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Seriously, fellas, you can go down on me for hours, but if you don’t touch my boobs, I won’t be satisfied.
Seriously, fellas, you can go down on me for hours, but
if you don’t touch my boobs, I won’t be satisfied.
91,501
The virus lives on our skin or in skin like areas so it can be found in the mouth, genital areas and anus.
The virus lives on our skin or in skin like areas so
it can be found in the mouth, genital areas and anus.
91,502
People sent her pornographic images of black men having sex with white women, with someone photoshopped to look like me, watching.
People sent her pornographic images of black men having sex with white
women, with someone photoshopped to look like me, watching.
91,503
Rousey should have no problem with the physicality required to beat up scumbags in a bar, and the gender-reversal of the role feels like a victory in an industry where women are still frequently excluded.
Rousey should have no problem with the physicality required to beat up scumbags in a bar, and the
gender-reversal of the role feels like a victory in an industry where women are still frequently excluded.
91,504
So, he's lying there, on his back, sort of propped up a bit, sliding his penis into this snake's cloaca (a cloaca is basically an animal vagina for animals that don't have vaginas—it's a hole).
So, he's lying there, on his back, sort of propped up a bit, sliding his penis into this snake
's cloaca (a cloaca is basically an animal vagina for animals that don't have vaginas—it's a hole).
91,505
'Well I would rather give birth to a flaming iguana while taking a s***,' she recalled saying.
'Well I would rather give birth to a flaming iguana while
taking a s***,' she recalled saying.
91,506
Wages are meagre, social mobility is practically non-existent, local university degrees lose out to foreign undergraduate degrees even if those came from shitty universities.
Wages are meagre, social mobility is practically non-existent, local university
degrees lose out to foreign undergraduate degrees even if those came from shitty universities.
91,507
It should be noted, since idiots always misunderstand this point, that freedom of speech does not mean you can say whatever you want wherever you want.
It should be noted, since idiots always misunderstand this point, that freedom
of speech does not mean you can say whatever you want wherever you want.
91,508
Cutting off the Internet only works in countries like China that have super computers to find you when you type "USA best boobs" into a search engine.
Cutting off the Internet only works in countries like China that have super computers to
find you when you type "USA best boobs" into a search engine.
91,509
“Take me out of the equation; like me, don’t like me, but think about why someone is OK with your kids eating crap.”
“Take me out of the equation; like me, don’t like me
, but think about why someone is OK with your kids eating crap.”
91,510
“Honestly, if either of them win, the entire internet f***ing loses,” a user wrote on the 4chan discussion board.
“Honestly, if either of them win, the entire internet
f***ing loses,” a user wrote on the 4chan discussion board.
91,511
The closeup of the "you burned my tongue like the asshole motherfucker you are" is from one of my favorite tumblr posts.
The closeup of the "you burned my tongue like the asshole
motherfucker you are" is from one of my favorite tumblr posts.
91,512
4) Dumb-ass judge casually fucks a submariner in the ass, and then screams “I am the LAW!”.
4) Dumb-ass judge casually fucks a submariner in the
ass, and then screams “I am the LAW!”.
91,513
“Penetration, no matter how slight, of the vagina or anus with any body part or object, or oral penetration by a sex organ of another person, without the consent of the victim.”
“Penetration, no matter how slight, of the vagina or anus with any body part or object
, or oral penetration by a sex organ of another person, without the consent of the victim.”
91,514
And other times, you’re just sort of hanging out and watching Twitter and HOLY SHIT IS THAT KEVIN ROSE TOSSING A RACCOON?
And other times, you’re just sort of hanging out and
watching Twitter and HOLY SHIT IS THAT KEVIN ROSE TOSSING A RACCOON?
91,515
Schultz is accused of then grabbing a chainsaw, firing it up and approaching the man, yelling, “I’m going to kill you!”
Schultz is accused of then grabbing a chainsaw, firing it up and approaching
the man, yelling, “I’m going to kill you!”
91,516
Now there are a lot of hard things about dating, but the hardest thing to tell is just like, shit.
Now there are a lot of hard things about dating,
but the hardest thing to tell is just like, shit.
91,517
He told The New York Times, “It is absolutely safe to say that if you meet somebody who claims not to believe in evolution, that person is ignorant, stupid or insane (or wicked).”
He told The New York Times, “It is absolutely safe to say that if you meet somebody who
claims not to believe in evolution, that person is ignorant, stupid or insane (or wicked).”
91,518
When the late Libyan dictator asked what a bidet was used for, Berlusconi emphasised the importance of washing before oral sex.
When the late Libyan dictator asked what a bidet was used
for, Berlusconi emphasised the importance of washing before oral sex.
91,519
Leadership is about leading -- which means standing up to the idiot inhabiting the White House using this thing called the Constitution like toilet paper.
Leadership is about leading -- which means standing up to the idiot inhabiting
the White House using this thing called the Constitution like toilet paper.
91,520
Anyone who tries to predict this thing at this point is either real smart or real stupid.
Anyone who tries to predict this thing at this
point is either real smart or real stupid.
91,521
I've lost family members due to those arseholes in the 1940s BUT if some idiot wants to glorify them on these key-cap designs with their moronic Logo, then let him.
I've lost family members due to those arseholes in the 1940s BUT if some idiot wants
to glorify them on these key-cap designs with their moronic Logo, then let him.
91,522
It's no wonder that two years later, Wolfgang lost it, in the "Oh shit, I'm on the wrong side of the Berlin Wall (and my name is Wolfgang)!"
It's no wonder that two years later, Wolfgang lost it, in the "Oh shit,
I'm on the wrong side of the Berlin Wall (and my name is Wolfgang)!"
91,523
Now, it's important to note that the MPAA isn't against the idea of sex, they just specifically don't want to see anyone's breasts or genitals.
Now, it's important to note that the MPAA isn't against the idea of
sex, they just specifically don't want to see anyone's breasts or genitals.
91,524
Unfortunately for Kaepernick, the rotten old Commie bastard finally died on Friday, bringing a boatload of scorn and mockery down on the cop-hating quarterback.
Unfortunately for Kaepernick, the rotten old Commie bastard finally died on Friday,
bringing a boatload of scorn and mockery down on the cop-hating quarterback.
91,525
Watch Lamar perform "Fuck Your Ethnicity" at Pitchfork Music Festival:
Watch Lamar perform "Fuck Your
Ethnicity" at Pitchfork Music Festival:
91,526
Ghostface published a video telling Bronson he would “gut you like a pig.”
Ghostface published a video telling Bronson he would
“gut you like a pig.”
91,527
Nicklas Backstrom - Briefly created controversy by wearing #99, which is associated with Wayne Gretzky, before switching to #69, which is associated with that fat guy with the mullet in your ball hockey league.
Nicklas Backstrom - Briefly created controversy by wearing #99, which is associated with Wayne Gretzky, before switching
to #69, which is associated with that fat guy with the mullet in your ball hockey league.
91,528
​A King County, Washington resident has legally changed his name to “Fuck The Drug War.”
​A King County, Washington resident has legally changed
his name to “Fuck The Drug War.”
91,529
You know those jerks on crotch rockets that come flying down the highway going twice as fast as you are in your car?
You know those jerks on crotch rockets that come flying down the
highway going twice as fast as you are in your car?
91,530
“I am going to personally see to it that an especially rotten and dribbly dead porcupine is rammed so far up their rectum that they are picking bits of it out of their teeth for the foreseeable future.”
“I am going to personally see to it that an especially rotten and dribbly dead porcupine is rammed so
far up their rectum that they are picking bits of it out of their teeth for the foreseeable future.”
91,531
I’m not just killing them I’m fucking slaughtering them and I’m going to gut them and skin them, quarter them and butcher them and feed them to the soup kitchen and homeless shelters of America.
I’m not just killing them I’m fucking slaughtering them and I’m going to gut them and skin
them, quarter them and butcher them and feed them to the soup kitchen and homeless shelters of America.
91,532
It was king Democrat Bill Clinton that said “it’s the economy stupid.”
It was king Democrat Bill Clinton that said
“it’s the economy stupid.”
91,533
I love how well it stamps, but Konad Black is a bitch to clean up.
I love how well it stamps, but
Konad Black is a bitch to clean up.
91,534
"Somehow or another," Parker said of what was ultimately trimmed from The Stick of Truth, "this shit will get out there," perhaps in the form of a TV episode or multiple episodes.
"Somehow or another," Parker said of what was ultimately trimmed from The Stick of Truth, "
this shit will get out there," perhaps in the form of a TV episode or multiple episodes.
91,535
“So I just sat there at my desk for hours,” Parker said, “how do I get butthole, butthole, butt hole, butt hole, but hole, but whole!”
“So I just sat there at my desk for hours,” Parker said, “how do
I get butthole, butthole, butt hole, butt hole, but hole, but whole!”
91,536
Over the last few years there have been a number of powerful nominations for the title of stupidest Parliamentarian.
Over the last few years there have been a number
of powerful nominations for the title of stupidest Parliamentarian.
91,537
Dara Orbach is probably one of very few people in the world who regularly gets sent dolphin vaginas in the mail.
Dara Orbach is probably one of very few people in the
world who regularly gets sent dolphin vaginas in the mail.
91,538
WHO YA GONNA CALL DEPT.: DAN AYKROYD called old pal/“Ghostbusters” co-star BILL MURRAY and snarled: “Stop acting like a jerk!”
WHO YA GONNA CALL DEPT.: DAN AYKROYD called old pal/“Ghostbusters” co
-star BILL MURRAY and snarled: “Stop acting like a jerk!”
91,539
Slowly but surely, I’m becoming aware of all the excess baggage that comes along with giving one too many fucks to nothing in particular.
Slowly but surely, I’m becoming aware of all the excess baggage
that comes along with giving one too many fucks to nothing in particular.
91,540
“It is dangerous, it is stupid, and you are committing a crime,” Ducey said.
“It is dangerous, it is stupid, and
you are committing a crime,” Ducey said.
91,541
imagine someone refusing to shake a muslims hand, the world would be on fire, like what happened over that stupid video or the prophet cartoon……….it MUST stop!!!
imagine someone refusing to shake a muslims hand, the world would be on fire, like what
happened over that stupid video or the prophet cartoon……….it MUST stop!!!
91,542
people just prefer normal food, while other people prefer to be idiots and take on the challenge of eating canned kitty lunch (or, as Silly Billy makes clear in another one of his stunt videos, kitty litter). I mean
people just prefer normal food, while other people prefer to be idiots and take on the challenge of eating canned kitty
lunch (or, as Silly Billy makes clear in another one of his stunt videos, kitty litter). I mean
91,543
That was the fight I was really looking forward to for Khabib and it’s been a long time working with that man and I know he’s put in the time and the effort and deserved it, so it just sucks.
That was the fight I was really looking forward to for Khabib and it’s been a long time working with that
man and I know he’s put in the time and the effort and deserved it, so it just sucks.
91,544
The artist’s rendition of Trump was wearing a vest that read “if you can read this, the bitch fell off.”
The artist’s rendition of Trump was wearing a vest that read
“if you can read this, the bitch fell off.”
91,545
The Rock previously teased the film will be “‘this is my beach bitch’ rated R humor.”
The Rock previously teased the film will be “‘
this is my beach bitch’ rated R humor.”
91,546
I mean, all people are f**king excited about the idea for Kong and Godzilla and Rodan and all those creatures clashing.
I mean, all people are f**king excited about the idea
for Kong and Godzilla and Rodan and all those creatures clashing.
91,547
Although he has one of the most famous relatives in showbusiness, the dapper gentleman is more concerned with people thinking he is an a**hole.
Although he has one of the most famous relatives in showbusiness, the
dapper gentleman is more concerned with people thinking he is an a**hole.
91,548
We won”€™t shut up about how unpresidential Donald Trump is, but when Michelle Obama steps into a car with Missy Elliott and begins singing a song that contains fun versions of the words “€œmotherfucker”€ and “€œnigger,”€ we call it “€œglorious.”
We won”€™t shut up about how unpresidential Donald Trump is, but when Michelle Obama steps into a car with Missy Elliott and
begins singing a song that contains fun versions of the words “€œmotherfucker”€ and “€œnigger,”€ we call it “€œglorious.”
91,549
We stopped covering martial arts and quit posting music videos just for the fuck of it.
We stopped covering martial arts and quit posting
music videos just for the fuck of it.
91,550
W. Jackson, is a nutjob who has claimed that the Democratic party is worse than the KKK, and that gays are pedophiles and perverts.
W. Jackson, is a nutjob who has claimed that the Democratic party
is worse than the KKK, and that gays are pedophiles and perverts.
91,551
If you think I’m oversharing, crazy or stupid, please feel free to unfollow me.
If you think I’m oversharing, crazy or
stupid, please feel free to unfollow me.
91,552
was injured in the leg by two men who then abducted her and forced her to perform oral sex
was injured in the leg by two men who
then abducted her and forced her to perform oral sex
91,553
I kinda lost track but fucking hell, if i was in any of their shoes I'd be having a human BSOD every time Jaune opened his goddamn mouth.
I kinda lost track but fucking hell, if i was in any of their
shoes I'd be having a human BSOD every time Jaune opened his goddamn mouth.
91,554
Mortem, a malevolent-looking man with a low brow and small beady eyes.
Mortem, a malevolent-looking man with
a low brow and small beady eyes.
91,555
Poor fellow... he badly needed to run naked through the woods and eat a freshly killed goat around a fire, followed by a proper shag by a woman with enormous tracts of land.
Poor fellow... he badly needed to run naked through the woods and eat a freshly killed goat
around a fire, followed by a proper shag by a woman with enormous tracts of land.
91,556
Officials involved in the Budget process warned "f***ing awful" cuts totalling €106m will have to be made in Education Minister Ruairi Quinn's department.
Officials involved in the Budget process warned "f***ing awful" cuts totalling €
106m will have to be made in Education Minister Ruairi Quinn's department.
91,557
New Haven — BEFORE he fired the shot, the Einsatzgruppe commander lifted the Jewish child in the air and said, “You must die so that we can live.”
New Haven — BEFORE he fired the shot, the Einsatzgruppe commander lifted the Jewish child
in the air and said, “You must die so that we can live.”
91,558
my toss building placement at base always looks like a shitstorm compared to when I play terran
my toss building placement at base always looks
like a shitstorm compared to when I play terran
91,559
All he does is angrily stomp around the map, growling and fuming about nasus and African poachers and threatening to rip your guts out and eat your children.
All he does is angrily stomp around the map, growling and fuming about nasus
and African poachers and threatening to rip your guts out and eat your children.
91,560
“We are led by stupid, stupid people—very, very stupid people,” he shouted at a rally on Wednesday held to protest the Iran nuclear deal.
“We are led by stupid, stupid people—very, very stupid people,
” he shouted at a rally on Wednesday held to protest the Iran nuclear deal.
91,561
“Donald Trump may think we never win anymore and our country is full of losers, but, boy, is he wrong!”
“Donald Trump may think we never win anymore and our country is
full of losers, but, boy, is he wrong!”
91,562
"Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and as sweet as love" - Turkish Proverb
"Coffee should be black as hell, strong as
death, and as sweet as love" - Turkish Proverb
91,563
The same sodomites who drink semen lattes from Starbucks and rummage through hospital dumpsters looking for human waste to feast upon.
The same sodomites who drink semen lattes from Starbucks and rummage
through hospital dumpsters looking for human waste to feast upon.
91,564
I can feel my cortisol spiking as I watch this angry, aggressive Jacksonville, FL cop harassing a black man for jaywalking.
I can feel my cortisol spiking as I watch this angry,
aggressive Jacksonville, FL cop harassing a black man for jaywalking.
91,565
this is disgusting, she’s literally 27 and he’s 14 what the fuck pic.twitter.com/apZRunPlIR — cal (@tomothyholland) October 30, 2017
this is disgusting, she’s literally 27 and he’s 14
what the fuck pic.twitter.com/apZRunPlIR — cal (@tomothyholland) October 30, 2017
91,566
Your dick can be trained to avoid certain reflexes with negative reinforcement.
Your dick can be trained to
avoid certain reflexes with negative reinforcement.
91,567
I'm afraid to listen to parts of it now, because it is, like, ‘Shit, I've got to stop.
I'm afraid to listen to parts of it now, because it
is, like, ‘Shit, I've got to stop.
91,568
No man will deny that it feels pretty great to have someone gasp at your penis.
No man will deny that it feels pretty
great to have someone gasp at your penis.
91,569
“This guy turns up, sticks a few shitty amusements in his park and they all come flocking.
“This guy turns up, sticks a few shitty
amusements in his park and they all come flocking.
91,570
For Heartless Bastards, rock 'n' roll entails a lot of heavy lifting, most often in the form of hundreds of club shows each year.
For Heartless Bastards, rock 'n' roll entails a lot of heavy
lifting, most often in the form of hundreds of club shows each year.
91,571
“Off the record I had money on my head, everything is documented, I just don’t talk about it because it’s real street shit.
“Off the record I had money on my head, everything is documented
, I just don’t talk about it because it’s real street shit.
91,572
Sharon literally confronted one of our beloved judges with her own tits and cackle!!
Sharon literally confronted one of our beloved judges
with her own tits and cackle!!
91,573
Being a little too quick, I responded, “Well, I guess you are what you eat, dick.”
Being a little too quick, I responded, “Well
, I guess you are what you eat, dick.”
91,574
Colbert has a talent for shattering pretense and exposing b*llshit.
Colbert has a talent for
shattering pretense and exposing b*llshit.
91,575
That could mean, quite simply, if you don’t use these companies, with their greased rails, your Internet connection might suck.
That could mean, quite simply, if you don’t use these
companies, with their greased rails, your Internet connection might suck.
91,576
Scott's daughter taunts police officers on video, repeatedly calling them "b*tches," "coons" and "white f*ckers."
Scott's daughter taunts police officers on video, repeatedly calling them
"b*tches," "coons" and "white f*ckers."
91,577
Yet, for some reason, we’re surprised when the head of a lab behaves like a horrific jerk-faced snot monster toward his or her students.
Yet, for some reason, we’re surprised when the head of a lab
behaves like a horrific jerk-faced snot monster toward his or her students.
91,578
On one hand, Zen and Taoism are often popularly summarized as Philosophies of Giving Zero Fucks.
On one hand, Zen and Taoism are often
popularly summarized as Philosophies of Giving Zero Fucks.
91,579
It was stripped off of my wrist, and thrown full force into the street by a crazy rightwing bastard.
It was stripped off of my wrist, and thrown
full force into the street by a crazy rightwing bastard.
91,580
The American Catholic Church is certainly not the Whore of Babylon, but, on the American scene, many of her members have become whores to another Imperial pimp: the American Empire.
The American Catholic Church is certainly not the Whore of Babylon, but, on the American
scene, many of her members have become whores to another Imperial pimp: the American Empire.
91,581
268 - Eating Ass is First Base Bailey Jay Show Episode 268 - May 31, 2018 THERE IS NO VIDEO OF THIS EPISODE.
268 - Eating Ass is First Base Bailey Jay Show Episode 268
- May 31, 2018 THERE IS NO VIDEO OF THIS EPISODE.
91,582
This stupid story has been going on for so long and has had so many aspects it might be easy to forget when it really exploded.
This stupid story has been going on for so long and has had
so many aspects it might be easy to forget when it really exploded.
91,583
He added: “I swear to God, if my daughter walked up onstage and sang her heart out and some fucking billionaire looked at her and said, ‘No, I’m sorry you’re not any good,’ I’d fucking throttle that person, I swear to God.
He added: “I swear to God, if my daughter walked up onstage and sang her heart out and some fucking billionaire looked at her
and said, ‘No, I’m sorry you’re not any good,’ I’d fucking throttle that person, I swear to God.
91,584
Holy shit, I got another Daily Deviation just over 2 weeks ago and I didn't even know.
Holy shit, I got another Daily Deviation just over
2 weeks ago and I didn't even know.
91,585
It’s the only planet on which you can kiss somebody with similarly shaped genitals as the screen fades to black and “doing it” music starts playing.
It’s the only planet on which you can kiss somebody with similarly shaped genitals
as the screen fades to black and “doing it” music starts playing.
91,586
By my reckoning, Paulson and Central Banks are the chicken and the world's (stupid) taxpayers are the pig.
By my reckoning, Paulson and Central Banks are the chicken
and the world's (stupid) taxpayers are the pig.
91,587
To say that black people have made progress would be to say they deserve what happened to them before.”
To say that black people have made progress would be
to say they deserve what happened to them before.”
91,588
It's all here; the overtly friendly ways of condemning folks to hell, bitchy yet clueless gripes, giddy gossip and obscure Bible quotes.
It's all here; the overtly friendly ways of condemning folks to
hell, bitchy yet clueless gripes, giddy gossip and obscure Bible quotes.
91,589
4. Visibly dark veins appear on your boobs, making your boobs look like a road map of the Hollywood Hills.
4. Visibly dark veins appear on your boobs, making
your boobs look like a road map of the Hollywood Hills.
91,590
I'm going to enjoy my time with you,' he said, vilely licking his lips as he smiled at her, before tearing her clothes off with his claws.
I'm going to enjoy my time with you,' he said, vilely licking
his lips as he smiled at her, before tearing her clothes off with his claws.
91,591
But songs like "No Fake Shit" and "All" are more intriguing, because they hint at a larger "there" with Ty Dolla $ign.
But songs like "No Fake Shit" and "All" are more intriguing
, because they hint at a larger "there" with Ty Dolla $ign.
91,592
Colossal bellend Simon Williams revealed that he was looking forward to exercising his right to be a complete fuckwit.
Colossal bellend Simon Williams revealed that he was looking forward
to exercising his right to be a complete fuckwit.
91,593
The first number belongs to Control (Camryn Manheim), and I actually jumped up off the couch and cheered because I’ve been so waiting for that bitch to meet her maker.
The first number belongs to Control (Camryn Manheim), and I actually jumped up off the
couch and cheered because I’ve been so waiting for that bitch to meet her maker.
91,594
No, we may not be surrounded by hooded cults taking a shit in people's yards, but passing silent farts can still be pretty nasty.
No, we may not be surrounded by hooded cults taking a shit in
people's yards, but passing silent farts can still be pretty nasty.
91,595
The closer you are, the more you will be able to punch the kiter in the face.
The closer you are, the more you will
be able to punch the kiter in the face.
91,596
Whenever I point out that solar panels are poison, greenies lose their shit and tell me about the latest research to lessen their environmental harm.
Whenever I point out that solar panels are poison, greenies lose their
shit and tell me about the latest research to lessen their environmental harm.
91,597
They’re a punchline all their own: Just say ‘small penis’ in front of a group of women, and they’ll all burst out laughing, because they’ve all known that one guy with a dick the size of a finger.”
They’re a punchline all their own: Just say ‘small penis’ in front of a group of women, and they
’ll all burst out laughing, because they’ve all known that one guy with a dick the size of a finger.”
91,598
Hessians will not miss them as they played deathcore like how Necrophagist raped Deicide and Shrapnel Records shred wank aesthetics into post-hardcore idiocy.
Hessians will not miss them as they played deathcore like how Necrophagist raped
Deicide and Shrapnel Records shred wank aesthetics into post-hardcore idiocy.
91,599
Not you or your stupid neighbour, or those bloody SES clowns who only wear these bright orange coveralls to draw attention to themselves, you know.
Not you or your stupid neighbour, or those bloody SES clowns who only
wear these bright orange coveralls to draw attention to themselves, you know.