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14u1x5f | autistic_developer | Yo Mama So Heavy ... | ... that dark matter no longer consists of 26.8% of all mass-energy in the Lambda-CDM model of cosmology. | 1 | 0 | 5 | 2023-07-08T11:39:52 | 34 |
175enia | Imaginary_Chart774 | What did the horse say after it tripped? | Help! I’ve fallen off my horse and i can’t giddyup! | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2023-10-11T13:58:04 | 26 |
10sr3bv | LadybugAndChatNoir | Why can't you tell pirate jokes to kids? | Because they're all ARRRRR rated! | 23 | 3.135494 | 3 | 2023-02-03T18:15:25 | 19 |
1dt8waa | 9spaceking | Why was the trigonometry teacher so open to sharing a rent with his friend? | He already was familiar with the concept of cosign | 4 | 1.386294 | 6 | 2024-07-02T00:41:54 | 28 |
xt0u12 | bria9509 | Why are The Smashing Pumpkins afraid of the game Wordle? | Because the Wordle is a vampire | 4 | 1.386294 | 0 | 2022-10-01T17:16:05 | 21 |
1dqgknj | Ms_Kratos | Two friends are at a party, sitting by a table. | A woman approaches one of them, calls him "my dear" and kisses him.
His friend then asks, *"Let me guess... This is your new girlfriend?"*
The boy smiles, a little disconcerted, and nods.
Then another woman approaches him, calls him a scoundrel and slaps him.
His friend then asks, *"Let me guess... This is your... | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2024-06-28T10:36:34 | 98 |
1dl5y1r | Rupertredloh | Thanks for calling "Large Predator Animal Support" | Please hold the lion... Please hold the lion | 15 | 2.70805 | 4 | 2024-06-21T14:54:35 | 18 |
wgu7p3 | stillnotking | I saw on the news that ignorance and apathy are sweeping the country | I didn't know that, but I don't really care. | 98 | 4.584967 | 9 | 2022-08-05T12:27:47 | 27 |
zskr57 | gary6043 | Kids |
As we were putting out cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve, I accidentally dropped one. "No problem," I said, picking it up and dusting it off before placing it back on the plate.
"You can’t do that," argued my four-year-old.
"Don’t worry. Santa will never know."
He shot me a look. "So he knows if I’ve been bad or ... | 7 | 1.94591 | 3 | 2022-12-22T12:14:58 | 93 |
wmj4p5 | thegroutguys | Prince Charles decides to visit Perth | The future King has not been getting a great reception in the United Kingdom so decides to go somewhere more remote. Not long after his arrival in Perth, he is walking down the Hay Street Mall with an interesting choice of head wear. A Davy Crocket style hat, real fox fur with the tail at the back, reminscent of front... | 9 | 2.197225 | 4 | 2022-08-12T11:39:35 | 170 |
y06aq9 | Ding-Dong-Dipshit | My friend asked me where I found the lindt chocolate I gave him earlier. | I said I found it in my pocket. | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2022-10-10T05:17:12 | 26 |
rmlb4a | galactus_thunder | Biology | Two sister cells were separating during cell division. In the process, one of the cell steps on the other's foot. The other cell yells.... Mitosis! | 4 | 1.386294 | 2 | 2021-12-23T02:33:26 | 35 |
100b2gs | Dinobrothers | Gary asks his coworker how he likes town... | His buddy replied, "I actually like it a lot, but me and my wife were driving in the rain when we seen this poor old homeless man on the side of the road frantically begging for a ride, He was carrying a cloth bag so she didn't want him to be soaked. So as we're driving my wife casually asked the man what what was in h... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2023-01-01T03:41:55 | 241 |
vlyyhx | nurdle | I finally measured my penis today... | Apparently my college girlfriend read the "9" on the ruler upside down. | 6 | 1.791759 | 11 | 2022-06-27T16:05:07 | 22 |
1hqgnhi | EmbarrassedRisk2109 | I am good at ccreating jokes. | Everyone says I'm a joke. | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2024-12-31T15:12:57 | 16 |
13fxqym | YZXFILE | A woman got married not long after high school and her husband broke her heart when he ran off with another woman. She eventually got back into the dating scene, and fell in love again with another man. They married but he turned out to be an asshole who hit her when he was angry. | She divorced him as well. Over time she met a third man who seemed perfect for her in every way but one- he was terrible in bed. She married him anyway, reasoning that sex would improve the more they knew eachother but it didn’t, and after a year she finally divorced him.
Having now been divorced three times she decid... | 337 | 5.820083 | 42 | 2023-05-12T21:31:23 | 277 |
170ogqu | achtunging | Now I ain’t saying she’s a golddigger | But she does have several shovels, picks and panning sleuces strapped to her burrow. | 1 | 0 | 33 | 2023-10-05T17:52:08 | 32 |
10wyojg | Bunister | Today's joke... | I tried to open a haunted theme park in Columbia...
I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those Medellín kids. | 11 | 2.397895 | 1 | 2023-02-08T14:53:36 | 35 |
19cu7y9 | Major_Independence82 | A blonde goes into the doctor’s office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. | “Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes on, everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You don’t dye your hair, do you?" She says, "No, I'm really a blonde." “I... | 1,569 | 7.358194 | 69 | 2024-01-22T12:09:38 | 109 |
18h8ak9 | A_Mirabeau_702 | Someone commented a few days ago saying that humans were the only species that gave themselves their name. | But honestly, I think they're cuckoo. | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2023-12-13T04:14:46 | 29 |
1dcqyvl | Bobfish64 | Okay so there’s a guy named Jerry… | Jerry works as a hit man and works contract to contract. He doesn’t know who hires him, it’s all confidential.
One day Jerry gets this really odd contract for a hit on these three senior citizens in an old folks home. He’s not sure why someone would want three elders dead, but he accepts the job. He figures he could p... | 487 | 6.188264 | 29 | 2024-06-10T17:18:57 | 210 |
1h6xub9 | DocMcCall | I'm no longer allowed to go Christmas caroling in the psych ward | In retrospect, "Do You Hear What I Hear" was a bad song choice | 385 | 5.953243 | 21 | 2024-12-05T01:58:16 | 31 |
s2i8ff | Workmen | The difference between an impoverished nation and a wealthy nation: | In an impoverished nation, the shelves are empty and people starve.
In a wealthy nation, the shelves are overflowing and people starve. | 7 | 1.94591 | 1 | 2022-01-12T22:01:09 | 39 |
rggzgc | gooddavid99 | I got in trouble because of a commercial | I went to the store because I needed some milk. I got my milk, a pizza, french fries and a candy bar. I went to the self checkout , paid for my milk and started to leave.
A cashier stopped me and told me I hadn't paid for all my stuff.
I calmly pulled out my insurance card and told her " I only PAY for what I NEED."... | 6 | 1.791759 | 1 | 2021-12-14T20:51:04 | 91 |
velnl2 | Firegoat1 | A guy walks into a bar | A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I took a urine test at the hospital today," he tells the bartender. "My kleptomania is really getting out of hand." | 18 | 2.890372 | 0 | 2022-06-17T17:42:30 | 47 |
xmxi69 | Sufficient_Ticket237 | A man and a woman meet in heaven and fall in love. | They walk up to God and ask to be married.
God says give me some time and I'll get back to you.
Three or four years pass and God finally tells the man and woman that he can have them married.
A few more years pass and the man and woman fall out of love. They approach God once more and this time they ask for a divo... | 4,602 | 8.434246 | 106 | 2022-09-24T16:38:09 | 121 |
183jggw | incredibleinkpen | "My sexual fantasy is for us to have sex on a plane," said my wife. | "The thought of having sex 45,000 feet in the sky arouses me," she continued.
"Planes only fly around 35,000 feet," I corrected.
"Yes," she added, "but I'm on top..." | 1 | 0 | 7 | 2023-11-25T13:11:38 | 71 |
uj098b | greedydita | Have you read the nutritional information on a box of Fruit Loops? | You're better off eating the toucan. | 5 | 1.609438 | 0 | 2022-05-05T15:41:24 | 23 |
16rzxkk | Captain_Darlington | How can you tell if a guy likes Moosehead? | From the antler marks in his thighs. | 1 | 0 | 22 | 2023-09-25T18:31:02 | 20 |
y41134 | circlejerkingdiva | The neighbourhood kids just invited me to a waterfight! | I'm just submitting this post while the kettle boils. | 17 | 2.833213 | 0 | 2022-10-14T18:10:05 | 22 |
169v8b2 | Jokeminder42 | An obese man is standing naked in front of his doctor. | The doctor says, "I'm sure you are aware that you have a serious weight problem. The man says, "Doc, I know. I haven't seen my dick in 3 years." The doctor asks, "Then why don't you diet?" And the fat man says, "Why? What color is it now?" | 1 | 0 | 46 | 2023-09-04T15:37:18 | 79 |
1d8s1dm | Pretend-Affect9161 | Help me win a bet by finding a joke / skit | A friend of mine and I (both late 30s) were having a couple beers and playing a good game of “remember some guys”. After we went through obscure NBA talent (Rasho Nesterovic, Cedric Ceballos, Alonzo Gee) we got into some old comedy classics.
Anyways, I can’t remember the exact skit / scene but I swear Chris Farley i... | 7 | 1.94591 | 6 | 2024-06-05T14:59:27 | 185 |
xmhjqv | Outrageous-River3744 | Life is like toilet paper | I'm either on a roll or taking crap from somebody | 3 | 1.098612 | 3 | 2022-09-24T03:17:10 | 16 |
s06jr6 | Nancy-he | A little joke to make you laugh! | A: I only know 25 letters.
B: Why?
A: I don't know why (Y).
A: What is a bee from America?
B: What?
C: A USB. | 5 | 1.609438 | 6 | 2022-01-10T00:49:44 | 50 |
x861n9 | ironchefluke | The server joke | So a group of 4 sits down at their favorite restarant and starts chatting.
The server arrives at the table and greets them and starts his normal spiel.
The table is all listening but he sees the gentleman on his left just staring at his server apron.
Her looks at him and asked if there was something wrong.
He said, ... | 9 | 2.197225 | 2 | 2022-09-07T14:07:03 | 440 |
t1az4w | Valuable-Cry575 | Funny | Someone once told me I'd never make it a deaf comedian, haven't heard from him since | 12 | 2.484907 | 0 | 2022-02-25T18:32:47 | 21 |
tg753m | KeithTC | Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub | Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub having beer and watching the brothel across the street. They saw a Baptist minister walk into the brothel, and one of them said, “Aye, ’tis a shame to see a man of the cloth goin’ bad.” Then they saw a rabbi enter the brothel, and the other Irishman said, “Aye, ’tis a shame to se... | 9,281 | 9.135725 | 318 | 2022-03-17T10:30:48 | 148 |
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ta3rwb | iivvoo | I work in a toy factory where dracula dolls are produced... | I only have one colleague at the production line so I have to make every second count. | 77 | 4.343805 | 8 | 2022-03-09T09:02:08 | 31 |
126iu7t | Risperdali | My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... | Oh wait. She's back. She just went to get some milk. | 12,708 | 9.449987 | 182 | 2023-03-30T10:36:59 | 25 |
s291pf | ncalder17 | What's the difference between a stepping stool and a miniature 3D printer? | The former is a little ladder and the latter is a little former. | 1,299 | 7.16935 | 12 | 2022-01-12T15:33:21 | 30 |
rqtoak | Dissastronaut | Every day I walk past a homeless man and his dog... | Today he was by himself, I asked where the dog was and he said she's was at home. | 3 | 1.098612 | 0 | 2021-12-29T00:03:52 | 33 |
13iguwl | NDodma01 | What golf club should I use? | A golfer said to his caddy, “do you think I can get to the green using my 5 iron?”
The caddy sighs and replies “Eventually, sir.” | 5 | 1.609438 | 3 | 2023-05-15T18:56:07 | 45 |
sn4da5 | Barber606 | You know why you should never date a tennis player? | Love means nothing to them. | 138 | 4.927254 | 13 | 2022-02-07T23:24:46 | 17 |
vj5mzq | HowIsThisNameTaken6 | What did the lawyer do when someone went into cardiac arrest? | He slipped a piece of paper that had his phone number on it and said “ring me when they give you one phone call.” | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2022-06-23T19:58:50 | 38 |
wofcoy | RainyDay2001 | My mum said that if I don't get off Reddit now, she'll slam my head into the keyboard. | She wohdjdbwjqoksmdhdjdjdnksskpwldlk | 14 | 2.639057 | 2 | 2022-08-14T20:05:06 | 41 |
u3seli | luckprecludes | Pants | A man approaches a woman and says, "I'd really like to get into your pants."
The woman replies, "No thanks, there's an ass in there already." | 10 | 2.302585 | 3 | 2022-04-14T21:52:53 | 37 |
15ko6vq | OskarTheRed | Jesus returns to Earth, but hadn't picked the best place to land. | He finds himself in the middle of the wilderness, with no roads or people in sight.
That's a bummer; after all, he's supposed to convince people about his divinity.
So he asks God the Father: "Could you point me towards where there are people?"
"No need," says the father. "Just introduce yourself out loud, and some... | 1 | 0 | 8 | 2023-08-07T15:38:20 | 101 |
173izsy | Logamer1012 | I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth | Now everytime I speak, I have a weird Axe scent | 1 | 0 | 43 | 2023-10-09T04:23:35 | 20 |
rqlphu | vicarofvintage | Two blonds walk into a tanning salon… | The receptionist asks, “Are you two sisters?” One replies, “No silly, we’re not even Catholic”. | 12 | 2.484907 | 3 | 2021-12-28T18:04:18 | 34 |
1fkgboy | Berkamin | And old German farmer visited the factory which used to supply him with his favorite scythes, but he was told that their factory now only makes lawn mower blades. | "Lawn mower blades?! but that doesn't make any Sense." | 1 | 0 | 3 | 2024-09-19T08:57:35 | 47 |
16t3rdj | IkNOwNUTTINGck | Unlike past US Elections, the 2024 election is shaping up to be a feisty contest between the GOP and Dems. | The Geriatric Old People's Party and the Dementia Party. | 3 | 1.098612 | 6 | 2023-09-26T23:24:59 | 40 |
sr1a25 | Russian_lover1 | Yo momma so slutty... | She got fired for drinking on the job at the sperm bank. | 15 | 2.70805 | 11 | 2022-02-12T21:07:09 | 20 |
xli99o | Cobra2147 | What’s the difference between Jesus and a panting of Jesus? | The painting only takes one nail to hang up. | 87 | 4.465908 | 96 | 2022-09-23T00:28:15 | 23 |
1cs1yjn | SoNowYouTellMe101 | If I win the lottery, everyone in my neighborhood is gonna be rich! | I'll be moving to Beverly Hills. | 495 | 6.204558 | 33 | 2024-05-14T20:15:16 | 23 |
18qyqhl | fancypig0603 | 11 yr old nephew told me this. | A bus full of 50 ugly people crashed and everyone died and went to heaven. Saint Peter decided that since their deaths were so violent, he would grant them all one wish before going to heaven. The first person wished to finally be attractive, and the last person on line started to giggle. The second person wanted to be... | 1,297 | 7.167809 | 118 | 2023-12-26T03:37:25 | 133 |
1blxte1 | DoctorBoh | Give a man a fish and he will eat for one day | Give a man a fisherman and he can eat for a week, easily | 34 | 3.526361 | 10 | 2024-03-23T17:33:19 | 27 |
119vay6 | jflipside | Customer: | What do you have with no fat and no sugar?
Waitress: Napkins.. | 104 | 4.644391 | 13 | 2023-02-23T11:19:22 | 19 |
tffcdv | TigerBrawlz3 | You can use defence for offence. | Just grab de fence and smack someone on the head with it and you get offence. | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2022-03-16T11:20:17 | 24 |
1eou68w | MoonInHisHands | The Fertile 70yr old man |
An 70-year-old married a 20-year-old. A year after the wedding the couple arrives at the delivery room.
A male boy weighing 3.5 kg was born, healthy and beautiful. The nurse asks the old man "Yours?"
"Yes," the old man replies proudly.
"Congratulations," the nurse replies. "Well…" says the old man, "the old engine s... | 714 | 6.570883 | 22 | 2024-08-10T14:20:26 | 258 |
161d5dx | Freeknifeexu | I used to live between some trees and it had a hollow where i could put my drink bottle | Idk if this counts as a joke sry | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2023-08-25T22:21:41 | 29 |
tg6h6u | Knever | Have you heard about the new Broadway act based on the dictionary? | It's a play on words. | 16 | 2.772589 | 2 | 2022-03-17T09:45:53 | 20 |
xxqkzh | UrNemisis | If Government can print money | Then why are we paying taxes?!? | 5 | 1.609438 | 5 | 2022-10-07T05:23:36 | 13 |
r63li5 | somestupidquestionnn | Why are there necrophiliacs? | Because it's the only person that doesn't say no. | 2 | 0.693147 | 8 | 2021-12-01T02:02:23 | 20 |
w6rccw | Neferpizza2 | There are two kinds of people who care a lot about their exact age. | Small children and 39 year old's. | 8,422 | 9.038603 | 482 | 2022-07-24T09:04:32 | 25 |
11fqpzl | newyorkcitydude | Why did the chicken join a seance? | To talk to the other side of the road. | 6 | 1.791759 | 6 | 2023-03-02T02:51:48 | 19 |
16zguxu | consultant_in | Why do people not like travelling to China , Hong Kong , Vietnam, Turkey or Denmark? | Because they have major red flags 🇨🇳🇭🇰🇻🇳🇹🇷🇩🇰 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2023-10-04T07:36:16 | 36 |
yr2pop | Starmom4 | What kind of tree is it? | There are two trees in the forest, a beech and a birch and one day, they notice a small tree has sprouted up in between them. The birch says, "Man, that really looks like a son of a beech!" The beech retorts, "No way! That's gotta be a son of a birch!"
So, they start arguing back and forth. "Son of a beech!" "Son of a ... | 46 | 3.828641 | 7 | 2022-11-10T02:20:22 | 334 |
18ac84j | Lynette-Sakura | Why did the traitor cross the road? | Because he was never on your side! | 7 | 1.94591 | 1 | 2023-12-04T04:25:08 | 17 |
1d4zk3s | digyourmum | It's almost pride month, you know what that means... What do you call a gay plumber? | Plumber. Come on guys. | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2024-05-31T16:20:40 | 27 |
1dl99s4 | Different-Tie-1085 | Why did the sperm cross the road? | Because he put on the wrong sock this morning. | 1 | 0 | 5 | 2024-06-21T17:16:09 | 18 |
1gv4tu0 | Lazy-Fisherman-6881 | How did Alec Baldwin bag so many baddies in the 90s? | He just always knew how to shoot his shot. | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2024-11-19T18:55:07 | 27 |
wvmcgo | Unique-Leading5489 | My online lizard has stopped working... | I've got e-reptile dysfunction. | 15 | 2.70805 | 5 | 2022-08-23T11:29:53 | 16 |
rist24 | Bqnonumbers | Did you know James Gunn was in talks to direct Knives Out? | He pulled out because you can't bring a Gunn to a knife fight. | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2021-12-17T22:41:37 | 29 |
12byrxf | SmellMyFingerMel | Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? | To get to the other side…but on the third day it returns. | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2023-04-04T22:20:39 | 23 |
ukad47 | chrispy137 | A guy walks into a psychiatrists office wearing nothing but Saran wrap. | The shrink looks at him and says "well I can clearly see you're nuts.." | 32 | 3.465736 | 3 | 2022-05-07T10:19:54 | 32 |
rfv24d | DennySmith62 | Many years ago during my married days, I accidentally overturned my golf cart... | Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: "Are you okay? What's your name?"
"It's John, and I'm okay, thanks," I replied as I pulled myself out of the twisted cart.
"John," she said, (firm loose breasts undulating beneath her white si... | 164 | 5.099866 | 16 | 2021-12-14T00:57:38 | 283 |
1dumm36 | sighbrother | Why did the computer go to the doctor? | It had a virus, but there was one symptom that puzzled everyone...
Leave your guess in the comments! | 3 | 1.098612 | 24 | 2024-07-03T19:13:35 | 30 |
wwy8ex | Mr_Monty_Burns | I circumcise elephants for the circus, the pay is lousy..... | But the tips are enormous. | 142 | 4.955827 | 11 | 2022-08-24T23:30:06 | 21 |
1h5218v | MarcoDanielRebelo | Me: "I've been exploring my sexuality a lot more lately." | My therapist: "For the last time, it's not a threesome when you use both hands to masturbate." | 420 | 6.040255 | 26 | 2024-12-02T18:33:37 | 37 |
136wljo | RapidActionBattalion | We can thank the Arabs for 9/11. | Without them, it would still be IX/XI. | 111 | 4.70953 | 17 | 2023-05-03T19:15:56 | 23 |
1hdt7dc | yougolplex | A new monk joined a monastery | A new monk joined a monastery and was put to work copying ancient texts by hand. Pretty soon, he noticed something odd: they were copying from copies, not the originals. So, he asked the head monk, “If there’s a mistake in the first copy, wouldn’t that mistake just keep getting passed down?”
The head monk paused, stro... | 114 | 4.736198 | 14 | 2024-12-14T02:46:34 | 188 |
wamnwv | incredibleinkpen | "We're looking for a drug dealer," said the police officer, "and you fit the description we've been given." | I said, "That was easy then. What can I get you fellas?" | 2,498 | 7.823246 | 72 | 2022-07-28T21:59:55 | 41 |
zwv1h1 | Healthy_Ladder_6198 | A Nasty Divorce | On the first day, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, he had the movers come and collect his things. On the third day, he sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining-room table, by candle-light; he put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shri... | 235 | 5.459586 | 21 | 2022-12-28T00:23:29 | 517 |
1ct4fvr | Disillusioned_Emu | How do you recognize a flying rabbit? | From the eagle on its back | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2024-05-16T04:13:06 | 14 |
whtytw | NertsMcGee | Why was the dancing cow unavailable to be in this joke? | Because she was too busy practicing in a kick line to be in the punch line. | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2022-08-06T17:45:58 | 29 |
srpbdl | OneBigBoi509 | Why do people bleach their buttholes? | They want to change their ring tone | 22 | 3.091042 | 3 | 2022-02-13T18:27:56 | 16 |
uge2xy | ImWasil | A Muslim walks into a bar.. | ..and orders water, coz he can drink now.
*Eid Mubarak* | 27 | 3.295837 | 5 | 2022-05-02T01:07:11 | 25 |
15fp1ck | Boochin451 | "Relationships are like a fart" | If you have to force it, it's probably shit. | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2023-08-01T21:14:27 | 20 |
zkgy7u | porichoygupto | My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I couldn’t open any of the files. | I always have trouble….with emotional attachments. | 38 | 3.637586 | 2 | 2022-12-13T00:31:12 | 27 |
xzkvjt | porichoygupto | My wife keeps telling me that I have no sense of empathy. | I have no idea why she feels that way. | 45 | 3.806662 | 3 | 2022-10-09T12:48:57 | 23 |
t9e9m8 | Lava_Wolf_68 | A blonde got a new job in an office. | At the end of the day, the boss asks her, "So, what did you do all day?"
The blonde replies, "Keyboard was not in order, so I put it right." | 5 | 1.609438 | 0 | 2022-03-08T10:53:34 | 49 |
10qczo9 | Arkvoodle42 | A nearsighted whale followed a submarine across the ocean | Every time it fired off a torpedo, the whale passed out cigars. | 2 | 0.693147 | 1 | 2023-01-31T22:46:27 | 25 |
tsoeqn | YZXFILE | What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? | Jack Daniels is still killing
Indians. | 11 | 2.397895 | 7 | 2022-03-31T01:22:31 | 20 |
rje93q | lagflag | WHO issued a list of the top 10 COVID-19 scams to help avoiding them | It only costs $200 bucks | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2021-12-18T19:10:12 | 27 |
1ak7upp | pepprish | Did you hear the joke about the fella with a big shlong?? | It's a real Knee Slapper | 18 | 2.890372 | 1 | 2024-02-06T11:43:45 | 22 |
xl0j1i | Few_Owl_3481 | Proof! Person who sleeps with itchy bumb | wakes with smelly finger.
Here, smell my finger! | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2022-09-22T12:51:24 | 22 |
uosbds | Hamunaptrahh | The next fast and furious film comes out soon. | Fast 10: Your seat belts. | 18 | 2.890372 | 0 | 2022-05-13T13:56:04 | 19 |
15bcrtj | u24fun | Republicans in the US remind me of British peoples teeth.... | Some are sharp, most are white, and all are crooked. | 2 | 0.693147 | 1 | 2023-07-27T20:37:57 | 25 |
1ha7qm8 | Ozdad | Fifteen! | A man was walking past a mental asylum, when he heard the inmates chanting "15! 15! 15!"
Curious, he stared through a hole in the timber fence, and was poked in the eye.
"16! 16! 16!" | 182 | 5.204007 | 13 | 2024-12-09T11:34:04 | 64 |
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