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When its fighters enslave and rape infidel girls, they boast that they are doing God’s will.
When its fighters enslave and rape infidel girls,
they boast that they are doing God’s will.
93,801
Someone keeps shitting in a pool in Falmouth, Cornwall so hard that a weekly children's disco is in danger of being cancelled.
Someone keeps shitting in a pool in Falmouth, Cornwall so hard
that a weekly children's disco is in danger of being cancelled.
93,802
Territorians have reported that dangerous wandering cocks are invading Kakadu National Park.
Territorians have reported that dangerous wandering
cocks are invading Kakadu National Park.
93,803
Mounting a Summer or Winter Olympics is always a pain in the ass.
Mounting a Summer or Winter Olympics is
always a pain in the ass.
93,804
He also said "Never get married, sooner or later they all turn out to be thieving whores who sell your car to their cousin Robert."
He also said "Never get married, sooner or later they all turn
out to be thieving whores who sell your car to their cousin Robert."
93,805
The suspect then sat on a bench and “pulled his penis out” and began masturbating in front of the masseuse.
The suspect then sat on a bench and “pulled his
penis out” and began masturbating in front of the masseuse.
93,806
“You would think a basic understanding of physics would prevent people from doing something this foolish, but dumbasses continue to do it and mess things up for the rest of us.
“You would think a basic understanding of physics would prevent people from doing something this foolish
, but dumbasses continue to do it and mess things up for the rest of us.
93,807
Many of these come straight from the apartheid era: you are a k...irboetie; you’re sucking up to blacks, the ANC and the communists; you should be shot as a traitor.
Many of these come straight from the apartheid era: you are a k...irboetie; you’re
sucking up to blacks, the ANC and the communists; you should be shot as a traitor.
93,808
Basically, it is the story of one man’s journey from being a bitch to a pimp and where that path leads you.
Basically, it is the story of one man’s journey from
being a bitch to a pimp and where that path leads you.
93,809
And men who do their best to be respectful, female-positive humans, I salute you, I do.But please, please just fuck me already.
And men who do their best to be respectful, female-positive humans,
I salute you, I do.But please, please just fuck me already.
93,810
While Dymond was walking, a van drove up and someone yelled, “You’re a prostitute!
While Dymond was walking, a van drove up
and someone yelled, “You’re a prostitute!
93,811
"England manager Roy Hodgson once again made himself look extremely stupid.
"England manager Roy Hodgson once
again made himself look extremely stupid.
93,812
It's just about Tony Abbott, the f---ing worm that he is," Labe told reporters this afternoon.
It's just about Tony Abbott, the f---ing
worm that he is," Labe told reporters this afternoon.
93,813
In a tasteless newsletter to staff at Calare Public School in Orange, Christian Cundy said: “I will send out a well-scripted letter in week 4 starting off — Have you bred a moron?
In a tasteless newsletter to staff at Calare Public School in Orange, Christian Cundy said: “I
will send out a well-scripted letter in week 4 starting off — Have you bred a moron?
93,814
“Last week, she came to my room while I was fast asleep and grabbed my scrotum, saying I will not escape this time.
“Last week, she came to my room while I was fast
asleep and grabbed my scrotum, saying I will not escape this time.
93,815
Writer Stephen King said it was evidence of a “a severely fucked-up mind.”
Writer Stephen King said it was evidence of a
“a severely fucked-up mind.”
93,816
You've got a week and a bit to get your shit together otherwise I'm blowing the airport sky high!
You've got a week and a bit to get your
shit together otherwise I'm blowing the airport sky high!
93,817
"This is the best shit I ever could have thought of, it's saving my life," she says at the start of one clip.
"This is the best shit I ever could have thought of, it
's saving my life," she says at the start of one clip.
93,818
Also please keep in mind I also don’t give a fuck about your opinions, so don’t bother me with them.
Also please keep in mind I also don’t give a fuck
about your opinions, so don’t bother me with them.
93,819
‘Fag number one, you can stand over here,’ he allegedly shouted at one of the students.
‘Fag number one, you can stand over here
,’ he allegedly shouted at one of the students.
93,820
The white Mercedes daubed with ripostes such as 'worst boss ever', 'up yours I quit' and 'stick your job up your a***' was spotted parked outside the Queens Hotel on Thursday morning.
The white Mercedes daubed with ripostes such as 'worst boss ever', 'up yours I quit' and
'stick your job up your a***' was spotted parked outside the Queens Hotel on Thursday morning.
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Filipina says boss who masturbated behind her offered hush money (Feb. 25, 2016) – Contact us at [email protected] JP/RA
Filipina says boss who masturbated behind her offered hush money (Feb. 25,
2016) – Contact us at [email protected] JP/RA
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Paedophile baby rapist found dead in his cell after inmates took contracts out on him https://t.co/piDtN67b3X pic.twitter.com/Y1PM8aBpks — Police Hour (@PoliceHour) November 26, 2016
Paedophile baby rapist found dead in his cell after inmates took contracts out
on him https://t.co/piDtN67b3X pic.twitter.com/Y1PM8aBpks — Police Hour (@PoliceHour) November 26, 2016
93,823
“I don’t care what they are, who they sleep with, men’s room was designated for the penis, women’s not so much.
“I don’t care what they are, who they sleep with,
men’s room was designated for the penis, women’s not so much.
93,824
Set in a derelict apartment complex in Paris, this 2009 French zombie flick combines merciless drug dealers, cops out for revenge, oh and a fuck load of flesh eating, brain hungry, swarm of the undead.
Set in a derelict apartment complex in Paris, this 2009 French zombie flick combines merciless drug dealers, cops
out for revenge, oh and a fuck load of flesh eating, brain hungry, swarm of the undead.
93,825
He’s a Fox News liberal, which is an idiot who’s supposed to bob his head and go, ‘Oh, yeah, you’re right.
He’s a Fox News liberal, which is an idiot who’s supposed to
bob his head and go, ‘Oh, yeah, you’re right.
93,826
plus bill tells aisha she looks like crap, sprains his finger, and nearly kills himself.
plus bill tells aisha she looks like crap,
sprains his finger, and nearly kills himself.
93,827
These were a group of punks that had no compunctions against smoking, drinking and fucking, thank you very much.
These were a group of punks that had no compunctions against
smoking, drinking and fucking, thank you very much.
93,828
Studios make anime with girls flash their boobs, asses, and all manner of other naughty bits all the time, so why shouldn’t the lady viewers get some of the same?
Studios make anime with girls flash their boobs, asses, and all manner of other naughty
bits all the time, so why shouldn’t the lady viewers get some of the same?
93,829
0 Police: Ride-share driver forced woman into apartment, raped her for hours
0 Police: Ride-share driver forced
woman into apartment, raped her for hours
93,830
Yes, the infamous, constantly repeated, idiotic rhetoric that Asian men are white-worshipping.
Yes, the infamous, constantly repeated, idiotic
rhetoric that Asian men are white-worshipping.
93,831
In short, the giving Barbie a fat ass and a gut helped torpedo the brand.
In short, the giving Barbie a fat
ass and a gut helped torpedo the brand.
93,832
“It’s time America reached out to Putin and his testicles with a friendly, caressing hand.”
“It’s time America reached out to Putin and
his testicles with a friendly, caressing hand.”
93,833
Pot can really f*ck up your life if you smoke it so often and in such large quantities that you are not strengthening, but weakening your connection with the outside world.
Pot can really f*ck up your life if you smoke it so often and in such
large quantities that you are not strengthening, but weakening your connection with the outside world.
93,834
"Jesus fucking Christ, is there any white people in this class?"
"Jesus fucking Christ, is there
any white people in this class?"
93,835
The men started chanting “Trump, Trump, Trump,” and the group leaving Artists Space responded by chanting “Olé, Olé, Olé, Fuck Trump.”
The men started chanting “Trump, Trump, Trump,” and the group leaving
Artists Space responded by chanting “Olé, Olé, Olé, Fuck Trump.”
93,836
DJ Newbill will never be in "One Shining Moment," and given what Newbill has been through during his life and his career at Southern Miss and Penn State, that's a damn shame.
DJ Newbill will never be in "One Shining Moment," and given what Newbill has been through
during his life and his career at Southern Miss and Penn State, that's a damn shame.
93,837
But she had a vagina (at least as far as anyone was willing to check) so that means she was the candidate for every lumpy she-hadist with her tits in a twist.
But she had a vagina (at least as far as anyone was willing to check) so
that means she was the candidate for every lumpy she-hadist with her tits in a twist.
93,838
Stating that Thatcher "simply did not give a shit about people" it ends: "United Kingdom?
Stating that Thatcher "simply did not give a shit
about people" it ends: "United Kingdom?
93,839
Then again, a combination of the two would render me homicidal maniac. yes, colloquial speech is stupid discourse particles are stupid quotative particles are stupid fillers are stupid lower registers of speech = stupid!!!!!!
Then again, a combination of the two would render me homicidal maniac. yes, colloquial speech is stupid discourse
particles are stupid quotative particles are stupid fillers are stupid lower registers of speech = stupid!!!!!!
93,840
It's too good of a thing touse as a pain in the ass for Springtrap.Previous:Next:PANEL 1:Foxy: And after that, nothing?
It's too good of a thing touse as a pain in the ass for Springtrap
.Previous:Next:PANEL 1:Foxy: And after that, nothing?
93,841
At this, the Queen dashed madly through the court with her drawers at half-mast, and her ass shining like a looking-glass in the moonlight.
At this, the Queen dashed madly through the court with her drawers at half
-mast, and her ass shining like a looking-glass in the moonlight.
93,842
Phil Murphy is a Wall Streeter who made his money at the notoriously anti-worker firm of Goldman Sucks.
Phil Murphy is a Wall Streeter who made his money
at the notoriously anti-worker firm of Goldman Sucks.
93,843
The street thugs who made the video and the little boy are black.
The street thugs who made the video
and the little boy are black.
93,844
McCain says, fuck you, we’re coming whether you like it or not, and since we’re providing “most” of our own security you better get your ass in gear and get your local law enforcement on over here to provide the rest.
McCain says, fuck you, we’re coming whether you like it or not, and since we’re providing “most”
of our own security you better get your ass in gear and get your local law enforcement on over here to provide the rest.
93,845
1. Whitney Cummings "It takes a couple years to get fuckin' good and to figure out what your point of view is, and I feel like the best managers of women just slow their women down.
1. Whitney Cummings "It takes a couple years to get fuckin' good and to figure out what
your point of view is, and I feel like the best managers of women just slow their women down.
93,846
It's your favorite color, it flatters your butt and never gives you a front-wedgie, and yet you'd like your girls to be a little more showy.
It's your favorite color, it flatters your butt and never gives you a front
-wedgie, and yet you'd like your girls to be a little more showy.
93,847
Besides the ice cream uniforms this shite is unbelievably gay and not in a subtle way.
Besides the ice cream uniforms this shite is
unbelievably gay and not in a subtle way.
93,848
Coffee shop with baristas in bikinis under fire for calling customer a 'fat b****' and telling her to 'save world hunger by shooting yourself'
Coffee shop with baristas in bikinis under fire for calling customer a 'fat b*
***' and telling her to 'save world hunger by shooting yourself'
93,849
. Killary’s “oh shit” tech wizard was on reddit looking for disc wiping advice just before the shit hit the fan.
. Killary’s “oh shit” tech wizard was on reddit
looking for disc wiping advice just before the shit hit the fan.
93,850
A” was arrested late last night for nude cycling while masturbating in front of tourists.
A” was arrested late last night for
nude cycling while masturbating in front of tourists.
93,851
“Get the f*ck away from my kid, you motherf*cker,” Tracy Leeser says as she approaches the three teenagers at Fleet Park in St.
“Get the f*ck away from my kid, you motherf*cker,”
Tracy Leeser says as she approaches the three teenagers at Fleet Park in St.
93,852
Fuck me, I’ve gotta [sic] go before they drag me out of bed and shoot me in the street like a communist,” he explained.
Fuck me, I’ve gotta [sic] go before they drag me out
of bed and shoot me in the street like a communist,” he explained.
93,853
Monday’s Supreme Court decision in Burrell v Hobby Lobby was a blow against consumer protection, worker’s rights, and the religious liberty of employees who want their medical care to be free of what their boss thinks Jesus wants for their vagina.
Monday’s Supreme Court decision in Burrell v Hobby Lobby was a blow against consumer protection, worker’s rights, and the
religious liberty of employees who want their medical care to be free of what their boss thinks Jesus wants for their vagina.
93,854
Long considered the standard bearer of cuckservatism, National Review has decided to stand athwart humanity yelling “FUCK YOU, DAD!”
Long considered the standard bearer of cuckservatism, National Review has decided
to stand athwart humanity yelling “FUCK YOU, DAD!”
93,855
First homosexuals stole the English word “gay” and now they’ve grabbed the rainbow colors, too;
First homosexuals stole the English word “gay” and
now they’ve grabbed the rainbow colors, too;
93,856
It’s just a little bit of a penis and really doesn’t interfere much with my life.
It’s just a little bit of a penis
and really doesn’t interfere much with my life.
93,857
There are lots of quasi-literate racist assholes around and it's unlikely you will distinguish yourself.
There are lots of quasi-literate racist assholes
around and it's unlikely you will distinguish yourself.
93,858
The pastor defending the law then lectures Fry on the proper use of his penis.
The pastor defending the law then lectures Fry
on the proper use of his penis.
93,859
Your solution: Say you're having sex with a woman, but you're worried that, being a lying, baby-hungry female, she might secretly impregnate herself with the used condom.
Your solution: Say you're having sex with a woman, but you're worried that,
being a lying, baby-hungry female, she might secretly impregnate herself with the used condom.
93,860
One elderly woman stops long enough to tell her she deserved to be raped for not loving Jesus enough.
One elderly woman stops long enough to tell her she
deserved to be raped for not loving Jesus enough.
93,861
The women reported the crime and gave a description of the suspect to Huntington Beach Police.Three days later Galliher allegedly walked out of the same wetlands area, exposed his penis and masturbated in public.
The women reported the crime and gave a description of the suspect to Huntington Beach Police.Three days
later Galliher allegedly walked out of the same wetlands area, exposed his penis and masturbated in public.
93,862
Today in “anime was a mistake,” fans of the anime Keijo , in which women in swimsuits fight with their boobs and asses, are making the anime sport a reality.
Today in “anime was a mistake,” fans of the anime Keijo , in which
women in swimsuits fight with their boobs and asses, are making the anime sport a reality.
93,863
The Nation contributor Adam Johnson tweeted, “Dems vomit out shitty slogans because they can’t name that which is afflicting people’s lives without upsetting their rolodex of donors.”
The Nation contributor Adam Johnson tweeted, “Dems vomit out shitty slogans because they ca
n’t name that which is afflicting people’s lives without upsetting their rolodex of donors.”
93,864
When I heard about the shooting in Sandy Hook on Friday, I had just finished reading Goldberg’s stupid and enraging piece.
When I heard about the shooting in Sandy Hook on Friday,
I had just finished reading Goldberg’s stupid and enraging piece.
93,865
Lots of projects in the hopper – authentic medieval gluten-free beer, lighting shit on fire, putting fancy holes in the ground, and more.
Lots of projects in the hopper – authentic medieval gluten-free beer,
lighting shit on fire, putting fancy holes in the ground, and more.
93,866
Trump’s affinity for the strongman who has called both the Pope and former President Barack Obama “son[s] of a whore” is far from new.
Trump’s affinity for the strongman who has called both the Pope and former
President Barack Obama “son[s] of a whore” is far from new.
93,867
It is also the force that dethrones the idiot gods, as even their control over nature is limited.
It is also the force that dethrones the idiot gods
, as even their control over nature is limited.
93,868
Suppose some tyrant wants to kill the ten million richest white people, then redistribute their things to black people.
Suppose some tyrant wants to kill the ten million richest
white people, then redistribute their things to black people.
93,869
At a Friday night rally in Alabama, President Donald Trump gave the NFL no choice but to respond after he insulted protesting NFL players as "sons of bitches" and called for NFL owners to fire players who protest during the national anthem.
At a Friday night rally in Alabama, President Donald Trump gave the NFL no choice but to respond after he insulted protesting
NFL players as "sons of bitches" and called for NFL owners to fire players who protest during the national anthem.
93,870
And LGBT people, for the most part, are not outraged over his oral sex joke about Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin.
And LGBT people, for the most part, are not outraged
over his oral sex joke about Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin.
93,871
Revealed: Virgin Whore Elizabeth Raine is actually high-achieving graduate Hanna Kern
Revealed: Virgin Whore Elizabeth Raine is
actually high-achieving graduate Hanna Kern
93,872
I wanna open this by stating that this is not a "oh shit we messed up" decision.
I wanna open this by stating that this is not
a "oh shit we messed up" decision.
93,873
"About ten weeks into my pregnancy, I was doing prenatal yoga and it felt like someone had rammed a pitchfork up my butt."
"About ten weeks into my pregnancy, I was doing prenatal yoga
and it felt like someone had rammed a pitchfork up my butt."
93,874
The sex boycott already has its own line of t-shirts, all carrying the official logo: two hands clasped together, creating a shape that suggests an open vagina (see above).
The sex boycott already has its own line of t-shirts, all carrying the official logo
: two hands clasped together, creating a shape that suggests an open vagina (see above).
93,875
“Sir, we didn’t need to verify that he called you a moron, he did it behind your back,” MSNBC’s Stephanie Ruhle said on air, delivering another round of bad press and further enraging the president.
“Sir, we didn’t need to verify that he called you a moron, he did it behind your back
,” MSNBC’s Stephanie Ruhle said on air, delivering another round of bad press and further enraging the president.
93,876
He said he masturbated to erotic stories about sneezing on the Internet.
He said he masturbated to erotic
stories about sneezing on the Internet.
93,877
Caputo tweeted Wednesday that Hannity is “a new enemy” for “Rubio World,” and quoted an unnamed Rubio staffer calling the Fox News host a “fucking asshole,” a “pussy,” and a “sellout.”
Caputo tweeted Wednesday that Hannity is “a new enemy” for “Rubio World,” and quoted an unnamed Rubio
staffer calling the Fox News host a “fucking asshole,” a “pussy,” and a “sellout.”
93,878
"These idiot politicians who talk about climate change, for goodness sake, do they really think little us can do anything about it?
"These idiot politicians who talk about climate change, for goodness sake
, do they really think little us can do anything about it?
93,879
Perhaps a rare Linux virus will attack; perhaps you’ll be targeted by ransomware scammers.
Perhaps a rare Linux virus will attack;
perhaps you’ll be targeted by ransomware scammers.
93,880
Or maybe, as the New York Daily News would have it, Americans are “pretty dumb.”
Or maybe, as the New York Daily News would
have it, Americans are “pretty dumb.”
93,881
One officer can even be heard making jokes about wanting to kick Marla James, an amputee, in her “fucking nub.”
One officer can even be heard making jokes about wanting to kick
Marla James, an amputee, in her “fucking nub.”
93,882
If I had the CD to A-B compare it to and thought the CD sounded better, I would say I don’t give a rat’s ass anymore and would still have lived a full life.
If I had the CD to A-B compare it to and thought the CD sounded better, I
would say I don’t give a rat’s ass anymore and would still have lived a full life.
93,883
We totally fucked up that referendum campaign - and that would almost be a generous and kind interpretation."
We totally fucked up that referendum campaign - and that
would almost be a generous and kind interpretation."
93,884
After checking out Melissa's routine, Amber says we can finally put all those rumors about Melissa's alleged past as a stripper to rest: "Damn.
After checking out Melissa's routine, Amber says we can finally put all those
rumors about Melissa's alleged past as a stripper to rest: "Damn.
93,885
“He told me in a hissing voice, ‘I wanted to kill you with acid, but good for you, I couldn’t find any.’”
“He told me in a hissing voice, ‘I wanted to kill you
with acid, but good for you, I couldn’t find any.’”
93,886
PfNPo9dlhvFwSSs3vEcIXlvoYvGqAjsvy3azvphd5Gw I'm too cheap for a seedbox and uploading the whole fucking game decrypted would take too fucking long.
PfNPo9dlhvFwSSs3vEcIXlvoYvGqAjsvy3azvphd5Gw I'm too cheap for a seedbox and uploading
the whole fucking game decrypted would take too fucking long.
93,887
Which kind of sucks, since the just-worrying-about-me thing was working pretty well for a while.
Which kind of sucks, since the just-worrying-
about-me thing was working pretty well for a while.
93,888
Every day brings new stories out of the White House about what an idiot Donald Trump is.
Every day brings new stories out of the White
House about what an idiot Donald Trump is.
93,889
It turns out that a diet of potatoes, rice milk and pasta is bad for pussy.
It turns out that a diet of potatoes,
rice milk and pasta is bad for pussy.
93,890
Neymar da silva Santos told Sport: They [Barcelona] are p****d off.
Neymar da silva Santos told Sport:
They [Barcelona] are p****d off.
93,891
Even supposedly intelligent members of Congress support stupid ideas – such as a fence along the U.S.-Mexico border.
Even supposedly intelligent members of Congress support stupid ideas
– such as a fence along the U.S.-Mexico border.
93,892
When you’re sitting on a chair, 1g is the amount of force exerted up into your ass by the chair, to prevent you from going into free-fall.
When you’re sitting on a chair, 1g is the amount of force exerted up
into your ass by the chair, to prevent you from going into free-fall.
93,893
You found yourself bit by one of 'em of the "Lunar Shapechanging" persuasion, 'gratulations, you been cursed.
You found yourself bit by one of 'em of the "
Lunar Shapechanging" persuasion, 'gratulations, you been cursed.
93,894
After tonight, Donald Trump will remain the frontrunner; Jeb Bush will continue to bring up the rear; John Kasich will continue to be the boil festering on the ass of the American public.
After tonight, Donald Trump will remain the frontrunner; Jeb Bush will continue to bring up the
rear; John Kasich will continue to be the boil festering on the ass of the American public.
93,895
I would rather chew off my f***ing scrotum than ever listen again to this boneless f***ing melange of morose f***ing piss-shit!
I would rather chew off my f***ing scrotum than ever listen again
to this boneless f***ing melange of morose f***ing piss-shit!
93,896
It was then I swallowed the harsh reality of my own fate, this was “The Man” I had heard of all those years, and I was his bitch.
It was then I swallowed the harsh reality of my own fate, this was “
The Man” I had heard of all those years, and I was his bitch.
93,897
"If people are that stupid then they deserve the financial penalty they get and this is a classic example of someone having more money than brains, and they have been hit in the pocketbook," he said.
"If people are that stupid then they deserve the financial penalty they get and this is a classic example
of someone having more money than brains, and they have been hit in the pocketbook," he said.
93,898
“Big beautiful boobs and buildings, big beautiful boobs and buildings” was the soothing mantra he used to calm himself down.
“Big beautiful boobs and buildings, big beautiful boobs and buildings
” was the soothing mantra he used to calm himself down.
93,899
Throughout the competition she was constantly mocked by judges with thinly veiled references to the largeness of her breasts.[
Throughout the competition she was constantly mocked by judges with
thinly veiled references to the largeness of her breasts.[