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One victim said that another officer put a gun to his head while Vagnini administered a choke hold, touched his scrotum and fingered his anus.
One victim said that another officer put a gun to his head while
Vagnini administered a choke hold, touched his scrotum and fingered his anus.
95,601
A big fucking laser is going to blast the shit out of the surface of the moon, lift it into orbit, and then blow it to pieces for you to pick through with your mining ships.
A big fucking laser is going to blast the shit out of the surface of the moon, lift
it into orbit, and then blow it to pieces for you to pick through with your mining ships.
95,602
I’ve tackled this topic many times and have always come to the conclusion that NO penis size does not matter.
I’ve tackled this topic many times and have always come
to the conclusion that NO penis size does not matter.
95,603
In a video clip posted to Facebook, a California woman filmed a run-in she had with a motorist while she was riding on her bike accompanied by her 9-year-old daughter, that ended with the man calling her a “f*cking Cambodian n*gger.”
In a video clip posted to Facebook, a California woman filmed a run-in she had with a motorist while she was riding
on her bike accompanied by her 9-year-old daughter, that ended with the man calling her a “f*cking Cambodian n*gger.”
95,604
The Local newspaper said the incident caused the girl to accidentally bite into his penis.
The Local newspaper said the incident caused the
girl to accidentally bite into his penis.
95,605
Particularly on the coasts, it seems -- and even more particularly in L.A. and NYC -- many, many fucks were given.
Particularly on the coasts, it seems -- and even more particularly
in L.A. and NYC -- many, many fucks were given.
95,606
With a louder groan, Tayne rolled onto his side, away from the open window and its bastard brightness.
With a louder groan, Tayne rolled onto his side
, away from the open window and its bastard brightness.
95,607
Like it or not, beer is not healthy, and frankly, drinking lots of beer over time will make you a fat fuck.
Like it or not, beer is not healthy, and frankly,
drinking lots of beer over time will make you a fat fuck.
95,608
From last to first, here's our list of the year's biggest losers.
From last to first, here's our
list of the year's biggest losers.
95,609
In the past decade I've written this post about every six months, decided it wasn't worth the shitstorm I'd get for posting it, and let it die.
In the past decade I've written this post about every six months, decided it
wasn't worth the shitstorm I'd get for posting it, and let it die.
95,610
Police originally insisted on an open-ended license to fornicate, but now they are willing to settle for petting, handjobs, blowjobs, and other activities that fall short of penetration.
Police originally insisted on an open-ended license to fornicate, but now they are willing
to settle for petting, handjobs, blowjobs, and other activities that fall short of penetration.
95,611
The words on the sign he was carrying sharply contrasted with his amiable appearance: "Get out of our country, bitch."
The words on the sign he was carrying sharply contrasted with his
amiable appearance: "Get out of our country, bitch."
95,612
Since 2011, Sneaky Bastards: The Stealth Gaming Blog has provided a home for fans of the stealth genre.
Since 2011, Sneaky Bastards: The Stealth Gaming Blog
has provided a home for fans of the stealth genre.
95,613
“Racists” they spit from their white only enclaves whilst Eastern Europeans on the minimum wage clean up their shit in the background.
“Racists” they spit from their white only enclaves whilst Eastern
Europeans on the minimum wage clean up their shit in the background.
95,614
Once there, her new boyfriend pummeled the victim over the head with a pipe and slashed his throat with a knife, killing him.
Once there, her new boyfriend pummeled the victim over the head with
a pipe and slashed his throat with a knife, killing him.
95,615
She put up with a lot of my shit and was a saint for it and that is the theme of a lot of the EP."[
She put up with a lot of my shit and was a saint for
it and that is the theme of a lot of the EP."[
95,616
At 7am, their father is already out working, scavenging rubbish.
At 7am, their father is
already out working, scavenging rubbish.
95,617
But those who would look to write the Portuguese’s epitaph are yet to fully appreciate the depths of their own stupidity.
But those who would look to write the Portuguese’s epitaph
are yet to fully appreciate the depths of their own stupidity.
95,618
In its whirling gestures, its madness and bullshit philosophy, Network opened something up, caused a kind of visionary rent in the fabric.
In its whirling gestures, its madness and bullshit philosophy, Network opened
something up, caused a kind of visionary rent in the fabric.
95,619
Sending people to university just means you get pointless, bullshit jobs being done by someone who has spent three years and thirty grand turning themselves into an arse.”
Sending people to university just means you get pointless, bullshit jobs being done by
someone who has spent three years and thirty grand turning themselves into an arse.”
95,620
Melissa Jeltsen/The Huffington Post Lorena Bobbitt cut off her husband's penis in 1993.
Melissa Jeltsen/The Huffington Post Lorena Bobbitt
cut off her husband's penis in 1993.
95,621
But the title is ironic and not ironic; she is that type of girl, too, and doesn’t really give a shit if you’re onboard with it or not.
But the title is ironic and not ironic; she is that type of girl, too
, and doesn’t really give a shit if you’re onboard with it or not.
95,622
These days, console makers can’t simply come out on stage and say: “this fucker will be this many bits better than that last one, which means that we will be able to make games of this quality.”
These days, console makers can’t simply come out on stage and say: “this fucker will be this many
bits better than that last one, which means that we will be able to make games of this quality.”
95,623
Everything with my life has been so fucking serious and it’s been a fucking message," Logic explains.
Everything with my life has been so fucking serious and
it’s been a fucking message," Logic explains.
95,624
"Police called the ambulance service who inspected the contents and agreed it appeared to be some form of tissue matter that could be a penis," a police spokesman said today.
"Police called the ambulance service who inspected the contents and agreed it appeared to be some
form of tissue matter that could be a penis," a police spokesman said today.
95,625
"I was at an event and I had a few rappers with me who got on stage, rapping, 'F**k the police, f**k the police,' and I was like, 'Hold on yo!'
"I was at an event and I had a few rappers with me who got on stage, rapping,
'F**k the police, f**k the police,' and I was like, 'Hold on yo!'
95,626
‘We will go to kill Ukrainians as soon as our war will be over,’ Assad’s army … 613
‘We will go to kill Ukrainians as soon as our
war will be over,’ Assad’s army … 613
95,627
Ever since she turned 14, he would rape her regularly, and starve her and her mother if they tried to stop him; the ordeal finally ended when a social worker chanced upon her traumatised mother
Ever since she turned 14, he would rape her regularly, and starve her and her mother if
they tried to stop him; the ordeal finally ended when a social worker chanced upon her traumatised mother
95,628
On her tiptoes, with fists clenched, the Nike model celebrates her form: "My butt is big and round like the letter C...
On her tiptoes, with fists clenched, the Nike model celebrates her
form: "My butt is big and round like the letter C...
95,629
The humiliation of John Boehner He's powerless, and his own party continues to make him look like a fool.
The humiliation of John Boehner He's powerless, and his
own party continues to make him look like a fool.
95,630
But Cyclops…well, Cyclops is a jerk around this time period of X-Comics, rivalled only by his actions during AvX, which arguably weren’t completely his own.
But Cyclops…well, Cyclops is a jerk around this time period of X-Comics
, rivalled only by his actions during AvX, which arguably weren’t completely his own.
95,631
Many Muslims refrain from eating pork, as Islam considers pigs unclean.
Many Muslims refrain from eating pork
, as Islam considers pigs unclean.
95,632
According to the boy, the fish slipped into his penis while he was cleaning his aquarium at home.
According to the boy, the fish slipped into his
penis while he was cleaning his aquarium at home.
95,633
This week’s Welcome to the Fuck Zone is Billie and Ruth, again, because, like, I guess we all really like those two for some reason.
This week’s Welcome to the Fuck Zone is Billie and Ruth, again,
because, like, I guess we all really like those two for some reason.
95,634
However, Alexa interrupts to announce 'porn detected' before she starts saying 'c**t, s**t, sex, c**k, p***y, anal, dildo'.
However, Alexa interrupts to announce 'porn detected' before she starts saying '
c**t, s**t, sex, c**k, p***y, anal, dildo'.
95,635
Stupidest and most intellectually dishonest thanktanks and magazines alive...
Stupidest and most intellectually dishonest
thanktanks and magazines alive...
95,636
But the problem is that these girls’ giant tits frequently block the weekend lows.
But the problem is that these girls’
giant tits frequently block the weekend lows.
95,637
Donald Trump is a ‘malignant narcissist, a sociopath and a racist’ says UN special adviser
Donald Trump is a ‘malignant narcissist, a
sociopath and a racist’ says UN special adviser
95,638
In fact, you’ve (maybe) never seen an uncircumcised penis in your life.
In fact, you’ve (maybe)
never seen an uncircumcised penis in your life.
95,639
Steve: All right I’m here with Andy Brown before AWS’s “Just Another Damn Turkey.”
Steve: All right I’m here with Andy Brown
before AWS’s “Just Another Damn Turkey.”
95,640
An upright and responsible Captain (capitalized because you're important, dammit!)
An upright and responsible Captain (capitalized
because you're important, dammit!)
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Or some approximation thereof, give or take a few limbs/eyeballs/genitals as needed.
Or some approximation thereof, give or take a
few limbs/eyeballs/genitals as needed.
95,642
Sort of like his Metal Machine Music, Yeezus is one of the greatest f**k-you albums ever.
Sort of like his Metal Machine Music, Yeezus is
one of the greatest f**k-you albums ever.
95,643
Accidentaly or not, Angel di Maria touched his testicles when he was booed by the Santiago Bernabeu crowd as he was substituted against Celta Vigo.
Accidentaly or not, Angel di Maria touched his testicles when he was
booed by the Santiago Bernabeu crowd as he was substituted against Celta Vigo.
95,644
But, what if you look around and find out that, oh shit, the people and society you are surrounded by do not actually share your belief system?
But, what if you look around and find out that, oh shit,
the people and society you are surrounded by do not actually share your belief system?
95,645
Filthy breeders flirting with one another in libraries and coffee shops.
Filthy breeders flirting with one another
in libraries and coffee shops.
95,646
HATE preachers and terrorists face being stripped of their Australian citizenship and sent back to their original countries under tough anti-terrorism measures being examined by the Abbott Government.
HATE preachers and terrorists face being stripped of their Australian citizenship and sent back to
their original countries under tough anti-terrorism measures being examined by the Abbott Government.
95,647
MORE: Woman ‘tried to bite boyfriend’s penis off because he complained she was too needy’
MORE: Woman ‘tried to bite boyfriend’s
penis off because he complained she was too needy’
95,648
German, Canadian and South Korean die from high altitude brain swelling
German, Canadian and South Korean
die from high altitude brain swelling
95,649
Anytime that you caught somebody doing something stupid, then you could collect $5 from them as a tax…and if they paid you the Stupid Tax, then they had done something stupid again and so they should give you another $5.
Anytime that you caught somebody doing something stupid, then you could collect $5 from them as a tax…and if
they paid you the Stupid Tax, then they had done something stupid again and so they should give you another $5.
95,650
As one Canadian journalist said to the Saudi fascists Take your secret Saudi threats and shove ’em, you misogynist creeps!
As one Canadian journalist said to the Saudi fascists Take your
secret Saudi threats and shove ’em, you misogynist creeps!
95,651
Several years of residence in the holy country, he has come to the conclusion that "Israel is a scum state".
Several years of residence in the holy country, he has come
to the conclusion that "Israel is a scum state".
95,652
WHY YOU SHOULDN'T DOUCHE Douching of any kind disrupts the balance of good bacteria in the vagina and is associated with increased risk of BV, bacterial overgrowth in the vagina.
WHY YOU SHOULDN'T DOUCHE Douching of any kind disrupts the balance of good bacteria in the
vagina and is associated with increased risk of BV, bacterial overgrowth in the vagina.
95,653
LaVar Ball’s ignorant nonsense hits disgusting Kyrie Irving peak
LaVar Ball’s ignorant nonsense
hits disgusting Kyrie Irving peak
95,654
Female bats often lick their mate's penis during dorsoventral copulation.
Female bats often lick their mate
's penis during dorsoventral copulation.
95,655
“We all know that if you look up Congress in the dictionary it says, ‘Do-nothing fucktards who couldn’t solve a problem if it was eating them alive anus first,’ he said.
“We all know that if you look up Congress in the dictionary it says, ‘Do-nothing
fucktards who couldn’t solve a problem if it was eating them alive anus first,’ he said.
95,656
Whoever the man is who threatened to call the police on my daughter for her lemonade stand, you are seriously pathetic.
Whoever the man is who threatened to call the police on
my daughter for her lemonade stand, you are seriously pathetic.
95,657
‘GMOs are humanity’s mortal enemy and these sick b****** won’t be happy until most of us are dead.’
‘GMOs are humanity’s mortal enemy and these sick b***
*** won’t be happy until most of us are dead.’
95,658
Molly’s “let’s go fuck him up” is what a true friend would have said.
Molly’s “let’s go fuck him up
” is what a true friend would have said.
95,659
Nintendo, if you're reading, know that I love these stupid looking jerks.
Nintendo, if you're reading, know
that I love these stupid looking jerks.
95,660
He tends to act jealous, possessive, needy, supplicative, and generally fucking lame around women he likes.
He tends to act jealous, possessive, needy,
supplicative, and generally fucking lame around women he likes.
95,661
Davis raped her and punched her in the face when she tried to resist, police said
Davis raped her and punched her in the
face when she tried to resist, police said
95,662
Young women in our office have been called “bitch,” “slut,” “whore,” and worse – if you can imagine.
Young women in our office have been called “bitch,” “slut
,” “whore,” and worse – if you can imagine.
95,663
No, dammit, I do not want to text-search my applications to call one up!
No, dammit, I do not want to
text-search my applications to call one up!
95,664
thank to Paulo, who always adds and rearranges the keys on my keyboard to spell something funny. Today it was, 'I can smell your penis from here'. Give it to me straight -- is that good or bad?
thank to Paulo, who always adds and rearranges the keys on my keyboard to spell something funny. Today it was
, 'I can smell your penis from here'. Give it to me straight -- is that good or bad?
95,665
If you enter an emergency room in Brazil with a spider bite, your genitals at the first thing they look at because it is a telltale sign.
If you enter an emergency room in Brazil with a spider bite, your
genitals at the first thing they look at because it is a telltale sign.
95,666
And I’m not talking about the band Cataclysm — they’re heavy as fuck,” said Askelson.
And I’m not talking about the band Cataclysm —
they’re heavy as fuck,” said Askelson.
95,667
The ruble went to shit, Russia's oligarchy had no interest in helping shape a market economy, and the people in power just couldn't manage to craft a functioning democracy.
The ruble went to shit, Russia's oligarchy had no interest in helping shape a market
economy, and the people in power just couldn't manage to craft a functioning democracy.
95,668
After years of practice, I’ve mastered five ancient techniques for writing shitty fantasy.
After years of practice, I’ve mastered
five ancient techniques for writing shitty fantasy.
95,669
So don’t get too big-headed just because you are a hairy, left-handed homosexual.
So don’t get too big-headed just because
you are a hairy, left-handed homosexual.
95,670
After they found the badly injured man, who was still conscious at the time, police followed a trail of blood several hundred yards to a grassy bank, where they discovered the man’s missing penis, his boxer shorts and a serrated knife.
After they found the badly injured man, who was still conscious at the time, police followed a trail of blood several
hundred yards to a grassy bank, where they discovered the man’s missing penis, his boxer shorts and a serrated knife.
95,671
On May 4th, 2009, another Tumblr blog "Fuck Yeah Birds With Arms" was launched.
On May 4th, 2009, another Tumblr blog
"Fuck Yeah Birds With Arms" was launched.
95,672
'He's a Deranged Animal': Ex-Obama Aide Rips Trump For 'F***ing Lie' About Her Boss
'He's a Deranged Animal': Ex-Obama
Aide Rips Trump For 'F***ing Lie' About Her Boss
95,673
May every Israeli mother feel the pain I have been cursed with,” she told Your Middle East.
May every Israeli mother feel the pain I have been
cursed with,” she told Your Middle East.
95,674
hugo. who wanted to “shut flavia the fuck up.” and who saw women of color as “being in the way.” why was hugo so aware of our presence, but so many white feminists are just confused right now?
hugo. who wanted to “shut flavia the fuck up.” and who saw women of color as “being in
the way.” why was hugo so aware of our presence, but so many white feminists are just confused right now?
95,675
Because of shows like Jackass and Viva La Bam, every kid in America wanted to get a heartagram tattoo on their dick and have an Element board in their hand.
Because of shows like Jackass and Viva La Bam, every kid in America wanted to
get a heartagram tattoo on their dick and have an Element board in their hand.
95,676
James, who told reporters the U.S. basketball team had a coaching advantage over the Heat, struggled for several minutes trying to recall the name of Miami’s "shitty coach."
James, who told reporters the U.S. basketball team had a coaching advantage over the Heat,
struggled for several minutes trying to recall the name of Miami’s "shitty coach."
95,677
A sick mum has been jailed for having sex with her 12-year-old son - while her depraved partner watched from abroad on a webcam.
A sick mum has been jailed for having sex with her 12-year-
old son - while her depraved partner watched from abroad on a webcam.
95,678
“There’s a real script floating around for a show called Time Jack, about a guy who, every time he masturbates, he travels through time.
“There’s a real script floating around for a show called Time Jack,
about a guy who, every time he masturbates, he travels through time.
95,679
So these guys who hand out books are totally annoying, I will totally give you tzedaka, but I don’t want your damned book.
So these guys who hand out books are totally annoying, I will
totally give you tzedaka, but I don’t want your damned book.
95,680
If our society suddenly made penis size all important, in a few hundred years we might be idiots of violent dispositions, but all the men would have huge penises, even grotesque ones like the purple buttocks of baboons.
If our society suddenly made penis size all important, in a few hundred years we might be idiots of violent
dispositions, but all the men would have huge penises, even grotesque ones like the purple buttocks of baboons.
95,681
Having Texas Republican women try to throw said candidate a lifeline only to smack him in the head with a big-ass anchor.
Having Texas Republican women try to throw said candidate a lifeline only
to smack him in the head with a big-ass anchor.
95,682
“His hands were everywhere,” she said, adding that Trump had lifted the arm rest separating them and, as the Times paraphrased it, “grabbed her breasts and tried to put his hand up her skirt.”
“His hands were everywhere,” she said, adding that Trump had lifted the arm rest separating them and
, as the Times paraphrased it, “grabbed her breasts and tried to put his hand up her skirt.”
95,683
Olbermann went on to say that America is about to be handing over all of its freedom to “Russian scum.”
Olbermann went on to say that America is about to be
handing over all of its freedom to “Russian scum.”
95,684
Somewhere along the way some important things got right and truly fucked up.
Somewhere along the way some important things
got right and truly fucked up.
95,685
“It is stupid… It is stupid to be intolerant and this is our biggest issue not just an issue…Religious intolerance and not being secular in this country is the worst kind of crime that you can do as a patriot,”
“It is stupid… It is stupid to be intolerant and this is our biggest issue not just an issue…Religious
intolerance and not being secular in this country is the worst kind of crime that you can do as a patriot,”
95,686
It's no secret that Pyramid fishes better when the weather sucks but there's two sides to the shitty weather coin.
It's no secret that Pyramid fishes better when the weather
sucks but there's two sides to the shitty weather coin.
95,687
I’m talking about your fucking bathroom bills that target my trans sisters specifically.
I’m talking about your fucking bathroom
bills that target my trans sisters specifically.
95,688
Controversial Ukip politician Godfrey Bloom is at the centre of another row after hitting a journalist round the head with a brochure and joking that a room debating women in politics was "full of sluts".
Controversial Ukip politician Godfrey Bloom is at the centre of another row after hitting a journalist round the head
with a brochure and joking that a room debating women in politics was "full of sluts".
95,689
She told cops that the suspects yelled at her as she was passing by: "What are you looking at, white faggot?"
She told cops that the suspects yelled at her as she was passing
by: "What are you looking at, white faggot?"
95,690
It’s hard to imagine, but long before the dawn of the Best Male Masturbator and the first Fully Teledildonic G-Spot Vibrator, people were already using aids to compliment their (mutual) masturbatory efforts.
It’s hard to imagine, but long before the dawn of the Best Male Masturbator and the first Fully
Teledildonic G-Spot Vibrator, people were already using aids to compliment their (mutual) masturbatory efforts.
95,691
"That is the only way we can rid America of all those low-life scum.
"That is the only way we can rid
America of all those low-life scum.
95,692
But also psychologically I broke through, in the sense that I just decided: I don’t give a fuck anymore.”
But also psychologically I broke through, in the sense that I
just decided: I don’t give a fuck anymore.”
95,693
The Hollywood Reporter tells us that Scott will play a character known as the “Shit Bandit,” who leaves certain souvenirs at his crime scenes.
The Hollywood Reporter tells us that Scott will play a character known as the
“Shit Bandit,” who leaves certain souvenirs at his crime scenes.
95,694
A company will split its stock as a way to encourage investors to get in at a perceived lower price, while a time traveler will split the universe as a part of an attempt to rid the world of some stupid asshat who’s ruined the future.
A company will split its stock as a way to encourage investors to get in at a perceived lower price, while a time
traveler will split the universe as a part of an attempt to rid the world of some stupid asshat who’s ruined the future.
95,695
Oh Muslims, the Prophet said Jews and Christians will always hate you.”
Oh Muslims, the Prophet said Jews
and Christians will always hate you.”
95,696
This is factually wrong, and I have no tolerance for bullshit today.
This is factually wrong, and I
have no tolerance for bullshit today.
95,697
At worst, they teach children to murder each other while sexting corpses using gun swords.
At worst, they teach children to murder
each other while sexting corpses using gun swords.
95,698
However, if I wrote about the people who made us look like a bunch of blathering idiots, I’d probably never run out of topics.
However, if I wrote about the people who made us look like a
bunch of blathering idiots, I’d probably never run out of topics.
95,699
Seriously, screw Ripley Scott and Damon Lindelof’s prequel and the ant-sized aliens and secreting nipples that are rumored to be featured in it and give me this Alien flick instead.
Seriously, screw Ripley Scott and Damon Lindelof’s prequel and the ant-sized aliens and
secreting nipples that are rumored to be featured in it and give me this Alien flick instead.