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- I can't find a distributor. - Seriously? There's no place for such films. The viewers are getting boorish. That's why I'm back at the theatre. - Here are my roots. - You shouldn't give up. I'm not. Only Shakespeare and theatre count for me now. - You can't waste your talent! - There's only Shakespeare. - You must ma...
- Where are you? We're waiting! - Unfortunately, I must refuse. - Refuse? We have a mob of males who came to show you their penises! You can't refuse now! I understand, but I've thought it over and I'm not ready! We had an agreement! I've got only Shakespeare on my mind. - He fills my whole inner space! - You'll lose ...
- But it isn't true. - No. - So, how old are you? - 22. - What's this? - Oratorio contract. Don't you get it? I won't compose ever again. Read it carefully. "All the profits will be transferred to. Neuropsychiatric Hospital of St Mehtilda". Here. Yes, here. Go on. "To improve the quality of life of its residents". So...
Kostek! Come here! We need to sign it! - We've already signed. - But two and we need four, two for each side. It's an important contract. - Where did you get your PhD? - At Heidelberg. Before, I studied in Cambridge, Rome and Vienna. - And 6 months in Tokio. - Excuse me, but out of curiosity: What is a philosopher loo...
- Neither are you. - I am - For this production. Listen... - what production is it? - I can't tell you. OK, but it's a secret. A feminist erotic movie. - It's porn! - It's not porn. Ambitious porn. Inga says we'll take it to Cannes! She always says so. You really want to do a porno? You need to start somehow. I'm fed ...
- Is everything all right? - Yes. - You wanted to kill me. - For a moment. Honey? Come here quickly! I have a guy for you! He's perfect! Did you hear? Perfect! - We're waiting, bye! - Bye. Sometimes I don't understand my woman. Welcome to the club. - No! Just because. - It's not an argument. - I don't care! - You're ...
- He's not gay! He is, honey! I wouldn't recognize a gay guy? Come! No way! It's madness. - You exaggerate. - No. You're mad! You're sick! I'm not asking for an opinion but for your help. What? You want me to help you get her off? Or help her get you off? Be discreet. I told them I'm gay. I had to, otherwise I wou...
- Do you like being watched? - It's complicated. Don't be ashamed. Shame takes away the joy. You need to get rid of it, standard-wise. - It's a simplification. - If you like being watched... - No... - I can suck you off right here. - How nicely they argue about music. - You see. And they say that the youth don't care. ...
Wait, I'll help you! Wait! I can't do it myself! Help me! She's lying here! And I could be doing Shakespeare! Enough! THREE DAYS LATER Referring to the reducing experience of male pornography... we approached our work too mechanistically! It was a mistake! Fortunately, not everything is lost! The Sejm has just passed...
Great news, I'm glad that it is you who. ...announces it like archangel Gabriel. God bless you! And you too! To 1,600 signs - 10,000 zlotys each! 16 million! - When we will see them? - Right away! The signs will be ready in 2 weeks assembly and transport - A week, that's it! And it's just the beginning! Next year we'l...
Women don't associate desire with the visible. It's easier for them as female organs are. ...hidden in the boxes of their bodies. I can't talk, I'm at a lecture. - Are you lecturing? - No, later. Now I'm listening. Did you like the oratorio? Great! Yes, I'll drop in later, bye! Before we start shooting. Before the sho...
- It's not good. - Not good? It's my best piece! The music's all right, but the words are... impossible. They're too... - How to put it... - Naughty. - Exactly! - It's Song of Songs, from the Bible! This part of the Bible is not talked about on our radio. And money for the sick? You have my word! You'll get even more...
On every street in Poland? Maybe we should reduce the dosage? SWEDEN FOUDATION MONEY PARLIAMENT FOUNDATION MONEY No! Libido! Gentleness! Blood! Sex! Foremother! Foremother! You help me! Hug it. - What are you doing, son? - What? - Did you strain yourself? - Yes, a little bit. The sushi's so good. From the best place in...
- What are you telling me? - The truth. Antoni Chmurski was not your father, Kostek. So who was? You have passed all the tests. You have been qualified. Hi, Luna! We were just talking about new exercises. In vocal emission. I wanted to talk about that. Can you leave us alone? How could you announce in public I don't s...
- Women need us! - They can do without seeing. - Me make love to Kostek. - Make love? - I don't have to? - It must be controlled sex. Just like ours? Orgasm specialist, right? Oh, Jesus! No, no, no! Wrong again! Concentrate, Luna! - I'm trying! - You're not! - But the beginning was good? - Yes. Phase one - Correct b...
There's no "e!", not mentioning "Oh, Jesus"! - Why did you shout "Oh, Jesus"? - Jeez, just escaped my lips! It can't "just escape". It's secular porn. Free from religious miasma. You work for a secular television, free from... - Religious miasma! - Religious miasma! It's more complicated than it looks, sir. Make a prog...
- How could you? - You scared me! - You recorded us making love? - Just an exercise. - Exercise? - Sound practice. You're crazy! Daftness runs in your family, careful what you say. - And nasty! Don't say such things! - I'm nasty? I'm nasty? I looked after you at uni! I patiently stood your fucking fears and hysterics!...
How do you know that? You are scared of thunderstorms. Not anymore. I mean... Not so much. Exactly on the same day. ...our pilgrims on stilts enter Czestochowa. Leon asked to tell you that he can't imagine. ...a lack of report about this momentous occasion. Am I boring you? No, of course not! But why hurry so much? - ...
Stepped in and spoiled it. Father Wakary will tell us about. ...natural methods for flagellation wound disinfection. But first let's listen to the number one piece... "Virgin Oratorio" by Konstanty Chmurski. While listening, please say a short prayer. ...for the seven virgins, who are heading for Czestochowa to thank O...
She has to get there! I don't care how. She has to! You're in charge of that! Amen. Forever and ever. What's wrong? Nothing. Everything's just fine. - And the agreement? - What agreement? Ours. You promised me 4 million. We need to sign. Right. We will. We always do. You know, when I look at you, I must say you take...
But I do. I am with you at all times. Even when I am not with you. Physically, I mean. I will always be with you because I'm very much in love you! Listen... - Remember what you said about Kostek? - I said so many things about him. At the beginning. That he was the perfect guy for me. I remember that. - You really thi...
- Ryszarda, I disagree! - The director says it's a must! - No, no, no! I resign! I agreed to have my cock shaved. That's it! - Can you explain this? - He'd rather die than have a pedicure. - What pedicure? - It's Inga's idea! Inga said she'd never let him on the set with rough heels! - He'll scratch her treacle. - Wha...
- The treacle's essential! - Tell her! - Well, if Inga says so... Definitely! During sex we'll be sprinkling, from up here... water, all over you! But don't worry. Warm water. When the water starts dissolving the lips... without stopping, you will sink in as the treacle dissolves, into the entrails of Mother Earth. -...
I don't know how to put this. But I'm happy I met you. Remember! Concentration. Concentration. It's only 5 minutes! No way! The programme's about the virgins in Czestochowa. - This can't be combined with a porno! - I don't want to. Actors enter the studio in a cake and you say you'll get back to the topic. You've gone...
- You can't fool me, doctor. - Doctor? - Yet another level of the test? - Test? This stage is redundant. I can do without. I don't quite understand. You can do without? Without drugs. What can you do without them? This. 10 DAYS BEFORE Look up, at the sky. From underneath. Now one hand. Don't cover your face! Good! Fan...
- I heard a lot about you. It was brilliant! Honestly, I'm impressed! But I don't know what you are talking about. It's over, doctor! Stop this idiotic farce! And? I'm a bitch, aren't I? What are you doing? You swine! Kostek, please, stop her! Luna! Luna! She means nothing to me! Stop her! I pray to you, God, may my ...
Leon! - You can't do good doing evil! - Don't give me platitudes! I've been saying them for 40 years in homilies. God... - You're so cynical! - Pragmatic! Kostus believed you so! He trusted you! - He loved you like a father! - And I loved him! I still love him! But he disappointed me! - He was too weak! - You promised ...
I can do only one thing: Cut him off, like dead weight. Otherwise we will never take off. Daddy! Aren't you sleeping yet? - Where's mum? - Home at last! Klara's here. Why don't you answer your phone? - It's gone dead. - No problem at all. Beautiful photos. - What a happy family. - Come here to us! When they were little...
- I didn't. Don't lie! To hell with me if I'm lying! Okay... I believe you. Pregnant? What? You said you love me and now she's pregnant? - I don't know how. - Ask your cock! Luna, please... - Don't be vulgar! - Get out of my life! - But, honey... - Get lost! Now! Not my shit, Luna, please! Luna, save the shit! Not my...
Nah. Shit, no. Find Luna immediately! - Hello. - I've been looking for you! I'm with Kostek. We've been practicing. Great! Tomorrow live in Plesica's studio. We'll make a great show! Will you tell Kostek? - I will. - Go back to practicing! What did she say? There'll be a great show. - Starring you and me. - I don't wan...
- We're late. An hour. Or two. - But the pilgrimage! - Yes! It's a volcano. Such is television. Excuse me, I'm being called. - What? - No pass for the cake. - You ordered it. - Me? That lady said so. We're running late! An hour or two. - But they're entering Czestochowa! - You've got to stop them! Shit! Stop them? ...
I love only you. Do you hear me? Maria? - Teresa! Wait! - Leave me alone, Ryszard! I only want to know where's Maria! She's in bedlam. Get off my back! Luna, say something, please. Fuck off! You know who this is? - Yes. - You don't know. Your son. SLOW DOWN! I've wanted to tell you for the last 33 years. I've seen Ry...
- To hell with the rules! - Watch out, don't be aggressive. What about piles of dead presidents? VECTOR OF TRUTH Hello, today we'll talk about road safety. My guest is Fater Leon Wodzien, the creator and editor of. Always a Virgin Radio. We'll get back to the safety matters, now let's change the subject. 1-2-3 start! A...
Let's get back to the roads! Dad's weird today. This is the sign which will appear everywhere in Poland. We believe that with God's help they will. - increase road safety... - Now back to Czestochowa. Father Kajetan! Tired but smiling! Exhausted but happy! The boldest of the bold is finishing. ...the virgins' thanksgiv...
A difficult and controversial love, but. Cupid has many faces! Next week, on this show, we'll present an innovative venture. Here at last. The first Polish feminist erotic movie! In a bit, the nucleus a first taste of the topic! The leading actors! We got married! Will you bless us... Uncle? My name is Konstanty Chmur...
Let's go for a walk. Mum! It's all a conspiracy of liberals and Satan! I repeat: I don't know this man! - I don't know him! - Don't lie, Leon! Teresa! - Teresa, calm down! - I'm fed up with these lies! Teresa Wodzien! My name is Teresa Wodzien! I'm the sister of this priest, and Jesus here is his nephew, the son of my...
I can't anymore. I am so full of love. Full of love. It's all a conspiracy of liberals and Satan! Conspiracy... of Satan and liberals. Your meds, Mr Gebauer. Mr Gebauer. Your meds! TWO WEEKS LATER Are you OK? Yes. - Shall I make dinner? - Yes, I'm starving. You thought you could just escape? - I don't want to talk, doc...
- Not true! - Denial won't change anything. You can't escape from madness. It'll never be over. It'll go on. It'll grow. Until it devours your entire life. Bullshit! Along with the life of this naive girl. I decide when to leave. Kostek! Kostek! Kostek! SLOW DOWN! Don't do it again! Don't you ever do it again, will yo...
I know, it doesn't work. No river will everflow backwards. But it would be nice. Are you listening or not? When I saw her picture I wondered if she would also like to start again. Undo what she had done. On the picture she looked as if it all was overfor her. But it's not over. Not for me. Now I will go backwards, som...
Even on the other side of the Rhine. Some German newspapers have reported on us. - I have to go. Tell me if you want to change something, okay? Bye. Rememberthe invoice. - Okay. Tell Jean-Marc that we'll pay as soon as possible. - Okay. Bye. Hey, what's up? Are you happy or are you sad? Can you take that away, Mo? ...
What does she want? I'll play instead of him, okay? I don't need that, thanks. Do you know the game? I know all the drinking games. How many? Three. - Okay. Captain Baff drinks... - In France we say Captain Blum. Captain Blum drinks forthe third time. Go on, go on! That's it. Four, okay? Four. Stop! That's enough, ok...
- She didn't mean it. Then she shouldn't be talking like that. - I'll say what I want! But in German, you know the rules. Could you please take off that cap, at least when we're eating? Packaging makes 580. 580, which I had. We shouldn't have bought the land. There's no use in complaining now, Jean-Marc. It's quite a ...
Is there anything else you need? No, thanks. Good night. Did you spend the night here? - Yes. Too much Captain Blum yesterday? I had to dodge an animal. Do you know what happened to my headlight? I guess Judith's trying to repair it. Judith? - That's my mother. Does all of this belong to you? It's family property. Soun...
I have a headache. Can you write a letter of apology? - No way! Shall I take you to school? That's out of the question. Great! I'll be back in a moment. Can I stay for another day? - No. We really only let in summer. Is she gone? Our guest is playing taxi for our daughter. Did she say what she wants here? - I don't kno...
What brought you here? The accident. Of course. - Yes. The car won't take long. You can leave soon. I'm staying one more day. - So? Your husband said it's okay. My husband said so? Okay. Yes? Well then. I'll be off then. - Okay. Anne? This is Jutta. Jutta Beermann. Anne, I need your help. Maybe I have to... I may have...
The grapes are all from the same vintage. It's won us a few prizes. - Thanks, I've had enough. Any plans for later? - No. Where has your mother gone? She's probably with her action group. Wish she'd stay away until Christmas. That way you won't be able to leave. Hey, are you flirting with me? It could be colder. - I'm ...
Why? And what do you look like anyway? Lucas! - Leave me alone! Mrs Francke, I would like to invite you for dinnerthis evening. Around eight o'clock? Lucas, go and get your sister! Francine, move your ass and come down! Which of you plays the piano? - My wife. Fartoo rarely, though. Are you coming? Enjoy your meal. - C...
And you? Do you have relatives in Germany? - Oh, no! I have enough with these. - Francine! - They're all dead. Died in a car accident. Bang! Just imagine... the windows covered in blood... - That's enough now. In a car accident. And you don't have any friends either? Friendships tend to fade with the years. - The foo...
Or does anyone here know who you are? What do you expect me to do? - Nothing. What do you mean, nothing? - I don't expect anything from you. Then why are you here? You ask me why I'm here? You look like yourfather. - You're pathetic! But it's true. Okay, ask me! Ask me, ask! Why did you give me away, how could you do t...
Prison? You want to send me to jail? I'm not going to jail for something that happened 30 years ago. That's ridiculous. Is that what you came for? That's completely crazy. It's absurd. Alice, I understand that you're upset... - Shut up! Don't get impudent! - You are impudent. You! You... Your whole life is one comple...
He was on his way to Nepal. One of his friends fell asleep at the wheel. Somewhere in Anatolia. Car accident, sure. What else. Do you have a picture of him? What about you? What do you do? Are you doing well? - Why should it botheryou now? Because you're here now. Nothing special. What does that mean, nothing special...
What's going on here? Go to bed. Tell them the truth. Before I do it. You should have told me... some time. Why didn't you tell me about your daughter? I thought I knew everything about your past... I don't understand you. I'm really, really sorry. TERRORIST JUTTA BEERMANN URGENTLYWANTED What are you doing here? You s...
Judith! For a moment we really thought nobody was here. What a fun idea. Hello Dad. Are you okay? Hello Judith. - How are you doing, Mum? We almost stayed home. Your dad can hardly sit due to his spinal disc. We know that, Mum. And the kids? - Still asleep. At this hour? Come and see. Thanks. How nice. Thanks. - Th...
- It's good forthe heart. - Well, okay then. Judith, you look like you could need one too - I have to prepare the rabbit. Give me your arm. Who does that damaged car belong to? To a guest. Will you have a glass? It's good foryou too. Yes, I'd like that very much. When did you intend to tell us? I wanted to tell you. -...
I want you to do it! Who gives you the right to play judge? Talk to me. How did you get here, anyway? I needed money. So I worked on the wine harvest. I didn't need any papers forthat. What a nerve! 20 miles from the German border! I won't do it. Do you understand? I can't! What about my car? - I asked you something. ...
Would that have been good foryou? I would have gone to jail. I would have known my mother. Come on, open up! Open the door. Open the door, Nini! Judith! Why isn't she cooking? They didn't experience the war! To the Crémant! Cheers. I'll go and get her. What happened to you? Alice, was wrong. It cannot be atoned for. Bu...
Spending 4 or 5 years in jail is a joke compared to what they had to go through. I don't care what she has or hasn't done. In France... we have what we call the rule of the second chance. Everybody deserves that. Everybody. But there isn't a second chance for my childhood, right? This wine is still too young to tell......
I'll kill her. Come and eat with us. Why? Because you belong to us. At last! I was starting to worry the food would go cold. Go and get the rabbit, I kept it warm. I'm as hungry as a wolf. Serve the wine, Jean-Marc. - Thanks for cooking. Careful, it's hot. It smells good. I'm a good cook. - Yes, when you're in a good ...
Lucas told us you were invited. I hope you like rabbit fricassee. What are you doing here? What kind of a question is that? I invited her. And stop talking to her like that. Can I have some wine? Why is there so little meat today? It's Sunday today! There's enough for everyone. To a very special meal. Right, Madame Mue...
Sometimes conditions force you to suppress your personal interests. That sounds like a crappy party campaign. Where would we be if people had always only pursued their private happiness? No revolution would have happened. No wars of liberation, democracy or civil rights, nothing would have developed, nothing would ever...
- Go on, tell her. What is it you want? - Come on, stand up! It's time to tell... Get out of here! Damn! Why didn't you just say that she's your mother? - It's up to herto say it. Her. Is she right? The picture with the dead man. Is she right? Did you shoot him? What's this about? - I want to know, Judith! You know ...
Great! - Don't blame me. I'm not the reason she got drunk. Join me. I can even rememberthe dog. I got him from the pet shelter myself. The others said I was crazy. I convinced yourfatherthat I could see you. And film you. I was already illegal. But I wanted to have something to rememberyou by. The robbery was three ...
He's dead! But you had the chance to make things better. No. - Yes. - No! Yes! You always have a choice! The ideal family here and the skeletons in the cupboard. How can you live like that? You think it's all my fault, right? Everything that goes wrong in your life. But I'm not to blame for everything. That's too mu...
What do you want to know? What happened. I don't remember. Don't tell me that! It's too long ago. All of us fired shots. I don't know if it was my bullet. Where's my cap? My cap? What's going on here? Do you want some breakfast? - Yes. Who's that? That's me. What have you done? I... - She robbed a bank. A bank? Mum? C...
I shot the man. It's the right thing to do. Tell me it's the right thing to do. If you think so. Mum... Francine. Let her go, if that's what she wants. Mum! Mum! Let's go, please let's go. Please let's go. FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF GERMANY Stop... stop! Stop. Please. How do I look? Beautiful. I'll drive you... whereveryou w...
Welcome to New Life Center Everyone who passes through these doors is a new being in Christ Really I am Chi-an. I'm in charge here I hope you will take this chance to rehabilitate Let me take care of some paperwork first Keung, take the new brother in to get changed Follow me Change into this Come on Your underwear to...
What do you mean? What did you do to get in here? Drugs, of course. What did you expect? That I got in here for speeding? Be careful with my hair. You know how to cut hair? Not really You were a hairdresser before? I learnt it in jail We have to say grace first Thank you Jesus for this wonderful food And for giving us...
41 inches Keep this receipt with you "I get off at 7pm" What's your name? Call me Yan Your family isn't home? My mom's playing mah-jong Fai, can you share with us? When I got out last time I was determined to quit But when I saw my friends again I couldn't resist and went back to drugs The most difficult thing to resis...
I know. So why are you still following me? I told you, it's the rules I won't look at you, ok? Keung, what does it feel like to be on heroin? Wonderful. You're floating on a cloud, nothing touches you Sounds great But then you come back down with a crash Can't sleep? Let me pray for you No need, really Just close you...
I should be leaving now So soon? Why don't you stay and party with us? - Maybe next time - Let me see you out I want to introduce you to a friend - This is Wilfred - Sit down - How old are you? - 22 - Was that your boyfriend? - Kind of - You're quite good looking - Of course he is I'll go and get a drink - Haven't ...
Of course not Guess what? I was a virgin till I was 27 Look at me now, I'm old and flabby I have no future as a gay man But I have one thing: Money Don't get me wrong, I not the sort who thinks money can buy everything I know it only buys very little but I'm satisfied with that little bit Open it What are you thinkin...
Don't ever leave me Open that can for me - Try some - No! Tastes great Yan, why don't we move in together? Maybe later Don't you want to? It's not that But who's gonna take care of my father? Ok, forget it, then Ming, I don't mean it that way Don't be like that Wipe your mouth I'm off to work Sure, go ahead What's up ...
Why would you lose your teeth? Have you found a job yet? I'm still looking. You're ok with money? At least I don't need to borrow from you That's not what I meant If you need anything just tell me I'm fine, I can take care of myself This is Room 103 Call an ambulance, make it quick! How are you? Isn't this pretty? Quit...
Yan, I have something to tell you What do you want me to say? Say what you want. Why did you keep it a secret from me? 'Cause I knew you'd react this way So it's my fault? Is it the money? If you need cash you can let me know I'd lent it to you I suppose you'd find it more touching if I'd said I'm doing this to pay for...
God tells us things we don't want to hear Let's worship, and pray that God will show us how to listen to his voice Open our eyes o Lord Lift our ears to hear you We desire to do your will God And as we go in your name we bring healing and proclaim that the kingdom of our God is near O lord come empower you church we wi...
If you let him off easy he'll just get worse The centre has its rules he needs to learn to follow them or else face the consequences Ok, fine, I'll go up and help him Wait, I haven't finished yet This is his first offence and he has been punished enough Go up to the hills and tell him he can come down now Chi-an said y...
I didn't think it would be this frustrating. - Come on! - Shut up, Dan! Shut up! Why I can't just find one of the flags? I've been here for two hours. - Sam, come on! - Stop, Dan. Stop! Oh, my gosh. I'm gonna kill my brother! - You all right, baby? - No, I can't do this anymore. Oh, my god! Cheer up, girl! This is t...
Daniel, it's harder that it looks. I know, he's done about 17 of them. Sam is still going trough. He told me to just shut up, so I'm just not talking. It was like an epiphany, like a realization. Why am I making such of big deal about this? I was yelling at him over. Probably I should've shut my mouth from the very b...
- Just relax. Search that one good, baby. I found it. Let me go surprise Cheyne. Babe, I can't do it anymore. I can't-- - I can't do it anymore. - Come here. Let's go. You've got to be kidding me! Meghan got it! Damn it. Yeah, girl. Oh, my god, Meghan. I love so much. - Oh, my god. - Meghan and Cheyne you're team n...
Come on, please have one in here. Come on, baby. Be good today. - It's all right, Sam. - Oh, god, please. Yes! Oh, my god! Are you serious? I'm never going to find one. - Brian and Ericka - Yes? - You're team number three. - Yes! I could not ask for a better wife. She encourages me and lifts me up. So prouf of her. ...
Go, go! All right. Brake is over. Do that one right there. You got it, bud. Keep going, man! Come on, where are you? Come on, dad. Good job, bud. Come on, man. Don't give up. Come on, dad. You got this. Roll it out. Okay, you've got to start moving fast now. Up and over. Up and over. Keep pushing. Fast, dad. Come ...
Oh, my god. - Are you okay? Don't you? - No. - Okay, I know. - I'm fine. I was lliterally - exhausted. - I know. I feel horrible. I'll race ya. I'll race ya. - That's not a good sign. - No. Not our day. Sam y Dan, you're team number four. You're still in this race. Congratulations. Thank you. That was like a repla...
He might be disappointing himself but it's just because he's such a passionate guy. I think today it was a big reminder to us that we're here not just for the million, but to really spend some great time together and to get to know each other better. I mean, yeah. We're not going to be angels to each other from here a...
And right now time is not on your side. Matt, what do you have to say for your dad? My dad is Superman. I mean... He just stuck in there and he did it. This guy never gives up. We're still racing right now. We're going to continue racing. We're not gonna give up. No, we're going to take it to the limit. Transcript by...
- Can't you invite him this year? - He's your dad. He's such a pain! He'll say he doesn't want to be a bother and drag it out until I end up begging him, like always. Mike, someday that old pain in the ass won't be here anymore, and then you'll be begging to beg someone. Fine, I'll ask him, but I'm not begging. Can we ...
I have a boyfriend! She's just a kid, Frankie. I don't know if I like this. Oh, this is just an innocent junior high thing. - Don't you think we can trust her? - It's the guy I don't trust. I took square dancing for one reason-- It's a meat market. 60% off on a power sander for Mike, 100 barrettes for Sue at Claire's f...
Tampon machine empty? N-no, actually, sir, I was wondering if I could possibly, in any way, have Thanksgiving off to spend with my family? Okay, we're gonna play a little game called "I be you, you be me." "Mr. Ehlert, "I know I'm the newest employee with the worst sales record, "and even though I whine about equality ...
This is brad... my boyfriend. - Be cool. - Yeah. Hi, Brad! Hi, you guys. Oh my gosh, I'm super excited to finally meet my GF's P's. "Girlfriend's parents." I looked it up later. Well, we are so excited to meet you, too, Brad, - aren't we, Mike? - Yep. So you--you, uh, like to... square-dance, huh? Oh, I just love squar...
The Black Friday sale is earlier this year. - What's earlier than midnight? - 6:00 on Thanksgiving Day. We have got to be there when the doors open! Look, the first 100 customers get 20% off and a free soft pretzel. All right. Okay. I'm just gonna have to go in and... I'll ask Mr. Ehlert for a different shift. I know ...
If I come, you'll just have to get another chair out of the garage-- All that hassle... Okay, Dad, we're eating at 4:00. Come if you want. Don't if you don't. That's not much of an invite, is it? Fortunately, not everyone's too proud to beg. Sir, I just found out my Aunt Ginny needs emergency surgery on the night of Th...
I put the turkey in tonight. We all set our alarms. We eat dinner at dawn. I'll work until 11:00, then we record the football game while we take Brick to the corn maze, come home, clean up, get to the mall, and for dessert, we split a dairy-free yogurt at the food court. I have a coupon. That sounds like the worst Than...
Where's the good smell? Wait. Did Mom really cancel Thanksgiving? - Yeah. She's at work. - Well, who's gonna make the turkey? Who's gonna bake the frozen pies? Who's gonna open the can of cranberry sauce? Not Mom. Dude. That sucks. That's why we're gonna pick up the slack and pull Thanksgiving together for her. That...
Yes. Oh, hey, can I invite Brad over to help? It's Thanksgiving. Won't his parents miss him? Oh, they're just so excited he has a girlfriend. I could see that. I wonder what our kids will look like. Mm. Depends what country you get 'em from, right? Axl. Wow. Now I get why they say the corn's as high as an elephant's e...
We should say something to r. Ehlert. He can't say no to all of us. Right? - That's right. - Let's do this. Let's do it. Mr. Ehlert? We have something to say. "We"? I guess it's I. I have something to say. It's Thanksgiving, Mr. Ehlert. We're supposed to be with family, people we love, not people we sort of like becau...
Brick! Brick! Where are you? Better find him before they start plowing'. Can't see a little boy from high up on the corn chopper. Brick! Brick! Brick! Aunt Ginny and Aunt Edie are here. Great. Maybe they can help. Aunt Ginny and Aunt Edie haven't been able to help since 1978. Happy Thanksgiving! It's my boyfriend! I ...
I'm begging you. Thanksgiving wouldn't be the same without you. We wouldn't know what to do if you didn't come. Yep, no stopping tradition. Guess I can listen to this inside. Brick! Brick! Hey! Oh, my God! Please help me find my brother! - He's lost, and I'm so scared! - Um, what's he wearing? Uh, he's got, like, a gr...
- Boys! - How was the corn maze? - Axl hugged me. - Oh, shut up, dweeb. I love you. I love you so much. You know what, Mr. Ehlert? I can c-call you that, right, mr. Ehlert? Mm. I used to be scared of you. I was. But you're just a big, old teddy bear, right? Marcy used to call me her teddy bear. Damn shame she couldn't...
But if you're on the fence, don't fire me. Thanks for the ride, Bob! She's here. Let's surprise her. Surprise! Ohh! Happy Thanksgiving, honey. They did care. They are perfect. Come sit down. Sit down, sit down. Oh, and this all looks so yummy. - Hey. Mm. - Mm. Frankie, you forgot your... "Canceled dinner"? God, this i...
And though I didn't make it to the mall, - I was there in spirit. - Frankie? Oh, what did I buy? Power sander, 80% off. Did we make the houseware sale on time? We got the bacon press. Good girl. Thanksgiving's the time you appreciate your family the most. But the one Thanksgiving I didn't spend with my family, I apprec...
Cheers. We're having a class reunion tonight, Why are you two keeping to yourselves? They are basking in amorous re-union. It's more like spiritual coupling. You're so vulgar, no wonder you're still single. Madam, I'm sexually harassed. Why harass you... when I can have my way with Ken. He's the most eligible bachelor....