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Does she have to make arrests even at dinner? Always the perfect policewoman. Serving the public 24 hours a day. How fortunate I was an unsuccessful suitor. It is none of your business. Police! Is it my business now? - What's the soup? - Dace and kudzu soup. How much do I owe you? It's my treat, since it's your first ...
Make time to attend. Thank you Sir. Sam, the pistol range on Sunday. Don't forget. Fine. Superintendent Have you heard that the superintendent's nephew... will be joining our team? He's already here. Should have warned me. Police. Stop! Why were you sneaking around? I need to piss in a hurry. Where are you going? Can'...
You kidding, Sir? I am serious. No identification and we're booking you. You so smart you should know the law. Police have every right to ask for identifications. - Where do you live? - Nearby. - Louder. - Nearby, Sir. He's so cute. - Do you think he's mixed? - Ask him. Are you mixblood? Stuck-up! Velu, you're being wa...
No Chinese will accept the assignment. So? It means they will be looking for aliens. Pakistanis or Nepalese like you. I am Indian. I know. You're also Chinese. Mr. Chan, right? Haven't heard anything. Of course. You've been out of touch. I need your help. Ask around. No way I'm getting involved. Hey, this is a major...
It's a big street. Why choose to stand here. This is the only point we like. Get it? Playing soccer? What's with the human wall? Who called the police? Just happened by accidentally. Hornet, the securities here switched hands. But you're all the same gang, so why the fuss? The fuss is that... this use to be our turf....
What manpower? Flunkies and waiters? You call your people and I'll call mine. Let's see who's the tougher force? There's 30000 in police force. We Hung... Think I'm really drunk? Think I'll mention names? . Are you hurt? Do you want file a report? Take his statements. Why are they treated better? It's not fair. Polic...
- Thank you. - You're being polite. Let's go. Thank you, Sir. Friends, back to work then. Back to work. - Breakfast? - Sure! Where to? Place with no troublemakers. Who wants breakfast? - How about beef noodles? - Who's treating? Doesn't matter. Coming Jason? Fine. The food's good at the joint round the corner. Sam, ar...
The money to pay for the wedding. All gone. - Where is Shirley then? - She's disappeared. Have you looked everywhere? Yes. Her boss said she stopped working there a long time ago. - Have you report it? - No. Why don't you file a complaint first? Relax. We'll solve it. Don't worry about the money. I can't borrow your ...
Have you seen my brother Ricky? Ricky's not in touch with you? He's doing great hanging around with Jaga. He's under Jaga? Happened right after you were jailed. You and Jaga were Moray's dream team. Don't mention the past. Moray hightailed back to India already. Heard that he's back. - Really? - Yes. Ask your brother. ...
- You've seen him? No, but he contacted Jaga. Kid, listen to me. Think of your future. Don't follow Moray's or my treads. You don't trust I can do better than you? Kid. Not another word. I know what I'm doing. Jaga. - When were you released? - I'm visiting my kid brother. Family re-union.Why wasn't I invited? Everybod...
Joke? It's not funny. Think I'm still your subordinate. Think of it as a favour for old times' sake. Where were you when I was thrown into jail? Did you even think of visiting me? - Bro, time's up. - Get in. Excuse me, have you seen this girl? Excuse me, have you seen this girl? No. Excuse me, have you seen this girl?...
But she owes him $300. Fine, tell him that... We'll repay his $300. But he has to tell us how to find Shirley. We'll repay his $300, how to find Shirley? Shirley is in Tsim Sha Tsui She's with a Nepalese man named Adler. - Tsim Sha Tsui. - Yes. Sarge, May here. Can you talk? I'm looking for a Nepalese called Adler. I ...
- Velu? Sarge referred me. We met outside the disco. Damn. I'm looking for someone. Aren't police suppose to be good at that? Her name's Shirley. I've met many Filipinas. But I've never seen this one. Before she went missing, she was with a Nepalese named Adler. Seduced, swindled and abandoned? After ripping off these ...
I've conned quite a few girls in my days. Look around the cheap hostels in this area. These Filipinas, after they're fleeced, often hole up there. Thank you. I'll call Sarge if I have news. Uncle... Didn't think you'd still think of me. Why didn't you come to see me soon after your release. I wanted to settle down at w...
Come for dinner. OK. What's wrong now? This restaurant's not on the authorized list. What do you want to do then? Jason, eat with him. Where's Rocky and Jason? Rocky thought this restaurant's not good enough. Jason accompanied him to a designated eatery. Set lunch please. Should have told him it's suspicious in here. W...
It's a sure thing with this tip-off. It'll add to your accomplishments. Car thieves are sighted... - Get it? - Yes. Now it's time to ask for a favor. I knew the generosity comes with a price. Say what? This agent's an organizer for assassinations. He's in high gear hiring assassins. You have information about target an...
We have a mission tonight? We're setting out when ready.. Why aren't we informing headquarters? Why? Safety in numbers. Go home if you're chicken and not ready to police. Don't think you can hide behind your uncle. You don't have to take part if you're afraid to risk it. No, Madam. There! This car is just right for you...
Tell me! What is your problem? How can you improve if you don't realize it? Maybe you've never comprehend improving? No, Madam. Sorry. Let me tell you what your problem is. Self-centered, not attentive to your surroundings, leading to a deficiency in judgment. Inability to get along with your colleagues. Lacking conf...
Or else, I'll drag you there. - Fine, I call her now. - Stand still. Let go! What's wrong? - You are his girlfriend? - Yes. Your member card? Can we go now? Go, go now. Damn darky! Come again? I'm filing a complaint. Miss, as decent looking as you are, why go out with a black man? How can you face your parents? Damn ...
You want to be jailed again? I am the Manager. Sir, you seems to be the superior. The club has decided to sue him. Take a statement from this lady. Yes Sir. Over here. Did you call him "damn darky"? I didn't use the word "damn". Swearing is not illegal. But making a false statement is. - Maybe it slipped my mouth. - Ok...
You are a high-class club house. If news of racial discrimination spreads out, it'll be disastrous. Well? The club is dropping charges. Ambulance will arrive soon. Have a check up. If you want respect, you mustn't abandon yourself. Only you have the right to discriminate against youself. Yes, Sir. It's decided then. S...
Sir, please don't arrest me... Show me you ID card please. It's at home. - Where do you live? - Nearby. Mister, we'll take you home. Upstairs... Go... Stay here... Do you know where he's taking you? His home. - Where? - He said it's nearby. What if it's a set-up? Think about it. Let's call the patrol van. Mister, we're...
I'll tell you everything. There's people stealing iron here. If I tell you everything, you'll let me go? What people? Three Nepalese are stealing... iron manhold covers. Where are they? The rubbish collection center is their hideout. Radio, PTU 68748, arrested a man on Hillwood Road, please send patrol car here, over. ...
We realize it, uncle... You wouldn't have strayed if you really did. You mum and I searched everywhere for schools. But they all found you unacceptable. No colored allowed. You simply stop studying. So hard on you, why not go back to India? Here we earn good money. Save enough to buy land back home. Dad, maybe it's tim...
If you're loaded who cares if you are multi-hued. Still angry with me for taking Ricky in? It was him who sought me out. I let him join the brotherhood for your sake. For my sake, let go of him. If you can talk him out of it, I don't mind. But now you're his big brother. How about if you join us, I'll return your broth...
Run... Don't move! Stay away. Stay away. Don't come nearer. Don't come closer. Help me! Where's my money? Stand still... Shut up? Quiet down or I'll shoot. - My money! - Dunno, dunno! Shut up! Shut up. Hands up. Police! Don't move! Get down! Shut up. You could have just called. Better to talk face to face. Everytime ...
Seems like he's receiving a good response. We like to know who's the intermediary. You're asking me to go undercover? Just get in touch with them and see. No way. It's the only lead I have. Nobody can help if you don't Sorry, I can't help either. Velu, you can do it. It's whether you're willing or not. It's my life tha...
Third party referred me to a fourth party. This is big time. How do you know? Only guys who'd been in jail need apply. You're crazy? Committing murder? Can't avoid bloodshed in my line. And didn't you say you're going straight? Why are you here? Did Jaga bring you up to it? Damn Jaga. This is none of your business. It...
The girls initiated this and now, no show! They're coming. Let's get started first. Hi, I'm Shirley. You must be Jaga. This is my friend Jojo. Hi, Jaga. Maria told me about you. Which Maria, I know a bunch of them. She said you got a lot of good stuff. So you want to enjoy with us or buy from us? My English is so poor...
Velu Why are you calling Daddy? We've been through this last time. I know. - Jealous? - No. That means you don't care about me. She is your daughter, how can I be jealous her? You are. - I am then. - So perfunctory? You're so hard to please. How about if I try pleasing you? Remember when you went to beauty school? And ...
- No, never. - I know. What's wrong? Aching all over? Can't be helped. Job related stress. You've been in this line of work so long now. Ever thought of making changes. and do other things? Like what? What about... Being a wife? Be mine. Are you proposing, huh? Show a bit more sincerity. Are you joking or for real? ...
Is it more important to be a policewoman? You really mind marrying one? You are Shirley Viaz? Janet is your cousin? I'm Janet's employer. I am here for Janet. I got no money. She needs that money for her sister's wedding. I was supposed to get married too. The bastard cheated me. He took all my money. Why don't you try...
Too spicy for you? Enjoy. What're you doing here? To see you! Any recommendations? See for yourself. - Cousin. - Who's your cousin! What's the tantrum for? Ask yourself. Me? You take such good care of my brother! Come again? Give him such opportunites. What? Ask him to be hit man. Can't thank you enough! Let's talk o...
How'd you know this cop? Speak Cantonese! I don't get you. His English is good. I'll explain later. You speak Cantonese too. Why are you messing around with him? Against the wall! Having your kicks? Porky! Porky? Spread your legs. Be thorough. - Need to teach me. - Sarge, quit fooling. - I'll get you for drug possess...
I've told you everything I know. Are you in cohorts with the hoods? I'd sworn, after my release.... I'd never mess around again. Put one foot wrong and I'll put you away. Is Moray back? That's what people say. - What's that mean? - I'm not sure. Not sure? Are you doing your job right? Yes, I don't know how to. And I'm ...
- Otherwise he'll ruin us. - Okay. Velu asked me to disown you. Is he nuts? What about you? Confess before it's too late. Yes, I have taken an outside job. No problem. I won't stop anyone from getting rich. - When are you taking action? - T omorrow morning. - Where? - West Kowloon Community Center. Who's the target? - ...
If you're not in, why can't I pick it up? You're my man. They'll come after me! Just forget it. Quit now. I've pocketed the money. No turning back. If you commit it, then it's really no way out. Brother! Don't be an ignoramus! I'll make an anonymous call. Tip the cop off. If I fail, I'm in deep shit. I'll protect yo...
Bastard. Police... No. Not him Great, well done. See you next month then. Remember to keep training! Yes, sir. - Bye. - Chan Sir. Yes - You're on break? I'll be quick then. Work's important. The keys' in my locker. Give me a minute. - Where is your partner? - You mean YOUR partner. Looking up his uncle at West Kow...
Where 's your team on break? I'll drive you. Don't bother. It's close by. Hey, remind you Mum, not to overfeed the dog. Okay. Confirm T arget. Stop! Police! Freeze! Freeze! Drop it! Freeze! Officer, don't shoot. He's my brother, let me talk to him. Radio, I'm PTU 68748... at West Kowloon Community Center. An off-dut...
Let the child go. - Help... let me go. Let the child go. Put him down. Don't make anymore mistakes. - Sir... - You get out. - Don't come any closer. - Sir... No. - You get out. - Let him go. You're crazy. Don't come any closer. Sir, how do you feel? I got slashed. Radio, PTU Sergeant 2631 6, at West Kowloon Communit...
He abducted a child. T ake a rest first. Jason, stay here. I'll cut him off. - Don't come any closer. - Help... Don't come any closer. I'll kill him. Put down your gun. Or I'll kill him. Your uncle's fine, relax. Put your gun away. Don't shoot. He is my brother. Don't come any closer. Put down your gun. Let go of ...
Pass me the knife and the child. Run if you got the chance! I can't drag you down with me. Can't let you on. Why? I'm his brother. - Let him on. - He needs police escort. Excuse me, I'll come with him. Thanks, Sarge. Uncle. You aunt will complain I'd do anything to avoid visiting my in-laws with her. Tough being a cop...
Though you're black and I'm white, our blood is the same red. I'll return your hankey after I'd cleaned it. Okay, call me up. That's not an issue! I don't mind your ex-wife and daughter. I really don't! I know. You care only about your promotion. If you have a couple of steps left to achieve your goal, would you give u...
She only wanted help to keep him under control... or to teach him a lesson. I would first try to understand the situation, before placing the teen in custody. Good answer. Anything to add? Most people's objective in calling the police, is not to make arrests. But to help solve problems. A police officer needs to be......
Do you feel bad shooting someone? Even though it wasn't fatal, I've a bad conscience. I had the same experience. When I first joined the PTU, I encountered an armed robbery within days. I shot a robber dead. My superior asked me if I wanted to be a cop. I said yes. And he offered me this advice... If you can endure you...
I don't know when I'll be back. I shouldn't be too long. Probably a month or two. I've got to find the rat who cheated us. It's upsetting just to talk about it. You stay there and wait for me. Are you alright on your own? I really tried to find someone to stay over. I'm so busy over here . Ok then, that's it. I've got ...
Dad. Are there any more good men in this damn world? Why haven't I met one? I'm here. I'm here. Take it easy there. Are you OK? I'm fine. I'm OK. No. No. No. Drinking is not good for you. Shit. Did you punch me? You bitch. What are you doing? This girl is for the Jaguar Gang. Let go of me. I'm going to kill this bi...
Don't let me see the bastards who killed your wife . Don't let me see them. I'll kick their asses. I'll beat them up bad. I'm good now. I can beat them now. Hey, Pig. Look who's here. Let her come. Come on. I'm not afraid. I'm vengeful. I'm really vengeful. I'm mad... Hey, you. She's got some skills. She moves like ...
I can bite. I'm vengeful. I'm really vengeful. Why am I so freaking drunk? KEE-MUU / PlGSHlT Pig is drunk. You should fight with Dog. KEE-MHA / DOGSHlT SANlM Let me go! You killed the Jaguar Gang's sniffer. You won't get out of here alive. What's the passcode? Three. One. Two. If Sanim didn't help you last night, you ...
You win. - You are a damn mean girl. OK. We two will teach you the drunken part. Sanim! You teach her the fighting part. Don't you argue with me. You brought her here. - l just... - Stop. Shut up. - The secret of this fighting technique is... - You drink. You get drunk. When you're drunk, you don't think. When you ...
- Kumis. - Sake. - Maotai. - Elephant Stomping. - Stingray Shaking. - Wild Horse Galloping. - Lady Shivering. - Bed Crushing. - Tiger Leaping. King Cobra. - Extreme Bliss. - Eternal Hard-On. What's this? Wait a minute, man. That's an extremely rare ancient liqueur. It's got the sweetest smell. It's called "Stinky Booze...
If you think you can punch me, try it. That's my business. Do you want to teach me? The key ingredient in any liqueur is alcohol. - lt gives you lots of energy, but the body... - The human body can't burn off alcohol. It goes to the veins and straight to the brain. And then you're drunk. The rest goes to the liver. I ...
You've crossed the line! Let's settle this with a fight. If I lose, I'll do everything you ask. I'll fight only when you say so. But if you lose... If I lose, you do whatever you want. Good. Let me go. Where? When? Right here. A minute ago. - Admit your defeat. - Give it back to me. This must mean a lot to you. You...
I think he could be trained. It has been four years already. - What do you think has happened to Pie? - l'm a little luckier. At least I got to see my wife's dead body. So I live to take revenge. And I have Pig. Such a foolish brother, to leave everything to take care of me. He said, he doesn't want me to live alone. B...
But something went wrong. So Deu was not delivered to the Jaguar Gang. The only way to penetrate the Jaguar Gang is by sending her in directly as bait. It's too risky. It's like sending her to die. Or, we could train her. The same way we trained you. Right. Your girl, Deu, must learn the art of Meyraiyuth. So you ente...
But it was cruel for us too. We don't think you'll forgive us, but we hope that you understand us. Just forget everything. From now on , we will never meet again . Dad. I got fooled again. Why have you come back? - ls Sanim here? - He's not here. Go back to where you came from. - Pigshit and Dogshit are not here? - Rig...
- Defeat me? What's the heart of Meyraiyuth? - Being drunk. - lt's pain. Being drunk is just the channel that transforms your pain into power. The more you suffer, the more you get drunk. That's the heart and soul of Meyraiyuth. So, it means... The happy ones will never master the art of Meyraiyuth. Sorry, kid, but yo...
Sanim... . .and me. You snakehead fish. Go back to your hole. The Jaguar Gang is no ordinary gang. Other gangs, they kidnap rich people, sell human beings or sell human organs. But these guys, they don't care if you are rich or poor. They only look for special targets. Other gangs work for them too, any kidnapped spec...
You possess that special substance. That's why we chose you. It hasn't been extracted yet. It needs someone with an extraordinary sense of smell, a sniffer. Yes, it's me. I used to be a sniffer for the police. My work led to the arrest of many of the gangs. So they sent someone to kill my wife. But the police haven't b...
Shit. Where's Sanim? Let them take her. I'll follow them to their lair. Rescue Deu and Pie . I'll destroy their cell. No one will have to suffer because of them again. Look who we have here. The groom from four years ago. Sanim, Sanim! Sanim! Shit! Sanim screwed it. Deu. How come this one is so stubborn? The drug has ...
Don't you know how rare you are? As rare as my favourite bride . Pie. The penalty for stealing my flower is death. Pie! - Pie. - Sanim. Pie! Sanim! Sanim, I can't hold on anymore. - Let me go. - l won't. I didn't come here to let you die. I want you to spend your life with Pie. I know. Thank you. How the hell could yo...
My girl... mygirl. Today is my wedding day . I'm the bride . Sanim is my groom. Have you seen Sanim? Why hasn't he come? is Sanim here? Has anyone seen Sanim? The company is having the budget problem I can not tell you yet How long have I wait before fly home? But it's not gonna be long may be one or two months first ...
When can you take me to live with you up there? very lonely Dad Do we still have a good man left in this world? How come I've never met one? Meme Sis Are you ok? Never mine heyliquor is not good for you you punch me! Eee bitch This good will send to Jaguar Let me go I will kill the bitch This good send to Jaguarok I wi...
Who bought me here? Do you have wound from the fight? How is your arm? You Did you hear me? You guys are herenow Your friends play the trick on you You look like jack-ass I will fight BrosI have the revenge power Brosrevenge How come I really drunk? Kee Muu (pig shit) better come to bite with Mha Kee Mha (dog shit) San...
you will drunk you will confuse then you will fight You teach me like this I warn you When you drunk You have no discipline Fight without thinking forth and back no one know This is a secret of "Meyraiyuth Taquilla Shiaoliang Chiangchun Fumix Sake Maotai Screaming lady Dip head down Bengal tiger King cobra The best of ...
They kidnapped and sold as prostitue at high sea Am I wrong? You've not seen the real thing don't show off What! What does it mean show-off? Apology now Like show off that why no one want you? Have to be alone too much I will do anything you said I will run you can do anything Let me go a minute ago You want it back Y...
No just want to win her favor Every time I do something for her She will kiss my cheek Okyou can say anything you want I probably Keemha Sanim Our targetfind Jaguar gang then rescue Pai we know you're the goods that Jaguar wants You should be kidnapp on that day Then sell to Jaguar gang just follow the kidnapper then w...
It was cruel It's cruel to us too We don't think you will accept apologize Hopeyou will understand from now on we will not see each other Dad cheat me again Hey Why did you come back? Where is Sanim? Not here Go back Keemha are not here too Yes So no one will stop the fight no one can make decision for me Tell Sanim Hu...
You If I am a wine What type of wine am I? only smell aroma will be drunk How about Pai? What type of wine is she? Pai is not a wine Pai is a pure water Do you belief Pai is still alive? I know what are you thinking? You won't be success not success I'm not success Because my life's never been success before I know I d...
Phillamone is different in each person That's all the story about it but Jaguar extract until it concentrate then become a perfume a very special perfume If you smell it like drug addict sex addict like toys for rich people You said I was Yes You have a special odor hard to find That why I choose you Hey You can't smel...
Nobody will get hurt from them again I guess you are the groom from 4 years ago Hey Sanim Sanim lost them Deu! How come this one is so stubborn? The drug has no effect on her Steam her one more time They extract perfume from human Inside our body has a natural substance call phillamone Jaguar belief the excellent phill...
Sanim But you can't rescue both of us at the same time Take care Pai for me Sanim Sanim Sanim Sanim Sanim Sanim Sanim Sanim Sanim Where is the secret of Meyraiyuth? your painful you are That is the heart and secret of Meyraiyuth Sanim Sanim Where are you? it come to an end? I can do it Sanim Sanim Today is a wedding da...
- Please be on time Why? Did I do something wrong? Why did you kick me out of the band? Please explain! Why? Explain Why? I have never done anything harmful to others First, my mother abandoned me And now, the band abandoned me Can someone give me an answer? My fate is to be lonely? Why? Ok, don't drink anymore Hit ...
- She's fast - No, you're so slow We have to be polite with women Yes, that's right Can you please explain what is happening? Why am I here? What happened? Hey, say something Are you mute? Hey, explain everything to me You come so late We've been waiting for you Do you come here to find us? Come here! Hurry up! We do...
All right, you want us to teach you some martial art, right? Sanim, let us teach her some skills, ok? Please don't stop us You are the one who brought trouble here - But... - Shut up! - That's what you want - This is our style of training - Tying me up is training me? - This is the drunken martial art Consider that yo...
You don't have a chance to drink it You mean I will never deserve to be an official member? Hey, untie me You must tie me up to train me, huh? Do you know what you will study? Understand why you need to know about alcohol? This is the drunken martial art combining with traditional martial art What are you thinking? Wan...
- Please get out of here - I didn't do anything wrong I rescued a lot of women and that is false to you? Do you know that will bring danger to out team? Ok, get off me - Do you understand now? - Yeah Want me to go out of here? I will but I also take this with me as a souvenir Now who is the one that loses his temper? ...
Don't do that Maybe it's better for me to forget sad memories She might me dead by now - So why do you always keep it by sour side? - Because it was a present I gave her Every time I see it I think of her So, that's why you had to keep it very carefully Thank you for saving me last time I'm very sorry about your wound ...
If this situation lasts, both she and we will be in danger - So, what do we have to do? - We will set up a play ...and end this. We will move to other place and don't care about her anymore Keekwai is the fourth member in the team His girlfriend was also a victim He always acts decisively and with no emotion Enough, s...
- That's not your business Mind your own business - But now I'm a member of the team - I told you to mind you own business How many times did you fight against them? - Twice - Those were just their henchmen The leaders are not as simple as those you fought with Don't ever think this is an easy job - I don't... - One ...
- Are you kidding me? They are a secret organization no one ever see the leader You want to be a bait That's very dangerous They are very tricky not like others That's why until now we haven't known where they are - Even their henchmen don't know about it? - They only take the women to a place near here So we guess the...
No one make you do this because it's very risky Don't worry about me I volunteer to do this - And you all will be there to protect me, right? - Ok We need to start discuss the plan They often appear in a crowd of women - They act very quickly - They can kidnap you in a crowd They can be anyone Even the foreigners It'...
Billionaires will spend a great deal of money on this divine medicine Maybe this is their place Hey, remember us? I'm fine Once coming here, you will have no way out This place will be your tomb Those girls lose their senses I know this girl is your fiancee Give her to me No one can get out of here Mye Mye, Mye - Mye ...
Sanim - Sanim - Everyone here also loses their folks Those who lost their folks could understand my feeling Sanim Sanim We did it Do you hear me? I saved your fiancee Sanim - Sanim - Who am I? What's my name? Where is this place? My name's Mye, right? Am I Mye? My name's Mye, right? My name's Mye, right? What happene...
This is Clark. He conducted the survey. Right now he's telling Veronica what the employees think about her, which means right now, Veronica hates Clark. 63% found you too intimidating. Is there such a thing as too intimidating? Is there? Answer me, you little bean counter. I've told you three times I don't like being ...
Men over 50 in lower management loved me. No, they didn't. Shut up, you little bean counter. I don't get it. What did I do to men over 50? You're young, good-looking, successful. Honestly, they probably just resent you. Maybe I'll just have to make them get to know me. I mean, my father's over 50, and he... Wait. You ...
The company could start by letting us individualize our space, you know, decorate our cubicles, put up photos and artwork. Really? That's all it would take? You drones are so easy. That's not a compliment. Good morning. Rick, I think I've been replaced by someone who likes cats. My cubicle's been decorated with space ...
Teamwork... it's a beautiful thing. In business, it means working together for a common goal. X- rays show that when people work together, they're happier and less likely to do something weird... What about me screams "cat lady" to you? Maybe the way you pounce on a fella who's just trying to get cup of coffee. The com...
30 years I give to this company, 30 years, and this is how it ends. A: inside voices, and B: no one's firing you. I just wanna get to know you and you to know me. You can bring some friends, if you like, so they can, know me, too. How about Bill and Jeremy? Don't you have any friends who are, you know, older? Hey, guys...
They're saying we share the same qualities. Cats are quick, smart and independent, just like you, me, Debbie and Bruce. You think I'm quick, smart and independent? Everybody does. We've all talked about it. Really? I never thought of myself in cat terms. But I do like to think I have those attributes. Or should I say ...
I know. It's long, but it makes some good points. Have you met Debbie, Bruce and Rita? They're also cat people. Sure, I've seen some of you around, but we've never actually met. Now we all have something in common. Being surrounded by pictures of cats has made me realize how much I want one. I hate myself for being a...
I feel like I'm part of something. Glad to hear it. I have to go to a strip club tomorrow with a bunch of old men. What theme did the company give you? Veronica and her hair were working hard on the company's campaign to improve morale. They both put on a good front, but one of them was feeling frustrated and the other...
And they thought right, didn't they, boots? Sandals? I should get away from footwear. Stapler. Now I'm just looking at things on my desk. That's good. It's great having a strong, young friend around. How do you know when your need to be liked has become unhealthy? Do me. Do me next. Seriously, how do you know? Becaus...
How do we feel about that, fellas? What? I thought we were friends. You know, cats of a feather. We are friends, but I also want to be friends with other people. Did you just say "cats of a feather"? If you were sitting at our table, you would have seen the shirts that bruce made for us. It's just one lunch. I can't b...
My car's in the shop. I didn't drive today. That's right. You better run. I'm gonna mess you up. Join us. Guys, what's going on? I was hoping foreplay. All right, this party is over. Don't be that guy, that uptight guy we thought you were. You know what? I am that guy. The guy you want me to be gets taken advantage ...
And if that doesn't sound "horrifliffic" I don't know what does. God. See, that's why I keep my hair up. It creates a distance, an unapproachability. I miss that me. I don't know who I am anymore. You know who you are? You are a great boss who gets things done. That should be all that matters. Thank you. And you shoul...
Can I have your attention? Something tells me I should have known you in high school. I actually went to an all-girls school and was totally straight. But I'm very trampy now. Recently, we've tried doing things a little... I have never seen you this excited about schematics before. Now that I've redone them, I think th...
And now I must get out of the room as quickly as possible. Wait. Another time, another place, two other people... it could've been magniflorious. You mean that? I do, especially the part about two other people. And things got back to normal for Linda, too, although she did get that sense of community she was looking fo...
Sorry. I was told my evaluation was at 11:00. We're done. It seems everyone's afraid of me... which to me sounds like their problem, but apparently not. The company is worried that a decrease in morale is hurting productivity. We think it would help if you soften your image a little. Compliment people. Be more support...
I don't get it. What did I do to men over 50? Well, you're young, good-looking, successful. Honestly, they probably just resent you. Well, maybe I'll just have to make them get to know me. I mean, my father's over 50, and he- I'll wait. You wanted to see me, boss? Yes, employee. As part of an effort to raise morale... ...