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Rape is now defined as “penetration, no matter how slight, of the vagina or anus with any body part or object, or oral penetration by a sex organ of another person, without the consent of the victim.”
Rape is now defined as “penetration, no matter how slight, of the vagina or anus with any body part
or object, or oral penetration by a sex organ of another person, without the consent of the victim.”
95,401
Brad gets out of bed naked, his juicy cock sticks out like a long hard pole as he walks to his door.
Brad gets out of bed naked, his juicy cock sticks out
like a long hard pole as he walks to his door.
95,402
Considering their name is a not-so-subtle euphemism for vagina, the Front Bottoms are becoming a big thing.
Considering their name is a not-so-subtle euphemism
for vagina, the Front Bottoms are becoming a big thing.
95,403
* After the shooting, he told a commander: “He’s a terrorist, he needs to die.”
* After the shooting, he told a commander: “
He’s a terrorist, he needs to die.”
95,404
"GAME has basically been bullying people around and now it comes back to bite them on the ass.
"GAME has basically been bullying people around and now
it comes back to bite them on the ass.
95,405
They force would-be Casanovas to take showers and even wipe their own asses in order to appeal to their fickle female tastes.
They force would-be Casanovas to take showers and even wipe
their own asses in order to appeal to their fickle female tastes.
95,406
murdering people, God felt the need to change their skin color to make them not enticing to the Nephites ...
murdering people, God felt the need to change their
skin color to make them not enticing to the Nephites ...
95,407
RE: Let's F*ck Ron Paul Again - Bryan Spencer Speaks about Rigging St.
RE: Let's F*ck Ron Paul
Again - Bryan Spencer Speaks about Rigging St.
95,408
Just look at Hilary Duff and her boyfriend Jason Walsh, the latest in a long line of celebrities to fuck up Halloween with their sexy pilgrim and hunky Native American couples’ costume.
Just look at Hilary Duff and her boyfriend Jason Walsh, the latest in a long line
of celebrities to fuck up Halloween with their sexy pilgrim and hunky Native American couples’ costume.
95,409
And now, eight long years later, it's time to cut that dirty motherfucking bracelet off your wrist and throw it into the trash.
And now, eight long years later, it's time to cut
that dirty motherfucking bracelet off your wrist and throw it into the trash.
95,410
The other package was REALLY confusing and kinda had me in a mind-fuck for a while.
The other package was REALLY confusing and kinda had
me in a mind-fuck for a while.
95,411
So, completely out of the blue, Maher reduces Caitlyn Jenner to “a woman with a dick” just to make some stupid joke: “there’s no rules anymore” (Here’s a rule: Don’t be an asshole).
So, completely out of the blue, Maher reduces Caitlyn Jenner to “a woman with a dick” just to make
some stupid joke: “there’s no rules anymore” (Here’s a rule: Don’t be an asshole).
95,412
He later wrote about masturbation and rape for left-wing rags for $50 a story.
He later wrote about masturbation and rape for left
-wing rags for $50 a story.
95,413
That's somewhere between stealing a parking spot away from someone waiting patiently with his blinker on and pellet-gunning your neighbor's labradoodle in the ass because it won't stay off your lawn.
That's somewhere between stealing a parking spot away from someone waiting patiently with his blinker on and
pellet-gunning your neighbor's labradoodle in the ass because it won't stay off your lawn.
95,414
Just as “you are what you eat”, it also seems you are what you read: Stupid.
Just as “you are what you eat”,
it also seems you are what you read: Stupid.
95,415
The video did go viral–but not in the way Opie was probably expecting: it was posted on Reddit under the heading “This guy’s an asshole.”
The video did go viral–but not in the way Opie was probably expecting:
it was posted on Reddit under the heading “This guy’s an asshole.”
95,416
I got a can of chili, a big ass bottle of Texas Pete Hot Sauce, a 6pack of bottled classic Dr.
I got a can of chili, a big ass bottle
of Texas Pete Hot Sauce, a 6pack of bottled classic Dr.
95,417
– For older men, it is a respectable woman with a nice ass crossing the street.
– For older men, it is a respectable
woman with a nice ass crossing the street.
95,418
People like to bring their dogs to Smuggler and their dogs like to poop, which is fine.
People like to bring their dogs to Smuggler and
their dogs like to poop, which is fine.
95,419
I just put on there that I like nerdy things and have a bunch of stupid toys on my desk at work.
I just put on there that I like nerdy things and
have a bunch of stupid toys on my desk at work.
95,420
I called her a fucking "&$;;-:" cause that's what she WAS! — Anthony Cumia (@AnthonyCumia) July 2, 2014
I called her a fucking "&$;;-:" cause that
's what she WAS! — Anthony Cumia (@AnthonyCumia) July 2, 2014
95,421
Or a fetish that involves a naked woman rubbing her boobs on another naked woman.
Or a fetish that involves a naked woman
rubbing her boobs on another naked woman.
95,422
The note, which had been placed on the windshield of a black senior’s car, threatened, “shut up or I will shut you up.”
The note, which had been placed on the windshield of a black senior’s
car, threatened, “shut up or I will shut you up.”
95,423
“Yo, let me tell you something about Sarah Palin. She’s good masturbation material.” Co-host Ernie Johnson quickly pulled down the curtain, saying “I want to thank Tracy Morgan for stopping by.” Full video after the jump.
“Yo, let me tell you something about Sarah Palin. She’s good masturbation material.” Co-host Ernie Johnson
quickly pulled down the curtain, saying “I want to thank Tracy Morgan for stopping by.” Full video after the jump.
95,424
For your archiving convenience, here is the Not As Dumb As You Look masterpost!
For your archiving convenience, here is the
Not As Dumb As You Look masterpost!
95,425
Longer congas let you add people faster but watch out for stinky pigs stinking up your line!
Longer congas let you add people faster but watch
out for stinky pigs stinking up your line!
95,426
Not a single angry comment, except from the ragweed LARPers, and they’re too stupid and useless to really care about.
Not a single angry comment, except from the ragweed LARPers,
and they’re too stupid and useless to really care about.
95,427
Those who have pushed for a mandatory solution also quickly dismiss it on the basis that 'voluntary solutions' do not work or that Canadians are too lazy or simply stupid to look after their own retirement needs.
Those who have pushed for a mandatory solution also quickly dismiss it on the basis that 'voluntary solutions'
do not work or that Canadians are too lazy or simply stupid to look after their own retirement needs.
95,428
How to be less of a horrible human being. Why does that make you so angry? * If you want to tell me Not All White People you are part of the problem, go away.
How to be less of a horrible human being. Why does that make you so angry? *
If you want to tell me Not All White People you are part of the problem, go away.
95,429
Gierde Pukiene, the firm’s managing director, thinks the project could help counteract the dumb-blonde stereotype.
Gierde Pukiene, the firm’s managing director, thinks
the project could help counteract the dumb-blonde stereotype.
95,430
The results, which even surprised the researchers, showed that 100% of the participants’ penises stayed intact after voting for Clinton.
The results, which even surprised the researchers, showed that 100
% of the participants’ penises stayed intact after voting for Clinton.
95,431
And, like most ART, most people wouldn’t pay $5 for that stupid (fill in the blank) that you’re asking $2000 for.
And, like most ART, most people wouldn’t pay $5 for that
stupid (fill in the blank) that you’re asking $2000 for.
95,432
Your dog will actively pursue or seek out the female, and this might include running off when unsupervised, refusing to return when called, and escaping from the home or garden to go off and find the bitch!
Your dog will actively pursue or seek out the female, and this might include running off when unsupervised,
refusing to return when called, and escaping from the home or garden to go off and find the bitch!
95,433
Watson dons a white crocheted stole that reveals the curvature of her breasts.
Watson dons a white crocheted stole that
reveals the curvature of her breasts.
95,434
Sex allows parents to produce offspring that are more resistant to the parasites, while self-fertilization dooms populations to extinction at the hands of their biological enemies.
Sex allows parents to produce offspring that are more resistant to the parasites, while
self-fertilization dooms populations to extinction at the hands of their biological enemies.
95,435
Canadian ex-hostage Joshua Boyle says the Haqqani network in Afghanistan killed his infant daughter in captivity and raped his wife.
Canadian ex-hostage Joshua Boyle says the Haqqani network in
Afghanistan killed his infant daughter in captivity and raped his wife.
95,436
Smith continued, "f*ck them n*gers b*tchs wat you got on us not a dam thing so f*ck off d*cks."
Smith continued, "f*ck them n*gers b*tchs wat you got
on us not a dam thing so f*ck off d*cks."
95,437
As soon as the column appeared, I was bombarded by emails, many of them obscenity-laden, from readers from Florida to Colorado and across Canada denouncing me as an out-of-touch leftist moron.
As soon as the column appeared, I was bombarded by emails, many of them obscenity-laden,
from readers from Florida to Colorado and across Canada denouncing me as an out-of-touch leftist moron.
95,438
And I think everyone knows what that’s like, to just feel like a fucking liability.”
And I think everyone knows what that’s like
, to just feel like a fucking liability.”
95,439
Three white racists ripped the straps off my bag & attempted to yank my hijab off my head.
Three white racists ripped the straps off my bag
& attempted to yank my hijab off my head.
95,440
Supposedly the information is far more damaging than audio recording of Trump talking about "grabbing women by the pussy", and yet one wonders how nobody in the Clinton campaign, with all its extensive connections, was able to get to it.
Supposedly the information is far more damaging than audio recording of Trump talking about "grabbing women by the pussy", and
yet one wonders how nobody in the Clinton campaign, with all its extensive connections, was able to get to it.
95,441
The original series was dark, and carried horrific finales (one episode had a political leader fuck a pig), while there’s rumors this new revival is a bit more light-hearted.
The original series was dark, and carried horrific finales (one episode had a political leader fuck
a pig), while there’s rumors this new revival is a bit more light-hearted.
95,442
‘Fuck this, I could die tomorrow, let's go out there and I'm gonna fucking kill this guy!'
‘Fuck this, I could die tomorrow, let's go
out there and I'm gonna fucking kill this guy!'
95,443
Manning is portrayed as a pitiful, naive and sexually confused young man.
Manning is portrayed as a pitiful,
naive and sexually confused young man.
95,444
Green Day, just because, when I started making beats back then, they had that shit out, American Idiot.
Green Day, just because, when I started making beats
back then, they had that shit out, American Idiot.
95,445
Being young and gullible, we would look to the teacher expecting her to right the wrong, to punish the idiot kid who knocked down our building.
Being young and gullible, we would look to the teacher expecting her to
right the wrong, to punish the idiot kid who knocked down our building.
95,446
It's a Thursday night and all my mates are off their tits on coke and shit... [we just want to] do something creative.
It's a Thursday night and all my mates are off their tits on
coke and shit... [we just want to] do something creative.
95,447
“I think all the drugs, fame, money, alcohol, and whores messed with your head because your bashing response to me is really uncalled for and makes zero sense.
“I think all the drugs, fame, money, alcohol, and whores messed with
your head because your bashing response to me is really uncalled for and makes zero sense.
95,448
“I need this on tour, so when motherfuckers run up, I can just be, like, ‘Breach!’?”
“I need this on tour, so when motherfuckers run up,
I can just be, like, ‘Breach!’?”
95,449
"These high and mighty duopolists that are raping you for every penny you have ... the f------ hate you."
"These high and mighty duopolists that are raping you for
every penny you have ... the f------ hate you."
95,450
When the next Islamic terrorist attack occurs, rather than them crying about islamophobia and other bullshit, I'd rather the reformed muslims put together an action plan to stamp out all sources of radicalism.
When the next Islamic terrorist attack occurs, rather than them crying about islamophobia and other bullshit,
I'd rather the reformed muslims put together an action plan to stamp out all sources of radicalism.
95,451
The lawsuit says that the woman is suing the A$AP Mob member after he reportedly entered a London hotel room where she was sleeping and yelled, "You fucked my assistant, now you are going to fuck me."
The lawsuit says that the woman is suing the A$AP Mob member after he reportedly entered a London hotel room
where she was sleeping and yelled, "You fucked my assistant, now you are going to fuck me."
95,452
Evidently desperate for some fast food, she quickly "pulled his trousers down and sank her teeth into one side of his penis" and "scratched him in the face" for good measure.
Evidently desperate for some fast food, she quickly "pulled his trousers down and sank her teeth
into one side of his penis" and "scratched him in the face" for good measure.
95,453
They aren’t invading, they aren’t raping, they aren’t murdering, they aren’t enslaving, they aren’t stealing your children in an attempt to Asianise them, and telling the mothers to fuck off.
They aren’t invading, they aren’t raping, they aren’t murdering, they aren’t enslaving,
they aren’t stealing your children in an attempt to Asianise them, and telling the mothers to fuck off.
95,454
Mr. Hypocrite, meet "Michael Scott."eek, I really can't stand treasonists who undermine our national security.
Mr. Hypocrite, meet "Michael Scott."eek, I
really can't stand treasonists who undermine our national security.
95,455
Vaginas are like self-cleaning ovens; an octopus’s wriggly appendages are called arms not tentacles; and there’s no biological basis for race.
Vaginas are like self-cleaning ovens; an octopus’s wriggly appendages are
called arms not tentacles; and there’s no biological basis for race.
95,456
Indian Jokes - we are like this only Santa & Banta - Dumb & Dumber Men - Gods Beta version Personality - we do wierd things Politicians - Politics, Bushishm, Aaloo etc Office Humor Sardarji Jokes - With all due respect Cricket Jokes Stupid or not...
Indian Jokes - we are like this only Santa & Banta - Dumb & Dumber Men - Gods Beta version Personality - we do
wierd things Politicians - Politics, Bushishm, Aaloo etc Office Humor Sardarji Jokes - With all due respect Cricket Jokes Stupid or not...
95,457
Too little sounds like I passive-aggressively hate the French and too much makes me seem like the stupid policeman from ‘Allo ‘Allo.
Too little sounds like I passive-aggressively hate the French and too
much makes me seem like the stupid policeman from ‘Allo ‘Allo.
95,458
Now, you might be asking yourself: What does it mean to ski like an asshole?
Now, you might be asking yourself: What
does it mean to ski like an asshole?
95,459
And all this shit going on at these Astroturf town halls is to protect this?
And all this shit going on at these
Astroturf town halls is to protect this?
95,460
After the success of first movie, he’s back in Deadpool 2 wearing high-heels and kicking Cable’s ass.
After the success of first movie, he’s back in
Deadpool 2 wearing high-heels and kicking Cable’s ass.
95,461
“Oh, don’t get it twisted, honeycone: I’m a survivor first, a capitalist second, and a whole bunch of other shit after that, but a hookerdead last.
“Oh, don’t get it twisted, honeycone: I’m a survivor first, a
capitalist second, and a whole bunch of other shit after that, but a hookerdead last.
95,462
"A vaginal is a dissolving in a vague, dark generalised sensation like being swirled in a warm whirlpool.
"A vaginal is a dissolving in a vague,
dark generalised sensation like being swirled in a warm whirlpool.
95,463
But as anyone who has ever watched a season of Bachelor in Paradise knows, the world is full of shit humans.
But as anyone who has ever watched a season of Bachelor
in Paradise knows, the world is full of shit humans.
95,464
“Unlike the very stupid, highly incompetent people running our country into the ground, Mr.
“Unlike the very stupid, highly incompetent
people running our country into the ground, Mr.
95,465
RAMSEY COUNTY, MN — Police say a man grabbed a woman's butt cheek and masturbated in front of her and two children while at the Minnesota State Fair's CHS Miracle of Birth Center.
RAMSEY COUNTY, MN — Police say a man grabbed a woman's butt cheek and masturbated in
front of her and two children while at the Minnesota State Fair's CHS Miracle of Birth Center.
95,466
The way the words “simple” and “simple-minded” are used today, a simple or simple-minded person is a stupid person.
The way the words “simple” and “simple-minded” are
used today, a simple or simple-minded person is a stupid person.
95,467
At first I was intrigued; with the title “The Popularity and Perfectionism Behind Butt Sex” I assumed it would be an uplifting discussion regarding the recent popularity over anal play.
At first I was intrigued; with the title “The Popularity and Perfectionism Behind Butt Sex
” I assumed it would be an uplifting discussion regarding the recent popularity over anal play.
95,468
If you acted up in class or got into a fight, you got your ass swatted with a paddle.
If you acted up in class or got into a
fight, you got your ass swatted with a paddle.
95,469
Thousands of overweight drunken wankers are expected to flood the city around midday and revellers for the parade are advised to bring ‘scumbrella’s’ to shield them from the amount of total shite that will be spewed.
Thousands of overweight drunken wankers are expected to flood the city around midday and revellers for the parade are advised
to bring ‘scumbrella’s’ to shield them from the amount of total shite that will be spewed.
95,470
To be eligible for a Darwin Award a person must sacrifice their own life in an extraordinarily idiotic manner to ensure that one less idiot will survive and thereby protecting the human gene pool.
To be eligible for a Darwin Award a person must sacrifice their own life in an extraordinarily
idiotic manner to ensure that one less idiot will survive and thereby protecting the human gene pool.
95,471
Say what you will about JaVale McGee and his idiotic tendencies on the court, but 7 foot big men with his length and athleticism are hard to come by in the NBA.
Say what you will about JaVale McGee and his idiotic tendencies on the court, but 7
foot big men with his length and athleticism are hard to come by in the NBA.
95,472
Because the admins don’t give a flying fuck about doing something good on faceit.
Because the admins don’t give a flying
fuck about doing something good on faceit.
95,473
She is now kicking Pamela Geller’s ass by taking on the Freedom Defense Initiative’s racist bus campaign.
She is now kicking Pamela Geller’s ass by taking
on the Freedom Defense Initiative’s racist bus campaign.
95,474
A barking mad Russian man is accused of keeping a pitbull as his personal sex slave.
A barking mad Russian man is accused of
keeping a pitbull as his personal sex slave.
95,475
Kasich is one of the most notorious jerks in the history of Washington, DC, which is a town full of jerks.
Kasich is one of the most notorious jerks in the history of
Washington, DC, which is a town full of jerks.
95,476
“Donald Trump is a mindless jerk who threatens to destroy our country,” he said.
“Donald Trump is a mindless jerk who threatens
to destroy our country,” he said.
95,477
Stone is a notorious "dirty trickster" who formed the anti-Hillary Clinton group C.U.N.T. in 2008 and has spent much of the 2016 cycle pushing smears about the Clintons.
Stone is a notorious "dirty trickster" who formed the anti-Hillary Clinton group
C.U.N.T. in 2008 and has spent much of the 2016 cycle pushing smears about the Clintons.
95,478
And then he chides you for your indecision and then has to shoot your butthole with a laser —
And then he chides you for your indecision and
then has to shoot your butthole with a laser —
95,479
Nowadays I try and see if I can hire someone online to come feed my ass while I watch tv!
Nowadays I try and see if I can hire someone
online to come feed my ass while I watch tv!
95,480
How can you see this shit and feel "apart of the community" or even Progressive????
How can you see this shit and feel "apart
of the community" or even Progressive????
95,481
Clearly, George Michael hated the Lord Jesus Christ and he was a sodomite reprobate.
Clearly, George Michael hated the Lord Jesus
Christ and he was a sodomite reprobate.
95,482
The star of the flick, Emily Browning, was a heck of a lot of fun to look at dressed like a school girl while kicking butt.
The star of the flick, Emily Browning, was a heck of a
lot of fun to look at dressed like a school girl while kicking butt.
95,483
Yeah, those middle class bastards with their air conditioning and microwaves.
Yeah, those middle class bastards
with their air conditioning and microwaves.
95,484
I’m not trying to build my own brand off the fucking strength of the president.
I’m not trying to build my own
brand off the fucking strength of the president.
95,485
Besides the snapchat, you can get yourself a couple of videos where she is enjoying her boyfriend’s cock with her mouth and with her feet as well.
Besides the snapchat, you can get yourself a couple of videos where she is
enjoying her boyfriend’s cock with her mouth and with her feet as well.
95,486
She's so horny and curious that when another couple excuses themselves to have sex, a nosy Stewart follows them into the doorway and asks, 'Can I watch you guys screw?'"
She's so horny and curious that when another couple excuses themselves to have sex, a nosy
Stewart follows them into the doorway and asks, 'Can I watch you guys screw?'"
95,487
‘So Fu**in’ Sorry To Hear About This Sh*t,’: Twitter let loose on “The Mooch”
‘So Fu**in’ Sorry To Hear About This Sh*t
,’: Twitter let loose on “The Mooch”
95,488
This mom's practice of "body positive parenting," really just translates into, "I shove pictures of vaginas in my two-year-old daughter's face all day and pretend that it's normal."
This mom's practice of "body positive parenting," really just translates into, "I shove pictures of
vaginas in my two-year-old daughter's face all day and pretend that it's normal."
95,489
The rich white family is cursed with too much money and privilege.
The rich white family is cursed
with too much money and privilege.
95,490
A head injury spotter technically has the power to stop the game and get someone like Keenum checked out, but in such a tight situation, removing him from the game would cause quite the shitstorm.
A head injury spotter technically has the power to stop the game and get someone like Keenum checked out
, but in such a tight situation, removing him from the game would cause quite the shitstorm.
95,491
"I'm totally unsure" ... a prostitute has told Channel Seven that she doesn't know if she slept with Craig Thomson.
"I'm totally unsure" ... a prostitute has told Channel
Seven that she doesn't know if she slept with Craig Thomson.
95,492
When Wade appeared in court, Judge John Hurley was in awe of the burglar's stupidity.
When Wade appeared in court, Judge John Hurley
was in awe of the burglar's stupidity.
95,493
Amy is a nerdy, easily-excited perfectionist and Rosa is a blunt, tough-as-nails badass.
Amy is a nerdy, easily-excited perfectionist and Rosa
is a blunt, tough-as-nails badass.
95,494
Even by the low standards of English lawyers, the men and women who run the Law Society have behaved like shameless hypocrites.
Even by the low standards of English lawyers, the men and
women who run the Law Society have behaved like shameless hypocrites.
95,495
Report On NYPD Body Camera Program Shows Police Union Doesn't Speak For Officers, Mostly Full Of Shit
Report On NYPD Body Camera Program Shows Police Union
Doesn't Speak For Officers, Mostly Full Of Shit
95,496
Anheuser-Busch and its King of Shitty Beers, Budweiser, plan to release a 12-pack sampler of three new “craft” beers on October 29.
Anheuser-Busch and its King of Shitty Beers, Budweiser, plan to
release a 12-pack sampler of three new “craft” beers on October 29.
95,497
I recently, don’t ask me to explain how, came across a story about this woman named Kim Anami, who boasts how she can easily lift a coconut with her vagina.
I recently, don’t ask me to explain how, came across a story about this
woman named Kim Anami, who boasts how she can easily lift a coconut with her vagina.
95,498
Thursday at a rally in Exeter, NH, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump said politicians can not solve problems like the veterans care crisis because they are “full of shit.”
Thursday at a rally in Exeter, NH, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump said politicians can
not solve problems like the veterans care crisis because they are “full of shit.”
95,499
Lazy morons indeed do not care to see or hear conflicting opinions and will happily attempt to silence them so that nobody else will either.
Lazy morons indeed do not care to see or hear conflicting opinions and
will happily attempt to silence them so that nobody else will either.