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He was also the object of an old school classic: "I will kick your ass from here to kingdom come until I'm 80 years old."
He was also the object of an old school classic: "I will kick
your ass from here to kingdom come until I'm 80 years old."
93,901
You should have fought for California, goddamnit, since you love it..
You should have fought for California,
goddamnit, since you love it..
93,902
I don't want to be killed because you're getting you're dog," he shouted.
I don't want to be killed because you
're getting you're dog," he shouted.
93,903
The Fleshlight is a brand of artificial vagina or artificial anal opening sex toy.[
The Fleshlight is a brand of artificial vagina
or artificial anal opening sex toy.[
93,904
“The truth is that there are a great many other races out there, and I think we should be focusing on developing pig-ignorant and irrational prejudices against those, as well as the Muslims.
“The truth is that there are a great many other races out there, and I think we
should be focusing on developing pig-ignorant and irrational prejudices against those, as well as the Muslims.
93,905
Killing the Muslims who just so happen to be committing mass rape (among other things) in their country?
Killing the Muslims who just so happen to be committing
mass rape (among other things) in their country?
93,906
The feat earned her an appearance on tonight's episode of the always-popular "Tournament of Champions," and this answer in the Jeopardy round category of "Group Countdown" left that smarmy asshole Alex Trebek insinuating she was a slut.
The feat earned her an appearance on tonight's episode of the always-popular "Tournament of Champions," and this
answer in the Jeopardy round category of "Group Countdown" left that smarmy asshole Alex Trebek insinuating she was a slut.
93,907
These remarks annoy me for many reasons, chiefly that they are ageist and sexist and demeaning and, well, just plain dumb.
These remarks annoy me for many reasons, chiefly that they are
ageist and sexist and demeaning and, well, just plain dumb.
93,908
When Hanks first read the play, he thought MacAlary was kind of a jerk.
When Hanks first read the play, he
thought MacAlary was kind of a jerk.
93,909
There is honestly a growing trend when it comes to women’s vaginas that is quite disturbing.
There is honestly a growing trend when it comes
to women’s vaginas that is quite disturbing.
93,910
Now that I see this year’s figure, all I can wonder is: are we all going to sit around and blithely accept the fact that during a single student’s tenure at a four-year college, the average debt burden has increased by eight thousand fucking dollars?
Now that I see this year’s figure, all I can wonder is: are we all going to sit around and blithely accept the
fact that during a single student’s tenure at a four-year college, the average debt burden has increased by eight thousand fucking dollars?
93,911
"All I saw was an advert for penis enlargement, but he was like, 'No, look properly.'
"All I saw was an advert for penis enlargement,
but he was like, 'No, look properly.'
93,912
‘I was wearing a Crystal Palace shirt, he said “You’re a f***ing disgrace”, and I went "Hey, what the bloody hell are you saying?”
‘I was wearing a Crystal Palace shirt, he said “You’re a f***ing disgrace
”, and I went "Hey, what the bloody hell are you saying?”
93,913
Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men
still believe that owning a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
93,914
By cheering on the likes of Meghan Trainor and other ambassadors of ass, you are helping perpetuate the degradation of women into fat, self-centered sluts.
By cheering on the likes of Meghan Trainor and other ambassadors of ass, you
are helping perpetuate the degradation of women into fat, self-centered sluts.
93,915
A former Baptist pastor has figured out the answer to ridding the world of those pesky gays once and for all: just sue ’em.
A former Baptist pastor has figured out the answer to ridding the world
of those pesky gays once and for all: just sue ’em.
93,916
You're probably thinking to yourself, "Self, where the f**k are the rest of the Thundercats?!"
You're probably thinking to yourself, "Self, where
the f**k are the rest of the Thundercats?!"
93,917
XD In ''my'' version, <<Name>> shot her in the chest first and then <<he,she,it>> kills her with the bullet in the head o.o.... (after <<he,she,it>> take her to the dark room with Max to make that Photo o.o)
XD In ''my'' version, <<Name>> shot her in the chest first and then <<he,she,it>> kills
her with the bullet in the head o.o.... (after <<he,she,it>> take her to the dark room with Max to make that Photo o.o)
93,918
In fact, it hasn't even been a week since Kanye last rapped about it on "Real Friends": "I had a cousin that stole my laptop that I was fuckin' bitches on / Paid that nigga 250 thousand just to get it from him."
In fact, it hasn't even been a week since Kanye last rapped about it on "Real Friends": "I had a
cousin that stole my laptop that I was fuckin' bitches on / Paid that nigga 250 thousand just to get it from him."
93,919
pubId=1155968404" true Mexican ex-president: No, we won't pay for Trump's 'stupid wall'
pubId=1155968404" true Mexican ex-president: No,
we won't pay for Trump's 'stupid wall'
93,920
We’ve all fought the urge to shut such idiots up with sudden, naked violence (because such violence would clearly be wrong).
We’ve all fought the urge to shut such idiots up with sudden
, naked violence (because such violence would clearly be wrong).
93,921
Thus, my skinny ass got weighed way down and I lost any semblance of a weight advantage I used to enjoy.
Thus, my skinny ass got weighed way down and I
lost any semblance of a weight advantage I used to enjoy.
93,922
This is why services like Apple Pay, Samsung Pay, Stripe, and the DOA CurrentC are being developed, and why Visa, currently the biggest name in payments, is slightly shitting itself.
This is why services like Apple Pay, Samsung Pay, Stripe, and the DOA CurrentC are
being developed, and why Visa, currently the biggest name in payments, is slightly shitting itself.
93,923
That’s when his mother, a prostitute who also produced 12 other children, threw him out of their home for fondling his younger sister.
That’s when his mother, a prostitute who also produced 12 other
children, threw him out of their home for fondling his younger sister.
93,924
Hurd said the murder was “highly premeditated” and that he wanted to kill Crampton because she was trying to have sex with him.
Hurd said the murder was “highly premeditated” and that he wanted
to kill Crampton because she was trying to have sex with him.
93,925
New York’s state law excludes nonconsensual oral and anal sex from the definition of “rape”, calling them “sexual assault” instead, the New York Daily News reports.
New York’s state law excludes nonconsensual oral and anal sex from the definition of “rape
”, calling them “sexual assault” instead, the New York Daily News reports.
93,926
“Ever since I realized I could stop friends from calling me a ‘lame ass bitch’ for not drinking if I said I was straight edge, all I’ve been able to think about is getting this ink.
“Ever since I realized I could stop friends from calling me a ‘lame ass bitch’ for not drinking
if I said I was straight edge, all I’ve been able to think about is getting this ink.
93,927
("Why can't they just accept that if they have a penis, then they're a dude?")
("Why can't they just accept that if they
have a penis, then they're a dude?")
93,928
"I just read the Citizen Lab reports on FinFisher and Hacking Team and thought 'that's fucked up.'"
"I just read the Citizen Lab reports on FinFisher and
Hacking Team and thought 'that's fucked up.'"
93,929
Poveglia Island is a secluded little piece of land that even the macho-iest of Italians stay the fuck away from.
Poveglia Island is a secluded little piece of land that even
the macho-iest of Italians stay the fuck away from.
93,930
As she put it, “With the discretion of a well-bred debutante, the Times has just lost its F-bomb virginity, so to speak.”
As she put it, “With the discretion of a well-bred debutante,
the Times has just lost its F-bomb virginity, so to speak.”
93,931
The tones I hear on this song give me hope that all this fucked shit happening in the world is not forever, but just a moment in the thing we call time.
The tones I hear on this song give me hope that all this fucked shit happening in
the world is not forever, but just a moment in the thing we call time.
93,932
“…for me this is total bullshit, because who can ever be offended by you walking around a church with your smartphone?” – Ruslan Sokolovsky, speaking just weeks before his arrest.
“…for me this is total bullshit, because who can ever be offended by you walking
around a church with your smartphone?” – Ruslan Sokolovsky, speaking just weeks before his arrest.
93,933
That translates into riding my bike around and taking pictures of the shitty roads crisscrossing our fair city.
That translates into riding my bike around and taking
pictures of the shitty roads crisscrossing our fair city.
93,934
He’s a rude, racist, sexist, dopey, entitled, spoiled, asshole.”
He’s a rude, racist, sexist,
dopey, entitled, spoiled, asshole.”
93,935
"My Dad owns half of fucking Manhattan," slurs our graphic-tee'd protagonist.
"My Dad owns half of fucking Manhattan
," slurs our graphic-tee'd protagonist.
93,936
Veruca was punched and at one point fell (heels are a bitch to stand on in a fight), where, on the ground she was kicked and hit repeatedly.
Veruca was punched and at one point fell (heels are a bitch to stand on
in a fight), where, on the ground she was kicked and hit repeatedly.
93,937
Last Night's 'Parks and Rec' Took On the Disgusting Idiocy of the Men's Rights Movement
Last Night's 'Parks and Rec' Took
On the Disgusting Idiocy of the Men's Rights Movement
93,938
According to The Missoulian, Scranton commented that gay people should be hanged.
According to The Missoulian, Scranton commented
that gay people should be hanged.
93,939
You are scum-sucking maggots that I’d be happy to crush with my boot heel,” he added, stomping his boot on the ground to dramatic effect while shouting “kill!”
You are scum-sucking maggots that I’d be happy to crush with my boot heel,
” he added, stomping his boot on the ground to dramatic effect while shouting “kill!”
93,940
Staff phoned the emergency services and put the testicles in a pint glass filled with ice cubes.
Staff phoned the emergency services and put the testicles
in a pint glass filled with ice cubes.
93,941
The new audio tape from “Osama bin Laden” taking responsibility for the idiotic and childish incident in Detroit where moronic Nigerian armed with a useless “bomb” is simply too much.
The new audio tape from “Osama bin Laden” taking responsibility for the idiotic and childish
incident in Detroit where moronic Nigerian armed with a useless “bomb” is simply too much.
93,942
“People in Canada were like ‘Oh, Mac wrote a song about shitty cigarettes, that’s funny,’” the 25-year old tells me in his Far Rockaway, Queens abode.
“People in Canada were like ‘Oh, Mac wrote a song about shitty cigarettes, that
’s funny,’” the 25-year old tells me in his Far Rockaway, Queens abode.
93,943
"Fucking Yankees," said Marshfield, MA resident and longtime Red Sox fan Lawrence Broberg, echoing the sentiments of thousands of men and woman across the nation.
"Fucking Yankees," said Marshfield, MA resident and longtime Red Sox fan
Lawrence Broberg, echoing the sentiments of thousands of men and woman across the nation.
93,944
If you can’t turn on the sound right now, the guy’s soon-to-be-former girlfriend is saying: “You liked her fucking picture on Instagram, you followed her on Instagram…are you fucking Vining?”, after which she delivers a much-deserved smack to the back of his head.
If you can’t turn on the sound right now, the guy’s soon-to-be-former girlfriend is saying: “You liked her fucking picture
on Instagram, you followed her on Instagram…are you fucking Vining?”, after which she delivers a much-deserved smack to the back of his head.
93,945
people stay talking about how the economy “destroyed detroit” but you wanna know fucking what?
people stay talking about how the economy “destroyed
detroit” but you wanna know fucking what?
93,946
These things are super articulated, Nickelodeon show accurate, come with accessories and stands, and truly kick ass though.
These things are super articulated, Nickelodeon show accurate, come
with accessories and stands, and truly kick ass though.
93,947
If you haven't seen it (https://rotorbuilds.com/build/4638), the original Stupid Floss had the Asgard FC.
If you haven't seen it (https://rotorbuilds.com/build/4638)
, the original Stupid Floss had the Asgard FC.
93,948
Since those halcyon days the idiot learned to breed and being the idiot that he is, he bred like a rabbit (he probably raped a farm girl with a gammy leg or some other impediment to a quick getaway) and gradually took over by force of numbers.
Since those halcyon days the idiot learned to breed and being the idiot that he is, he bred like a rabbit (he probably
raped a farm girl with a gammy leg or some other impediment to a quick getaway) and gradually took over by force of numbers.
93,949
But I'll do it because I need to and because my Mum will give me shit until I do.
But I'll do it because I need to and
because my Mum will give me shit until I do.
93,950
I'm not looking at a picture of Martin Freeman getting pegged by all the Doctors, I'm not a fucking degenerate.
I'm not looking at a picture of Martin Freeman getting pegged
by all the Doctors, I'm not a fucking degenerate.
93,951
They since received abusive and hate messages on their Facebook page, including from extremists who said the teenage girls should be raped and then drowned.
They since received abusive and hate messages on their Facebook page, including
from extremists who said the teenage girls should be raped and then drowned.
93,952
The penis extrusion documented by Stephanie Stack and Jens Currie.
The penis extrusion documented by
Stephanie Stack and Jens Currie.
93,953
Stupid people do not go to Wharton and have a long and highly successful career in real estate and media.
Stupid people do not go to Wharton and have a
long and highly successful career in real estate and media.
93,954
I guess racist, ecosystem-destroying world leaders with stupid-looking blonde hair just get a pass these days.
I guess racist, ecosystem-destroying world leaders with stupid
-looking blonde hair just get a pass these days.
93,955
Their mountainous terrain will be pain in the ass, once again we would be playing with, or maybe rather against the dice.
Their mountainous terrain will be pain in the ass, once again
we would be playing with, or maybe rather against the dice.
93,956
The primary purpose of wearing a cock ring is to restrict the flow of blood from the erect penis in order to produce a stronger erection or to maintain an erection for a longer period of time.
The primary purpose of wearing a cock ring is to restrict the flow of blood from the erect penis
in order to produce a stronger erection or to maintain an erection for a longer period of time.
93,957
Then that fist, that god damned fist, flew down and smacked my jaw.
Then that fist, that god damned fist
, flew down and smacked my jaw.
93,958
Recently, researchers at UCLA and Cal State LA published a report showing that 84 percent of women feel “very satisfied” with their man’s penis size.
Recently, researchers at UCLA and Cal State LA published a report showing that 84
percent of women feel “very satisfied” with their man’s penis size.
93,959
I’m already shaking my head and thinking “FUCK, this is another Sorey.”.
I’m already shaking my head and thinking “
FUCK, this is another Sorey.”.
93,960
There is a weapon that can be put in a room where there are Black and White people, and it will kill only the Black and spare the White, because it is a genotype weapon that is designed for your genes, for your race, for your kind."
There is a weapon that can be put in a room where there are Black and White people, and it will kill only the Black
and spare the White, because it is a genotype weapon that is designed for your genes, for your race, for your kind."
93,961
Her mother would take a burning hot pestle straight out of a fire and use it to press her breasts.
Her mother would take a burning hot pestle straight out
of a fire and use it to press her breasts.
93,962
Up there with the letting-go of Vicente del Bosque and Claude Makélélé stupid.
Up there with the letting-go of
Vicente del Bosque and Claude Makélélé stupid.
93,963
Andrew Mitchell MP, then a serving Cabinet minister, was accused by police constables guarding No.10 Downing Street of calling them “fucking plebs”.
Andrew Mitchell MP, then a serving Cabinet minister, was accused by
police constables guarding No.10 Downing Street of calling them “fucking plebs”.
93,964
"Fuck the haters," one assumes Ahmed said the moment his plane took off.
"Fuck the haters," one assumes
Ahmed said the moment his plane took off.
93,965
cishits: nicepieceofvulcanass: lovelypuff: If it wasn’t for straight couples, gay people wouldn’t exist Just stop with your disgusting bullshit.
cishits: nicepieceofvulcanass: lovelypuff: If it wasn’t for straight couples
, gay people wouldn’t exist Just stop with your disgusting bullshit.
93,966
You are a communist piece of garbage and you will not be missed. — Truthbeliever2
You are a communist piece of garbage and
you will not be missed. — Truthbeliever2
93,967
The idea was that no matter how hard we trained and sparred in practice, no matter how well prepared we thought we were, something changed when you stepped into the cage to fight another guy who wanted nothing more than to kick your ass.
The idea was that no matter how hard we trained and sparred in practice, no matter how well prepared we thought we
were, something changed when you stepped into the cage to fight another guy who wanted nothing more than to kick your ass.
93,968
Dean usually says, some ideas are so stupid and crazy that a person with an ounce of common sense simply can’t make them up.
Dean usually says, some ideas are so stupid and crazy that a
person with an ounce of common sense simply can’t make them up.
93,969
“This is not about free speech,” Felarca said of Yiannopoulos’ Dangerous Faggot Tour.
“This is not about free speech,”
Felarca said of Yiannopoulos’ Dangerous Faggot Tour.
93,970
He is also unbearably arrogant, pathologically self-absorbed, utterly dismissive of his colleagues, something of a first-class jerk.
He is also unbearably arrogant, pathologically self-absorbed, utterly
dismissive of his colleagues, something of a first-class jerk.
93,971
Alongside Xbox credits, university tuition and craft beer, 2014 was the year that the digital currency first bought you a parcel full of crap.
Alongside Xbox credits, university tuition and craft beer, 2014 was the
year that the digital currency first bought you a parcel full of crap.
93,972
Far-right group Britain First have claimed that indigenous paedophiles are much better than the Muslim ones.
Far-right group Britain First have claimed that
indigenous paedophiles are much better than the Muslim ones.
93,973
It was bullshit when Clinton made these arguments in 2008, and it’s bullshit today.
It was bullshit when Clinton made these arguments
in 2008, and it’s bullshit today.
93,974
"I know the difference between a man who once acted like a dick and a man who is a dick.
"I know the difference between a man who once acted
like a dick and a man who is a dick.
93,975
In a kind of stunning development in the "Fuck Yogi" ball auction, it appears the Mantle family swooped in and paid the $2,750 to buy the ball from Grey Flannel Auctions.
In a kind of stunning development in the "Fuck Yogi" ball auction, it appears the
Mantle family swooped in and paid the $2,750 to buy the ball from Grey Flannel Auctions.
93,976
Ever since it occurred to me a few years ago, I’ve been deeply disturbed the two meanings that the word “fuck” has in U.S. culture.
Ever since it occurred to me a few years ago, I’ve been deeply
disturbed the two meanings that the word “fuck” has in U.S. culture.
93,977
We talked about how important is to point the finger at yourself, how love can truly save the world, and how the man you probably view as a “troll, meme, sarcastic asshole, etc.” has feelings too.
We talked about how important is to point the finger at yourself, how love can truly save the world, and
how the man you probably view as a “troll, meme, sarcastic asshole, etc.” has feelings too.
93,978
Zero is the number of fucks Maxine Waters gives about the feelings of deplorables who made their careers standing on the backs of minorities.
Zero is the number of fucks Maxine Waters gives about the feelings
of deplorables who made their careers standing on the backs of minorities.
93,979
I also cried, because my nipples were raw and blistered and bleeding and it was agony whenever he latched on.
I also cried, because my nipples were raw and blistered
and bleeding and it was agony whenever he latched on.
93,980
There, a user named “Derr86” claimed that his friend was trying to dissuade him from buying a Saiga 410K because the weapon is “just a piece of crap.”
There, a user named “Derr86” claimed that his friend was trying to dissuade him
from buying a Saiga 410K because the weapon is “just a piece of crap.”
93,981
Also should Muslims wage wars against non Muslims every where and slaughter them?
Also should Muslims wage wars against non
Muslims every where and slaughter them?
93,982
Aegon is not a Targaryen, but is Eddard Stark's bastard, fathered after a tryst with Ashara Dayne at the infamous tournament in the Year of the False Spring.
Aegon is not a Targaryen, but is Eddard Stark's bastard, fathered after a
tryst with Ashara Dayne at the infamous tournament in the Year of the False Spring.
93,983
How grim are things looking for the Senate's Fuck The Poors Agenda, Medical Care Division?
How grim are things looking for the Senate's
Fuck The Poors Agenda, Medical Care Division?
93,984
fuck @UrbanOutfitters and everyone who bought this ugly ass jacket smh pic.twitter.com/F7gHZndRj6 — Gud (@yg_swe) October 10, 2016
fuck @UrbanOutfitters and everyone who bought this ugly ass jacket
smh pic.twitter.com/F7gHZndRj6 — Gud (@yg_swe) October 10, 2016
93,985
A Pennsylvania judge told a woman she needs help “big time” after he sentenced her for attempting sex with a dog.
A Pennsylvania judge told a woman she needs help “big time
” after he sentenced her for attempting sex with a dog.
93,986
I had disagreed—politely—with something he had said about the Cubs’ starting lineup, and that prompted a reply along the lines of “Why would you bat Todd Walker second, you filthy cunt?”
I had disagreed—politely—with something he had said about the Cubs’ starting lineup, and that
prompted a reply along the lines of “Why would you bat Todd Walker second, you filthy cunt?”
93,987
For him to file before having all his information would be stupid.
For him to file before having
all his information would be stupid.
93,988
Obama called out the 30 year old on the size of his penis and teased him saying: “You Asians got nothing under the hood.
Obama called out the 30 year old on the size of his penis
and teased him saying: “You Asians got nothing under the hood.
93,989
"Even if a small fraction of the Arctic carbon were released to the atmosphere, we're fucked," he told me.
"Even if a small fraction of the Arctic carbon were released
to the atmosphere, we're fucked," he told me.
93,990
Much like every idiot who says that movies aren’t as good as they used to be is clearly not paying attention to 98% of foreign films, the embrace of Pixar seemed to suggest an ignorance of a long line of underground and foreign animated movies.
Much like every idiot who says that movies aren’t as good as they used to be is clearly not paying attention to 98
% of foreign films, the embrace of Pixar seemed to suggest an ignorance of a long line of underground and foreign animated movies.
93,991
“Holy shit, can you believe what just happened on The Good Place?”
“Holy shit, can you believe what
just happened on The Good Place?”
93,992
He's been pigeonholed as a writer who resurrects the work of comics' Golden Age, and so it should come as no surprise that his protagonist is a self-loathing, sexually exploitative asshole of no small regard.
He's been pigeonholed as a writer who resurrects the work of comics' Golden Age, and so it should
come as no surprise that his protagonist is a self-loathing, sexually exploitative asshole of no small regard.
93,993
It’s blatant stupidity, but the liberal agenda isn’t exactly known for its intelligence.
It’s blatant stupidity, but the liberal
agenda isn’t exactly known for its intelligence.
93,994
Over the past year, the journalist Jesse Brown has been like an action star in a Hollywood blow-'em-up: throwing fireballs and kicking asses.
Over the past year, the journalist Jesse Brown has been like an action
star in a Hollywood blow-'em-up: throwing fireballs and kicking asses.
93,995
Also because now we kind of want to try "Football: The Meal" which, for $19.95, offers "Warm, broken hamburgers, served in a clear plastic bag enclosed in a larger, black trash bag.
Also because now we kind of want to try "Football: The Meal" which, for $19.95,
offers "Warm, broken hamburgers, served in a clear plastic bag enclosed in a larger, black trash bag.
93,996
And so on their way to Iceland to probably steal more shit, they landed in Europe and were like “we’ll kidnap these strapping British and Scottish people they seem jovial they won’t care.”
And so on their way to Iceland to probably steal more shit, they landed in Europe and were
like “we’ll kidnap these strapping British and Scottish people they seem jovial they won’t care.”
93,997
Conservative radio host and former-Congressman Joe Walsh, who before the election said he would arm himself and take to the streets if Trump was not elected, also called "bullshit" on the hire.
Conservative radio host and former-Congressman Joe Walsh, who before the election said he would arm himself
and take to the streets if Trump was not elected, also called "bullshit" on the hire.
93,998
While watching porno films I saw women getting dick in their ass all the time and they seemed to like it a lot, so I thought I'd give it a try.
While watching porno films I saw women getting dick in their ass all the time and they
seemed to like it a lot, so I thought I'd give it a try.
93,999
You're perfectly free to not give a shit, but just know this if you ever end up on #TheMoneyTeam: don't put honey in Floyd's coffee.
You're perfectly free to not give a shit, but just know this if you
ever end up on #TheMoneyTeam: don't put honey in Floyd's coffee.