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Trump politely stuck by his position that Islam itself hates America.
Trump politely stuck by his position
that Islam itself hates America.
94,101
"A man goes home and masturbates his typical fantasy," wrote Sanders.
"A man goes home and masturbates
his typical fantasy," wrote Sanders.
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Just one day after, thousands upon thousands of leftists protested in the streets of DC while donning pink vagina hats, because they want to be able to kill their children and have the taxpayers foot the bill.
Just one day after, thousands upon thousands of leftists protested in the streets of DC while donning pink vagina
hats, because they want to be able to kill their children and have the taxpayers foot the bill.
94,103
Shkreli’s apparent good deed came about after he viewed a video of musician 50 Cent mocking a young airport worker for looking "high as a motherf*ck*r.”
Shkreli’s apparent good deed came about after he viewed a video of musician 50
Cent mocking a young airport worker for looking "high as a motherf*ck*r.”
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Imbecilic Americans drunkenly fire missiles into East Sea of Korea, demonstrating near total ignorance of ballistic science. pic.twitter.com/Yye1Kksvh7 — DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) July 4, 2017
Imbecilic Americans drunkenly fire missiles into East Sea of Korea, demonstrating near total ignorance
of ballistic science. pic.twitter.com/Yye1Kksvh7 — DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) July 4, 2017
94,105
And don’t you fucking start with that ‘lose to get a better draft pick’ bullshit.
And don’t you fucking start with that ‘
lose to get a better draft pick’ bullshit.
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He has added to his misery with a series of mistakes and the fact that he really is a dick.
He has added to his misery with a series of
mistakes and the fact that he really is a dick.
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Grace, an editor of the website Fat, Ugly, or Slutty, said, “When it's discovered that [a player is] a woman, the abuse changes.
Grace, an editor of the website Fat, Ugly, or Slutty, said, “
When it's discovered that [a player is] a woman, the abuse changes.
94,108
Do you remember the time Donald Trump played “It’s The End of the World as We Know It” at a campaign rally and REM told him not to use their music "for your moronic charade of a campaign?"
Do you remember the time Donald Trump played “It’s The End of the World as We Know It” at
a campaign rally and REM told him not to use their music "for your moronic charade of a campaign?"
94,109
Florida Woman Tries to Steal Brandy by Hiding It in Her Vagina (Slightly NSFW)
Florida Woman Tries to Steal Brandy by Hiding
It in Her Vagina (Slightly NSFW)
94,110
So, the acidic cynics are backing the most selfish, arrogant egomaniac they could possibly find...
So, the acidic cynics are backing the most
selfish, arrogant egomaniac they could possibly find...
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Read more : Nintendo FIRES feminist Alison Rapp following furious paedophile porn censorship storm
Read more : Nintendo FIRES feminist Alison
Rapp following furious paedophile porn censorship storm
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The jerk-ass entitlement on this guy's punchably racist face kind of says everything.This occurred in the downtown area of Sunnyvale.
The jerk-ass entitlement on this guy's punchably racist face kind
of says everything.This occurred in the downtown area of Sunnyvale.
94,113
Sane, sensible people have NO IDEA what a "homophobe" is (sounds suspiciously like "anal probe", something near and dear to queers), and we're not bothered by it.
Sane, sensible people have NO IDEA what a "homophobe" is (sounds suspiciously like "anal
probe", something near and dear to queers), and we're not bothered by it.
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Anyway, all that said, the RMT seems to have gone completely fucking doolally.
Anyway, all that said, the RMT
seems to have gone completely fucking doolally.
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Lifetime anal sex was reported by 43% of men (insertive) and 37% of women (receptive).
Lifetime anal sex was reported by 43% of men (
insertive) and 37% of women (receptive).
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If you can’t handle it, then fucking leave and let us have one place where we can vent about white cis men and the privilege they won’t even admit they have.
If you can’t handle it, then fucking leave and let us have one place where
we can vent about white cis men and the privilege they won’t even admit they have.
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But what idiots like Kirby forget is that these things are all needed because the Labour government made them necessary.
But what idiots like Kirby forget is that these things
are all needed because the Labour government made them necessary.
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When you start bundling crap with your web browser, you know that there is something fundamentally wrong with your priorities.
When you start bundling crap with your web browser, you
know that there is something fundamentally wrong with your priorities.
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But some of you, customers that is, are total fucking assholes, and from time to time I will take a stand.
But some of you, customers that is, are total fucking
assholes, and from time to time I will take a stand.
94,120
Biggest Posterization: U23 Mixed Team USA’s Lisa Pitcaithley filthy layout bookends score against Team Australia
Biggest Posterization: U23 Mixed Team USA’s
Lisa Pitcaithley filthy layout bookends score against Team Australia
94,121
In the Catholic Church, the whole damn crew behind National Geographic would be tried and once they are found guilty, they would be burned at the stake.”
In the Catholic Church, the whole damn crew behind National Geographic would be tried
and once they are found guilty, they would be burned at the stake.”
94,122
Watching a “police officer” yelling “Fuck your breath” as a knee is placed on the head of Harris as he’s dying, watching a police officer shoot Scott in the back, it’s clear that the inhumanity on display is not an aberration.
Watching a “police officer” yelling “Fuck your breath” as a knee is placed on the head of Harris as he’s
dying, watching a police officer shoot Scott in the back, it’s clear that the inhumanity on display is not an aberration.
94,123
Can you believe it — for once, ol’ Turtle McConnell is doing something besides reacting and pandering and saying stupid shit!
Can you believe it — for once, ol’ Turtle McConnell
is doing something besides reacting and pandering and saying stupid shit!
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You would think he would try to hide it, not make it so obvious that even main stream media calls him on his bullshit statements.
You would think he would try to hide it, not make it
so obvious that even main stream media calls him on his bullshit statements.
94,125
When his son called him a "dick," he suggested that God the Father was a bigger "dick" for sending him to his death.
When his son called him a "dick," he suggested that God
the Father was a bigger "dick" for sending him to his death.
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Brody was the ass-kicking, hard-to-knock-down, impossible-to-beat, chain-swinging Intelligent Monster who, when disrespected by a promoter, made sure to give that disrespect back in kind.
Brody was the ass-kicking, hard-to-knock-down, impossible-to-beat, chain
-swinging Intelligent Monster who, when disrespected by a promoter, made sure to give that disrespect back in kind.
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What we’re talking about is the real low, scum sucking, ego-tripping, do-anything-for-a-buck types.
What we’re talking about is the real low, scum sucking, ego
-tripping, do-anything-for-a-buck types.
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Pointing to his set list he let the crowd know that he had “this shit” on the paper but he was going to go with the flow and he did, taking request and playing favorites.
Pointing to his set list he let the crowd know that he had “this shit” on the
paper but he was going to go with the flow and he did, taking request and playing favorites.
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Quote mine me all you want, had the father of this child beaten this piece of shit woman to within an inch of her life I would not have offered one scintilla of objection or condemnation.
Quote mine me all you want, had the father of this child beaten this piece of shit woman
to within an inch of her life I would not have offered one scintilla of objection or condemnation.
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The american left, useful idiots that they are, see only the rear-view mirror of history and their own navels.
The american left, useful idiots that they are, see only
the rear-view mirror of history and their own navels.
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The revelation that ditzy Haley has been having sex with her even-dumber boyfriend came out of the blue.
The revelation that ditzy Haley has been having sex with
her even-dumber boyfriend came out of the blue.
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Necktie: I’m your workplace, and we all think you’re lazy and stupid.
Necktie: I’m your workplace, and
we all think you’re lazy and stupid.
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I’ve seen this idiotic meme repeated many times, but the primary source of this stupid—see also: delusional, ludicrous, and absurd—notion seems to be Dr.
I’ve seen this idiotic meme repeated many times, but the primary source of this
stupid—see also: delusional, ludicrous, and absurd—notion seems to be Dr.
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When the officers tried to arrest him, White-Mayne allegedly pulled out a revolver and yelled "get the f*** off me or I'll shoot".
When the officers tried to arrest him, White-Mayne allegedly pulled out a revolver
and yelled "get the f*** off me or I'll shoot".
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“It was a good run but ultimately I realised that you guys are not worth a f****** bullet in my f****** head.
“It was a good run but ultimately I realised that you guys are not worth a f
****** bullet in my f****** head.
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They clearly need to be told to shut the fuck up, one-to-one and face-to-face.
They clearly need to be told to shut the fuck up,
one-to-one and face-to-face.
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Like a conservative politician blurting out how much he loves the cock.
Like a conservative politician blurting out
how much he loves the cock.
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Fuck all pipelines: Three Banks Sabotaged in Solidarity with #NODAPL
Fuck all pipelines: Three Banks
Sabotaged in Solidarity with #NODAPL
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Mark my words, D'Oyly Carte, this one is sure to put that Jane Austen bitch in her place".
Mark my words, D'Oyly Carte, this one is sure
to put that Jane Austen bitch in her place".
94,140
Workers at the Parkside Pub in Huntley, Illinois were slaving over deep-fryers Wednesday serving the hungry hordes looking to dine on some delicious turkey testicles.
Workers at the Parkside Pub in Huntley, Illinois were slaving over deep-
fryers Wednesday serving the hungry hordes looking to dine on some delicious turkey testicles.
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She took my hand and held it to her breast and asked me to feel.
She took my hand and held it to
her breast and asked me to feel.
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Letterman seemed especially tickled by the performance, remarking of White, “If I were this guy, you could kiss my ass.”
Letterman seemed especially tickled by the performance, remarking of White, “
If I were this guy, you could kiss my ass.”
94,143
*Ladies: The Commander in thief is a sexual predator and rapist.
*Ladies: The Commander in thief
is a sexual predator and rapist.
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“He wielded his power with women in fucked-up ways, sometimes to the point where they left comedy entirely.”
“He wielded his power with women in fucked-up ways
, sometimes to the point where they left comedy entirely.”
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It was all a bit of a mess and that, I know now, is the only suitable description for the vortex of female sexuality in our society–a total goddamn mess.
It was all a bit of a mess and that, I know now, is the
only suitable description for the vortex of female sexuality in our society–a total goddamn mess.
94,146
Two messages, first one saying, 'I just killed Iris and the kids'.
Two messages, first one saying, '
I just killed Iris and the kids'.
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Ask the teabaggers, and they’ll tell you that he’s damn near a communist, the stimulus was a complete and total failure, healthcare reform is going to be the death of society as we know it, and the unemployment rate would have come down anyway.
Ask the teabaggers, and they’ll tell you that he’s damn near a communist, the stimulus was a complete and total failure
, healthcare reform is going to be the death of society as we know it, and the unemployment rate would have come down anyway.
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Then, members of the crowd shouted “get the fuck off the highway!”
Then, members of the crowd shouted “
get the fuck off the highway!”
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Mr Salmond said: "I think you should never, ever put your political opponents on your posters ... not because it's dreadful but because it's stupid.
Mr Salmond said: "I think you should never, ever put your political
opponents on your posters ... not because it's dreadful but because it's stupid.
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“I think they know it’s mostly bullshit, but there’s a lot of people here talking about it,” Carrier production associate T.J.
“I think they know it’s mostly bullshit, but there’s
a lot of people here talking about it,” Carrier production associate T.J.
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“[Y]ou can be an individual and change the future by doing some dub, crazy bullshit,” he said.
“[Y]ou can be an individual and change the future
by doing some dub, crazy bullshit,” he said.
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"It's not like Cabinet officials are just walking around calling the president a moron," as Musgrave puts it.
"It's not like Cabinet officials are just walking around
calling the president a moron," as Musgrave puts it.
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Thats right once again our elected leaders have fallen short of their duties when it comes to making biking awesome, so lets go kick some ass!
Thats right once again our elected leaders have fallen short of their duties
when it comes to making biking awesome, so lets go kick some ass!
94,154
Nassim Nicholas Taleb explains why the world desperately needs to ignore the idiot intellectuals who presently rule it:I could not agree more.
Nassim Nicholas Taleb explains why the world desperately needs to ignore the
idiot intellectuals who presently rule it:I could not agree more.
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“I want to destroy your dick,” SJ Son whispers into the ear of an unknown man as she walks by.
“I want to destroy your dick,” SJ Son whispers
into the ear of an unknown man as she walks by.
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"And the Jewish people to whom I gladly belong and with whose mentality I have a deep affinity have no different quality for me than all other people.
"And the Jewish people to whom I gladly belong and with whose mentality I
have a deep affinity have no different quality for me than all other people.
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Meehan is also using the reporter to assert that a Fuck the Police march which originated from Oakland is responsible for the death of Mr.
Meehan is also using the reporter to assert that a Fuck the
Police march which originated from Oakland is responsible for the death of Mr.
94,158
Warning the viewers of his ministry, Sciambra said :The anus was never designed by nature to accommodate the penis.
Warning the viewers of his ministry, Sciambra said :The
anus was never designed by nature to accommodate the penis.
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After they arrested Sanyal and were bringing him back to Mumbai, the police officers couldn’t help but ask him why he would do something so stupid.
After they arrested Sanyal and were bringing him back to Mumbai, the police
officers couldn’t help but ask him why he would do something so stupid.
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In the past, it's been used to pay back millions to victims by seizing assets from big-fish finance dicks like Bernie Madoff.
In the past, it's been used to pay back millions to
victims by seizing assets from big-fish finance dicks like Bernie Madoff.
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.@WBCsigns Alas, the sheer awesomeness of such a union in such a place would blow your tiny bigoted minds out of your thick sloping skulls. — J.K.
.@WBCsigns Alas, the sheer awesomeness of such a union in such a place
would blow your tiny bigoted minds out of your thick sloping skulls. — J.K.
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To think of all the times I’ve defended that rat bastard just for him to leave us up shit creek like this?
To think of all the times I’ve defended that rat bastard
just for him to leave us up shit creek like this?
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You gone make me a believer…even if that shit ain't true #Barz — Rihanna (@rihanna) May 27, 2014
You gone make me a believer…even if that shit ai
n't true #Barz — Rihanna (@rihanna) May 27, 2014
94,164
Cuomo, who is not related to the governor, wants the definition of rape changed to include vaginal, oral or anal contact — which the bill now does.
Cuomo, who is not related to the governor, wants the definition of rape
changed to include vaginal, oral or anal contact — which the bill now does.
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What separates this theory from your standard cockamamie horseshit is that the name David Blatt literally appears in the ancient text.
What separates this theory from your standard cockamamie horseshit is that
the name David Blatt literally appears in the ancient text.
94,166
The depression is palpable, and in simple terms, that just plain sucks.
The depression is palpable, and in
simple terms, that just plain sucks.
94,167
"We got the idea two years ago when we wrote the song 'Absinthe' for the Legions Of Bastards album.
"We got the idea two years ago when we wrote
the song 'Absinthe' for the Legions Of Bastards album.
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“We the servants of Allah intend to avenge our peoples by destroying the families of unbelievers in the land of hate.”
“We the servants of Allah intend to avenge our peoples by
destroying the families of unbelievers in the land of hate.”
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Touchstone Supertramp added; "Damn girl you got a big forehead."
Touchstone Supertramp added; "Damn girl
you got a big forehead."
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Steven: do not worry friend...let's beat her ass together with the power of friendship,
Steven: do not worry friend...let's
beat her ass together with the power of friendship,
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This is a world full of white men torturing, killing, and raping women and children—and one in which race isn't acknowledged at all.
This is a world full of white men torturing, killing, and raping
women and children—and one in which race isn't acknowledged at all.
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I want to give every woman out there, no matter what you look like, permission to say, out loud: “I want to be a bad ass.”
I want to give every woman out there, no matter what you look like,
permission to say, out loud: “I want to be a bad ass.”
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This team was poised to get its ass kicked, and I have this thing called school to worry about.
This team was poised to get its ass kicked,
and I have this thing called school to worry about.
94,174
I am going to share a dirty little secret with you, a secret that only someone who uses and hacks on OfflineIMAP could reasonably know: OfflineIMAP sucks.
I am going to share a dirty little secret with you, a secret that
only someone who uses and hacks on OfflineIMAP could reasonably know: OfflineIMAP sucks.
94,175
In Dirty Mary, he's a criminal robbing a grocery store and trying to get away, but he's more concerned with driving fast and getting laid and pissing off cops.
In Dirty Mary, he's a criminal robbing a grocery store and trying to get away
, but he's more concerned with driving fast and getting laid and pissing off cops.
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The two women are understood to have pushed a stun gun into Mr Johnson's genitals and shocked him while the men tattooed him.
The two women are understood to have pushed a stun gun into
Mr Johnson's genitals and shocked him while the men tattooed him.
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Austin is one of the best cities in the United States for beer drinkers, so take advantage! (Just don’t take advantage too much. Have a designated driver, don’t be a moron.)
Austin is one of the best cities in the United States for beer drinkers, so take advantage!
(Just don’t take advantage too much. Have a designated driver, don’t be a moron.)
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Many morons are now expecting some sort of fucking medal just for getting to work in order to do the thing they re paid for.
Many morons are now expecting some sort of fucking medal just for getting
to work in order to do the thing they re paid for.
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In response, another student suggested asking the visitors to “meet you behind south” so she could “beat the f*ck out of them.”
In response, another student suggested asking the visitors to “meet you behind
south” so she could “beat the f*ck out of them.”
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“I think that we’ve only gotten one side of the story — the side of the story that says Greg Schiano is a total nincompoop, idiot, you know, just a bad human being, spy, all that stuff.
“I think that we’ve only gotten one side of the story — the side of the story that says Greg
Schiano is a total nincompoop, idiot, you know, just a bad human being, spy, all that stuff.
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The Empire is now The First Order, The Rebels are now The Resistance, more extreme fraction of the New Republic, who are supposedly pussies.
The Empire is now The First Order, The Rebels are now The Resistance
, more extreme fraction of the New Republic, who are supposedly pussies.
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Whereas theirs is (common noun) (adjective) (adjective) (noun) (adjective) (noun) but two of those five words are synonyms for my wife's noun'n'verb so we're pretty much fucked.
Whereas theirs is (common noun) (adjective) (adjective) (noun) (adjective) (noun
) but two of those five words are synonyms for my wife's noun'n'verb so we're pretty much fucked.
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“Both of them could justifiably look the other one in the eyes and say, ‘What the fuck are you doing here?’
“Both of them could justifiably look the other one in the eyes
and say, ‘What the fuck are you doing here?’
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But sometimes, a tiny scrap of bullshit can result in fortunes lost... and sometimes much, much worse.
But sometimes, a tiny scrap of bullshit can result
in fortunes lost... and sometimes much, much worse.
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This recurring image is of a woman of an unhealthy weight, giant breasts, large behind, and immaculate face.
This recurring image is of a woman of an unhealthy weight
, giant breasts, large behind, and immaculate face.
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Then she grabbed his testicles and twisted, according to Inquistr.com.
Then she grabbed his testicles and
twisted, according to Inquistr.com.
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“It’s bad enough knowing I’ve raised a little perv who believes those double-anal penetration videos he downloads at night are a good primer for his future sex life,” said Edith Crowley, a mother of three from Yorkshire.
“It’s bad enough knowing I’ve raised a little perv who believes those double-anal penetration videos he downloads at
night are a good primer for his future sex life,” said Edith Crowley, a mother of three from Yorkshire.
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I can even faintly hear the sound of “fuck this kid” manifested by way of the angrily closed pages and aggressively typed comments to come.
I can even faintly hear the sound of “fuck this kid” manifested
by way of the angrily closed pages and aggressively typed comments to come.
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Known mostly for his main project named Anal Cunt, Seth had the idea of pursuing his imagination furthermore and this is how Impaled Northern Moonforest was born.
Known mostly for his main project named Anal Cunt, Seth had the idea
of pursuing his imagination furthermore and this is how Impaled Northern Moonforest was born.
94,190
And… how do you get a Russian prostitute’s urine stain out of your Make America Great Again hat?
And… how do you get a Russian prostitute’s
urine stain out of your Make America Great Again hat?
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(The DNC would insist on removing the line “There’s a whole bunch of Negroes coming right this way, and we’re sitting here like a bucket of chicken.”)
(The DNC would insist on removing the line “There’s a whole bunch of Negroes
coming right this way, and we’re sitting here like a bucket of chicken.”)
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"If I rotate and we lose, it'll be [perceived as] a massive cock-up.
"If I rotate and we lose, it'll
be [perceived as] a massive cock-up.
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He was so cocky and full of himself just yesterday too, and now he's running away like a coward from the "keyboad warriors."
He was so cocky and full of himself just yesterday too, and now
he's running away like a coward from the "keyboad warriors."
94,194
When he's caught masturbating while watching Eli shower, he is outed to the group and painfully ostracized – until Eli, who happens to be a fledgling exorcist, suggests that a demonic possession might be causing these feelings in Jordan.
When he's caught masturbating while watching Eli shower, he is outed to the group and painfully ostracized – until Eli
, who happens to be a fledgling exorcist, suggests that a demonic possession might be causing these feelings in Jordan.
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Clinging to our pill-packs and our IUDs and trying to explain to the world why we shouldn’t have to explain to our bosses why we need birth control… while trying to talk over the people calling us sluts.
Clinging to our pill-packs and our IUDs and trying to explain to the world why we shouldn’t have
to explain to our bosses why we need birth control… while trying to talk over the people calling us sluts.
94,196
“You can’t tell me someone her age has never seen a picture of a penis on the Internet,” Anderson said.
“You can’t tell me someone her age has never seen
a picture of a penis on the Internet,” Anderson said.
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Unlike Jones however, I see no conflict in being both an intelligent educated human being and loving the fuck out of Terry Pratchett’s discworld books.
Unlike Jones however, I see no conflict in being both an intelligent educated
human being and loving the fuck out of Terry Pratchett’s discworld books.
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"But while I was clearing off the kitchen table, I saw the box for A Fistful Of Dolores sitting out and thought, 'Oh, shit.'"
"But while I was clearing off the kitchen table, I saw the box for
A Fistful Of Dolores sitting out and thought, 'Oh, shit.'"
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We’re all perverts, loving to expose our “oh so holy” body parts to one another, having sex with everyone around, male, female it all doesn’t matter for us, threesomes, foursomes, fivesomes, huge orgies.
We’re all perverts, loving to expose our “oh so holy” body parts to one another, having sex with
everyone around, male, female it all doesn’t matter for us, threesomes, foursomes, fivesomes, huge orgies.