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First of all, your boyfriend is a fucktard loser, and if he's the kind of guy you usually date you are in real trouble.
First of all, your boyfriend is a fucktard loser, and if he
's the kind of guy you usually date you are in real trouble.
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The secretary of state was even reported to have privately described the president as a "moron".
The secretary of state was even reported to have
privately described the president as a "moron".
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Horse poop from ‘the American people’ sent to Mnuchin’s residence
Horse poop from ‘the American
people’ sent to Mnuchin’s residence
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(Too damn bad my geeky sex fiend ex-boyfriend was too professional to do it in a server farm.
(Too damn bad my geeky sex fiend ex-boyfriend
was too professional to do it in a server farm.
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Are you uncontrollably jealous of all the folk playing cops and robbers, ziplining across skyscrapers, speeding around on motorcycles and shooting people in their silly faces?
Are you uncontrollably jealous of all the folk playing cops and robbers, ziplining
across skyscrapers, speeding around on motorcycles and shooting people in their silly faces?
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Q. Why don’t you just put down the fork and get off the couch and lose some weight, fatass?
Q. Why don’t you just put down the fork and
get off the couch and lose some weight, fatass?
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And in all his movies there's one old guy… who walks through the background with a big pillowcase, a sack of shit. That's your stuff. So when I'm healing, I'm healing my stuff. How very calm, forgiving and un-Gus-like of him!
And in all his movies there's one old guy… who walks through the background with a big pillowcase, a sack of shit. That's your
stuff. So when I'm healing, I'm healing my stuff. How very calm, forgiving and un-Gus-like of him!
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“How many more Arabs must die before a great human conscience of peace is awakened?”
“How many more Arabs must die before a
great human conscience of peace is awakened?”
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Joe’s storyline here is the most problematic, even as it allows Lee Pace to tell off a stereotypically homophobic asshole.
Joe’s storyline here is the most problematic, even as
it allows Lee Pace to tell off a stereotypically homophobic asshole.
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I wouldn’t say my tits were magnificent, but they were as close to ‘great’ as they ever get without photoshop.
I wouldn’t say my tits were magnificent, but they were
as close to ‘great’ as they ever get without photoshop.
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RICK: I know, you'd think after the first couple of times that stupid rabbit would learn to stop playing with guns.
RICK: I know, you'd think after the first couple
of times that stupid rabbit would learn to stop playing with guns.
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Mishel Hassidim: “Beerland,” “Earthworks,” “F*ck That’s Delicious” and “King of the Road;”
Mishel Hassidim: “Beerland,” “Earthworks,” “
F*ck That’s Delicious” and “King of the Road;”
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MANY of them are itching for any excuse to shoot to kill people of African descent.
MANY of them are itching for any excuse
to shoot to kill people of African descent.
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This idiot probably doesn’t know she is banned from 16 Muslim countries today.
This idiot probably doesn’t know she
is banned from 16 Muslim countries today.
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In a not shocking turn of events, Kareem is losing his fucking mind over this Truth Booth being a no-match.
In a not shocking turn of events, Kareem is losing his
fucking mind over this Truth Booth being a no-match.
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“You need to leave us alone or I will shoot you,” Wiseman told Pascascio, according to testimony.
“You need to leave us alone or I will shoot
you,” Wiseman told Pascascio, according to testimony.
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Actually, I’m a Constitutional Conservative: we just want you to get off your ass and go to work and be productive members of society and quit mooching off the government, because somebody is paying for that.
Actually, I’m a Constitutional Conservative: we just want you to get off your ass and go to
work and be productive members of society and quit mooching off the government, because somebody is paying for that.
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In a video, originally recorded by a friend of Sandy Sukmi Oh’s friend on the Q train in Brooklyn, New York, the man can be seen and heard yelling in a foreign accent, “Get out of my country before I f*cking murder your whole f*cking nation, motherf*cker!”
In a video, originally recorded by a friend of Sandy Sukmi Oh’s friend on the Q train in Brooklyn, New York, the man can
be seen and heard yelling in a foreign accent, “Get out of my country before I f*cking murder your whole f*cking nation, motherf*cker!”
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The argument continued on the train, where an enraged Nagarit reportedly yelled at Lewis, "I’ll chop you up right on this fucking train!
The argument continued on the train, where an enraged Nagarit reportedly yelled at
Lewis, "I’ll chop you up right on this fucking train!
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For quite a long time, I’ve been running with this idea and would like to see Tyler Posey kicking ass alongside Batman in the DCEU.
For quite a long time, I’ve been running with this idea and
would like to see Tyler Posey kicking ass alongside Batman in the DCEU.
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People who say “So I turned around and said… and then they turned around and said…” giving the impression of two people spinning round and round while having a moronic conversation.
People who say “So I turned around and said… and then they turned around and said
…” giving the impression of two people spinning round and round while having a moronic conversation.
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Women having sex should be hanged, says Abu Azmi” quotes Maharashtra leader saying “Rape is punishable by hanging in Islam.
Women having sex should be hanged, says Abu Azmi” quotes
Maharashtra leader saying “Rape is punishable by hanging in Islam.
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James Deen held me down and fucked me while I said no, stop, used my safeword.
James Deen held me down and fucked me while
I said no, stop, used my safeword.
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I have emerged, red-faced and infuriated, deeply confused that it’s a Nintendo game that has made me feel this way and knowing only one thing for certain: Fuck.
I have emerged, red-faced and infuriated, deeply confused that it’s a Nintendo
game that has made me feel this way and knowing only one thing for certain: Fuck.
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Electric word, burrito; it means… well, shit, this is where it all breaks down.
Electric word, burrito; it means… well,
shit, this is where it all breaks down.
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People are animals, too, of course . . . in the biological sense.
People are animals, too, of course
. . . in the biological sense.
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In October the actor was featured in a celebrity endorsement video in which he called Trump “blatantly stupid”, “a punk”, “a dog”, “a pig”, “a con” and “a bullshit artist”.
In October the actor was featured in a celebrity endorsement video in which he called Trump “blatantly stupid”, “a
punk”, “a dog”, “a pig”, “a con” and “a bullshit artist”.
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The Democrats prove their symbol, the ass, is more stubborn than usual.
The Democrats prove their symbol, the
ass, is more stubborn than usual.
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Meiwes stabbed him in the neck, chopped him up and stored him in the freezer.
Meiwes stabbed him in the neck, chopped
him up and stored him in the freezer.
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During the strange, lengthy rant, he calls the artists racists, faggots, coke-heads, and Darren Wilson supporters.
During the strange, lengthy rant, he calls the artists racists
, faggots, coke-heads, and Darren Wilson supporters.
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“You turned a shit sandwich into an ice cream cone just by who’s coaching you.”
“You turned a shit sandwich into an ice
cream cone just by who’s coaching you.”
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TV is absolutely awash with ads for online gambling sites, and they’re such utter, utter bollocks.
TV is absolutely awash with ads for online gambling sites
, and they’re such utter, utter bollocks.
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Because it’s annoying, wrong, hypocritical, fake, lame, pretentious, whatever.
Because it’s annoying, wrong, hypocritical
, fake, lame, pretentious, whatever.
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The bitch was attired in a yellow saree, while the groom was sitting next to her.
The bitch was attired in a yellow saree,
while the groom was sitting next to her.
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Anyway here are the top 15 sexy animated gifs of Harry Potter star Emma Watson with my mocking commentary because she is a Satan worshiping whore.
Anyway here are the top 15 sexy animated gifs of Harry Potter star
Emma Watson with my mocking commentary because she is a Satan worshiping whore.
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There are platinum hits about being surprised by a lady’s penis and about big butts being really, really nice.
There are platinum hits about being surprised by a lady’s
penis and about big butts being really, really nice.
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I know, you really think that Ryse: Son of Rome is going to suck.
I know, you really think that Ryse
: Son of Rome is going to suck.
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Listen real carefully you fucking shit, because I am about to lay down some serious truths, and you’re going to need to either pay attention or get out of the fast lane, because I have NO PATIENCE for people like you.
Listen real carefully you fucking shit, because I am about to lay down some serious truths, and you’re going to
need to either pay attention or get out of the fast lane, because I have NO PATIENCE for people like you.
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You Albanian Assholes" The full 'must watch' BBC video is not embeddable, but worth viewing, so click image for link: Via The BBC: Alarm at Greek police 'collusion' with far-right Golden Dawn
You Albanian Assholes" The full 'must watch' BBC video is not embeddable, but worth viewing, so
click image for link: Via The BBC: Alarm at Greek police 'collusion' with far-right Golden Dawn
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Wife kills abusive husband in self-defense only to discover 'he' was actually a woman wearing prosthetic penis
Wife kills abusive husband in self-defense only to
discover 'he' was actually a woman wearing prosthetic penis
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May 5, 2016 (Mimesis Law) — There isn’t much dispute over whether Hunter Osborn’s decision to partially expose his genitals during a Red Mountain High School football team photo was anything but a stupid teenage prank.
May 5, 2016 (Mimesis Law) — There isn’t much dispute over whether Hunter Osborn’s decision to
partially expose his genitals during a Red Mountain High School football team photo was anything but a stupid teenage prank.
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Some of these products that come from no-name companies are admittedly, crap.
Some of these products that come from no
-name companies are admittedly, crap.
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Crusades are popular because they allow the average moron to think he’s important.” – Matt Forney, When Good Men Do Nothing
Crusades are popular because they allow the average moron to think he
’s important.” – Matt Forney, When Good Men Do Nothing
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5. And the visible seams that are actually meant to go under your boobs: reddit.com
5. And the visible seams that are
actually meant to go under your boobs: reddit.com
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Not only are insurance execs bad people who do what they do for profit, they are clueless, heartless, greedy bastards who would let you die for a dollar.
Not only are insurance execs bad people who do what they do for profit, they
are clueless, heartless, greedy bastards who would let you die for a dollar.
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But in femdom so much stuff that is packaged as humiliation is – while perfectly humiliating enough for the poor guy in question – just so not fucking sexy for the dom.
But in femdom so much stuff that is packaged as humiliation is – while perfectly humiliating
enough for the poor guy in question – just so not fucking sexy for the dom.
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Whenever I hear a friend recall their painful stories of abuse, almost every time the phrase “drunk asshole” is used.
Whenever I hear a friend recall their painful stories of abuse,
almost every time the phrase “drunk asshole” is used.
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As with everything, unfortunately, idiots get carried away and spoil it for the rest of us.
As with everything, unfortunately, idiots get carried
away and spoil it for the rest of us.
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I know there’s a lot more to sex than putting the penis into the vagina and ejaculating, but the rest is not always easy to define (kissing?
I know there’s a lot more to sex than putting the penis into the
vagina and ejaculating, but the rest is not always easy to define (kissing?
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Masturbating or having sex may help men suffering from hay fever clear those bunged noses, say scientists.
Masturbating or having sex may help men suffering from
hay fever clear those bunged noses, say scientists.
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The EXACT SAME bullshit as when I stopped paying attention to it months ago.
The EXACT SAME bullshit as when I
stopped paying attention to it months ago.
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As a woman, I can’t post pictures containing my nipples on Facebook.
As a woman, I can’t
post pictures containing my nipples on Facebook.
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All of these are words that people say that have absolutely no bearing on these stupid posters that I made.
All of these are words that people say that have
absolutely no bearing on these stupid posters that I made.
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After reading her email, I asked myself, “Hot Ass (positive self-talk), is there a market for a penis that reverses into a sperm?”
After reading her email, I asked myself, “Hot Ass (positive self-
talk), is there a market for a penis that reverses into a sperm?”
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The sort of woman that might even make you want to give that stupid little thing called love a shot.
The sort of woman that might even make you want
to give that stupid little thing called love a shot.
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Some idiot marketing focus group got together and tried to think of a unique selling point for the beer: and the only one they could come up with was that it bore the UK’s first registered trade mark.
Some idiot marketing focus group got together and tried to think of a unique selling point for the beer:
and the only one they could come up with was that it bore the UK’s first registered trade mark.
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‘In particular, team personnel will miss their regular games of trying to guess what the fuck he actually does around here’.
‘In particular, team personnel will miss their regular games of
trying to guess what the fuck he actually does around here’.
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Caller: You are going to have to look over your f*&king shoulder because people in your district hate your f*&king face.
Caller: You are going to have to look over your
f*&king shoulder because people in your district hate your f*&king face.
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So don't ask me stupid questions or make stupid comments when I'm a fighter that can look in the mirror and know I did this shit clean. — Paul Malignaggi #SMK (@PaulMalignaggi) July 1, 2014
So don't ask me stupid questions or make stupid comments when I'm a fighter that can look in the
mirror and know I did this shit clean. — Paul Malignaggi #SMK (@PaulMalignaggi) July 1, 2014
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2) She threatens to mutilate the man's genitalia, if she doesn't get her way.
2) She threatens to mutilate the man's
genitalia, if she doesn't get her way.
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Possibly the worst thing about Valentine's day are those damned cupids.
Possibly the worst thing about Valentine
's day are those damned cupids.
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The girls, being the cruel little beasts that they are, texted her that she was a slut (there’s nothing wrong with being a slut if done for honorable reasons).
The girls, being the cruel little beasts that they are, texted her that she was
a slut (there’s nothing wrong with being a slut if done for honorable reasons).
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All of this to say I think we all agree that Ross knows his sh*t when it comes to a moody, creepy horror score.
All of this to say I think we all agree that Ross knows
his sh*t when it comes to a moody, creepy horror score.
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Vickie Guerrero opened the show to a shit load of heat and introduced Randy Orton.
Vickie Guerrero opened the show to a shit
load of heat and introduced Randy Orton.
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When asked why the pilots were drawing the penises and who was authorizing them to do so, Lt Bullocks said:
When asked why the pilots were drawing the penises and who
was authorizing them to do so, Lt Bullocks said:
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Bitches gasped, lost their minds and threw fried chicken drumsticks at Rachel.
Bitches gasped, lost their minds and
threw fried chicken drumsticks at Rachel.
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I’m a sucker for alternate realities and in this one Lincoln was a dick with a cockney accent.
I’m a sucker for alternate realities and in this
one Lincoln was a dick with a cockney accent.
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The court heard that one tweet from Sorley started with an expletive and continued: "Die you worthless piece of crap."
The court heard that one tweet from Sorley started with an expletive
and continued: "Die you worthless piece of crap."
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Video shows the attendant intervening and Banks calling him a "fucking faggot."
Video shows the attendant intervening and Banks
calling him a "fucking faggot."
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Lucy is a 30-year-old Canadian beauty with a large and voluptuous figure but small tits that any admirer of a BBW will appreciate.
Lucy is a 30-year-old Canadian beauty with a large and voluptuous
figure but small tits that any admirer of a BBW will appreciate.
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Listen all you hateful sons 'a bitches out there, just because there are those of us in the world who enjoy wearing diapers and pretending to be babies it DOESN'T MEAN WE ARE PEDOPHILES OR CHILD MOLESTERS!
Listen all you hateful sons 'a bitches out there, just because there are those of us in the
world who enjoy wearing diapers and pretending to be babies it DOESN'T MEAN WE ARE PEDOPHILES OR CHILD MOLESTERS!
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This is the pedophile that social engineered Amanda Todd into supplying him nude pictures."
This is the pedophile that social engineered Amanda
Todd into supplying him nude pictures."
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“I just think gay people are vile and disgusting with their genuine and harmless desire to enjoy affection and love with another human being, it’s sick,” he added.
“I just think gay people are vile and disgusting with their genuine and harmless desire to
enjoy affection and love with another human being, it’s sick,” he added.
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can sometimes be answered by "because humans are selfish, thoughtless halfwits."
can sometimes be answered by "because
humans are selfish, thoughtless halfwits."
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Office worker Tom Logan said: “Instead of my usual hangover, I have a feeling which I can only describe as like being experimented on with CIA mind control drugs while the world comes to an end and demons in your head tell you you’re an arse.
Office worker Tom Logan said: “Instead of my usual hangover, I have a feeling which I can only describe as like being
experimented on with CIA mind control drugs while the world comes to an end and demons in your head tell you you’re an arse.
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Japanese man, 22, cooks his own genitals and serves them up to paying guests at a dinner party
Japanese man, 22, cooks his own genitals and
serves them up to paying guests at a dinner party
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“I’m really looking forward to lots of people fondling my boobs,” Rina Serina told Tokyo Sports.
“I’m really looking forward to lots of people
fondling my boobs,” Rina Serina told Tokyo Sports.
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The firing comes after the singularly vile McHugh caught the world’s attention because of how fucking dumb she is by tweeting this:
The firing comes after the singularly vile McHugh caught the world’s
attention because of how fucking dumb she is by tweeting this:
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That includes a 12-year-old who thinks the project is "awesome," the person who calls him "you fu*king disgusting bastards," and the fan who simply notes, "Thanks bro."
That includes a 12-year-old who thinks the project is "awesome," the person who calls
him "you fu*king disgusting bastards," and the fan who simply notes, "Thanks bro."
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Aziza Kibibi was 8-years-old when her father, Aswad Ayinde, started sexually abusing her
Aziza Kibibi was 8-years-old when her
father, Aswad Ayinde, started sexually abusing her
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I think he is a good person, and in a world where the pain of men is invisible it must be one hell of a mind-fuck trying to make sense of why so many of us are pissed, and getting more so.
I think he is a good person, and in a world where the pain of men is invisible it must be one
hell of a mind-fuck trying to make sense of why so many of us are pissed, and getting more so.
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Manchurian Candidate idiocy notwithstanding, even Romney’s clear intent with that remark, that he had been persuaded by a forceful PR campaign, made it damaging, but the combination was devastating.
Manchurian Candidate idiocy notwithstanding, even Romney’s clear intent with that remark, that he had
been persuaded by a forceful PR campaign, made it damaging, but the combination was devastating.
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The Hair Flip says, “Fuck you, dude, I have other things to do than care about your sad boner.”
The Hair Flip says, “Fuck you, dude, I
have other things to do than care about your sad boner.”
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”Chinese people eat instant noodles not because they’re cheap, but because your food sucks!”
”Chinese people eat instant noodles not because they
’re cheap, but because your food sucks!”
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The cat's mangled body had a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial. No, seriously. Stop laughing, dammit! You have to believe me. Stephen Hawking ran over my cat.
The cat's mangled body had a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial. No,
seriously. Stop laughing, dammit! You have to believe me. Stephen Hawking ran over my cat.
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What was surprising was that at the end of this video Rock claimed that Cena had pissed him off so much that he was going to kick his ass before WrestleMania in the city where it all started for him.
What was surprising was that at the end of this video Rock claimed that Cena had pissed him off so
much that he was going to kick his ass before WrestleMania in the city where it all started for him.
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A former CNN anchor who survived a harrowing robbery attempt said on Monday that her right to bear arms saved her life, and anyone who believes otherwise can "shut the fuck up."
A former CNN anchor who survived a harrowing robbery attempt said on Monday that her right to bear
arms saved her life, and anyone who believes otherwise can "shut the fuck up."
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President Obama is doing anything but closing out his lame duck term quietly.
President Obama is doing anything but closing
out his lame duck term quietly.
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The third used to work in the building as a producer on the Andrew Napolitano–hosted show Freedom Watch, and is on record telling a hostile interviewer in 2015 that he swims in a "pyramid pile of pussy."
The third used to work in the building as a producer on the Andrew Napolitano–hosted show Freedom Watch,
and is on record telling a hostile interviewer in 2015 that he swims in a "pyramid pile of pussy."
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Entitled On Bullshit, it quickly rocketed to the New York Times Best Seller List, where it remained for twenty-seven weeks.
Entitled On Bullshit, it quickly rocketed to the New York Times
Best Seller List, where it remained for twenty-seven weeks.
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This allows these mega ISPs to provide the shitty customer service and high prices we all know so well.
This allows these mega ISPs to provide the shitty customer
service and high prices we all know so well.
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John McCain, called businessman Donald Trump "a jackass" on CNN's "Erin Burnett OutFront" on Monday.
John McCain, called businessman Donald Trump "a jackass"
on CNN's "Erin Burnett OutFront" on Monday.
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Islam deems this a crime punishable by death because they are backward, ignorant, intolerant, and get their advice on ethics from a centuries old child molester.
Islam deems this a crime punishable by death because they are backward, ignorant,
intolerant, and get their advice on ethics from a centuries old child molester.
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And the angry refrain hurled at each of them from bystanders in each of the spots: "Jerk!"
And the angry refrain hurled at each of them from
bystanders in each of the spots: "Jerk!"
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Rangers legend Paul Gascoigne has claimed he used to touch Les Ferdinand's penis before England games.
Rangers legend Paul Gascoigne has claimed he used to
touch Les Ferdinand's penis before England games.
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Astoundingly, one in three Native American women will be raped in their lifetimes.
Astoundingly, one in three Native American
women will be raped in their lifetimes.
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I went to walk off and she booted me right up the arse and I turned around and she punched me again.”
I went to walk off and she booted me right up the
arse and I turned around and she punched me again.”
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Suddenly, my eyes get bigger, my breasts get bigger, my hair is, for once in my life, under control, my lips are...lippier.
Suddenly, my eyes get bigger, my breasts get bigger, my hair is
, for once in my life, under control, my lips are...lippier.
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Really, this never should have become an issue, but whenever a right wing idiot goes beyond the pale, the Republican Ministry of Propaganda, Fox News, jumps in to support them.
Really, this never should have become an issue, but whenever a right wing idiot goes beyond
the pale, the Republican Ministry of Propaganda, Fox News, jumps in to support them.
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but he pointed his rubber bullet gun at me and yelled "Go to the fucking bridge!"
but he pointed his rubber bullet gun at me
and yelled "Go to the fucking bridge!"