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But he certainly was one. -Why blame Oskari alone then? It's not my fault alone. It's all good at the time. But now everyone is denying it. I asked the steward for permission - to hoe the plotside for a little more land. So we'd have them potatoes at least. I'll help out as best as I can. Although Oskari can't be blame...
I don't know yet. Why is Halme coming here in the middle of the day? You're as beautiful as ever. Dress up. You must come with me to the People's Hall at once. Nicholas ll is no longer the Emperor of Russia - and much less the Grand Duke of Finland. Revolution has broken out in St. Petersburg. -Hell no! Do you think ...
Thank you. However, cheering an individual feels out of place - when we're celebrating the downfall of a dictatorship. But it tells me your faith in the cause has grown stronger. I thought maybe I could do this work as well. A strike is fine - but I don't understand stopping others from working. There is a shortage of ...
-Sort of, yes. But I've shortened my working hours, and I expect all bosses to join me. The Koskela boys too. Think about your good parents. Shame on you. We have nothing to be ashamed about. We haven't taken anyone's land away. Them as well. I see. Remember, no trouble. Don't shame the working class. But the scabs ca...
They're shouting out in their hunger. We have been threatened with violence, lest the unrest cease. We've had to work two weeks with stones raining on us. The rights of the working class cannot be trodden on any longer. Will you give them voluntarily - or will they have to take them by force? That is the kind of talk t...
I'm sorry if my voice breaks down when I say these words: Long live free and democratic Finland! The masters agreed to the terms. Soon the land-measurer will come and divide the fields anew. Right after the parliament has made the decision. Then I have work for you boys too. I'll make a new cowshed and put a siding on ...
I can maybe give more later. Ninety-two. Unless there are changes. The election was false. The old legal parliament has to regroup. This one has been chosen by the people. It is legal. Fake votes. That's the only way the Right would get the majority. That's how the people voted. I don't know much about politics - bu...
Power in the hands of the working class - if it emerges as violence - is no better than bourgeoisie violence. That's eloquent, but doesn't help the workers. I believe that the working class will eliminate arms from the world - and cannot allow them to pick them up. I resign from armament - and trust that the cause is s...
-Let's just take a look. Looking good! When you hit someone with one of these, it's over. -Let's hide them. Have you got bullets too? -About 40. We can practice tomorrow. Töyry's boys have shotguns. These take more in the magazine than a shotgun. Who is it? -Messenger from the headquarters. Come in. I have an order....
I can't stay, much longer Riding my decision home There is a majesty at my doorstep And there is a little boy in her arms Now we'll parade around without game plans Obligations, or alarm In the dark, for a while now I can't stay, very far I can't stay, much longer Riding my decision home In the dark, for a while now I ...
Like a stone on the water, The elements decide my fate, Watch it go..."bling". When I offer you survival, You say it's hard enough to live, Don't tell me that it's over, Poor and tired, But more than this How do you know that you're right? If you're not nervous anymore, It's not so bad, it's not so bad I feel my vision...
Higher and higher, We're gonna take it, Down to the wire, We're gonna make it, Out of the fire, Higher and higher. (x2) Higher and higher, We're gonna take it, Down to the wire, We're gonna make it out, Whoa-oh-oh Higher and higher... It ain't hard to hold, When it shines like gold, You'll remember me. Shadowplay - Jo...
Change your ways while you're young Boy, one day you'll be a man Oh girl, he'll help you understand Smile like you mean it Smile like you mean it Looking back at sunsets on the Eastside We lost track of the time Dreams aren't what they used to be Somethings set by so carelessly Smile like you mean it Smile like you mea...
I'm losing touch Fill their heads with rumors of impending doom It must be true Console me in my darkest hour And tell me that you always hear my cries I wonder what you've got conspired I'm sure it dons a consolation prize I ain't in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends I'm losing touch Fill the night with stori...
They left a strange impression in my head You know that I was hopin' That I could leave this dark crossroad behind When they cut me open I guess I changed my mind And you know I might Have just flown too far from the floor this time 'Cause they're calling me by my name And the zipping white light beams disregarding bom...
The star maker says it ain't so bad The dream maker's gonna make you mad The spaceman says, "Everybody look down! It's all in your mind" The star maker says it ain't so bad The dream maker's gonna make you mad The spaceman says, "Everybody look down It's all in your mind" My global position systems are vocally addresse...
Blue Jean serenade Moon river what you do to me. I don't believe you. Saw Cinderella in a party dress, she was looking for a nightgown. I saw the devil wrapping up his hands, he's getting ready for the showdown. I saw the minute that I turned away, I got my money on a pawn tonight. Change came in disguise of revelation...
In the cadence of a young man's eyes. Out where the dreams all hide Out where the wind don't blow, Out here the good girls die. And the sky wont snow Out here the bird don't sing Out here the field don't blow Out here the bell don't ring Out hear the bell don't ring Out here the good girls die Sam's Town Nobody ever ha...
"So why do you waste my time?" Is the answer to the question on your mind And I'm sick of all my judges, so scared of letting me shine But I know that I can make it, as long as somebody takes me home... (every now and then) [x2] [You know] I see London, I see Sam's Town holds my hand and let's my hair down Rolls that w...
woman, open the door don't let it stay I wanna breathe that fire again She said I don't mind if you don't mind coz I don't shine if you don't shine put your back on me put your back on me put your back on me (ooooooo) The stars are blazing like rebel diamonds cut out of the sun can you read my mind? Mr. Brightside I'm ...
Destiny is calling me Open up my eager eyes 'Cause I'm Mr Brightside I'm coming out of my cage And I've been doing just fine Gotta gotta be down Because I want it all It started out with a kiss How did it end up like this It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss Now I'm falling asleep And she's calling a cab While he's h...
I never... I never... I never... All These Things That I've Done When there's nowhere else to run Is there room for one more son One more son If you can hold on If you can hold on, hold on I wanna stand up, I wanna let go You know, you know - no you don't, you don't I wanna shine on in the hearts of men I want a meanin...
Yeah, you're gonna bring yourself down I've got soul, but I'm not a soldier I've got soul, but I'm not a soldier Yeah, you know you got to help me out Yeah, oh don't you put me on the back burner You know you got to help me out You're gonna bring yourself down You're gonna bring yourself down Yeah, oh don't you put me ...
This troublesome mind Fix my feet When they're stumbling And well you know it hurts sometimes You know it's going to bleed sometimes Dig me out from this thorn tree Help me bury my shame Keep my eyes from the fire They can't handle the flame Grace cut out from my brothers When most of them fell I carry it well Let me f...
And make it mine Let it's resonance Light my way See, all these pessimistic sufferers Tend to drag me down So I could use this to shelter What good I've found This River Is Wild Leaves are falling down On the beautiful ground I heard a story from the man in red He said the leaves are falling down Such a beautiful sound...
And watch the clouds fall from the sky This river is wild This river is wild Run for the hills before they burn Listen to the sound of the world Watch it turn But shake a little Sometimes I\'m nervous when I talk I shake a little Sometimes i hate the line I walk I just want to show you what I know And catch you when th...
But watch it turn I just want to show you what I know And catch you when the current lets you go Or should I get along with myself I never did get along with everybody else I\'ve been trying hard to do whats right But you know I could stay here all night And watch the clouds fall from the sky And pay this hell in me to...
Without an answer, the thunder speaks from the sky And on the cold, wet dirt I cry And on the cold, wet dirt I cry Don't you wanna come with me? Don't you wanna feel my bones on your bones? It's only natural A cinematic vision ensued like the holiest dream It's someone's calling? An angel whispers my name but the messa...
It's only natural. Come and take a swim with me. Don't you wanna feel my skin on your skin? It's only natural. Jenny Was a Friend of Mine We took a walk that night, but it wasn't the same We had a fight on the promenade out in the rain She said she loved me, but she had somewhere to go She couldn't scream while I held...
Waiting on some beautiful boy To save you from your old ways You play forgiveness Watch it now- here he comes He doesn't look a thing like Jesus But he talks like a gentlemen Like you imagined when you were young Can we climb this mountain I don't know Higher now than ever before I know we can make it if we take it slo...
Like you imagined when you were young When you were young I said he doesn't look a thing like Jesus He doesn't look a thing like Jesus But more than you'll ever know Legendas by Bergao (Insects chirring) (Thunder rumbling, wind blowing) (All chanting in foreign language) (Grunting) - (Murtagh): They only know how to t...
- It's a trap. We'll be slaughtered if we try anything. She is lost. - Lost? She is our Valkyrie. Her doom will spell our doom! - She's not worth risking my lands and my armies. So we retreat. - You are a coward worshipping a coward God! You are unfit to be king. Perhaps, even unfit to be alive. - Northmen scum! (Scre...
Just give me back the fucking crown, OK? Murtagh has way too many points for us to do anything stupid like charging, right? We'll fight him next weekend when we rally more guilds, OK? Let's be honest. Your precious little princess, she let herself get kidnapped. - You're just a coward! He's a coward, just a coward! - O...
Like you. (Chuckles) - Bjorn... (Speaking Spanish) I want to be your Viking. Let's be kings! (¶ Sequentia singing Thes habet er ubar woroltring ¶) (Siren wailing) (Sighing deeply) - You're leaving again? - Yeah, just for a few days. I think I found a job. - Really? - Mm-hmm! - That's great. How is it related to my brot...
- Viking maiden's in there next. - "Viking maiden's in there next." Bye. - (Murtagh): Who's the guy? - A friend. (Magnus groaning, water splashing) (Coughing) - (Lyn crying): Make him stop. What are you doing? Make him stop! (Panting) - Thor almighty, god of thunder, it is Ragnarök, the end of our world. I have not tur...
- Lyn? - Erik, I need to reave your hard body, you bad, bad boy. Too bad you're not hung like that black dragon brother of yours. Rest your libidinous heart, brother. It is I. And the maiden will be back in your arms soon. - Where is Lyn now, Bjorn? - Bjorn? - And I had a vision. I need Mjöllnir. - Bjorn? - Do you hav...
- Dad, go to sleep! (Knocking on door) (Door creaking) - Bjorn? - Nay, sir, it is I! Bernie. And I come on a quest for your son, Bjorn, who seeks his hammer, Mjöllnir, slayer of giants. Oh! It's real! The bill was real, too. Hey! Your brother wants me to pick up his hammer. - All right. (Sighing) Knock yourself out. -...
Listen, it's only gonna get worse. As we say in accounting: ravage, plunder, prima nocta! You know, I knew a guy who once had 2 at once. Take what you want! (Sighing) (Speaking Icelandic) - English, Dad. English. (Sighing) (Laughing) - Thus come the Celts with full power upon us. Therefore, you three go forth with swif...
(People shouting in distance) (¶ Drum ¶) - I don't wanna be a knight anymore. - OK. Do you wanna play an elf? We still need more elves. - Nope, elves are gay. I'm just more the stoic, fighter type. You know, swords... - Hello. You can't park here. This is for emergencies only. You're blocking the entrance. But you can...
Costume! (¶ Men singing, indistinct ¶) (All cheering) (¶ Drum ¶) (People shouting, indistinct) - Decorum! - (All): Decorum, decorum! - You know, some guys plan a year in advance for this event. They don't want someone bursting their bubble with modern stuff. - Yeah, man, don't mess with decorum. - What's your name? - E...
- Swords, good. All right, this is soft. Ready to go. Spear is ready to be thrown. This is dangerous. Tip is missing. This is dangerous. Somebody could get hurt. (British accent): Much tears, much pain, far from hospital. Rule number one. Understood? (Grunting faintly) (Crowd cheering, whistle blowing) (Crowd chanting,...
- Join us, Señor Bernardo! - (Bjorn): Join us! - (Miguel): Come on, Señor Bernardo! Señor Bernie! - By Thor... a sign. (Woman laughing) Yah! (Laughing) This is a glorious day! The Magnusson clan united! Meet my little Viking brother. - Bjorn, I'm not here to bother you, all right? I know you're busy. - Come, let us dri...
And I know you took her under your wing. So where is she? - Yes, yes, that's just it. She was kidnapped by Murtagh. And now since Argyle will not rescue her, the-- - Shut up, Bjorn! Shut up! I don't give a shit! How many times did you bring her up here? You brought her up here and you fucked shit up! - Forget about al...
- Murtagh? - Yeah, Murtagh. - Well, this has been around for thousands of years. The oldest symbol known to man. The horned one. - Who's gonna wear it? You? - The hunt master. Someone with the fury, with the beast inside of them. Someone who is truly free. (Growling) Or someone with a great ass. (Chuckling) - I have a...
- Shit! - Lyn, wait! Lyn! I just wanna talk to her. - She's our prisoner. - Lyn! Lyn... Lyn, look, you're in a costume surrounded by-- Stop it! - Hey, 5 times, cocksucker! Fall down, you're dead! - I'm not fucking playing this game! Lyn... I'm not playing the fucking game! Lyn... - Ah, ah, ah, ah! Ha! - Lyn, you're i...
But what you said about feeling trapped-- - Role-play in character, cocksucker! - OK, Lyn, things are really messed up at home right now. But I will work it out. You just need to be patient. - Oh, be patient! Be patient! The lad wants us to be patient! - Lyn, look at this. Lyn, it doesn't have to end, all right? It do...
- (Crowd): Oh! (Applause) (All cheering) (Insects chirring) (Thunder rumbling) (Coyote howling) - Yes, yes! - (Bjorn): Come on! - Whoo! (Woman cheering) (Crowd clapping to drumbeat) - (All): Bjorn! (Urine hitting ground) - You see? Not so easy, is it? Talking to a Viking princess. (Chuckling) Yeah, some women when they...
I will help him on his love quest. - I don't need your help. - But I know a way... how you could get to your princess. Alone. Away from the shaman, away from the savages. Because these are my lands. - How? (Laughing) - With the mighty hammer, Thor, having attracted Erik Magnusson, his questing brother, Bjorn Magnusson ...
You settled last week. Murtagh might be pissed. - Come on, Oliver. Tomorrow's the big battle. After that, it's over. It should end with a bang. Don't be a gnome. - OK, stay with the Vikings. I'll go rev Murtagh. - Copy. Yes! - Yes! Awesome! - I am Bjorn Magnusson, son of Magnus Gunnarsson, son of Gunnar Olafsson. And...
Erik Magnusson, on his love quest. - Hmm! Erik Magnusson, speak the oath. - We're not--we're not even Vikings, all right? We were born in Canada, all right? The oath is bullshit. This is... This is completely stupid. - Hmm... - So, you will leave? You will run knowing full well that your woman is being ravaged all nigh...
- Fuck this! Fuck this! Fuck! - Come on, let's fuck this bitch! - Get the fuck off of me! Get the fuck off of me! Fuck! You fucking psycho! You fucking psycho! (Screaming) (Men shouting battle cry) (Greg chanting in foreign language) (Screaming) (All shouting battle cry) - Jesus Christ! (Clearing throat) - I am Erik M...
- I have lost my warrior pride. And because of that, I have lost my woman! She has left me for another. - I have lost my warrior pride. And because of that, I have lost my woman to another. - Louder. - I have lost my warrior pride. And because of that-- - Louder, brother! The gods must hear you! - I've lost my pride! ...
- It's a night of frenzy where the horned god materializes in the form of a man-beast and leads a group of huntsmen in a mad pursuit across the countryside, hunting, revelling, killing everything in their path. - Only a few centuries ago, man used to fear the woods and its creatures. We, the people of the Earth, must r...
(Screaming) (Muffled crying) (Muffled screaming) Reborn! - LYN! - Be still, my brother. (All cheering) (All laughing) (All cheering) - I knew you could handle it. The beast is reborn! (All cheering) Princess! (Panting) Princess... (All chanting in foreign language) - (Bjorn): She's dead. She belongs to the beast. We ca...
- Yes! - Oliver? Oliver, come in. Where are you? It's happening! - (Murtagh): Let the Wild Hunt begin! (All cheering) - (Bjorn): Murtagh! (Both shouting battle cry) - Hey! One hit, no armour. You're dead! - I've got your Wild Hunt right here, Murtagh! And it feels good! It feels good! (Bjorn chanting in foreign languag...
Stupid thing. What the fuck are you wearing? - Yar! I'm a Viking! - Studded leather? - I thought it looked pretty good. - Well, it's all right. - Kind of badass. - It's kind of badass. It's kind of not. (Twig snapping) - Oh, fuck this! Come on, let's get out of here. - Ow! (People shouting in distance) (Coyote howling...
They will send their demon dogs after us. - Demons? - Come on. - He sucker-punched me, all right? It came out of nowhere. So what? - (Panting): How was it? I fucking missed it! I fucking missed it! The elves, the elves... - You knew about this? What about the rules? No attacks in camps, no night skirmishes. - "What abo...
- Ah, yes! The Vikings have made it! I don't know. (Laughing) - Brace yourselves! Wave! (Screaming) Oh! Man overboard! (All laughing) Bjorn, man overboard! - Mind the helm, brother! Raven! Fetch the raven, boy! The storm is too strong! The symbol of Odin. When a Viking ship is lost at sea, only a raven can find land....
Nay! Uh, the magnanimous King Argyle is ready to marry with the Princess Evlynia, thus uniting with the Vikings in the coming more with Murtagh. (All laughing) - No! That is a pile of medieval bullshit! (Vikings cheering) No one will touch Princess Evlynia! The Magnussons are subjects to no one! - No one! And you! You,...
Now go! Your lust will carry this ship to victory! (Speaking Icelandic) - What? - Why does my son have sombre dreams? Why does my son have sombre dreams? That's what Odin, in our sagas, asks of his beloved son. - Thanks. - What say you? - The captured Viking princess takes off her boots because her feet are so damn tir...
Come and get it! Ah, come on! (Women shouting shrill battle cry) The elves! Are they with us or against us? - Lyn, I will--I will... God, I will follow you forever. I--I will dress up like a fucking Viking and fight off guys with rubber swords and beer bellies to be with you. Lyn, you gotta stop this bullshit, all rig...
- Oh, Argyle! I, King Bjorn, will lead the great battle tomorrow! (Vikings cheering) (Chuckling) ¶ He's got no guts He's got no balls ¶ - (Vikings): ¶ He's got no guts He's got no balls ¶ - (Bjorn): ¶ He hides behind his rotten balls ¶ - (Vikings): ¶ He hides behind his rotten balls ¶ - (Bjorn): ¶ Because his name is L...
- Hail Empress Ambrosia! (All cheering) - Hail the allegiance! (All cheering) - Oliver, Argyle and Bjorn are even allies. It's insane! - Whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy. Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Oh shit! - Don't worry about it. We've got 'em covered. My brother's out there with all the Vikings and the elves now. We're all good. Don'...
- Wind-messenger spell! Wind-messenger spell! He is intangible, invincible! No weapons can harm him! Shaman of the Earth! - Are you kidding me? What the fuck? - Those are the rules. He has spells. He is immaterial. He can pass through. Those are the rules! He has weapons! He can pass through! - What the fuck is that? -...
- You shouldn't have brought him up here. - He is invincible, intangible! You cannot see him! Please, leave. - I'm not going anywhere. - Princess, I have a real situation out there. I mean, a lot of the guys, they come up here and this is the only thing they do. This is their release, their escape. Just like you came u...
What the fuck? Come on! Come on! (Knight laughing) Come on, boys. - Just don't ruin it for the guys. Just... Come with us tonight. - Why don't one of the guys start stripping? Wouldn't that get all your motors running? In your fur and your pelts. - What are you laughing at? - See him with his beer gut out. - Hey, Lyn,...
Try it! I'll rip your fucking head off! - Done, time! - I'll rip your fucking head off! - Time's up! Spell's over! - I asked you for one night! One night, you stupid bitch! One night! - Spell's over! Murtagh's astroform must re-enter his body! - Take a step. Take one fucking step! - (Oliver): Done! Time's up, time's ...
Murtagh's astroform was whisked back to his body! He's intangible! You don't see him! - Well done, brother! You angered the shaman! Now we will have our Ragnarök! - Don't touch me. - What's wrong? - I don't feel good. - You want some air? - Mm-mmm. - No weapons can harm him! Spell is almost over. - (All chanting): Figh...
- Let's go out and get some air. - Secret door! (Coughing) - You OK? Watch your head. Careful. (Breathing heavily) (Owl hooting) Come on, let's go. - Maybe Oliver can change their minds once they cool down. - Yeah, right! - He seemed pretty pissed with Princess Evlynia and Bjorn's brother. - Uh, yeah! - Really? You th...
This is not the time to cry! - Bjorn, do you realize how long it took me to get up here? Jesus! And you had to fuck it up! - I'll bring her back! The big battle is still upon us! I'll-I'll bring her back. - Let's get the fuck out of here. - I'll bring her back! I'll get the princess and bring her back! - Goddamn it! -...
- He wants to fuck you, Lyn! Fuck you! Goddamn it! - God, this is great. - Lyn! - Suck my DICK! - Lyn! Evelyn, get in the car! - "Evelyn, Evelyn!" What are you, my fucking dad? - Bjorn and his stupid fat, ugly little brother chasing after that bitch. For what? - Because she swore an oath to Mjöllnir, dickhead! - I'm so...
- She was already dead when we rescued her. - They're really gonna hurt her! - She belongs to Murtagh. - Ah! - ...for the battle! This is Ragnarök! - It's over! The fucking... game... is over! - Ragnarök! - God! - Get the fuck off me! Get the fuck off me! Fuck off! - You see that? Bernie, you see that? Greg-ash got the...
- (Erik): Lyn! - Seems that we need to be tested in battle. Very well. Ragnarök will test us in battle. - You wanted her. Here she is. Trust me, now... she'll play. - I didn't wanna anger you. - Put on the mask! Take the fucking mask! - Here. - Are we good? Come on, man. Are we OK here? This doesn't have to end. This d...
Ah! What the fuck? Fuck! - Take the knife. Take it! Take it! - (Argyle): What the fuck are you doing? Bernie! What are you doing? - He must die and be reborn. He must die and be reborn. Just like you. (Panting) (Screaming) - No! (Lyn crying) - Oh God! (Screaming) (All shouting battle cry) (No audio) (Panting) (Crying...
- It's Murtagh! Oh shit! - Oliver? Oliver, where are you? Hello? - Yeah, hi. Uh, my name's Erik Magnusson. We need the police. - What is going on? - (Oliver): No! No! - Shit! - Oh my God! Oliver, what is going on? (Panting) (Whispering, indistinct) (Laughing) - Murtagh! Oh yeah! Yeah! Oh! Remember me? You're the o...
The big battle is beginning! The Celts are attacking! (Breathing heavily) This is gonna get rough! (Laughing) - Cpt. Bernard! - Whoa! Bjorn, we'll fight together! (Laughing) Yes! Ragnarök! (Knights cheering) - Get this fucking thing off of me! - The Wild Hunt. - Oh! - Bjorn! What happened? - Ow! Ow! - Ow! Ah! (Wom...
(Screaming) - Lyn! Lyn! Lyn! (Screaming) - Erik? - Get off her! - Fucker! - Come on, let's get out of here! - (Tamara): To the fort! Come on, everybody! - Lyn is still out there! They're taking it for real! - (David): Close the doors! - We need help. - Get some wood or something. - Fuck! No! Shit! - Erik! - What are ...
Bjorn! "The fiery blood of the Magnusson!" Where the fuck is your blood? Come on! You're a fucking pussy! You're just gonna leave your little brother out there? (Men grunting, horns honking) - Ah! Get out of the way! (Horn honking) Get out of the way! Ah! Ow! Ow! No, stop! No! - (Erik): Lyn! Lyn! - Hey. - Shit! Shit...
What are you doing? Stop him! Stop him! Stop! Stop! - Oh! - (Crying): Make him stop! What are you doing? Make him stop! Make him stop! Please! (Lyn screaming) - Erik! (Coughing) - Greg! That's enough! - No! (Gasping for breath, coughing) - Murtagh! (Crying) (Coughing, spitting) - Erik! Get away from him. Erik! (Erik w...
Murtagh! Murtagh! - Ah! - Erik... (Crying) - Lyn! - His love freed the princess from the grasp of the deceitful shaman, earning Erik a place in Valhalla... where he now resides with her, locked in eternal bliss. As for the deceitful one... Though he escaped, fooling men with his lies... he could not fool almighty Thor....
Taking into account time stuck in lmmigration and adding an hour for the cab ride, he should be safely within the walls of Vatican City right about now. - He'll call, Sam. - I wouldn't sweat it, man. I have to get ready for work. Watch my phone. Aye aye. So bossy. Oh, I love it. I knew you'd rock a turtleneck. - What a...
Something to put a little testosterone in your tank. - Huh? - You got me a motorcycle? Go on, hop on. I want to see those thighs vibrating with pure aggression. All right, what's the catch? Catch? There's no catch. My generosity in this instance is more a softening of the blow. - I got him. - Got who? Alan Townsend. He...
God, Sam, I'm so sorry. No, don't feel sorry for me. Feel sorry for the Devil because I have had it up to here with that son of a bitch. - He is in my sights. - What does that mean? And why are you dressed like a '70s porn star? It means I'm done playing nice. - I'm taking him on. - How are you gonna take him on, Sam? ...
Yeah, hi. I'm Sam Oliver. I have an appointment. I'm not taking appointments today. I was told to come here for tutoring. The Devil sent me. That bastard. He knows I'm on a cleanse. Let yourself in. I'll meet you in the study. It's the room with the chalkboard. Let's get the formalities out of the way, shall we? My nam...
And on a scale of zero to 10 where would you rank your bloodlust? I'd have to say a solid two. - I can't help you. - What? Why must the Devil insist on wasting my time? It's very apparent that you need preschooling. You know what? I don't want to be here anyway. - You don't? - No, I don't want any of this. I don't want...
Maybe. Can I come back tomorrow? The Devil's expecting me to show up. If I could come and hang out he'd be out of my hair for a couple hours and you'd be doing me a huge favor. Why not? I certainly could use the company. Great. Till tomorrow. Till tomorrow. I tell you, it was horrible. Nina's eyes actually roll in the ...
- Maybe you're right. - Oh, I know I'm right. Listen, next time Nina comes stalking around, you ignore her. Tune her out. She'll lose interest, I promise. $400. - Hey. - Hey. I need afternoons off for the next week. Devil business. - I'll see what I can do. - Thanks. - Um... - What? There's something I need to tell you...
I get it. No, do what you got to do. You're not bothered? Well, yeah, you know, it's difficult to feel threatened when you're not really a seducer. Well... I seduced you. You mean you followed me around for seven years like a puppy and then wore me down with your subtle charms. That's not really called seduction. It's ...
I am gonna have a life again, Sam. A rich full life right here in your garage. Cool, Dad. Cool. You go forth and ride, Mr. O. You ride that internet, you weird glorious bastard. Where are the fries? I didn't order fries. I got us carrot dippers. I asked for fries, Ben. - I know. - And? I decided you need to take a brea...
Holy crap, Nina. All right, Benjamin. Remember what I told you. What do you got to do? - I-I-I need to ignore her. - That's right. - I see nothing. - That's right, she's not there. Just look right through her. Just ignore her. Okay. That doesn't even scare me. What say we listen to a couple tasty tunes? Sounds great....
Oh, black on black... sexy. What do you want? I just wanted to find out how your first day of school went. - It was fine. - I see. And how was Sally looking? Still as beautiful as ever? I don't know. I didn't notice. - Did she ask about me? - Not really. Seriously? Nothing at all? From what I gather, she's not a fan. W...
- You are a stalker. - No. No, Sammy. I'm a fool for love. Why do you need me? Why don't you just give her the present yourself? You mind if I open up to you a little bit, imperfect father to well-dressed son? I have difficulty maintaining relationships with women. Mostly because... I mistreat them. I lead them on. I...
I remembered you were on a cleanse. So I assumed you were into healthy foods. Naturally the mind jumps to steamed spinach. How sweet. Thank you. I love it. Right. I like your skirt. It really shows off your figure. - Thank you. - Yes. And your hair, it's especially nice today. Very... very bouncy. - Sam, what are you d...
And I know you're intelligent. What I need to know, what I don't know, is if you could ever take me seriously. Of course I can. Great. Then it's a date. But we must keep it a secret from the Devil. Think about it, his favorite teacher fraternizing with his favorite son. I mean, he could come unhinged. I once witnessed ...
Why don't you just call her yourself? I'm the Devil. I don't chase tail, Sam. Tail chases me. I called you in because I keep getting complaints of you two fighting in gardening. We weren't fighting. He attacked me. - Bullpucky. - It's true. I was trying to educate Mr. Chandra... Chandrasekaran. - On the obvious differe...
That's... that's great. Um, can you... Listen, I'm... I'm really jealous. - What? - Yeah. I'm really jealous of this woman. And I'm jealous that you might go out with her. And I'm jealous that something might actually happen between you two. Okay. And I know I can't even say anything because I'm the one that put us on ...
You know what? Why don't you tell him I only have time to service one fantasy... - his wife. - I'm gonna let you tell him that. - Hi, Ben. - Get in the training room. Move move move. I want to talk to Ben. Well, you don't get to talk to Ben. He's fragile. You want to send him a message, it goes through me. Get! Get! O...
That's not gonna happen. Sorry. Are you standing in the way of our relationship? No, I'm standing in the way of your craziness. So he grounded his plane in Vegas? Yup. And Alan's secrets went back to hell with him. Wow, that is brilliant. You are up against an evil genius. Yeah. If you keep filling my glass with more w...
I'm sorry. I'm sorry for misleading you. Don't be. I admire your honesty, Sam. So here we are at a crossroads. Do we call it a night or do we... press ahead and see where things lead? How's that song go? "If you can't be with your true love..." No. The lyric is " If you can't be with the one you love, honey, love the o...
Slip it quick. Would you drop this at the curb? Thank you. There may be some recyclables in there, so would you be a doll and separate the plastics? Good times. Later. Yeah, that's a good little trick. Really spooky. I'm so scared. Too bad it's pointless. Stand there staring at me all night. Turn into a big acid drooli...