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- I can't find a distributor.
- Seriously?
There's no place for such films.
The viewers are getting boorish.
That's why I'm back at the theatre.
- Here are my roots.
- You shouldn't give up.
I'm not.
Only Shakespeare and theatre count for me now.
- You can't waste your talent!
- There's only Shakespeare.
- You must make a film!
- Definitely!
This year even!
This month.
Next week!
What are you up to?
Do you think she'll agree?
Inga Wawras?
For the money we offered her, she'd act naked.
...even in "Strictly Come Dancing"!
Come, we deserve a reward.
IMPRUDENT AND UNROMANTIC
I DESERVE EVERYTHING KOSTEK
Liberals with devilish smiles try to make us believe, and in what?
That the Chinese will build Polish roads?
Always a Virgin Radio boldly says "no"!
THREE DAYS LATER
Now what?
- Inga Wawras, hello?
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- Where are you?
We're waiting!
- Unfortunately, I must refuse.
- Refuse?
We have a mob of males who came to show you their penises!
You can't refuse now!
I understand, but I've thought it over and I'm not ready!
We had an agreement!
I've got only Shakespeare on my mind.
- He fills my whole inner space!
- You'll lose 50 thousand euros.
Shakespeare's worth poverty.
Ok, I double the rate.
Ok, see you in ten minutes.
Hello.
- You've played in an erotic movie.
- Yes, twice.
Once with Goldie Amato, then with Blondie Bluetooth.
- Were they English?
- They were sheep.
- Thank you.
- I worked as an extra in.
- "Lethal locks", "Vengeful Sweater"...
- Next please.
- "Goat cheese", "Bloody bleat"...
- Next please.
- Where's mum?
- On a walk with Teresa.
- You said you're 23.
- Yes.
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- But it isn't true.
- No.
- So, how old are you?
- 22.
- What's this?
- Oratorio contract.
Don't you get it?
I won't compose ever again.
Read it carefully.
"All the profits will be transferred to.
Neuropsychiatric Hospital of St Mehtilda".
Here.
Yes, here.
Go on.
"To improve the quality of life of its residents".
So, also your mother.
It's not as spectacular as testing psychiatric drugs but it might do some good.
I don't know what to say.
It's my radio's obligation to assign 100 thousand Zlotys to the same cause.
As long as you write the second part of this damned...
- Oratorio.
- Why do you do that?
I believe that in this evil world.
...you still can do some good.
So, agreed?
Agreed.
Mum!
- How was it?
- I'm tired.
We went as far as the pond.
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Kostek!
Come here!
We need to sign it!
- We've already signed.
- But two and we need four, two for each side.
It's an important contract.
- Where did you get your PhD?
- At Heidelberg.
Before, I studied in Cambridge, Rome and Vienna.
- And 6 months in Tokio.
- Excuse me, but out of curiosity:
What is a philosopher looking for in a porn film?
I love to shag.
Thank you.
You won't make this with me?
So who will?
I don't care!
- Why?
- And do you care about me?
- We shouldn't mix life and business.
- I just quit here...
- I'll be a film sound producer.
- Congratulations.
Who hired you?
Inga Wawras.
She only works with Paciorkowski.
- He doesn't meet the standards.
- He's the best.
- But he's not a lesbian.
- True.
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- Neither are you.
- I am
- For this production.
Listen...
- what production is it?
- I can't tell you.
OK, but it's a secret.
A feminist erotic movie.
- It's porn!
- It's not porn.
Ambitious porn.
Inga says we'll take it to Cannes!
She always says so.
You really want to do a porno?
You need to start somehow.
I'm fed up with my work.
I need a change or I'll go mad.
- When will you start?
- No idea.
They're still casting the male lead.
- I'd never agree.
- Nobody's offering.
I might consider such an offer.
It could be interesting.
- So enter yourself.
- I might.
But the main female part.
...is already taken.
By some krav-maga instructor.
I've had enough.
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- Is everything all right?
- Yes.
- You wanted to kill me.
- For a moment.
Honey?
Come here quickly!
I have a guy for you!
He's perfect!
Did you hear?
Perfect!
- We're waiting, bye!
- Bye.
Sometimes I don't understand my woman.
Welcome to the club.
- No!
Just because.
- It's not an argument.
- I don't care!
- You're not in the army!
- I don't like him.
- Why?
He's quite nice, good-looking, clean...
Perfect!
- How do you know a perfect man?
- No homophobia.
I'm sorry.
If he's so perfect, aren't you afraid that...
You know.
- With him?
He's gay!
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- He's not gay!
He is, honey!
I wouldn't recognize a gay guy?
Come!
No way!
It's madness.
- You exaggerate.
- No.
You're mad!
You're sick!
I'm not asking for an opinion but for your help.
What?
You want me to help you get her off?
Or help her get you off?
Be discreet.
I told them I'm gay.
I had to, otherwise I wouldn't have the job.
You'll fuck for money, you whore!
I can't look at it!
- You want to work in a porn.
- Without my boyfriend.
- Ex-boyfriend.
- An ex who's fucking crazy!
How long can you wait?
- I need money.
- Bullshit!
If you did, you wouldn't give up composing.
Is it about sex?
Are you looking for thrills?
Not exactly.
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- Do you like being watched?
- It's complicated.
Don't be ashamed.
Shame takes away the joy.
You need to get rid of it, standard-wise.
- It's a simplification.
- If you like being watched...
- No...
- I can suck you off right here.
- How nicely they argue about music.
- You see.
And they say that the youth don't care.
How beautiful you are...
My darling!
How pleasing you are!
How pleasing!
How pleasing you are!
How pleasing!
You have stolen my heart...
You have stolen my heart...
With one single glance of your eyes!
How pleasing you are!
How pleasing!
Your lips drop sweetness As the honeycomb.
Your teeth are like a flock of sheep Coming up from the washing.
Your neck is like an ivory tower.
Your eyes are the pools of Heshbon.
And your mouth is like the best wine.
Flowing down the palate!
Stop!
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Wait, I'll help you!
Wait!
I can't do it myself!
Help me!
She's lying here!
And I could be doing Shakespeare!
Enough!
THREE DAYS LATER
Referring to the reducing experience of male pornography... we approached our work too mechanistically!
It was a mistake!
Fortunately, not everything is lost!
The Sejm has just passed the bill on the exchange of the "black spot" signs.
The bill will go to the Senate and then to the President.
Well!
Let's thank God for this momentous day!
What are you doing?
Champagne!
We need to realize that.
...female desire doesn't speak the same language as the male one.
Women are driven by archaic and prelogical impulses.
And their sexuality seems to remember the mythical Eden - ...destroyed by male civilization.
...built on the alliance of logic and the phallus.
I'd like to inform that Father Editor's foundation.
...has received an order for 1,600
- warning signs.
- Oh God.
So fast?
- Aren't you going to put out a tender?
- We are!
I just wanted to tell you that you've won.
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Great news, I'm glad that it is you who.
...announces it like archangel Gabriel.
God bless you!
And you too!
To 1,600 signs - 10,000 zlotys each!
16 million!
- When we will see them?
- Right away!
The signs will be ready in 2 weeks assembly and transport
- A week, that's it!
And it's just the beginning!
Next year we'll be the biggest Catholic radio in Poland!
Those old farts from Torun can go fly a kite!
I don't know, Leon.
- They are everywhere.
- We will also be everywhere!
Wherever there's a speed limit.
Can you imagine?
Thousands of signs!
Thousands of Jesuses.
with our radio's logo!
Or even millions!
We will get additional 10 thousand for each Jesus!
If this goes through eventually, they will have to make you a bishop.
Lf?
It will work out!
This plan is ingenious!
The penis and the eye!
Those 2 organs rule the world of male pornography.
The eye's even more dangerous.
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Women don't associate desire with the visible.
It's easier for them as female organs are.
...hidden in the boxes of their bodies.
I can't talk, I'm at a lecture.
- Are you lecturing?
- No, later.
Now I'm listening.
Did you like the oratorio?
Great!
Yes, I'll drop in later, bye!
Before we start shooting.
Before the shooting we need to look inside us.
...to find the female spontaneity and primeval nature.
We'll draw from mystical experiences of Brook and Grotowski!
So above all
- Rehearsals, rehearsals, rehearsals.
- And inner "searching".
- To make a film in which.
...female libido will be opened to the images of inner fantasy.
Reinventing the symbolism of female organs.
Best described through water metaphors like the spring.
- The river.
- The sea.
Or a prosperous water park!
If it chips in towards the budget.
- You must be crazy!
- Don't speak like that!
I thought you wanted to talk about the oratorio!
- We do.
- And?
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- It's not good.
- Not good?
It's my best piece!
The music's all right, but the words are... impossible.
They're too...
- How to put it...
- Naughty.
- Exactly!
- It's Song of Songs, from the Bible!
This part of the Bible is not talked about on our radio.
And money for the sick?
You have my word!
You'll get even more!
- Much more!
- But not for the oratorio.
- But it's my best piece!
- Is it important?
Right.
You said you were going to give up composing.
Kostus. ...agree, please.
- It's best for all of us.
- It's sick!
No way!
- You'll get 25 per cent.
- That's four million.
I'll donate another 4 million for the treatment.
Well...
But we are completely not alike.
You will be.
So, will you be Jesus?
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On every street in Poland?
Maybe we should reduce the dosage?
SWEDEN
FOUDATION
MONEY
PARLIAMENT
FOUNDATION
MONEY
No!
Libido!
Gentleness!
Blood!
Sex!
Foremother!
Foremother!
You help me!
Hug it.
- What are you doing, son?
- What?
- Did you strain yourself?
- Yes, a little bit.
The sushi's so good.
From the best place in town.
I'll take you there.
I visited my father's grave.
I took some flowers and I thought we.
- Could get him a marble tombstone?
- He wasn't your father.
What?
The man you're talking about was not your father.
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- What are you telling me?
- The truth.
Antoni Chmurski was not your father, Kostek.
So who was?
You have passed all the tests.
You have been qualified.
Hi, Luna!
We were just talking about new exercises.
In vocal emission.
I wanted to talk about that.
Can you leave us alone?
How could you announce in public I don't scream during climax?
- I didn't.
- Don't lie!
It just came up.
By itself?
You discuss my orgasms with a stranger?
- Mine.
With the director.
- She doesn't have to know everything!
You're too closed.
- She wants to open you up.
- Making me lick a cow's liver?
Inga says licking raw meat helps you open up!
- It's bullshit!
- You're being vulgar and aggressive.
Surprised?
My girlfriend pimps me out for money!
We need it!
We can't let our movement die!
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- Women need us!
- They can do without seeing.
- Me make love to Kostek.
- Make love?
- I don't have to?
- It must be controlled sex.
Just like ours?
Orgasm specialist, right?
Oh, Jesus!
No, no, no!
Wrong again!
Concentrate, Luna!
- I'm trying!
- You're not!
- But the beginning was good?
- Yes.
Phase one
- Correct but in the climax
- Disaster.
You screamed "e!"
Do you see any "e!" here?
Everyone may experience orgasm differently.
In private!
But not on camera.
The film should reflect an average European female orgasm.
How do you know how European women scream?
From Svenska Feministförbundet!
- What?
- Swedish Feminist Association!
Research proves that an average European female moan is:
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There's no "e!", not mentioning "Oh, Jesus"!
- Why did you shout "Oh, Jesus"?
- Jeez, just escaped my lips!
It can't "just escape".
It's secular porn.
Free from religious miasma.
You work for a secular television, free from...
- Religious miasma!
- Religious miasma!
It's more complicated than it looks, sir.
Make a programme about my new film or I tell your wife.
Thank you, I will.
Regards for your wife, too.
Don't piss me off!
Where are you?
At "Half Serious".
I'll call you later.
Go there and pin the rat.
Norbert!
I'm serious!
It's a matter of life and death.
So maybe you show us an optimal European orgasm.
Here you are.
Or not.
I've got a better idea.
Yes.
Yes!
Is it good?
Ignore the male voice.
Just some noise.
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- How could you?
- You scared me!
- You recorded us making love?
- Just an exercise.
- Exercise?
- Sound practice.
You're crazy!
Daftness runs in your family, careful what you say.
- And nasty!
Don't say such things!
- I'm nasty?
I'm nasty?
I looked after you at uni!
I patiently stood your fucking fears and hysterics!
"I'm great, I suck, I will, I won't... "
So self-absorbed.
Never thought about me.
- I did.
- Right, when you wanted to shag me!
I mean work.
You think I work at a recording studio because I like it?
I always liked the film.
But no...
I got hired at this studio.
...to produce fantastic pieces of my brilliant boyfriend... whom I loved and who didn't love me!
- I wanted to.
- To hell with "wanted"!
You can't extort love.
It's like a thunder, unpredictable.
A thunder?
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How do you know that?
You are scared of thunderstorms.
Not anymore.
I mean...
Not so much.
Exactly on the same day.
...our pilgrims on stilts enter Czestochowa.
Leon asked to tell you that he can't imagine.
...a lack of report about this momentous occasion.
Am I boring you?
No, of course not!
But why hurry so much?
- What?
- Despite the declaration the motorway construction plan is still in its infancy.
- I don't understand.
- Well, if so then for the next few years our roads won't be safer.
Don't get hysterical, there'll be lots of dead bodies.
- What are you talking about?
- There's no need to rush.
I will make a programme about something else and we'll come back to the "Jesus Asks" campaign next week.
Are you even listening?
It's about the pilgrim virgins!
Their entrance to Czestochowa is connected with the campaign.
I don't want to be in your shoes if it doesn't work out.
Angry Leon can be very...
How much?
- Mayhem.
- Well, a lot, then.
Oh, no.
He spoiled it.
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Stepped in and spoiled it.
Father Wakary will tell us about.
...natural methods for flagellation wound disinfection.
But first let's listen to the number one piece...
"Virgin Oratorio" by Konstanty Chmurski.
While listening, please say a short prayer.
...for the seven virgins, who are heading for Czestochowa to thank Our Lady of Jasna Góra for their marriage to her beloved Son.
- I hate this piece.
- But people love it.
Teresa, why are you so sad?
What happened?
Nothing.
- Plesica made problems?
- No, he agreed to everything.
He'll make the programme we tell him to.
Don't worry.
- Father Leon Wodzien.
- Boss, it's not like you said.
- In what sense?
- We don't have 7 virgins.
- Six?
- Well, fewer...
- Four?
- Fewer...
How many?
- One.
- What?
- But there were seven!
- I know, but... 2 had a sunstroke, 3 ran away, one lost her faith.
So there's only one.
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She has to get there!
I don't care how.
She has to!
You're in charge of that!
Amen.
Forever and ever.
What's wrong?
Nothing.
Everything's just fine.
- And the agreement?
- What agreement?
Ours.
You promised me 4 million.
We need to sign.
Right.
We will.
We always do.
You know, when I look at you, I must say you take after him a bit.
- Uncle, please...
- Teresa!
- Come on, he does look like him.
- What?
Yes, yes.
Perfect.
You see?
Perfect!
Sorry, sweetheart.
I know it's a difficult moment for you.
The film, the preparations, the stress...
You may think I don't support you.
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But I do.
I am with you at all times.
Even when I am not with you.
Physically, I mean.
I will always be with you because I'm very much in love you!
Listen...
- Remember what you said about Kostek?
- I said so many things about him.
At the beginning.
That he was the perfect guy for me.
I remember that.
- You really think so?
- Well, yes.
He is handsome...
Nice...
Bright...
For a man, of course.
- Do you want to tell me something?
- I'm not sure.
Please.
I beg you.
Not now!
- Not this late!
- But...
I can't find anyone else now.
Too late.
He's staying.
- Are you nuts?
- Please call me Rysia.
- Or Ryszarda.
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- Ryszarda, I disagree!
- The director says it's a must!
- No, no, no!
I resign!
I agreed to have my cock shaved.
That's it!
- Can you explain this?
- He'd rather die than have a pedicure.
- What pedicure?
- It's Inga's idea!
Inga said she'd never let him on the set with rough heels!
- He'll scratch her treacle.
- What treacle?
- Beetroot treacle.
- Are you crazy?
Can't I leave you alone for five minutes?
We are not interested in his heels.
Go and bring him back!
Kostek!
- You find it funny?
- Sorry.
We're almost ready!
The lips are most important.
The lips of Mother Earth.
You do everything on the lips.
Brilliant, isn't it?
A small masterpiece.
- But the lips are sticky.
- It's beetroot treacle!
- I don't want to lie there naked.
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- The treacle's essential!
- Tell her!
- Well, if Inga says so...
Definitely!
During sex we'll be sprinkling, from up here... water, all over you!
But don't worry.
Warm water.
When the water starts dissolving the lips... without stopping, you will sink in as the treacle dissolves, into the entrails of Mother Earth.
- Unification with nature!
- What do I do before I sink in?
Whatever you want.
Sucking, licking, penetration.
Don't make me tell you how to fuck.
Don't you know it yourself?
Sit here and wait.
- No pedicure!
- Okay!
- There'll be no pedicure!
- Promise?
I promise.
Don't be so nervous.
Concentration is key!
- I'm not sure.
- Concentrate and it'll be great.
- How could I have agreed to do this?
- To be honest, I have no idea.
Since you've agreed, I want to tell you that.
...since I first saw you, I knew you were...
- Perfect, I know.
- No, it's not that.
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I don't know how to put this.
But I'm happy I met you.
Remember!
Concentration.
Concentration.
It's only 5 minutes!
No way!
The programme's about the virgins in Czestochowa.
- This can't be combined with a porno!
- I don't want to.
Actors enter the studio in a cake and you say you'll get back to the topic.
You've gone out of your mind.
But my Swedish investors are coming!
Without you I might not get the money!
Sorry, Klara, it's your problem.
Don't call me when I'm working.
Am I disturbing you?
Concentration.
Concentration.
Concentration...
Concentration...
You can do with me whatever you want, but.
...don't dare kiss me on the lips!
Concentration's over.
- How's your hysterics?
- Vanished.
Good!
I've brought you a pedicurist.
- But Rysia promised.
- Kostek, show some professionalism!
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- You can't fool me, doctor.
- Doctor?
- Yet another level of the test?
- Test?
This stage is redundant.
I can do without.
I don't quite understand.
You can do without?
Without drugs.
What can you do without them?
This.
10 DAYS BEFORE
Look up, at the sky.
From underneath.
Now one hand.
Don't cover your face!
Good!
Fantastic!
Bravo!
Very, very good!
I think we have it!
You were great!
Perfect!
Right, Leon?
Praise him at least once.
Boy, how are you sitting!
Sorry, he's always like that.
There's someone here who would like to meet you.
- My nephew.
Father Gracjan.
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- I heard a lot about you.
It was brilliant!
Honestly, I'm impressed!
But I don't know what you are talking about.
It's over, doctor!
Stop this idiotic farce!
And?
I'm a bitch, aren't I?
What are you doing?
You swine!
Kostek, please, stop her!
Luna!
Luna!
She means nothing to me!
Stop her!
I pray to you, God, may my mum and uncle be healthy.
- Uncle, is Auntie my mum now?
- Yes.
Mummy!
I'm scared!
Kostek, come here!
We need to sign it!
We've already signed it.
Come here!
We need to sign it!
- We've already signed it.
- But 2, and we need 4.
How could you deprive him of the rights to his own image!
- Just protecting our interests.
- By swapping the contracts?
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Leon!
- You can't do good doing evil!
- Don't give me platitudes!
I've been saying them for 40 years in homilies.
God...
- You're so cynical!
- Pragmatic!
Kostus believed you so!
He trusted you!
- He loved you like a father!
- And I loved him!
I still love him!
But he disappointed me!
- He was too weak!
- You promised him the money!
You know it's not only...
about money!
The world is sick and evil!
People bathe in sin and immorality!
They worship false idols and slight the true God!
If we are to build an empire which will oppose it all... we can't leave its fate with an emotionally unstable lunatic.
- Kostus is not a lunatic!
- He is.
Just like his mother!
And the father too!
You know well that this isn't his fault.
I know.
I know.
As his uncle, who brought him up, I feel sorry for him.
But as the president of a radio station with a mission.
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I can do only one thing:
Cut him off, like dead weight.
Otherwise we will never take off.
Daddy!
Aren't you sleeping yet?
- Where's mum?
- Home at last!
Klara's here.
Why don't you answer your phone?
- It's gone dead.
- No problem at all.
Beautiful photos.
- What a happy family.
- Come here to us!
When they were little.
with dolls.
And this is Santa!
Will you really be on all road signs in Poland?
Yes.
Almost.
And you won't get a penny for it?
Your uncle's quite a son of a bitch.
True, he's got a great mind.
Like your Klara.
- Sorry I hit you.
- I got used to it.
- Did it help?
- For a while.
Good.
- Why did you film me?
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- I didn't.
Don't lie!
To hell with me if I'm lying!
Okay...
I believe you.
Pregnant?
What?
You said you love me and now she's pregnant?
- I don't know how.
- Ask your cock!
Luna, please...
- Don't be vulgar!
- Get out of my life!
- But, honey...
- Get lost!
Now!
Not my shit, Luna, please!
Luna, save the shit!
Not my shit.
I love you, Luna!
You really wanted to be in the film?
No.
Kiss me.
On the lips.
No way.
So you can beat me up?
I will if you don't.
I love you.
I know.
You are so beautiful.
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Nah.
Shit, no.
Find Luna immediately!
- Hello.
- I've been looking for you!
I'm with Kostek.
We've been practicing.
Great!
Tomorrow live in Plesica's studio.
We'll make a great show!
Will you tell Kostek?
- I will.
- Go back to practicing!
What did she say?
There'll be a great show.
- Starring you and me.
- I don't want any show.
Yes, you do.
Me too.
We'll get those who have hurt us.
All of them?
What was that?
The tape got tangled?
In your ass!
Fix it!
Sorry, TV makes one boorish.
All right there?
- I can't see our board.
- You will.
- We go live in 50 min!
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- We're late.
An hour.
Or two.
- But the pilgrimage!
- Yes!
It's a volcano.
Such is television.
Excuse me, I'm being called.
- What?
- No pass for the cake.
- You ordered it.
- Me?
That lady said so.
We're running late!
An hour or two.
- But they're entering Czestochowa!
- You've got to stop them!
Shit!
Stop them?
How?
- But we're almost there.
- Have her circle!
Circle until you get permission to land!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop there!
We're going back!
Here!
Sorry for my obnoxious behaviour.
But remember that it was all due to hormones.
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I love only you.
Do you hear me?
Maria?
- Teresa!
Wait!
- Leave me alone, Ryszard!
I only want to know where's Maria!
She's in bedlam.
Get off my back!
Luna, say something, please.
Fuck off!
You know who this is?
- Yes.
- You don't know.
Your son.
SLOW DOWN!
I've wanted to tell you for the last 33 years.
I've seen Ryszard!
Why's he here?
I've no idea.
Quick, make-up and to the studio.
We're going on the air!
- We were to be late.
- We're running early!
This is live TV:
A volcano, a geyser!
I have to go.
Call Kajetan!
I have to obey the rules!
Only family members!
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- To hell with the rules!
- Watch out, don't be aggressive.
What about piles of dead presidents?
VECTOR OF TRUTH
Hello, today we'll talk about road safety.
My guest is Fater Leon Wodzien, the creator and editor of.
Always a Virgin Radio.
We'll get back to the safety matters, now let's change the subject.
1-2-3 start!
An unusual pilgrimage...
Shit, it was our turn now!
- Sadly, in its course...
- Bastard!
The number of pilgrims has decreased.
Mainly due to the bad road condition.
They are difficult to ride on.
Czestochowa's on the line.
Hello!
Father Kajetan?
Do you hear me, Father?
The last three metres!
I'm moved!
I'm deeply moved!
Sorry.
- Shit, Norbert, the fun is over!
- Put the mike aside!
Now!
Pardon?
Don't you dare enter with the cake!
I see Czestochowa has fallen!
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Let's get back to the roads!
Dad's weird today.
This is the sign which will appear everywhere in Poland.
We believe that with God's help they will.
- increase road safety...
- Now back to Czestochowa.
Father Kajetan!
Tired but smiling!
Exhausted but happy!
The boldest of the bold is finishing.
...the virgins' thanksgiving pilgrimage to the Poles' favourite sanctuary!
First impression?
It was amazing!
May I say something?
Sure!
I'm not a virgin.
I've done it out of love.
For my husband.
We haven't been getting on lately and...
I know he thought I didn't love him any more.
But it isn't true!
I love you, Szymek!
And my love is as great as this fucking effort!
Norbert, do something!
The cake!
Get the cake!
Geyser, volcano!
Such is live TV!
After this touching love testimony let's switch gears.
Well, not really, as we're still in the vicious circle of love!
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A difficult and controversial love, but.
Cupid has many faces!
Next week, on this show, we'll present an innovative venture.
Here at last.
The first Polish feminist erotic movie!
In a bit, the nucleus a first taste of the topic!
The leading actors!
We got married!
Will you bless us...
Uncle?
My name is Konstanty Chmurski and I'm in a feminist porno.
And it's me on the posters lining every road in Poland!
But I also agreed to play the role of Jesus asked by Leon Wodzien, director of Always a Virgin Radio, and my uncle!
It is not true!
It's not true, as I don't know this man!
Do something!
You bitch, how could you marry someone else?
- Kick him out!
- Leave me alone!
Don't touch me, you...
white tick!
I loved you so much!
I loved you so much!
I still love you, Luna!
I could hardly marry a married man!
You don't know love!
You deceived me and your family for 3 years!
You don't love anyone.
Except maybe the fake shit collection.
...you brought to me after your wife threw it away!
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Let's go for a walk.
Mum!
It's all a conspiracy of liberals and Satan!
I repeat:
I don't know this man!
- I don't know him!
- Don't lie, Leon!
Teresa!
- Teresa, calm down!
- I'm fed up with these lies!
Teresa Wodzien!
My name is Teresa Wodzien!
I'm the sister of this priest, and Jesus here is his nephew, the son of my sister Maria.
Our son!
- He's nice, isn't he?
- This man's crazy.
- Which camera do I speak to?
- This one.
Maria!
Maria, if you can hear me:
It's all my fault!
I was scheming against Ryszard.
I forged his letter in which he dumped you.
I wanted you to be unhappy like me.
I destroyed your life.
I'm sorry!
I am a lesbian.
I'm a lesbian.
A den of iniquity!
I've fought it all my life, but...
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I can't anymore.
I am so full of love.
Full of love.
It's all a conspiracy of liberals and Satan!
Conspiracy...
of Satan and liberals.
Your meds, Mr Gebauer.
Mr Gebauer.
Your meds!
TWO WEEKS LATER
Are you OK?
Yes.
- Shall I make dinner?
- Yes, I'm starving.
You thought you could just escape?
- I don't want to talk, doctor.
- Then why don't you make me leave?
You may stay.
I don't care.
- Really?
- I'm not testing anything else.
But you never did.
It was just a placebo:
Water and some natural colouring.
Yes, Kostek.
The only purpose of my research was to test for.
...hereditariness of mental illness.
We both know that.
...everything that happened was only a figment.
...of your sick mind.
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- Not true!
- Denial won't change anything.
You can't escape from madness.
It'll never be over.
It'll go on.
It'll grow.
Until it devours your entire life.
Bullshit!
Along with the life of this naive girl.
I decide when to leave.
Kostek!
Kostek!
Kostek!
SLOW DOWN!
Don't do it again!
Don't you ever do it again, will you?
I must protect you from myself.
I love you and want to be with you!
But I'm a nutter, Luna.
I will always be.
If you're crazy, then what do you call the others?
ONE YEAR LATER
May I ask for your autograph?
Have you got it?
LOVE YOUR CHILD AS I LOVE YOU
One should be able to go back in time.
To where it all began.
You would be like a river flowing back to the source.
And start from the beginning, and this time everything would be right.
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I know, it doesn't work.
No river will everflow backwards.
But it would be nice.
Are you listening or not?
When I saw her picture I wondered if she would also like to start again.
Undo what she had done.
On the picture she looked as if it all was overfor her.
But it's not over.
Not for me.
Now I will go backwards, somehow.
THE DAYWILL COME
JOIN US!
NO TO GM MAIZE IN ALSACE
Don't forget the meeting with the mayor tomorrow evening.
- I sure won't!
Last time there was a problem, remember?
Hi everyone.
How are you doing?
- Hi Judith.
Yeah, hi Judith.
Looks like genetic engineering knows no bounds.
Here.
The copy forthe brochure.
DEMONSTRATION AGAINST GM MAIZE.
You'll be our cover girl.
Look!
Too dramatic for my taste.
Not at all.
We need some eye-candy.
I'm not eye-candy!
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Even on the other side of the Rhine.
Some German newspapers have reported on us.
- I have to go.
Tell me if you want to change something, okay?
Bye.
Rememberthe invoice.
- Okay.
Tell Jean-Marc that we'll pay as soon as possible.
- Okay.
Bye.
Hey, what's up?
Are you happy or are you sad?
Can you take that away, Mo?
If you insist...
Have you gone nuts?
You're a terror!
What did you say?
That you're a pest!
Do you want me to make filled pancakes?
With bacon?
Come on, Lucas.
Come on!
Get going
It was your choice.
Stop it, don't touch me!
Leave me alone!
Don't touch me!
I said don't touch me!
Drink your glass.
There...
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What does she want?
I'll play instead of him, okay?
I don't need that, thanks.
Do you know the game?
I know all the drinking games.
How many?
Three.
- Okay.
Captain Baff drinks...
- In France we say Captain Blum.
Captain Blum drinks forthe third time.
Go on, go on!
That's it.
Four, okay?
Four.
Stop!
That's enough, okay?
- Four.
Captain Blum drinks forthe fourth and last time.
Go, go, go, go, go!
Hey, where are you going?
Have you talked to your parents?
I've invited them overfor Sunday.
I won't play happy families all day, just so you know.
You say hello, and then we all eat together.
This is like Guantanamo.
I don't have any rights at all.
Don't talk nonsense, Francine.
- But it's true
You don't realise how spoilt you are.
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- She didn't mean it.
Then she shouldn't be talking like that.
- I'll say what I want!
But in German, you know the rules.
Could you please take off that cap, at least when we're eating?
Packaging makes 580.
580, which I had.
We shouldn't have bought the land.
There's no use in complaining now, Jean-Marc.
It's quite a stupid feeling, having to ask my parents for money at my age.
Can you understand that?
My family has owned this vineyard for generations.
And maybe it'll be me who loses it.
That won't happen.
Good evening.
I've had an accident.
I speak German.
- Thank God.
An animal jumped in front of my car...
Are you injured?
- No.
I wouldn't like to drive on now.
I saw a sign that you've rooms for rent.
Actually we don't, but wait a moment.
Did you tell her she could stay over night?
- Of course.
This damn bed and breakfast business!
We said we'd stop...
I'll do the rest myself, thanks.
Please fill in this form.
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Is there anything else you need?
No, thanks.
Good night.
Did you spend the night here?
- Yes.
Too much Captain Blum yesterday?
I had to dodge an animal.
Do you know what happened to my headlight?
I guess Judith's trying to repair it.
Judith?
- That's my mother.
Does all of this belong to you?
It's family property.
Sounds good.
Will you be staying?
I don't know yet.
I'm Lucas.
Mia.
Good morning.
Have you slept well?
Yes, thank you.
Coffee?
This is my daughter, Francine.
Hello.
- Who is she?
This is Madame Francke.
Mia's okay.
Shouldrt you be dressing for school?
Hurry up.
You really get on my nerves!
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I have a headache.
Can you write a letter of apology?
- No way!
Shall I take you to school?
That's out of the question.
Great!
I'll be back in a moment.
Can I stay for another day?
- No.
We really only let in summer.
Is she gone?
Our guest is playing taxi for our daughter.
Did she say what she wants here?
- I don't know.
You have to ask her, Chouchou...
WANTED TERRORISTS
Mrs Mueller?
Yes.
I've been looking foryou.
Because of my car.
What?
Yes.
Can you fix it?
Yes.
When?
- Anytime.
Good.
Is this from your children?
- Yes.
My motherthrew everything away.
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What brought you here?
The accident.
Of course.
- Yes.
The car won't take long.
You can leave soon.
I'm staying one more day.
- So?
Your husband said it's okay.
My husband said so?
Okay.
Yes?
Well then.
I'll be off then.
- Okay.
Anne?
This is Jutta.
Jutta Beermann.
Anne, I need your help.
Maybe I have to...
I may have to disappear.
I must know whetheryou'll help me.
I don't know whether I can take it one more time.
You will help me when it really counts, won't you?
Okay, okay.
But take care.
Right.
Thank you.
This is our Crémant.
It is a "Brut Millésime".
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The grapes are all from the same vintage.
It's won us a few prizes.
- Thanks, I've had enough.
Any plans for later?
- No.
Where has your mother gone?
She's probably with her action group.
Wish she'd stay away until Christmas.
That way you won't be able to leave.
Hey, are you flirting with me?
It could be colder.
- I'm too old foryou.
Who says so?
The age police?
- I say so.
Do you have her number?
Please.
Will you give me another kiss?
What makes today so damn different from yesterday?
No.
- Stop it.
Okay
No, no, no!
Stop, stop!
No.
Come on!
Stop it!
What's wrong with you?
Nothing.
Where have you been?
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Why?
And what do you look like anyway?
Lucas!
- Leave me alone!
Mrs Francke, I would like to invite you for dinnerthis evening.
Around eight o'clock?
Lucas, go and get your sister!
Francine, move your ass and come down!
Which of you plays the piano?
- My wife.
Fartoo rarely, though.
Are you coming?
Enjoy your meal.
- Cheers!
Do you like my wine?
Thank you.
Where were you this afternoon?
I was with the action group.
A new report will be out soon.
If we're lucky we can prevent the sowing.
That stuff is out there anyway.
- But we can prevent it on our doorstep.
Sooner or laterthe maize will be grown here anyway.
We'll see.
There was once a slogan:
Be realistic - attempt the impossible!
Nonsense!
- This is not nonsense.
Do you come from Essen itself?
- I was raised in southern Germany.
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And you?
Do you have relatives in Germany?
- Oh, no!
I have enough with these.
- Francine!
- They're all dead.
Died in a car accident.
Bang!
Just imagine... the windows covered in blood...
- That's enough now.
In a car accident.
And you don't have any friends either?
Friendships tend to fade with the years.
- The food's delicious.
To me, at least.
Thanks.
Mom, when should I run for covertomorrow?
What?
- Grandpa and Grandma.
I won't be hanging around here all Sunday.
Francine, stop griping about everything!
They're your grandparents, not a biblical plague.
I don't give a damn!
It isn't your Saturday that'll be ruined.
Are you still annoyed?
You're quite a rascal, you know?
How did you find me?
The picture in the newspaper.
Why didn't you say who you are?
You never say who you are either!
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Or does anyone here know who you are?
What do you expect me to do?
- Nothing.
What do you mean, nothing?
- I don't expect anything from you.
Then why are you here?
You ask me why I'm here?
You look like yourfather.
- You're pathetic!
But it's true.
Okay, ask me!
Ask me, ask!
Why did you give me away, how could you do that?
That's what you want to know, right?
Okay, so you don't want to know.
Then tell me how to handle this.
Were you ever interested in how I handled it?
You didn't tell anybody about me, correct?
I don't exist.
So - you just closed the door, and that was it.
As with everything else.
You think it was that easy?
- Oh no?
You're not fair!
Me, I'm not fair?
Me?
You sitting in your shitty wine-princess idyll, calling me unfair?
Why do you believe this is an idyll?
Well, it's not!
Compared to the prison you'll be locked up in it is.
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Prison?
You want to send me to jail?
I'm not going to jail for something that happened 30 years ago.
That's ridiculous.
Is that what you came for?
That's completely crazy.
It's absurd.
Alice, I understand that you're upset...
- Shut up!
Don't get impudent!
- You are impudent.
You!
You...
Your whole life is one complete effrontery.
But this isn't just about me, it's also about my family.
Get lost!
This is my house!
Mia, what are you doing?
Stop it!
Stop it, what are you up to?
My name isn't Mia.
My name is Alice Rybka.
And that one... gave birth to me.
Leave us alone.
Please!
Sorry, but...
No arguments.
- Dad, I have a right to know.
My father, what did he die of?
Car accident.
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He was on his way to Nepal.
One of his friends fell asleep at the wheel.
Somewhere in Anatolia.
Car accident, sure.
What else.
Do you have a picture of him?
What about you?
What do you do?
Are you doing well?
- Why should it botheryou now?
Because you're here now.
Nothing special.
What does that mean, nothing special?
- I do nothing special.
Do you have a husband, a boyfriend?
- Cut it out, okay?
Did you have a good family?
They did the best they could.
What they feared most was that I could become like you.
When did you learn the truth about me?
When I was thirteen.
How?
Dad said you left your child for a delusion.
- It wasrt a delusion.
You still haven't understood a thing.
- But you know everything?
I know that you shot somebody dead and gave away your child.
I didn't shoot anybody dead!
You're a coward, Jutta.
You're so damn smug!
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What's going on here?
Go to bed.
Tell them the truth.
Before I do it.
You should have told me... some time.
Why didn't you tell me about your daughter?
I thought I knew everything about your past...
I don't understand you.
I'm really, really sorry.
TERRORIST JUTTA BEERMANN
URGENTLYWANTED
What are you doing here?
You smell of booze.
Didrt you kiss me because we are... siblings, kind of?
Wanna go for a ride, little brother?
What's going on here?
It's all deserted.
We told them we were coming.
I'll take a look in the kitchen.
Anybody home?
So it's you making all that noise?
What a surprise!
I was expecting you a bit later.
You must have driven fast.
You didn't shoo Mum out of bed at 4 in the morning, did you?
I know you!
You look great.
I'm pleased to see you Father.
Don't run away.
- My boy!
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Judith!
For a moment we really thought nobody was here.
What a fun idea.
Hello Dad.
Are you okay?
Hello Judith.
- How are you doing, Mum?
We almost stayed home.
Your dad can hardly sit due to his spinal disc.
We know that, Mum.
And the kids?
- Still asleep.
At this hour?
Come and see.
Thanks.
How nice.
Thanks.
- They're especially foryou.
And here's an apple pie.
The kind Lucas likes so much.
- Thanks, Mum, that's so nice.
And where have you left your cane?
- I don't need a cane!
He's standing straight
- I want to taste the 2005 Crémant.
You were so enthusiastic about this grape fertilizer.
I still believe it's a total waste.
You want to try it now?
- Sure!
No!
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- It's good forthe heart.
- Well, okay then.
Judith, you look like you could need one too
- I have to prepare the rabbit.
Give me your arm.
Who does that damaged car belong to?
To a guest.
Will you have a glass?
It's good foryou too.
Yes, I'd like that very much.
When did you intend to tell us?
I wanted to tell you.
- Never?
Are there some more sisters out there?
- Cool down, okay?
Maybe you can play four-handed with her.
Where are you going?
- To Claudine.
I'd preferto fly to the moon.
- At least say hello to them.
Have you told them?
Alice?
Alice...
What are we gonna do now?
Tell me, what are we gonna do, Alice?
You tell yourfamily what you've done.
Then we go to the police.
You're so self-righteous!
- Because I can't cope with your lies!
And why haven't you reported me yet?
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I want you to do it!
Who gives you the right to play judge?
Talk to me.
How did you get here, anyway?
I needed money.
So I worked on the wine harvest.
I didn't need any papers forthat.
What a nerve!
20 miles from the German border!
I won't do it.
Do you understand?
I can't!
What about my car?
- I asked you something.
- So did I!
What shall I do, Alice?
Tell me, what shall I do?
Don't you believe that I'm sorry for all of this?
- What are you sorry for?
What happened to you?
Here, deep down, it hurts!
What should I have done?
I couldn't have gone underground with you.
With a child you can be blackmailed!
That's what we believed in.
We were like hunted animals.
Nobody can imagine how it was in those days!
Why didn't you opt out?
Why?
- You liked it, didn't you?
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Would that have been good foryou?
I would have gone to jail.
I would have known my mother.
Come on, open up!
Open the door.
Open the door, Nini!
Judith!
Why isn't she cooking?
They didn't experience the war!
To the Crémant!
Cheers.
I'll go and get her.
What happened to you?
Alice, was wrong.
It cannot be atoned for.
But don't destroy my family because of that!
When Judith came here...
- Her name is Jutta.
To me she's Judith!
And if she hadrt come to this vineyard, at a time when I was doing badly...
She kept everything together.
- You only talk about yourself.
So do you.
Do you really want to denunciate your mother?
She's made a bad mistake, sure.
But she's a decent person.
What is this?
Ask your decent person who shot this man.
He was 36 years old.
He had a wife and a little daughter.
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Spending 4 or 5 years in jail is a joke compared to what they had to go through.
I don't care what she has or hasn't done.
In France... we have what we call the rule of the second chance.
Everybody deserves that.
Everybody.
But there isn't a second chance for my childhood, right?
This wine is still too young to tell...
You look as if you've seen a ghost.
Judith, where are the laurels?
Judith, the laurels!
Jean-Marc, is it really that serious with your debts?
Yes, it is.
Okay, let's empty our glasses and take a little walk.
I have to prepare the meal.
- But I can do that, Judith.
Judith.
- Okay.
Good work, big boy, well done.
The weather should be fine this year.
Listen, I've worked it out.
Let me tell you how we'll do it.
I'll give you the money.
It's your heritage.
That way you don't have to go begging to the banks.
I can help you out this time... but what if things go wrong again?
But what could go wrong?
The new land will pay for itself within three years.
Just a moment, Dad.
What have you hung up in the vines?
More of that organic-stuff?
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I'll kill her.
Come and eat with us.
Why?
Because you belong to us.
At last!
I was starting to worry the food would go cold.
Go and get the rabbit, I kept it warm.
I'm as hungry as a wolf.
Serve the wine, Jean-Marc.
- Thanks for cooking.
Careful, it's hot.
It smells good.
I'm a good cook.
- Yes, when you're in a good mood.
Francine won't eat with us.
- It's not for Francine, it's for Alice.
The plates.
- Yes.
Do you know where we're going this summer?
To Egypt, fortwo weeks.
- Right.
We'll be travelling down the Nile and back up again.
- Right.
She wants to see me dead.
She knows I can't stand the heat.
Judith.
- Yes.
Hello everybody.
Hello.
Alice, isn't it?
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Lucas told us you were invited.
I hope you like rabbit fricassee.
What are you doing here?
What kind of a question is that?
I invited her.
And stop talking to her like that.
Can I have some wine?
Why is there so little meat today?
It's Sunday today!
There's enough for everyone.
To a very special meal.
Right, Madame Mueller?
Yes.
Cheers.
Cheers.
- Cheers.
Where's Francine?
Why isn't she eating with us?
She's visiting a friend.
- Anyway, she should have said hello to her grandparents.
Do you have children, too?
A pretty young woman like you?
Pretty isn't enough.
You have to get it right when you have children.
You Germans with your perfectionism.
No wonderyou're close to extinction.
Too many people don't care about their children after giving birth.
But why isn't there enough meat today?
- Because the rabbit only had this...
Sometimes you just have no choice.
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Sometimes conditions force you to suppress your personal interests.
That sounds like a crappy party campaign.
Where would we be if people had always only pursued their private happiness?
No revolution would have happened.
No wars of liberation, democracy or civil rights, nothing would have developed, nothing would ever have changed.
Why are you talking German?
My German is very poor.
- You understand everything, Dad.
That's pie in the sky bullshit...
- You haven't a clue.
Your grandpa fought in the Résistance while your grandma was pregnant.
Still, your grandpa fought the Germans and their collaborators.
Because he was convinced he was doing the right thing.
Werert you proud to tell yourfriends that grandpa fought in the Résistance?
He cared about everyone, not just himself.
He thinks it's unimportant, doesn't he?
Your generation is damn spoilt.
You're so used to getting what you want.
But to stand up for a cause, to move your asses, you don't know about that anymore.
Keep quiet, have fun.
That's all that counts.
Can anyone tell me what you're talking about?
As if resistance and terrorism had one thing in common.
It's easy to judge things from how they ended.
You make it easy foryourself!
Fighting forthe poor while letting your own kid go to the dogs, is sick.
She's right.
That's completely sick.
Who went to the dogs here?
You?
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- Go on, tell her.
What is it you want?
- Come on, stand up!
It's time to tell...
Get out of here!
Damn!
Why didn't you just say that she's your mother?
- It's up to herto say it.
Her.
Is she right?
The picture with the dead man.
Is she right?
Did you shoot him?
What's this about?
- I want to know, Judith!
You know already.
No.
It seems that I know only half the story.
Did you shoot this man?
Why is it so damn important to you?
Does that make me somebody else?
...Judith.
Kiss my ass!
Stop here!
Francine?
Francine?
She's all cold.
We have to carry her inside.
God, how much has she drunk?
One bottle, at least.
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Great!
- Don't blame me.
I'm not the reason she got drunk.
Join me.
I can even rememberthe dog.
I got him from the pet shelter myself.
The others said I was crazy.
I convinced yourfatherthat I could see you.
And film you.
I was already illegal.
But I wanted to have something to rememberyou by.
The robbery was three days later, and I knew I would never see you again.
But why give me to complete strangers?
And not to the grandparents?
They were everything I hated.
They were reactionary squares.
To me they would have been my family.
- Family.
In those days family was the incarnation of everything that made you sick.
Do you know what it's like not to know where you come from or who you are?
You face the...
You face the mirror and you don't know who you look like.
Whose eyes you have or where yourtalent for singing comes from.
You are nothing.
That's you, nothing.
Yourfather knew that I would either go to jail or stay underground.
Don't blame him!
Still, he took this trip and left you with friends.
Don't blame him!
- But why am I alone to blame?
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He's dead!
But you had the chance to make things better.
No.
- Yes.
- No!
Yes!
You always have a choice!
The ideal family here and the skeletons in the cupboard.
How can you live like that?
You think it's all my fault, right?
Everything that goes wrong in your life.
But I'm not to blame for everything.
That's too much.
I can't take it anymore!
Do you understand?
Alice, stop it!
Isn't it enough?
Stop it!
Stop hooting.
Where did you find those?
Have you gone through my bag?
Lucas.
You left them lying around here.
You wanted to show us anyhow, right?
What do you want?
Why've you brought it all the way here?
I thought you might not believe me otherwise.
I don't want to know all this.
- Then forget about it!
Mum?
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What do you want to know?
What happened.
I don't remember.
Don't tell me that!
It's too long ago.
All of us fired shots.
I don't know if it was my bullet.
Where's my cap?
My cap?
What's going on here?
Do you want some breakfast?
- Yes.
Who's that?
That's me.
What have you done?
I...
- She robbed a bank.
A bank?
Mum?
Cool!
Inside the bank...
We were ready to go, we'd packed the money.
We were just about to leave when this man showed up... with a little dog.
Afunny little black and white dog.
The man had a shock when he saw us, guns and masks and all.
So he let go of the leash.
The dog jumped at me.
The man went after him to hold it back.
I thought it was an attack.
I pulled the trigger.
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I shot the man.
It's the right thing to do.
Tell me it's the right thing to do.
If you think so.
Mum...
Francine.
Let her go, if that's what she wants.
Mum!
Mum!
Let's go, please let's go.
Please let's go.
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF GERMANY
Stop... stop!
Stop.
Please.
How do I look?
Beautiful.
I'll drive you... whereveryou want to go.
What will you do now?
I'm going home.
Yes.
for rutracker.org
Yan!
We're here.
Get off
This way
Chi-an.
He's here.
You're Cheung Wai-Ming, right?
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Welcome to New Life Center
Everyone who passes through these doors is a new being in Christ
Really
I am Chi-an.
I'm in charge here
I hope you will take this chance to rehabilitate
Let me take care of some paperwork first
Keung, take the new brother in to get changed
Follow me
Change into this
Come on
Your underwear too
Don't we need to have rectal examination?
We're Christians, we don't do that
Put on this disposable underwear
What's your name?
Ming
I'm Keung.
I'll be taking care of you.
If there's anything you don't understand or if you need anything let me know
Okay
- Are you hungry?
- No
It's a long time to go before dinner.
You'd better eat something.
Come, I'll make you some instant noodles This is new boy privilege
Thank you
How about you?
I'm not hungry
What are you in for?
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What do you mean?
What did you do to get in here?
Drugs, of course.
What did you expect?
That I got in here for speeding?
Be careful with my hair.
You know how to cut hair?
Not really
You were a hairdresser before?
I learnt it in jail
We have to say grace first
Thank you Jesus for this wonderful food
And for giving us the chance to live together and share in your salvation
Amen
This tastes worse than my wife's cooking
Did you forget the salt?
Why don't you do the cooking tomorrow?
You're Ming, right?
Are you settling down okay?
Okay
What did you do before?
I was in sales
Can I help you?
I want to try this on
- What waist size are you?
- 31 inches
What do you think?
- I'll take it.
I want to alter the length.
- Sure
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41 inches
Keep this receipt with you
"I get off at 7pm"
What's your name?
Call me Yan
Your family isn't home?
My mom's playing mah-jong
Fai, can you share with us?
When I got out last time I was determined to quit
But when I saw my friends again I couldn't resist and went back to drugs
The most difficult thing to resist is not the physical craving but the mental one
I take it because I feel bored
Now that you know Jesus you have him for company whenever you feel lonely
How about you, Ming Why did you choose drugs?
I don't know
Have you thought about how you can stay off drugs in the future?
Not really
Then I suggest you give this serious thought in the next few months
Let's pray for Jesus to give us strength to resist drugs' temptation
We ask this in the name of Jesus Christ
What are you following me for?
I'm just going to pee
Our rules says new boys have to be supervised 24 hours a day
Why, you're afraid I'm going to run away?
We're in the middle of nowhere, where can you go?
A lot of brothers come to get off heroin when they withdraw they're capable of anything so they need someone to look after them.
I don't suffer withdrawals
I know, Chi-an said you're into Ecstacy and ketamine
That's right
That's no big deal
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I know.
So why are you still following me?
I told you, it's the rules
I won't look at you, ok?
Keung, what does it feel like to be on heroin?
Wonderful.
You're floating on a cloud, nothing touches you
Sounds great
But then you come back down with a crash
Can't sleep?
Let me pray for you
No need, really
Just close your eyes Leave me alone
I want to try this on
I thought I'd never see you again
I'm sorry about what happened to your mom...
It's in the past, don't mention it again
I've moved to a new apartment
I have a roommate now He's also gay
So when are you gonna invite me to your new home?
- Leaving already?
- Yes
Why don't you stay the night?
No, I have to check on my dad
Quite a crowd
They're all Cyrus' friends
This is your friend?
I know, you're Yan.
I'm Ming's roommate
My name is Cyrus
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I should be leaving now
So soon?
Why don't you stay and party with us?
- Maybe next time
- Let me see you out
I want to introduce you to a friend
- This is Wilfred
- Sit down
- How old are you?
- 22
- Was that your boyfriend?
- Kind of
- You're quite good looking
- Of course he is
I'll go and get a drink
- Haven't seen him before
- Yes, he just moved in
Kinda cute, isn't he?
Remember me?
I'm Wilfred
- What a coincidence
- Actually Cyrus told me you work here
I came especially to see you
- What time do you get off work?
- About now
Let's go to dinner together
I almost forgot, I got this for you this afternoon
Don't be nervous.
No strings attached
You're shy, you're not a virgin, are you?
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Of course not
Guess what?
I was a virgin till I was 27
Look at me now, I'm old and flabby
I have no future as a gay man
But I have one thing:
Money
Don't get me wrong, I not the sort who thinks money can buy everything
I know it only buys very little but I'm satisfied with that little bit
Open it
What are you thinking?
This is the first time I've slept with someone for money
What does it feel like?
Not much different than normal
You're a nice person.
I would have done it for free
Really?
You're so sweet
Why are you guys so lifeless?
We've been working all day, that's why
No problem let's pray for God to energize us
We only just prayed this morning
Let's pray in tongues
I'm warning you
Don't mess with Chi-an
I'm not afraid of him
He's one to bear grudges
I'm not exactly the easy going type either
Somebody might see us
That hurts
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Don't ever leave me
Open that can for me
- Try some
- No!
Tastes great
Yan, why don't we move in together?
Maybe later
Don't you want to?
It's not that
But who's gonna take care of my father?
Ok, forget it, then
Ming, I don't mean it that way
Don't be like that
Wipe your mouth
I'm off to work
Sure, go ahead
What's up with this?
Don't worry, you just have to watch
Just watch?
Well you can applaud if you think we're doing well
You're not swimming?
The water is too cold
Are you kidding?
You're ok?
Fine
You've lost weight recently
I wanna to ask you-if one day I don't look like the way I do now would you still like me?
What are you talking about?
Like, if I broke my nose or if I'd lost all my teeth, like this
That's ridiculous
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Why would you lose your teeth?
Have you found a job yet?
I'm still looking.
You're ok with money?
At least I don't need to borrow from you
That's not what I meant
If you need anything just tell me
I'm fine, I can take care of myself
This is Room 103
Call an ambulance, make it quick!
How are you?
Isn't this pretty?
Quite elegant
- Like me?
- If you say so
You ought to be more careful
I was fine, Jason panicked
Has Yan been here?
You didn't tell him, did you?
Being hospitalized is a big deal of course I'd tell your boyfriend
You big-mouth
Hi, Yan
Are you okay?
What happened?
I ate something bad
Told you not to mix Viagra with poppers but you don't listen...
What did he say?
Enough, Cyrus, please leave
Ok, I'm sure you guys have a lot to talk about
What did he mean?
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Yan, I have something to tell you
What do you want me to say?
Say what you want.
Why did you keep it a secret from me?
'Cause I knew you'd react this way
So it's my fault?
Is it the money?
If you need cash you can let me know
I'd lent it to you
I suppose you'd find it more touching if I'd said I'm doing this to pay for my mom's operation?
There are so many jobs out there, why do you have to do this?
It's just a job
It's just a job, it's no different from being a salesperson
You've just told me you're a prostitute
How'd you expect me to react?
Be supportive?
Why can't you accept me?
I sleep with the clients but I won't fall in love with them
Sorry, I can't accept it
He's back
Get ready
You made it
What a great shirt Of course
Let's eat
We're all like radios
God speaks to us all the time we just have to set the dial to the right channel to hear him
But you may ask, how do I know I'm listening to the voice of God?
How do I know the voice inside my head is not just me talking to myself or perhaps even the voice of the devil?
Let me tell you, the devil only tells you what you want to hear
If you hear voices that tell you to go out and party and take drugs then it's most likely the devil's voice
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God tells us things we don't want to hear
Let's worship, and pray that God will show us how to listen to his voice
Open our eyes o Lord
Lift our ears to hear you
We desire to do your will God
And as we go in your name we bring healing and proclaim that the kingdom of our God is near
O lord come empower you church we will be obedient to your call let your kingdom come let your will be done...
Keung
What's up?
I'm hungry, make me some noodles
Didn't you eat enough a dinner?
Please
You're not allowed to smoke here
Haven't had one in a while just pretend you didn't see it
If you live here you ought to follow the rules
Just let me finish this
Chi-an is here
What are you doing here?
It's past midnight
Ming is hungry So I'm making him noodles
Have you been smoking?
No
Let me see your hands
Step aside!
Ming has only just been here a while
How can you ask him to burn rocks?
He can't take it
Please leave my office if you can't speak to me calmly
Fine, now I'm calm
I've seen plenty of youths like him
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If you let him off easy he'll just get worse
The centre has its rules he needs to learn to follow them or else face the consequences
Ok, fine, I'll go up and help him
Wait, I haven't finished yet
This is his first offence and he has been punished enough
Go up to the hills and tell him he can come down now
Chi-an said you can go back
Fine, I'll help you
How much longer do you have to be here?
I came voluntarily, I can leave whenever I want
You actually want to be here?
Why?
I promised my mom
My father left us when we were young
My mom had to work two jobs to raise the whole family
I started hanging out with the wrong crowd when I was 11 or 12
Then I started taking heroin in all these years the only thing I ever brought my mom was trouble
So I wanted to something for her
How come I haven't seen your mom visit you in all this time?
She died last year, liver cancer
- Do well, baby.
Warning, last team to check in may be eliminated.
If Brian finds one, I'm gonna freak out.
- Matt and his dad are here.
- Seriously.
- Okay, Gary is doing it.
- You got it.
Find the flag, dad.
Come on, please.
Please, be in here.
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I didn't think it would be this frustrating.
- Come on!
- Shut up, Dan!
Shut up!
Why I can't just find one of the flags?
I've been here for two hours.
- Sam, come on!
- Stop, Dan.
Stop!
Oh, my gosh.
I'm gonna kill my brother!
- You all right, baby?
- No, I can't do this anymore.
Oh, my god!
Cheer up, girl!
This is the hardest thing I've ever done.
Just breathe.
Collect yourself.
Do that one in front of you.
Right in front of you.
Get some strength back, baby.
You're doing great!
Sucks that the other teams just got here.
We've been here for ever.
- Sam, keep pushing over there!
- Shut up!
- Stop talking!
- Oh, my god.
You're such an ass.
What do you think I'm doing?
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Daniel, it's harder that it looks.
I know, he's done about 17 of them.
Sam is still going trough.
He told me to just shut up, so I'm just not talking.
It was like an epiphany, like a realization.
Why am I making such of big deal about this?
I was yelling at him over.
Probably I should've shut my mouth from the very beginning.
- Good job.
- Come on, dad.
You got this.
It feel great we're all caught up.
There's already bales done.
This gives up better odds.
Roll it out, babe.
Please let it be us next.
Come on, come on, come on.
They're going faster over there.
Of course they're.
They haven't been doing this for an hour and a half.
Please, please, please.
There you go, Meghan.
That's the one.
In the past season, someone was here for eight hours.
Come on.
It's going to be in that, baby.
How have I done this many bale of hays and not found a freaking flag?
Come on, baby.
You got this, dad!
- Come on, let's be there.
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- Just relax.
Search that one good, baby.
I found it.
Let me go surprise Cheyne.
Babe, I can't do it anymore.
I can't--
- I can't do it anymore.
- Come here.
Let's go.
You've got to be kidding me!
Meghan got it!
Damn it.
Yeah, girl.
Oh, my god, Meghan.
I love so much.
- Oh, my god.
- Meghan and Cheyne you're team number two.
- Thank you.
- It's all her.
I was so overwhelmed with pride that that was my girlfriend.
She's such a strong woman.
I'm so happy that she's my partner in this.
I'm so happy that she's my partner for life.
- Where are you?
- You got it dad!
my dad is doing great.
I mean, he looks a little tired, but he's worked through hay most of his life.
Come on, baby.
You got it.
Please, let us get the next one.
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Come on, please have one in here.
Come on, baby.
Be good today.
- It's all right, Sam.
- Oh, god, please.
Yes!
Oh, my god!
Are you serious?
I'm never going to find one.
- Brian and Ericka
- Yes?
- You're team number three.
- Yes!
I could not ask for a better wife.
She encourages me and lifts me up.
So prouf of her.
- Good job.
- I'm just exhausted.
I know.
I feel so bad for you.
We're the longest than everyone.
One million dollars, right?
One million dollars.
Come on, baby.
- What about up here, dad?
- Okay.
Take a break.
It's all right.
You got this, dad!
Come on!
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Go, go!
All right.
Brake is over.
Do that one right there.
You got it, bud.
Keep going, man!
Come on, where are you?
Come on, dad.
Good job, bud.
Come on, man.
Don't give up.
Come on, dad.
You got this.
Roll it out.
Okay, you've got to start moving fast now.
Up and over.
Up and over.
Keep pushing.
Fast, dad.
Come on!
Let's go!
Come on, Sam.
Keep rolling
Come on.
Find the flag, dad
Keep pushing it, Sam.
Thank the lord.
Oh, my god!
Shut up!
Shut up!
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Oh, my god.
- Are you okay?
Don't you?
- No.
- Okay, I know.
- I'm fine.
I was lliterally
- exhausted.
- I know.
I feel horrible.
I'll race ya.
I'll race ya.
- That's not a good sign.
- No.
Not our day.
Sam y Dan, you're team number four.
You're still in this race.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
That was like a replay of season six.
It was the most exhausting thing I've ever done in my entire life.
Dan, why are you so upset?
I would not have even cared, if we would've got out.
I was being such a jerk yelling at him.
There's no reason to do that.
You worked so hard.
I didn't ever care anymore.
I just wanted him to be okay.
I'm just not proud of myself today.
Dan may be tough on me.
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He might be disappointing himself but it's just because he's such a passionate guy.
I think today it was a big reminder to us that we're here not just for the million, but to really spend some great time together and to get to know each other better.
I mean, yeah.
We're not going to be angels to each other from here and out but our brotherly bound is stronger that the argument.
You got this, dad.
I kept rolling, and kept rolling and kept rolling.
If you give up, you know, you're giving up on the race and it's not in me.
I got more driven than that.
I grew up doing hard work.
And I've got a pretty strong work ethic.
Pretty strong?
- Getting tired of watching me yet?
- No.
Seeing him roll bale, after bale, after bale...
I just wanted to do something, and I'm sitting there helpless.
Come on, dad!
You got it, you got it.
Son of a bitch.
Yeah!
Let's go, buddy.
- Welcome to Sweden.
- Thank you.
Gary and Matt you're the last team to arrive.
I'm sorry to tell you that the next leg of the race is going to be a tough one.
The good news is this a non-elimination leg.
You're still in the race.
Now I do have some bad news.
Sometime in the next leg of the race there will be a speed bump.
A speed bump is a task that only you have to complete.
You've got to complete it as fast as you possibly can.
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And right now time is not on your side.
Matt, what do you have to say for your dad?
My dad is Superman.
I mean...
He just stuck in there and he did it.
This guy never gives up.
We're still racing right now.
We're going to continue racing.
We're not gonna give up.
No, we're going to take it to the limit.
Transcript by Floppx Sync by Floppx and BladeGun
"Thanksgiving"
Thanksgiving around here is all about tradition, spending time with your family and being thankful for everything you have.
Of course, everyone has their favorite thing.
For Axl, it's my cranberry sauce.
For Mike, it's my mashed potatoes.
Sue and Brick love my home-made pie.
But what I love most is the warm, loving feeling I get from...
Saving up to 80% on the day after Thanksgiving--
Black Friday.
Okay, it's one week to Thanksgiving.
The mall opens at midnight, so we've got to be prepared.
Sue's on housewares, Axl's on sporting goods,
Brick can ferret through the crowd, so he's on electronics.
Then we'll all rally
- back at the escalator at 0100.
- Sir, yes, sir.
Oh, and when you invite your dad for Thanksgiving, can you ask him if he'll drop us off and then wait for us so we don't get stuck behind some slow driver looking for a spot?
Mike...
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- Can't you invite him this year?
- He's your dad.
He's such a pain!
He'll say he doesn't want to be a bother and drag it out until I end up begging him, like always.
Mike, someday that old pain in the ass won't be here anymore, and then you'll be begging to beg someone.
Fine, I'll ask him, but I'm not begging.
Can we go to the corn maze today?
Nothing says fall in the Midwest like a corn maze.
It's just about the most fun thing ever.
Oh, I am not dragging my butt through another corn maze.
- I just can't do it.
- But I've never been.
What are you talking about?
We've been a million times.
With Sue and Axl.
I never got to go.
I never get to go anywhere.
That's 'cause you're their least favorite.
Ironically, at the moment, Axl was my least favorite.
Okay, we'll find a time to take you, but today isn't it.
Hey, can I go snowmobiling with my friends on Thanksgiving?
No.
No, dude, I can't.
She just totally freaked out on me!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
We were square dancing in gym class, and this boy Brad Bottig kept asking me to dance all week, and then today on the third allemande left, he asked me to be his girlfriend!
Oh, my God!
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I have a boyfriend!
She's just a kid, Frankie.
I don't know if I like this.
Oh, this is just an innocent junior high thing.
- Don't you think we can trust her?
- It's the guy I don't trust.
I took square dancing for one reason--
It's a meat market.
60% off on a power sander for Mike, 100 barrettes for Sue at Claire's for $1,
2-for-1 cargo pants for Brick.
Look at me!
I'm trembling.
I think what I'm most looking forward to is watching home movies, singing around the piano.
My niece, who I haven't seen in 14 years is coming in.
I gotta get air mattresses just to host everyone!
Bob, Hometown Buffet called about your Thanksgiving reservation.
They want to know if you'd share a two-top with a widower.
- We eat at 6:00.
- Oh, thank you!
All right, team, bring it in.
Take a knee.
Sales are at an all-time low.
That is why I'm switching to a 365-day schedule, like that diner out on Route 7.
They do very well.
Wait, wait, wait.
Are you saying that we're working on Thanksgiving?
Mr. Ehlert, that is just wrong.
Well, so is taking the country away from a bunch of Indians, but aren't you glad we did?
Mr. Ehlert?
What now?
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Tampon machine empty?
N-no, actually, sir, I was wondering if I could possibly, in any way, have Thanksgiving off to spend with my family?
Okay, we're gonna play a little game called
"I be you, you be me."
"Mr. Ehlert,
"I know I'm the newest employee with the worst sales record,
"and even though I whine about equality for women
"in the workplace, can I have Thanksgiving off
"so I can hug my family all day long,
"even though two minutes ago, you said I had to work?"
Yes?
Okay, I'm me again.
No!
Please.
My family needs Thanksgiving, and I'm the mom.
I have to cook in the morning, and we eat in the afternoon.
Fine.
You can work the evening shift.
And if you're still here, you can work all day Christmas.
Christmas?
Thanksgiving?
This man's crazy.
Who the hell buys a car on Thanksgiving, anyway?
I know it sucks, but I'm not gonna let it ruin our day.
We'll eat earlier, then I'll go in to work, then I'll meet you and the kids at the mall at midnight.
And be sure to tell your dad about the time change.
- You haven't invited him yet.
- I will, woman.
Back off.
Mom, Dad?
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This is brad...
my boyfriend.
- Be cool.
- Yeah.
Hi, Brad!
Hi, you guys.
Oh my gosh, I'm super excited to finally meet my GF's P's.
"Girlfriend's parents." I looked it up later.
Well, we are so excited to meet you, too, Brad,
- aren't we, Mike?
- Yep.
So you--you, uh, like to...
square-dance, huh?
Oh, I just love square dancing.
Well, all types of dance, really, you know?
Ballet, tap, rhythmic.
O.M.G., is that vintage flannel?
No.
Just--just old.
And super cute.
Well, thanks.
We're gonna go get my "Flashdance" CD, and Brad's gonna show me some choreography he made up.
Well, he seems nice.
Very!
- Still worried?
- No.
You think we should say something to Sue?
No.
She'll figure it out eventually, or he will.
What?
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The Black Friday sale is earlier this year.
- What's earlier than midnight?
- 6:00 on Thanksgiving Day.
We have got to be there when the doors open!
Look, the first 100 customers get 20% off and a free soft pretzel.
All right.
Okay.
I'm just gonna have to go in and...
I'll ask Mr. Ehlert for a different shift.
I know it's against the rules, but... can Brad and I hang out in my room?
Sure.
Close the door if we're bothering you.
So Mike finally went to ask his dad to Thanksgiving, which sounds easier than it is, 'cause Big Mike's kind of a hoarder who doesn't like to leave his house.
Maybe 'cause he's got too much pride to accept an invitation,
Or maybe 'cause there's too much crap blocking the door.
I know you're home, Dad.
Montgomery Ward went out of business ten years ago.
It's good to know.
So Thanksgiving's coming up.
Is it, now?
Oh, well, the calendar says it's today.
Yeah, the calendar's four years old, Dad.
Oh.
Anyway, Frankie's putting together a nice dinner.
You should come.
I don't want to be a bother.
You're not a bother, Dad.
Well, don't go making turkey on my account.
We're making it anyway.
All of America is.
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If I come, you'll just have to get another chair out of the garage--
All that hassle...
Okay, Dad, we're eating at 4:00.
Come if you want.
Don't if you don't.
That's not much of an invite, is it?
Fortunately, not everyone's too proud to beg.
Sir, I just found out my Aunt Ginny needs emergency surgery on the night of Thanksgiving, so could I please switch to the afternoon shift so I can take her to the hospital?
Of course.
- Thank you, Mr. Ehlert.
- And you're working Easter.
Okay.
Got the new Thanksgiving schedule.
It's a little funky.
We're gonna have to eat dessert in the car on the way home, and there's one little patch midday where I'm gonna have to be in two places at the same time, but I think a test drive
or a long bathroom break will take care of it.
So, yeah, I think I pretty much nailed it.
I don't see the corn maze on here.
It's only open in the morning, then they're plowing it down.
Brick, I'm gonna teach you a little phrase that I think will come in very handy.
I call it, "Oh, well."
You know, we went to Disneyland once before you were born.
It was awesome.
Poor Brick.
He was the forgotten third child, but there was no way I could go back in to Mr. Ehlert, and he was just gonna have to understand that.
So now the kidney's coming in on an earlier flight, which means I need to switch to the morning shift so I can drive the kidney to the hospital.
It's an H.M.O.
Okay.
I did it.
It was hard, but I figured it out.
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I put the turkey in tonight.
We all set our alarms.
We eat dinner at dawn.
I'll work until 11:00, then we record the football game while we take Brick to the corn maze, come home, clean up, get to the mall, and for dessert, we split a dairy-free yogurt at the food court.
I have a coupon.
That sounds like the worst Thanksgiving ever.
It really does.
Can I go to Brad's instead?
I really should be with my boyfriend on Thanksgiving.
I really just care about the corn maze.
No.
Thanksgiving is about family.
We have Aunt Edie and Aunt Ginny coming over and Big Mike.
Uh, maybe.
Maybe?
Probably not.
I've asked you to do one thing--
Get your dad to come!
Do you people realize what I have gone through this week to make Thanksgiving happen?
And now you guys don't appreciate--
Oh, hey, that's my ride.
Hey.
I figured once my friends came to pick me up for snowmobiling, you'd be too embarrassed to say no.
You figured wrong.
No!
You know what?
You don't care, I don't care.
Thanksgiving...
Canceled.
Way to go, Brick.
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Where's the good smell?
Wait.
Did Mom really cancel Thanksgiving?
- Yeah.
She's at work.
- Well, who's gonna make the turkey?
Who's gonna bake the frozen pies?
Who's gonna open the can of cranberry sauce?
Not Mom.
Dude.
That sucks.
That's why we're gonna pick up the slack and pull Thanksgiving together for her.
That sounds hard.
It's not hard.
It's not hard at all.
Watch.
So what if we had no Thanksgiving?
Just another day, just another dinner.
Not like anyone cared anyway.
Guess who made yams with little marshmallows for Thanksgiving dinner?
Oh, my God.
I forgot to tell you.
I canceled that.
A phone call would have been nice.
Seven hours?
I'm gonna have to barbecue this thing.
While I do that,
I want you to take your brother to the corn maze.
Oh, God.
Do you just, like, stay up late trying to figure out ways to ruin my life?
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Yes.
Oh, hey, can I invite Brad over to help?
It's Thanksgiving.
Won't his parents miss him?
Oh, they're just so excited he has a girlfriend.
I could see that.
I wonder what our kids will look like.
Mm.
Depends what country you get 'em from, right?
Axl.
Wow.
Now I get why they say the corn's as high as an elephant's eye.
Elephant.
You know when I saw an elephant?
When Mom and Dad took us to Africa on that safari.
They did not.
Did, too.
I peed in the Nile.
'Sup?
Brick?
Brick?
Brick!
There we were, stuck working on Thanksgiving, waiting for customers who'd never come.
This is insane!
Nobody's gonna buy a car today.
Why are we even here?
Oh, my--I just want to go home, eat with my family, enjoy some holiday savings and a free hot pretzel.
That is my right as an American.
He can't take that away.
Frankie is right.
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We should say something to r.
Ehlert.
He can't say no to all of us.
Right?
- That's right.
- Let's do this.
Let's do it.
Mr. Ehlert?
We have something to say.
"We"?
I guess it's I. I have something to say.
It's Thanksgiving, Mr. Ehlert.
We're supposed to be with family, people we love, not people we sort of like because we work with them.
My wife left me.
Oh.
Brick?
Brick.
Hey, have you seen a little kid about...
This tall?
I lost my little brother, you know.
I lost my little brother in the corn maze in '53.
When the wind rustles the leaves,
I can still hear him calling.
Brick!
Now it all made sense.
Mr. Ehlert wanted to stay open on Thanksgiving 'cause he didn't want to face the holidays alone.
Sit with me, Frances.
Well, I-I did have a kidney to pick up, but, uh...
Okay.
Brick!
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Brick!
Brick!
Where are you?
Better find him before they start plowing'.
Can't see a little boy from high up on the corn chopper.
Brick!
Brick!
Brick!
Aunt Ginny and Aunt Edie are here.
Great.
Maybe they can help.
Aunt Ginny and Aunt Edie haven't been able to help since 1978.
Happy Thanksgiving!
It's my boyfriend!
I made you this centerpiece from the bounties of nature.
Oh, God.
You're so romantic.
P.S., Mr. Heck, there's a strange man parked in front of your house.
Hey, Dad.
What are you doing?
Just listening to the game.
You drove across town for that?
Reception's better over here.
Plus I heard someone threw a bread maker out in this neighborhood.
Well, as long as you're here, you might as well come in.
We're barbecuing a whole turkey.
I don't want to be a bother.
You're not a bother, Dad.
I want you to come in.
Please.
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I'm begging you.
Thanksgiving wouldn't be the same without you.
We wouldn't know what to do if you didn't come.
Yep, no stopping tradition.
Guess I can listen to this inside.
Brick!
Brick!
Hey!
Oh, my God!
Please help me find my brother!
- He's lost, and I'm so scared!
- Um, what's he wearing?
Uh, he's got, like, a green jacket and a yellow hat, and oh, my God, he's dressed like corn.
We are never gonna find him in here!
Hi.
Brick!
Oh, my God.
I'm never letting you out of my sight, okay?
Never, ever, ever, never, ever again, all right?
'Sup?
You know what, Frances?
Go home.
Go be with your perfect family.
Perfect?
My son wanted to leave me and spend Thanksgiving with his friends.
- No!
- Yeah.
And don't even get me started on my husband and his dad.
Ohh.
Grandpa Big Mike!
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- Boys!
- How was the corn maze?
- Axl hugged me.
- Oh, shut up, dweeb.
I love you.
I love you so much.
You know what, Mr. Ehlert?
I can c-call you that, right, mr.
Ehlert?
Mm.
I used to be scared of you.
I was.
But you're just a big, old teddy bear, right?
Marcy used to call me her teddy bear.
Damn shame she couldn't get over me working Thanksgiving.
Wait.
Hold on.
Are you kidding me?
I thought you were working today because your wife left you, but your wife left you because you're working today?
Kept saying, "You can't keep the dealership open!
Your only daughter's coming in from Hawaii."
She can't tell me what to do.
Oh, my God!
How dare you make me waste my Thanksgiving feeling sorry for you?
You don't deserve my sorry.
You know who deserves my sorry?
Me.
I'm going home.
And fire me, don't fire me,
I don't care.
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But if you're on the fence, don't fire me.
Thanks for the ride, Bob!
She's here.
Let's surprise her.
Surprise!
Ohh!
Happy Thanksgiving, honey.
They did care.
They are perfect.
Come sit down.
Sit down, sit down.
Oh, and this all looks so yummy.
- Hey.
Mm.
- Mm.
Frankie, you forgot your...
"Canceled dinner"?
God, this is like high school all over again.
Oh, no, Bob.
They surprised me...
My wonderful, sweet family.
I am so sorry I yelled at you.
- We're sorry, too, honey.
- We love you, Mom.
I love you, too.
I got extra yams in the car... with little marshmallows.
Here comes the gravy.
I'm--I'm gonna go cry in the toilet.
Mike, come hold my hair.
And that's the last thing I remembered.
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And though I didn't make it to the mall,
- I was there in spirit.
- Frankie?
Oh, what did I buy?
Power sander, 80% off.
Did we make the houseware sale on time?
We got the bacon press.
Good girl.
Thanksgiving's the time you appreciate your family the most.
But the one Thanksgiving I didn't spend with my family,
I appreciated them more than ever.
See, kids?
Let this be a lesson.
Drinking is not cool.
Mike, I told them I had the flu.
See, kids, lying is also not cool.
Honey, why don't we close this up just a little bit?
There you go.
We have company.
Okay.
Night, honey.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Having kids?
Estimate cost at least $2 million.
For that you can buy a decent apartment.
But you can't pay by monthly instalments.
Also the constant care in upbringing.
A toast for Cary - divorced and unemployed.
T o freedom and starting over anew.
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Cheers.
We're having a class reunion tonight,
Why are you two keeping to yourselves?
They are basking in amorous re-union.
It's more like spiritual coupling.
You're so vulgar, no wonder you're still single.
Madam, I'm sexually harassed.
Why harass you... when I can have my way with Ken.
He's the most eligible bachelor.
Do you have May's permission?
When Ken studied abroad, May entered the Police Academy.
They've called it quits.
The fact is,
May's my one true love.
May, Ken's levelling with you.
What's your response?
What about?
Ken's divorced and you are single now.
I'll be bridesmaid.
I'll be bestman.
I'll be flower child of course.
May, will you marry me.
Are you drunk?
Can't you see me?
You knocked my wine over.
Trying to bully me?
No compensation?
Think I'm scared of you?
What's up?
What's going on?
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