id large_string | author large_string | title large_string | selftext large_string | score int64 | log_score float64 | num_comments int64 | created_at timestamp[us] | num_tokens int64 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
w0p0h4 | NuggetFail | If you are what you eat, | Then I'm an innocent man | 48 | 3.871201 | 16 | 2022-07-16T19:58:11 | 13 |
xx2e1x | Profacundo | left my gf because she got fat | "but I'm pregnant" there is always an excuse | 6 | 1.791759 | 3 | 2022-10-06T10:59:51 | 18 |
10lo9qf | cromario | What do you call a swindler full of himself who is walking down the stairs? | A condescending con descending | 10 | 2.302585 | 3 | 2023-01-26T09:48:23 | 23 |
r6cg57 | Firegoat1 | What are you looking for in a woman? | A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer and lets out a heavy sigh. "I just don't know what I'm looking for in a woman anymore," he laments to the bartender. "I suppose it's time I give up my practice as an OB-GYN." | 16 | 2.772589 | 11 | 2021-12-01T11:13:49 | 67 |
v97doc | wetlettuce42 | Did you know protons have mass? | Me neither i didn’t know they were Catholic | 13 | 2.564949 | 2 | 2022-06-10T13:07:16 | 17 |
r8kh79 | woodsciguy | My 10 y/o son told me this. | Him: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Why?
Him: To find the idiot.
Him: Knock knock
Me: Who's there?
Him: The chicken...
I saw it coming with the knock knock joke but it made me laugh. | 560 | 6.327937 | 16 | 2021-12-04T07:36:15 | 66 |
t4p7x0 | stickpoker | A horse walks into a bar... | The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "I have AIDS." | 8 | 2.079442 | 8 | 2022-03-02T02:24:18 | 26 |
12zdp7i | raysqman | I just heard Harry Belafonte died. | Wait, that's Day-o news.
(Before the onslaught of downvotes for disrespecting Mr. Belafonte, he was a truly talented and charismatic guy who made the world a better place. I just thought we needed a new joke once in a while.) | 5 | 1.609438 | 9 | 2023-04-26T10:48:21 | 62 |
zn05fk | KW-DadJoker | Having touble getting into my computer... | Enter Password: "FootLoose"
...
Wrong, Try again: "DangerZone"
...
Wrong, you are locked out! You are only allowed 2 incorrect Loggins. | 48 | 3.871201 | 10 | 2022-12-15T23:39:29 | 47 |
rw67kp | nerdpower69 | What’s worse than a shark-nado? | A coronado.
——————
(Fun fact, it was the result of autocorrect) | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2022-01-04T22:10:39 | 29 |
1f47zsj | marycartlizer | What's the last thing you want to hear when seeing your favorite tribute band? | "We're gonna play some songs off our new album" | 13 | 2.564949 | 2 | 2024-08-29T17:18:03 | 28 |
1f8p7zt | StreetMonk574 | On first night of weeding, Husband asked the wife whether she'll accept his inner child? | She replied that she has the same insecurity. | 1 | 0 | 6 | 2024-09-04T09:48:07 | 28 |
scdwi9 | porichoygupto | Amazon has started a new service where they deliver custom made shirts within 48 hours of ordering. | It’s called Tailor Swift. | 10 | 2.302585 | 3 | 2022-01-25T13:36:07 | 27 |
175rgmg | EarthMarsUranus | Why is it so difficult to hold a conversation with an asexual? | They're not interested in fucking anything! | 1 | 0 | 8 | 2023-10-11T22:53:12 | 22 |
v8o7ys | rossdabose | My late grandpa used to hate looking in the mirror | Humble man, terrible driver | 15 | 2.70805 | 0 | 2022-06-09T19:05:53 | 17 |
1cgcvl0 | Rolodoggy | I went to a fundraising event and I said to the waiter "Could I have one of those canapés?" | He replied "Fuck you, there's none left."
I said "Well, that's just out of hors d'oeuvres." | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2024-04-29T22:42:59 | 51 |
ru2v9v | SickoSeaMan | There’s this running joke in my family. | That’s what my mom said when I became a runner | 22 | 3.091042 | 1 | 2022-01-02T05:44:29 | 20 |
vqit1z | [deleted] | Not many people are interested in philosophy. | It's a nietzsche area | 13 | 2.564949 | 3 | 2022-07-03T14:27:21 | 14 |
1dmjuyu | porichoygupto | I just finished a book about a middle aged dude having trouble with computer coding. | The Old Man and the C. | 76 | 4.330733 | 10 | 2024-06-23T11:14:38 | 23 |
ra6xhr | jorenryckaert | I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather... | Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. | 47 | 3.850148 | 1 | 2021-12-06T13:09:42 | 24 |
18azhs4 | firstpc13 | A Holocaust survivor passed away and went to Heaven | A Holocaust survivor passed away and went to Heaven, God greeted him at the gates. The first thing the Holocaust survivor says is a joke about the Holocaust. God replies, "That isn't funny." The Holocaust survivor says back, "Guess you had to be there". | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2023-12-05T00:54:01 | 63 |
16f77bi | Jokeminder42 | My second-favorite golf joke |
So a twosome tees off. Bob hits his ball right into a lake. Fred says, "You're out of bounds; better hit another." Bob says, "don't worry. Look."
Fred watches, astonished, as the ball pops to the surface and rows to shore. The ball hops out of the lake and rolls onto the grass.
So Bob hits his second shot, and ... | 1 | 0 | 9 | 2023-09-10T18:12:04 | 229 |
xk7xfs | NezukoisLife | Do you know why the sea is salty? | It's because land never waved back | 74 | 4.304065 | 6 | 2022-09-21T15:24:27 | 16 |
ua9e55 | xfiles81 | Did you hear about Mario traveling to Paris with his brother? Mario found visiting places named after traditional occult items to be exciting, ... | .... however le ouija bored. | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2022-04-23T16:39:25 | 33 |
16h05a3 | incredibleinkpen | "You're not paid to be liked," my boss said patronisingly. | "Very well then," I smiled, punching him under the chin. | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2023-09-12T19:12:43 | 29 |
11j2m8l | MuadDib2001 | Women are like Nitrogen |
I'm surrounded by women, But I can't attract any of them. | 5 | 1.609438 | 5 | 2023-03-05T17:08:29 | 21 |
172udcb | notyourregularninja | Why do Bulls were bells? | Because their horns don’t work!! | 1 | 0 | 27 | 2023-10-08T08:52:23 | 13 |
1atkclo | gunninggriller5995 | Who won? | Q: Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee got into a fight, who won?
A: Chuck Norris | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2024-02-18T03:22:09 | 22 |
xsdee6 | Shady_Lines | How do you make your wife scream during sex? | Call her up and tell her about it | 308 | 5.7301 | 68 | 2022-09-30T21:38:58 | 18 |
12kp1ou | E_B_Jamisen | What does Harry Potter and your Soulmate have in common? | They're both fictional Characters. | 35 | 3.555348 | 13 | 2023-04-13T13:22:34 | 19 |
r8sb9t | fivethousandsheep | It's tough looking for a rental that allows pets | No one seems to have the right claws in the contract. | 5 | 1.609438 | 0 | 2021-12-04T15:45:37 | 22 |
w4legr | wthreye | I've got an idea how I can talk my girlfriend into a DP with my best friend. | It's a two-pronged approach. | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2022-07-21T16:45:01 | 28 |
17xi8p8 | Chemical_Minute_5677 | How is tight rope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly? | If you want to enjoy either, you ABSOLUTELY CANNOT look down. | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2023-11-17T15:59:59 | 30 |
15ad02n | DaviHitton | How do we know Bill Gates is a grower? | Cause word on the street is he's got a Microsoft | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2023-07-26T18:03:59 | 22 |
1f5uoty | zyngawfian | The First POTUS Swearing In . . . | . . . Took place on the steps of the Trinity Church in lower Manhattan on Wall Street. George Washington declared to a rousing crowd, upon his installation as the first president: URINATION! | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2024-08-31T18:58:46 | 51 |
1gl6mf6 | TheHerbHiker | My girlfriend said if this gets 100 upvotes, we can do anal! | PLEASE, STOP UPVOTING HER COCK IS HUGE! | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2024-11-06T19:21:16 | 31 |
tu5i44 | GreenlightProduction | Why did the girl fall off the swing? | Because she had no arms... | 0 | 0 | 5 | 2022-04-02T00:07:38 | 15 |
16intuj | perrydolia | A woman walks into a bar with a duck under her arm | She orders a martini and sits at the bar.
The bartender leans over and says, "I just gotta ask, what are you doing in here the that pig?"
The lady replies, "That is not a pig, it's a duck."
To which the bartender replies, "Who's talkin' to you, lady?" | 1 | 0 | 4 | 2023-09-14T17:05:18 | 79 |
u81eus | Bootlebat | How can a flea jump higher than the Empire State Building? | The Empire State Building can't jump. | 21 | 3.044522 | 6 | 2022-04-20T17:12:48 | 20 |
zmhwej | mangotheultimate | a child asks his father what an alcoholic is | the dad replies, "see those 4 cars? an alcoholic would see 8"
the child says, "but dad, there are 2 cars over there" | 1,923 | 7.561642 | 73 | 2022-12-15T10:27:13 | 43 |
u6bjd8 | Memedestroyer10199 | A guy hit another guy at a science bar. | "That HURTS!" - Guy 1
"You know what else hurts??" - Guy 2
"No" - Guy 1
"HERTZ" - Guy 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2022-04-18T12:04:33 | 48 |
uhawba | brokedownpalace10 | Lately, I've been getting into a kinky combination of sadism, bestiality, and necrophilia. | But, maybe I'm just beating a dead horse. | 21 | 3.044522 | 0 | 2022-05-03T07:44:36 | 35 |
xzlzgi | StrtOvr8689 | Nowadays, you don’t run into many guys named Lance. | But in the Middle Ages, people used to be named Lancelot. | 2,330 | 7.753624 | 111 | 2022-10-09T13:42:27 | 28 |
s4650a | PensadorDispensado | Two men are hiking through the woods when one of them cries out, “Snake! Run!” | His companion laughs at him. “Oh, relax. It’s only a baby,” he says. “Don’t you hear the rattle?” | 11 | 2.397895 | 0 | 2022-01-14T23:43:04 | 49 |
rbrdzz | _tanc | How can you tell a crypto speculator from an outdoorsman? | From the way they pronounce "rugged". | 2 | 0.693147 | 4 | 2021-12-08T13:29:54 | 22 |
tq04e5 | TheyCallMeDrAsshole | What's the difference between Chris Rock and Will Smith? | Chris Rock can take a hit | 198 | 5.288267 | 23 | 2022-03-28T03:24:13 | 17 |
176fhes | Merrader | A pharmacist shows up to work one day | and he sees a guy standing by an endcap, holding onto it, and looks in pretty bad shape. Just then the stock boy comes by so the pharmacist asks him what's with the guy. Stock boy says that he came in for a cough but he didn't know where the cough medicine was so he gave him laxative. The pharmacist shouts "you can't g... | 1 | 0 | 11 | 2023-10-12T19:39:51 | 114 |
syhqy3 | sphingo | Canibal: am I late for dinner? | Cook: I'm afraid you are. Everybody's eaten! | 12 | 2.484907 | 3 | 2022-02-22T07:41:23 | 21 |
15fikbg | gagga_hai | Why is doggie style illegal in Alabama? | because you never turn your back on family ! | 2 | 0.693147 | 0 | 2023-08-01T17:12:53 | 18 |
1bfws90 | douglerner | A Jewish mother gives her son two shirts for his birthday, a red one and a blue one. The next morning the son wears the red shirt to breakfast. | The mother looks at him and says, “So, you didn’t like the blue one?” | 100 | 4.60517 | 17 | 2024-03-16T03:31:00 | 52 |
18cbhv5 | __-_-_-__- | So i guess Taylor Swift is Time Magazine’s person of the year | For dating a Football player | 1 | 0 | 3 | 2023-12-06T19:08:25 | 18 |
s36an9 | MostDownVotesPlz | She told me to giver her 10 inches and make it rough | So I gave her 2 inches 5 times and kicked her in the knee. | 0 | 0 | 8 | 2022-01-13T18:37:42 | 31 |
15pmywh | IGR777 | A women cheats on her husband | A women was cheating her husband and was doing it in their bedroom when suddenly she hears her husbands car. She says “quick pretend your statue to the boyfriend” and he does the she runs downstairs to the husband and greets him and alls good.
Night times comes and their both ready for bed the husband asks what is thi... | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2023-08-13T02:32:07 | 145 |
vpvhkp | PrickleAndGoo | People say I'm just an old drunk who can't stand up straight, let alone pay my debts. | But, joke is on them! My bank just notified me that I have "Outstanding Balance". | 14 | 2.639057 | 1 | 2022-07-02T16:28:43 | 43 |
wl3yjs | The_MouP | Two men are drinking at a bar... | \- Today I saved a man's life - one says
\- Oh. What happened? What did you do? - asks the other
\- I shot him and missed! | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2022-08-10T17:52:57 | 44 |
u18qlc | Psyck66 | Why did the chicken cross the road, has been one of the most famous & long running joke and we all wonder why. | Well, because it has legs. | 4 | 1.386294 | 4 | 2022-04-11T14:14:10 | 34 |
srhnf7 | MDFMKanic | Did you hear about The Incredible Hulk taking Viagra!? | NSFW:
I figure, since the same jokes are on repeat in this Reddit, again and again, I would throw out a freshly created one.
Apparently, now that the Hulk has been taking Viagra, his catch phrase has become:
"Don't make me horny. You wouldn't like me when I'm horny", when in his Dr. David Bruce Banner person... | 5 | 1.609438 | 14 | 2022-02-13T12:31:05 | 255 |
wzn529 | Erres_ | Why are genderqueer people bad with computers? | Because they’re non-binary. | 2 | 0.693147 | 0 | 2022-08-28T05:06:08 | 16 |
1dba5qq | Delivery-Plus | Having healthy well-formed turds isn’t the most important thing in life. | But it’s a solid *number 2*. | 182 | 5.204007 | 27 | 2024-06-08T19:03:22 | 25 |
zla04h | KarmicComic12334 | Two old jews are talking in Odessa. | -What's the news?
-Have you not heard? There is a war!
-who is fighting?
-Russia says it is at war with NATO.
-How's is it going?
-70,000 Russians are dead, they have lost thousands of tanks, used up most of their missiles, and their economy is collapsing.
-and NATO?
-NATO hasn't shown up yet.
Credit: Volodymi... | 2,427 | 7.794411 | 193 | 2022-12-13T23:03:29 | 102 |
1erzorh | RibaldPancake | How many Swiss does it take to screw in a light bulb? |
One. We are efficient and have no sense of humor. | 1,174 | 7.068172 | 147 | 2024-08-14T11:56:52 | 27 |
1gpt6gf | Basic_Split6593 | A blind man is waiting for the bus to arrive | When suddenly, a man, his wife, and their 10 children arrive at the bus stop. After what feels like forever, the bus finally comes, but they see it’s already very crowded. There’s only enough room for the wife and the children, so the father says to the blind man, “Is it okay if we walk to your destination? I’ll help y... | 595 | 6.388561 | 5 | 2024-11-12T19:31:01 | 174 |
rmvius | WaterFriendsIV | How is Viagra like Disney World? | In both cases, you have to wait an hour for a three minute ride. | 12 | 2.484907 | 2 | 2021-12-23T13:18:41 | 23 |
uwayez | bebobbaloola | You know what they say about family - blood is thicker than water. | But maple syrup is thicker than blood, so technically pancakes are more important than family. | 142 | 4.955827 | 27 | 2022-05-23T21:32:09 | 31 |
180qh1o | Holden_place | I‘m traveling in Germany | But I don‘t like the food.
It really is the wurst! | 3 | 1.098612 | 6 | 2023-11-21T20:24:27 | 23 |
1dhqxgq | ponyservice | It's not something I usually do | But my wife was not around, and I was home alone with this little girl, so I put her on my bed, undressed her and changed her diaper. | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2024-06-17T05:49:03 | 40 |
ymbslb | james_s_docherty | Manufacturing of the first coin to enter circulation carrying the image of King Charles is underway at the Royal Mint. As is tradition, Charles faces left on the new 50p | As when it comes to things involving her children, the Queen always looked the other way. | 6 | 1.791759 | 0 | 2022-11-04T22:01:42 | 54 |
x93g0b | misterphuzz | So a Polish airliner is coming in for a landing... | ...when the pilot touches down he slams on the brakes but quickly sees he isn't going to make it before the end of the runway, so he pushes the throttles forward and takes off again just before the end.
Three times he goes around and does this. On the fourth try he gets the plane stopped right before it runs off into ... | 3 | 1.098612 | 3 | 2022-09-08T15:29:20 | 125 |
1ettd0p | Riegel_Haribo | I got a knock on the door, he was asking for donations towards the Policeman's ball | So I kicked him square in the crotch, and said "I've got more for the other ball, also" | 1 | 0 | 3 | 2024-08-16T16:32:01 | 43 |
14r4e52 | First-Ad9578 | Why do communists hate dark humour? | Because not everybody gets it. | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2023-07-05T08:24:15 | 14 |
1evgctp | omgwinner1234 | "Dad, why is my sister called Rose?" | "Because your mother loves roses"
"Ahh, thanks dad"
"No problem, Dick" | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2024-08-18T18:34:32 | 28 |
178le0v | pinkglitterlicious | Why are there no pharmacies in Africa? | Because you can’t take meds on an empty stomach | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2023-10-15T18:17:09 | 18 |
11bl87z | c0dyw0dy27 | I struggle with Roman numerals... | Until I get to 159.
Then it just CLIX | 141 | 4.94876 | 20 | 2023-02-25T13:38:55 | 21 |
t7hw6r | antithica | My grandfather used to sleep around a lot | That must be how he got hearing AIDS | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2022-03-05T20:18:26 | 16 |
17s7hhj | resUemiTtsriF | Two Priests | Two priests are driving and end up at a police road stop. An officer knocks on the window, the driver rolls down the window. The officer says, sorry for stopping you, we are looking for two pedophiles. The priests look at each other and then turn to the officer and say, "We will do it". | 17 | 2.833213 | 1 | 2023-11-10T16:17:31 | 72 |
17kijb7 | VolensEtValens | Did you hear about the mathematics prof who had a problem with constipation? | He worked out his problem.
With a number 2 pencil. | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2023-10-31T11:11:24 | 29 |
ys05qd | RabbitsAteMySnowpeas | Q: Did you hear that Quasimodo is on strike? | A: Doesn’t ring a bell! | 13 | 2.564949 | 2 | 2022-11-11T03:37:19 | 22 |
19bt36t | LadeeAlana | A clown opened the door for me the other day. | It was a nice jester. | 41 | 3.713572 | 1 | 2024-01-21T02:42:02 | 18 |
1arn3l5 | ggfchl | Knock Knock. | Who’s there?
Alex Trebek.
Alex Trebek who?
I’m sorry. But your answer wasn’t formatted correctly. It should be “Who is Alex Trebek?” | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2024-02-15T18:58:50 | 39 |
y1d0tb | MisterMister1964 | Kerfuffle in a Train |
Two friends were arguing about the best joke they knew that happened in a train.
While challenged, one of them started:
There was a very tired man that walked along a corridor, trying to find an empty compartment to rest his feet. Finally, he found one, already occupied by a lonely man that was playing his ukule... | 2 | 0.693147 | 1 | 2022-10-11T16:10:54 | 609 |
s5eo5q | Beachy-vikingpirate | How many deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb? | One to change the bulb and thousands to follow the old dead lightbulb around. | 1 | 0 | 5 | 2022-01-16T15:55:12 | 31 |
sbv0cy | daverapp | There are 2.00000001 types of programmers in the world | Those who experience off-by-one errors, and those who experience rounding errors. | 14 | 2.639057 | 3 | 2022-01-24T20:01:24 | 34 |
zuyaeb | Animeking1108 | Security Guards are perfect casting for cop movies | They already have experience pretending to be cops. | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2022-12-25T13:38:56 | 17 |
xf5v6s | djheru | Did you hear about the crow that got arrested for trying to throw a party where nobody came? | He got charged with attempted murder | 76 | 4.330733 | 13 | 2022-09-15T19:40:41 | 25 |
vz5796 | VERBERD | All men think they are marrying nymphom@niacs.... | The problem is, after a few years the nympho leaves and the maniac stays. | 15 | 2.70805 | 14 | 2022-07-14T20:14:08 | 31 |
ws2n09 | Lo5an | What is it called when baristas try to unionize? | Grounds for termination | 15 | 2.70805 | 0 | 2022-08-19T02:56:06 | 16 |
rq5398 | necrobus_1999 | Dirty ernie pt. 1 | The teacher knows that dirty ernie has a habit of swearing, so she's apprehensive about her lesson bit decides to proceed anyway. She asks the class to give her a word that starts with each letter of the alphabet.
She says, "ok, the first letter is A"
Immediately ernie raises his hand. The teacher thinks, no he's go... | 6 | 1.791759 | 6 | 2021-12-28T03:09:06 | 263 |
1gnmt9v | MemeTroubadour | When I was fishing the other day, I got so frustrated that nothing was biting that I threw my rod into the lake. | I'm starting to think I have angler issues. | 76 | 4.330733 | 4 | 2024-11-09T23:19:37 | 36 |
12u0xdg | Bentup85 | Happy 420! | What do you mean “yesterday”? | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2023-04-21T12:58:35 | 14 |
12dkq3v | tycho_the_cat | The Pope announces he's kicking all the Jews out of Rome... | Outraged, the Jewish community call for a chance to debate the Pope and fight to stay.
They elect their best Rabbi and he travels to the Vatican to sit down with the Pope and plead for the Jews right to stay in Rome.
Since the Pope only speaks Latin and the Rabbi only speaks Yiddish, they sit across from a ... | 1,532 | 7.334329 | 100 | 2023-04-06T13:40:32 | 556 |
ui7gnk | MrBrianWeldon | What’s E.T. short for? | Because he’s got little legs. | 32 | 3.465736 | 10 | 2022-05-04T14:10:01 | 15 |
y0rqlx | NowOnYourFridge | A home inspector who takes everything literally (LONG) | A home inspector who takes everything literally walks into a house.
The inspector and his business partner walk to the dining room, where they see the chair’s legs have been cut down for firewood. “Low,” says the partner. The inspector is confused. “What’s low? The ceiling?”
They walk to the living room, where they ... | 2 | 0.693147 | 7 | 2022-10-10T22:14:31 | 145 |
wz8ycc | aeron171 | When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits. | When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a ... | 220 | 5.393628 | 26 | 2022-08-27T17:49:11 | 279 |
1ewbr4m | PluckPubes | My neighbor has a smoking hot 18 year old daughter. But she has a tattoo of a butterfly on her chest. Doesn't she understand how dumb that's going to look some day, all stretched out... | ... over my lamp?
..
#anthonyjeselnik | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2024-08-19T20:09:53 | 55 |
156rhaz | tomorrow509 | Knock Knock | Who's there?
Shamp.
Shamp Who?
No thanks, I had one this morning. | 1 | 0 | 5 | 2023-07-22T18:28:53 | 26 |
1210nn5 | SkywalkersDad | I don’t do anything half a**ed | Except share a chair with someone | 5 | 1.609438 | 1 | 2023-03-24T22:13:46 | 15 |
sp2wim | CryptographerFar3282 | How many Texans does it take to change a light bulb? | Three.
1 to hold the light bulb.
And 2 to turn the ladder! | 11 | 2.397895 | 8 | 2022-02-10T09:46:49 | 29 |
1cs9t57 | A_Mirabeau_702 | The most annoying creatures in the mythic realms are the ones that constantly say the others aren’t really mythic - merely legendary, rare, or elusive. | That’s right, no one can stand the Semanticores | 22 | 3.091042 | 1 | 2024-05-15T02:10:06 | 44 |
1fvix3v | Unlikely-Friend-5108 | What's the definition of irony? | *The Neverending Story* coming to an end and *Final Fantasy* having more sequels than anyone seems able to count. | 2 | 0.693147 | 0 | 2024-10-03T21:33:53 | 33 |
vib2p4 | PensadorDispensado | Johnny lives in a society... | Johnny asks his dad how a country runs. His dad thinks and replies, ‘Well, it’s like this. I earn the money in the house, so I’m the rich. Your mom takes care of running the home, so she is the government. The maid is the working class, and your baby brother is the future. And finally you Johnny, are the average c... | 41 | 3.713572 | 3 | 2022-06-22T17:51:40 | 218 |
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