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Democrat clowns prostitute American laws allowing children of illegals hope of becoming citizens.
Democrat clowns prostitute American laws allowing children
of illegals hope of becoming citizens.
94,001
There are peeps who have hidden drugs in brassieres, some have inserted drugs anally and vaginally as well.
There are peeps who have hidden drugs in brassieres,
some have inserted drugs anally and vaginally as well.
94,002
One message the host received read, “Fuck you n***** can’t wait to stab your neck,” while another said, “U r a pile of rotting Dogshit,racist,communist, socialist, Liberal moron asshole,i will find u U will pay.ill see u real soon…”
One message the host received read, “Fuck you n***** can’t wait to stab your neck,” while another said, “
U r a pile of rotting Dogshit,racist,communist, socialist, Liberal moron asshole,i will find u U will pay.ill see u real soon…”
94,003
She said Spacey purchased alcohol for her son until he was drunk and then stuck his hand inside the man’s pants and grabbed his genitals.
She said Spacey purchased alcohol for her son until he was drunk and
then stuck his hand inside the man’s pants and grabbed his genitals.
94,004
The author of The Vagina Monologues unveils the sexy new web series Her Story
The author of The Vagina Monologues unveils
the sexy new web series Her Story
94,005
But if you believe the hype — and, holy shit, I want to — maybe not by all that much.
But if you believe the hype — and, holy shit
, I want to — maybe not by all that much.
94,006
“Republicans are a f***ing joke and their voting block runs the gamit [sic] from monstrous to ignorant,” Griffin wrote.
“Republicans are a f***ing joke and their voting block runs the
gamit [sic] from monstrous to ignorant,” Griffin wrote.
94,007
In anticipation of playing Cheika, your eyes shrank into their sockets and your testicles beat a swift tactical retreat into your abdomen.
In anticipation of playing Cheika, your eyes shrank into their sockets
and your testicles beat a swift tactical retreat into your abdomen.
94,008
From my armchair therapist’s seat, I want to ask what Busta is fighting against in himself that has him out in the world acting a fucking fool.
From my armchair therapist’s seat, I want to ask what Busta is fighting
against in himself that has him out in the world acting a fucking fool.
94,009
Today, the conspiracy theory du jour is that Trump is ‘Putin’s Puppet’, a useful idiot in hock to the Kremlin and being used as a weapon against Western civilisation.
Today, the conspiracy theory du jour is that Trump is ‘Putin’s Puppet’,
a useful idiot in hock to the Kremlin and being used as a weapon against Western civilisation.
94,010
“It’s bullshit,” said one former senior administration official.
“It’s bullshit,”
said one former senior administration official.
94,011
She reportedly traverses those mean streets for 20 miles a day, apologizing her ample ass off to anyone who’ll listen.
She reportedly traverses those mean streets for 20 miles a day
, apologizing her ample ass off to anyone who’ll listen.
94,012
Yes, apparently, the Pentagon feared the Japanese might see the comic, go, "Holy shit what if that's a real thing?!"
Yes, apparently, the Pentagon feared the Japanese might see the comic,
go, "Holy shit what if that's a real thing?!"
94,013
Hallman said he was banished from the PC fold for "calling someone an asshole on Twitter."
Hallman said he was banished from the PC fold
for "calling someone an asshole on Twitter."
94,014
To really drive home how black of a comedy this is, the movie starts with Lance catching Kyle choking himself while he's jerking off.
To really drive home how black of a comedy this is, the
movie starts with Lance catching Kyle choking himself while he's jerking off.
94,015
Here is what I learned about finding a therapist from my experiences so far with navigating bullshit gatekeeper drama.
Here is what I learned about finding a therapist from
my experiences so far with navigating bullshit gatekeeper drama.
94,016
He also described me as “sick of those damn scientists” and had me “bashing” science.
He also described me as “sick of those damn
scientists” and had me “bashing” science.
94,017
"There's a bit of us that thinks maybe we should for once stop being so f**king principled and make loads of money and play it!"
"There's a bit of us that thinks maybe we should for once
stop being so f**king principled and make loads of money and play it!"
94,018
This way, all the good guys with minor previous convictions like unpaid traffic tickets, DUIs, domestic abuse — you know, the bullshit ones — have access to the guns.
This way, all the good guys with minor previous convictions like unpaid traffic tickets, DUIs
, domestic abuse — you know, the bullshit ones — have access to the guns.
94,019
Later reports state that after being raped by Muslim savages, the girl was tortured by them as they poured lighter fluid into her vagina, then set it on fire.
Later reports state that after being raped by Muslim savages, the girl was tortured by
them as they poured lighter fluid into her vagina, then set it on fire.
94,020
A question for the idiots on the left: Would you still be in favor of using the watch list to infringe on rights if it was President Trump calling the shots for who goes on the list?
A question for the idiots on the left: Would you still be in favor of using the watch
list to infringe on rights if it was President Trump calling the shots for who goes on the list?
94,021
The dossier, which contains errors and has not been proven true, alleges Trump paid prostitutes to urinate on each other.
The dossier, which contains errors and has not been proven
true, alleges Trump paid prostitutes to urinate on each other.
94,022
I asked Brown why a Comcast employee might want to change Ricardo’s name to Asshole.
I asked Brown why a Comcast employee might
want to change Ricardo’s name to Asshole.
94,023
After flowing his blood and sweat all these years, it’s time to flow his semen.
After flowing his blood and sweat all these years
, it’s time to flow his semen.
94,024
A truckie has uploaded an emotional video asking drivers to "slow the f**k down" after he witnessed a fatal crash.
A truckie has uploaded an emotional video asking drivers to "
slow the f**k down" after he witnessed a fatal crash.
94,025
17Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him.
17Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and
kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him.
94,026
After commending him and his band for the lack of rock star bullshit, he quips, “We have a lot of bullshit, but it’s not rock star bullshit.”
After commending him and his band for the lack of rock star bullshit, he quips,
“We have a lot of bullshit, but it’s not rock star bullshit.”
94,027
Its name was later changed from Fucking to Fugging for an unknown reason by 1836.[
Its name was later changed from Fucking to
Fugging for an unknown reason by 1836.[
94,028
The songs that were featured on this were Break A Bitch Neck featuring Kool G.
The songs that were featured on this
were Break A Bitch Neck featuring Kool G.
94,029
In summary, I started trying to beat myself unconscious when Carney sang “When the ones who run the firehouse / are the one who start the fire”, which is unfortunate as that was the first fucking line.
In summary, I started trying to beat myself unconscious when Carney sang “When the ones who run the firehouse
/ are the one who start the fire”, which is unfortunate as that was the first fucking line.
94,030
He recites a minute-long, white-knuckle verse from a demo he refers to as "Run" that condemns cyclical gang violence: Oh you the big nigga?
He recites a minute-long, white-knuckle verse from a demo he refers
to as "Run" that condemns cyclical gang violence: Oh you the big nigga?
94,031
Unfortunately I only had a short 18 years with my natural breasts, but they did me good.
Unfortunately I only had a short 18 years with
my natural breasts, but they did me good.
94,032
“Kiss my ass; this is a holy site for the Polish people,” Gorka shot back, adding, “Shove it.”
“Kiss my ass; this is a holy site for the Polish
people,” Gorka shot back, adding, “Shove it.”
94,033
"Menos milliones, mas cojones," (less millions, more balls) they chanted as the squad filed past them.
"Menos milliones, mas cojones," (less millions,
more balls) they chanted as the squad filed past them.
94,034
I would first like to say that I understand that police have to deal with the worst scum sucking, beer drinking, drug abusing, unintellectual, violent, sociopaths that this country can dish out.
I would first like to say that I understand that police have to deal with the worst scum sucking
, beer drinking, drug abusing, unintellectual, violent, sociopaths that this country can dish out.
94,035
John Paul II's life Thursday during an address in Warsaw, and some people on the Internet were too damn stupid to get it.
John Paul II's life Thursday during an address in Warsaw, and
some people on the Internet were too damn stupid to get it.
94,036
As a woman, unplanned pregnancy seriously scares the shit out of me.
As a woman, unplanned pregnancy seriously
scares the shit out of me.
94,037
Man bit three-year-old girl's neck and sucked her blood until she died
Man bit three-year-old girl
's neck and sucked her blood until she died
94,038
After reviewing hundreds of pages of documents obtained by information requests, looking closely at the lease and related contracts, and running calculations on likely costs, one conclusion remains: West Ham's arguments are bullshit.
After reviewing hundreds of pages of documents obtained by information requests, looking closely at the lease and related
contracts, and running calculations on likely costs, one conclusion remains: West Ham's arguments are bullshit.
94,039
Uninformed--or even overly politically correct--white people are the major offenders, sure, but anyone without adequate information can be guilty of sounding like a racist or an idiot (wait, that's redundant).
Uninformed--or even overly politically correct--white people are the major offenders, sure, but anyone without
adequate information can be guilty of sounding like a racist or an idiot (wait, that's redundant).
94,040
And, perhaps most importantly, it's a look coming from someone who doesn't seem to buy the shit they're selling.
And, perhaps most importantly, it's a look coming from
someone who doesn't seem to buy the shit they're selling.
94,041
In a statement released on Friday, the comedian tried to explain why he’d exposed his penis and masturbated in front of several nonconsenting women over a period of several years.
In a statement released on Friday, the comedian tried to explain why he’d exposed
his penis and masturbated in front of several nonconsenting women over a period of several years.
94,042
A PIGLET has been born with TESTICLES instead of eyes, making it the lastest
A PIGLET has been born with TESTICLES
instead of eyes, making it the lastest
94,043
It denies killing any Rohingya people, burning their villages, raping women and girls, and stealing possessions.
It denies killing any Rohingya people, burning their villages
, raping women and girls, and stealing possessions.
94,044
It was the Pelosi House that made the big gains the last two cycles, and the Pelosi House delivered the last two years only to see the Senate sit on its gridlocked ass.
It was the Pelosi House that made the big gains the last two cycles, and the
Pelosi House delivered the last two years only to see the Senate sit on its gridlocked ass.
94,045
Russians and Iranians should be killed “covertly, so you don’t tell the world about it”, he said.
Russians and Iranians should be killed “covertly, so you
don’t tell the world about it”, he said.
94,046
Hillary Clinton is refusing comment on New York Democrat governor, and Hillary Clinton super delegate, Eliot Spitzer’s admitted frequenting of a prostitute.
Hillary Clinton is refusing comment on New York Democrat governor, and Hillary
Clinton super delegate, Eliot Spitzer’s admitted frequenting of a prostitute.
94,047
Not only do they look to die for but I must say they were one of the tastiest darn cookies I’ve ever eaten!
Not only do they look to die for but I must say
they were one of the tastiest darn cookies I’ve ever eaten!
94,048
And its like “Ummm dude, I told you I wouldn’t fuck you like 2 hours ago, where is this ‘tease’ thing even coming from?”
And its like “Ummm dude, I told you I wouldn’t fuck you like
2 hours ago, where is this ‘tease’ thing even coming from?”
94,049
Apparently at some point in my life I had liked a motivational speeches channel and it has now come back to bite me up the ass.
Apparently at some point in my life I had liked a motivational speeches
channel and it has now come back to bite me up the ass.
94,050
How many more innocent gays need to die before we admit that America, and the world, has an Islam problem?
How many more innocent gays need to die before we admit
that America, and the world, has an Islam problem?
94,051
A not insignificant number of gamers think Nanjiani is a “fucking idiot” for the opinions he’s expressed on his video game podcast The Indoor Kids.
A not insignificant number of gamers think Nanjiani is a “fucking idiot”
for the opinions he’s expressed on his video game podcast The Indoor Kids.
94,052
If you have money problems a dream of feces can be something you will welcome.
If you have money problems a dream of
feces can be something you will welcome.
94,053
Hillary Clinton To Silicon Valley: To Silence Terrorists, Nerd Harder, Nerds!
Hillary Clinton To Silicon Valley: To
Silence Terrorists, Nerd Harder, Nerds!
94,054
The man with the UK's smallest penis has been hired by a blood testing company to front their campaign telling people "there's nothing wrong with a little prick".
The man with the UK's smallest penis has been hired by a blood testing company
to front their campaign telling people "there's nothing wrong with a little prick".
94,055
On this page people can be upvoted to be included on the list of parasites.
On this page people can be upvoted to
be included on the list of parasites.
94,056
Statesman reported that someone spray painted "Fuck you gentrified scum" on the cafe’s door and front of its adjacent food trailer.
Statesman reported that someone spray painted "Fuck you gentrified scum"
on the cafe’s door and front of its adjacent food trailer.
94,057
The sperm whale’s huge, blunt head makes up at least a third of its body mass.
The sperm whale’s huge, blunt head makes
up at least a third of its body mass.
94,058
While the beer may have distracted me from the annoying game, and even blurred the score, there is one thing that the beer was unable to accomplish: make Tim Brando shut the fuck up.
While the beer may have distracted me from the annoying game, and even blurred the score, there
is one thing that the beer was unable to accomplish: make Tim Brando shut the fuck up.
94,059
It has recently been reported that after ingesting what is believed to be mephedrone, commonly known as M-Cat or 'meow meow,' a 19-year-old student stabbed his mother before cutting off his own penis.
It has recently been reported that after ingesting what is believed to be mephedrone, commonly known as M-Cat
or 'meow meow,' a 19-year-old student stabbed his mother before cutting off his own penis.
94,060
If I stood up in court and said, “The bastard spilled my beer, your Honour, so I stabbed everyone at the next table and burned down a school”, it is unlikely the judge would respond: “Oh that’s alright Sands, why didn’t you say so?
If I stood up in court and said, “The bastard spilled my beer, your Honour, so I stabbed everyone at the next table and
burned down a school”, it is unlikely the judge would respond: “Oh that’s alright Sands, why didn’t you say so?
94,061
I am definitely not here to tell Jay how to present herself or how to feel regarding the intense focus on the fact that, as Schumer puts it at the beginning of the segment, “you have a cock.”
I am definitely not here to tell Jay how to present herself or how to feel regarding the intense focus on
the fact that, as Schumer puts it at the beginning of the segment, “you have a cock.”
94,062
And while you might be tempted to think of these single-and-desperate guys as a bunch of ugly losers, that’s not the case at all.
And while you might be tempted to think of these single-and-desperate
guys as a bunch of ugly losers, that’s not the case at all.
94,063
With that being said there is a lot more to Jorg’s films than just corpse fucking.
With that being said there is a lot more
to Jorg’s films than just corpse fucking.
94,064
It also means Santa Claus is about to punch a hole in the bottom of your bank account and fuck the shit out of it.
It also means Santa Claus is about to punch a hole in the
bottom of your bank account and fuck the shit out of it.
94,065
“My work is against discriminative / ignorant treatment of the vagina.”
“My work is against discriminative /
ignorant treatment of the vagina.”
94,066
The man also shouted, "I'll come back with a knife and kill you."
The man also shouted, "I'll come
back with a knife and kill you."
94,067
It is also alleged she said "f**k you" to a student and told her class "it's debate, not masturbate".
It is also alleged she said "f**k you" to a student
and told her class "it's debate, not masturbate".
94,068
This is because Sin's body is supple and can suck up those who touched it and then expel them.
This is because Sin's body is supple and can
suck up those who touched it and then expel them.
94,069
Conservatives actually believe in the shit that liberals push, while liberals generally don’t believe in the shit they themselves push.
Conservatives actually believe in the shit that liberals push, while
liberals generally don’t believe in the shit they themselves push.
94,070
Jared Fogle, the brand’s pitchman for the last 15 years, has been charged with possessing child pornography and paying for sex with minors.
Jared Fogle, the brand’s pitchman for the last 15 years,
has been charged with possessing child pornography and paying for sex with minors.
94,071
It must be hard being as dumb as the fighters in the Middle East.
It must be hard being as dumb
as the fighters in the Middle East.
94,072
She also posted a slow-mo video and a big fuck you to anyone who dares to try to make her feel bad about herself.
She also posted a slow-mo video and a big fuck you
to anyone who dares to try to make her feel bad about herself.
94,073
There’s just no way around it: Donald Trump is a creep and a pervert.
There’s just no way around it:
Donald Trump is a creep and a pervert.
94,074
If you aren’t, you should read it because it’s fucking incredible.
If you aren’t, you should
read it because it’s fucking incredible.
94,075
After hearing the toasts to the various Idiots at one meal, at the next Gurdjieff asked students to pick their Idiot, as everyone was one.
After hearing the toasts to the various Idiots at one meal, at the
next Gurdjieff asked students to pick their Idiot, as everyone was one.
94,076
If sex was a man inserting his penis into a woman’s vagina, then how did girls drinking cum out of champagne glasses fit into that picture?
If sex was a man inserting his penis into a woman’s vagina,
then how did girls drinking cum out of champagne glasses fit into that picture?
94,077
In 1962, he founded the avant-garde journal Fuck You/A Magazine of the Arts.
In 1962, he founded the avant-garde
journal Fuck You/A Magazine of the Arts.
94,078
Female sex tourism is sex tourism by women who travel intending to engage in sexual activities with one or more locals, usually male sex workers.
Female sex tourism is sex tourism by women who travel intending to engage
in sexual activities with one or more locals, usually male sex workers.
94,079
"Go back to Kenya you idiot," read the sign that was reportedly set up along a remote road in Santa Clara County, Calif.
"Go back to Kenya you idiot," read the sign that
was reportedly set up along a remote road in Santa Clara County, Calif.
94,080
Whites should be enslaved and beaten, like they had done to African-Americans."
Whites should be enslaved and beaten, like
they had done to African-Americans."
94,081
Fueled by a “pure hatred of niggers,” Tyler begins by killing “a single black in the temple” — whose presence is the result of a “kike slut” who believes in “race mixing propaganda” — then begins to shoot the rest of the “filthy Jew[s].”
Fueled by a “pure hatred of niggers,” Tyler begins by killing “a single black in the temple” — whose presence is the result
of a “kike slut” who believes in “race mixing propaganda” — then begins to shoot the rest of the “filthy Jew[s].”
94,082
"I kind of buried it for a long time until Trump came out with his 'Grab 'em by the pussy' thing.
"I kind of buried it for a long time until Trump
came out with his 'Grab 'em by the pussy' thing.
94,083
But, I am fucking tired and disgusted by fake rape claims that are always made by some pseudo-celebrity figures.
But, I am fucking tired and disgusted by fake rape
claims that are always made by some pseudo-celebrity figures.
94,084
A delicious ass, perfect tits, and a gorgeous face make her one of the hottest live cam girls that you can encounter.
A delicious ass, perfect tits, and a gorgeous face make
her one of the hottest live cam girls that you can encounter.
94,085
Why in the name of Actual Fuck would that be a step that anyone involved needed or wanted to take?
Why in the name of Actual Fuck would that be
a step that anyone involved needed or wanted to take?
94,086
The potato had been in utero for about two weeks, which was enough time for it to grow roots inside her vagina.
The potato had been in utero for about two weeks, which
was enough time for it to grow roots inside her vagina.
94,087
You have bad opinions and you only buy massive heaps of dumb shit.
You have bad opinions and you only
buy massive heaps of dumb shit.
94,088
Young was X-rayed and, while still in handcuffs, subjected to a digital search of his anal cavity.
Young was X-rayed and, while still in handcuffs
, subjected to a digital search of his anal cavity.
94,089
The age old theory that the size of your hands is related to the size of your penis, was brought up at a Republican debate earlier this week.
The age old theory that the size of your hands is related to the size
of your penis, was brought up at a Republican debate earlier this week.
94,090
"When you say that to us we go 'fuck you very much', quite frankly.
"When you say that to us we go
'fuck you very much', quite frankly.
94,091
Like... bankers who launder the drug money... you want to slow down the drug traffic, you got to start executing a few of those fucking bankers.
Like... bankers who launder the drug money... you want to slow down the
drug traffic, you got to start executing a few of those fucking bankers.
94,092
You might get sued by the owner of April's stupid patent of the month.
You might get sued by the owner of
April's stupid patent of the month.
94,093
When I purchased my first anal dildo, I can remember being overwhelmed.
When I purchased my first anal dildo
, I can remember being overwhelmed.
94,094
In a conversation with TV host Billy Bush, Trump described trying to seduce a married woman and said when he meets beautiful women, he feels able to “grab them by the pussy”.
In a conversation with TV host Billy Bush, Trump described trying to seduce a married woman and
said when he meets beautiful women, he feels able to “grab them by the pussy”.
94,095
"dammit holey look like youre riding solo" hol said to himself, sadly hol horsing
"dammit holey look like youre riding solo
" hol said to himself, sadly hol horsing
94,096
If you're approved, off you go to kill infidels, unencumbered by any traditional terrorist cell.
If you're approved, off you go to
kill infidels, unencumbered by any traditional terrorist cell.
94,097
.@AnnCoulter How hard did your dick get typing that sentence? — Collyn McCoy (@collynmccoy) January 26, 2017
.@AnnCoulter How hard did your dick get typing that sentence
? — Collyn McCoy (@collynmccoy) January 26, 2017
94,098
- make you want more switches and boards - could disclose that your are an asshole - .... I should give this thing to a manager (like you did it), than i could be more relaxed.
- make you want more switches and boards - could disclose that your are an asshole - ....
I should give this thing to a manager (like you did it), than i could be more relaxed.
94,099
“I spent every hour I wasn’t working in that place getting fucked up.”
“I spent every hour I wasn’t
working in that place getting fucked up.”