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If you're a monster who has murdered your own people, Donald Trump is into you.
If you're a monster who has murdered your
own people, Donald Trump is into you.
91,401
I just think it would be so much fun to fucking drop someone like that.
I just think it would be so much
fun to fucking drop someone like that.
91,402
My roommate and 3 of her friends decided to have a vagina smelling contest on new years eve.
My roommate and 3 of her friends decided to
have a vagina smelling contest on new years eve.
91,403
Maybe, just maybe, the problem with Phil Kessel was that he was stuck on a shitty team.
Maybe, just maybe, the problem with Phil Kessel
was that he was stuck on a shitty team.
91,404
Prince Andrew, a bastard by nature but not by birth, cleared his throat delicately.
Prince Andrew, a bastard by nature but
not by birth, cleared his throat delicately.
91,405
And if you dont like my hard worked on (righttttttt) site....you can get the fuck out...or else....
And if you dont like my hard worked on (righttttttt
) site....you can get the fuck out...or else....
91,406
And this boy was no exception, devoid of an anus and thus unable to pass feces normally.
And this boy was no exception, devoid of
an anus and thus unable to pass feces normally.
91,407
Touring Phnom Penh's 'Shit Canal' by Drone from CityLab by Thomas Cristofoletti / Ruom on Vimeo.
Touring Phnom Penh's 'Shit Canal' by Drone
from CityLab by Thomas Cristofoletti / Ruom on Vimeo.
91,408
And hey, if Engadget can make posts about shitty Dr Who episodes then I can do a Heisenberg once in a while.
And hey, if Engadget can make posts about shitty Dr Who
episodes then I can do a Heisenberg once in a while.
91,409
“She came home and said a student threatened her by saying, ‘I want to slit your throat and watch you bleed,’” Metzger said.
“She came home and said a student threatened her by saying, ‘I
want to slit your throat and watch you bleed,’” Metzger said.
91,410
“It’s footage to make your life easier for 73 minutes…I know it’s fucking weird.
“It’s footage to make your life easier for
73 minutes…I know it’s fucking weird.
91,411
I have killed many people: protesters, rebels, innocent civilians.
I have killed many people:
protesters, rebels, innocent civilians.
91,412
There have been plenty of idiotic calls for increased restrictions on First or Second Amendment rights in the wake of the Arizona shootings, here’s some idiocy coming from the other directions:
There have been plenty of idiotic calls for increased restrictions on First or Second Amendment rights in
the wake of the Arizona shootings, here’s some idiocy coming from the other directions:
91,413
When your prank skirmish escalates to a prank war, reach for a bottle of Liquid Ass.
When your prank skirmish escalates to a prank war
, reach for a bottle of Liquid Ass.
91,414
Ex-Labour Foreign Secretary Margaret Beckett has described herself as a "moron" for nominating Jeremy Corbyn for the Labour leadership contest.
Ex-Labour Foreign Secretary Margaret Beckett has described herself as a
"moron" for nominating Jeremy Corbyn for the Labour leadership contest.
91,415
He can’t take any pitches when he’s not playing … Just wondering what kind of bitter and hateful person you have to be to write crap like that.”
He can’t take any pitches when he’s not playing … Just wondering what kind
of bitter and hateful person you have to be to write crap like that.”
91,416
The gang rape and the Republicans / Behold, 30 U.S. senators who don't give a damn about battered women
The gang rape and the Republicans / Behold, 30
U.S. senators who don't give a damn about battered women
91,417
For a mere $15 the company will send an anonymous bag of phallic-shaped gummy candies to your enemy with a note that reads “Eat a bag of dicks.”
For a mere $15 the company will send an anonymous bag of phallic-shaped gummy
candies to your enemy with a note that reads “Eat a bag of dicks.”
91,418
Of course there are some useful idiots in Congress, the White House Office of Drug Control Policy, etc., who actually take this shit at face value.
Of course there are some useful idiots in Congress, the White House Office of
Drug Control Policy, etc., who actually take this shit at face value.
91,419
Take, for instance, Alana Massey writing for the Guardian asserting that the “male orgasm” is the “ultimate purpose of sex,” therefore hook-up culture, as well as sex in general, stinks for women.
Take, for instance, Alana Massey writing for the Guardian asserting that the “male orgasm” is the “ultimate
purpose of sex,” therefore hook-up culture, as well as sex in general, stinks for women.
91,420
This emphasis on penetration as the act that makes the sex obviously puts a great deal of attention on the penis and its penetrative function.
This emphasis on penetration as the act that makes the sex obviously puts
a great deal of attention on the penis and its penetrative function.
91,421
Baseball games are long as shit; I should know as a lifelong, die hard fan of them.
Baseball games are long as shit; I should know
as a lifelong, die hard fan of them.
91,422
But sometimes people say stuff so ridiculously absurd, so ill-conceived-so friggin’ bone stupid-that merely to quote them by itself amounts to ad hominem.
But sometimes people say stuff so ridiculously absurd, so ill-conceived-so friggin
’ bone stupid-that merely to quote them by itself amounts to ad hominem.
91,423
The baby was diagnosed with herpes 12 days after his circumcision, during which the mohel applied direct oral suction on the infant’s penis.
The baby was diagnosed with herpes 12 days after his circumcision, during
which the mohel applied direct oral suction on the infant’s penis.
91,424
It’s posted a propaganda video against India which portrays the Asian power as a bunch of bumbling, hairy idiots.
It’s posted a propaganda video against India which portrays the
Asian power as a bunch of bumbling, hairy idiots.
91,425
Soon after the video hit of Baldwin screaming “c**ksucking f*g,” the actor took to Twitter to claim that he had not said “f*g,” but that “acoustical analysis” proved he said “fat head.”
Soon after the video hit of Baldwin screaming “c**ksucking f*g,” the actor took to Twitter to claim that
he had not said “f*g,” but that “acoustical analysis” proved he said “fat head.”
91,426
This corrupt, awful system, which is of course all the fault of “straight white males,” must be destroyed.
This corrupt, awful system, which is of course all the
fault of “straight white males,” must be destroyed.
91,427
There might even be a ​naked fat guy's ass if you play your cards right.
There might even be a ​naked fat guy
's ass if you play your cards right.
91,428
The singer, sometime actor and enthusiastic winemaker doesn’t suffer idiots, and sometimes I’m an idiot.
The singer, sometime actor and enthusiastic winemaker doesn’t
suffer idiots, and sometimes I’m an idiot.
91,429
If the shitlibs, media, and cucks double and triple down, this Civil War 2 could turn hot.
If the shitlibs, media, and cucks double and
triple down, this Civil War 2 could turn hot.
91,430
We recommend you browse our I.We recommend you browse our new links tab and Downvote the lame stuff or the reposted bullshit.
We recommend you browse our I.We recommend you browse our new
links tab and Downvote the lame stuff or the reposted bullshit.
91,431
It’s Family Week on Montauk and that means that everyone is completely fucked up and amoral!
It’s Family Week on Montauk and that means
that everyone is completely fucked up and amoral!
91,432
Now sit down and shut up, ’cause I’m going to tell you jerks what I really think!”
Now sit down and shut up, ’cause I’m
going to tell you jerks what I really think!”
91,433
How those little boys hollered with delight when Hulk Hogan's opponent lifted him up and dumped him on the top rope, on his testicles.
How those little boys hollered with delight when Hulk Hogan's opponent lifted
him up and dumped him on the top rope, on his testicles.
91,434
I’ve scaled buildings to find useless eagle feathers in Assassin’s Creed II, and I’ve endeavored to avoid covering myself with feces in Don’t Shit Your Pants.
I’ve scaled buildings to find useless eagle feathers in Assassin’s Creed II, and
I’ve endeavored to avoid covering myself with feces in Don’t Shit Your Pants.
91,435
She said the man has been to the complex many times naked and masturbating, but runs away when she tells him she's calling police, deputies said.
She said the man has been to the complex many times naked and masturbating,
but runs away when she tells him she's calling police, deputies said.
91,436
"If you want to kill a man, or a child you put a bullet in his head or heart.
"If you want to kill a man, or a
child you put a bullet in his head or heart.
91,437
Nothing makes me hungrier than watching two guys in weenie bikinis kicking the shit out of each other.”
Nothing makes me hungrier than watching two guys in weenie
bikinis kicking the shit out of each other.”
91,438
She's a hot mom who's ready to shoot and kill anyone who tries to enter her home uninvited.
She's a hot mom who's ready to shoot
and kill anyone who tries to enter her home uninvited.
91,439
A University of Chicago professor has decried the recent institutional backlash against alt-right, bigoted public figure Milo Yiannopoulos, calling his critics "spineless cunts."
A University of Chicago professor has decried the recent institutional backlash against alt-right
, bigoted public figure Milo Yiannopoulos, calling his critics "spineless cunts."
91,440
Tom Cruise is back in ass-kicking renegade mode for Jack Reacher: Never Go Back.
Tom Cruise is back in ass-kicking renegade
mode for Jack Reacher: Never Go Back.
91,441
“Nobody is trying to smear that rat bastard, whistleblowers have our full support.
“Nobody is trying to smear that rat
bastard, whistleblowers have our full support.
91,442
Some occasionally end up hilariously around the end of your partner's penis after doing it, like a ringtoss.
Some occasionally end up hilariously around the end of your
partner's penis after doing it, like a ringtoss.
91,443
people want to be comfortable with their bodies and you don’t think that’s acceptable. cool. you’re a waste of a human being and your journalistic prose sucks drop out and die
people want to be comfortable with their bodies and you don’t think that’s acceptable. cool
. you’re a waste of a human being and your journalistic prose sucks drop out and die
91,444
You’ll recall not long ago that Johnson called Trump a “pussy” in an attempt to start a battle of machismo.
You’ll recall not long ago that Johnson called Trump a “
pussy” in an attempt to start a battle of machismo.
91,445
They’re the first things most people notice before reading where you’re from, what you’re looking for or how big your cock is.
They’re the first things most people notice before reading where you’re
from, what you’re looking for or how big your cock is.
91,446
You're pathetic: Judge's verdict on mother with an eldest son in jail for murder and two more caged for kicking a tramp to death
You're pathetic: Judge's verdict on mother with an eldest son
in jail for murder and two more caged for kicking a tramp to death
91,447
But while he’s on the subject, Mitt Romney is a deceptive monster and he hates the American people:
But while he’s on the subject, Mitt Romney
is a deceptive monster and he hates the American people:
91,448
"If I put a value on my music and no one's prepared to pay that, then more fool me, but the idea that the value is created by the consumer is an idiot plan, it can't work."
"If I put a value on my music and no one's prepared to pay that, then more fool me
, but the idea that the value is created by the consumer is an idiot plan, it can't work."
91,449
No matter that they act like senile 12-year-olds on the Today programme website - smoking illegal fags to look tough and cool.
No matter that they act like senile 12-year-olds on the
Today programme website - smoking illegal fags to look tough and cool.
91,450
Vincent felt like being in an abusive relationship, but in this scenario, I’m the long-suffering fan of Bill Murray looking for something special, and he’s just sitting on his lawn chair drinking whiskey, smoking a cigarette, and calling me an asshole!
Vincent felt like being in an abusive relationship, but in this scenario, I’m the long-suffering fan of Bill Murray looking
for something special, and he’s just sitting on his lawn chair drinking whiskey, smoking a cigarette, and calling me an asshole!
91,451
When you were the polisher and the plaything, the cook and the cunt, the whore and the Madonna.
When you were the polisher and the plaything, the
cook and the cunt, the whore and the Madonna.
91,452
And at David's Bridal, mannequins soon will get thicker waists, saggier breasts and back fat to mimic a more realistic shape.
And at David's Bridal, mannequins soon will get thicker waists
, saggier breasts and back fat to mimic a more realistic shape.
91,453
Semen can even soak through underwear and you can, although it is rare, get pregnant from that too.
Semen can even soak through underwear and you can,
although it is rare, get pregnant from that too.
91,454
This rad judge let the world know that BFL, while it’s true that they did delay a bunch of shit and straight-up lie to their customers, isn’t doing it any more and so the FTC has no right to be all up in their shit.
This rad judge let the world know that BFL, while it’s true that they did delay a bunch of shit and straight-up
lie to their customers, isn’t doing it any more and so the FTC has no right to be all up in their shit.
91,455
When a woman killed her abusive husband out of self-defense, she found out that 'he' was actually a woman wearing a prosthetic penis.
When a woman killed her abusive husband out of self-defense, she
found out that 'he' was actually a woman wearing a prosthetic penis.
91,456
Believing in all that science bullshit about why being fat causes depression.
Believing in all that science bullshit
about why being fat causes depression.
91,457
DMX previously said that he would "beat the living f**k out him…I am breaking every rule in boxing to make sure I f**k him right up."
DMX previously said that he would "beat the living f**k out him…I
am breaking every rule in boxing to make sure I f**k him right up."
91,458
So instead of retiring to his ranch in Texas, he went to work for a man he’d later (allegedly) call a “fucking moron.”
So instead of retiring to his ranch in Texas, he went to work for
a man he’d later (allegedly) call a “fucking moron.”
91,459
I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life.”
I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked
with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life.”
91,460
In this case the darn computer thinks it got a modem attached and hands the device over to ModemManager.
In this case the darn computer thinks it got a
modem attached and hands the device over to ModemManager.
91,461
Have you ever thought, damn, if the city ever needs a back-up generator this loquacious bitch screaming about her sex life has their back?
Have you ever thought, damn, if the city ever needs a back
-up generator this loquacious bitch screaming about her sex life has their back?
91,462
The signs included the messages ‘Warning: All homos will burn like foggots in hell’, and ‘Sin = Death’.
The signs included the messages ‘Warning: All homos will burn
like foggots in hell’, and ‘Sin = Death’.
91,463
And by “conquer” I mean that I successfully slid my ass down 90% of this one Green Circle slope of Breckenridge.
And by “conquer” I mean that I successfully slid my
ass down 90% of this one Green Circle slope of Breckenridge.
91,464
Many people from other places tell me that BART is great or some similar shit, but anyone who rides it daily like me knows that it sucks.
Many people from other places tell me that BART is great or some similar
shit, but anyone who rides it daily like me knows that it sucks.
91,465
‘Your momma named you Timothy you dumb fuck but what do you go by?
‘Your momma named you Timothy you dumb
fuck but what do you go by?
91,466
But speaking with Chin, it’s evident he’s not the type of guy who kicks ass for praise.
But speaking with Chin, it’s evident he’s
not the type of guy who kicks ass for praise.
91,467
Lavinia Masters was raped by a stranger in her Texas home when she was 13.
Lavinia Masters was raped by a stranger in
her Texas home when she was 13.
91,468
The prosecutor said Jones had insulted Wesley and other women, calling them fat and ugly.
The prosecutor said Jones had insulted Wesley and
other women, calling them fat and ugly.
91,469
“If you do something as stupid as this guy did, you have to be responsible for what comes from it,” her attorney reportedly said.
“If you do something as stupid as this guy did, you have
to be responsible for what comes from it,” her attorney reportedly said.
91,470
Let’s return to Rylo, who is now living in a group where none of them actually give a shit about each other.
Let’s return to Rylo, who is now living in a
group where none of them actually give a shit about each other.
91,471
A friend recently told me that I could be an arsehole if I wanted to – and that people would still like me.
A friend recently told me that I could be an arsehole if
I wanted to – and that people would still like me.
91,472
Each and every pussy is more and more tight and super tempting."
Each and every pussy is more and
more tight and super tempting."
91,473
Damn shame Support un-verified @nero because now there's no way I can tell who's the real one. #jesuismilo
Damn shame Support un-verified @nero because now there's no
way I can tell who's the real one. #jesuismilo
91,474
Veteran podcast personality Bronx Johnny has a message for the "fucking prudes" who forced Backpage to remove its adult classified ads section: you've broken my heart.
Veteran podcast personality Bronx Johnny has a message for the "fucking prudes" who
forced Backpage to remove its adult classified ads section: you've broken my heart.
91,475
"I did something truly {expletive} stupid and highly embarrassing," he said.
"I did something truly {expletive}
stupid and highly embarrassing," he said.
91,476
When we make songs about how many niggers we gonna kill, that perpetuates white supremacy.
When we make songs about how many niggers we
gonna kill, that perpetuates white supremacy.
91,477
Another officer was recorded screaming “bitch-ass nigger” at Grant shortly before he was executed.
Another officer was recorded screaming “bitch-ass
nigger” at Grant shortly before he was executed.
91,478
This absurd piece of red tape comes up repeatedly on the Kremlin's newest website, Russia Without Fools, which was launched over the weekend as a kind of register of bureaucratic inanity, or as President Dmitri Medvedev called it, a "stupidity contest."
This absurd piece of red tape comes up repeatedly on the Kremlin's newest website, Russia Without Fools, which was launched over
the weekend as a kind of register of bureaucratic inanity, or as President Dmitri Medvedev called it, a "stupidity contest."
91,479
“They look really simple and sort of shitty, but it takes a few hours trying to get it right,” Brosh told me.
“They look really simple and sort of shitty, but it takes
a few hours trying to get it right,” Brosh told me.
91,480
When the reality on the ground was that Brownie was not doing SHIT as FEMA Director.
When the reality on the ground was that
Brownie was not doing SHIT as FEMA Director.
91,481
Trump has been using her death as an example reinforcing his comments that undocumented immigrants crossing into the U.S. are "rapists" and "killers."
Trump has been using her death as an example reinforcing his comments that undocumented
immigrants crossing into the U.S. are "rapists" and "killers."
91,482
She then allegedly offered to perform oral sex on him and allow him to fondle her breasts.
She then allegedly offered to perform oral sex on
him and allow him to fondle her breasts.
91,483
However, cops ignorance of your legal rights has never been a good reason for you to comply with all their stupid orders.
However, cops ignorance of your legal rights has never been a
good reason for you to comply with all their stupid orders.
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>_> 2012-07-13 10:54:42 [INFO] [Architect] Super_6: Fucking Notch with your confuzing face...
>_> 2012-07-13 10:54:42 [INFO]
[Architect] Super_6: Fucking Notch with your confuzing face...
91,485
Chris Cuomo, who co-hosts "New Day" with Alisyn Camerota, tweeted that he was sick of faceless users' cowardice.
Chris Cuomo, who co-hosts "New Day" with Alisyn
Camerota, tweeted that he was sick of faceless users' cowardice.
91,486
I got some "fucking" awesome stick-ems which will be used appropriately... and inappropriately.
I got some "fucking" awesome stick-
ems which will be used appropriately... and inappropriately.
91,487
We aren't as strong as you and we don't have your weapons but we've pissed off those bastards just the same.
We aren't as strong as you and we don't have
your weapons but we've pissed off those bastards just the same.
91,488
If you’re not aware of the specifics of this month’s outrage, it comes down to this – the media and a bunch of very loud, angry and poorly dressed users are shouting “burn her, she’s a witch!”
If you’re not aware of the specifics of this month’s outrage, it comes down to this – the media and
a bunch of very loud, angry and poorly dressed users are shouting “burn her, she’s a witch!”
91,489
Well, a pair of bastards actually went through with it, and Bethesda made good on its promise.
Well, a pair of bastards actually went through with
it, and Bethesda made good on its promise.
91,490
Fidget spinner porn searches surge on PornHub as sexy porno videos of AdHD Fidget Spinners become the hottest new fetish.
Fidget spinner porn searches surge on PornHub as sexy porno
videos of AdHD Fidget Spinners become the hottest new fetish.
91,491
So to my secret santa in the words of Jessie Pinkman, THANKS BITCH
So to my secret santa in the
words of Jessie Pinkman, THANKS BITCH
91,492
Shit just got too real and this alleged MMA fan on Twitter is making every other fan look bad.
Shit just got too real and this alleged MMA fan
on Twitter is making every other fan look bad.
91,493
Obviously a “solod education” includes recognizing that white people are evil and must be killed and not a first grade knowledge of spelling and grammar.
Obviously a “solod education” includes recognizing that white people are evil and
must be killed and not a first grade knowledge of spelling and grammar.
91,494
A lobby group, funded by George Soros and EU and US governments, has smeared 2,327 prominent guests of RT as "useful idiots."
A lobby group, funded by George Soros and EU and US governments
, has smeared 2,327 prominent guests of RT as "useful idiots."
91,495
According to the Post, one female witness received an email from a Missouri sender whose least crude criticism of her was: “It’s bitches and whores like you who give women a bad name.”
According to the Post, one female witness received an email from a Missouri sender whose least crude criticism
of her was: “It’s bitches and whores like you who give women a bad name.”
91,496
CAMP 1 – “Israel has a right to defend itself, you liberal pussy faggot.
CAMP 1 – “Israel has a right
to defend itself, you liberal pussy faggot.
91,497
I didn’t expect to see bar staff just standing there letting some impromptu girl-on-girl action slip through their fingers like a bunch of morons.
I didn’t expect to see bar staff just standing there letting some impromptu girl
-on-girl action slip through their fingers like a bunch of morons.
91,498
A few feet away lies a stack of signs blaring “President Donald Trump” and a pile of bumper stickers bearing the legend “CNN Sucks.”
A few feet away lies a stack of signs blaring “President Donald Trump
” and a pile of bumper stickers bearing the legend “CNN Sucks.”
91,499
OITNB's Lea DeLaria, who plays Big Boo on the Netflix series, tweeted the message along with a photo of cast and crew wearing shirts reading 'Vaginas Against Trump.'
OITNB's Lea DeLaria, who plays Big Boo on the Netflix series, tweeted the message
along with a photo of cast and crew wearing shirts reading 'Vaginas Against Trump.'