press conference and screamed about Cruz being a bigot and other assorted idiotic leftwing epithets:
91,322
It’s Samantha’s 18th birthday and we got her what she really wanted a Rabbit sex toy.
It’s Samantha’s 18th birthday and we got
her what she really wanted a Rabbit sex toy.
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We are inclined to speak to machines loudly, slowly: not unlike talking to a stupid child, as one friend puts it.
We are inclined to speak to machines loudly, slowly: not
unlike talking to a stupid child, as one friend puts it.
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This story is all about how one dumbass, butterbar Lieutenant (me) planned, coordinated, and executed one such range and nearly got a lot of people maimed doing so.
This story is all about how one dumbass, butterbar Lieutenant (me) planned, coordinated
, and executed one such range and nearly got a lot of people maimed doing so.
91,325
Visit The Ugly Indian and you are asked a question with 4 options.
Visit The Ugly Indian and you are
asked a question with 4 options.
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And here's the horse-shit outrage-porn where people are tripping over themselves to be offended at this guy's bowling shirt that has apparently set back the civil rights movement by a decade or two.
And here's the horse-shit outrage-porn where people are tripping over themselves to be offended at
this guy's bowling shirt that has apparently set back the civil rights movement by a decade or two.
91,327
About ten others badgered her for money, a couple of whom said "Fuck you!"
About ten others badgered her for money, a
couple of whom said "Fuck you!"
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The problem is that Google’s AI is too stupid to be meaningfully helpful at this stage.
The problem is that Google’s AI is too
stupid to be meaningfully helpful at this stage.
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An Imgur user has accidentally mistaken the world's population for imbeciles after claiming to have spent 47 years in the Illuminati.
An Imgur user has accidentally mistaken the world's population for
imbeciles after claiming to have spent 47 years in the Illuminati.
91,330
“Fuck Africa,” snarls the young Moroccan kid as he pushes past the café table, spitting on the ground and sticking his middle finger up at my Senegalese translator, Babs.
“Fuck Africa,” snarls the young Moroccan kid as he pushes past the café table
, spitting on the ground and sticking his middle finger up at my Senegalese translator, Babs.
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When his wife found the message later, she snapped, taking a pair of scissors and cutting the man’s penis off while he slept.
When his wife found the message later, she snapped, taking a
pair of scissors and cutting the man’s penis off while he slept.
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But it's now an officially scored move of the FIG (International Gymnastics Federation), and she hopes to take her Dick all the way to the Rio Olympics.
But it's now an officially scored move of the FIG (International Gymnastics Federation)
, and she hopes to take her Dick all the way to the Rio Olympics.
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absolutely the fuck not pic.twitter.com/hW2AnDpI9g — Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) November 14, 2016
absolutely the fuck not pic.twitter.com/hW2AnDpI9g — Ashley
Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) November 14, 2016
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Well, unless your fuck partner gets off on getting scratched the hell up by sharp objects.
Well, unless your fuck partner gets off on
getting scratched the hell up by sharp objects.
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“What should I ask the president at this stupid Jeffrey breakfast?”
“What should I ask the president
at this stupid Jeffrey breakfast?”
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That's not because he's washed up (or because he lost to ShinAkuma666 in pools or because he's in jail - fuck you, stream chat).
That's not because he's washed up (or because he lost to ShinAkuma666
in pools or because he's in jail - fuck you, stream chat).
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As long as the motherfucking government let us keep food stamps… we gonna be good, but the first time this nigga pass a law talking about he taking Louisiana purchase, shit going to get ugly.
As long as the motherfucking government let us keep food stamps… we gonna be good, but the
first time this nigga pass a law talking about he taking Louisiana purchase, shit going to get ugly.
91,338
You know the type—loud music, Solo cups of beer, and somebody doing something drunk and stupid before the end of the night.
You know the type—loud music, Solo cups of beer,
and somebody doing something drunk and stupid before the end of the night.
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Add on the fact, that women who spend years growing out gorgeous, beautiful hair get nagged by rude idiots to cut it off and donate to this scam charity.
Add on the fact, that women who spend years growing out gorgeous, beautiful hair
get nagged by rude idiots to cut it off and donate to this scam charity.
91,340
He even earned the "honor" of being featured on Penn & Teller's Bullshit!
He even earned the "honor" of
being featured on Penn & Teller's Bullshit!
91,341
Many Japanese feared the "American devils raping and devouring Japanese women and children."[
Many Japanese feared the "American devils raping
and devouring Japanese women and children."[
91,342
You can't blame them for the Stoudemire-Diaw suspensions because they correctly interpreted a stupid, idiotic, foolish, moronic, brainless, unintelligent, foolhardy, imprudent, thoughtless, obtuse and thickheaded rule.
You can't blame them for the Stoudemire-Diaw suspensions because they correctly interpreted a stupid, idiotic
, foolish, moronic, brainless, unintelligent, foolhardy, imprudent, thoughtless, obtuse and thickheaded rule.
91,343
Also, since you clicked this, you probably haven’t gotten anything for her yet, or, even worse, you feel like what you bought is terrible and are trying to make sure you didn’t entirely fuck it up.
Also, since you clicked this, you probably haven’t gotten anything for her yet, or, even worse,
you feel like what you bought is terrible and are trying to make sure you didn’t entirely fuck it up.
91,344
Attention Kim Kardashian: You Can't Sue Another Woman For Having A Big Ass And An Instagram Account
Attention Kim Kardashian: You Can't Sue Another
Woman For Having A Big Ass And An Instagram Account
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You are a fragile near naked chap/lass, marooned in a deadly and unforgiving wilderness.
You are a fragile near naked chap/lass
, marooned in a deadly and unforgiving wilderness.
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A man in a striped sweater — later identified as Stanton — approached from behind, yelling “you idiot” before sending Adams flying down the flight of stairs.
A man in a striped sweater — later identified as Stanton — approached from behind
, yelling “you idiot” before sending Adams flying down the flight of stairs.
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Which is why it’s so much fun just to stick the hot shiv in their flabby hides and watch them squeal in pain.
Which is why it’s so much fun just to stick the
hot shiv in their flabby hides and watch them squeal in pain.
91,348
"You are asking this House to vote on something, and you haven't verified it, you don't know what these groups are all about," Dicks said.
"You are asking this House to vote on something, and you haven't verified
it, you don't know what these groups are all about," Dicks said.
91,349
It’s time to put “the Civil War wasn’t about slavery” bullshit to rest.
It’s time to put “the Civil War
wasn’t about slavery” bullshit to rest.
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Surprised the Nation of Islam ain’t tried to find you Have a rally out in L.A., we gon fuck it up
Surprised the Nation of Islam ain’t tried to find you
Have a rally out in L.A., we gon fuck it up
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Similarly, if you did a google search for “whore” or its slang “hoe,” the results are a lot less black and more white, lots and lots of white women...and garden tools.
Similarly, if you did a google search for “whore” or its slang “hoe,” the
results are a lot less black and more white, lots and lots of white women...and garden tools.
91,352
WWF warned that drivers who can park in the middle of a space will soon share the fate of people who knew not to park four feet from the fucking kerb, extinct since 1993.
WWF warned that drivers who can park in the middle of a space will soon share the fate
of people who knew not to park four feet from the fucking kerb, extinct since 1993.
91,353
“You know, I never did it because I always thought I would end up fucking the female rapper, fucking the business up.
“You know, I never did it because I always thought I
would end up fucking the female rapper, fucking the business up.
91,354
A sculpture of a beaver with a giant vagina has has torn the sleepy town of Bemidji, Minnesota asunder, awakening ardent debate about the right to bear labia—and inspiring mischievous, sticky-goo-squirting vandals.
A sculpture of a beaver with a giant vagina has has torn the sleepy town of Bemidji, Minnesota asunder,
awakening ardent debate about the right to bear labia—and inspiring mischievous, sticky-goo-squirting vandals.
91,355
In another, that same fellow mouth-fucks his girlfriend's evil sentient wart to completion.
In another, that same fellow mouth-fucks
his girlfriend's evil sentient wart to completion.
91,356
He replied: "This is why I am giving interview to you, and not to people who are coming up with stupid things like this.
He replied: "This is why I am giving interview to you,
and not to people who are coming up with stupid things like this.
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“I’m tired of this shit and I know everybody else is tired of it, too.
“I’m tired of this shit and I
know everybody else is tired of it, too.
91,358
Taboos against what we would today consider pretty mild exclamations like "damn!"
Taboos against what we would today consider
pretty mild exclamations like "damn!"
91,359
Attwater, who has pleaded not guilty to manslaughter and aggravated sexual assault, later said: “I didn’t know a fucking hug can kill you,” Strickland said on Tuesday.
Attwater, who has pleaded not guilty to manslaughter and aggravated sexual assault, later said:
“I didn’t know a fucking hug can kill you,” Strickland said on Tuesday.
91,360
Women are so devalued, men look to other men and boys for sexual pleasure.
Women are so devalued, men look to
other men and boys for sexual pleasure.
91,361
The latest season of Seduce Me—which premieres next Monday, November 22, on the Sundance Web site (and then on V.O.D. on December 8)—promises more of the same slack-jawed “What the fuck am I looking at?”
The latest season of Seduce Me—which premieres next Monday, November 22, on the Sundance Web site (and
then on V.O.D. on December 8)—promises more of the same slack-jawed “What the fuck am I looking at?”
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It'll sound just as stupid and morally bankrupt the second time.
It'll sound just as stupid
and morally bankrupt the second time.
91,363
Researchers at the Institute for Studies found the latest Nokia smartphone has an extensive vocabulary, a built-in calculator and is not permanently ripped to the tits on low-grade skunk.
Researchers at the Institute for Studies found the latest Nokia smartphone has an extensive vocabulary, a
built-in calculator and is not permanently ripped to the tits on low-grade skunk.
91,364
"I got so bad I would to masturbate up to 47 times a day," she said.
"I got so bad I would to masturbate up
to 47 times a day," she said.
91,365
Stripped of everything that defined him as a part of the world, there was one more thing that Dick Whitman had to leave behind.
Stripped of everything that defined him as a part of the world,
there was one more thing that Dick Whitman had to leave behind.
91,366
The whole gay thing fits right into the oppressed people's bag with the church.
The whole gay thing fits right into the
oppressed people's bag with the church.
91,367
There is no bigot like a proud bigot, and the televangelist John Hagee is unabashedly proud of the fact that he hates Catholics and gays.
There is no bigot like a proud bigot, and the televangelist John
Hagee is unabashedly proud of the fact that he hates Catholics and gays.
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We’re gonna have a lot of big tits, short skirts, and tons of incest bait.
We’re gonna have a lot of big tits
, short skirts, and tons of incest bait.
91,369
The first tweet, sent out at around 10 am EST read, http://www.betheloic.org HACKED Reason:religious idiocy and foh dah lulz #Anonymous #AntiSec #OWS #ROOTED #DAWKINS.
The first tweet, sent out at around 10 am EST read, http://www.betheloic.org HACKED Reason:
religious idiocy and foh dah lulz #Anonymous #AntiSec #OWS #ROOTED #DAWKINS.
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He wanted me to contact some of my underworld pals in a plan to kill Hitler.”
He wanted me to contact some of my underworld
pals in a plan to kill Hitler.”
91,371
Demi called Stalker Sarah a “leech” before saying, “stay the f*** away from me.”
Demi called Stalker Sarah a “leech” before saying,
“stay the f*** away from me.”
91,372
Blackface is big international news at the moment, after numerous German fans turned up to a recent World Cup match against Ghana sporting the preferred face-paint of morons and racists everywhere.
Blackface is big international news at the moment, after numerous German fans turned up to a
recent World Cup match against Ghana sporting the preferred face-paint of morons and racists everywhere.
91,373
Hillary revealed that she thinks more than a quarter of Americans are racist, sexist, homophobic, Islamophobic, and bigots of every kind.
Hillary revealed that she thinks more than a quarter of Americans are racist
, sexist, homophobic, Islamophobic, and bigots of every kind.
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Or, in a nutshell: Teleprompter Trump, incredibly, managed not to fuck up his response to the Las Vegas shooting.
Or, in a nutshell: Teleprompter Trump, incredibly, managed
not to fuck up his response to the Las Vegas shooting.
91,375
Belfort’s first boss told him the keys to success were masturbation, cocaine and hookers.
Belfort’s first boss told him the keys
to success were masturbation, cocaine and hookers.
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captainwaffles Profile Blog Joined February 2009 United States 995 Posts #5 Goody's got this shit :D woot!
captainwaffles Profile Blog Joined February 2009 United States 995 Posts
#5 Goody's got this shit :D woot!
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× Police: Man offered to help lost woman, raped her behind dumpster
× Police: Man offered to help
lost woman, raped her behind dumpster
91,378
Warwick’s new kit trades reliability for flexibility so you have options beyond “ult a poor bastard and hope they die."
Warwick’s new kit trades reliability for flexibility so you have options
beyond “ult a poor bastard and hope they die."
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“None of the Republicans are ‘I hate trans people’ or ‘I hate gays,’” she said.
“None of the Republicans are ‘I hate trans people
’ or ‘I hate gays,’” she said.
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Or is it the passengers asses that seem to to fit into my personal space like a pornographic jig-saw puzzle?
Or is it the passengers asses that seem to to fit
into my personal space like a pornographic jig-saw puzzle?
91,381
The antipathy to the ‘tone argument’ is bullshit, while anger doesn’t change the content of an argument it does make that argument more palatable and many people more likely to listen.
The antipathy to the ‘tone argument’ is bullshit, while anger doesn’t change the content
of an argument it does make that argument more palatable and many people more likely to listen.
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That prompted a strong backlash, including a piece that I wrote: “Why are so many smart people such idiots about philosophy?“
That prompted a strong backlash, including a piece that I wrote:
“Why are so many smart people such idiots about philosophy?“
91,383
Mohammed Abad from Edinburgh lost his penis when he was dragged 600ft by a car when he was just six years old.
Mohammed Abad from Edinburgh lost his penis when he was dragged 600
ft by a car when he was just six years old.
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'cuz you never can tell where that goddamn Searcy County patrol cop
'cuz you never can tell where
that goddamn Searcy County patrol cop
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Or if you’ve got a partner, you can get your partner to insert their finger or fingers inside your vagina in the front wall of your body in a sort of a J curve.”
Or if you’ve got a partner, you can get your partner to insert their finger or fingers
inside your vagina in the front wall of your body in a sort of a J curve.”
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So let’s not dwell on the flying faecal matter… Let us buff our beards and leave the media monkeys to clean up the shit when it hits the fan.
So let’s not dwell on the flying faecal matter… Let us buff our beards
and leave the media monkeys to clean up the shit when it hits the fan.
91,387
So are the emotional tricks of Mormonism that fool people everyday.
So are the emotional tricks of
Mormonism that fool people everyday.
91,388
× Reinholds man arrested for having sex with miniature horse in Ephrata
× Reinholds man arrested for having
sex with miniature horse in Ephrata
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The shit hits the fan,” Albee said in an interview with Playbill in 2002.
The shit hits the fan,” Albee
said in an interview with Playbill in 2002.
91,390
Damn you guys who make a girl feel unsafe when they go to a festival.
Damn you guys who make a girl feel
unsafe when they go to a festival.
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Female orgasms rely on penis size and mental focus, but not the duration of foreplay, according to a new study.
Female orgasms rely on penis size and mental focus, but
not the duration of foreplay, according to a new study.
91,392
Caitlyn Jenner’s publicly acclaimed “coming out” confused the shit out of me.
Caitlyn Jenner’s publicly acclaimed “coming out
” confused the shit out of me.
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Watch The drunken brain-child of NY's self-professed HOTTEST comedians Liza Treyger and Sabrina Jalees.
Watch The drunken brain-child of NY's self
-professed HOTTEST comedians Liza Treyger and Sabrina Jalees.
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Like those old school concert flyers you'd see for Led Zeppelin or some shit.
Like those old school concert flyers you'd
see for Led Zeppelin or some shit.
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The number one thing I get asked is, "Why can't I play this on my platform, damn it?"
The number one thing I get asked is, "Why ca
n't I play this on my platform, damn it?"
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So don't freak out at the specifics, and trust that Garry and Co. aren't going to totally fuck up the game.
So don't freak out at the specifics, and trust that
Garry and Co. aren't going to totally fuck up the game.
91,397
Series Modern Family and 30 Rock, features Bridesmaids and Crazy, Stupid, Love and Louis C.K. landed the most nominations, five each, at the 2nd annual Comedy Awards.
Series Modern Family and 30 Rock, features Bridesmaids and Crazy, Stupid, Love and
Louis C.K. landed the most nominations, five each, at the 2nd annual Comedy Awards.
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This is the best known of the female genital hot spots, located at the top of the vulva, where the inner labia join at their upper ends.
This is the best known of the female genital hot spots, located at the
top of the vulva, where the inner labia join at their upper ends.
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THIS dumb American is catching on to Origin’s epic rivalry, and apparently at a great time, judging from Wednesday’s high-intensity show.
THIS dumb American is catching on to Origin’s epic rivalry, and apparently
at a great time, judging from Wednesday’s high-intensity show.